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Trump and Drunk Giuliani Cause an Insurrection & Putin’s Got a Poop Suitcase! 

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On Friday night we conducted a very dumb experiment and asked people to tweet at Steph Curry before halftime saying that he had eaten a bug and a lot of people did, episode two of “CSI Can’t Believe Donald Trump’s Not in Jail Yet” took place in Washington, every reasonable person in Trump’s orbit told him he lost the election, an “apparently inebriated” Rudy Giuliani gave Donny the bone-headed idea to declare victory on election night, we help make the hearings a little more interesting with some filters, former Attorney General Bill Barr said Trump had become “detached from reality,” Andy Biggs of Arizona believes we have bigger chips to fry, Vladimir Putin reportedly travels with a suitcase to poop in, the Tony Awards took place in New York last night, and country music Superstar Luke Combs has managed to turn one of his hobbies into a lucrative endorsement deal.
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Комментарии : 3 тыс.   
@alfredgeorge317
@alfredgeorge317 Год назад
Kanye West, Kid Rock, Scott Baio, Ted Nugent, and an inebriated Rudy Giuliani....What could possibly go wrong?
@ronleight9341
@ronleight9341 Год назад
Only the best people....
@GPLP335
@GPLP335 Год назад
I watched the hearing this morning and you have all the advisors, staff, lawyers, etc. giving Trump the straight story but of course Trump choses to listen to the drunk guy because he liked his story and plan better. You can't make this up.
@mikethompson2745
@mikethompson2745 Год назад
2000 Mules. Multiple people identified have already plead guilty including a former congressman and a former mayor. Lets also ignore the NYT article that straight up admitted to using various techniques to "fortify" the election. Lets also ignore how PA courts ruled mail in voting was done illegally, not once but twice. First time turned over during the count, second time quietly well after the fact. Or Fulton Country GA (not PA) being caught on camera and audited with photos of double and triple counting, with more than enough to have turned over the election. Etc etc... but hey, the people on TV told you lies and you believe them so they must be right.
@sandy60
@sandy60 Год назад
He Was gonna do it no matter what, he just wants yes men all around him telling him what he wants to hear and following his lies
@Mikathedog100
@Mikathedog100 Год назад
they're treading carefully, I presume, because they don't want a civil war. However looking at youtube video views for the hearing today, they've gone up much faster than last weeks. I'm guessing the same is happening on television ratings. Trump's ripped off a lot of people, both financially and with his lies. Things are about to turn, I suspect.
@scotttavernier720
@scotttavernier720 Год назад
You can’t make up that Brandon approval rating is lower than trump hahahahahaha
@maryarchibald8803
@maryarchibald8803 Год назад
Typical move. His followers swallowed all of his lies because he told them what they wanted to hear. Lies repeated over and over again. Fascism straight out of the play book.
@anotherthez7598
@anotherthez7598 Год назад
Oh Murica, thanks a million. From Europe with laughter, bc it's better than crying.
@michaelderosier3505
@michaelderosier3505 Год назад
Imaging if Donny walked free because he got advice from an inebriated lawyer! 😂…what am I saying. Donny is already walking free because the US has no justice system for the wealthy.
@errgag3580
@errgag3580 Год назад
.There was a time, back in the day when TREASON was punishable by DEATH. Man, those were the days!.
@mkelpie3513
@mkelpie3513 Год назад
Dumpster wanted to bring back firing squads and hangings...hmmm...might be more appropriate now.
@AaronCross760
@AaronCross760 Год назад
Yes, Biden would've been hung back then for stealing the election.
@mikeoxbig9392
@mikeoxbig9392 Год назад
“I told you so.” - Michael Cohen
@lisalisa1435
@lisalisa1435 Год назад
The pregnant pause ⏸️ from Kushner spoke volumes ,😳💥💯
@richardcogbill6791
@richardcogbill6791 Год назад
Thanks Jimmy for making us laugh a little in the midst of some really scary reality we're having to deal with in our country.
@Opus313
@Opus313 Год назад
To be fair, if I was Rudy, I would be drunk all the time too...
@mandradyal1031
@mandradyal1031 Год назад
Agreed
@nicklindberg90
@nicklindberg90 Год назад
I'd drink so much it leaks out of my head
@FlecheNoire07
@FlecheNoire07 Год назад
To be fair, let's call him: "Crazy Giuliani"
@miketipton5001
@miketipton5001 Год назад
@@nicklindberg90 that explains a lot princess
@Maplelust
@Maplelust Год назад
amazing that he's still alive. anyone would drink constantly if they were him.. including him! yet here is, 87 years old and still wasted all the time.
@walterflorio549
@walterflorio549 Год назад
How did Rudy ever become a lawyer when he clearly never passes a bar?
@IguanaOfLove
@IguanaOfLove Год назад
The only thing he's passing now is well..
@carollittlewind6581
@carollittlewind6581 Год назад
😂😂😂😂
@dutchdna
@dutchdna Год назад
The same way Trump got his "degree"....they had someone else pass the exam.
@gagecarlsen3872
@gagecarlsen3872 Год назад
Good one! Lol
@boomshakalaka415
@boomshakalaka415 Год назад
Underrated comment! 👋🥇😅
@ravi4846
@ravi4846 Год назад
I wonder if Rudy's lawyers are going to use the same defense that Tucker's lawyers did.... "But your honor, surely no reasonable person can believe anything that my client says"
@calinasagilitypartner4444
@calinasagilitypartner4444 Год назад
unfortunately, Fox viewers believe everything Tucker says. I used to work for a lady who watched Fox 98% of the time. I wouldn't go in the TV room to watch TV with the lady when Fox was on. And another lady I know thinks Tucker is great. She actually tries to start fights with me, but I refuse to take the bait.
@boober4413
@boober4413 Год назад
I love how the party of small government & "hands off" corporations are now complaining about actions of privately held companies. As if none of us are smart enough to know that they have spent decades fighting laws and putting safeguards in place to allow companies to do what they are doing now. How much bullshit are meant to take?
@calinasagilitypartner4444
@calinasagilitypartner4444 Год назад
Repubes aren't for small government and being hands off. they want to be very involved in people's sex lives and dictating exactly who can vote. they are desparate to take rights away. They also want to destroy public education which serves 90% of our kids. they are all about people being required to pay for rights. they complain about higher education, too. they complain about socialism, but Trump introduced a lot of so ialism between wanting to lock everyone up(they get an attorney on our dime), he wanted to build a stupid wall on our dime, he increased our taxes due to his stupid tariffs, and when farmers suffered due to his stupid tariffs, Trump used our money to pay the farmers. And he gave massive tax cuts to the rich. Having said all that, you notice that the Repubes didn't care about that. But when a Dem wants to help the majority of people with an infrastructure plan, then it's socialism. I freaking hate far far right Repubes.
@user-dg9pu4pe9d
@user-dg9pu4pe9d Год назад
The Four Seasons debacle is so ridiculous that it seems like something Borat would be behind.
@robertzeitz3924
@robertzeitz3924 Год назад
The guy who carries Putin's briefcase is his #2 man
@IguanaOfLove
@IguanaOfLove Год назад
He's got a better job than the one that was holding Donald McDoody's suitcase.
@froydinger
@froydinger Год назад
@@IguanaOfLove no he just wears a diaper lol
@LIONTAMER3D
@LIONTAMER3D Год назад
ZING!
@robertzeitz3924
@robertzeitz3924 Год назад
@@LIONTAMER3D crappy joke, I know.
@divine1052
@divine1052 Год назад
😂🤣
@vibradiant
@vibradiant Год назад
The writer who came up with "IC-BM" deserves a raise & an Emmy nomination.
@keyfield8967
@keyfield8967 Год назад
hopefully Putin will have a few leftover for the 'fruited plain...lol
@hrhamada1982
@hrhamada1982 Год назад
they're called "street tacos" size, Andy
@mjkay8660
@mjkay8660 Год назад
crudy rudy drunk & drooly
@lukechandra6233
@lukechandra6233 Год назад
Guiliani is the second most embarrassing New Yorker ever.
@janc8199
@janc8199 Год назад
You must be the first.
@jb8801
@jb8801 Год назад
LOL. Just curious. Who's the first?
@Bouddica
@Bouddica Год назад
@@jb8801 Donald Trump lol
@mikaahoni1097
@mikaahoni1097 Год назад
@@janc8199 you don’t even know if they’re from New York Jesus this was an embarrassing attempt
@sinetteiversen9978
@sinetteiversen9978 Год назад
Though concutrent to the twice impeached,insurrectionist ,Putin puppet traitor.
@claudiaihl6692
@claudiaihl6692 Год назад
I want to see a biopic of Rudi played by Robert Duvall
@danablack9898
@danablack9898 Год назад
Paul Pelosi says “hold my beer” while I drive
@kellythomas5392
@kellythomas5392 Год назад
Hello Dana how are you doing today.
@javtimestwo
@javtimestwo Год назад
Imagine paying $250m to a man that you don’t know, for a reason that you know didn’t happen. Then complains about gas prices
@purezamagno3135
@purezamagno3135 Год назад
They are crazy Magats.
@BBradshawProductions
@BBradshawProductions Год назад
Think Trump suckered his voters for over $430 million dollars.
@5150cappie
@5150cappie Год назад
Oh yes. Good, Jav.
@kaseycorriveau734
@kaseycorriveau734 Год назад
Imagine talking about wall for 2 years not to get it built but big guy Brandon passes not one but two stimulus bills for over 30 trill
@purezamagno3135
@purezamagno3135 Год назад
@@kaseycorriveau734 yes Mexican refused to pay for it! Are you ok now Magats!
@bonghunezhou5051
@bonghunezhou5051 Год назад
_Tipsy Rudy_ was once upon a time known as "america's mayor". Now, after his implausible presidential bid and his association with that sore loser, he has become America's Punchline!
@5150cappie
@5150cappie Год назад
That's optimistic.
@icariums1596
@icariums1596 Год назад
God bless President Trump and President Putin.
@bonghunezhou5051
@bonghunezhou5051 Год назад
@@icariums1596 Donnie & Vladdie, birds of a feather! ☹
@icariums1596
@icariums1596 Год назад
@@bonghunezhou5051 alpha and sigma male
@zepptar
@zepptar Год назад
Yup keep focusing on Rudy…. And not the economy right in front of you. Must be nice to live in the sand.
@cocobunni6618
@cocobunni6618 Год назад
If this wasn’t a parody I would still be convinced it was a parody! How can u make more fun of this?!?!? 😂
@maribelcaudillo258
@maribelcaudillo258 Год назад
Mr. Kimmel, please do not leave us, ever.
@oscargr_
@oscargr_ Год назад
How many of these people who testified that Trump was off his rocker, will still support him if he runs in 2024?
@5150cappie
@5150cappie Год назад
Every one of them.
@TheRealDeal130
@TheRealDeal130 Год назад
@@5150cappie So true
@BJSteigner
@BJSteigner Год назад
Too many to list.
@TheAxe4Ever
@TheAxe4Ever Год назад
How many of you idiots still support Biden who is STILL president and actually believe he won?
@austkeat
@austkeat Год назад
Can’t really blame them when the alternative is biden. I mean that guy has been objectively terrible by every measure. Sure Trump had some mean tweets, but at least Americans were prospering. But hey, I guess the left is alright with skyrocketing costs of literally everything as long as they don’t have to read some mean tweets!
@RobotoSan
@RobotoSan Год назад
Imagine the kind of -brilliance- incompetence it takes to actively choose the drunk guy over Team Normal.
@jackharrison7613
@jackharrison7613 Год назад
The fact that they needed to have Team Normal v. Team Rudy. This was in your White House.
@justjackie7272
@justjackie7272 Год назад
Remember when Trump choose Putin over his own American Intelligence Department When someone shows you who they are Believe them !
@stumblingmumbler
@stumblingmumbler Год назад
@@justjackie7272 pepperidge farms remembers
@lydiawhy7547
@lydiawhy7547 Год назад
Imaging what Putin whispered in his ear 🤔
@Rhiannon011
@Rhiannon011 Год назад
Roboto trump always sticks with people that will do his bidding and lie along with and "for" him and therein lies the main situation that happened. trump didn't want to hear any of the truth and in his sociopathic delusional psyche he won, no matter how insane or crazy that sounds a sociopath will NEVER I mean NEVER accept that they lost at anything. Those "grifters" that did his bidding it's on them and all of them should go to prison for life for almost letting trump destroy our democracy and country!
@aarontaylor2807
@aarontaylor2807 Год назад
I think Kimmel should invite trump and giuliani on his show!!
@barbarachandler4430
@barbarachandler4430 Год назад
Great monologue, very funny!
@kellythomas5392
@kellythomas5392 Год назад
Hello Barbara how are you doing today.
@Drums-ve8on
@Drums-ve8on Год назад
I didn’t know Giuliani was a drunk until I saw him sober once. Just once.
@xy6845
@xy6845 Год назад
How long ago was that?
@jcoopes5604
@jcoopes5604 Год назад
When he was mayor! He probably started after 9/11!
@Toywins
@Toywins Год назад
@Thomas Paine 😂😂😂
@eemage9476
@eemage9476 Год назад
@Thomas Paine Sure he did. He also when to Mars looking for evidence about Hillary and her ring of slave kids working in a mine.
@mikerodriguez4770
@mikerodriguez4770 Год назад
🤣😂🤣😂
@bmac85north
@bmac85north Год назад
A narcissist will never admit they are wrong!!
@davebeningfield
@davebeningfield Год назад
"What if he goes to another continent?" Would he then be incontinent?
@christopherwelch136
@christopherwelch136 Год назад
“Footnotes are what got him out of Vietnam.” Brilliant.
@samboelliott1
@samboelliott1 Год назад
Australia here. This is my favourite Jimmy
@13juju
@13juju Год назад
Me To, Gooooooooooo Jimmy K.
@andremadeira6916
@andremadeira6916 Год назад
Jimmy fallon falls way behind
@congoballs9725
@congoballs9725 Год назад
when your lawyer needs a lawyer you got a problem
@therealhousewifeofballtown
@therealhousewifeofballtown Год назад
MAGA= My Attorneys Get Attorneys
@maxhammertruth
@maxhammertruth Год назад
Giuliani 🤷🏼‍♂️ I thought he had our back. 🤷🏼‍♂️
@alanbrookes6637
@alanbrookes6637 Год назад
I feel sure Jared used to star in “Thunderbird’s are go”
@Leonaza7
@Leonaza7 Год назад
So, Donald the Stable Genius thought Rudy the Drunk a more reliable reporter than the rest of these men? Harddeeeharhar.
@victorianmelody46
@victorianmelody46 Год назад
I only hire the best people. Donald Trump
@grantsmythe8625
@grantsmythe8625 Год назад
Rudy does the drinking and thinking for ConDon.
@angelaveale3615
@angelaveale3615 Год назад
This ☝️
@Oooo-bi7bi
@Oooo-bi7bi Год назад
He knows the bigly words.
@roseromans8497
@roseromans8497 Год назад
"Only the best people"
@Suemack24
@Suemack24 Год назад
Jimmy it’s so head-banging-on-a-wall frustrating that what the world saw and heard hasn’t been charged, convicted and locked away forever by now.
@jcoopes5604
@jcoopes5604 Год назад
Consequences are coming! DOJ is paying attention!
@kellythomas5392
@kellythomas5392 Год назад
Hello Sue how are you doing today.
@ChineduOpara
@ChineduOpara Год назад
Politics and money
@Ghost-Mama
@Ghost-Mama Год назад
Those face filters! 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣. You can’t unsee that! Omg 😳 the ivanka filter 🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣
@catherinequihuiz9691
@catherinequihuiz9691 Год назад
Jimmy I love getting my news from you, your so dang funny I can't stop laughing. thanks Jimmy you rock.
@skeeburton3360
@skeeburton3360 Год назад
Yes the best
@pkmcburroughs
@pkmcburroughs Год назад
What's amazing to me is how Rudy rubbed a handkerchief all over his head and face and yet someone managed to miss sopping up the rivers of hair dye running from his ears to his chin.
@To_Live_Is_To_Suffer
@To_Live_Is_To_Suffer Год назад
@Thomas Paine He never won.. he's the only one who's stolen/tried to steal elections...
@MellowMaromi
@MellowMaromi Год назад
@Thomas Paine Good Lord, dude, go get a girlfriend or something. Stop licking Rudy's dye and maybe get some help. Where did Biden touch you?
@TroIIingThemSoftly
@TroIIingThemSoftly Год назад
@Thomas Paine LMFAO, you trolls are bottom-of-the-barrel at this point.
@TroIIingThemSoftly
@TroIIingThemSoftly Год назад
Day-drinking will do that to you.
@christopherwelch136
@christopherwelch136 Год назад
🤢
@pumpkinspice7864
@pumpkinspice7864 Год назад
If I was that lady standing behind Guiliani when the hair dye was running down his face I would be on the floor, Grown man making such a fool of himself.
@IguanaOfLove
@IguanaOfLove Год назад
You think she would if it was dripping down his leg?
@pumpkinspice7864
@pumpkinspice7864 Год назад
@@IguanaOfLove the world we are living in today it wouldn't be a crime if she did.
@markwilliams2620
@markwilliams2620 Год назад
That's Jenna Ellis Esq. Yep, she's an attorney. She still drinks the Trump-aid.
@worldcitizeng6507
@worldcitizeng6507 Год назад
Apparently he can't afford a barber for basic haircut and color
@ChrisAlbertH47
@ChrisAlbertH47 Год назад
If it had happened to a kind, sympathetic, principled man, we would've been generous. But since it's Rudy Giuliani... yeah, lets laugh at him 😂
@joesilva2184
@joesilva2184 Год назад
Lmao, that's not him drinking, that's him doing coke?😐🤗😳🤔🤬😷😒🤕😧😱
@emarsh1965
@emarsh1965 Год назад
They are lost.....Haw River NC is near HWY 70 and I-85!
@doobiejones9388
@doobiejones9388 Год назад
I saw Luke at Talladega a few years ago. I vote democrat but I live in Alabama. Nascar and country music are awesome. You'd be surprised at how many southern guys listen to Trey Crowder. Skew!😎
@BC25citizen
@BC25citizen Год назад
Trae and Corey might have written that fish skit. 😁
@japhetzayas7194
@japhetzayas7194 Год назад
There was a delay in Trump's reaction to testimony that Giuliani was drunk on election night because he had to look up the word "inebriated" first.
@diverdownaaron
@diverdownaaron Год назад
Wait, wait; the orange skid mark knows how to use a dictionary?
@richardcantin412
@richardcantin412 Год назад
Tortilla crime!! Better call the gazpacho police!!
@marvwatkins7029
@marvwatkins7029 Год назад
The way things are going, Trump will start drinking soon...and A LOT! Bottoms up, Donald.
@superman1081
@superman1081 Год назад
Rudy looks like Klaus Kinski's 1979 "Nosferatu". Or could it be, that he looks more like "Count Chocula" ?!!!!
@geekdiggy
@geekdiggy Год назад
"he thinks footnotes are what got him out of vietnam" that deserved a much bigger laugh
@hopesprings4155
@hopesprings4155 Год назад
They didn't get it.
@sawtooth808
@sawtooth808 Год назад
@@hopesprings4155 oh yes, r://whooosh
@peaceloveharmony7213
@peaceloveharmony7213 Год назад
@@00bankz24 What a surprise! Someone supporting a self-righteous scoundrel who has been insulting people and calling them names for YEARS - even when that immature imbecile was POTUS - can’t recognize that they support the most famous insulting name-caller in history.
@oldrrocr
@oldrrocr Год назад
the real question is" Now that you know the truth, will you support trump again? Start using your remarkable brain to separate the facts from the BS ? (BIG LIES, especially designed to separate you from your money and fund a monster) It's okay to admit you were wrong...
@robertandhollyscorpiofan2697
@@00bankz24 850+ of you MAGAts have been identified from the events of jan 6. Some of you have been arrested, tried in court, CONVICTED and are in prison for terms ranging from four years to 20+. All because you chose to believe t.Rump, who knew he lost but lied. And you MAGAts, too afraid to think for yourselves, believed him. Stay in mommie’s basement, nitwit.
@ravi4846
@ravi4846 Год назад
If your office has a "Team Normal", I think it's time to look for another job...
@86Imok
@86Imok Год назад
Thank god for Jimmy Kimmel. People would have just forgotten about Trump and he would have disappeared if it wasn't for Kimmel. He sees to it that the topic Trump is always present and still has a chance to run for president again. Thanks!
@caseyquillen6073
@caseyquillen6073 Год назад
You should watch the Colbert segment about how Trump fleeced his sheep (that’s you) for $250,000,000. He sure does love the uneducated!
@bbbbbb5004
@bbbbbb5004 Год назад
Wow. We had a baby running the country and alcoholic lawyer,
@lenawagenfuehr53
@lenawagenfuehr53 Год назад
An alcoholic desperately trying to budge in and involve himself...🙄
@bbbbbb5004
@bbbbbb5004 Год назад
@Bill Goodman F ..both of them
@thebrain3546
@thebrain3546 Год назад
Rudy Giuliani will probably say that he was so drunk that he didn’t know what happened.
@danmcgriff1421
@danmcgriff1421 Год назад
I wonder if that's the defense Nancy Pelosi's husband will use
@IguanaOfLove
@IguanaOfLove Год назад
That's what Lindsey Graham says the morning after.
@irongoatrocky2343
@irongoatrocky2343 Год назад
@@IguanaOfLove shouldn't that be Missy Graham?
@michaelclary2267
@michaelclary2267 Год назад
Yeah, well his leadership during 911 was amazing!
@julessoto137
@julessoto137 Год назад
And Pelosi's 82 year old DUI husband? Hypocrits. Your all a big joke to the real world. Hey Jimmy, I found your binky.
@marion3386
@marion3386 Год назад
He is off his wricking rocker!!!!! Please lock him up!!!!!!!!
@bobg8378
@bobg8378 Год назад
I'll take mean tweets and affordable gas and groceries over this nightmare
@andersonm87
@andersonm87 Год назад
Those filters nearly killed me laughin and choking 😂
@user-dv6nh3mu3y
@user-dv6nh3mu3y Год назад
Sleepaway camp filter
@TheresaLyonhart
@TheresaLyonhart Год назад
🤣🤣🤣 I die…
@driver2909
@driver2909 Год назад
Lmao
@rawdog-nq4nf
@rawdog-nq4nf Год назад
attack on titan filter
@kalabangle6450
@kalabangle6450 Год назад
About 5mins in those filters were hilarious! Thanks again KImmel and crew.
@gloriaf6971
@gloriaf6971 Год назад
There was a time when Rudy appeared to be an intelligent attorney. How he became the clown he is now is a mystery. Probably it was the company he was keeping, namely Trump!!
@mrblonde1264
@mrblonde1264 Год назад
I can see the path he took,he likes the finer things in life,spent a lot of time in expensive hotels n cigar bars being gladhanded by the mega rich,the ones with homes in the Hamptons so ol Rudy just been driven by greed to prostitute his dignity.And by a traitor.
@opheliasarnyeneh6566
@opheliasarnyeneh6566 Год назад
You're right! It is said that "One is the product of ones environment.
@annek1226
@annek1226 Год назад
He spent far too much time on the pile! That did it! Puff!
@johnkirkman2849
@johnkirkman2849 Год назад
From America's mayor to America's joke 🤣
@amyd7794
@amyd7794 Год назад
Alcoholism is a progressive disease
@edwardrichardson7076
@edwardrichardson7076 10 месяцев назад
Guliani lied about the fire dept. radios on 9/11 and now has to stay drunk to live with himself. So many firemen died!
@sugarcookiecube
@sugarcookiecube Год назад
Jimmy keeps me sane. Thanks Jimmy!
@sandrariley2818
@sandrariley2818 Год назад
If Garland doesn't put trump in prison after seeing this then he is blind.
@TheresaLyonhart
@TheresaLyonhart Год назад
Or he’s the same kind of criminal.
@dthom4719
@dthom4719 Год назад
And inept
@BJSteigner
@BJSteigner Год назад
Blind as a bat if you know this
@johnandrezze2190
@johnandrezze2190 Год назад
let's put the Biden crime syndicate in jail FJB
@willman9567
@willman9567 Год назад
Trump isn't going to prison the same way the Clinton's didn't. People on both sides are delusional.
@Leonaza7
@Leonaza7 Год назад
Breaking: Trump releases 12-page response to Jan. 6 hearing Me: Trump has never written nor has read anything 12 pages long in his life.
@Ghost-dy9sf
@Ghost-dy9sf Год назад
you mean trump the successful multi billionaire?
@no-cv4dx
@no-cv4dx Год назад
@@Ghost-dy9sf That's another grift. For *decades*, he's overinflated his assets to banks and the public, meanwhile devaluing to the government for tax purposes. How much money does Trump have left from his daddy? No one really knows. It could be all tied up in debt and he effectively owns nothing.
@simaii820
@simaii820 Год назад
@@Ghost-dy9sf lol that's a big assumption. You can't even verify how much he's not worth because of his lack of valid tax returns. Plus half his loans are from Russia. Trump sons words not mine. Maybe he's just another Russian oligarch holding putins purse string. Ie putins bitc...
@tomwolf4148
@tomwolf4148 Год назад
Very funny. Did you give him some of that $250 million??????
@Ghost-dy9sf
@Ghost-dy9sf Год назад
@@simaii820 Lol that's a big assumption. - Your comment is literally a reply to yourself.
@doody9326
@doody9326 Год назад
Where do I find that filter? So hilarious, watched it twice 🤣🤣
@sharonnagle5782
@sharonnagle5782 Год назад
My god the size of tortillas has shrunk. Like 10 years ago! They don’t care if you want to make enchiladas. You can only make street tacos anymore.
@jean2479
@jean2479 Год назад
Giuliani makes me cringe!
@zoltore23
@zoltore23 Год назад
Giuliani's defense: "I only drink when I'm alone or with someone".
@merlindamarquez7577
@merlindamarquez7577 Год назад
Which is 24/7. Lmao!!
@barrywalls7175
@barrywalls7175 Год назад
'Alright Rudy, hold that thought!' 😆
@midnighto.g7677
@midnighto.g7677 Год назад
Should have put that filter on when he did Rudy's piece 🤣🤣
@elizabethellis9062
@elizabethellis9062 Год назад
So sorry to Barr and all the other enablers, that orange stain doesn’t wash off.
@johnalsop2303
@johnalsop2303 Год назад
Funny!
@nathiandavault2171
@nathiandavault2171 Год назад
I know who the expert at stains you can ask, JOE BIDEN. The demented dummy you voted in literally poops his pants every 3 days.
@kellythomas5392
@kellythomas5392 Год назад
Hello Elizabeth how are you doing today.
@nathiandavault2171
@nathiandavault2171 Год назад
@@kellythomas5392 she's still in need of a mental evaluation, and probably you too creepy old man
@teresitauy5532
@teresitauy5532 Год назад
Jared kushner is like a robot , every time somebody pulls a string he opens his mouth .
@kickazz999
@kickazz999 Год назад
Property if duh House of Knives
@divine1052
@divine1052 Год назад
Do you mean a puppet?🙂
@Freepalestine155
@Freepalestine155 Год назад
Ok so it act or it talks like nut cracker i bought from tj maxx last xrismas
@hankhillsurethra
@hankhillsurethra Год назад
Dude is a eunuch
@movesky6696
@movesky6696 Год назад
jared kushner dose he go in day light / at night time
@johnsteele5836
@johnsteele5836 Год назад
I had to hit pause on the 'ICBM' topic. Cracked me up!
@MaryAnnNytowl
@MaryAnnNytowl Год назад
Nah, those filters made it worse, not better, LOL! And, as a lifelong fisherman, that last bit was even more disturbing.
@tubruton
@tubruton Год назад
When the story about Putin's poop suitcase came out, I immediately thought of Senator Ron Johnson.
@paveljakl
@paveljakl Год назад
Why?
@paveljakl
@paveljakl Год назад
@Merril R ?
@paveljakl
@paveljakl Год назад
@Merril R 🤨
@VeronikaJelencsrecnozivljenje
Omg, those filters. I'm gonna have nightmares 🤣
@justjoan4010
@justjoan4010 Год назад
Hysterical, Jimmy. 😄😄😄😄👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽
@jenniferaddison3829
@jenniferaddison3829 Год назад
Stupid is as Stupid does. ALL people with the last name that rhymes with stump swears by that Forrest Gump quote. Livin their truth. Lol
@melissafeldman2624
@melissafeldman2624 Год назад
OMG, the filters 😂🤣
@kellythomas5392
@kellythomas5392 Год назад
Hello Melissa how are you doing today.
@hazelanderson1479
@hazelanderson1479 Год назад
Thanks a lot, Jimmy! That filter spot made me snort my coffee all over my clean shirt!!
@nickmiller6687
@nickmiller6687 Год назад
I NEED the name of that filter!
@frankpaisley6799
@frankpaisley6799 Год назад
same here. haha
@kingjamos2422
@kingjamos2422 Год назад
@Joel N That statement may have had some weight to it if the former president wasn't less articulate. Don't pretend that he didn't goof up many times.
@marciamcgrath4953
@marciamcgrath4953 Год назад
😄
@kingjamos2422
@kingjamos2422 Год назад
@Joel N You do know that he has poked fun of Biden many times, right?
@manuelvalencia9407
@manuelvalencia9407 Год назад
That is so funny; especially about Rudy.
@kdawson020279
@kdawson020279 Год назад
As a person who remembers Rudy circa 2001, an admittedly controversial mayor who rose to the challenge, this has been the Elvis death on the toilet for America's Mayor.
@edwardrichardson7076
@edwardrichardson7076 11 месяцев назад
On 9/11 the firemen's radios didn't work. Giuliani is responsible for so many deaths!!
@notsure1969
@notsure1969 Год назад
The way you can tell that Rudy is drunk is if it is a day.
@dontbefatuousjeffrey2494
@dontbefatuousjeffrey2494 Год назад
or night. Also night.
@jacquiepick5055
@jacquiepick5055 Год назад
WE DON'T WORRY ABOUT DAY WITH PELOSI. SHES DRUNK EVERYDAY STUMBLING AROUND THE HOUSE BUT KIMMEL IS OKAY WITH THAT. RULES FIR THEE BUT NOT KE IS TRUE
@larryj3164
@larryj3164 Год назад
The same way stumbles and mumbles became a lawyer lol lollol remember he graduated top of his class lol lol lol oops! No way am I gonna have my kids go to school in a racial jungle lol lol let’s see if you can trip up Air Force One again tomorrow America should be so proud of the stumble
@ChrisAlbertH47
@ChrisAlbertH47 Год назад
Rambling nonsensically is his default setting, so I honestly can't tell him sober from drunk
@maryelizabeth6797
@maryelizabeth6797 Год назад
How can you sat that? People drink at night also.
@wendydeclue8928
@wendydeclue8928 Год назад
I JUST MOVED TO FULTON MS AND IM SHOCKED THAT THE ANIMALS ONLY HAVE A OUTSIDE POUND AT THE DUMP....ITS LITERALLY JUST CAGES OUTSIDE IN ALL THE WEATHER...I KNOW YOUR BIG ADVOCATE FOR ANIMALS THESE BABIES NEED A INSIDE POUND. ...PLEASE EVERYONE HELP ME SPREAD THIS! PLEASE
@kellythomas5392
@kellythomas5392 Год назад
Hello Wendy how are you doing today.
@nyc4max
@nyc4max Год назад
Rudy may therefore plead not guilty to all charges against him by reason of "insobriety." Trust him when he responds " I don't recall".
@kimbrey65
@kimbrey65 Год назад
Maybe that's why Trump went to Rudy, because he knew he'd be too drunk to recall what was said, or comprehend what was said.
@bobdouglass8010
@bobdouglass8010 10 месяцев назад
i haven't watched Jimmy Kimmel before. This guy's pretty good
@dublinjazz1
@dublinjazz1 Год назад
OMG those filters🤣
@lindadeal3344
@lindadeal3344 Год назад
This is why we watch Jimmy Kimmel!!!
@miketipton5001
@miketipton5001 Год назад
Why
@dennisfleming7772
@dennisfleming7772 Год назад
keep watching the punk.. when the mini revolution hopefully Kimmel will be on the front lines. Pathetic. great ratings Jimmy. Punk azz.
@danmcgriff1421
@danmcgriff1421 Год назад
Would he even have a show without Trump I've never seen it
@007diego2
@007diego2 Год назад
It’s astounding the people who were in charge of this country and their lack of character. Character’s important, it’s huge. I hate people who have no moral compass.
@bigcity2085
@bigcity2085 Год назад
You can re-arrange the letters in " no moral compass"....and come up with the explanation.(pretty sure).
@Bamajana
@Bamajana Год назад
Jesus, I feel like we are all an a rubber room with crayons!! I am losing hope that sanity ever returns to this Country.
@Jimsac8
@Jimsac8 Год назад
LOCK TRUMP UP, LOCK TRUMP UP
@willkuss5374
@willkuss5374 Год назад
He sure doesn't shop at a grocery store. One day ago the pack I bought was the normal size.
@bigcity2085
@bigcity2085 Год назад
I buy my tortillas fresh from a carneceria....why any one would buy old rubbery tortillas from a grocery store, is beyond me.There are Hispanic grocery stores everywhere...go in there people....live a little.
@atributeforyoullc
@atributeforyoullc Год назад
The filters... I haven't laughed this hard in years
@samuelrappley6968
@samuelrappley6968 Год назад
It's time for government to pass laws that if you are a idiot, you can not be in any kind of position of authority. Or any position that effects humans or animals. Rudy,Rudy, Rudy. Bad grandpa 👴
@lowellpack9465
@lowellpack9465 Год назад
Wen u vote for a clown u get a circus... Trump is going to jail
@lillyanderson3623
@lillyanderson3623 Год назад
@ Lowell Pack I hope so 🤞🤞🤞
@kimclarke5018
@kimclarke5018 Год назад
Me too.
@MDA-uu8lw
@MDA-uu8lw Год назад
Well put
@johnherring4394
@johnherring4394 Год назад
I think we need to keep our expectations realistic. Trump DESERVES to be in jail but when allow someone to be elected president....they are not going to jail. The most that we can hope for is he is never allowed to run for president again and gets sued into oblivion. People under Trump? They are going to jail.
@Ghost-dy9sf
@Ghost-dy9sf Год назад
What laws did he break?
@skywoman6674
@skywoman6674 Год назад
I'm melting...I'm melting. Oh wait that's just the alcohol seeming out of my pores- Giuliani.
@melaniecotterell8263
@melaniecotterell8263 Год назад
drinking is not a crime
@Tonymontanayayo
@Tonymontanayayo Год назад
I wouldn’t trust a lawyer that drinks on the job. Also, the man who hires a drunk lawyer, very questionable judgement.
@youdonthavetoreadthispost.5850
It's called the Poo Tin.
@marlenesarles5091
@marlenesarles5091 Год назад
Heh Jimmy!! In your northern neighbor here. Our Prime Minister went down to LA last week and came back here with COVID. Jeez man, next time he comes down there, will you please just KEEP HIM THERE. If you don't know what he looks like, he's the unlimited french voice and language which with COVID drives everyone that speaks English here NUTS! 🥴
@jeffjohnson7683
@jeffjohnson7683 Год назад
I call him Rudy Ghouliani.
@54mgtf22
@54mgtf22 Год назад
History - Benedict Arnold is America’s greatest traitor Trump - Hold my diet coke. Nobody knows more about traitoring than me
@donshults7772
@donshults7772 Год назад
At least Arnold was a decorated field commander. He made a terrible decision out of vanity and being overlooked. Trump never did anything selfless or with any level of virtue
@nathiandavault2171
@nathiandavault2171 Год назад
I guess it's better to make fun of the previous, no-wars, no shortages,and low gas prices,. president than have to actually accept you voted in the monstrosity, demented president we have now.
@keshaartis8365
@keshaartis8365 Год назад
@@nathiandavault2171 Yet only one of these men was both a president and a traitor. 💁🏽‍♀️
@nathiandavault2171
@nathiandavault2171 Год назад
@@keshaartis8365 lol, who? Or you just making up stuff and believing everything from the same people who brought us Jussie Smullett, Covington Kid, and 2 years of Trump/Russia? Lol.
@lizpedano1542
@lizpedano1542 Год назад
@@keshaartis8365 He’s uneducated he wouldn’t know the difference lol 😆
@jacobalten
@jacobalten Год назад
Lmao!!! Comedy at its best…..
@SupremeBros2012
@SupremeBros2012 Год назад
Definition of "From Hero to Zero" - Dictionary shows a picture of Rudolph William Louis Giuliani
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