TRULY the most relaxing unintentional ASMR hypnosis ever | Soft Spoken hypnosis for sleep 

As we near our 200k subscriber it felt like a good time to go back to one of our most popular videos to date: ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-UAQa1rNCNw0.html. Thanks so much to each and every one of you for subscribing and supporting the channel. It really helps keep us going! Once again a huge thanks to Jamie and Lynn for the collab. Be sure to check our their channel. They are very dedicated RU-vidrs and release videos like this regularly. Jamie and Lynn: Jamie's channel: bit.ly/JamieMcGonagill Lynn's channel: bit.ly/LynnMcGonagill On a separate note, Jamie also has full demonstration sessions posted on her equine healing channel: ru-vid.com/show-UCj5xBOeVZyc0XLDaF4017zg. Here are a few examples Jamie has said viewers have commented they use to relax: 1. Full Angelic healing outdoors with a broodmare, very peaceful: ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-E6l6JMh5ckc.html 2. Full Angelic healing to calm a nervous World Champion competition horse: ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-_2Xl4ywFuJA.html 3. Full Angelic healing for a young thoroughbred with a lot of physical and emotional challenges: ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-7r3IOHVc2wE.html

I absolutely love the lore, the way she talks about Angels doing bureaucratic paperwork is fascinating and hilarious

Her voice is very relaxing but she’s COMPLETELY off her rocket!

Never seen a more talkative sleep paralysis demon in my life

Someone please help her with that lightbulb.

I’m loving all the comments. 😂 I too clicked on this and i was like, “oh no, not these two”.

This is what it sounds like when toddlers try to explain something complicated they overheard someone else talking about

9:36 “I’m not making her up, she’s as dense as I am” …we believe you 😂

Don't care if crazy or not. I'm here for the asmr.

ASMR is an addiction, and this is rock bottom.

this is great to listen to to sleep bc at a certain point, when you get close enough to passing out, it starts almost making sense

Now that is a shoulder workout!

I've been watching their channel for years and I still don't understand what either of them is on about! However, it is an absolute GOLDMINE of ASMR!

Cultists are sadly so mesmerizing in their delusion and so relaxing in their conviction!

The mom laying down is really debating her decisions to do acid at that concert back in the 70s.

I watch their channel and I don't understand what is going on most of the time, but both Jamie and Lynn are polite and nice people. They always leave nice replies to comments. Jamie has her own Equine channel aswell. It's not something I believe in, but I find it interesting with how committed they both are.

Weird. There is a local jazz fusion band where I live called "The Lynn-life Collective"

As soon as I saw the thumbnail I knew it was time to visit my friendly neighborhood comment section.

I'd be terrified to be in the same room as her but her insanity is delivered in a relaxing way 🤔

I'd love to make 75 bucks an hour mumbling about things to people who are willing to listen.

The crazier the content the better the relaxation

This is the result of eleventy billion levels of relaxation.

I’ve been watching their videos for years. The daughter (speaking here) gives psychic healings to horses.

Plot twist: Mom is back there using her daughter as a free ASMR sleep therapist, none of this nonsense means anything to her

I love how they're trying to convince their made-up angels to heal tachycardia by humblebragging and telling the angels that if they don't heal Lynn, Lynn will just go take her magic climate advocacy to someone else and the angels will get in trouble with their bosses for screwing things up. "Something to think about." This is some serious, serious hubris and for some reason it's SUPER relaxing.

Take a deep breath every time she says "periscope" Extra relaxation

the mother is like "why couldn't she be a lawyer?!"

This channel is doing the Lord’s work with these edits.

When she repeats “the higher powers that are responsible for…..higher powers responsible for higher powers….. maybe that are responsible for…. Higher powers… ” I laugh every time cause truly wtf 😂

Idc how mumbo jumbo-y this is. It's the best asmr out there. I'm literally drooling

The story of the daughter here is tragic, she was a normal and even bright/charming woman and then her mother slowly exposed her to her brain rot

This isn’t the weirdest shit Jaime does. Her RU-vid channel is basically this but with horses. I’m not joking.

Is it different? Yes. But this numbs my brain out in minutes.

I watched this video for 2 minutes and was pulled into another dimension.

How weird… I almost bought a Space Ship just the other day. It was on a used car lot. It only had 9,789,547,988 miles on it. Like new!

This gave me a really weird dream- Me and my mom went to this building with gift shop/gas station type products for sale, and somebody was saying weird sh!t like this. It was at night, and the parking lot was really creepy

I mean it's pure unadulterated nonsense. But relaxing so whatever.

She must have mad upper body strength

Lets be honest... this isn't really much wierder than anything else going on in the world right now

Please don't harass this lady's guardian angel, ma'am. Please don't bypass the chain of command and harass her guardian angel's supervisors for something as minor as repairing a spaceship periscope or portal. Also, please don't go over their heads and try to make deals with the Sierra Club angels without permission from the higher ups. Those guys charge high interest rates and we've already gotten in trouble for that before. Please just let them do their job, ma'am. Thank you. What a ride lol

That’s true!

This is what happens when you snort furniture polish and move to the land of the magic blueberries.

she talks like an Elcor from Mass Effect, and I love it

Does this lady speak in this way all the time? Very relaxing. I wouldn’t be able to hold a conversation with her without dozing off. Not that she’d be boring but rather that the tone of her ultra relaxing and soothing voice would put me into a complete trance.

I could listen to this girl all day.

"Im not making this up but the capacity of angels periscopes feel nice like light periscopes at full capacity of spaceship periscopes and used cars with capacity for like 20 periscopes. "

“She’s as dense as I am”. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 no kidding! 😂😂😂 but very relaxing listening to them ramble nonsensically.

Brought to you by Benzodiazepine and the letter J.

That message at ~28 minutes was the cherry on top of this psycho sundae.

"The angels suggest you give your munnee to the Sierra Club or your heart will explode and your spaceship will crash."

Literally the most relaxing .

At the 20 minute mark that dog jumped up to tell that lady if she could ask that nutcase if she could fill his water bowl and let him outside to take a piss.

If I fall asleep watching this, will I be hypnotized?

"I promise I'm not making her up. She's as dense as I am." You're right about that.

As an empathic human being, I believe that everyone can have their beliefs, but as a scientist I can say that empirically this is one of the "most relaxing shits" ever

*That's true.*

Well if anyone was wondering what the 60s were like...

I'm guessing Jamie is home schooled. These two are right at home in rural northern Florida.

Thats True

This ASMR was brought to you by the Periscope app that was shut down in March.

Looks like if you do this for long enough your shirt changes colour. Nice.

I love how most of the video is most replayed

Ok, so I bought my brand new periscope yesterday, but when I finally looked through it, I only saw faces of these 2 ladies laughing at me. Someone pls take me away with their spaceship?

finally we get the Jamie and Lynn show on here. All hail father Wubby

As a consistent life ethic advocate, I do not like these women at all. But their asmr abilities are unmatched, so thank you for this video anyway.

Thats True.....

That’s true.

I think the waving of the arms is because there is a invisible naked giant standing there. Think she's helping dude out

This seems more like a therapy for the person doing it than for the customer thats lying there being royally ignored.

I’m going to assume this was filmed in a mental institution during recess.

Nice work sewing the three original vids together.

that's true

it's midnight and I'm off to bed. i hope this works

Who remembers the paymoneywubby collab

She sounds like Mr. Burns when he was an alien

I took an IQ test after this and it dropped because some of the things she was saying made more sense than the questions asked in the test. So I guess I am now dumber for having listened to it.

I put it on 1.25 playback and wooooo boy that’s good too! Thanks for the great editing

Her voice reminds me of mama Murphy from fallout 4, it’s awesome.

This is perfect because literally none of the sounds she issues from her face have any coherent meaning. It’s just noise.

finally somebody said it

Just watching this made my arms ache 😅

"She's as dense as I am" 9:37

Just like her mom...so soothing

midsommer asmr

I just unsubscribed from the Nature Conservancy’s email list earlier today. Now this.

I fux with this channel. They cray. But entertaining

Thats truuueeee.

The woman on the table is doing her best not to bust out laughing.

These comments are gold! 😆😂

You actually have a useful description thank you

She reminds me of Emo Phillips.

Oh, wild, I was just merging into the capacity for periscope like two days ago. Weird timing!

That's true

If you aren’t beating cheeks to this, you aren’t living life.

She's the president of the "Single For Life Club"!

*T H A T ' S T R U E*

When the conservencies become alliviated the repercussions of the detrimental proceedings will be apparent for all to understand their new predicament.

This is too terrifying to be relaxing 😳

I don't know who is maddest, the mother, the daughter or the viewer.

i wana smoke the same strain this girl smoked