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Trump Complains About His Chubby Photos, Putin Trolls Tucker Carlson & Did You Do IT Last Night? 

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Donald Trump was back in the warm embrace of the American judicial system today, tomorrow in NYC the judge is expected to rule in his $370 million-dollar civil fraud case, he was in South Carolina where he took some time to boast about his golf game and complain about chubby photos of him, 1 in 5 Americans believe that Taylor Swift is part of a very complicated conspiracy to elect Joe Biden, Tucker Carlson went to Russia for an interview and Vladimir Putin wasn’t impressed, and we went to the Farmer’s Market here in LA to see if people “did it” last night in celebration of Valentine’s Day.
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@Jo-oc8sc
@Jo-oc8sc 5 месяцев назад
“Even if he is guilty of something there is no crime.” If this is the advice he is getting, Alina must still be working for him.
@bob-zi1eb
@bob-zi1eb 5 месяцев назад
And somehow a guy who thinks saying stuff like that is a convincing argument. Is the front runner for the Republican presidential nomination. Speaks volumes about his MAGA base.
@TheMisterGriswold
@TheMisterGriswold 5 месяцев назад
She's a gem !
@kellypond9377
@kellypond9377 5 месяцев назад
He may be guilty of cheating, but in his mind, that kind of cheating isn't a crime, he paid for it.
@istdochallesegal3427
@istdochallesegal3427 5 месяцев назад
​@@TheMisterGriswold She and Sidney Powell both!!!
@user-ve8ds9bg3c
@user-ve8ds9bg3c 5 месяцев назад
Trump made the payment to Stormey while he was in office and used campaign money for the payment.
@killawofe
@killawofe 5 месяцев назад
I’d complain about those pictures too if I were him, but mostly because being him involves complaining about the consequences of his choices incessantly
@intomnia3313
@intomnia3313 5 месяцев назад
With George Jones “choices” playing in the background.
@craigsmith4105
@craigsmith4105 5 месяцев назад
"I am not a Crook"...history repeats it'self..
@whatalifewhataprice5261
@whatalifewhataprice5261 4 месяца назад
Trump makes Nixon look like a Saint.
@soloscriptura7451
@soloscriptura7451 6 дней назад
@@whatalifewhataprice5261in what way?
@CJScrol
@CJScrol 5 месяцев назад
“Even if I’m guilty of something it’s no crime.” That’s from a former president. 😮
@borano2031
@borano2031 3 месяца назад
Sounds like a five year old to me, but what do I know.... Rgr
@kayapapaya55
@kayapapaya55 3 месяца назад
Trump's mentally challenged
@ihcterra4625
@ihcterra4625 5 месяцев назад
Actually, gaslighting to cover up mental gaffs is more indicative of mental decline than going “oops, I had a brain fart.”
@KnockOut242
@KnockOut242 5 месяцев назад
💯%!
@pemdechen6300
@pemdechen6300 5 месяцев назад
He's been farting for a long time now
@jljordan1
@jljordan1 5 месяцев назад
It even has a name. Confabulation
@mariepanimdim4303
@mariepanimdim4303 5 месяцев назад
I’m only 57 And I walk in the kitchen and forget why I walk in there and have to go back to my room and then go back to the kitchen😂 I know we all do that especially when you go where are my glasses & there on top of your head
@joshyoung1580
@joshyoung1580 5 месяцев назад
Trump only farts in front of world leaders, in range of press cameras.
@Daniel-Strain
@Daniel-Strain 5 месяцев назад
Ironically, Trump first remarked on Biden being old four years ago - when Biden was Trump's age NOW.
@ariadneschild8460
@ariadneschild8460 5 месяцев назад
How bout that. 🤔
@owie4070
@owie4070 5 месяцев назад
Now if only his supporters could see that... or understand the word "irony".
@mikevanderman2727
@mikevanderman2727 5 месяцев назад
Interesting
@JNosewicz7569
@JNosewicz7569 5 месяцев назад
I'm pretty sure trump and his followers don't do math.😅
@bethb7965
@bethb7965 5 месяцев назад
​@@JNosewicz7569Or English or history
@greogewestmann4913
@greogewestmann4913 5 месяцев назад
Jupiter won't pay for it, that's a job for Uranus. 😄
@maryperry1773
@maryperry1773 4 месяца назад
Thank you Jimmy Kimmel 🌟
@jeffs6090
@jeffs6090 5 месяцев назад
He's correct in the fact that paying somebody hush money isn't a crime. However, it's the way in which he paid that is the crime. Notice how he says nothing about that in his "not a crime" rant.
@suzyfarnham3165
@suzyfarnham3165 5 месяцев назад
He just repeats that sh*t for his clapping seals! Normal People know what this case is about. All his seals see is the BS he sprouts outside the court room door. Trump seems to think if he repeats the same lie..IT BECOMES THE TRUTH?? BS is just BS...NO MATTER HOW MANY TIMES YOU TELL IT!
@donnasherman8412
@donnasherman8412 5 месяцев назад
Supposedly if you say something 3 times if sticks in someone's brain!
@TeraJohnson-nv2sp
@TeraJohnson-nv2sp 5 месяцев назад
If it wasn’t a crime then why did Michael Cohen go to jail for it?
@patricialeftwich
@patricialeftwich 4 месяца назад
Right. Paid with 'not his' money!
@timsanders1879
@timsanders1879 3 месяца назад
Election interference
@amandab.recondwith8006
@amandab.recondwith8006 5 месяцев назад
The really fantastic thing is, he actually does have TINY LITTLE HANDS!
@beecnul8r
@beecnul8r 5 месяцев назад
Ditto for other body parts...
@grahammcfadyenhill9555
@grahammcfadyenhill9555 5 месяцев назад
Mini-me's tiny hands.
@Matt92Machine
@Matt92Machine 5 месяцев назад
He has to grip that golf club real tight.
@guynorth3277
@guynorth3277 5 месяцев назад
With the baby doll 'liddle' arms.
@JNosewicz7569
@JNosewicz7569 5 месяцев назад
And they look even smaller because trump is so BIG! 😅
@lbell0811
@lbell0811 5 месяцев назад
Jimmy is always on point 😂
@crhonda500
@crhonda500 5 месяцев назад
There's just something kinda funny about a guy with 6 bankruptcies yelling "You gotta pay your bills". 🤣😂
@laurenbutler3452
@laurenbutler3452 5 месяцев назад
Pay your fees to NATO, which there are no fees/payments to be made to NATO from NATO approved countries.
@RayJilwah
@RayJilwah 5 месяцев назад
the guy who supposedly called him sir was not quick enough to say "sir what about your bankruptcies"
@user-vv8ux1kn3n
@user-vv8ux1kn3n 5 месяцев назад
I thought it was 7 bankruptcies
@MrBENTON78
@MrBENTON78 5 месяцев назад
Exactly
@vickilawrence7207
@vickilawrence7207 5 месяцев назад
No kidding!
@engageddigitalmarketing
@engageddigitalmarketing 5 месяцев назад
When trump talks about 'these people say this' and 'every legal scholar says this', why won't one of the journalist there just call him on it and keep pushing?
@lynnebucher6537
@lynnebucher6537 5 месяцев назад
Why would they want to stop the gravy train of material?😅
@tamaraliscia3408
@tamaraliscia3408 4 месяца назад
You know the answer. Those "legal scholars and those who (allegedly) say, "Sir, please ... ." have always only existed in Trump's deteriorating brain. Trump knows it, the people he surrounds himself with know it.
@user-or4ff4ct4o
@user-or4ff4ct4o 5 месяцев назад
I’ll be 75 in May and have always been a fan of late night entertainment. You do the best monologue of any late night host ever. Also, your monologues have kept millions of rational Americans from despair these past years. Thanks .
@arrak5000
@arrak5000 12 дней назад
Rational Americans 😂 u need to wake up buddy
@Chronicallymanette
@Chronicallymanette 5 месяцев назад
I had the pleasure to be a live audience member and it was awesome it will be something I will never forget. They accommodated my Wheelchair and I even won a shirt from Guillermo. Thank you everyone at the show. Hopefully I can go again
@ThatGuyThanus
@ThatGuyThanus 4 месяца назад
Trump?
@sandyleewhite
@sandyleewhite 4 месяца назад
No, I think she meant the Kimmel show, Guillermo works for Jimmy Kimmel Show........@@ThatGuyThanus
@koa2341
@koa2341 3 месяца назад
I’m very curious how they screen people coming in and keep the MAGATS out ?
@SpaceForceCommander
@SpaceForceCommander 5 месяцев назад
“Interpose” means to put yourself between (like “interject”), and it doesn’t mean “substitute”, so Trump, the knower of best words, has failed again.
@marjoriegarland2798
@marjoriegarland2798 5 месяцев назад
Again!!!
@Lauren-zg9zo
@Lauren-zg9zo 5 месяцев назад
He’s got the best words
@ctjdo
@ctjdo 5 месяцев назад
@@Lauren-zg9zo Ya, the best of the worse lol
@CjOwyn
@CjOwyn 5 месяцев назад
He's illiterate
@sheilaboston7051
@sheilaboston7051 5 месяцев назад
I believe the word he was looking for was "transpose."
@franklinmarkram8284
@franklinmarkram8284 5 месяцев назад
“Even if I’m guilty, there’s no crime” I can’t wrap my head around that statement.
@kallen868
@kallen868 5 месяцев назад
🎯
@Biden_for_prison
@Biden_for_prison 5 месяцев назад
Well he was sued for defamation by a woman who cannot keep her story straight or produce evidence... past the statue of limitations.
@Falcon2609
@Falcon2609 5 месяцев назад
😅
@musicismagic3001
@musicismagic3001 5 месяцев назад
And yet the “legal scholars” can. 🤔😂🤣😂
@jpdemer5
@jpdemer5 5 месяцев назад
"It's not a crime if I do it" is what he actually believes. Incredibly, he's always been surrounded by craven tools who go along with it.
@eddielew2292
@eddielew2292 5 месяцев назад
I love when Trump plays the “air” concertina with his hands.
@QueenBee-gx4rp
@QueenBee-gx4rp 4 месяца назад
He’s trying to generate enough energy to pump up his lies.
@Opus313
@Opus313 5 месяцев назад
Donnie is a veritable fountain of gibberish... trying to defend himself while using the word 'interpose' incorrectly just makes him look even more confused!
@CourageKarnga
@CourageKarnga 5 месяцев назад
We gotta stop giving him word of the day calendars!
@kaiberberich1
@kaiberberich1 5 месяцев назад
@@CourageKarnga - True - he says he already knows all the words ... All the best words !!
@thejonegcle7759
@thejonegcle7759 5 месяцев назад
Hey Kimmel LIVE ... how about digitizing / blurring all text money - support info in the background of every tRump shot you use. EVERY rally shot of him. stop advertising his brand & how to support him !
@eimisavageofficial9196
@eimisavageofficial9196 5 месяцев назад
How's withchunt life sad and bad right😂
@babybijou969
@babybijou969 5 месяцев назад
@@CourageKarngaCovfefe!
@MrKnothead63
@MrKnothead63 5 месяцев назад
I guess he cant play golf in his girdle
@ariadneschild8460
@ariadneschild8460 5 месяцев назад
He should get some Spanx then.
@tamaraliscia3408
@tamaraliscia3408 4 месяца назад
​@@ariadneschild8460I'm sure Trump has worn Spanx for years. He can't wear them when golfing because they wouldn't allow him to swing.
@user-tp7gy4dj4l
@user-tp7gy4dj4l 5 месяцев назад
Playing air accordion is one of his 'tells'.
@billdesinger8604
@billdesinger8604 5 месяцев назад
That golf photo shoots down the 215 lbs he claims to weigh unless he was referring to his a** alone.
@PURDY_POISON
@PURDY_POISON 5 месяцев назад
😂😂😂
@user-cc1iu2cd9x
@user-cc1iu2cd9x 5 месяцев назад
😂😂😂😂😂 Good one!
@acustomer7216
@acustomer7216 5 месяцев назад
He should audition for a Depends commercial
@zaurakdigis
@zaurakdigis 5 месяцев назад
But there was that one drive that went 200 yards, 9 times further than Biden could hit a golf ball
@user-cb2vb8yl1g
@user-cb2vb8yl1g 5 месяцев назад
….closer to 315…..
@BansheeMilk
@BansheeMilk 5 месяцев назад
Imagine thinking how hard you hit a golf ball is relevant
@PaulJones-wr1im
@PaulJones-wr1im 5 месяцев назад
Imagine thinking Golf is relevant
@ronaldgrove3283
@ronaldgrove3283 5 месяцев назад
Honestly we don't even need a National Election, we can just line up the candidates and see which one can put furthest ?
@RealBradMiller
@RealBradMiller 5 месяцев назад
Or who can drink a glass of water with the least amount of hands.
@user-cf1vb6op5h
@user-cf1vb6op5h 5 месяцев назад
​@@RealBradMiller... knows there were no airplanes in the Revolutionary War
@jennifer4bz953
@jennifer4bz953 5 месяцев назад
I came here to say, "I don't care if Biden can hit a golf ball." Thank you.
@hugovallarta
@hugovallarta 5 месяцев назад
I laughed so hard with that poor girl at the end with her parents. 😂😂😂
@brendamarshall9745
@brendamarshall9745 3 месяца назад
Oh my God!! You are my hero!! The facts just the facts!!! Love your show and your way of putting facts out with humor and total honesty!!Thank You!
@michelleporter9958
@michelleporter9958 5 месяцев назад
Jimmy- you make me smile every day. Thank you.
@AllTheBestCO
@AllTheBestCO 5 месяцев назад
Vote: Yimmy Kimbel for 2024! - Guillermo
@jahualhaq9853
@jahualhaq9853 5 месяцев назад
There should be no police, no courts, no victims, no blame, no justice. Cultured, seasoned political operatives should be allowed to take advantage of the public without being challenged!!!
@carolewarner101
@carolewarner101 5 месяцев назад
"Fatty shack," oh my god!!! 🤣🤣🤣 Good one. And the look on that young woman's and her dad's faces when her parents were asked if they "did it last night..." LOL, PRICELESS! 🤣🤣🤣
@anthonyallen2445
@anthonyallen2445 5 месяцев назад
I hadn't laughed so hard in a long time watching her face suddenly change. The funniest moment in the show!
@jamesboardman7048
@jamesboardman7048 5 месяцев назад
Name one legal scholar. Not the big strong one with tears in his eye, calling you sir about fifteen times.
@grahammcfadyenhill9555
@grahammcfadyenhill9555 5 месяцев назад
I love his BS stories. Theya lways have big strong guys with tears in their eyes and they always call The Fatso "sir'. Every time. Fables, all of them are fables.
@maxstone9148
@maxstone9148 5 месяцев назад
I'll name one! Donnie's Lap Dog, Bill Barr, is a legal scholar who called Don the Con "sir" countless times!
@ariadneschild8460
@ariadneschild8460 5 месяцев назад
​@@maxstone9148oh but they're not friends anymore so donny won't name him.
@Zalzany
@Zalzany 5 месяцев назад
@@maxstone9148 No no REAL legal scholar he is about as real as youtuber selling people sovcit license plates, and packets of fake court cases to get them out of paying their registration lol
@seanswinton6242
@seanswinton6242 5 месяцев назад
"DONNIE GOT ROLLED! DONNIE GOT ROLLED!" 🎵🎵 Instead of "Holiday Road" 😂😂😂
@simonthomas5367
@simonthomas5367 5 месяцев назад
I came for fatty golf. I stayed for the do it questions! Fantastic! 😂
@Argentx1965
@Argentx1965 5 месяцев назад
Thank you Jimmy for trying to save the USA from Blimpie 🥐➖️
@damage98
@damage98 5 месяцев назад
I'm so interposed by this whole issue.
@juliemissick4206
@juliemissick4206 5 месяцев назад
Yup! Me too! 😂
@Northcountry1926
@Northcountry1926 5 месяцев назад
😂😂😂😅
@dedeglow8763
@dedeglow8763 5 месяцев назад
😂😂😂
@gnocchidokey
@gnocchidokey 5 месяцев назад
I interposed myself a sandwich for lunch today.
@hebneh
@hebneh 5 месяцев назад
The delight of the toddler discovering the camera, and messing up the proposal in the background…
@Winecone
@Winecone 5 месяцев назад
Jimmy I love your show it’s one of the only few I watch after working long hours
@L8rCloud
@L8rCloud 5 месяцев назад
- Born here - Over 35 years old AND for some reason he left out .... NOT ever having been involved in an insurrection
@sheilaboston7051
@sheilaboston7051 5 месяцев назад
... and having lived in the country for 14 years.
@shockakon666
@shockakon666 5 месяцев назад
Funny how he never got any charges related to insurrection. But the people that stormed the capital did? Yeah, be cause he didn't cause an insurrection.
@Kc1733
@Kc1733 4 месяца назад
He wasn't and brain surgeon he was never charged for that
@DeadCat-42
@DeadCat-42 4 месяца назад
I'm to lazy, all I did was vote to replace the Con man, How was I supposed to know Trump would send fake electors and a violent mob and that so many republicans don't care that he tried to overthrow our election.
@ursulasoames8602
@ursulasoames8602 5 месяцев назад
God am so sick of this criminal ! Just waiting for justice to commence ⚖️💪 Good luck America 🇺🇸from 🇬🇧 💙💙💙
@misslanapaulford
@misslanapaulford 5 месяцев назад
U and the rest of us. Unless your a RU-vid Troll 😊
@pdatnc
@pdatnc 5 месяцев назад
Oh man, you have no idea.... We are so weary of this. The whole country has PTSD... Thanks for your support! 🇬🇧🇺🇲
@ReadyFreddie5523
@ReadyFreddie5523 5 месяцев назад
Even Putin isn't backing Dump in November.
@evaadams8298
@evaadams8298 5 месяцев назад
Same from Australia 🇦🇺🇺🇸
@ursulasoames8602
@ursulasoames8602 5 месяцев назад
@@misslanapaulford oh please 🙈
@lindabeard488
@lindabeard488 5 месяцев назад
Great job, Jimmy. 💙💙💙
@Chimeratear
@Chimeratear 5 месяцев назад
Interpose: "You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means."-Iningo Montoya
@riverlove6820
@riverlove6820 5 месяцев назад
Nice.
@AyeCarumba221
@AyeCarumba221 5 месяцев назад
Princess Bride! Most quoted movie ever.
@gavanwhatever8196
@gavanwhatever8196 5 месяцев назад
This is true for most of the words he knows.
@AllTheBestCO
@AllTheBestCO 5 месяцев назад
Garcia's for sharing. Now I must "keel" you. ha
@illsIStheGREATEST
@illsIStheGREATEST 4 месяца назад
😂😂😂
@SuperCaliforniaBarbi
@SuperCaliforniaBarbi 5 месяцев назад
A man walked up to him and said, Sir, thank you for reminding us that the British but then the Revolutionary Army saved the airports and rammed the ramparts when they golfed but not as good as athletes who I support
@Moluccan56
@Moluccan56 5 месяцев назад
Well done!
@SuperLeica1
@SuperLeica1 5 месяцев назад
Sorry, but did you forget "...tears in their eyes...".
@sherrinunya4079
@sherrinunya4079 5 месяцев назад
Im usually a Colbert watcher but Kimmel hit this monolog outta the park! 👍🏽💯💥
@user-ii2vi5hw3d
@user-ii2vi5hw3d 4 месяца назад
Thank you for sharing!
@dougjohnson4266
@dougjohnson4266 5 месяцев назад
Have Dumpy get on a bike and try to keep up with Biden. It would be interesting to see him try and get on a bike.
@AllTheBestCO
@AllTheBestCO 5 месяцев назад
Dumpy = G6 BLOTUS (chunky ringleader) ha. . . I like it
@tombiondi9969
@tombiondi9969 5 месяцев назад
he wouldn't even attempt it. The ONLY thing you will ever see him do is golf.
@doreenjohnston7672
@doreenjohnston7672 5 месяцев назад
Trump would win cause Biden would go the wrong way to goal line
@annemettefrederiksen7751
@annemettefrederiksen7751 5 месяцев назад
​@@doreenjohnston7672The Mango Mussolini wouldnt be able to get on the bike and move legs and hold hands on the handls at the same time..😂
@annemettefrederiksen7751
@annemettefrederiksen7751 5 месяцев назад
I would absolutely pay to watch that..
@nevillewhite1966
@nevillewhite1966 5 месяцев назад
"Someone in the CIA is one hell of a songwriter 😂😂😂."
@annemettefrederiksen7751
@annemettefrederiksen7751 5 месяцев назад
🤣 Awsome..
@kenny3485
@kenny3485 5 месяцев назад
Perfection Jimmy. Good job!
@laladbreez
@laladbreez 5 месяцев назад
Tennis shoes.....GOLD in color 🤡
@tiagopinto365
@tiagopinto365 5 месяцев назад
the Capes family faces are straight outta of a sitcom🤣🤣🤣 priceless!
@lisas5211
@lisas5211 5 месяцев назад
You had me at Fatty Shack OMG LOL
@wendymcclelland7943
@wendymcclelland7943 4 месяца назад
It makes me physically ill that anyone thinks he is President worthy.
@strattonskier7229
@strattonskier7229 5 месяцев назад
That little one will never live this down, it will be brought up forever 🤣
@duchesssussex7648
@duchesssussex7648 5 месяцев назад
That ruling is going to cost him $500 million.
@suzyfarnham3165
@suzyfarnham3165 5 месяцев назад
I have to stay awake Friday night here in Australia! Damn! But I want to see it live!!
@nancywilliams3265
@nancywilliams3265 5 месяцев назад
I certainly hope so! I am here for that!
@ronald-xs7sp
@ronald-xs7sp 5 месяцев назад
Popok was right!
@kylaarmstrong-benjamin8066
@kylaarmstrong-benjamin8066 5 месяцев назад
He's already 400 million dollars in debt!
@wayneperry7413
@wayneperry7413 5 месяцев назад
@@suzyfarnham3165actually if you’re in the eastern states, it’s more likely to be early Saturday morning
@MrPhotodoc
@MrPhotodoc 5 месяцев назад
If there wasn't a crime, why is there a complaint and a plaintiff? Okay besides that.
@babywah3290
@babywah3290 5 месяцев назад
Fattyshack😂😂😂😂 That’s where Jenius got his dance moves from- the Gopher in the beginning 😂😂😂
@davidmurray5399
@davidmurray5399 5 месяцев назад
I've seen that tub of lard try to hit a golf ball, just call him "Sir-Slice-a-Lot".
@moonstar68jr
@moonstar68jr 5 месяцев назад
He's interposing names! What a bunch of malarkey! 😆 😂😂
@tommystevenson2921
@tommystevenson2921 5 месяцев назад
its bizarre America please wake up
@jimnewton6887
@jimnewton6887 5 месяцев назад
It’s funny he always complained about Obama playing golf. It seems like he plays golf way more than Obama did.
@josemariaanaya8798
@josemariaanaya8798 5 месяцев назад
The Orange One´s hands desperately need an accordion.
@kevinlorick4705
@kevinlorick4705 5 месяцев назад
I am not sure Trump could even walk nine times further than Biden.
@johnunderwood43
@johnunderwood43 5 месяцев назад
Since Biden routinely BIKES for miles, while Donnie has a hard time walking from backstage, probably freaking not.
@cheechwizard6541
@cheechwizard6541 5 месяцев назад
Biden rides a bike. Do you think Trump can ride a bike?
@shakeyballs5022
@shakeyballs5022 5 месяцев назад
I know he couldnt
@jerrylong381
@jerrylong381 5 месяцев назад
Biden could ride a bicycle 9 times further than Trump Many very smart people are saying it.
@charleshall6357
@charleshall6357 5 месяцев назад
You think he can ride a bike?
@patricialeftwich
@patricialeftwich 4 месяца назад
Jimmy! I love you insightful, intelligent & witty mind! Keep up the good work! May God blass you & your loved ones. 😊
@kamakoa
@kamakoa 3 месяца назад
Let's go💪 Jimmy
@nancytrainor4306
@nancytrainor4306 5 месяцев назад
OMG Jimmy you are knocking it out the park you are soooooo funny!💯
@PeterKNoone
@PeterKNoone 5 месяцев назад
The civilian "did you do it?" interviews were awesome. Bravo.
@milinkerhe
@milinkerhe 5 месяцев назад
Was worth it for the opening and ending laughs alone. 😂
@pitbullsensei179
@pitbullsensei179 5 месяцев назад
The "previously on jimy kimmel live" Bits are one of my favorite things from this show😂
@judysocal8682
@judysocal8682 5 месяцев назад
Mrs Guillermo must be a very understanding and forgiving wife.
@pemdechen6300
@pemdechen6300 5 месяцев назад
I feel embarrassed for her sometimes but she obviously has a big heart and a great sense of humour - lucky Guillermo!
@AllTheBestCO
@AllTheBestCO 5 месяцев назад
It's all bout' the show, baby
@user-jl3gj2te8y
@user-jl3gj2te8y 5 месяцев назад
And Lucky...❤❤❤
@kennylingus4595
@kennylingus4595 5 месяцев назад
Just think of the speeches Trump will give to the other prisoners...
@gary-rr7jp
@gary-rr7jp 5 месяцев назад
Could you imagine being in the cell across from him? Cruel and unusual punishment at its best.
@jeepliving1
@jeepliving1 5 месяцев назад
His standard speech will be, "You're not going to slide that into me again, are you?"
@iamalonetega
@iamalonetega 5 месяцев назад
Read this in his voice ​@@jeepliving1
@stevehensley5096
@stevehensley5096 5 месяцев назад
​@@gary-rr7jpImagine having to be his cell mate. Toilet right next to your bed and no way to escape the stink. I'd make him take the top bunk.
@JusticeAlways
@JusticeAlways 5 месяцев назад
"Oh please! Not today! I have a headache!" 😅
@sgtkabukimannypd8198
@sgtkabukimannypd8198 5 месяцев назад
Can you believe what’s going on in this country and the world? This is bizarre.
@carolw8579
@carolw8579 5 месяцев назад
It's not called ugly America 🇺🇸 for nothing. Smh
@8088I
@8088I 5 месяцев назад
Fanni Willis's defense of her honor was epic as Taylor Swift's over the many years. 👍🏼
@wnight55
@wnight55 5 месяцев назад
It is very hard to believe what is happening, but, I see it with my own eyes, he can spin itanyway he likes, but WE see it! vote, pray, vote and pray some more. God bless the USA. Peace
@MLM68
@MLM68 5 месяцев назад
No, it’s not This happens every so often when the civilization starts to collapse. Bronze age, collapse, iron age, collapse. Now we are seeing us go through it again.
@KonradvonHotzendorf
@KonradvonHotzendorf 5 месяцев назад
​@@MLM68keep being scared. This is the best time to be alive in human history for an average person🦅
@kittyonmydesk5532
@kittyonmydesk5532 3 месяца назад
"smashing the ball" 🤣🤣
@debbelynn8926
@debbelynn8926 4 месяца назад
Every legal scholar in the HISTORY of AMERICA!!😹😹😹😹
@andrewyeo5288
@andrewyeo5288 5 месяцев назад
It's unfair to call him chubby without allowing for the bulkiness of his diaper, which makes him look fatter.
@intomnia3313
@intomnia3313 5 месяцев назад
Now there is a good marketing scheme. Trump Drys, as they fill you begin to lean forward telling you it’s time for a change.
@mungodegrijalva822
@mungodegrijalva822 5 месяцев назад
Correction: his "full" diaper. That alone accounts for at least 30 lbs.!
@LovelyAna1
@LovelyAna1 5 месяцев назад
🤣
@kingjamos2422
@kingjamos2422 5 месяцев назад
You make a very good point, but it all just depends. 😉
@ILmylife108
@ILmylife108 5 месяцев назад
They make adult diapers in 5 XL?
@mikeoxbig7931
@mikeoxbig7931 5 месяцев назад
Remember, Donnie’s minions are squandering their social security checks and insulin money to pay for Alina’s brilliant legal mind.
@areichental
@areichental 5 месяцев назад
The brightest legal mind. The best lawyer in america. I know you read this in trumps voice.
@johnpacella9519
@johnpacella9519 5 месяцев назад
Darwin had a theory about this…
@mrufino1
@mrufino1 5 месяцев назад
Alina won’t see that money.
@sharonwashington9315
@sharonwashington9315 5 месяцев назад
and Melia's hair stylist
@judithmura495
@judithmura495 5 месяцев назад
@@areichental so says the shrinking a hole (trUmp)
@itspersonal3351
@itspersonal3351 5 месяцев назад
‘Fly dodging ketchup bottles’ 😂🤣
@crafty-lady6853
@crafty-lady6853 5 месяцев назад
Love you, Jimmy Kimmel. Go get him, Jimmy.
@alansmitheejr.
@alansmitheejr. 5 месяцев назад
For Trump "interpose" is a new word requiring a course of action.
@CjOwyn
@CjOwyn 5 месяцев назад
He used it wrong
@grahammcfadyenhill9555
@grahammcfadyenhill9555 5 месяцев назад
He thinks interpose is a sexual act between two people.
@paulazemeckis7835
@paulazemeckis7835 5 месяцев назад
😂🤣😅😂🤣😅
@martin2289
@martin2289 5 месяцев назад
He meant to say "transpose" but probably thought it would confuse his audience of ignorant haters.
@StevieCooper
@StevieCooper 5 месяцев назад
Good writing on this clip. I lol’d hard.
@CaminoDidjeridu
@CaminoDidjeridu 5 месяцев назад
You are killing me! 😂
@mikulitsi1819
@mikulitsi1819 5 месяцев назад
This was a good one. Especially the "did you do it" segment
@carlosclara4759
@carlosclara4759 5 месяцев назад
AOC says: " The only difference between these two candidates for president are, 3 years, 7 months and 91 criminal indictments.," Thanks AOC.💃💃💃
@desperadox7565
@desperadox7565 5 месяцев назад
AOC 2028
@BaconTomatoCheese
@BaconTomatoCheese 5 месяцев назад
Right you are, AOC!👍😁💙🇺🇸
@firestream93
@firestream93 5 месяцев назад
AOC: "If we work out butts off to make sure that we take back the 3 chambers of Congress. Uh, rather all 3 chambers of Gov't. The presidency, the House and Senate in 2020..." Firstly: We have 3 BRANCHES. Not chambers. Secondly, the House and Senate are Congress. That's ONE branch of Gov't.
@mvsmvs8428
@mvsmvs8428 5 месяцев назад
and she said the blm roiters should not stop but do more. back in the months of the leftest roits that the left all loved so much
@malcolmironmonger
@malcolmironmonger 5 месяцев назад
She read that off of her restaurant menu.
@verdinox4548
@verdinox4548 5 месяцев назад
"What a stupid time to be alive!"🤣 *(Best line of the entire monologue...and also 100% accurate, unfortunately.💀😅)
@debs11100
@debs11100 5 месяцев назад
From Canada, Please let the only thing you say about trump be that he should never have been elected, save your damn country and stop covering him. I get that it's comedy but please keep saying that he is not an option and should be in prison.
@Allastrology
@Allastrology 5 месяцев назад
Very well said
@grammysal
@grammysal 5 месяцев назад
In our country some of our people, sorry to say, don’t pay attention to politics. Jimmy Kimmel preforming jokes gets information about the horrible things Trump is doing out to otherwise uninformed people. And , it’s funny!
@flangekiwi
@flangekiwi 5 месяцев назад
I 2nd that. With love from Aotearoa New Zealand 🇳🇿
@swapshots4427
@swapshots4427 5 месяцев назад
You said exactly what I say. Undermining in ANY way is dangerous. BC 🇨🇦
@robertcorleone9077
@robertcorleone9077 5 месяцев назад
That’s cool. Stick with Canada then.
@anitarichmond8930
@anitarichmond8930 5 месяцев назад
Thanks for making me laugh 😂
@southendbos
@southendbos 5 месяцев назад
“Interpose?” 😂
@ShoshinManga
@ShoshinManga 5 месяцев назад
If you wanna complain about being chubby, just get skinnier? Cmon Trumpo 🤣
@marshwetland3808
@marshwetland3808 5 месяцев назад
Pretty sure hes on the Ozempic bus. So slimness is on his mind. His face looks different and his neck-wattle is thinner.
@kaiberberich1
@kaiberberich1 5 месяцев назад
A th-th-the.. A th-th-the A-th-thats all folks .... cue merry melodies tune !!
@IcariumGaming
@IcariumGaming 5 месяцев назад
He doesn't have the self control needed.
@nedludd7622
@nedludd7622 5 месяцев назад
He could ask George Santos for weight reduction advice.
@tiffanyshanley1419
@tiffanyshanley1419 5 месяцев назад
​@@marshwetland3808I think it's the stress of all the witch hunts. He's even extra orange
@thomasbeach7436
@thomasbeach7436 5 месяцев назад
The way that the daughter looked at the camera when they asked her parents was priceless!!! I love this show!!!
@AustynSN
@AustynSN 5 месяцев назад
The "Previously on...." opening was awesome.
@user-zl4mu3wm1r
@user-zl4mu3wm1r 4 месяца назад
The doughnut & hot dog 😂😂😂😂😂
@PaulJones-wr1im
@PaulJones-wr1im 5 месяцев назад
Everyone here, PLEASE remember to vote this November and keep Trump and his enablers away from ever holding office again!
@gregthompson8062
@gregthompson8062 5 месяцев назад
Biden is no better homeboy
@djay3104
@djay3104 5 месяцев назад
Biden on life support is far better than the orange con man@@gregthompson8062
@carolw8579
@carolw8579 5 месяцев назад
​@@gregthompson8062 ....... and yet What time did you get back from the clown rally and race back to fix the hole in your trailer?
@deliacastillo8741
@deliacastillo8741 5 месяцев назад
EXACTLY 👍
@sw9439
@sw9439 5 месяцев назад
​@@gregthompson8062still better than dictatorship
@kaiberberich1
@kaiberberich1 5 месяцев назад
According to Oxford Dictionaries Interposing 1. place or insert between one thing and another. - "she interposed herself between the newcomers" 2. intervene between parties. So... yeah - effed that up Donnie !!
@sheilaboston7051
@sheilaboston7051 5 месяцев назад
When the word he really wanted was *Transpose* 1. Cause (two or more things) to exchange places: "the situation might have been the same if the parties in opposition and government had been transposed." 2. Transfer to a different place or context: "an evacuation order transposed the school from Kent to Shropshire."
@kaiberberich1
@kaiberberich1 5 месяцев назад
@@sheilaboston7051 ahhh - but he has a problem with all anything trans !!
@kaiberberich1
@kaiberberich1 5 месяцев назад
Transport, Transparency, Translation, Transition !! etc..
@grahammcfadyenhill9555
@grahammcfadyenhill9555 5 месяцев назад
Trump thinks it's about sex.
@jw8160
@jw8160 5 месяцев назад
But he did interpose himself between them, Pelosi on the Left and Haley on the Right. 😋
@josephgraham1636
@josephgraham1636 3 месяца назад
I love the, what with the windows up that is so funny😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@David.R.H
@David.R.H 5 месяцев назад
Man that was bloody hilarious
@tnelsoniii
@tnelsoniii 5 месяцев назад
How did anyone ever take that awful orange man seriously?
@katalac
@katalac 5 месяцев назад
Did someone take him seriously?
@marshwetland3808
@marshwetland3808 5 месяцев назад
@@katalac Only unserious people.
@IndiaTides
@IndiaTides 5 месяцев назад
And what if he gets elected again?
@donivanpotter2762
@donivanpotter2762 5 месяцев назад
​@@IndiaTideswere all screwed then.
@smoothie3376
@smoothie3376 5 месяцев назад
They still do!!! 😳
@JoeMama-fh7eq
@JoeMama-fh7eq 5 месяцев назад
What in the hell is he ever talking about???? He’s literally insane.
@carolw8579
@carolw8579 5 месяцев назад
Nothing new.🙄
@nmartin5551
@nmartin5551 5 месяцев назад
As are the members of his cult
@vickyabramowitz2885
@vickyabramowitz2885 5 месяцев назад
Dump is facing a lifetime of criminality all at once. I believe it caused him to finally go around the bend.
@mattyp3926
@mattyp3926 5 месяцев назад
Have you seen Biden speak? 😬
@oldrrocr
@oldrrocr 5 месяцев назад
doesn't matter... as long as the donations are rolling in!
@jimplante8269
@jimplante8269 5 месяцев назад
One of his handlers coached him on the word interposer.... hahaha
@nancychestnut8928
@nancychestnut8928 5 месяцев назад
Every legal expert. Really. Name them.
@906087
@906087 5 месяцев назад
The toddler did add a touch of humor to the proposal
@CopingwithGrattitude
@CopingwithGrattitude 5 месяцев назад
Way better than the usual…❤
@TRE45ON.is.Bat5hit.Crazy.U.S.G
@TRE45ON.is.Bat5hit.Crazy.U.S.G 5 месяцев назад
Trump calling himself a Christian is like calling yourself a veteran because you were in a civil war reenactment.
@BertStevens
@BertStevens 5 месяцев назад
more like watched a war movie
@disastermaster1413
@disastermaster1413 5 месяцев назад
You can’t do a civil war reenactment with bone spurs.
@lettucesalad3560
@lettucesalad3560 5 месяцев назад
His witch hunts practically make him a war hero.
@ihcterra4625
@ihcterra4625 5 месяцев назад
It’s more like if he saw a civil war reenactment clip on Tik Tok.
@Vincent-fo7xp
@Vincent-fo7xp 5 месяцев назад
You make this comment everywhere
@katherineallen9060
@katherineallen9060 5 месяцев назад
You are so right!😊😃
@todddowning5820
@todddowning5820 5 месяцев назад
I wish I could thumbs up 👍 again for that last couple 😂
@DCMarvelMultiverse
@DCMarvelMultiverse 5 месяцев назад
Republicans 1933: Well. We got butt hurt over losing the 32 election because how we handled the Depression. What are we going to do? Get crazy over the next 90 years?
@Eurisko229
@Eurisko229 5 месяцев назад
And crazy they did get.
@chenzen1578
@chenzen1578 5 месяцев назад
Crazy? Demonising the oponant, conspiracy theories, gaslighting, covered racism
@babybijou969
@babybijou969 5 месяцев назад
Thank you Jimmy for making me laugh, and have a brief reprieve of Chumps incessant malfeasance
@gary-rr7jp
@gary-rr7jp 5 месяцев назад
Malfeasance? Is that Latin for bad gas?
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