Trump and Biden are NOT the Same, Syphilis Skyrockets and We Need Ben & JLo to Work!

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Guest Host Kathryn Hahn is back for the second night and talks about COVID cases being up, everyone being focused on Joe Biden’s mental fitness while the other option is a convicted felon, a wheel from a plane falling off in mid-air, and since we need a broadcast that reports stories with the appropriate level of panic - Kathryn introduces Neurotic News!
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@egypt9723 15 дней назад

How many magas does it take to change a light bulb💡None 45 will claim he did it & maga will be cheering in the dark🌚

@D.A.Toaster 14 дней назад

@@egypt9723 😆😁😆

@Hippitidippity 15 дней назад

I won't voting for a convicted felon or a convicted rapists are you kidding me why are we even having this as an option

@randyhowey7414 15 дней назад

Seriously !! I still have a tough time with it being Real. 😢

@TheJohnny928 15 дней назад

IKR? SMH 😡 🕊❤️🇺🇲

@sharonireland7244 15 дней назад

I wouldn’t vote for any of Epsteins closest friends

@Alptraumification 15 дней назад

So for... nobody in politics.

@yowie369 15 дней назад

@@Alptraumificationnobody is tied to him as much as Stinky

@AccelerateYourSuccess 15 дней назад

@@yowie369 rfj jr. was on his plane 2x that we know of.

@Blondie472 15 дней назад

Don't worry Clinton's not running..

@TheChach 15 дней назад

@@yowie369Show me that there is no one with closer connections. That is a wild claim that I don't think you can support.

@HippieSoul77 15 дней назад

Trump for prison! Lock him up!

@Shea2432 15 дней назад

I would vote for Biden over trump anyday!! 💙💙

@kendrabarnes6873 15 дней назад

💙💙💙💙💙💙😊

@thedaveandjimshow3809 15 дней назад

I said I would vote for a sack of potatoes to keep Trump from a second term. Didn't know they would offer up a sack of potatoes for real. Poor guy should have retired years ago.

@wgooetrik 15 дней назад

@@thedaveandjimshow3809he ran to beat trump.

@DebbieOnTheSpot 15 дней назад

TDS is real

@phyllisneal8687 15 дней назад

Yes❤ BRILLIANT! JOE has done so my, for our country

@BarbaraC02 15 дней назад

Riding with Biden 💙💯👍💯💙

@naomiarram5187 15 дней назад

@@BarbaraC02 Wear a helmet!!

@Blondie472 15 дней назад

It's sure to end in a crash..

@ethor7676 15 дней назад

Riding with Biding

@tuckernaughton 12 дней назад

@@Blondie472 Trump bankrupted a casino but go off sis

@Dr_1212 15 дней назад

Stop the stupidity Trump For Prison 2024

@zaksmith4523 15 дней назад

Dump tRump 2024. Bye-Don!!!!

@cindycarpenter2407 15 дней назад

I agree trump for jail where he belongs😅

@cindycarpenter2407 15 дней назад

@@zaksmith4523cool I'm with you on that prison where he belongs 😂

@stephenkennedy8305 15 дней назад

But with the Supreme court decision, he cannot go to prison.

@DSAK55 15 дней назад

You can't fix Stupid, you can only contain it

@misspm8157 15 дней назад

PRESIDENT BIDEN IS DOING A GREAT JOB N A GOOD GUY. RIDING W BIDEN 💙🇺🇸💙🇺🇸💙🇺🇸💙🇺🇸💙🇺🇸💙🇺🇸💙🇺🇸💙

@TheJohnny928 15 дней назад

"FOUR MORE YEARS!!!" 🕊❤️🇺🇲

@Sandi-ke9mi 15 дней назад

I have that on a T-shirt, riding with Biden❣️💙🇺🇸🥰

@margaretcopley7663 15 дней назад

We got get behind Biden and Harris.

@margaretcopley7663 15 дней назад

You know if something really helping to Biden, Kamala get to be next and then you get new VP.

@HyperGnar 15 дней назад

The fact that you can't even form a coherent sentence shows your true intelligence

@naomiarram5187 15 дней назад

@@margaretcopley7663 Actually, if you look at the countless clips from the past several decades, apparently Biden likes getting behind other people. Great choices America has!!

@Tessmage_Tessera 15 дней назад

@@HyperGnar Then who should we vote for instead? Name someone.

@jamesfry4058 15 дней назад

@@Tessmage_Tessera Bob

@debdraudt8128 15 дней назад

No matter who…I am voting BLUE!🌊💙🌊💙

@thebeastgamer8256 15 дней назад

Me too

@lytlechamberlain761 15 дней назад

It was weird watching the UK election results & having to remind myself, 'No, don't worry. It's fine. Red is good on this map. They mark the right-wingers in blue on that side of the pond.'

@NateandMary 15 дней назад

Yes!!

@evelyntelese8485 15 дней назад

One way Biden and Harris 💙🕶💙🕶💙🕶💙🕶. For PRESIDENT n VP 2024 .❤

@sheldonmarcotte8392 15 дней назад

Trump not knowing what is project 2025 is like saying he doesn't know who the father is of Don,Eric,Ivanka, Tiffany and Barron.

@williamsills5102 15 дней назад

HE PROBABLY DON'T

@p.ipebomb 15 дней назад

Y'all sound like QAnon with COVID

@MariaMartinez-researcher 15 дней назад

Specially when you read the policies of his platform, Agenda 47. Wikipedia has them ordered by subject. Most of them are either similar, or identical.

@loladelmar130 15 дней назад

The first 4 are his, the last? Not so sure! 😂😂

@itspersonal3351 15 дней назад

We learned his tactic during his trial. “DENY DENY DENY”

@isaganipalanca8803 15 дней назад

Biden / Harris 2024!!!!!! All the way to the Oval Office!!!!!

@stephenkennedy8305 15 дней назад

No, replace him with an electable younger candidate.

@user-nl9ul5ve8n 15 дней назад

@@stephenkennedy8305Biden/Harris 💙

@williamsloggy5144 15 дней назад

Harris / Biden in 2024 for the win.

@john33333 15 дней назад

@@stephenkennedy8305That’s why we have a VP. Harris is significantly younger than Biden or Trump, so what is your issue?

@charlesjurgus 15 дней назад

@@stephenkennedy8305 Vote for the old man... it's important.

@clqudy4750 15 дней назад

Thank you, Guillermo...well said! And I'm voting Biden even if he's a luke warm corpse! 💙

@naomiarram5187 15 дней назад

@@clqudy4750 But isn't that a sad reflection on where America is these days? That these are the choices and reasons for voting? America could have had a truly great race between, say, Nikki Haley and Pete Buttigieg. But, no luck.

@Surge1077 15 дней назад

Is a luke warm corpse really the best the Dems can offer? If they gave voters a better option, they would win by a landslide.

@stephenkennedy8305 15 дней назад

Well. Let use third party logic. A vote of support for Biden is a vote for Trump.

@user-nl9ul5ve8n 15 дней назад

@@naomiarram5187nimrata is trump in a dress. Riding with Biden

@yvonneleach9650 15 дней назад

In a coffin, better than trump!

@charliealden9355 15 дней назад

She’s 50. What a Bebe. Vote blue! Love you dems :) 🎉

@Democracy982 15 дней назад

Rides with Biden

@marykaybrewster 15 дней назад

Rides with Bides OR Riden with Biden

@TheRealcdawg22 15 дней назад

@@marykaybrewsterIt probably was autocorrected.

@ed.is.undead4420 15 дней назад

I think if you could hear what the inside of my head sounds like, it’s just Kathryn Hahn screaming.

@LahainaStrong444 13 дней назад

😅

@hayeonkim7838 15 дней назад

All Trump needs is to go to jail he's a criminal anyway 😂😂😂

@COSun25 15 дней назад

I wish that it could be over & done with already.

@DebbieOnTheSpot 15 дней назад

What did he do?

@zaksmith4523 15 дней назад

@@DebbieOnTheSpot Nothing according to every blind Republican.

@DebbieOnTheSpot 15 дней назад

@@zaksmith4523 give me one factual crime.. try real hard

@HyperGnar 15 дней назад

All you need to do is pipe down and sit down

@tuckerbowen4626 15 дней назад

"CAN'T _ONE_ THING WORK OUT ON THIS PLANET?!" god it was cathartic to hear someone else say it

@LethalSaliva 13 дней назад

7:07 "Can't you at least pretend...for me!!!"🤣🤣🤣

@christophercrowder872 15 дней назад

I'd vote a literal turd before I voted for Trump. However, has everyone forgotten that Reagan had Alzheimers for at least the last 2 1/2 years of his second term and the country ran just as well as it did before that? THAT is why the Civil Service is so important.

@DailySource 14 дней назад

I’m super surprised the news media has not reported this key fact every day until the public understands it. Please keep posting it.

@DailySource 14 дней назад

I haven’t seen even one news outlet mention it even once. Also the Republicans frequently said it didn’t matter if the president had Alzheimer’s.

@65cupcake 14 дней назад

@@DailySourceI think all the newscasters are too young to remember it.

@suichingyuen2100 13 дней назад

Good point: are you going to leave your kids with your elderly parents; or, are you leaving them with Jarod from Subways? Ridin' with Biden.

@Democracy982 15 дней назад

Felon trump wants wheels to fall off as long plane's keep to schedule

@ivo4357 15 дней назад

I'm waiting for trump's reaction "what do you mean, sex doesn't cost any money???"

@tompeace7907 12 дней назад

At a rally recently in Doral, Florida, Trump was trying to put Biden down for utterances that Biden had made... but Trump displayed multiple cognitive mistakes during the rally itself. The news media needs to report on things like that.

@NewMessage 15 дней назад

At least the missing panels in the floor let those passengers watch the wheel fall. Musta been pretty neat.

@vstar7196 15 дней назад

I wonder if Kathryn likes Matt Damon.

@kendexter 15 дней назад

Those 36% must be the Maga cult

@kendexter 15 дней назад

@AnieMay-r3g Get help please. start with your doctor. .. legend as a wannabe dictator

@theteob689 15 дней назад

Humped by Trump 🤣 LOVE IT!

@jarl4206 15 дней назад

I’m so excited for Agatha all along. Deadpool schmeadpool.

@steelerscountry4849 15 дней назад

I'm riding with Biden!

@DanyarJaaldan 15 дней назад

*I'm riding with none!*

@freya8133 15 дней назад

@@DanyarJaaldanthat's a vote for Trump.

@YUmMies24 15 дней назад

🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦doesn’t want trump either,,, vote blue , vote Biden/Harris 2024💙💙💙💙💙💙💙

@DanyarJaaldan 15 дней назад

*I'll be sure NOT to vote blue. Have a wonderful day lol smfh.*

@mothealien 15 дней назад

VOTE BLUE 2024 VOTE BIDEN/HARRS 2024 our way of life and our democracy depends on it.

@anditravels_ 15 дней назад

"I don't care about you " - DJT 2024 VOTE BLUE 💙

@pedrobolanos1995 15 дней назад

BIDEN!!!!💙💙💙💙

@Imhexed 15 дней назад

If this was done to make me miss you even more...it worked 😑

@plucas1 15 дней назад

She spent $100,000 a year for a Drama degree, and now she's a famous millionaire actress doing a TV show drunk and still getting paid for it. I'd say college was actually a good investment there.

@joancooney7724 15 дней назад

Humped by Trump 😂😂

@vcarter0723 12 дней назад

"Hey, honey, look! I think I can see a bird right below the plane!" "Huh? Oh no, we're on a Boeing so that's actually a wheel. If you look on the other side, you can see the door that just fell off too"

@barbaratruitt9484 15 дней назад

This family is Voting for Biden. 💙🩵💙🩵💙🩵💙🩵💙

@Shea2432 15 дней назад

She does look like Idina Menzel especially tonight!! 💜💜

@jalapeno_baby 15 дней назад

Kathryn killed that Neurotic news bit!

@Alejandra-gr6ik 15 дней назад

Love you, Kathryn!!

@lelandford9683 15 дней назад

Kathryn Hahn doing the news... seems like it might be a great idea to have her do a few episodes of The Daily Show

@sherrybirchall8677 15 дней назад

No, TDS is working for Trump now.

@charlenemack7040 15 дней назад

I want Jimmy Kimmel back ASAP!

@marco2709djr 15 дней назад

yeah...love Kathryn, but...oof😵‍💫

@ShanaDixon-sr7kl 15 дней назад

Always entertained by your content, it's awesome!

@gabrielekstamp9838 15 дней назад

She is doing a great job

@marykaybrewster 15 дней назад

Who cannot LOVE Guiermo?

@pinkyrose6307 15 дней назад

Guillermo yes!

@birbluv9595 15 дней назад

He is dependable. He is funny. He can carry off the silliest bits. I appreciate Guillermo so much.

@brianhageland9951 15 дней назад

I miss Jimmy

@drumbum3.142 15 дней назад

Captain Fantastic, Afternoon Delight, and Tomorrowland for the Win. 👍👊🎭 P.S. - might be the only one who thinks so but this Lady is *Awesome* At This,! 👍✨️🌟

@ge2623 14 дней назад

"Syphilis Skyrockets" is an awesome band name.

@jessecarliner7733 15 дней назад

The wheels on the plane go thump thump thump thump thump thump thump thump thump The wheels on the plane go thump thump thump LOOK OUT BELOW

@shtirlh7825 15 дней назад

Even if he was in a Coma.

@nicksushkevich 15 дней назад

bring back Martin Short!

@MemphisDC 15 дней назад

How quickly we appreciate jimmy…

@intentionallyleftblank7286 15 дней назад

I just appreciate that he sets us up with replacements while on perpetual break. The other late night hosts don't even bother.

@SteveL-KY 15 дней назад

Katherine is one of the better guest hosts.

@waryaawariiri1812 15 дней назад

@@intentionallyleftblank7286The other show hosts do not take two and half months off as Jimmy started doing this after Covid. I think Jimmy is paying from his own cheques to these guest hosts. I don't know how ABC is allowing since viewership inevitably goes down.

@ginaragone7035 15 дней назад

Best to stick with comedians . Hope Wanda Sykes and David Spade are in the lineup

@Mark-tz6ie 11 дней назад

. . . "Jared from Subway" . . . Flat out brilliant.

@thebeastgamer8256 15 дней назад

8:15 chad gable or jey uso when he realizes that the Wyatt 6 are coming to raw every Monday and the music started 😂😂😂😂

@lianefehrle9921 15 дней назад

Biden

@Sivah_Akash 15 дней назад

7:48, for a second I was expecting Katharine Hayhoe lol considering the news!

@heirrose1606 13 дней назад

wanted an "I'm melting, melting....melting!" instead on that heatwave report

@kennethlai6364 15 дней назад

The witch in Wanda Vision!

@Jenny_Oblivion 15 дней назад

You are doing a great job & glad you’re drunk with power 🥳

@VSVickery 15 дней назад

Oh my! I thought cousin Micki was hosting! 🤣

@Iknowknow112 14 дней назад

“ can’t one thing work out on this planet “😂😂😂

@jeffbobbalwbs2104 14 дней назад

Will always vote for a person who doesn't suggest putting bleach in your body

@GK2o 15 дней назад

wait so Agatha Harkness is taking over late night TV? I’m down!

@pcr5539 15 дней назад

Who is this?

@dee_dee_place 15 дней назад

I have an AA, ASN, & BSN degree. A friend of mine has a BA degree. I retired at 56 (10 years ago) & she is still working a minimum-wage job at 65. Go Figure, Right!

@BigKahuna-es9so 15 дней назад

Well la-di-freakin-da.

@pynn1000 15 дней назад

Compare two individuals' careers and "go figure"? Looks like there was no statistical component in your many courses.

@corgising5606 15 дней назад

I miss Jimmy.

@roxc.507 15 дней назад

Loved it!

@SpiderLynk 13 дней назад

This was a great monologue! Some super funny moments!!!

@weekendwarrior8179 15 дней назад

I noticed some comments say they only vote blue, but that's also not ideal you should know who and why you're voting for someone. Both sides should be doing that, then we wouldn't have the problems we'd have right now.

@maddyw2983 15 дней назад

I used to think that way but as long as Red leans into Christian nationalism and suppressing woman’s rights, Blue gets my vote.

@WolfRooster5472 15 дней назад

Kimmel Show, thanks for minimizing the jokes about Biden's age and debate performance while still poking trump. I have stopped watching the other late nite shows as they still harp on Biden too much and largely ignore trump....

@latha9002 12 дней назад

I agree with you- I stopped watching Colbert and some other shows because of their constant irritating carping on Biden’s age. Biden has performed a literal miracle in pulling us out of the dump Trump dragged us into. Biden/Harris all the way

@gillianwvr804 15 дней назад

Why can’t people see that there is nothing joe biden could do wrong that would make me vote for trump or ask him to drop out of the race. Nothing!

@FriedGatoraid 15 дней назад

Yo I can’t watch till jimmy comes back! Dang man

@chinookadventuresrv 15 дней назад

I love your delivery, Kathryn. The Biden jokes were good and I appreciate the effort in exposing the orange felon. We need more of that.

@kcguy8864 15 дней назад

Still more watchable than Fallon

@JCTiggs1 15 дней назад

SADDLE UP PONY BOY!

@saraha1927 15 дней назад

Give Hahn a show!!

@Dj_Acacio 15 дней назад

That Katherine outdoor report 😂😂😂😂😂

@NewMessage 15 дней назад

When they blared that 'rocket's red glare' stuff last week, they didn't mean the syphilis skyrocket!

@COSun25 15 дней назад

You guys are so quick with the uploads while this episode is still playing.

@rich6598 13 дней назад

I'll take old 💙-over grumpy 🍊any day Riding with Biden

@katherinehunter9526 15 дней назад

Wahoo, siSTAR love you, Kathryn Hahn. Congratulations on spicing up the show for Jimmy Kimmel this week! GR8 job KH! 🎉❤😂💃🏻💫

@secotioid 15 дней назад

Guillermo as always, telling it like it is!

@breal7277 15 дней назад

Better today than yesterday.

@lukebursle6139 15 дней назад

When you see guest hosts like this clearly reading the teleprompter it makes me wonder if the regular hosts are also just reading. And how do some people make reading look so hard.

15 дней назад

Not teleprompter, but que cards. Yes, they are ALL reading.

@vswangren 15 дней назад

Kathryn, I think all that money on your college degree was worth it.

@douglashardy3408 15 дней назад

I can't wait for Jimmy to come back lol and I will vote for Biden no way I'm voting for the orange traitor 💙

@lashendawest7509 15 дней назад

We love your show jimmy kimmel and your guest host kathryn hahn

@sharrielee911 15 дней назад

Where's Jimmy Kimmel I miss you no more guess host please

@breal7277 15 дней назад

Jimmy is off for the summer. He needs to recharge. This is a very demanding job.

@dslao 15 дней назад

Nothing against her and Martin Short but maybe they can surprise Jimmy by making David Letterman the guest host.

@KRich408 15 дней назад

I used to like Jessica Hann but she's gotten weird in a Mark Zuckerberg kind of way

@naomiarram5187 15 дней назад

@@KRich408 Um.... wrong Hahn? Or was that on purpose?

@KRich408 15 дней назад

@@naomiarram5187 it was on purple 🟣 🤤

@LissaRes 15 дней назад

Love This!! So perfect

@RedCandelaria 15 дней назад

1:01 Jimmy is part of the MC Universe 😂😂😂😂😂

@marvelfan1739 15 дней назад

You’re beautiful Kathryn

@mr.mrs.d.7015 10 дней назад

France won against the far right by coming together while on our side we are tearing ourselves apart as the GOP laughs. We need to unite instead of bickering about who the frontman on our team is