Trump Campaign Gives Up on New Hampshire and Minnesota as Trump Hides on Fox News: A Closer Look 

Yes

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Right there with you.

Cannot wait to see who SNL gets to play Vance this fall.

Plus Squee (or however it’s spelled).

Right. He is not religious, does not attend a church regularly, does not believe in G0d, and he's on the record as denigrating evangelical Christians as stupid for believing what they do.

Yep, was picturing him saying wedding vows in church in front of God, making promises to his wife et al - and breaking those vows with whores - such a Christian - and I just can't see how people can still respect this moron and want him to represent their country - how embarrassing

Same here. lol

Religion and grifting are made for each other.

Levin used to be a conservative. Now he is just another sycophant.

Ooop!

Ouch

Get 'em

According to international law.. Most US presidents are war criminals

Good one.

You should expand your sources my guy

A Closer Look definitely makes things more bearable.

​@@Hawk7886ummm no, he's just fine so lighten up my ignorant dude 😂

It's more like infotainment. THe only way I can keep from losing my sanity is to absorb this stuff with a big fat plate of comedy.

@@J.M.-nb4gw wut

Because there are Trump lovers… “Love is blind and madness always follows her!” Objavljeno 21 avgusta, 2011 autor: Milica Denic

They're neck and neck in the polls. As has oft been said, polls are not votes, especially when the polls are being administered and commented on by a conservative-leaning media that loves a horse race.

Some may still have a problem voting for a woman

Well first time voters aren’t being reflected in these polls and they’re likely to vote democrat. Trumps only shot of winning is cheating again and he knows it but please vote volunteer and make sure your fiends and family are registered and dems will win!

Some people WANT a tyrant, even though they live in a democracy.

So funny!!😆

Same😂😂😂😂

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And he didn’t have a fly land on his head to accomplish that goal!

😂😂😂

Most of us since childhood, except for recent advocates for Trump.

@@mr.z541 We smart sane ones not Trump's,cult

Yes, imagine that.

I know, right? Wtf!

@@philipb2134I don’t know why I gave you a 👍 but you brought back the Beatles for a moment of nostalgia ~

I'm thinking I need to invest in the help I've fallen and can't get up button for this very reason. I'm nearly 66 myself.

I busted a gut laughing! Seth is always so fine-tuned in his delivery anyway, and the material was all just so funny tonight! I'm 60, btw, so I'm not far behind you guys. Dying laughing isn't the worst way to go. lol

It is longer, when you watch the show!

And they are not even jokes! He’s just pointing out the obvious!

The Actual show is longer. These are just clips from his show.

From Albert Lee up to the Arrowhead, not even a sliver of a chance.

Don't get complacent vote

Texas and Florida on the Verge turning blue ted cuz almost losing his race

@@omega4647 i hope to see him voted out.

He very much did though until Biden dropped out.

And I’m still amazed that he wears more eyeliner than Liza Minnelli…

@@Monika-mh2je 🎶 Psycho killer, que-est que c'est? It's JD Vance, run run run away.🎶 --Talking Heads

yesssss!! whenever I see or hear his voice my skin crawls, and what immediately comes to mind is Huey Lewis's Hip to Be Square and "Patrick Bateman" (Christian Bale)morphs into Vance who's swinging that axe, hacking up "Paul Allen"(Jared Leto) in American Psycho! 😂

​@@user-yo3vt7ft1p😂😂 I'm waiting for him to crack and whip out that blonde wig and leather skirt lol

@sherinameless1618 I love that song, so I refuse to connect to Vance. 😀 Please forgive me. 😉

My vote will just be a footnote in history. Another election with millions more popular votes for the democratic nominee. That’s not helpful.

​@@mollydttBut it's not about you Molly. It's what you, as part of a vast community of like-minded people can achieve. Everyone can, and must if freedom is to be secured, play their part. More strength to your arm.😊

The whole country is intent on breaking. Who looks at the massive weirdo Vance and says, "yeah that's what I want"? Only corrupt and creepy MFs.

Or braking, to keep your analogy going ~

@@The123fionaunfortunately, I live in Texas where votes are already expected be challenged. Registering to vote isn’t as easy as it can be in other states, and then voting can be a challenge. Back in 2020, a million dollar fund was created to reward people that brought suspected fraudulent voting to the attention of A G’s office. No money was ever awarded.

It's mind dumbing for Americans. Why, a convicted felon who incited an insurrection is allowed to run for the highest office in the Nation, or for a dog catcher, is beyond belief. Please, pray for the soul of our Nation. We cannot afford to let this criminal destroy our country.

Americans really don’t pat attention. If campaigns were only two weeks here no one would know who’s running.

Yeah but at least its enough to make stupid choices like brexit😂

Hey. That wasn’t us. That was the dumb half.

​@dongo3258 Technically that was a non-fcking-legally binding referendum that idiot Cameron did NOT have to sign into law. It had different rules & a lot of people didn't vote, because it was a NON-LEGALLY BINDING REFERENDUM. Bloody idiots who did vote were taken in by Farage's lies - which he was later fined for (campaigning on false statements). And we're still stuck with bloody Brexit. For the record, I did vote. Against it. Scotland voted against it. 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿✌🏼 Umm, my point was different rules than a general election. Both have still produced dumb results at times.

Everything about them is!! All they have is attacks, insults and whining!!🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️

You expected different, really 😮

And by the left. He makes one bad move and they're after him no end. Dump does something dumb and/or dangerous and they ignore it.

In another comment section I read a few weeks ago, a MAGA supporter said that MAGA never mocked Biden's age, only his declining cognitive abilities. Sorry MAGAts but I call BS on that claim.

So many people have been cruel about President Biden's performance in the debate. As soon as he recovered from Covid, his was back in top notch form. His speech at the DNC was great! 💙💙

Yes me too 😂

😂😂

Why, because he is gay?

Great delivery!

I think he wears more eyeliner than Liza Minnelli!

Sorry to break it to your dad, but WW11 isn't coming out for a couple centuries. Tell him that it's okay, and that he's fine.

If the left ran on this they'd win, no question.

Boy do we!!!!

Too bad it's in the Constitution. #NationalPopularVoteInterstateCompact

​@@susanw2869amendments happen

@@susanw2869Which can be changed once we have a super majority and get rid of the shady factions of SCOTUS.

Hot dog sandwich is pretty good too!!😂😂

@@sircliffordmalcolmjac5870 - Agreed.

You may want to spell it right then. Unless you’re trying to be punk rock, which I respect.

@@notsure1969 you mean Sauce. Not Sause (never seen it spelled that way but I’m not punk) 😂 Either way I ain’t drinking a beer with Shady Vance 🎉

"Squeeze Sauce on the Couch"

Agree he is the cause of this gigantic nightmare we are in now vote 💙

The Republican party needs to ditch this guy before they wind up in the electoral ditch for a long, long time.

@@maggieliz1059 We really need to ditch the electoral college. Absolutely no reason for it to exist any longer.

@@dozzer009 You don't get to change the rules just because they don't benefit you. That's the reasoning of a child.

Canada 🇨🇦 is with you. Vote Blue. We're sick of him too.

Trump for prison 2024!!!

We’ll be dealing with this until we’re on our deathbeds and gen z and gen alphas kids are on their deathbeds. The evil and rot has been sown by Trump and the MAGAts. He has too many kids we have to worry about tying to install themselves as the dictator their dad failed at being in the future. We are in very big trouble and I’m very scared for our futures even when he loses.

I want to know when his bail will be revoked for breaking the law at Arlington. His conditions for release were _quite_ specific.

It goes on to Bonfire Night on the 5th of November and many days afterwards I guess.

Two weeks? What the hell are you talking about?

Trump is confessing all the time. He just doesn't get into trouble for it.

Will the courts use it?

@ronicasmith3956 Yes. A lawyer on TV said Break . We MUST KEEP Democrats in MAJORITY power in the House and Senate for Trump to be held accountable

Whoever thought genocide was wrong? FREE PALESTINE

Jack's got that confession cued up, along with the one that he lost the election by a "whisker". Though it really was a landslide he lost by.

So we have your vote for democrats until and unless they completely change their usual platform right?

Are you moving to Norway, Finland or Denmark?

Uuuuhhhh I'm liberal and all, but don't hold your breayh. Vote blue

@@no1no1655 Vote Blue, than a nice apt will be 3,000 a month and an illegal immigrant will be in the apt next to you paying $60 a month and the government ( oh sorry the tax payer ) will pay $2,940 as they sit on the sofa waiting for their access card and a vet has a blue tent outside the apt building.

@@no1no1655 voting blue got us in this mess. Vote Red so I can breath again

Where is that? I missed it.

Reminded me of when Daphne was a pool shark in a bar

Exactly! Which is rarely ever mentioned by the mainstream media .

@@NewMessage Very fine people

Was that before he was saved? That bible sure was powerful.

His brain has been in the basement for 8 years

Did he call "bone spur!" just curious. Seems to call something whenever he's asked to actually stand for something.

Niles was definitely the best Crane and not only because he got the feisty british woman

​@@chrisarcher1146And he was not played by Trump-supporting wingnut Kelsey Grammer.

on one of the suprise inspections there was a frasier joke, glad they actually went through with it this time

@@chrisarcher1146I would have thought Eddie or maybe Martin?

@@SugarandSarcasm Though Eddie and Martin were both also funnier/more compelling than Frasier, I still like Niles the best.

Yep, I bring up those facts many times! Blue for the last 50 years. Even in ‘84.

That's why we have such a great state. Look how Scott Walker drove Wisconsin into the ground. The people should of been ashamed of themselves for putting that mfer in as governor. Walker was nasty. 🤮

Even for early surprise blizzards?

Unfortunately, putting chains on your tires is illegal in Minnesota.

@@vanessazorro6297 huh. How about that. Very surprised to hear.

excellent point.

Honestly, I wish that either polls would not be taken or that the results would not be announced.

Agree vote 💙

Because Trump is planning something to cheat.

Well, the polls can be fickle, but he's leading the internet.

He actually continued his answer with "I like it a lot. Perhaps too much." And then he laughed that creepy laugh. I think the reporter who asked him why people would want to have a beer with him needed therapy later.

Because maybe JD is paying for it? Free beer!!!

@@sherinameless1618 internally he's like "I DON'T UNDERSTAND, IT WORKED FOR KAVANAUGH!!" honestly, i DON'T like beer and i can still give you 5 reason you'd want to have a beer with me. one, i'll be your designated driver so you can get plastered. two, i'll buy you a bunch of rounds of microbrews in fun flavors so you can tell me how they taste. three, i will listen with absolutely no judgment to all your rambling incoherent drunk stories. four, i will stop you from drunk-texting your ex. five, i will happily participate in you roasting me for drinking a cherry coke through a straw.

I’ll let JD buy me a beer. Maybe a few. I’ll even get the expensive ones. Still won’t vote for him but he can pay my tab.

Sounds like a "justice" Kavannaugh response.

What's the time stamp?

My dad has two pinball machines

1:14

​@@auberthere3737 I'm 72 years old that brings back memories

seriously the only thing good about teh Drumpf years has been Seth Myers. He is the absolute best at roasting all the stupidity.

[Inserts fake vance laugh 💩]

"And would you like an alcoholic beverage with it? Perhaps a beer drink? I like beer. Please indulge in one with me."

@@CyberBeep_kenshi Exactly. I haven't heard such a phony laugh in a while.

​@@OriginalCaliKittyDon't forget MTG's phantom laughs

With red or yellow sauce 😂

And Mother allowed him to have them. 🥛🥛

😂😂😂

We all know Mike Pence watches Seth religiously and laughs his arse off just like us!!!👍

Ya know what? Good for him. May as well live dangerously.

You haven't seen it? It's the best! 😜

@@felicialightfoot2380 I ran it through chat GPT to write a few scenes. Not the same but a little imagination helps.

By lying, stealing, cheating, threatening, and villifying, as always.

Fuhgeddaboudit!

Racists love him, come on

TFG? The Former Guy? Or.... This Fuckin' Goon?

@@detroitdiezel7856 Yes, those, and That F'In Guy. 😆

This is the best insult and I'm giggling.

That's the classiest slap in the face I've ever read.

Backless centaur is fckng fantastic!😂☠️

Wouldn’t frontless centaur be better, because then he’d just be a horse’s ass?

OMG.

😂

JD Vance strikes me as the kind of guy who repeatedly falls for those viral shitposts that are just a pic of a random woman with the Caption “This Suzy. She overdosed after injecting one Marijuana” despite the fact that it’s clearly a joke and even someone with absolutely zero experience with pot should be able to immediately figure out that it’s not real.

It felt more like the bounty hunters walking into th bar in Brother from Another Planet asking for "Beers...two...on the rocks"😂🎉❤

@@Sincebrassnorstone Card Trickster: "I have another magic trick for you. Wanna see me make all the white people disappear?" Subway Public Address system: "Uptown A, next." Also: "White folks get stranger all the time." 😂 👍🏻👍🏾 🤎 One of the greatest films of the 20th century! And surprisingly quotable, considering that The Brother never speaks a line.

It’s Twin Peaks all over again ~

And it's not fun. Like that time I went to see a vampire movie and only found out it was a David Lynch after it started, and it was weird, but I watched it anyway, and now I'm not sure I trust anything.

That's probably the most accurate description for how this whole time has been feeling to everyone. Twilight Zone also works.

I have a smarta S S brother, but he's not cool like Seth

Oh so true! (From NH)

I can confirm that from Massachusetts.

Ahyup- from Maine

CT doesn't want'm either.

​@billsargent3407 me too buddy!!😁😁💪💪

Praying that Trump will go away!

Weirdo Benedict Donald Duck 😮

​@@PatsySelf-mg9nn Sorry to break it to ya buddy, but I don't think that's God's plan. Either way, who are you even praying to??

I wouldn't be shocked if it came out that he's killed a person. Or an animal. Something. Dude looks so scary

Except no one wants him.

Are we sure he wasn't? I think that's how Trump heard about him, as he was watching to see if his own crimes had made the top ten list.

I think he wears more eyeliner than Liza Minnelli!

More like America's Least Wanted.

Which is -making people homeless, help more people cross the borders illegally and cause havoc. But ok

@@brian1776 Nah, Trump did that.

@@VinceValentine impossible Trump hasn’t been in office in the last 4 years. Try again

@@brian1776 guess you forgot that trump blocked the bipartisan act to stem immigration? or that unemployment hit 14.9% in his era? (~4.3% now ofc) that def left people homeless. pr that his mishandling of covid killed *hundreds of thousands* bc he couldn't be bothered to listen to his advisors? (www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC9115435/) nb that upto 210000 deaths could've been avoided if he had taken it seriously. but no. he went & played golf, then ordered another dozen burgers. you don't call that havok? ok, fine, i guess that's too light a word. would you label it hideous? unpardonable? *criminal* - perhaps?

@@brian1776 Haha, nope. Homelessness was higher under Trump. Your lies don't come true just because you believe in them.

Tire chains are used everywhere there is snow, you don't drive down the highway with them, just use them to get out of iced in spots and off road.

In some places they are used on highways, but not in MN.

Chains are illegal in Minnesota.

He replaced her with Habba dabba.

Walz's family is for Trump. 😂

@@scottk.3636Keep saying that and eventually you’ll believe it. But no one else will. 😂

Do you think boys need tampons?

Do u think that Minnesota Gov. Jesse Ventura would have made a good pic for VP? …..a friendly thought from the democratic stronghold in Northeast Ohio.

Vance probably drinks his beer in a stemmed with me glass.

​@@melt4769Vance only drinks Odouls

@@Hawk7886probably, he’s so freakin’ lame.

Correction: Jackal :)

⁠@@alleeum😂😂😂 correcting the “correction jam” person. you win 🏆

​@jeanneganrude8549 well, then I should have 10 of those awards 😅

I was looking for this comment!!

Loved it! 🥰🐾🐾

The audience is never as excited as they should be. Are there really so few jackals??

Jackals in the live studio audience are not as prevalent as those in bed, waiting for the sleep gummy to kick in. Or, the other half watching while drinking their morning brews. We are many! And love a good call out!

@@starksandrecreation I think half of them are international so hard to be in studio.

Right there with you!

I agree with you.💙💙💙

I long for Silence of the Trumps.

@@karmaalstad5588I have a nice Chianti put aside just for that occasion.

One day, like a miracle, he will be gone.

Historically, Democrats vote absentee more than Republicans. So around March 2020, Trump began telling his followers the election would be rigged through the use of mail ballots. He stressed to them they needed to vote in person. At the same time, he mismanaged the pandemic to lead greater numbers of democrats to vote by mail. Election night, Trump falsely declared he won and his victory stolen. In the next breath, Trump demanded they stop counting millions of ballots because they were going to the Supreme Court (to have them thrown out). Bannon was recorded in private BEFORE the election saying Democrats traditionally vote more by mail and this put them "at a natural disadvantage." That's only true if you move to toss those votes out. Bannon also said in the recording that Trump would falsely declare victory. AXIOS also reported this BEFORE the election saying the plan was to point to changing vote tallies* as mail ballots were counted as evidence of fraud. *33 states don't count absentee ballots until election day, 17 of those after polls close

More like eighteen !

Pack up every document he could get his hands on

He grabbed a lot of documents and committed a lot of crimes trying to stay in office. When he lost went on an execution spree and made his one-sided deal with the Taliban to set up the extremely difficult final withdrawal from Afghanistan as a lovely gift for Biden.

It would have been so much better if he did no nothing those last six months. What he did was kneecap the post office at the worst possible time, create super spreader events nationwide, and was so busy conspiring to overthrow the government, he caused the initial COVID-19 vaccine roll out to be a clusterfuck. We'd have been better off with a potted plant in the Oval Office those last six months.

But I hope that Seth doesn't think that just saying "Back off, Jackals!" means that we won't pick apart his "Fargo" reference.

@@sherinameless1618lol!

Woohoo!

But he was only hiding because he was scared of black people.

@@sherinameless1618 hahahahahah

Well since he doesn't own a house having a finished basement isn't too likely...

@@sallysmithson9713He sold his house because he’s in the governor’s mansion and why keep an empty house for who knows how many years? He’s wise, not homeless.

In the Governor’s mansion. 😊

He must.😊

I bet he has a bumper pool table 😊

His diapers 🤢😀

Both

recently they refer to him as "Diaper Butt"

Diaper.

Best on TV - I look forward to it every night!!! Thank you Seth!!! 🫶

Seth McFarland is funnier, and that's saying something.

Yep, he's really been working on that in Impression Camp! The best he's done so far. Makes you think though …

​@@maxmonster1432 he's been to Impressions Camp again, like the old Lockdown days

And his cultists don't think that sounds crazy at all! They're so incredibly STUPID!!!

He's a car druid now?

😂😂😂 yep that was funny

Trump needs wipers on the INSIDE of the windshield because he's always going BBBLLLBBBLLLTTTHHRMMMBBBTHTHTHTHTHTOM!

After a 1/2 hour question/answer session regarding how the whole 'lot lizard' transaction works, including prices.And truck stop shower/toilet pressure.

on the couch with special squeeeeeeeeze sauce! LOL

Just after applying more eyeliner than Liza Minnelli…

Looks like criminal

My biggest dream on election night is a supposed red state being called for Harris, which would be a sign Trump is f'd.

Let’s vote blue and make orange the new fired!

Democrats do the same

Loved that film. Still do because I grew up on the Wisco border of Minnesota and have heard that accent my entire life.

Voting blue 💙?

@@user-ve7ni2by7p I'm voting red. The color of the blood of the troops that died for this nation. The color of the 13 soldiers killed in Afghanistan while Joe was sleeping on the beach. The color of the stripes on this beautiful flag.

Hey gang, can we please keep your bullshit out of my jackal comment? Plenty of other places for it 🥰

@@adrianmyles4844 Alright, but do you still support those troops that died? That's the main question I have.

I like to think it also has air hockey.

Walz has a car with an 8-track, I couldn't believe those still existed! 😄

Probably the best "Man Cave" EVER!!!

Maybe a reel to reel projector for viewing old home videos as well. And a framed pic of those dogs playing poker.

​@Juana__b for the grandkids...I don't think his reflexes are up to it at this point😢

The church can bite it

I think in he’s never been in any church 😂😂😂

Remember that clip of him in church at Christmas? He awkwardly pulls out a crumpled semi-wad of bills, obviously (and ironically) not familiar with actually handling money, because he just signs for everything, if that even. Then, in a quandary over how much to chip in, he fumbles around with it some more before putting in about half what he had, lol. Yeah, that's a devout, pious man who's right at home on a comfy pew. ☣

I think this will be a SNL skit where God comes down!

@@mariarobles6805 he was when he got married making promises to God and his wives not to cheat with prostitutes.

Sure, what we have with Seth is love.. or something

LOL, hoping Trump will acknowledge

Too dangerous, what with the risk of spontaneous combustion 😈

Surely Levin meant "going to church for a photo-op with an upside-down Bible after driving away peaceful protesters."

meanwhile trump literally a month ago: "i'm not christian"

Mark must be confusing Mar-A-Largo with church.

Philadelphia here, I disagree. In all reality, both of them are awful. One of them is a felon that is getting just as old as the man he spoke against, and the other is a woman who allows people to commit felon after felon that came in from other countries, and does nothing about it. I hate both. They're both ruining our country.

I know, but what about Pennsyltucky

​@@aid3ntheplayer166Philadelphian here. WE DON'T WANT TRUMP

@@aid3ntheplayer166 "commit felon after felon"

Thank goodness Frogneck!

Get on with your bad self, we got corrections to look forward to! 🎉😂💙

Lol

"Fifteen, if I skip the optional paper work"

Big shifter? Good lord, that’s a new one. Thanks for the laugh!

As well they should. Not that it should matter, but does Vance wear more eyeliner than Liza Minnelli?!

Yeah, I thought the same thing. But Vance didn't cry about it.

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Agree they can be beer buddies 🍺🍺😀