Truly out of pocket comments 

I miss the subreddit in the thumbnail.

The editing is better, yeah but... we want the subreddits in the thumbnails, atleast the description! I'll try to say the subreddit names on as much videos as i can. r/cursedcomments (May not always be correct)

0:38 you say that as a joke, but before they had the technology to do urine tests with machines, THEY ACTUALLY DID TEST IT BY DRINKING IT. apparently the urine of a diabetic is significantly more sweet than normal, so they would diagnose diabetes by tasting the person's urine to test if it has a sweet taste

Bro they don’t even have a description anymore 😔

Slazo/whoever runs Emkay, pls bring back the subreddits in the thumbnails/titles and descriptions, I dont want to confuse one video with another just because it doesn't have the subreddit in the title/thumbnail, point being it's annoying and utterly pointless

If I ever meet Robin, I'm going to slowly build a strong friendship with him and force him to watch cats with me. If he doesn't wanna be my friend, I'll still going to find a way to make him watch cats.

I just started watching again after the last stint of them refusing to say the subreddit and they’re already back at it

--multiple characters (sandy, and,, that cat thing...) cant breathe underwater without some special type of .... suit....

10:08 I am old and have only a kitty as "family" at home. If I was to suddenly drop down unalive, I would effin hope she would take the sudden provided food so she will stay alive and healthy until someone finds me.

0:34 I swear, if what killed her caused her to look like that, grandma's probably better off not suffering.

Day 1881 of asking for “Hi, my name’s Jack. I’m asking for some feedback.”

15:29 Damn the name of my podcast would be suicidal chocolate chip cookie

I don't even have any pockets, why was this recommended to me

0:20 MALAYSIA MENTIONED 🗣👍🏼 although that one is pretty dark💀

Definitely one of the videos of all time.

4:52 What the comment is trying to say is that because they're both guys, they can't have kids anyway, which is the biggest reason incest is frowned upon. Can't have kids with birth defects if you can't have kids to begin with

I love cursed comments.😁They give me so much inspiration for writing dialog for FunTime Freddy.

8:33. Send them to the Lands Between, or Subnautica. Either one's a low chance of survival.

It's really unfortunate to see how much the quality of this channel has fallen off, I've been seeing missing descriptions, missing parts of descriptions, editing errors, the narrators don't do intros anymore, no sub reddit in title or thumbnail. Hope the people upstairs start to care more.

13:12 He has on a tie, a white dress shirt, and dark dress pants. I consider that a success. I've seen people on Judge Judy that don't even do that much.

16:07 I knew a kid named satchel in grade school, i wonder what he's up to sometimes.

18:16 This is almost exactly the premise of a _Twilight Zone_ episode. The protagonist offered to save the three people he believed had wronged him the most in his life from an impending global apocalypse as revenge. The episode was "One More Pallbearer."

8:51 I'm pretty sure Patchy the Pirate can somehow breathe down there but the anthropomorphic cat and squirrel can't.

17:19 God no Don't take them off, that would kill you Go to the A&E immediately, you need serious medical attention

11:33 ever notice how when their is any xaiver comment, ribin absolutely goes off

5:16 how did Robin NOT NOTICE THE SOULJA BOY CONSOLE

1:27 that’s a tempura shrimp, which is fried shrimp. This is an innuendo for the male member.

11:02 Y'know, when he said 'abuse this power', I thought it was going in a significantly more messed up direction, people are attracted to incredibly weird stuff.

7:17 willy Nelson, Alan Jackson, Dolly Parton, Jorge straight. Those are real country music. Although artists like Toby Keith make good music, nothing beats classic country.

Robin is so unhinged today 😂💀

13:58 that reminds me that I want to see if I can finish "Supernatural", because I never have.

13:47 HE LOOKS LIKE THE TRAIN MAN FROME THE 3RD MATRIX MOVIE 💀💀💀

13:02 I imagine it’s like a hummingbird getting nectar from a tall flower except 10 times worse

14:59 hunger games

Granny looks like jigsaw

This is truly the video that exists.

I dunno..."Ambivalent Ice Cream Float" sounds like a pretty neat podcast name...

Awakened spaghetti, that is my podcast name, it sounds ominous and i like it

2:03 the fact that they chose Tzeentch as a username makes this more cursed because I’m now picturing them saying that about one of Slaanesh’s followers

7:35 Isn't that a bit of a racist trope?

13:33 what does 5,0 Tsd. Mean?

3:36 both eve and adam ate the forbidden fruit so thats a weak one to use

17:39 I OBVIOUSLY don't have the context but like has that person ever seen New England

You get dropped in Bikini Bottom, go straight to Sandy's house and she's got what an air breather needs

The image appears to be a section of a football (soccer) team lineup or roster. It contains information about a team, including player positions, player attributes such as speed (SPD), passing (PASS), shooting (SHOT), tackling (TCKL), and stamina (STA), as well as an overall rating of each player. The team in question is Bray Wanderers, playing in the Second Division of the Republic of Ireland. The average age of the team is 25.2, and they play their home matches at the Carlisle Grounds, which has a capacity of 7,000. The team has one foreign player, and there are no national team players on the squad. Additionally, the image indicates that the club has not won any trophies. The roster lists several players, including their positions and attributes, but some of the attribute values are missing or indicated by question marks. It seems to be a performance assessment or a scouting report for the team's players. If you require more specific details or have further questions about this information, feel free to ask.

12:10 okay, I'll say it. If you want IT advice from gay 🌽 you have to specifically look in the Femboy category

8:25 bro forgot about jump cutting

9:15 “Obviously. I value my life, Medusa.”

Fun fact : I had a collapsed lung from laughing. And the procedure -wich is exactly my luck- went wrong and left me with permanent scar tissue both on my body, and in my lungs. Everytime I laugh, cough, breathe to deep etc, it's painful. It's a genuine fear, if you have that, don't let anyone tell you it's stupid. It's not because it's rare that it can not happen to you lol.

It started when an alien device did what it did. It stuck itself upon his wrist with secrets that it hid. Now he's got superpowers he's no ordinary kid, he's Ben 10. (Ben 10) So if you see him you might be in for a big surprise. He'll turn into an alien before your very eyes. He's slimy, freaky, fast and strong he's every shape and size, he's Ben 10 (Ben 10) All new powers he's on the case. Fighting all evil from earth or space. He'll never stop 'till he makes them pay, 'cause he's the baddest kid to ever save the day. Ben 10 (Ben) (10)

2:08 I guess they were right, they just immitated the real world

Weirdest comment I've ever seen was a recipe for brownies on some random brain rot music short.

“Your gonna have a bad de-“ *GENSHIN IMPACT AD*

8:53: Fire in Bikini Bottom works on the same principle as Wile E Coyote walking off a cliff. IE, only works until you call attention to it, at which point it disappears in a puff of logic.

12:21 the gap in time lol

15:30 ConcernedCheezit this is Un ironically the best name ever.

If you are a true cat owner/cat lover or animal lover at all you are ok with your pets eating you to stay alive until someone finds them! your job is to care for them and keep them alive so it is what it has to be! they don't just start eating you its only after they get hungry and can't find anything else!

On the name Porter. Just imagine your kid's friend asks their parents, "Can we go to Porter's House?" But instead they take him to a butcher shop to look at porterhouse steaks.

The gay lover brothers really brings up a serious moral and philosophical debate. And by debate, I mean internally. I'm not interested in debating you. But wow. I mean, it's still weird, but at the same time the entire reason it's taboo is because of the genetic aspect, and if that had never been a problem, I don't think incestual relationships would carry the stigma that they currently do. Well, thanks EmKay and Robin! Really didn't come here for a philosophical conundrum, but now I've got one! 👍 😂

POHHHHHHHH. Who lives in a pinaple under the seaaaaaa malaysian airlines flight 370

Only 3144 views in 37 minutes? Emkay fell off

12:02 Ask on the Fortnite SFM videos.

Reminds me of how Hippocrates used to swallow body fluids to check for infection 0:43

13:36 I've actually given myself bronchitis twice by laughing

the "males these days be doing x y z" people are so obnoxous. Like yes men might use... skin care products and have proper hygiene, and it can be a new concept to them, but their attidute was trendy 50 years ago.

0:48 how many times did this happened for there to be a sign and isn’t it common sense you’d have to pay for it?

12:19 that specific genre is furry, ask furries for help with computer stuff.

13:48 dude looking like that one image from the russian sleeping experiment

Why does tbis video have 0 description?

14:27 what a… hearty breakfast (i lost it there)

Malaysian airlines rhymed

4:46:- for those wondering, they went on the Jeremy Kyle show to do a sibling genetic test. Now unlike paternity tests that determine who the dad is, sibling genetic tests determine if siblings are either full or half siblings. For full siblings, you and the other person has to have over 1700 pieces of identical DNA. The headline basically tells you what the results were. I bet there's going to be some awkward questions asked.

love that we just glazed over Ryan Reynolds himself calling that girl out and then calling her weird, I mean being called weird by Ryan is like if God descended from the sky, called you a loser, and disappeared

14:35 plot twist, its her sister or mother that steals her boyfriends

0:16 - That has to be the most clever way to randomize lyrics and still keep the song's beat... 200 level IQ right there!

Pepperidge farm remembers

Yap! I look at people's mouths than their eyes, if I really dont know the person or dont know how to interact with them I make as little eye contact as possible

7:20 That's relatable. Adulthood is scary. Creepypasta? Nah, just some poorly written stories. Taxes bigger than living minimum? That's what really horrifies me now. I want to go back 🫣

8:58 Sandy needs a diving suit.

If more than half of us got drafted for the Olympics, the US would be truly f*cked.

This is a 9 out of 11

8:48 SCP Foundation. 15:27 Agitated Corndog

Idk why but 14:11 made me laugh uncontrollably and awkwardly

18:23 they did not specifically say on RU-vid in that question so technically her reply fits … … …

malaysian airlines flight one hundred and three

8:08 THAT TAKES US TO WHAT⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️💚💚💚💚💚 NEO GOT MA BACK CULTURE THINGS‼️‼️💪💪💚💚💚

2:03 props to the God of change looking out for the man's hydration

The thumbnail givesss me a lot of quessstionsss, but I can’t be bothered to go down a potential rabbit hole to anssswer them, lol

Emkay

10:45 I ripped a juicy fart while reading this

I'm glad to see Robin in a better and whimsical state reading these posts!!

BRO I SAW THE FIRST COMMENT IN THE SITE

4:15 make sure you stock up on items

10:42 I need that ability.

"thank god" ☠️

13:43 -- want to see someone else to call the cops over? Look up the mugshot for "Soloman Galligan". You're welcome for the nightmare fuel.

2:33 *Sigh*... I may know what video that's from

Yummy, two videos on the same day

5:16 Me reading what the tweet was sent with: "Oh yeah, that was a thing."

0:20 It’s 370 it’s not like the actual flight name doesn’t rhyme why did they just make up a random number 😭