Trump’s Stupid Idea to Arm Teachers, Fox News in Hot Water Over Election Fraud Claims & War on Woke 

I went to a Catholic parochial school. The teachers, for the most part, were nuns. If they were armed, Sister James Carmel would have shot me 500 time during 3rd grade.

Trump for prison, 2024!

How do the same people who don't trust teachers to teach kids with books, want to arm those same teachers? 😑

Reminds me of something I saw on the old All in the Family TV show. Archie said he had a plan that would stop all the airline hijackings. His solution? “Arm all the passengers”.

I'm gonna be soooo pissed off if Dominion settles. Go to trial and destroy fox forever.

And when an armed teacher has a bad day

As a former career teacher, I have to say that if administrators or the Board would have told me to have a gun in the classroom, I would have quit on the spot. What a horrible idea! Dangerous idea!

The team that creates this show is the best in late-night history. Every night the monologue has gut-busting humor. at the expense of soulless republicans. I love it.

At Uvalde the parents had the bigger balls one of the moms is being charged for going in and rescuing her child because the cops were standing outside. And it gets so much worse from there right now

Thank you so fuggin’ much for pointing out how low the ratings are for Truth Social! That made my night!

I wont ever forget this episode. Guns to teachers, running with a fridge. Gosh! He is nuts!

Every circus needs a clown.

I would be impressed if someone ran out of a store carrying a refrigerator.

So surprised to see Trump's feet aren't cloven.

As a former teacher of 23 years, I can tell you right now, terrible idea. Not to mention, WHO IS PAYING FOR THAT? Teachers have to buy their own classroom supplies, but yea, the districts are gonna buy guns for them. DOMINION, DO NOT SETTLE!

'Drunk DT' is just genius, pure and simple genius!

"Everywhere I go, these big.. like you wouldn't believe.. tough teachers, tears pouring down their faces, say" Sir.. Sir.. please give us guns! "

And THIS guy had the nuclear codes !!

To be fair, if someone can run out of a building carying a 500 LB fridge on one sholder and a fur coat on the other, they should be allowed to keep it.

Teachers are not paid enough to act as your childrens bodyguards. And you shouldn't expect or demand them to do so

I hope they don’t settle. This country needs this trial.

7:41 Wow! This really brings back the memories. We actually -went- suffered through 4 years of this psychobabble non-stop. "Apartment stores", "big little everything". And some people want 4 more years of it.

One of your best Jimmy! Actually laughing out loud at my kitchen table.

Getting massive Bueford T Justice vibes from drunk Donald 😂😂

As an European who once worked in the US as a college teacher, the sole idea of arming teachers makes me shiver. This is very very sick.

"He's got feet like a giant baby!" He's got everything like a giant baby.. to hear Stormy tell it.

From Johnny Carson to this in one generation!

Instead of laughing at Trump, we should be petrified by the fact that this guy is a messiah to a lot of Americans!

Most of the time when I hear Trump speak, I either face palm or shake my head. What I heard tonight made me do both. My ears are still ringing.

Who carries a fridge like that? The hulk? "He was a huge green man, came to me , tears in his eyes. he said Sir..."

Jimmy provides just the right amount of levity to this crazy country.

Thank God for Jimmy!

Sold 6 million dollars worth of NFT's, and they're now worth about 6 dollars.

Did he really just say "We're not gonna have enough people to feed everyone"!? 🤦😂

It is a terrible shame that the trial won't be broadcast.

Love Jimmy. He’s great and gives great info.

The NY "Running with a refrigerator on your back" marathon, has been rescheduled to June 16th because of the expected celebrations in the streets, once the new indictments are filed in court.

It’s a crying shame that trial won’t be aired.

The responsibility to defend schools from active shooters should NOT be put on the backs of teachers...

Should be called “Jimmy Kimmel Live Featuring Donald Trump”

I had an algebra teacher once get so pissed at a student that when she kicked them out of the room, she broke the glass in the door after slamming it behind them. Yeah, we really need teachers being armed. Nothing says safe like an underpaid, overstressed teacher with a gun.

Drunk tonald drump 😂

The Drunk Trump segment! More please!!

‘Drunk Donald Trump’ makes it all sound alright.

Did no one catch the Newsmax guy saying:"there won't be enough people to feed everyone " 😮 Does he know Soylent Green was just a science fiction movie and not a documentary? Likely Florida educated.

In red States teachers are only allowed to teach the 3 R's, revolvers, rifles, and reloading😮

This was my first experience with the drunk slowed bit and it was so much better than even I expected it could be! 😂

So great to start the week with Jimmy's show. Love It. Started slow, but got me rolling on the floor laughing.

'There won't be enough people to feed other people.' that's not how food works buddy.

Hard to believe people raise money for billionaires smh

That Drunk Trump was hysterical.

I would never allow my child in school with armed teachers. That is NOT an answer to.the problem. It's bad enough what our teachers must endure. Now we are going to tell them they need to carry guns? What a stupid idea!

OMG the Drunk Donald Trump bit had me rolling! LOL!!!! You guys are the best!

"We're not gonna have enough people to feed people!" So then this means... no Soylent Green?

I remember when Archie Bunker thought it was a good idea to stop the hijacking of planes by issuing each passenger a gun! 🤣

Wow, Max reporting is always so insightful and informative. I learn something new every time I watch his show.

13:30 Lol, I have always loved saying "fish dicks" and nobody notices. The one bit of joy I got as a school teacher was reading the lunch menu to my class every Friday.

My daughter is a teacher. She says she will quit the day some of her fellow teachers are armed. Things are tough enough without that, too. 😳

You have teaches that absolutely should not be in a classroom. Me and my spouse grew up together we went to the same schools. Really great area where everybody know everybody. The one thing that me and my spouse never repeated what many parents did back then, was take the word of a teacher over our children. There were absolutely teaches that had very big issues mentally. Teaches some of them many years later arrested losing their pensions. They should do background checks and mental stability on every teacher. We had great kids honor students, but our children know mom and dad always had their backs never would we allow our children to fear a teacher. And the teachers were very well aware of it we stayed very active with that education and very active in the school. Starting with PTA then getting on the board of the PTA volunteering constantly so they know who you are and who your children are. You have teaches and it's very sad for the child but they don't connect and that child either act's out or becomes depressed low confidence. There was a story not too long ago third grade the teacher had some kind of a breakdown and they found the teacher in a coat closet! Give teachers a gun? No way. Fight to get the schools secured like you would secure your home.. because of what is going on School should be like Fort Knox. Talk about kids having anxiety because they had to wear masks is ridiculous. These children go to school knowing these shootings are happening constantly I can't even imagine. Many parents are taking their kids out of these dangerous environments because now teachers who have had it opened up K through 12 ..online.. in your own neighborhoods teachers who are getting permits doing construction on house and teaching your children right out of their homes.. care about the safety look into all the options. And that governor in Florida because of the smart teaches that got out unqualified people going in the classroom to teach your children. Not a chance keep your children safe👦👧👨👩👫👪👬👭🙏🙏🙏

Omg!! I Love! Jimmey Kimmel! Best Comedian Ever!😅

It's amazing that his Adderall soaked brain can even force out words.

I didn't know that Best Buy now needs to keep the refrigerators behind the counter to prevent shoplifting. I learn something new every day.

Please do more of the drunk dummy,funny as hell !!!

How f'd is Mike Lindell now that Fox settled with Dominion 😂😂😂

Newsmax, like NewsNation is also FOX IN DRAG

Love you Jimmy

It's tough to find a new spin on the fish d*cks joke. Nicely done.

You're right Jimmy. Most people don't even know what woke means. But that doesn't stop most people from misusing the term.

Lol I was a high school teacher and some of those kids are lucky I wasn't armed.

You think postal workers go postal, wait till the idiom becomes, “He went teacher on them.”

I sure like listening to Kimmel!!!!

It never ceases to shock me that Trump was once president.

He didn't say he would pay them to now do 2 jobs! Teach and security!

it’s like the episode of All in Family where Archie’s solution to plane hijackings was “arm all your passengers, you pass the guns out at the beginning and collect them at the end, case closed”. (of course this was meant to make Archie sound ignorant).

MR KIMMEL YOU TRULY ARE A FREAKIN RIOT ! THANK YOU ! FROM CANADA 🇨🇦

Love you, Jimmy, Guillermo, and crew! 🤗🩵🩵🩵

I'm just sick of these politicians blaming school shootings on the Doors. C'mon, Jim Morrison has been dead for almost two years now. Leave him alone!

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Mike Pillow better be thinking real hard about settling his own lawsuit with Dominion!!! 😂😂😂 “Rage Boner!” 😂😂😂😂

The 5-time draft dodger hellbent on putting firearms in teachers’ hands…

NRA-holes 👍😂

Loving Mr Paul!

As a former grade school teacher, I will just point out that in order for teachers to keep kids from getting their hands on the class handgun, they would have to lock them up well enough that if a gunman showed up, they wouldn't be able to get at the gun. That's if teachers should have to carry guns, which isn't their job. At all. As for those few teachers who want to do this: One teacher who brought a concealed carry gun to school in Utah shot the toilet in the faculty bathroom, injuring herself with the shards.

I have a team member who works for me who is considering home schooling her kids because of all the Republican and NRA supported massacres. But also because they just did a lockdown drill whereas they allegedly handed (or directed him to wield) a pair of scissors, to protect himself. Against a gun. Wtf? He’s in the 2nd grade.

That drunk Donald Trump was fabulous. That’s the only way he should be put on public anything radio TV anytime he speaks. It was perfect and it sounded just like him.

The best of the best show from Jimmy Kimmel!! Everybody including myself love his show ❤🎉😊

I don't know, Jimmy, arming teachers might make their contract negotiations pretty interesting. 🤔

Trump is the one guy that will unite the Democrats and independents and GenZ and normal Republicans to vote against him. 😂😂😂😂😂

😂😂😂😂 Kimmel is the best!!

As a visiting nurse, I went to a lot of senior buildings, all the doors were locked , at front door, There was an intercom system you had to buzz in, and you did not get in unless they knew who you were and why you were there. I’m not really sure why the schools cannot do this, And addition to that why can’t the classrooms all just have a lock on the door for extra security. Has no one thought of this? If all the senior buildings have intercom‘s and lock the doors, they are all safe. Why can’t we do it with our children in the schools. All anyone does is talk about guns, guns, guns, arming the teachers, security cops at every entrance. Why not just a locked school with an intercom system no one enters unless someone knows who they are or where they are there.

Today's monologue was great! Thanks 😂

The “blankrupt” joke and Mr Paul’s CIS Gender Fish Sticks were hilarious jokes.

I like the way Jimmy Kimmel put right down to the bottom Winter Haven Florida

Good analogy with the glove

I saw a comedian who taught recently say if she received a school issue glock before pencils and other classroom necessities she was gonna use the glock to hold up a staples

I try to imagine a world where we don't hear Thump's voice ah soothing

Jimmy loves his Bud Light.

"We aren't going to have enough people to feed everyone"

Why would you zoom in on his feet? I was eating!

I love the drunk hump, that's good stuff.