True Facts: Macaques

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CREDITS:
MUSIC: / querflote
Thanks to Dr. Erin Riley, Dr. Kathryn Devaney,
and Dr. Lauren Brent for their time helping
me with research.

Cédric Sueur & Marie Pelé
shot the wonderful sequences on
Kōjima Island. They have an
incredible book on Snow Monkeys
which you can find at:
www.issekinicho.fr
They also have many more videos
on their YT channel:
/ issekinicho
Macaque Stone Tools Footage from
"Technological Response of Wild Macaques (Macaca fascicularis) to Anthropogenic Change
by Lydia V. Luncz, Magdalena S. Svensson, Michael Haslam, Suchinda Malaivijitnond,
Tomos Proffitt & Michael Gumert"
link.springer.com/article/10....
creativecommons.org/licenses/b...
The inclusion of this footage in no way means that the authors of this paper endorse the commentary of this video.
Additional footage used under license from:
Pond5.com

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@catterbitd 3 года назад

"It's too long be be mahcock" probably one of the funniest jokes I've heard on this channel

@aiiv7839 3 года назад

I always pronounce it like that. I don't even know if it's correct.

@bbrokenronin1939 3 года назад

Subtle... Yet not so bold.

@DemBigOlEyes 3 года назад

Woah, let's back up a bit.

@jakedowney270 3 года назад

It took me like 10 seconds after to get the joke

@1216jimmyz 3 года назад

Easy guys, it's a dick joke...don't take it so hard....

@sagewilson5359 3 года назад

“Warming up his noodle and she says ill take it al dente.” Clever asf

@anthonysmith1228 3 года назад

What does al dente mean?

@austinm.9832 3 года назад

@@anthonysmith1228 semi-firm.

@MondeSerenaWilliams 3 года назад

@@anthonysmith1228 toothsome

@snowjewel3982 3 года назад

Anthony Smith al den·te /äl ˈdentā,al/ adjective (of food, typically pasta) cooked so as to be still firm when bitten. "the eggs created a rich coating for the al dente spaghetti" adverb so as to be still firm when bitten. "I had the linguine and calamari served al dente in a nice red sauce"

@Nightsky071 3 года назад

I laughed really hard at that part.

@rizqiramadhan546 3 года назад

Is this the Artic Monkeys everyone's been talking about

@forwhoevercares 2 года назад

Underrated :(

@knotadoctor1455 2 года назад

Yep

@sergeant_chris6209 2 года назад

Arctic*

@aarondnice9018 2 года назад

ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-bpOSxM0rNPM.html&ab_channel=OfficialArcticMonkeys

@cropskin696 2 года назад

@@sergeant_chris6209 no artic

@vintagethrifter2114 3 года назад

In 1972, over 100 Snow Monkeys were brought to a sanctuary in Texas. Somehow they adapted to the new environment and survived. Today there are over 600. One of the things that they came up with was an entirely new warning sound/cry for rattlesnake.

@justasmltwngir1732 2 года назад

That’s neat

@stevesmith9617 2 года назад

Damn it texas

@dexter_yours_truly 2 года назад

"Theres a snake in muh boot" "Sharon, get me my gun"

@TMS-pj7fp 2 года назад

Same happened in FL, not Snow macaques, but they formed troops and are deep in numbers now.

@estergrant6713 2 года назад

i too live in texas and have a warning cry for rattlesnake. it goes something like this “OH SHIT!” then a slow but panicky backwards walk

@vetda 3 года назад

"Get these guys a deep fryer" "Sure, a few may fall in, but that's how I learned to swim"

@brianschlicher59 3 года назад

They're 2/3rds of the way to French fries. Lol Great line.

@KaladinVegapunk 3 года назад

I haven't finished the video yet.. but I really hope he mentions that they dip their sweet potatoes in the ocean to salt them hahaha (edit okay he did haha, explains the deep fryer comments) It's a huge thing in anthropology The hot springs is really fucking cool though, that had to be included Also, there's some really cool research with the tool use, since it's a learned and taught behavior, but they don't develop past that into more complex usage in centuries, it's building blocks of culture definitely, but they don't really rapidly develop like human society did in the 12,000 years since agriculture and society formed If that group died out then the knowledge would be lost

@myrkhosh 3 года назад

Yes, that's what he said.

@charles8589 3 года назад

Saw your comment at the beginning of the video and figured, that will make sense in context, and... it did? This guy makes such hilarious videos

@mrmckenzie0 3 года назад

We already built them a damn hot spring, tell them to use that to cook them.

@ashlloy0803 3 года назад

"Remember how your father went pit to get cigarettes and never came back" "yeah" "well go get cigarettes" sounds like it could be a super evil sick burn

@evancook9739 3 года назад

Super evil cigarette burn

@Amateur0Visionary 3 года назад

What do you mean "could be"? What else could it be, a compliment?

@kyozoutenno6239 3 года назад

@darbukaman That pubescent 'yeah' is what got me

@khalguvayal3210 3 года назад

Evan Cook l

@Paul-ou1rx 3 года назад

And that's pretty much how my high school graduation party went.

@SetzerII 2 года назад

After all the stuff Potato discovered, I'm slightly surprised it didn't notice "If you leave a few grains in the dirt, it makes more grains" and invent macaque agriculture.

@TheDonutMan3000 2 года назад

That would’ve been low-key terrifying

@ahn0x 2 года назад

@@TheDonutMan3000 apes together strong

@TheDonutMan3000 2 года назад

@@ahn0x Dawn of the beginning of the rise for the war of the rule of the planet of the apes

@sohamchousalkar5126 2 года назад

@@TheDonutMan3000 behold, the rap song, 'of tha'. haha!

@Aaron-zu3xn 2 года назад

they don't need agriculture they've tricked humans into delivering food,grain won't grow in salt water btw that's why they didn't grow it

@icetheirken 3 года назад

"No; it's too long to be mahcock." "Jerry don't do that. Leave Macaca where it was; don't play with it."

@MySexyParrots 3 года назад

I will never get tired of hearing him say "behbes"

@marie-christinmeichner7324 3 года назад

DoodlePop I call my pets and boyfriend behbe x3

@pumpkinsoupseller9177 3 года назад

_PLZ Buy warm and sweet pumpkin soup_

@marie-christinmeichner7324 3 года назад

DoodlePop I actually called them behbe before I knew zefrank 🤭 then I found this channel and I knew I just belong here 😂

@marie-christinmeichner7324 3 года назад

I think I used the word a few times... then I heard it at EvanandKatelyn and used it regularly and then found zefrank. One of my favorite words now 🤣

@marie-christinmeichner7324 3 года назад

DoodlePop ....also I’m not the type of person you get confused when I start calling u weird names. xD

@cosmicdunsparce 3 года назад

Is Jerry okay? He's making a lot of errors here

@dark_neverland 3 года назад

Quarantine is getting to us all?

@kylestubbs8867 3 года назад

I guess he's _that_ confident zeFrank won't fire him for it.

@spencereades 3 года назад

I... think he's the intern?

@alexiswilliamsinc 3 года назад

He was distracted by the swelling.

@M3T2W01f 3 года назад

Jerry doesn't give a f*** anymore, like the Koala in the rain.

@micah1802 3 года назад

"Its too long to be macaque" That is a most brilliant subtle joke ive ever heard

@MichaeltheORIGINAL1 3 года назад

Finally I've found someone in the comment section acknowledgingg it. :)

@LOLhappinessTherealS 3 года назад

mahcock

@patricksarama4963 3 года назад

Where was it?

@alvedonaren 2 года назад

@@patricksarama4963 00:05

@jessicajaynenc1202 2 года назад

Yesssssss!!!!! I’m dying laughing over this line

@Arthimetes 3 года назад

I swear Zefrank's voice sounds like a white morgan freeman

@codyallen43 2 года назад

Well he got his start with true facts about Morgan Freeman and it kind of evolved from there so yeah, that's kind of the point

@originalscottfree 2 года назад

@@codyallen43 I thought he started with Sad Cat Diaries?

@minutemansam1214 2 года назад

@@codyallen43 The first True Facts was about Hedgehogs.

@jebsmith323 2 года назад

I'll just leave this here. Mr. Freeman came first. ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-oY8YvreAFl4.html

@NativeTexMexican 2 года назад

@@jebsmith323 Phrasing.

@waterunderthebridge7950 3 года назад

I like how we named what’s basically the Macaque Einstein after potatoes

@thelastgreyhawk2161 3 года назад

We've done that to other humans too such as the people on the island of north sentinel. They have no clue about the world to them it's just a tiny island

@jaschabull2365 3 года назад

I bet whatever extraterrestrial society is observing us for research nicknamed Isaac Newton "Apple".

@nikkovalidor4890 3 года назад

the roman emperor caligula who killed so many people under his rule, was nicknamed after "small boots"

@Thor-Orion 3 года назад

@@nikkovalidor4890 little boots. But that’s because his dad dressed him up in a military uniform even as a child.

@Pillar_of_Salt 2 года назад

@Atman Gotango They always looked like weird bdsm shoes to me

@albertamalachi3560 3 года назад

Imo: _washes potatoes, creates condiments_ Researchers: "Interesting." Imo: _uses water as a sieve and cleaning agent_ Researcher: "Innovative." Imo: _creates stone tools_ Researchers: "Wait. Hold up." Imo: _creates fire_ Researchers: "Uhm..." Imo: _creates language, social stratification, and Macaque mythos_ Researchers: "Uh oh! What do we do? Oh! Let's give them a hot tub in winter!" Imo: _chills in hot tub, stops inventing_ Researchers: "Phew! That was close." Imo: _learns about thermodynamics, nuclear fusion, and dimensional probabilities while in the tub_ Researchers: "Oh no!"

@TheRedGameboy 3 года назад

MACAQUES TOGETHER STRONG

@Kenabukanyo 3 года назад

Ah , the circle of life ... But this time , with furry people .

@Chrisafisn 3 года назад

Peter 24 “furry people”? Italians?

@evansageser6943 3 года назад

And now you've stumbled upon the real cause of her death. Some men will be along shortly to tie up this loose end.

@Dimaz42 3 года назад

Imo starts a revolution against hoomans and turn the Earth into _Planet of the Macaques_

@ilyabulgak510 2 года назад

“Look up a picture of a dictionary inside of a moron and you will find me” 😂😂😂

@drukharimatter2962 Год назад

“Except for the Canadians, they keep it all locked up inside” As a Canadian, I support this statement.

@gandalf_thegrey Год назад

Finnish people are even better at that ngl

@azazelsiad3601 Год назад

@@gandalf_thegrey*looks at the Swedes+

@oneconfusedboi2166 Год назад

You know it! (A Fellow Canadian)

@GamesFromSpace 11 месяцев назад

Can confirm.

@volkswagenation 10 месяцев назад

@@oneconfusedboi2166 Yup, and then we will moan all summer about how hot it is.

@DawnfireGalinndan 3 года назад

Okay but using salt-water to season your potatoes is kinda cool.

@FnD4212 3 года назад

And sweet potato no less. I sprinkles my sweet potato with salt its quite enticing to me.

@corinnZV 3 года назад

They're Gaining sentience little bits at a time.

@darthbane2669 3 года назад

@@corinnZV Evolution isn't real dude they will never somehow be like us the world will have long since been ashes.

@arielbarrios3843 3 года назад

@@darthbane2669 you never evolved, huh? That's rough buddy

@Amigo21189 3 года назад

@@corinnZV They already have sentience (the ability to have feelings and personal experiences), what they're developing is sapience (the ability to think about what it's going to be like next time that thing that happened before happens).

@lenap4956 3 года назад

"I'd like you to get some cigerette now" Lmao

@stevenjames6766 3 года назад

hilarious!

@philosoftfurkitusjunkyard2462 3 года назад

Dejavu

@VocalEdgeTV 3 года назад

“Pride and prejudice and zombies “reference… How is he so brilliant. Even his sponsorship placement was so good I didn’t zip through it.

@jackbradley8897 3 года назад

it’s crazy to think that our existence relies on a single monkey like potato. They did things differently and now we exist. life’s wild

@MidnightDStroyer 3 года назад

If they ever figure out how to turn those potatoes into low-yield batteries, we hoomanz iz all screwed.

@jpthepug3126 2 года назад

@@MidnightDStroyer imagine if they manage to make high voltage with the potatoes learning faster than us then they will think we are the dumb ones

@jpthepug3126 2 года назад

@Nambu Tōri potato

@coacht6308 Год назад

We did not come from monkey’s.

@ReeLesTReaLisT Год назад

You believe that monkey to human garbage

@Antonyeratt 3 года назад

"Charlie, remember how I told you your father went to get some cigarettes and never came back? Well, I'd like you to get some cigarettes now". 🤣🤣 I died.

@lairdcummings9092 3 года назад

So did he.

@recoil53 3 года назад

Macaques moms are ice cold.

@daemonofdecay 3 года назад

“Jerry, how do you say this one? You think it’s mahcawk? No, it’s too long to be mahcawk.”

@dukex123 3 года назад

Fuck, I didn't even get that! Shame on me and mahcawk!

@CSkwirl 3 года назад

My cork? No it's too long...that's what she said 😅

@davidpeabody3429 3 года назад

I got that too just didnt see this comment before posting my own.. i feel big brain lol

@lairdcummings9092 3 года назад

I sprayed soda when he said that. Missed my monitor, but my desktop needs a wipedown.

@davidpeabody3429 3 года назад

@@lairdcummings9092 lucky for me i had just finished my drink lol

@schmawesome4345 2 года назад

"Butt violence is dangerous" 🤣🤣🤣 Jerry totally needs a raise

@roccov3614 2 года назад

This is the second video I've seen with a butt/but joke. Subtle butt, sorry, subtle but hilarious.

@BOB-wo2nb 2 года назад

I was stationed in JN for many years and got to see the snow monkeys several times. Their societies are extremely strict. Only royalty are allowed in the hot tub. They'll kill a commoner that even gets too close to water. You'll see low ranking members literally freezing in the cold just wistfully watching the royals relax in the hot water. They're pretty hard core and ze is absolutely hilarious!

@musicaccount3340 9 месяцев назад

Damn. Makes it easier to understand how early human societies were so cruel

@belisarius6949 8 месяцев назад

@@musicaccount3340Yeah...Only early ones...Never again right? Haha...

@Narutass43 8 месяцев назад

"royals"? A little dramatic

@musicaccount3340 8 месяцев назад

@@belisarius6949 it definitely got better. From the caste systems, human sacrifices, mutilation punishments, slavery, etc.

@TheMid-KnightRider 6 месяцев назад

@@musicaccount3340 ... WHAT "rock" have YOU been living under, darlin'? ALL of those "things" are STILL going on INCLUDING "human sacrifices." 🧐

@thethoughtemporium 3 года назад

"Marriage? But papa would never allow it. Elope? But what about the zombies?" That, was the moment I lost it. I think that was the funniest line since "give me a kernel of corn and lets play butt hole pachinko". I fuckin love these and have for years. I'm so glad you're making them again.

@myguitardidyermom212 3 года назад

you should splice macaque genes with tomatoes so they parboil themselves for peeling

@kitcathuff1591 3 года назад

5:56

@merryc.5466 3 года назад

@@kitcathuff1591 tyvm XD

@kitcathuff1591 3 года назад

XD np

@ericthered169 3 года назад

Which episode is the butthole pachinko from? xD

@nathanakbar542 3 года назад

I forgot about this channel and searched “sarcastic animal commentator” and found the channel i wanted

@starseed96 3 года назад

Here's another: ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-6vYcAgsrvxI.html

@airotiv7916 3 года назад

🤣🤣🤣

@cups9449 3 года назад

Haha, me too! I searched satire animal documentary

@bandtenpizzahut 3 года назад

@@cups9449 do i spot a fellow o'rangers fan? OOOOOOOOO

@cups9449 3 года назад

@@bandtenpizzahut Yessir! We did fantastic this year. Little annoyed towards the end, but it was a great season.

@Turn.Colors 3 года назад

"Look up a picture of a dictionary inside of a moron and you'll find me." That is the most elegantly brutal burn I have ever received and it wasn't even meant for me. Well done.

@aschaurora 3 года назад

"today we're explore the culture of... mah c*ck.." Me at 4am : *trying to not laugh too loud*

@Goabnb94 3 года назад

No its too long to be mah c*ck

@stigmastorm5204 3 года назад

"Look up a picture of a dictionary inside of a moron and you'll find me." Nobel level writing if I ever heard any.

@user-dr2yz8um3d 3 года назад

ZeFrank knows best

@myroncaine 3 года назад

This went right over my head till I found your comment

@pacocadefeijao 3 года назад

If we didn't evolve we now could be enjoying a free hot spring

@joshbuenaventura3297 3 года назад

God damn evolution, ruined our free hot spring

@j.s.2281 3 года назад

Yeah not worth the swelling. Lol

@alexanderblatt8653 3 года назад

I think your forgetting something more important... we would also get a bunch of free sweet potatoes!

@jeffmatrachisia3827 3 года назад

Alexander Blatt and we could be figuring out how to season them, this is truly the universe god abandoned.

@Dr_Andracca 3 года назад

@@jeffmatrachisia3827 Found the white person.

@AndrewPonti Год назад

"take it al dente" must be one of the funniest things I've ever heard along with "pipe". God I laughed so hard for 5 minutes straight. Also these creatures are amazing - you just KNOW that if they lived near a volcano they'd take the potato, wash them, soak them in seawater, then put them on the hot rocks nearby and cook them into French fries. You can see how these are our ancestors.

@craven5328 11 месяцев назад

Yup, that part destroyed me too lol. Laughed so hard my face got sore.

@ManoredRed 10 месяцев назад

They are not actually, all the species humans descend from are extinct (at least as far back as we can reliably trace, who knows, maybe papa fish is out there somewhere). Modern primates are other branches in the great primate tree. And macaques are not apes, these guys are less related to us than the likes of chimps and gorillas.

@CookingWithCows 10 месяцев назад

We're probably genetically more similar to a pig than to a macaque. It's weird like that.

@chinitonamoreno 3 года назад

"Marriage!? But papa wouldn't allow it" "Elope?" Sounds melodramatic, straight from Romeo and Juliet, then then came, "but what about the zombies?" Ahaha

@ghostophelia2245 3 года назад

... I thought for a second that he was going to say that they planted the grains and began a tradition of farming lol

@timwoods2852 3 года назад

Same.

@milkjug4237 3 года назад

They will eventually. They'll do it with sugarcane probably

@deborahhanna6640 3 года назад

Show them. They will learn.

@kinziek3190 3 года назад

Ditto

@ouwkyuha 3 года назад

give them youtube and they will become human in no time

@ismnotwasm1420 3 года назад

“perineum, the science word for taint” I’m gonna use this line somehow, someway, someday

@firmanimad 3 года назад

Plenty of opportunity when you're getting laid.

@philipmarlowe5249 3 года назад

Life goals.

@bonniejeaneckler17 3 года назад

Hahahaaaaaa

@Broockle 3 года назад

i learned both of those words at the same time ;D

@sexywhite7198 3 года назад

The abc; ass/ball connector

@arshawiir 3 года назад

Cracking up and fascination is the two things that happen to me when I watch your videos. Humans don't usually exhibit these two behaviors simultaneously! You're a genius sir.

@taylorbullard2118 Год назад

The long macack joke just sent coffee through my nose. Thank you, I needed that this morning.

@icebrg. 3 года назад

“Meanwhile this one is warming up his noodle on the hot pipe, then she comes along and says ‘I’ll take it al-dente.” I’ll never see a spaghetti noodle the same way ever again.

@ayakoholic 3 года назад

I was fortunate enough to vacation in Japan a few years ago, and up by Chuzenji Lake there were a lot of signs warning about aggressive macaques. Apparently they'd learned that people carried food in white plastic bags and occasionally attacked people carrying them. The sign concluded with the polite but rather ominous line in English, "Some troubles occurred in this area."

@chee.rah.monurB Год назад

What an inpersonal way to tell tourists that a fuccker was murderrd here.

@Muenni Год назад

Heard they had the same sign in Northern Ireland!

@daviddavidson2357 Год назад

@@Muenni We blew the sign up

@nono-fb8tr Год назад

My dad had monkeys take his plastic bag lunch in Singapore lol

@svampebob007 Год назад

"Some troubles occurred in this area" Eminem - 8Miles lyrics by ayakoholic

@billmankin6204 3 года назад

"Science word for taint." I had to pause to stop laughing. Twice, cuz, yeah I went back to hear that again. So glad to see you making new content - better than ever!

@keithcarpenter5254 3 года назад

I call it the chin rest......

@suzannahstan 3 года назад

Dude you are truly a genius. Thank you for these.... I just discovered them recently and you have TRULY made this bastard of a year better. 🤗🥰🥳😘

@ollieworth7341 3 года назад

"..except for canadians" Me, whos freezing in my near 30 degree room: yes

@Tommi414 3 года назад

It’s 30 degrees and you’re freezing?

@Heyitsann 3 года назад

Is this Fahrenheit or Celsius

@ChristianPaulDelage 3 года назад

@@Heyitsann I would think Fahrenheit as Celsius would be freaking hot...

@kylekafka6636 3 года назад

@@Heyitsann If they're Canadian then it's Celsius, which only adds to my confusion

@rasenche4562 3 года назад

Aah come on it's fine!

@wolfknight2661 3 года назад

Cant wait for the horses one... "Next time you feel safe around a horse, just remember they're omnivores."

@wolfknight2661 3 года назад

@@kziila0244 yeah, it says herbivore on google but they can and do eat meat. I've seen one straight up eat a live chicken before

@blaise6258 3 года назад

@@wolfknight2661 WHAT????

@fqqno4886 3 года назад

Herbivores can and will eat meat given the opportunity though prolonged consumption of meat could kill them or mutate their body

@fqqno4886 3 года назад

dont quote me on this

@mozarteanchaos 3 года назад

@@wolfknight2661 they'd need to eat way more meat than they do to be considered omnivores. many herbivores will opportunistically eat meat - cows will eat birds that land in their feed troughs, for instance. chickens, on the other hand? those're _real_ omnivores. they will intentionally hunt and kill small animals for food, and they feel no remorse for it. wonderful little creatures, chickens are.

@marksullivan6319 3 года назад

"it's tricky right? That could be a nose." Lol I also find it funny how you get such a kick out of watching animals walk in rewind. The hippo's were hilarious.

@Shivxngee 3 года назад

I'm so happy to see this. Give it a million years and macaques might be the new society.

@dandazed5846 3 года назад

10 seconds in and we already have a shlong joke. Magnificent, Mr. Frank.

@veralenora7368 3 года назад

Do his friends call him "ze"?

@WhyName 3 года назад

Fuck I didn't even catch that one.

@PedroPetracco 3 года назад

s h l o n g

@jimclark5892 3 года назад

It might be a shlort reference because he said, ‘it’s too long to be ma cock.’

@KarnivorousKeyz 3 года назад

Alternate title: Zefrank admires butts for 10 minutes

@dark_neverland 3 года назад

He has a thing for animal butts? Have you seen the Oppih video

@jonplaud 3 года назад

And you admired the admiration.

@ImaNerdANDaGeek 3 года назад

Or "Jerry Doesn't Proofread"

@oriontigley5089 3 года назад

Well thats what I payed for and ZeFrank delivered!

@diannelavoie5385 3 года назад

For Zefrank, that's perfectly normal, and actually to be expected. We'd be disappointed if he didn't. Admit it.

@fashiondiva6972 Год назад

I don’t think I can make it through the video. I’m watching in bed and keep waking up the dog and cat (and the human beside me, but it’s the dog and cat I’m concerned about most😂) with hysterical laughing. I made it to “guess which one is ready to mate” when I gave up and vowed to finish when everyone is awake. All of these videos have this effect on me but this one was to an extreme👏🏾

@st4ne4rmthevill63 3 года назад

"No, it's too long to be macaque." LMFAAAAOOOO

@jeffnarum1373 3 года назад

Somewhere there's a Macaque studying humans dumping food on a beach.

@mochoman743 3 года назад

@Stick Bug somewhere there's a macaque dump on the beach

@kassandraofodyssey6475 3 года назад

@@mochoman743 Somewhere there's a macaque dumper on the beach.

@mochoman743 3 года назад

@@kassandraofodyssey6475 somewhere there's a macaque dumping on the beach

@touremuhammad5983 3 года назад

“Charlie do you remember how I told you your father went out for cigarettes & never came back?” “Yeah!” “Well, I’d like you to get some cigarettes now!”

@tiedyedowl8367 3 года назад

So dark and funny

@-m.d.n-9019 3 года назад

I laughed so hard at that.

@kevinboyle3104 3 года назад

Well then

@lowmelody5569 3 года назад

"Ill take it al dente" made me spit my cheeros on my screen.

@e_rawk 2 года назад

HOW am I just finding this series? These are HILARIOUS.

@kylestubbs8867 3 года назад

I guess we should expect "True Facts about the Raccoon" next week.

@MrAudienceMember2662015 3 года назад

I could do with some Guardians of the Galaxy references.

@DystopianCreativity 3 года назад

I'm not even remotely upset with this arrangement.

@Crutchman74 3 года назад

Fine with me

@joshmitre74 3 года назад

lol I'd love a true facts: raccoon edition

@shaggyspade2468 3 года назад

YEESSS

@kal.e.4556 3 года назад

"People pay money to take pictures of them while they're taking a bath" So, onlyfans? Edit: spelling

@Undiluted_Liquid 3 года назад

hello sir

@mayanknegi9167 3 года назад

*take

@hengjihuang7246 3 года назад

well...aside from selling gamer monkey bath water yes

@educationalsockpuppet3057 3 года назад

How many potats for noods?

@Frank087 3 года назад

Twitch simps

@dshepherd107 2 года назад

My stomach hurts from laughing so hard. This one is another gem! Ty for continuing to bring us these my guy.

@svgwsmsvgwsm 2 месяца назад

Every time I think I’ve finally settled on my favorite True Facts video, another phenomenal one comes along to murky up the water! So many laugh out loud moments in this one!

@WillShakes423 3 года назад

"We'll take a test. See if you can spot someone that's ready to mate. Alright, do you need more time? It's tricky, right? Because that could be a nose." Zefrank, you just keep getting better and better.

@midwest4416 3 года назад

Almost spit out what I was eating right there. Love Zefrank

@williamresham703 3 года назад

yes; brilliant line and editing video.

@uttamg911 3 года назад

“Leave macaca where it was..Don’t play with it...” -ZeFrancaca 2020

@katrineaustin3135 3 года назад

this needed a drink warning lol

@edmundnschrag 3 года назад

It's too long to be "my cock"

@songpoetry1 3 года назад

@@edmundnschrag Oooh, I just got that double meaning! My first thought was "my Kaka", but that only works if you know that Kaka means poop in German and somehow I don't think that that's what he was going for.

@tonya8652 2 года назад

Bravo I absolutely love how you narrated this clip. Very informative and very entertaining. Thank you

@andykay2636 Год назад

Combining two of my favorite things: Animal facts and humor!! I’m obsessed with your videos!

@vanitas7441 3 года назад

“I swear, look up a picture of a dictionary inside of a moron and you’ll find me.” hey frank are you okay

@ShondaBear18 3 года назад

“They both want the pipe again. Not a euphemism”🤣

@deyesed 3 года назад

Pipelaying laying on a pipe.

@Listening_Books12345 2 года назад

Wooo, 666th like! 😂😈

@shaggyterrell8460 3 года назад

Man, these are great. Even the commercials are good.

@cristinitacorazon331 2 года назад

My favorite bedtime stories come from you. Great way to fall asleep with a smile.

@readysteadywhoa 3 года назад

"Even a small injury can lead to death, because they haven't invented doctors yet" - zefrank 2020

@madcatlover7554 3 года назад

Ben Brown sounds like America with healthcare

@revparravager3184 3 года назад

@@madcatlover7554 Naah its America with Trump who is definitely a big gross swollen hemmorroid.

@dogman5791 3 года назад

???

@allblazing1160 3 года назад

This man has become one of my favorite RU-vidrs

@sheev15yearsago81 3 года назад

@cody davis Boomers are the idiots who support trump.

@medchan5810 3 года назад

From Canadians to butt swelling to marriage to zombies, I can never tell where these are going.

@deckardcanine 3 года назад

Hopefully not Canadian swollen-butted zombie marriages.

@clothar23 3 года назад

@@deckardcanine Is it Tuesday again ?

@someguydino6770 2 года назад

Senor' Zefranc, your presentations are a tonic to my soul; thank you PS I'm in the WSFV; drop by anytime and harvest yer own veggies on our freaky urban farm

@moseschong33 3 года назад

2:15 i keep dying at this part XD

@bigchillin4216 2 года назад

Yes lmbooo 🤣😭🤣

@FishDrinkLightGreen 3 года назад

" It's like when you go to your friends house and find a list of friends but you're not even in the top 5 and thats bullshit because you lent him your bike " This is oddly specific Zefrank, who hurt you?

@infernaldisdain8051 3 года назад

Not oddly specific enough. Even if it hasn't happened to you, I think we all know someone who this has happened to.

@jimm2099 3 года назад

You just let us know and we'll kick your but into their face!

@rickyish 3 года назад

I made a list like that in my journal at school and the ass that sat next to me shared it with the class. I cringe just remembering it.

@englishatheart 3 года назад

@@infernaldisdain8051 Some people have no friends in order to know someone this happened to.

@ThisIsReMarkable 3 года назад

There are still three possible MySpace spots left!

@delennamachoo 3 года назад

“And that’s why you have to be careful about what you get caught washing, by the way. Might be your nickname. That’s what “Josh “Balls in the Sink” Spectre always told me.” I’m still laughing at this.

@Mortthemoose 3 года назад

😂😂😂😂

@rebekahrowan1216 3 года назад

Lol, I'm surprised it wasn't his friend Jerry again. 🤣🤣🤣

@crank7283 2 года назад

These are so good I cant stop watching

@tomnemerl4205 3 года назад

Well done my friend, well done. I love this stuff... so petty yet gratifying

@VINCENTDARKLY 3 года назад

"I swear look up a picture of a dictionary inside a moron and you'll find me." I don't know why but this made me laugh so hard.

@amadmenace8874 3 года назад

you're probably the only channel whose sponsorship portion I'll watch through, you and your voiceovers rock

@reNINTENDO 3 года назад

Internet Historians are legendary. They have character arcs.

@Goabnb94 3 года назад

Check out Jay Foreman, his sponsorship parts are creative, entertaining and funny.

@TheKhalzone 3 года назад

Ikr. It actually makes it hilarious

@stevenjames6766 3 года назад

i hate them but this one felt apart of the show/video.

@dolphinexpert2748 3 года назад

Internet historian's ads are almost as good as his videos. I think he might make a show about nordvpn man

@rum_coke_17 11 месяцев назад

This is both hilarious and relaxing, I’m minutes from passing out.

@PhilFightmasterRavrov 2 года назад

"Throw macaca on the screen." The puns never stop.

@serapheid3669 3 года назад

"Give these guys a deep fryer. I'm sure that some would fall in but tha- " I died, right there.

@Dimaz42 3 года назад

they learn to make french fries after observing some fried macaques

@racookster 3 года назад

I suddenly, graphically imagined what would happen if I tried to show a group of macaques how to use a fully-heated deep fat fryer. I'm still twitching. I'm gonna have nightmares over that.

@cooldude2722 3 года назад

“-t’s how I learnt to swim.”

@lilmichaeltaylor546 3 года назад

Same

@pork_nachos 3 года назад

"No, it's too long to be macock" This joke went right over my head for like 5 seconds then it hit me 😂😂

@elimuanderson889 3 года назад

pork_nachos over your head, like Shaquille O’Neil walking over a midget? ...then it hit ya?

@pork_nachos 3 года назад

@@elimuanderson889 precisely, my friend 😂

@TMS-pj7fp 2 года назад

This dude is HILARIOUS love his commentary

@CottonCandySharks 3 года назад

Thanks for being with us this year ze (:

@nates1517 3 года назад

“Think of it as an all inclusive nude resort.” - Zefrank 2020

@PlatinumAltaria 3 года назад

The entire planet is a nudist resort, humans are just too shy to join in.

@levannah60 3 года назад

LOL..'you know how your father went to go get ciggarettes and never came back? I'm telling you know to go get ciggaretts now.' OMG, Priceless!

@blondieb91390able 2 года назад

"YeAH?"

@chatita9527 Год назад

Loved it: Hilarious and so interesting! Thank you for showing! ❤️

@UserOfTheZune 3 года назад

These are so entertaining, but also so full of very interesting tidbits!

@SaritaWolf 3 года назад

I had no idea that the whole “snow macaques use hot springs” thing wasn’t natural, but man-made

@AnEnormousNerd 3 года назад

I mean, they stared doing it on their own. We just gave them a special hot spring just for them so they wouldn't have to use tourist locations. And, in the process, created a new tourist attraction.

@recoil53 3 года назад

@@AnEnormousNerd So the area has hot springs, but they have their own man made ones?

@m0L3ify 3 года назад

@@recoil53 Yes

@MuskratOutdoors 3 года назад

@@recoil53 It's a natural hot spring, just dug out and enlarged by man.

@Th3Shrike 3 года назад

The backwards hippos are evolving, they just attained hands

@Mosler 3 года назад

You mean the Oppih?

@p_ma 3 года назад

Shoot are they gonna bite my face on?

@sendoh7x 3 года назад

We need a backwards macaque truefacts next

@timv1109 3 года назад

I never expected to be so surprised....till I saw that evil duck thing....

@jarenalfred66 3 года назад

As a Canadian I both resent and completely agree with that statement. It is -40° and my window and fan are open to my room for fresh air...

@a-ramenartist9734 3 года назад

"But they dont have fur on their butt" so basically the opposite of us

@chihauhaun 3 года назад

77 people have hairy butts

@bari2883 3 года назад

Speak for yourself. 😁

@jennythalia7320 3 года назад

"Jerry, don't do that. Leave Macaca where it was. Don't play with it" Hahahahahaha!

@beqlynd Год назад

These are so good, thank you!

@SolsticeJune Год назад

So entertaining! Your humor is priceless!

@TheAndersDanilet 3 года назад

“Ma cac” means “I am pooping” in Romanian. So... I still giggle every time I hear the word “macaque”. A macaque tried opening my backpack and then nibbled on my finger when I was visiting Gibraltar.

@magnificloud 3 года назад

I love how everyone giggles as macaque for different reasons

@b-meuwu1236 3 года назад

It's also means dick face in Vietnamese :)))

@mongezinkosi 3 года назад

It means poop in South Africa too

@atsukorichards1675 3 года назад

That's funny. By the way, I heard that they built the hot bath for the macaques specially because they tend to discharge in the hot water. (Same as the human babies, I think...)

@-Big_Big 3 года назад

great. you taught it step one of "eating human fingers" *try nibbling first*

@BlackFox0911 3 года назад

“It’s like Game of Thrones but with less nudity” Yet the sex is the same *EDIT* : I just wanted to thank everyone for the 700 likes and counting. I never thought I could pull off so many smiles. It means a lot

@MatthewMilton 3 года назад

Should I quit youtube my friends make fun of me for it

@BlackFox0911 3 года назад

Matt Milton - Not at all! Informative and hilarious!!

@GODOFAWSOMENESS1 3 года назад

Matt Milton there is nothing wrong with watching RU-vid videos in fact your friends have probably unknowingly seen some RU-vid videos and didn’t realize it.

@BlackFox0911 3 года назад

I just wanted to take a moment and thank everyone for the 700 likes and counting. I never thought I could pull off so many smiles. It means a lot

@jt866 Год назад

This is absolutely hilarious. I loved it ,informative and funny. Brilliant you deserve a medal whoever wrote ,produced it all and I so love the macaque,s

@AustinMichaelDearing Год назад

I love the footage at 6:38, the little family is huddled together so tight and their faces are so expressive. Something something renaissance painting

@IlSharmouta 3 года назад

Petition for zefrank to narrate every youtube ad and sponsorship

@Mortthemoose 3 года назад

Definitely! 😅😅 I would actually WATCH the ads then!

@sweetfreeze5528 3 года назад

"They're two-thirds of the way to a french fry. Get these guys a deep fryer. Sure...a few might fall in but that's how *I* learned to swim." I. Just. Can't. 🤣

@serapheid3669 3 года назад

I died right there as well

@paulhollier6382 3 года назад

Me too. That is the point where I finally lost it, and began laughing hysterically. Leave it to the Ze to top the old "monkey with a machine gun" meme.