True Facts: The Hummingbird Warrior 

Jerry, that's a moth.

@Night shade Oh, hun

@@RagbagMcShag Truly a rare species

Night shade 😂

björd ;-)

Einstein: bird but without the r

santa deniers: bird santa believers: byerd

I think Santa's is the correct spelling! HAHAHAHAHA!!¡!!

@@TF2CrunchyFrog how do you know? Have you had enough frog to know they're crunchy??!?

Were you able to release him?

@@hannahruth365 It took awhile, but he eventually started waking up out of his torpor and spread his wings. It took some time for him to actually try flying off, but he eventually took to the air himself, and I think he still comes around to sip off the feeder out back.

awesome

@@mariofan1ish doubt it torpor lol sounds like he got hit from something

@@rhetoric5173 I'm pretty sure it was torpor considering it took him only about an hour total to get his energy back and start flying again. Heat and sugar water did the trick, so I'm like 95% sure it was torpor.

I would never miss class!!!

Yes! I've never laughed so much while learning so much. One of my all time favorite channels.😉

Honestly, yeah. The only classes I honestly could never improve in were the ones where it was mindless monotone droning for an hour straight and dead silence any other time

@brightmoon7132 Same, especially learning about potential human courting dives. Honestly, I think I broke a rib or three.

I wish we see some hummingbird in Daniel Boone Forest. We hike 2 different trails but no hummingbird. m.ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-sQ5eqCVjSFg.html

🤣

UwU

Zefrank, you so very rock my stripey socks.

Here's the shorter version ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-Dy50M45YK4E.html

I don't get it, what is the joke?

​@@shaunjimbangan1166 Sigmund Freud had a lot of weird stuff evolving around mother's and boobs and all kinds of just weird crazy shit. So to put the words "well hung feeder is the motherland" would be indicative of what Freud believed. That is by far nowhere near some of the craziest shit that he believed and taught... Look it up if you want an interesting laugh

@@shaunjimbangan1166 A "Freudian slip" is the idea that if someone is talking about one subject but thinking about another, then they may slip up and accidentally say something that combines he two subjects. And since Freud had a lot to say about sex, usually when people talk about "Freudian slips" they mean in the context of the second subject being sex.

​@DBSeamz Or to put it succinctly, a Fruedian slip is when you mean one thing and say a mother.

I thought the joke was well hung like a guy and motherload being the prize of all prizes.. .. ? kinda givaway what thoughts keep me occupied..

God, please, yes.

hummingbeeyurd*

THIS. God I need this.

Oh how I've missed you 🏆❤❤❤

I thought he did the hummingbird hawk moth already.

I can't like this. It already has the perfect number of likes.

I ruined the perfect number of likes

Don't worry everyone, we'll just get it to 420 instead.

I'll listen to ZeFrank. He's taught me more than school ever has so

dont do weed before your 25,

Right? Everytime I hang mine there's a troop with 2 in particular that are REALLY just mean. And woodpeckers. They LOVE the hummingbird feeder but have to knocking the thing to get the liquid out pouring sugar water all over my back porch

When I first moved to Alaska we were camping and when I went to pee behind a berry bush and nearly had the sht scared outta me by a loud buzzing noise that turned out to be a hummer dive bombing me! Relieved it wasnt a bear but shocked that the tiny birds were so vicious! Then after building our house my husband wired big branches to our deck for them outside the window so we could watch them perch between sips at the feeders. I learned they were Rufous hummingbirds and migrated from Mexico to S.E. Alaska (I lived in Sitka ) every year and was the longest migration of all the hummers and most other migratory birds as well. They are also known to be one of the most aggressive and territorial. I'm probably biased but I think they are also the most beautiful. They are golden orange colors that shimmer like goldfish. And they sure put on a show. Dozens of them sometimes buzzing it out trying to lay claim. I called them my Golden Birds and got to enjoy them every one of the 20 years I lived there.

Might need to move the feeders farther apart?

@@adriannespring8598 It was a pretty big porch, they were 10-15 feet apart. I think I needed to make them to sign a non-belligerence contract before allowing them to feed.

And every time a fairy farts... well, that's really where pixie dust comes from, but Disney are cowards.

@@ChaosWolf1982 Actually, every time a fairy farts a hummingbird comes out of torpor. It's complicated...

Me: (hears the sound) that sounds like a fart. Zefrank: well you are not right but you're also not wrong.

shitzuation how do u know hummingbirds fart?

Lol

Blood! Blood for the blood god!

That's just how the fallen Aztec warriors do

Is that where the hummingbird's bloodlust comes from?

Hmm............maybe

@@mariuchiha4664 SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE

How would they even incubate their eggs if they couldn't land? Even swifts land to nest, and they stay in the air for months at a time.

my senior quote

That’s Benjamin Franklin. Moderation in everything including moderation

I thought it was Oscar Wilde

I'm shelving this one in my brainstem with "Eat food, not to much, mostly plants."

@@sjshapir Are you a serious educated adult person here? What are you doing here? Sorry about the smutty language! 😀

Yeah, woodpecker's tounge wrap around their skull

Google “Penguin tongue” if you want to be horrified

dan parish Even though it’s not necessarily a tongue, look up “Shoebill spine out of mouth” if you want to never be able to sleep again.

"Sweet dreams are made of these!"

Where’s a chainsaw cannon when you need one? Eh Dr Bright

That would be amazing. That has to happen.

I want a True Facts: Zefrank edition.

OH PLEASE YES

I too, am curious to know how a Jerry do.

I really just want a five second long video of zefrank staring at the screen like in his profile pic, and then looking dejected and saying "Jerry, no."

Or spiders.

Offended users of the metric system..

And everyone named Jerry

Not to forget fairies

Jerry always wrong for zeff

They do have a channel for True Facts edited to be -appropriate- less inappropriate for education.

Ok groomer.

@@TJF588 Love your "edit"! 🤣

My teacher showed us this video today, we are in 7th grade. 😭

W teacher

Jokes aside, I get some of those hummingbird moths in my garden. They're gorgeous insects, and they really do look like hummingbirds.

@@undershade1834 When has she ever bagged him?

Screw the joke, I want this video, I want to know about this recurring side character.

I need Jerry's articulation style of words.

I have a theory that Zefrank is one with Jerry, like a lewd, dyslexic Jekyll and Hyde; and he spends his life in a constant struggle to suppress his incivility at the Jane Austin soirées he always seems to be at in his videos

Jerry needs to team up with Danny from Business Blaze.

Jerry said he and I were going "halfsies" on a flesh lite

Atleast it wasn’t written by a clam

I think he means it.

I'm convinced it's the truth because of the commitment.

Not a Moth.

The moth that aspires to be a hummingbird 💖

@@gavin964 yes it is

moth: LÄMP

Jerry: :(

Nothing less would be appropriate for the hummingbird video. Nature's manic coke addicts.

@@Bluecho4 lmao

Every ten seconds it's another great joke AND a legitimate science fact. I'm just in awe.

"And that is how a Sage did do."

He'll pronounce it "Sah-Gay"

omg. that is too funny. that is exactly what would eb said. omg

Lol i think i can say the same for this lol

This wins the internet today 👏

First one saw too. What a great intro.

Go look up the peacock spider. His name is Pete and he can rap!

Its too hard to argue with his assessment

A Møøse once bit my sister...

i just want him to say "mooshy-mooshy bjørd bebbiez"

Beeyurd.

It’s spelled byereds duh

Wait a Minute.... was that a clever JoJo Reference?

@@hakimdhaou www.britannica.com/topic/Huitzilopochtli Nope. Huitzilopochtli’s name is a cognate of the Nahuatl words huitzilin, “hummingbird,” and opochtli, “left.” Aztecs believed that dead warriors were reincarnated as hummingbirds and considered the south to be the left side of the world; thus, his name meant the “resuscitated warrior of the south.” His other names included Xiuhpilli (“Turquoise Prince”) and Totec (“Our Lord”). His nagual, or animal disguise, was the eagle.

@@aquamarinerose5405 Ahh, I see. I will look into that, sounds really intresting!

Thought you said bastards instead of birds haha

@@hakimdhaou *Why do Jojo fans always assume that something is a reference of Jojo's Bizzare Adventures?* Is that the only anime you know?

I’d look at you in awe. That’s an amazing fact and the delivery sounds like dry comedy. A baby Ze Frank you are!

Can you do this on camera like reaction videos or even a whole show? The subscribers here would watch it!

@@exmohobobonobo I’m far to neurotic to form any cohesive list of facts on camera. It’s not very impressive when all I have to contribute to a conversation is a random fact about something completely off topic

@@AreUmygrandson omg even this reply is funny. 😂🤣

@@exmohobobonobo Thank. Being autistic, I struggle with comedic queues. You have increased my levels of confidence. I’m so glad friend. Would you really enjoy such a channel? I can add you once I start a channel with all this new found confidence. Will you be my first sub you dirty lil girl?

40.

@@Bastista1 thank you

Takes all the romance out of measuring.

Im not gonna lie that got me, it got me good😂😂

there's one country in the whole world still using the commonwealth measurement system. One that's the length of a football in feet.

Dr. M. H. She laughed so long she had to rewind to see what she missed.

My mom is the exact opposite 😂 she's terrified of hummingbirds.

James Davidson oh, no! Lol. I mean, if they were the size of a cat or dog, we would all be in trouble. 🤣

Dr. M. H. Awe, thank you as well. We all definitely enjoyed her reaction. I’ll have to catch it on video next time we show her something Ze does. Lol

Did a science fair project on hummingbirds. After six weeks of constantly feeding these biiiirds, we had to stop for fear that someone would get maimed. One particularly large rufus was VICIOUS.

Bird nerd.

Hummingbjïrd*

"Bewrd newrd"

what a rush

"Hummingbyurds are tiny little byurds"

That killed me lmao

That was funny 😂

Just don't follow through

Rotflmmfao 🤣 🤣😭

I visualized it in my head too 😂

I'm jealous 🤤

Welcome! You have much joy before you.

*"For science"*

It should be more like "for science!" You know for those agro male Hummingbird who likes to use feather farts. 👍

Imagine running down a hill past your date spreading your cheeks and ppppttt

Ok, that was mildly funny. But the bit afterwards about the human running down the hill and letting one go at his girlfriend had me ROTFL.

i think that part became my favorite of all zefrank's videos. laughed til it hurt

Motherlode.

@Jaime Monzon Bautista 😂🤣😂

@Jaime Monzon Bautista Well, OK then.

Motherlode?

I actually didn’t get what he meant by this 😔

🤣🤣

@jager64xxx xxxpanzer lmfao!

For science.

The Dutch ate their prime minister.

@@holdenmiller3959: Well, tbf, it was only his and his brother's livers. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Johan_de_Witt#Disaster_year

Holden Miller What?

@@ScorpionStrike7 look up history matters the time the Dutch ate their prime minister.

Holden Miller How did this even come up?!

Or "True Facts: David"

I want a "True Facts About Centaurs."

@@JackVermicelli what have u got against jerry man...it's bcoz of people like u that jerry is still in the shadows!!!

"First of all we have to learn about a german chap called Siegmund Freud..."

I will donate 1000 dollars to patreon if you do this

Before it is a moth it is the tomato hornworm My wife leaves them alone on her tomato plants which they devour after they devour them the tomato plants usually leaf out and provide a bumper crop of huge tomatoes which in turn the blooms are pollinated by you guessed it the hummingbird moth making the huge tomatoes and healthy plants This usually occurs during the worst heat of summer so the tomatoes are looking awful and not producing anyway so no big deal if they get munched to the stem why no one around has any veggies growing especially tomatoes my wife's plants are falling over with fruit healthy and green She is totally organic no chemicals or unnatural fertilizers period just rabbit ,duck ,goose ,and chicken manure from our pet farm animals from the compost pile also gets horse and cow from other farms especially our nearby organic dairy farm We have no bug problems we have plenty of beneficials ,birds ,dragonflies ,toads ,lizards and frogs so everything stays in balance Sometimes the tomato hornworm is a Luna Moth there are 2 species of hornworm in our area one grows into the Hummingbird Moth other into Luna Moths She usually just plants a few extra tomato plants in her butterfly gardens for the moths She believes the hornworm and tomato have a symbiotic relationship of sorts The plants not eaten on are never as healthy or productive and have disease issues the ones who get eaten down are simply gorgeous afterwards with no fungal or disease problems during their season She always has more tomatoes than she can use It is a shame people are always hurting the hornworm in cruel ways when in fact it is the best thing for your tomato plants She gets the the worms are eating up your gardens and herbs you need to spray nope that would be my butterflies what I planted them for She had a puny bronze fennel about 2 feet in height after the caterpillars ate it down a few times came back as a 7 foot giant about 4 feet around it was huge and lived for years in the garden just getting larger each year She divided it Hummers are amazing creatures my wife has one that sits on her shoulder out in the garden she rescued it as a baby caught in a spider web It has it's own feeders by the bedroom window and is a year round resident It will fly in the parrot's aviary in the winter and overwinter out of the cold It is funny to see this small bird sitting on the top of a huge parrot's cage They are cool with each other and it does resemble it's winter territory with all the plants She has her nest on the arbor beside the bedroom window each year in the vines quite a spoiled little hummingbird The Hummingbird Moths are so cool they feed alongside the hummers in the late evening but usually later on so flowers get pollinated both day and night

@@kennethmcdonald2987 ok

@🌹🌹SUMMER ROSE🌹🌹 Jerry is a fake supporting character that Ze Frank pretends to reference for comedic effect, often about a mistake or weird statement from 'Jerry'.

I had to rescue one from work once. During the warmer parts of the year we would have the doors open and oftentimes bugs would get caught in the big windows not knowing how to get out. Found a hummingbird moth the night of inventory and brought it outside. Caught so many things from dragonflies, moths, beetles, bees, butterflies... even a bird once.

@@kennethmcdonald2987 Please use periods and spacing, my eyes are dying sir.

Right?! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Me carries soda and water with me

I so agree! How rude!! Haha!

“I’m in this video and I don’t like it”

Jokes on you mate. I devour all the sugar that exist in the house.

”Evolve”

The entire strategy of life is basically just keep trying different things until something sticks, and don't fret the dead organisms.

It doesn’t have to make sense to humans. As long as creatures manage to reproduce themselves anything goes. That’s how nature do. 😁

There are moths that have no mouth so they starve to death from the moment they become moths so they literally “have no mouth and must fuck NOW”. Evolution is fucking stupid sometimes.

Evolution is like a drunk college student cobbling together a meal. As long as it works it's getting used

Totally Agree!!! 😂❤

imagine how his job is to slow down hummingbird mating sounds into a fart joke.

kevin mulia That’s Jerry’s job, ZeFrank just voice overs xP

It’s pronounced byird

But these byrrrrds are the Guiness Book of Records on every single thing they do!

I agree, and I am still laughing, and my sides hurt from it.

Benjamin Rood yes!

That freakin killed me!

I happened to scroll to the comment at the exact second he was saying it lmao

i had to replay that several times to make sure i heard what i thought i did lmao

Because twerking prepubescents take priority.

@@Pynaegan It's good to know where their committee's heads are at.

Because Netflix would ruin it. Kill the creativity, take out the fun dirty and put in pedo dirty...Netflix is a money funnel for bad people

amen

@@namedrop721 Well damn xD super cynical but sad to say I've got to admit you're probably right.. Bleh. The world is just soo great right now huh haha.

Missy Vintage Esq. bruh moment

DAMN IT!!! This is the part I wanted to quote in the comments 🤣

I read that right when he said it XD

@Lawtrina Kerkula You forgot Donald Trump!

@@nikkibotts6239 where's your proof?

Nor even a "Licky boom boom down".

What about lika licky

That was gold.

Double points for a split tongue, too!

i actually found moth like this, i am in middle europe, and i was like - what the hell, is that hummingbird?! in freaking europe?

@@poro9084 It's probably this guy: Macroglossum stellatarum

@@poro9084 exactly my reaction last summer when one flew by

Hey, where’s your pupa?

You had one job, Jerry!

You mean bebehs? That is the only way I say it anymore, after listening to his videos.

Deur

deewuhh

bebehhhs. dooo.

Or byird

Then the world would know

I was wondering this exact same thing.

That would make a very short commercial though, humming birds are really fast. That's like trying to learn the alphabet from Eminem's Rap God. Lol

@@lwright9690 Or trying to learn guitar from Napalm Death's You Suffer.

Then the lollipop would be gone in an instant. It'd be like 1234561020- I give up.

That bit killed me lol

😂😂😂

Seconded. We MUST have a True Facts: The Axolotl. They're adorable and yet another "Evolution did... what?"

Ohh...i cant wait to hear his true facts about them.

The world needs to know that evolution took them down a notch and cursed them to be eternally babies because they were getting too powerful. Seriously, it's called neoteny. They never physically mature. Oh, also, they can regrow whole limbs and organs like deadpool.

If he needs footage, I've got plenty of my lil buddy 😂

Also, they're named axolotls. How great is that?

That is how a hummingbeard do

Thanks for the dating advice! I'm gonna go try it out right now!

@@The_Stef pls give us a update

@@courier6402 Surprisingly, it really went well! So I tried hard all day not to leak any gas just for this special event. When I finally saw my dream girl later this night at the bar I just ran past her while creating a "ppppfffffffffffft"! noise.... Well ok, while running it was more like a locomotive pfft! - pfft! - pfft! - pfft! - pfft !-noise.... When I returned to the bar, she literally clung to me like glue! Not even the ripped dude who was flirting with her stood a chance! Hummingbirds have it all figured out!

@@The_Stef Thank for the update but I'm going to stick to my Charisma of 10 speech 100 and sexy sleepwear but good luck with life

That would be byirds

Beards

Ze frank himself would reply to this conversation

Who doesn’t love hummingbeards

@@davidispisces Hummingbirds are amusing!

My biology teacher didn't do voices, but he did pretty much this.

@jumblesgoodridge i understand the first part, but what did you mean by the second? Did you get fired over some bs?

The 0.01% is jerry

@jumblesgoodridge how is science racist and getting cancelled? Honestly curious, I've heard a lot of weird stuff but nothing like that yet

@jumblesgoodridge lol, that doesn't answer my question xD

where's the "j" though? Bjyrrdd

I was waiting for it. As soon as he said it, I knew “this is gonna be a good one.”

Same! I knew he would say "the Humming Byurrrd"

Humming byürd

In my mind I said hooming byrrd

My filthy brain is trying to add context to that statement. 😳

@Gavit Noonday im scared to click that link

@@mrrexychomp9829 lol the guy’s a bot

Foreplay God

😂😂😂

So truly funny!! Dang hippies!

Hah! Yeah that was epic!

If he got his own Planet Earth Series, that HE could script as he wanted, I would pay money for that instead of having my friend bootleg it... 😂

Yes!!!

Ikr i would buy

I would buy several copies!

Yes

Yes

TV is so last century.

People still watch TV?

I'd watch!