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@loveforeignaccents
@loveforeignaccents Год назад
Tariq nailing those recalls verbatim -- and even with the air quotes tonight -- is always a treat!
@jrbship
@jrbship Год назад
My favorite part of the recall bit is when Tariq imitates the news anchors, down to the mannerisms and mispronunciations
@flymikel9499
@flymikel9499 Год назад
So is that a threat to the current President that Secret Service should be interviewing for?
@M0odyBlue
@M0odyBlue Год назад
Should be if his goons take that as their mandate.
@davev9214
@davev9214 Год назад
I'd pay to see Trump take on gen Mark Milley. I have dreams of watching Milley rag doll Trump.
@velikovskysghost
@velikovskysghost Год назад
@davev9214 Milley would knock Trump out in the first three seconds, cold! Trump would his the canvas like a sack of hammers, which also describes how dumb Trump really is!
@annestorment60
@annestorment60 Год назад
Or do him like the Hulk did Loki!!!!!💪💪💪
@Barricade379
@Barricade379 Год назад
@@annestorment60 Puny orange
@koji8123
@koji8123 Год назад
Gen. Milley was Rangers, baby. He could break Bone Spurs like no one’s business.
@velikovskysghost
@velikovskysghost Год назад
@@koji8123 I'd pay to see that! Trump has never had his comeuppance and he's really due! All the people in New York he cheated over the years, all the people he cheated in the "Trump University" scandal, the money he stole from the Veterans charity he set up, and the money he stole from the disabled children's charity that he and his lace curtain of a family set up is coming back to haunt him! I'd say General Milley would knock Trump out in 2 or 3 seconds and Trump wouldn't be able to get his fat up off the canvas for a week! In fact we could just roll the orange faced braying jackass up in the canvas and ship it to one of Trump's boyfriends Gladysmeer Pootinm or Kim Jong Un, who wrote Trump such lovely letters, and our United States of America would be on its way to recovery.
@hannahromero2185
@hannahromero2185 Год назад
The recall bit started ridiculous and got so funny 🤣
@raymondjarvis765
@raymondjarvis765 Год назад
Let's make it interesting and put some money that old Biden can kick dumpsters ass...oh no I forgot...Trump has no money left...lmfao
@maolcogi
@maolcogi Год назад
I love how they even repeated the weird ways some of those reporters said the names of the products. xD
@NeverBeDaunted
@NeverBeDaunted Год назад
I fast forward the recall bit. Not my thing. If I want to hear fake outrage, I’ll turn on Fox News
@nicholasgarrick8855
@nicholasgarrick8855 Год назад
That recall bit was so ridiculous ,and funny it had laughing so hard like tariq🤣🤣.
@YouFightLikeACow
@YouFightLikeACow Год назад
The return of the recall segment! My favorite thing on all of late night
@GeorgeWashingtonLaserMusket
Dude can't even beat him in an election come on.
@LionelRonaldo7x
@LionelRonaldo7x Год назад
Are u a bot or a real human hes going to win 70%
@Iseerightthruyou
@Iseerightthruyou Год назад
​@@LionelRonaldo7xno troll, Trump has NO chance of winning in 2024. He lost the popular vote twice, lost the House and Senate, and is a twice impeached, 4 time indicted, judged sexual abusing, one term loser. Voters kicked him out of the White House and we damned sure aren't letting him back in. I promise you Trump is going to lose.
@sickandtiredofbeingsickand
@sickandtiredofbeingsickand Год назад
​@@LionelRonaldo7xYes Biden will win with that margin.
@Phil-tl8vp
@Phil-tl8vp Год назад
​@@LionelRonaldo7xhe lost the popular vote by over 7million votes and since he lost he has alienated far more of his prospective base than he had before. Regardless of whatever polls are out there ( red wave😂) it's obvious that he will not get even half of the votes he got before, even if he wasn't disqualified from running😂
@LionelRonaldo7x
@LionelRonaldo7x Год назад
@@Phil-tl8vp i dont know if u are stupid or delusional
@CJ-uo5cl
@CJ-uo5cl Год назад
Loved the hip replacement joke. How often can you make a "chicken with a hip replacement" joke?😎
@tylerhackner9731
@tylerhackner9731 Год назад
Trump couldn’t beat Biden in 2020 so what makes him think that lol
@silvamarkarian
@silvamarkarian Год назад
Well let's see, inflation, high gas, war in Ukraine, border crisis, biden has dementia, he keeps falling down...Trump is the winner, how dumb are you people??
@barbarastiffler8810
@barbarastiffler8810 Год назад
Looks like you're one of the 81 million people who voted for China Joe who puts you last now that's funny
@jesselara1441
@jesselara1441 Год назад
Trump should fight somebody his own size like Chris Christie.
@bartstarr972
@bartstarr972 Год назад
Hey Trump , everybody knows you can't fight if you have bone spurs.....remember Vietnam ?
@krisfinley6706
@krisfinley6706 Год назад
Love the recall skits with Tariq, I never get tired of them😁
@scottbutler5421
@scottbutler5421 Год назад
Every time they do the back and forth about the recall announcements it is so funny!
@CaptChrispy
@CaptChrispy Год назад
I love how I thought Tariq was screwing up the bit and then the anchor does the same mistake!
@nicholasgarrick8855
@nicholasgarrick8855 Год назад
So glad youre back jimmy! Cant get enough trumps joke they are hilarious i love it 🤣.
@MaryLopez-em3rc
@MaryLopez-em3rc Год назад
I’d love to see Biden v Trump in a mini senior Olympics competition, Trump couldn’t run, bike or swim and Joe does all of those regularly.
@Riclmnopp
@Riclmnopp Год назад
The only time Joe runs is when the media asks him questions and we’ve all seen his “skills” on a bike.
@lawrencedoliveiro9104
@lawrencedoliveiro9104 Год назад
He couldn’t beat JRB in an election, now he wants to resort to violence.
@MaryLopez-em3rc
@MaryLopez-em3rc Год назад
@@RiclmnoppI heard Trump say his body was better than Bidens. He’s a moron and obsessed with himself.
@MaryLopez-em3rc
@MaryLopez-em3rc Год назад
@@RiclmnoppI bet he can bike further now at his age than you can. Every biker has fallen at a stop.
@MaryLopez-em3rc
@MaryLopez-em3rc Год назад
@@RiclmnoppI would bet money Trump doesn’t even know how to ride a bike, could not run a block, and could not swim a lap.
@solarczyk49
@solarczyk49 Год назад
I like the show 👌 It provides laughter 😂 and also reflection. Thank you Jimmy.
@DreamWalker_420
@DreamWalker_420 Год назад
Trump thinks he can beat Biden in a fight when he can't even show up for a debate with his own Republican colleagues!!
@luistabares7830
@luistabares7830 Год назад
Are you stupid? What would that do for him? He’s leading the polls already by a really huge margin without debating. They need him more than he needs them. Jeez I’m scared for our country.
@silvamarkarian
@silvamarkarian Год назад
Because he's already winning the primary by 60 points you fool...
@jakegti3
@jakegti3 Год назад
The Democrats aren't even having debates because Joe is senile.
@susangutierrez-chadwick2220
@@silvamarkarian Still not a reason not to show, of course that would mean he has to read.........
@silvamarkarian
@silvamarkarian Год назад
@@susangutierrez-chadwick2220 lol...read what?? A teleprompter that biden can barely read...LOL...he's going to win...deal with it...
@stephanielight4161
@stephanielight4161 Год назад
I love it when Tariq includes the MISTAKES that the reporter makes when speaking of the recall 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@amberd.883
@amberd.883 Год назад
I love that Tarik broke this time. Makes it so much better
@melody-13
@melody-13 Год назад
Lol thank you Jimmy for letting me know that my car is being recalled 😬
@THINJIMI
@THINJIMI Год назад
If everyone would just report all these trolls for mis-information, harassment, or hate speech (which they are) …they would soon be gone…
@DestinysComputer
@DestinysComputer Год назад
There's nothing better than the recall bit.
@jbisciotti284
@jbisciotti284 9 месяцев назад
That was a great opening!!
@gamepapa1211
@gamepapa1211 Год назад
A fight? Trump can't even lift a glass of water to drink with one hand!
@lawrencedoliveiro9104
@lawrencedoliveiro9104 Год назад
He couldn’t beat JRB in an election, now he wants to resort to violence.
@silvamarkarian
@silvamarkarian Год назад
Joe biden has dementia, can't stop falling down, falls asleep mid sentance, shakes hands with the air but trump has a problem?? You must be like 15...
@vincentcastagliola1891
@vincentcastagliola1891 Год назад
Typical liberal comment 🥱
@marcomobson
@marcomobson Год назад
Not to forget that he even surrenders to an umbrella, toilet paper and the American language...! 🧐🙈🤣🤣
@MuhammadIrfan-iu2ty
@MuhammadIrfan-iu2ty Год назад
Trump can't win but he was right about isis that usa created isis
@Red-rl1xx
@Red-rl1xx Год назад
Like the "recall" bits with Tariq!😄
@marcellemars1744
@marcellemars1744 Год назад
Welcome back Jimmy.👏
@LawrenceAdams13
@LawrenceAdams13 Год назад
We just had a bunch of racalls at my job I was hoping it would be apart of it 😂
@CJ-uo5cl
@CJ-uo5cl Год назад
Which recalls? Spill the tea!
@LawrenceAdams13
@LawrenceAdams13 Год назад
@@CJ-uo5cl a bunch of over the counter medicine and toothpaste it was like over a 100 items I had to take off the shelf.
@steveb796
@steveb796 Год назад
Trump would have to do a weigh in at the fight😅
@oppositeofh8
@oppositeofh8 Год назад
loveLOVElove tariq's recall bit! 😻😻😻😻😻 5/5 lovin' it kitty-catties
@Opus313
@Opus313 Год назад
Donnie couldn't even beat Joe in Tiddlywinks...
@nugboy420
@nugboy420 Год назад
Idk. He could pull out his own and that’s easily a win… 🫡
@velikovskysghost
@velikovskysghost Год назад
@Opus313 President Biden, a real President, would knock that orange faced braying jackass in the first round! That is if he didn't fall down laughing at what Trump would look like in a pair of boxing trunks, kinda like a beach ball that was filled to capacity.
@jakegti3
@jakegti3 Год назад
I'll take that bet! Old sleepy Joe has lost a fight to a bicycle, stairs, a ramp, a stage. I could keep going but I feel bad picking on someone senile.
@Rolf-farmedfacts-supervisor
@@jakegti3 Donnie cant read, form coherent sentences or use normal toilets. Have you seen him walk/waddle? He walks like Steven Seagal ffs😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 Im from Norway,and therefore not biased. Lock up the Don and the diciples of his Swindler's List!
@susangutierrez-chadwick2220
@@jakegti3 Yes you could keep going, please don't we have all heard the exaggerations of the mentally challenged right. At least Joe can get up and ride a bike. tRump would just swallow the bike up his fat clown hole.
@BlakieTT
@BlakieTT Год назад
YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! Been waiting for MAH BOY TARIQ to come back with the jokes! 😁
@kengrimsley4172
@kengrimsley4172 Год назад
Love Tariq. "Precut butternut squaaash". Lol
@williamgiven7892
@williamgiven7892 Год назад
Sometimes the residents at Happy Trails Seniors Centre have wheel-chair races.
@darshanakaivalya8748
@darshanakaivalya8748 Год назад
HE CAN PROMISE ANYTHING. HE KNOWS HE WILL BE IN JAIL AND WON'T HAVE TO DELIVER.
@isabellejaubert-fried1622
@isabellejaubert-fried1622 Год назад
I’ll tell ya, group, southside, Chicago, and people to brag about fighting can’t fight. It’s the quiet ones that are dangerous.
@rogerbarnett2170
@rogerbarnett2170 Год назад
He’s too much of a coward to fight anyone
@Jen_Wick
@Jen_Wick Год назад
Tariq was too good!😂
@gchriskonrath09
@gchriskonrath09 Год назад
Remember, tonald drumps foot bone spur to avoid defending the USA 👍
@AbidingDude420
@AbidingDude420 Год назад
Lol, Trump is in terrible shape. Only person he's fighting is Ronald McDonald
@NYCrazyRob
@NYCrazyRob Год назад
The recall segment is always good. Education + funny. I have to check if my bike is part of that Shimano recall.
@NoisyMayhemInc
@NoisyMayhemInc Год назад
a glass of water filled to the brimming is his nemesis
@official_avp
@official_avp 11 месяцев назад
Biden can’t even fight to make it up a flight of stairs lol 😂😂😂😂
@ClemonsKunkel
@ClemonsKunkel Год назад
Lol trumpy bear 🐻🐨 could not get out of a toilet paper Bag that is wet. 😂😂🎉 Sad so sad love ❤❤
@jackhaus5238
@jackhaus5238 Год назад
How about going down a ramp contest
@annavizard970
@annavizard970 Год назад
Five time draft dodger, couldn't fight his way out of a wet paper bag.
@artel6225
@artel6225 Год назад
Tariq & his recalls returns😂😂😂more more😂😂😂
@Mydroid03
@Mydroid03 Год назад
Thank you for saying “everyone impacted” and not just “heart goes out to Israel”
@kirelraes7644
@kirelraes7644 Год назад
“Tonight Show Sponsors” was a very solid and funny bit. Good work 💪💪💪💪🔥🔥🔥🔥
@carlhall2563
@carlhall2563 Год назад
Treat your employees better.
@lennymccartney1
@lennymccartney1 Год назад
love the recalls! especially the mistakes...
@billy4227
@billy4227 Год назад
Bike shops still don't have the forms necessary to inspect and document Shimano cranksets.
@FranklinWilson-ev9dq
@FranklinWilson-ev9dq Год назад
I SERIOUSLY, DOUBT THAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
@chendrik
@chendrik 11 месяцев назад
We need a "Product Recalls" compilation
@leannevandekew1996
@leannevandekew1996 Год назад
Comedy and food safety.
@157-40_T
@157-40_T Год назад
I am 70 but will be happy to stand in for Biden and meet Trump in a Cage of his choice.
@toejahmsammich
@toejahmsammich Год назад
Since you know Joe can't walk and needs your old shriveled ass, I step my old ass in there for Trump. Sounds stupid doesn't it. You would be better served keeping your geriatric old ass home and drink your coco.
@iscovidoveryet7828
@iscovidoveryet7828 Год назад
Only after he has you beat your way past his army MAGAt nutcase Cultists, and even then, I have no doubt you'd have enough juice you in you left to beat his lame ass too.
@thomasbayles8203
@thomasbayles8203 Год назад
Biden can hold his own. Trump already got his ass kicked by Biden at the polls. Now, he's asking for Biden to kick his ass in an actual fight.
@mjp8494
@mjp8494 Год назад
Look at the differences in Trump's and Biden's faces. Biden looks way younger and healthier.
@jbisciotti284
@jbisciotti284 9 месяцев назад
Biden’s had cosmetic surgery
@jamesjackovich5886
@jamesjackovich5886 Год назад
If they were fighting over McDonald's
@marcomobson
@marcomobson Год назад
That would be funny when President Biden watches Donnie Boy "winning" and choking on a french frie! 🤣 Sadly President Biden is such a decent person that he would probably do a Heimlich maneuver on him... 🙈
@jamesjackovich5886
@jamesjackovich5886 Год назад
@@marcomobson you think anyone can reach around him with their arms? Besides the only thing he's good at is eating
@marcomobson
@marcomobson Год назад
@@jamesjackovich5886 Sorry, no, my bad! 🙈 So we could be lucky, unkess you're right that he's such strong at eating that he would never choke on anything... 🤔 I would have bet on his greed and manic desire to beat President Biden in anything so that he becomes incautious and don't forget: a french frie is smarter than him! 😁
@MrGeekFreek
@MrGeekFreek Год назад
Trump vs Biden. This Sunday in Hell in the Cell.
@leannevandekew1996
@leannevandekew1996 Год назад
I've met Trump many times. I worked at the McDonalds on East 47th in Manhattan. He would very slowly and ponderously order: 2 Big Macs, 2 Quarter Pounders, fries, shake and 2 Filet-O-Fish, regularly. I thought he was an i/dd adult. I would ask him if it was all for him. He replied: " You bet, Honey. You're too pretty to work here. How old are you, Honey?" Trump is an idiot savant.
@lawrencedoliveiro9104
@lawrencedoliveiro9104 Год назад
Barbie says, Take quaaludes in gin and go to a disco right away! But Ken says, WOO-WOO!! No credit at "Mr. Liquor"!!
@Red-rl1xx
@Red-rl1xx Год назад
I just read this same comment on Stephen Colbert's video a few minutes ago.
@leannevandekew1996
@leannevandekew1996 Год назад
@@Red-rl1xx Good for you. We are so proud of you . Are you in your first or second childhood?
@leannevandekew1996
@leannevandekew1996 Год назад
@@Red-rl1xx Good for you. We are so proud of you
@leannevandekew1996
@leannevandekew1996 Год назад
@@Red-rl1xx Are you in your first or second childhood?
@PearlOfTheQuarter23
@PearlOfTheQuarter23 Год назад
Driving a Kia since 2010
@dwaynegarfield1551
@dwaynegarfield1551 Год назад
Absolutely Brilliant!💕🙏👊🤜🤛
@Viajealduende
@Viajealduende Год назад
I hope Biden doesn’t take the bait on baby Trump’s stupid comments. Just shake your head Joe and get back to talking about solving problems,very serious problems.
@fransuke12
@fransuke12 Год назад
The return of the "Recall Skit"
@smaugwarriors5543
@smaugwarriors5543 Год назад
Not just a chicken with a hip replacement. What about a robot chicken?
@twincast2005
@twincast2005 Год назад
3:15 So, Kia and Hyundai not only lack hotwiring protective measures standard on others' cars nowadays, but also randomly catch fire? 😮😂
@GTARC-2023
@GTARC-2023 Год назад
I'm an independent and free thinker..now where's my notes?
@steveolsted6378
@steveolsted6378 Год назад
Looks like trump is going down the same path as Andy Kaufman. $1,000 prize to any presidential candidate who could pin him. My money is on Chris Christie.
@carlosclara4759
@carlosclara4759 Год назад
In a boxing match Biden will " Float like a butterfly and sting like a bee." " The hands can't hit what the eyes can see." The greatest Cassius Clay "😅
@marcomobson
@marcomobson Год назад
Defendant tRump would have to much to do to clutch his diapers anyway...
@ErikDJ123
@ErikDJ123 Год назад
Yeah, his excessive fat and flab will absorb all the blows.
@caseyjl949
@caseyjl949 Год назад
Yay Recall segment!😄😄😄😄
@marcomobson
@marcomobson Год назад
I guess President Biden would just elegantly dodge when defendant tRump tries to hit him with his dirty diapers...! 🤣
@alysoncorrao977
@alysoncorrao977 Год назад
Senior on senior violence
@juliethompson8685
@juliethompson8685 Год назад
Trump is beyond simple. Just stop giving him air.
@nugboy420
@nugboy420 Год назад
1:32 “The Fight of the Century’s”
@ericaneilsen2817
@ericaneilsen2817 Год назад
Just so you know, as someone who was at the Iowa State game on Saturday, those were throwback uniforms honoring the 100 year anniversary of Jack Trice's death. He was ISU's first black player who died from injuries while playing Minnesota 100 years ago.
@gabrielsanchez4128
@gabrielsanchez4128 Год назад
Yes interesting who would Las Vegas have favorite?
@BobTheBlue
@BobTheBlue Год назад
On the car recall, the simple answer is to buy British! 🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧
@WilmerRodriguez-er4dt
@WilmerRodriguez-er4dt Год назад
he got his slogan from Designated Survivor
@whiteserpent6753
@whiteserpent6753 Год назад
Figures about Alexa. I told the Echo Show to never show me Fox News again, and it said, “Playing Fox News.” Argh.
@timothyscott1951
@timothyscott1951 Год назад
that fight wouldnt go well for anyone but the audience , and then only comedy 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@your_being_led_by_your_nose
Absolutely perfect for his constituents!!!
@RichardBrady-yc7he
@RichardBrady-yc7he Год назад
Ol’ Lard Bottom couldn’t beat Biden in his dreams.
@VooV830
@VooV830 Год назад
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 GOOD ONE.
@angieditton7068
@angieditton7068 Год назад
IT'S SO AWKWARD WHEN HE CONTINUOSLY READS FROM THE PROMPTER! UGH!!!
@M0odyBlue
@M0odyBlue Год назад
Sure. Now we’re going to solve political differences by fist fighting, or calling in his January 6th goons to beat him, more likely. This is what American politics has sunk to. School yard bullies picking fights. Mr Trump. Please leave the room until you can behave in a civilized, respectful, and mature manner. Please don’t come back until you can. Then you must apologize to all the people you’ve wronged, including the people of the U.S. This is how we deal with schoolyard bullies.
@nigelfaulkner5449
@nigelfaulkner5449 Год назад
tRump couldn't beat an egg.
@LusciousLenny
@LusciousLenny Год назад
True. Trump could flab him to death. "Release the Blubber!"
@kbradford2270
@kbradford2270 Год назад
I don't think joe biden wants to get crap on his hands
@dharaneeswarareddy4844
@dharaneeswarareddy4844 Год назад
Oh, this is ig GOOD
@tomholroyd7519
@tomholroyd7519 Год назад
Don't worry, your Kia will be stolen before it catches fire. Mine was.
@MRnoSEEme23
@MRnoSEEme23 Год назад
#BringBackComedy #WhatIsThis
@ihcterra4625
@ihcterra4625 Год назад
Not if Biden is standing on a gentle incline. Trump would be done.
@jakegti3
@jakegti3 Год назад
Joe Biden couldn't climb the stairs to get in the ring
@ihcterra4625
@ihcterra4625 Год назад
@@jakegti3 and Trump can’t walk down a gentle incline or drink water with one hand.
@jimbo_1312
@jimbo_1312 Год назад
They're both fucking useless and this whole argument is preposterous.
@jakegti3
@jakegti3 Год назад
@@ihcterra4625 he has a hell of a drive though You should watch him play golf before you talk!
@ihcterra4625
@ihcterra4625 Год назад
@jakegti3 I watched him walk down a gentle incline like an 80 year old woman with osteoporosis. He rides around in a cart. He should have a great driver. He has a lot of ass to put into his swing. I mean a LOT of ass. He also cheats.
@lawrencedoliveiro9104
@lawrencedoliveiro9104 Год назад
I see Jimmy’s getting into the copy-the-flub act as well. This is turning into serious performance art ...
@lutherbrenek2888
@lutherbrenek2888 Год назад
Trumps sounds more like Russell Crowe.
@garybrown2092
@garybrown2092 Год назад
Biden vs. Trump, the WWE needs to book this. Maybe at WrestleMania.
@misslanapaulford
@misslanapaulford Год назад
HEY JIMMY FALLON Why can't I find STRIKE FORCE FIVE PODCAST anywhere on RU-vid... Can you please put it back on... DID YOU AND THE GUYS DO IT, DID RU-vid DO IT. Jimmy we need a update and explanation. The podcast was growing and everyone was loving it... Please let us know.
@Rolf-farmedfacts-supervisor
Norway here, you sure have galaxies of various snacks over there, Im almost abit annoyed that we dont import some of your colorful toxins as research chemicals so we can have a TASTE!!
@Daniel_Trueblood
@Daniel_Trueblood Год назад
You're killing me with all this Taylor Swift crap
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