Trump Claims Mysterious Document Will Clear His Name 

It was just a picture of a butt.

Given how Trump is an utter failure at submitting evidence for _anything_ he claims, this is par for the course.

Because it's just going to be the section of the contract with his accountants showing the "disclaimer" he keeps saying is going to exonerate him. Even though the judge has said multiple times now that isn't valid.

Just a propaganda. Clip for Faux rag mag. He is full of 💩

He really expects us to believe it's real and not a blank piece of paper. His supporters of course do believe it.

Nice.

And it isn't Kool Aid...it is just colored piss and when you complain that you didn't die he tells you that its because the angels are all against him/you.

Laughed so hard I snorted and startled the dog! 😂

eew, sick

And somehow, he never delivers it... but it's the best, trust him...

🤣🤣🤣🤣👏👏👏

James Madison works in mysterious ways 🤣

Sounds like the sort of stunt Peter Griffin would pull on “Family Guy.”

He probably misheard the Declaration of Independence as the Declaration of Dumb Defendants.

biden cant see, think or hardly breathe and yet is sill the leader of the most corrupt family

Joe McCarthy used to do that too.

I remember that 😂 what a loser

@@ayungclas Lyndon Johnson was quite fond of pulling something out of his pocket as well.

@@danielgehring7437 LOL!

his "pocket" was not what he pulled it out of....

It just says "Marshall Law"

Monopoly’s ’Get Out Of Jail ‘ card isn’t real, somebody should tell him….or, maybe not.

Yes: He's pulled papers out before, hasn't he. They turned out to be a Denny's menu or Ivanka's size chart or something.

It was a Harry Potter spell: believemeahhmousse et dismissicus caseicus et doyou validateus parkingeth

A note from his momma why he didn't do his homework 50 years ago.

Dude the domestic terrorist Ashli Babbitt thought he was worth _dying_ for.

Dude he’s going to get elected if he isn’t removed from the running

​@Hawk7886 yes, we remember. Very sad. Her father said he didn't know why she liked him so much. She had emotional problems. I don't understand why you brought that up.

Pfft, they don't have the balls. They think the second amendment only applies to them. They don't seem to understand that people who enjoy their freedoms would rather die than have them taken away at gunpoint by fascists. As soon as they see liberals choosing to also exercise their second amendment rights, they will realise the full gravity of all their mistakes in life.

And I sure hope those people go to prison.

And yet somehow the Repubs can hold onto the veneer of being the party of family values when they set the example of this behavior being OK to their children and grandchildren. Boebert never graduated high school and now she is taking out her lack of what is considered standard formative experiences in this country out on us all.

He was 'Testiculating.' As in he was talking Bollocks.

Oooh testilied is funny 👍

Is there even such a word ?

​@@pietrojenkins6901 There is now 😂

And it's just as valid a word as "political lawfare"

💯

Oh yeah!

Reverse card from UNO

"From -my- Donald's father, Donald is not feeling well so he has to go home early, otherwise he might get sick and die like -his- -father- I mean me. And please find him not -gulty- -responsible- well just make sure he doesn't get in trouble. Thanks -Donald- -J- -Trump- Fred Trump Ps I am not dead, don't believe anyone who says that I am."

Media report it was the disclaimer - the wording lawyers see as meant to cover honest valuers assessments differing by a few percent, 10% being unusual, which he tries to stretch to cover over 30%.

@@KonradvonHotzendorf He was so close to assembling Exodia!

And here I thought that was toilet paper stuck to his shoe

Well, we only have to wait two weeks to see it 😂.

It'll be ready in two weeks!

Lol yes we still waiting for it 😂

Or stapled to trumps infrastructure plan. Or voter fraud proof...

The baby is the child of one of his office staffers, or so the coverage I saw the first day. Why he didn't just say that is beyond me. His actual answer was just creepy!

@@bjdefilippo447No matter which way ya look at it, him saying 'not yet' in that situation looks soooooo bad. What could he have possibly gained from saying that? If the baby DOES belong to one of his staff, is he saying he's gonna marry the staffer? Or is he saying he's gonna get the baby taken from the staffer by CPS so he can swoop in and adopt it? Was it an attempted kidnapping that didn't work because he's so overly-observed nowadays that he can't get away with his crimes? Even as a 'joke', it falls flat. There is no good that can come from saying 'not yet' like that.

I honestly would have loved to see that get denied after he went through all the effort of reading it. Maybe it will help drive the point home for once, but at this point it's doubtful.

He also can't claim "oh......I didn't _really_ mean what I said" after he submitted his tax declarations and loan applications.

It wasn't the secret self-pardon?

directly from the people that push the Russian collusion for years !

I mean you file valuations with your bank and you can appeal a valuation from tax assessors, but it's still you telling them what they should believe and if those numbers aren't the same that you gave out then you're lying to someone the bank or tax assessors and either can be illegal.

I dont like this anymore 😂

Me too. 🫢 How did multiple writers give that a thumbs up?

@@kimberlycronen3998 No idea but I was definitely not expecting it lol

Talk about something being in bad taste...

Yep, that's another symptom of daily use!

Did the creamer have THC?

Even better - it IS in evidence, and the judge already ruled it doesn’t say that. When trump continued to insist it cleared him the judge was like - if you’d like to know my opinion on the clause you’re discussing you can reread the opinion from summary judgement - or read it for the first time. BURNNNN

It was probably a love note with a $100 bill stapled to it. Yes, I'm sure Trump would actually try something that crazy at this point.

Maybe he did a GoFundMe to help get a lady's adoption papers put through and at the last minute just took the money and got his own baby.

Based on what has been going on so far.... all of the above!

And his tax returns, as soon as those 'clear the IRS.'

Trump temporal time dilation. 2 weeks feels like 2 decades. He's a Euclid-class SCP

I remember that republicans tried to eliminate the Affordable Care Act during Covid with NO REPLACEMENT! They are actively trying to dismantle Medicaid, Medicare and Social Security and raise the retirement age!

Don't forget the billing invoice for Mexico that was never sent

I hope things get better for you, ma'am.

Don't let this old world get you down, ma'am, and whatever you're going through, I hope with all my heart that you hold strong and pull through. Things can change in no time, and feelings are at the top of the list of things that do.

Praying for you 🙏

Much love and strength your way ❤️⚡️

Hang in there - things always get better. Always.

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

It said nuttin wong!!!😂😂😂

...and added with a paper clip, a Monopoly get-out-of-jail card... 😊

The Trump variation on "a letter from Epstein's mother"

Or it's a document with "NOT" added in Sharpie -- "Let's NOT commit this fraud".

To be fair, Legal Eagle does a good job of helping us understand legal stuff.

Also, if you watched Legal Eagle once, you are more qualified than a Trump lawyer.

@@mikebronicki8264 Excellent point! 😆

Maybe he watched someone play Phoenix Wright and thought "hey, I could do that!"

Me too....

I am the same way Seth has a way of saying things that go well.

"real news"

Same 🤭

Seth is real news!

Trump as 'John barron' is my favorite of his ridiculous history

That is incredible and i didn't know it before.

@@klutterkicker Don't feel bad. No mere mortal can keep up with all of Trump's lies.

Ayo

Nope, jk😂

Surprised she didn't promote her pod after Seth plugged his lol

My 1st time seeing this segment. I didn't care much for it.

Some are better than others

​@@Cindyd-k3ethat's okay, she'll get over it

I yelled too. ❤

I can't wait until you can tell the idiots by the antennae coming out of their heads.

"We are Musk. Resistance is useful"

As little as I trust their decision making abilities, I really can’t condone anything that makes Musk happy

😆

@@danielgehring7437 can we call them lab muskrats ? 🤔

But who's going to enforce this? That's the damned rub. This will get litigated until dump's funeral. Perhaps beyond.

@@donnavorce8856I agree that enforcement seems unclear, but if we look at precedent set after the Civil War, President Lincoln pardoned all of the soldiers who fought for the Confederacy. So none of them would have been prosecuted for insurrection to prevent their names from being put on the ballots. It’s the exact same person/committee/whatever in each individual state who approves any name to be put on the ballot. Ironically, in 2020, these same people who are now arguing that the Secretaries of State/etc have no power to keep trump’s name off, were at that time arguing that the Secretaries of State could completely ignore the voters’ decisions & change or withhold their state’s election results. Of course, hypocrisy means nothing to them, it’s just something to think about.

Any person can bring up a case to try to get him off the ballot. That’s exactly what’s happening in Colorado. I recommend more people in more states bring up cases. If nothing else, mail your Secretary of State and make it clear you don’t want him on the ballot, for the security of our nation. It’s probably going to end up at the Supreme Court, but the more states and people that push the argument, the better.

@@KatySueWho Not defending Trump but they are correct, sort of. We have no constitutional right to vote for president. The constitution says that the State Legislatures appoint the Electors to the Electoral College from their state. They do not have to hold a general election in order to decide which candidate they will tell the Electors to vote for. That is the main reason that the Electoral College was created because the founding fathers didn't want the presidential election to be a popularity contest. And even then there is no federal law that compels the Electors from each state to actually cast a ballot for the person they are told to, there are laws in some states that do that however but not all. I'm not sure if each state has their own laws that mandate the State Legislatures allow their citizens to vote for president or not or what they say about the Electors from their states but there is not Constitutional Right for the people to vote for president.

Yes. Mail your own Sec of State. At least once if not five or six times. I did.@@Kyle_P

Don’t mind me. Just bumping this necessary ask ^_^

You’re joking…loud unfunny cliche takes on current events. Her voice is poison.

​@@AK-hw9ijis that a Bel Bib DeVoe Thanksgiving parade appearance joke?

i thought she was funny

@@AK-hw9ij She might be funnier if she stopped shouting. At that volume I found it very grating to listen to her and almost stopped watching.

Every time i whip something out to show everyone the police arrest me for lewd conduct

Normal-ish. Normal as far as lobby births go.

@@francescaa8331 you mean surrounded by building tennants?

@@ruialexandre6197 exactly. A circle of protective tenants. In a lobby. The usual lobby birth. 😆

Not the lobby baby. A new one!

@@wendydarling5790 oh. The non-lobby baby.

None of it hit for me. It usually doesn't I don't get how this show is still a thing. Should be WAY funnier with all the fuctup stuff going on.

​@@UberLummoxit's literally the only funny late night show. It has real wit. If you don't like Kiki humor and want something in your face and corny this isn't it

If this segment is the only thing you laugh at then this show probably isn't for you. This is the one time when it gets more corny in your face. This show is more witty and requires thinking and this is literally one of the worst running segments. Maybe you should be watching Jimmy Fallon. God that's terrible

Ehehehehehehehehehehe

sounds like hes a jimmy Faillon fan 🤣@@chrisbarry9345

And comical in its own way!

It's called natural selection.

We should trust him completely. It's not like he has a track record of putting profits ahead of human lives. Oh, wait...

@@julesmasseffectmusicDarwin award candidates right here.

I saw parts of the reports about the monkeys they used and was horrified

And he does in bathrooms what normal people do in secure locations if they have clearance.

😮😮😂😂

at least he does not wear depends or sniffs little girls .

*It was Trump's soiled Diaper that Walt Nauta. forgot to throw out.*

​@@albundy8192he just rapes them. Dude was actually Epstein friend and went to that island multiple times and knew for a fact what was going on there. Some of the victims said he participated.

It is sad when you turn to late night shows to get your news, and then laugh at the news.

They’re totally different! Seth’s Biden is “mumble mumble mumble” whereas his Springsteen is “mumble mumble mumble…TWO! THREE! FOUR!”

He keeps retreading Trump jokes as Biden jokes. Guess he's still bitter about Bernie losing.

@@ginmar8134 absolutely! Every night Seth just uses the same jokes about Biden’s spray tan and insane lawyers holding press conferences next to sex shops! Same old, same old! /s.

She's too strident.

Your PFP and name 👍

Same!