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Jimmy addresses the latest news, like Trump incorrectly using the word "ambidextrous" and asking big oil executives for $1 billion in campaign cash and a passenger napping in the overhead bins on a Southwest flight.
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@Casper-ti9or
@Casper-ti9or 11 дней назад
Any oil company that gives trump a penny should be posted on social media and BOYCOTT ED...
@christinajay8696
@christinajay8696 11 дней назад
The thing is we will never find out until years later.
@nadsat13
@nadsat13 11 дней назад
Sure and we can go all live off the grid
@Viviorkogaming
@Viviorkogaming 11 дней назад
Let me know if you know what oil company goes to which gas station. Otherwise you’re just talking tough.
@SinkpehnaRossFire-uc4ov
@SinkpehnaRossFire-uc4ov 11 дней назад
Each owner, operator, shareholder. Document all their names, photos, countries they are from. Charge each of them with laws they have 'skirted'. Each of them includes Rupert Murdoch, family and all his companies. Those employees: Carlton-Hannity-Ingraham-Pirro* and the rest. Ten of them? They were booted out of Australia and England. For pp45? Medical&mental health? Statistically 1in5 are born with Disabilities-Disorders. He's their main one and at least fifteen million are in that group, voting. They depend on those votes. The ADA doesn't cover civil or criminal, inherent behavior. Fortunately, the Youth have a huge voice now, they helped win the 2020. Thanks for ypur words and reading these.
@Viviorkogaming
@Viviorkogaming 11 дней назад
@@SinkpehnaRossFire-uc4ov , sure. 😂
@sammymarcy6029
@sammymarcy6029 11 дней назад
Biden should tell oil companies that if they give Trump a billion dollars they are going to have to pay 2 billion dollars more in taxes
@richardbess7809
@richardbess7809 11 дней назад
This smacks of typical communist Democrat mentality. Everything that comes out of Fallons mouth is a lie. The best he can do is impersonate a comedian.
@ernstkristianstlen4369
@ernstkristianstlen4369 10 дней назад
That's the worst strategy ever.
@sammymarcy6029
@sammymarcy6029 10 дней назад
@@ernstkristianstlen4369 at least he is not asking for donations for favors publicly like Trump and admitting that he can be bought by anyone who wants to bribe him into screwing over American voters
@user-jy8se9wr2n
@user-jy8se9wr2n 10 дней назад
Why? Is it because Trump wants to put tariffs on China and reduce taxes on Americans? Or do you love giving billions to Ukraine? Wake up fool!
@nodavood
@nodavood 10 дней назад
Don't bother. 30% of energy produced in the world in 2023 was from renewables. By 2030, oil will be $10 a barrel or less. Oil companies can turn their drilling rigs into geothermal power plants if they want to keep making money.
@StevenTorrey
@StevenTorrey 11 дней назад
Trumpster wants $1 Billion dollars from Oil Companies... Sounds like an out and out bribe!
@Hobodeluxe960
@Hobodeluxe960 10 дней назад
of course it is. hell all he is about is the grifting, selling nfts, shoes, bibles, hats, shirts,stocks in his failing social media company.
@archangelvvv
@archangelvvv 10 дней назад
@@Hobodeluxe960 Well said!
@perlyngemark2927
@perlyngemark2927 9 дней назад
US policies are for sale, foreign or domestic billionaires can bid. Trump keeps the proceeds for himself. Screw the citizens, it's all Trump money grab and no one will hold him responsible
@helenknapp2084
@helenknapp2084 11 дней назад
Unfortunately, in exchange for the billion he promised to reverse climate policy ☹️ Vote 💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙🇺🇸
@sherrih6375
@sherrih6375 11 дней назад
Couldn't he just pimp himself out, and leave things for the good of future generations? 😁
@theREALsum
@theREALsum 11 дней назад
Yes. It would have been good to mention that as well.
@pietrojenkins6901
@pietrojenkins6901 11 дней назад
Isn't that corruption ?
@geraltrivia6148
@geraltrivia6148 11 дней назад
@@pietrojenkins6901 Otherwise known as standard operating procedure for Trump.
@rickkeeton9246
@rickkeeton9246 11 дней назад
@@timball1458 Only because Republican men are pedophiles and have no interest in grown women!
@user-md4di6yg2p
@user-md4di6yg2p 11 дней назад
"all gas, no brains" is what that tattoo should've read!
@bernicecurtis7952
@bernicecurtis7952 11 дней назад
Oh brother is this the level of education in America? How embarrassing
@lindaj5492
@lindaj5492 11 дней назад
And that’s a University teacher 🙄
@anabellewis5824
@anabellewis5824 11 дней назад
Please vote for democracy, vote blue
@monkeylips4U
@monkeylips4U 11 дней назад
Ambidextrous? Does Trump think that because he uses both of his little hands to hold his water glass that that means he's *ambidextrous* ? Oh, Donald. 🙊
@sherrih6375
@sherrih6375 11 дней назад
🙉🙈🙊 Go away Trump!
@Serpe10
@Serpe10 11 дней назад
😂🤡
@vladnurk4710
@vladnurk4710 11 дней назад
notice every time he does a door stop interview with reporter he talks with hands.....ambidextrous
@s.d.c5513
@s.d.c5513 11 дней назад
Trump has all the dexterity of a drunken sloth.
@jimmarshall5453
@jimmarshall5453 11 дней назад
He messes that word up every time he missuses it.
@S.Shea2432
@S.Shea2432 11 дней назад
Jimmy with the Trump jokes!! Love it!! 🤣🤣
@kickazz999
@kickazz999 11 дней назад
Jimmy Dimples😊
@user-vq7yz3bb7f
@user-vq7yz3bb7f 11 дней назад
Please put him in jail so he can not spread his lies everyday
@stevenberglund3576
@stevenberglund3576 9 дней назад
You mean put Jimmy Fallon in prison. Excellent observation
@silvar0nnie
@silvar0nnie 9 дней назад
@@stevenberglund3576 🤡
@user-vq7yz3bb7f
@user-vq7yz3bb7f 9 дней назад
You hearing voices? Jimmy’s telling you lies everyday 😂😂😂🤭
@polepole9066
@polepole9066 11 дней назад
All Gas, no Break… Trump in court 💨
@user-fu5ok8oi2k
@user-fu5ok8oi2k 11 дней назад
Ambidextrous is left and right handed ability
@ScourgeZX3
@ScourgeZX3 11 дней назад
OOF! Are we ALL still making jokes about the Hair Dye Incident? That "Big Oil" joke was hilarious!
@lettydelgado5343
@lettydelgado5343 11 дней назад
U can give trumpy 100 billion. And he’ll be begging 🙏 again within a year for more.
@charlesking5328
@charlesking5328 11 дней назад
Apparently Bible & shoe sales aren't enough 😂
@bigv1682
@bigv1682 11 дней назад
Trump is cutting up his silk pyjamas and selling little pieces for $50
@sharonmontag2389
@sharonmontag2389 11 дней назад
In exchange for the illion dollars each from the oil companies, he promises to get rid of the environment laws.
@maddieman5921
@maddieman5921 11 дней назад
He is so outta touch, big oil is investing in natural energy the race us on, and they don't want to flood the market again. Good business ma , ha! Because even I know it's a nope.
@nicholasgarrick8855
@nicholasgarrick8855 11 дней назад
That graduation clips had me dying it was hilarious 🤣😭.
@gratefulone6669
@gratefulone6669 11 дней назад
😁 after he said "jellybean ahh" they should've showed dat clip of Trump having his ahhh brain freeze...😊
@gnocchidokey
@gnocchidokey 11 дней назад
names read by substitute teacher mr garvey
@taitraining3055
@taitraining3055 11 дней назад
@@gnocchidokey Your comment had me smiling 💗
@GwenKillerby
@GwenKillerby 11 дней назад
@@gnocchidokey ??????????
@GwenKillerby
@GwenKillerby 11 дней назад
????????????
@NbdydzitlkeSaraLee
@NbdydzitlkeSaraLee 11 дней назад
Oof @ that graduation clip🫠😆
@8arrows
@8arrows 11 дней назад
Yeah, that was weird.
@KiloMintoni-kg4kn
@KiloMintoni-kg4kn 11 дней назад
How could someone be that unaware? That WAS weird.
@lindaj5492
@lindaj5492 11 дней назад
Shocking and disrespectful of the students. Hope they all had a written apology.
@Ceridwen65
@Ceridwen65 11 дней назад
That song made me cry. I love the Roots. I listened to the song three times. I'll l most likely listen to it again. You're so talented. I'm a mom and Grandma, so it means a lot to me, The Mother's Day song. Thank you Jimmy for making us laugh. VOTE 💙🙏🏼🇺🇲🎆
@75lovechild48
@75lovechild48 11 дней назад
😂The graduation clip is a runner-up to Key & Peele's Substitute Teacher bit ("A-aron")
@Peter-yj8fj
@Peter-yj8fj 11 дней назад
The graduation woman sounded like trump trying to say any word
@russellhammond371
@russellhammond371 11 дней назад
I've watched a few graduations working event-staging gigs when I was younger. That is by far the worst name-reading I've ever heard by a large margin.
@toecutter4335
@toecutter4335 11 дней назад
It's ridiculous.
@dianeg9235
@dianeg9235 10 дней назад
No way....is that real????
@christopheralbino9587
@christopheralbino9587 9 дней назад
Kinda feel bad for those kids. But makes for an unforgettable story I suppose. Shocked no one else tagged themselves in to help out read names (sooner)
@lynnevanvorce7727
@lynnevanvorce7727 9 дней назад
It was incredibly horrific 😂
@lynnevanvorce7727
@lynnevanvorce7727 9 дней назад
@@dianeg9235It was real
@user-nd9vq9cr4j
@user-nd9vq9cr4j 11 дней назад
DUDE CLAIMES TO BE AMBIDEXTROUS BUT NOBODY TOLD HIM WHAT IT MEANS ( IT DOES NOT MEAN " DOING A BUNCH OF STUFF AT THE SAME TIME ")
@emotionaleaters241
@emotionaleaters241 11 дней назад
Answer the phone with one hand and sign a letter with the other?
@ethor7676
@ethor7676 11 дней назад
​@@emotionaleaters241that's not "a bunch", that's two.
@RingoMonsanto
@RingoMonsanto 11 дней назад
2:33 reminds me of that Key & Peele skit where Keegan keep mispronouncing the students' names! 🤣🤣🤣
@alexmccaleb2152
@alexmccaleb2152 9 дней назад
A-A RON!! 🤣🤣
@PurpleDragonWorld
@PurpleDragonWorld 11 дней назад
Not going to that college 😅😂😅😂😅😂😅😂😅😂😅
@inevitablesuccess6319
@inevitablesuccess6319 11 дней назад
😂😂😂
@malcolmarmstrong3957
@malcolmarmstrong3957 11 дней назад
Wy not. Grate weed!.
@PurpleDragonWorld
@PurpleDragonWorld 11 дней назад
@@malcolmarmstrong3957 hahahahaaaaaa 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 it sure seems like it!
@PurpleDragonWorld
@PurpleDragonWorld 11 дней назад
@@malcolmarmstrong3957 that announcer took two gummies instead of a half!!!!! 😂
@Bill_the_curious
@Bill_the_curious 11 дней назад
@@malcolmarmstrong3957 "Great" is the correct spelling. Not attacking you :) Being in Texas has made me start to forget how to spell a few seldom used words correctly myself. Or it could just be a typo
@user-wm7sl3xx5b
@user-wm7sl3xx5b 11 дней назад
An old president is better than no president but no president is better than a child president! vote blue Biden is true!
@jamesddean5759
@jamesddean5759 11 дней назад
Sluagh-ghairm is the battle cry of the dead. Later it became slogan.
@maritzn
@maritzn 11 дней назад
😂
@ik7482
@ik7482 11 дней назад
Biden is 3 yrs older that's not much geez.
@danielrobledo3132
@danielrobledo3132 11 дней назад
Yes, vote blue 100%, please! For the sake of the US and the world.🙏💙🇺🇸🌎
@walkingsleeper9713
@walkingsleeper9713 11 дней назад
The world smiles
@CrashPK77
@CrashPK77 11 дней назад
The fact I got an ad with DJTJ begging for money for his dad...going into Fallon's Trump gags...is everything you need to know about RU-vid.
@dd5219
@dd5219 11 дней назад
Beautiful! 😂
@user-md4di6yg2p
@user-md4di6yg2p 11 дней назад
Ditto...asking for 5 bucks. Really? A "billionaire" needs my 5 bucks?? LOL!!!
@hkm8375
@hkm8375 11 дней назад
Same I get blasted by those fckng ads
@Gfy69ytb
@Gfy69ytb 11 дней назад
Same here.
@JonasWhite
@JonasWhite 11 дней назад
Don’t give that pumpkin a damn dime
@johnwilson8482
@johnwilson8482 11 дней назад
Isn't Trump's efforts at quid pro quo a teeny tiny bit illegal?
@user-qf7ud5de9h
@user-qf7ud5de9h 7 дней назад
How do you value Usury?
@Dan-Simms
@Dan-Simms 11 дней назад
And i wonder what he promised those oil exexcs for that billion?
@FalconXE302
@FalconXE302 11 дней назад
WTF was that graduation... were they graduating from the school of illiteracy.... That's funny but also a real worry when people can't even read.
@Bill_the_curious
@Bill_the_curious 11 дней назад
They printed the names without the actual spelling. The teacher was attempting to read the phonetic version off the list. I would have trouble with it. The real spelling would be instantaneous though. Maybe a couple errors in personal desires of how to pronounce a name, but hey..
@lindaj5492
@lindaj5492 11 дней назад
That University really needs to grasp the idea that we are now in the 21st century, and in a multi-cultural, multi-lingual world. Disrespectful and lazy of presenter to not bother learning how to pronounce names beforehand? Patronising to the presenter to give her supposedly phonetic versions? Either or both, the event was badly planned and managed. For those young people and their proud families it should have been a perfect celebratory recognition of their achievements.
@thegreenbean6777
@thegreenbean6777 11 дней назад
A A RON 😂
@CharliesDaughter
@CharliesDaughter 11 дней назад
I thought of that sketch too, HAHAHAHA....
@donaldbenjamin8342
@donaldbenjamin8342 11 дней назад
Thomas 😂❤
@SherryWineAndCats
@SherryWineAndCats 11 дней назад
Thank you for posting monologues again!!! Best part of the show!!!!!
@jimmythebold589
@jimmythebold589 11 дней назад
um, he never stopped posting them. i've been watching them ,during season, every weekday, for years and years. perhaps youtube simply wasn't recommending them in your feed? the youtube algorithm SUCKS,
@GwenKillerby
@GwenKillerby 11 дней назад
I suspect the graduation ceremony idea was to be fair towards those with non-English names? Next time, GIVE 'm the OPTION to submit phonetics of their name. Then it's up to THEM
@lindaj5492
@lindaj5492 11 дней назад
Or how about a UNIVERSITY actually has their staff LEARN how to pronounce student names: they’ve been teaching them for quite a while.
@mariadelpilar1590
@mariadelpilar1590 11 дней назад
Ambidextrous characterized by duplicity : double-dealing He was unordained, uneducated, and theologically so ambidextrous that he could be either Lutheran or Reformed as the situation required.- G. H. Genzmer
@keving8006
@keving8006 11 дней назад
You KNOW-NOTHING!!!
@johnhutchinson2395
@johnhutchinson2395 11 дней назад
Someone... needs to go back to grade school...
@adrianpena677
@adrianpena677 11 дней назад
Sounds like key & peele lol
@ldfreitas9437
@ldfreitas9437 11 дней назад
@@keving8006 TRUMP KNOWS NOTHING!
@ldfreitas9437
@ldfreitas9437 11 дней назад
@@johnhutchinson2395 TRUMPANZEES NEED TO MOVE TO RUSSIA!
@antoniozamora7475
@antoniozamora7475 11 дней назад
Ha ha ha Trump looked like an idiot using the word "ambidextrous" wrongly!
@oldrrocr
@oldrrocr 11 дней назад
his alma mater must be so proud!
@alinchitown7556
@alinchitown7556 11 дней назад
That’s because he’s biggly stupid.
@norrisfong6445
@norrisfong6445 11 дней назад
​@@oldrrocrWharton professor wm t Kelley said trump was the "dumbest goddam student i ever had".
@rw6364
@rw6364 11 дней назад
He always looks that way irrespective of the words or situations.
@taylorkeane2295
@taylorkeane2295 11 дней назад
AND, 'BIGLY'!
@lynnschaeferle-zh4go
@lynnschaeferle-zh4go 11 дней назад
The problem is that a McDonalds’ meal cost an hour of work. My handyman (fully employed) told me he has to meal plan and freeze meals. For him Arby’s is a treat.
@___beyondhorizon4664
@___beyondhorizon4664 11 дней назад
That graduation names calling...😅 It's exactly how I felt about PingYing Mandarin! I just can't pronounce it!
@Shadowpixy
@Shadowpixy 11 дней назад
That song had to have been at least 85 to 90% Adam Sandler…
@climateprotections8991
@climateprotections8991 11 дней назад
Many Women 🙋vote for our🧢President Biden 🌎🦋 💙 He really 🌊defends women's rights👌👍
@marjoriegarland2798
@marjoriegarland2798 11 дней назад
Happy 10th Anniversary! Love you Jimmy ❤❤❤
@S.Shea2432
@S.Shea2432 11 дней назад
Trumps always begging for something!! 🙄🤣
@sherrih6375
@sherrih6375 11 дней назад
From President to Charity Case! 😮
@S.Shea2432
@S.Shea2432 11 дней назад
​​@@sherrih6375, YES!! 👏🏼👏🏼🤣
@aandrus2169
@aandrus2169 11 дней назад
Even a swat on his fanny!
@pietrojenkins6901
@pietrojenkins6901 11 дней назад
@@S.Shea2432 when is he gonna beg the American people for forgiveness ?
@lunajewel5211
@lunajewel5211 11 дней назад
Narcissists don't ask for forgiveness. They're incapable of comprehending they've done anything wrong.​@@pietrojenkins6901
@eugeneanisko833
@eugeneanisko833 11 дней назад
@5:59 ‘All gas, no brakes’, not ‘breaks’. Makes no sense.
@stopthecrazyguy9948
@stopthecrazyguy9948 11 дней назад
You think the guy's a mental giant?
@eugeneanisko833
@eugeneanisko833 11 дней назад
I expected the creators of the show be better than this or whoever was in charge of the captions. The tattoo was actually spelled right.
@mlbrooks4066
@mlbrooks4066 11 дней назад
Actually “breaks” would work too because it looks pretty much like in life, he didn’t get any
@cheska2024
@cheska2024 11 дней назад
This is a repeat, but I want to thank Jimmy again for having a show on Friday night. Makes the weekend easier. Only 2 nights without late-nights instead of 3. Nights. **** I meant my comment is a repeat of another comment I made. Sorry for the poor wording ****
@LaRomana59
@LaRomana59 11 дней назад
It's not a repeat.
@MaryBravado-wy8iq
@MaryBravado-wy8iq 11 дней назад
Actually The Tonight Show with Jimmy Falon is the only late night Show that is not a repeat on Friday Nights. All of the other late night shows are repeats on Fridays. VOTE BLUE 🎉
@russellmassey787
@russellmassey787 11 дней назад
I would love to hear more than the first 10 seconds of the "Thank You Notes" song.😁🤣
@focusedeye
@focusedeye 11 дней назад
Wow! Phonetics are hard?
@michaeleasterwood6558
@michaeleasterwood6558 11 дней назад
Wow, a late night host working on a Friday
@mlbrooks4066
@mlbrooks4066 11 дней назад
Remember when McD’s pitch was you could get a burger, fries and a drink for less than a dollar?
@xzcvdfxzc7256
@xzcvdfxzc7256 11 дней назад
What those kids at Thomas Jefferson University experienced is something that happens to people with non European based names every day of the week.
@lindaj5492
@lindaj5492 11 дней назад
A lot of those names were European based
@user-kx9hl6cb8p
@user-kx9hl6cb8p 11 дней назад
❤😂 What's sad 😢 is that's supposed to be higher education 😮
@Ryu_D
@Ryu_D 10 дней назад
"You pick the joke." And yet they always tell the one I don't pick.
@dewz440
@dewz440 11 дней назад
There was another power-hungry conservative in 1930-40's Germany who loved self-glorifying rallies, promised to make Germany great again, hated a free press, paid no taxes, hated Democracy, admired Dictators, trash talked his neighboring countries, fixated on younger women, claimed he was smarter than his generals, and had a right-wing cult following that believed he was "The Chosen One". Sound familiar? Remember how a leader spewing lies and divisiveness worked out for Germany?
@qzorn4440
@qzorn4440 11 дней назад
Stormy and Don's Juan gets him in court. 😎
@HopefulCanadian
@HopefulCanadian 11 дней назад
6:52 Happy Mothers Day to all the moms out there 🥰👌🏼
@brandonyoung-kemkes1128
@brandonyoung-kemkes1128 11 дней назад
We all know that Jimmy and Kevin riding on a roller coaster it’s just going to be Kevin screaming “oooooooooh, ahhhhhh, ha, ha, haaaaa.”
@robertgandler3177
@robertgandler3177 11 дней назад
Spot on honest and hysterical as always thanks!
@sandyarmstrong6511
@sandyarmstrong6511 10 дней назад
I feel blessed for Mother’s Day. Sending so much love out into the UNIVERSE AND HAVING IT BOOMERANG BACK LIKE ARMS OF A HUG!🤗 Sending hugs 🤗 ❤❤❤❤❤❤❤
@butchjohnson3953
@butchjohnson3953 10 дней назад
Numbskull University 😂😂
@andrewgrant6516
@andrewgrant6516 11 дней назад
If you're out in England, Mothering Sunday was two months ago! I'd throw your hat in first.
@Del-Lebo
@Del-Lebo 11 дней назад
Anyone who has NO idea what ambidextrous means...should not even be considered for a government position! ! 💙💪🌊💯
@4kassis
@4kassis 11 дней назад
That graduation name list was almost as good as the A Aron skit
@melky3011
@melky3011 11 дней назад
so many better choices than mcd. they could bring back cheap prices, but choose not to. typical greedy corps
@janestarr4403
@janestarr4403 11 дней назад
The guy with the neck tattoo, I think it would be wonderful if Jimmy would have suggested an, "I ♥️ Trump" on his chest.
@juliovides5265
@juliovides5265 11 дней назад
"billingual" i like men & women joke about trump was hilarious!!
@robertnapier624
@robertnapier624 11 дней назад
A billionaire begging other billionaires for money?
@Stacey-ul3oe
@Stacey-ul3oe 11 дней назад
😂😂😂 👏👏👏 Happy Friday❤ and Mother’s Day 🌹
@GoodTaste_32
@GoodTaste_32 11 дней назад
Two words: substitute teacher (K&P) 😂
@joilewis6691
@joilewis6691 11 дней назад
loved your Mother's Day Song
@katherinewelling6026
@katherinewelling6026 9 дней назад
Oh, those poor students. No…. 🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️
@marguskivilaan5369
@marguskivilaan5369 11 дней назад
Back then in TrumpTower suite: Stormy Daniels looking at D.T.' s lower body: "What is this?" D.T. responding: "It's a small world"
@archangelvvv
@archangelvvv 10 дней назад
How on earth would a Toddler know what "Ambidextrous" means??
@ianmatthewkline8279
@ianmatthewkline8279 9 дней назад
Truly impressive show, Jimmy. The only late show host i can watch for an entire episode and not laugh, once.
@clairen4584
@clairen4584 11 дней назад
Laughing sooo hard re 'phonetic' spelling of graduate names!! And, I think the person who typed those phonics must have been 'Spanish'? Bishop became 'beeship'!! 😂😁
@stephenmorales1096
@stephenmorales1096 11 дней назад
What the-?? Was the person announcing those names taught by Key & Peele’s “Substitute Teacher” Mr. Garvey? 😂
@swapshots4427
@swapshots4427 11 дней назад
Are you fukking kidding me!.? Stuck on phonics, NO.
@checkmate3361
@checkmate3361 11 дней назад
So Glad I’m Not The Only One That Has That Reaction To Naps.😵‍💫
@mk6022
@mk6022 11 дней назад
You got to have some really special cognitive circumstances to mispronounce the name Thomas Michael giving you work at a university bearing the name Thomas 😂
@LincolnDWard
@LincolnDWard 11 дней назад
For anyone wondering, the Spanish subtitles just skipped over the "ambidextrous" part and went straight to "I can do various things at once"
@michellegault4122
@michellegault4122 11 дней назад
The story about the cup of pee should been number one. (Get it? Number one…) lol
@kaynine87
@kaynine87 11 дней назад
Thomas...lol
@sandyarmstrong6511
@sandyarmstrong6511 10 дней назад
Jimmy Falen is a Wonderful Guy. 😂😂😂😂❤❤❤❤❤😊😊😊😊🎉🎉🎉
@gj8683
@gj8683 11 дней назад
Trump ambidextrous? Doubt it. Polyfelonious? No doubts at all.
@mercedesdrake9113
@mercedesdrake9113 11 дней назад
why would the names be written phonetically? they were simpe names.
@MC202zipper
@MC202zipper 10 дней назад
Duh! To be sure to properly pronounce them, of course! 🤣
@AffectionateWrench-hv8hg
@AffectionateWrench-hv8hg 10 дней назад
Wouldn't it be "ALL GAS AND NO BRAKES?
@ethor7676
@ethor7676 11 дней назад
Lmao a jobs report vs. Disney streaking?? Did they even have a joke WRITTEN for the first one? 😂 id love to see what happens if everyone picked the boring ones
@barbaramedlock4337
@barbaramedlock4337 9 дней назад
Love the song jimmy❤ thank you
@leilaniaileenlove
@leilaniaileenlove 11 дней назад
Not every host can just pick up a guitar and play and sing and dance like Fallon can ❤️ 10:03 i love James's eyebrow expression lol
@paules3437
@paules3437 11 дней назад
6:04 "All gas no BREAKS"?? Who's your editor?Or was that literally what the tattoo read?
@daviddupoise6443
@daviddupoise6443 11 дней назад
See if the overhead bin stowaway woman was chill. My first reaction to the flight crew would be , "Hang on! I want her to be my seat partner. Can we make that happen?"
@user-yy4jo9pk2b
@user-yy4jo9pk2b 11 дней назад
Thank you for the fun Mother’s Day song 🎶, Jimmy. 🥰From a mom/ Grammy 👵🏻👏
@thejediway
@thejediway 9 дней назад
No end to the evidence of Trump's stupidity and desperation.
@geofuego1
@geofuego1 11 дней назад
The story about mortgage rate going 7% is mind blowing and nobody wants to hear about that shit tha we should be talking about 😂
@williammiller9282
@williammiller9282 11 дней назад
He was actually playing the guitar. I'm kinda impressed
@ywoulduchoosetousethis
@ywoulduchoosetousethis 11 дней назад
That woman just messed up. New availability. Coach on planes. Bring a pillow
@parmelee23
@parmelee23 10 дней назад
There’s no way that graduation announcer doesn’t like key and peele
@feralaeroapparel
@feralaeroapparel 11 дней назад
8:10 I teared up a little for the song frfr 🥲 I wasn't ready 😂
@richardmullins2850
@richardmullins2850 11 дней назад
Oil Companies are not known to put all their eggs in one basket
@AI-Assist-2024
@AI-Assist-2024 11 дней назад
Tah-Mu-May … No … New York 😂
@bossmare1480
@bossmare1480 10 дней назад
I'm scared if thats a university prof trying to pronounce the names of grads from a "University". Not my school of choice for a higher education.😬 WTH 😳😳😳
@DredgenX
@DredgenX 11 дней назад
Mama say Mama Sah mama coosah! That's a Michael Jackson reference, Got to be Startin Somethin LOL!!
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