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In a controversial segment, Cartman unveils the true story about his life with the Smurfs.
"Dances With Smurfs" S13
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@southpark 2 года назад

Watch full episodes of South Park: cart.mn/episodes

@jonathanjollimore7156 2 года назад

So in the writing room meth?acid?shrooms?speed balls?Pot mix with crack? Just how fucking high are you guys when you write South Park JK

@Kmakmizzle 2 года назад

Let me guess ...HE killed them for their Smurf Berries

@Pyrochemik007 2 года назад

@@jonathanjollimore7156 lately they just need to look in news for good content

@ShmoofWB Год назад

Hey, budday! I just clicked your link at it's not available, friend. What's the big idea, guy?

@billcipher.. Год назад

Isn't heifty the only one who fell in love with smurfette

@evab100official 2 года назад

Cartman’s Wendy impression is the best.

@MasterFarh 2 года назад

What do you mean by impression? You're telling me that that's not the real Wendy?!

@choolimba6704 2 года назад

That’s not cartman being Wendy, that IS wendy

@xr55 2 года назад

You can say that again. 😂

@superstan3290 2 года назад

I was dying he sounds like an old lady with diabetes

@sabreejohnson1551 2 года назад

Yup, cartman really knows how to intimate people.

@cornfritterjones5349 2 года назад

Cartman’s production values are incredible!

@bohdankuziv2707 2 года назад

Yeah, forget Hollywood, watch Cartmans stuff!

@whoknowswhocares885 2 года назад

How do morning announcements have such a huge budget.

@Eric.T.Cartman 2 года назад

@@whoknowswhocares885 Well, I don’t know how she fixed it, but my mom did an excellent job…

@mikitz 2 года назад

His Christmas special was even better, though.

@pucakuro 2 года назад

Odds are he actually found smurfs and massacred them for his video

@alphaghoul 2 года назад

So in universe did he find actual Smurfs, befriend them, and then kill them all?

@theloudstarkirby4203 2 года назад

Yes he did . he did that just to make a movie

@spiritedsample2274 2 года назад

no, it's all fake lol

@mrbacchus6127 2 года назад

No he is a master filmmaker

@rockycuro7737 2 года назад

I think it was just a bumch of animated smurfs, the camera angles were too specific for it to have been real.

@doom6199 2 года назад

Wym he kill them? It's obvious wendy kill them all.

@jeepneygang 2 года назад

Cartman has a hell of a budget

@notgeezbto 2 года назад

Indeed

@alexacosta3655 2 года назад

I mean he said it himself smurf berries are very expensive

@brandr7964 Месяц назад

Think those where smurfs and he killed them, thank god

@BugsyFoga 2 года назад

Dang, I can’t believe Wendy would do something so horrible.

@TslilTapiro 2 года назад

oh hey it's the guy that gave caddicarus the george of the jungle video game

@sabreejohnson1551 2 года назад

Unbelievable!

@logoseven3365 2 года назад

Well, you saw it with your own eyes.

@snakezlair6671 2 года назад

@Shannon Watson You missed the joke poor child

@davejay6855 2 года назад

@Shannon Watson Cartman was the one wearing blueface, Wendy was the one wearing purple. Watch again. So weird how fat Wendy got in this episode.

@dancingthief3501 2 года назад

Let’s remember Cartman actually killed the Smurfs to recreate his insanity

@blord6888 2 года назад

No that was Wendy

@sslime4649 2 года назад

You've been told!

@ddegn 2 года назад

@@blord6888 I hate to break it to you but that was Cartman dressed in drag (again). I wonder how Carman managed to rent so many bulldozers?

@Tripepdipep 2 года назад

@@ddegn Thosse bulldozers were probably cartman as well

@Biggusdickus721 2 года назад

@@ddegn oh really? You don’t say

@vaneo1385 2 года назад

"What happened to my skeeeewww" LMAO

@sunexxxqqbubbles3544 2 года назад

Yeah what happened to his skeeeewwww

@155chipmunkz 2 года назад

Lol I love his voice.

@MEDEBERable 2 года назад

😂 Butters crying is cute 😂

@Nilremh 2 года назад

"With all those smurf berries I can power the skeeww for an entire year!"

@Y4M4_ST4RS 2 года назад

I love how butters is the only one who is actually entertained

@sophieadams4155 2 года назад

It seems like he thought it was real

@InternetMameluq 2 года назад

Are you not entertained?

@akhile9316 2 года назад

@@sophieadams4155 It was real!

@mr.x2567 9 месяцев назад

He’s got physical head trauma so that doesn’t surprise me

@LimerickWarrior1 2 года назад

He's right though, look outside and you won't find any smurfs. Screw you Wendy Testaburger ........

@user-tv4ov5jc5z 2 года назад

Booo wendy booooo

@choolimba6704 2 года назад

Booooo Wendy

@Demoflower411 2 года назад

Booo, Wendy.

@levistinefeld1809 2 года назад

Boooooo wendy testaburger

@sabreejohnson1551 2 года назад

Boo wendy

@shawnmcdaniel6255 2 года назад

Gargamel saw this and thought "Damn, why didn't I just get a bulldozer?"

@canonacocinematic 2 года назад

Gargamel was a plant by Cartman and Wendy to distract the Smurfs from their plan

@corvetcoyote443 2 года назад

Spot on!

@elisabeth5995 Год назад

@@canonacocinematic Of course it was made by Cartman. Gargamel is an antisemitic caricature.

@elisabeth5995 Год назад

And then Kyle's like: Dude, what are you?! Who wrote this guy?! Mom! Dad! There's an antisemitic caricature!

@jarnodatema 2 года назад

I love how “Wendy” brought like a dozen bulldozers to destroy a town so small you could probably wreck it with a shopping cart

@luise.perezv.8702 2 года назад

The best about this is that all that happened in a few hours, yet you can clearly see that several days passed in the Smurf town 😂

@deeya 2 года назад

It was Dances with Wolves/Ferngully with at-the-time Next Gen CGI. The story was nothing to shout about. The balls of James Cameron in making not only delayed sequels, but multiple simultaneous ones... that guy is extremely high on himself. That being said, people always said, don't count out Cameron, he always brings it. So we'll see how well these sequels play out. Sequels for which he let The Terminator franchise crash and burn twice (Genisys and Dark Fate - he let people trash them whilst also promoting for them) for.

@blob5907 2 года назад

gee I sure hooe somebody got fired for that blunder

@johnnymcblaze 2 года назад

@@deeya I prefer Terminator Salvation, myself.

@olliefoxx7165 2 года назад

Yeah, the production quality was great but the script had holes in it. "Dances with Smurfs" 3/5

@Alexander-hi8bo 8 месяцев назад

There’s 2 ways you could look at this scene 1. Cartman was somehow able to get the budget for this presumedly through nefarious means. 2. Cartman actually found a Smurf village and befriended them just to murder them all on camera.

@gigachad-kk1jj 4 месяца назад

Knowing cartman, it's probably the second one

@hastyhillfarmand4x480 4 месяца назад

@rynobehnke8289 2 месяца назад

I mean we at least know that Butters has the craftsmanship to create perfect construction paper models and Cartman loves to use cheap Mexican labor. So on a realistic note properly 1. For a "joke" reasoning 2.

@jmpattillo 2 года назад

I’d forgotten how much Matt and Trey hated Avatar

@ColonelGreen 2 года назад

This was actually released before _Avatar_ came out.

@tylermcneeley3136 2 года назад

Can you blame them, it's garbage

@officialflikz 2 года назад

@@ColonelGreen one month before, haha, they called it

@xXLunatikxXlul 2 года назад

@@ColonelGreen if I'm not mistaken they premiered the movie first, so, Matt and Trey could have been to the premiere.

@jmpattillo 2 года назад

@@tylermcneeley3136 the effects were eye candy for the time, but the movie was awful

@baffledbrandon3132 2 года назад

I can't believe James Cameron stole this plot for his shitty Avatar movie.

@grantorino2325 2 года назад

*rimshot*

@stijnvanwetten2411 2 года назад

Dances with wolves, Avatar, Last Samurai, Dances with the Smurfs.. its al the same plot, only names and places are changed.

@rileywelsh8973 2 года назад

@@stijnvanwetten2411 and pochahantas

@leonardomattarmonteiro2824 2 года назад

🤜🏼🤛🏼

@eleanorhogan8643 2 года назад

He wrote Titanic which is a another terrible film, Avator was even worse, a cheap rip-off of Pochontas, Ferngully, a book I red, badly acted and call those dragons and horses? Bah humbug I have blind freinds who can do better, I could do better blindfolded. Avatar is for losers and not even nerdy or geeky, just lame, cheap trash even worse than Star Trek and that is saying a lot.

@Demoflower411 2 года назад

"SACK MAH FAT TEETS!"

@rodelreyes9839 2 года назад

I JUST LOVE BUTTERS...HE IS SO CUTE WHEN HE CRIED THAT WAY..😄👌

@skeletontoes7692 2 года назад

Anyone who doesn't empathize with Butters is more or less a monster.

@rodelreyes9839 2 года назад

@@skeletontoes7692 SHUT UP.....

@scottianson5133 2 года назад

Pure, innocent Butters.

@jaypee9575 2 года назад

@@skeletontoes7692 Butter's is made out to be the idiot who gets manipulated into believing the lies being told. I don't think I'd be bragging about empathizing with him here.

@gabrielstirling3207 2 года назад

Got to love how serious Butters takes it.

@BokanProductions 8 месяцев назад

Along with Ike, Casey Miller, and a bunch of other kids.

@JoJoFan87 2 года назад

I was so heavily invested in *Dances with Smurfs* that I totally forgot that Wendy in the video was actually Cartman killing all the Smurfs including the one he loved Smurfette. 🤣

@edra2005 2 года назад

Cartman befriending the smurfs and then killing them is the most cartman thing ever

@4stringz. 2 года назад

I love how Butters is so moved by the film

@sabreejohnson1551 2 года назад

Wow, i didn't realize how much wendy hated the smurfs. She screwed up big time. Unbelievable.

@BEE-oz7yd Год назад

You think you know a person... smh

@elisabeth5995 Год назад

I'm surprised they never made Kyle or Tolkien show hate for the Smurfs in this. If you know what I mean.

@elisabeth5995 Год назад

I hate the Smurfs too. Those twerps are evil.

@furonbrainiac6634 2 года назад

Loved how Wendy appropriated Cartman's story and managed not only to turn it on him but sell the story rights to James Cameron and make a tidy profit from it.

@jerryhenson3916 2 года назад

2:50 "What happened to mah skeeeewwww?"

@DPK365 2 года назад

Cartman is wearing blue face....he would have been cancelled by the Smurf culture. This is how you know this is a bullshit story LOL

@Klaaism 2 года назад

Wendy killed them all, so they can't.

@gghelis 2 года назад

@@Klaaism Someone else would, twitter is still around.

@morbidsearch 3 месяца назад

@@gghelis This comment aged like milk

@jasminemaruk2889 2 года назад

I love how butters is the only one taking it seriously 🤣

@EppiBoy 2 года назад

"What happened to my skeeeeewl?"

@georgemccartney8906 2 года назад

2:11, Fuck that's brutal, the way her mouth continues moving implies she remained alive for a few seconds after being decapitated

@bobkaiser8782 2 года назад

Cartman has some serious production skills.

@kitkatkruncher22 2 года назад

Did you not see his Dogg the hall monitor video

@Justin-pe9cl 2 года назад

And cans.

@woody-probably8331 2 года назад

Butters bawling his eyes out at the end of the story 😭 🤣

@A_A_K_123 2 года назад

I never fully trusted Wendy. Look what she did. No more smurfs and no more smurf berries in our cereal. I feel Butters' pain.

@chasformer3091 2 года назад

Gargamel is jealous, and pissed.

@gerardomacias7370 Год назад

1:10 Kyle is asking the real question.

@bakanani8040 2 года назад

Those who cannot believe he could kill smurfette, remember he killed his own father and step mother and fed them to his half brother and still cried only because his father was a ginger, a community he hates. 😂

@Platzhalterxy 2 года назад

Id cry too when my father was a ginger

@Justin-pe9cl 2 года назад

1. Not a community. 2. This is worse.

@davcharley5001 2 года назад

0:52 Butters is the only 1 amazed by one of Cartman's shenanigans 🤯🤯🤯 2:38 Butters is the only 1 crying about the Smurfs' demise 😭😭😭

@rdgurule 2 года назад

Of course Butters is the only one crying.

@ComicalRealm 2 года назад

If Cartman tried to kiss that Smurfette he would swallow her by accident

@JimmyBergman7 2 года назад

Jesus is God 🦁

@shawnmcdaniel6255 2 года назад

Considering his appetite, perhaps on purpose.

@mattnorton102 2 года назад

Cartman doesn't swallow anything by accident.

@stillwarhead 2 года назад

“These are the morning announcements “🤣

@Cure_Hana 2 года назад

0:52 Kyle is just so freaking done. 🤣

@marquisbean651 Год назад

2:37 Poor Butters.

@Demoflower411 2 года назад

OH MY GOD! WENDY KILLED THE SMURFS!

@ThomasBoom563 2 года назад

oh no

@TheGodlikeDragon 2 года назад

Cartman literally killed all the smurfs just to slander and falsely accuse Wendy

@Kingbarthon 2 года назад

*scott tenorman had entered the chat*

@miriamkorver1443 2 года назад

Fun fact: the original Belgian smurfs didn't pick smurfberries. They picked salsaparilla, which was censored by the Americans because of the association with alcohol.

@mustafasalman7147 2 года назад

Knowing how he treats his girlfriend in season 21 makes me feel weird since he treats Smurffete so nicely

@producedbykhireyakeem4340 2 года назад

They're toxic lol

@mustafasalman7147 2 года назад

@@producedbykhireyakeem4340 exactly

@305backup 2 года назад

He only treated heidi badly because she wouldnt be obedient like Alexa.

@stee8345 2 года назад

Easily one of the funniest things I've ever seen...I love South Park.

@sabreejohnson1551 2 года назад

"What happened to my skeeeeew?!" - Cartman

@takeshiasahi5494 2 года назад

I respect Butters and Windy for respecting art 0:52

@himhim3344 2 года назад

The class at 0:52😂😂😂😂😂

@ErmacRulez1 2 года назад

Everyone else except Butters feeling bored. Kenny though: 👀📖

@cihloun 2 года назад

i want to buy "Dances with Smurfs" I NEED IT

@JimmyBergman7 2 года назад

Jesus is God 🦁

@RoughMoon24 2 года назад

Same!!!

@craigusselman546 2 года назад

I want the whole film!

@mikewright7964 2 года назад

0:51 love that facepalm by Kyle

@channelwarrior861 2 года назад

South Park meets the Smurfs meets Avatar

@jordannicholson8751 2 года назад

This is why Butters is my favorite.

@choolimba6704 2 года назад

This is why favorite is my butters

@williamgalindo2899 2 года назад

Me to 😊

@grantorino2325 2 года назад

Butters, we *Smurf* you.

@rodelreyes9839 2 года назад

SAME HERE...☝

@ericdpeerik3928 2 года назад

You're all smurfed in the smurf, my smurfs 😐

@alfredoalcantar8691 2 года назад

Smurf lives matter 😂

@lulzalfest 2 года назад

as much as police lives matter.

@szybkiwojtas7895 2 года назад

Damn, Wendy would make a great duo with Gargamel.

@shrekwazowski3836 2 года назад

All jokes aside, I felt bad for Cartman when Wendy killed all of The Smurfs. Poor Cartman

@elisabeth5995 Год назад

I rewrote the Smurfs and made the Smurfs evil. Hahahahaha!!

@catalinacurio 2 года назад

Don’t be blue Cartman, we got you buddy.

@goodguycwyzz4768 2 года назад

Knowing Cartman, I’m 100% the Smurf’s were real and he gained their trust then killed them all to shot on Wendy

@profblack 2 года назад

I love how he just glosses over the fact that this all happened in less than a day.

@Joey7Z7Horror Год назад

I love how Wendy isn’t even mad about her representation, she’s just as tired as everyone else watching

@originLa 2 года назад

poor Butters is heartbroken :(

@SymGenie 2 года назад

Butters sobbing 😆

@joshcook5434 2 года назад

And the fact butters believes him, despite all the shit cartman has done

@TyPhenirW0LF 2 года назад

Gargamel plotted against the Smurfs for years... But Cartman killed them in an afternoon to slander Wendy.

@ratzfatz6880 2 года назад

I often wondered why it is always peace and smurfberries in the village. Smurfette is the only woman there among the many of other smurfs. They would have been at each others throat a long time ago just to get their hands an Smurfette. Wouldn't be a nice sight - everywhere smoke, blood and little, blue corpses. But than I realized why Smurf Village hasn't already been plunged into total war. Smurfette offers herself to the entire village. She alone holds the whole village together. She's the best of them all.

@Justin-pe9cl 2 года назад

I don’t think they reproduce normally.

@schattentaenzerin 2 года назад

Cartman has a bright future in politics. Bright for him. The rest of the world will sink into darkness

@corvetcoyote443 2 года назад

Cartman as Wendy had me rolling 😆😂👍

@nickennis4294 2 года назад

Dances with Smurfs had me dead

@thelonewolf7443 2 года назад

I guess Eric finally found out… how to reach these keeds 😂

@pazsince8180 2 года назад

Unattainable smurf Berries 🤣 CARTMAN comes up with some wild shit LMAOFF

@schattentaenzerin 2 года назад

0:37 The way his gut is hanging here is hilarious to me

@frigidphoebe9571 2 года назад

2:37 Aw, Butters is so wholesome 🥺 Everyone else was falling asleep 🤣

@matt13r1 2 года назад

Kenny was reading Playboy

@offmidsmc Год назад

2:08 is nostalgia for me. I saw that as a little kid

@elisabeth5995 Год назад

It makes me smile. The Smurfs are evil and I’ve always dreamed of murdering them.

@hiblackie2340 2 года назад

Butters is such a loyal fan 😂

@youngpolo8760 2 года назад

Lol Eric is pretending to be wendy

@brenorodriguez4893 2 года назад

Oh, Butters is so cute, the way he was crying. Who more wants to hug and help him stop crying?

@jmuz9528 Год назад

This is the Avatar we deserved.

@turkeybeard2010 2 года назад

1:17 By picking more smurf berries than any smurf had ever smurfed before.

@dirt_mcgirk 2 года назад

Butters crying made me crack

@orrinfanovich6688 2 года назад

Cartman's future is get involve in politics and maybe the future president 🤣

@SleepyReptile 2 года назад

Quick Question, did Cartman manage to make a film or did he legitimately find and then kill all the Smurfs? Hey it's Cartman could be both for all we know

@elisabeth5995 Год назад

I rewrote the Smurfs and made the Smurfs evil. Hahahahaha!!

@Violence-Escalated 11 месяцев назад

Assume the second option

@elisabeth5995 11 месяцев назад

@@Violence-Escalated Hey, just saying, I rewrote the Smurfs and made the Smurfs evil. I just wanted someone to respond to what I’m saying because nobody did.

@michael-qn7eu Год назад

0:15 saul goodman

@tobiasandersen5846 2 года назад

Butters "woah" is just so Golden With the rest of the class falling a sleep

@JacquesHsu 2 года назад

This must be Cartman’s best impersonation. 😆

@jordon1141 2 года назад

Butters crying literally breaks my heart

@Rodan16 2 года назад

These are the morning announcements!?

@williamhumes7332 Год назад

James Cartman's Dances With Smurfs 2: The Way of Chocolate Salty Balls.

@KitKat-zj3wi 7 месяцев назад

as someone with a smurf hyperfixation currently, this makes the scene even funner. Like, cartman being called a non real smurf even though Smurfette technically isn't one either (created by Gargamell out of clay to destroy the smurfs, its something she feels very iffy of ) and the idea that cartman was able to fall for her with any competition is also very funny, especially regarding Hefty (who despite being considered a "main" smurf, isn't very known to the public). IDK its very funny that I can nitpick certain choices now

@KitKat-zj3wi 7 месяцев назад

also ignoring the fact that the smurfs takes place during the middle ages europe