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MAGA Nuts Melt Down Over Taylor Swift, Trump Goes Totally Off the Rails & A.I. Joe Biden 

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Guillermo celebrated his birthday in Puerto Rico over the weekend, there is a bunch of right wing crazy talk about Taylor Swift and Joe Biden in relation to the Super Bowl and 2024 election, Trump has gone completely off the rails, he is very proud of the fact that he is nominated for a Nobel Peace Prize, Biden’s Super PAC is said to be planning to spend $250 million dollars on ads in the three months leading up to the election, Jimmy is making waves in Canada surrounding his Honorary Mayorship of Dildo, and a number of businesses are using what they call “dynamic pricing” to charge more when demand is high.
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@mikeoxbig7931
@mikeoxbig7931 4 месяца назад
Thank you, Taylor Swift, for triggering a republican meltdown 😆
@SayAhh
@SayAhh 4 месяца назад
Barbie and Taylor: MAGA's Achilles Heel
@population-_-420
@population-_-420 4 месяца назад
Taylor swift needs to tell them we are nvr ever ever getting back together 😅
@shaneeslick
@shaneeslick 4 месяца назад
@@population-_-420 And I'm like... I just... I mean this is exhausting, you know
@FDR_progressive_liberal
@FDR_progressive_liberal 4 месяца назад
Don't touch them. They're all sticky.
@alfonzalynn9387
@alfonzalynn9387 4 месяца назад
mikeoxbig7931 Just mention Taylor Swift's name would trigger Republicans
@mikeoxbig7931
@mikeoxbig7931 4 месяца назад
‘Trump 2024’ is not a political slogan. It’s an expiration date.
@demetriusevans2730
@demetriusevans2730 4 месяца назад
lol that’s good
@tanja0411
@tanja0411 4 месяца назад
Oh I like that! Please please let people wake up 🙏
@ofaz6300
@ofaz6300 4 месяца назад
Nice…
@satisfactionguaranteed5355
@satisfactionguaranteed5355 4 месяца назад
Just watch and see what happens than you can eat your own words
@satisfactionguaranteed5355
@satisfactionguaranteed5355 4 месяца назад
Just watch and see what happens than you can eat your own words
@diytwoincollege7079
@diytwoincollege7079 4 месяца назад
Every time I see Taylor and MAGA mentioned online, I go stream 5 of her songs. It’s the best thing we can do.
@lindakautzman7388
@lindakautzman7388 4 месяца назад
Me too❤
@mk1st
@mk1st 4 месяца назад
Thank you for your service
@NatureLoverIII
@NatureLoverIII 4 месяца назад
Sorry about your poor song choices.
@bobbobbington3615
@bobbobbington3615 4 месяца назад
I love how seriously Liberals take memes
@FreedomfromTrump
@FreedomfromTrump 20 дней назад
@@bobbobbington3615 I don’t take any memes seriously from republicans. It’s all lies!
@veronicastapleton1188
@veronicastapleton1188 4 месяца назад
I literally laughed out loud when they say, "could this be idolatry?"
@k-ro7806
@k-ro7806 4 месяца назад
Same ! That and ''witchcraft'' !! Omg...
@rvcmathprof
@rvcmathprof 4 месяца назад
Right? How about their idolatry with Trump!
@dianealarcon8304
@dianealarcon8304 2 месяца назад
Trump, you’re fired!
@iamjackscompletelackofsurp9606
@iamjackscompletelackofsurp9606 4 месяца назад
Funny how maga media wasn’t telling Kanye to stay out of politics while he was hanging out with trump at the White House.
@meh52749
@meh52749 4 месяца назад
And they totally should've.
@DissectGibberish
@DissectGibberish 4 месяца назад
Of course not! He was one of Trump's special friends.
@masonh9200
@masonh9200 4 месяца назад
My favorite celebrity endorsement is the only thing I know to vote on. Why would I take my own values and policy agenda into account? My favorite screen actors’ and musicians’ endorsement is how I base my voting decisions
@williamgiven7892
@williamgiven7892 4 месяца назад
To be fair, Kanye was not really aware that he was at the White House.
@firstlast-gn5bo
@firstlast-gn5bo 4 месяца назад
@@masonh9200So you’re a MAGA.
@dailynews5683
@dailynews5683 4 месяца назад
If Taylor Swift endorsed Trump Fox News would be talking about how great she is non-stop.
@princequestly2218
@princequestly2218 4 месяца назад
it’s so true though, they’re just shameless hypocrites.
@gingernightmare9152
@gingernightmare9152 4 месяца назад
But they still are. Lot's of free publicity.
@rickl5596
@rickl5596 4 месяца назад
Yup, everything they claim they hate about what Democrats do they love if any MAGA/GOP folks do the same thing.
@a45341995615
@a45341995615 4 месяца назад
Perish the thought.
@caronstout354
@caronstout354 4 месяца назад
Fox AI Taylor Swift is Kari Lake singing on Auto-Tune!
@petewilcox3354
@petewilcox3354 4 месяца назад
Did that news anchor from Fox just ask "how much are we going to divide the country?" 🤣🤣🤣
@tracyavent-costanza346
@tracyavent-costanza346 4 месяца назад
WRT "...are we gonna divide the country?..." yeah, you caught that deep irony too. really, the stuff they get away with saying...
@tracyavent-costanza346
@tracyavent-costanza346 4 месяца назад
@@madreese69 WRT faux-news-talking-head telling taylor swift to "stay out of politics"... yep, irony runs Swift and deep (see what I did there) at faux news.
@petewilcox3354
@petewilcox3354 4 месяца назад
@@tracyavent-costanza346 fox news is pure comedy, they are entertainers.
@tracyavent-costanza346
@tracyavent-costanza346 4 месяца назад
@@petewilcox3354 WRT "...fox news is pure comedy..." you and I know that. their audience evidently does not know that. which by itself is kinda funny but not in an election year.
@elialmodovar6685
@elialmodovar6685 4 месяца назад
No. They ask how much saying this or that is worth to their masters.
@kmeggs111
@kmeggs111 4 месяца назад
I am totally getting one of those Dark Brandon mugs--😂😂😂
@richinoable
@richinoable 4 месяца назад
I wish some would give me one. They're awesome 😎. But I'm not gonna pay money
@FreedomfromTrump
@FreedomfromTrump 20 дней назад
@@richinoable It’s to help his campaign. You can’t really be a freeloader, can you?
@richinoable
@richinoable 20 дней назад
@@FreedomfromTrump I don't pay for Chinese hats or mugs.
@ColorMeConfused29
@ColorMeConfused29 4 месяца назад
These are the same fools who literally had a Golden Trump idol at CPAC and thought nothing of it.
@screggybojanklin3567
@screggybojanklin3567 4 месяца назад
Newsmax says "Idolatry is a sin". What do they think Trump supporters are doing?
@cybertoe1221
@cybertoe1221 4 месяца назад
I caught that, too. They have no self-awareness whatsoever.
@jchilds8408
@jchilds8408 4 месяца назад
My head almost exploded when Newsmax twit said that!!
@mcsq5899
@mcsq5899 4 месяца назад
Don't they remember the Golden Trump statue?
@hailboognish3858
@hailboognish3858 4 месяца назад
@@mcsq5899they don’t remember 5 minutes ago
@jackl4laughs
@jackl4laughs 4 месяца назад
​@@mcsq5899 some of my family work in churches and didn't understand why I was making fun of that, they were just mad their hero was being made fun of when I was actually just making fun of the gullible "Christians" worshipping a golden statue of Trump.(With no knowledge of Moses and the Israelites journey through the desert obviously.)
@chiplovitt8538
@chiplovitt8538 4 месяца назад
Jimmy, You're the best. Keep speaking the truth to power and leave 'em laughing,
@Noelia-Nedds-You
@Noelia-Nedds-You 4 месяца назад
Thank goodness Jimmy is back tonight. It was depressing last night with no Jimmy Kimmel or Guillermo
@dougdeveloper8850
@dougdeveloper8850 4 месяца назад
I remember when Arnold Schwarzenegger spoke at the RNC 2004. We disagreed with him but still liked him and watched his movies. These snowflakes cannot take Taylor Swift and she didn’t even say anything about the election.
@larryc1616
@larryc1616 4 месяца назад
The Republican base demands constant hate, alternative facts and conspiracy theories
@tanja0411
@tanja0411 4 месяца назад
💯 They can’t handle not one thing. Not one difficult question or disagreement or anyone else’s success. Why Dems can’t rally around some powerful words like calling Trump “weak and whiny” “unAmerican” (it’s okay for an American president at the time and former president) to threaten and target ordinary Americans?) and unpatriotic for a whole host of reasons. They have so much material and they never use powerful simple emotive words or phrases. With all the comedians and intelligent people on their side and a universe full of material? That’s the maddening part for me.
@iana2127
@iana2127 4 месяца назад
Because it's their default setting - anger. I wonder how one can live like that...must be so exhausting
@andrewrobinson1479
@andrewrobinson1479 4 месяца назад
That was pre-trump. Civility is out the window, in with the hate.
@sawittwo
@sawittwo 4 месяца назад
Smooth!
@ericahouston4395
@ericahouston4395 4 месяца назад
Believe it or not, as an american, Taylor is allowed to have opinions on elections and share them.
@rudolftrost3534
@rudolftrost3534 4 месяца назад
Is she? In a country where women cannot even have rights over their own bodies? The Illusion of Freedom seems to do the trick.
@jcoopes5604
@jcoopes5604 4 месяца назад
They’re scared of her!
@DissectGibberish
@DissectGibberish 4 месяца назад
@@jcoopes5604 Good!
@lillielevros-desir227
@lillielevros-desir227 4 месяца назад
That would mean she has free speech… that’s only reserved for CERTAIN Americans… just like the good ol days… when America was great!😅😅😅
@Sweettooth25
@Sweettooth25 4 месяца назад
@@lillielevros-desir227I see what you did there 😂
@headcode
@headcode 4 месяца назад
Taylor Swift should go after them for defamation. They're ruining her brand. She has as strong a case as Dominion.
@elialmodovar6685
@elialmodovar6685 4 месяца назад
Are you kidding? She's ruining THEIR brand. And they don't know what to do about her but call her names, and play her music while crying real tears.
@benguensche
@benguensche 4 месяца назад
Lol dominion
@janncoons7445
@janncoons7445 4 месяца назад
And remember if you put water on a magnet it will not work anymore! Bing bing bong bong😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@dianealarcon8304
@dianealarcon8304 2 месяца назад
Now, we know what he is doing from 3am to 6am! Wacko 🤪
@angelm.bouchard3722
@angelm.bouchard3722 4 месяца назад
They literally had a golden statue of Chump at an RNC convention, but they can’t see the idolatry there. WTF! Edit: Statue was at CPAC in 2022, not RNC, but it was still a “golden” idol.
@tanja0411
@tanja0411 4 месяца назад
Exactly! First thing I thought the second he said idoltry
@fionamackie3357
@fionamackie3357 4 месяца назад
How about when they Photoshop trump's head on to Rambo's body?😂😂😂 As if trump would be able to handle an assault rifle, let alone pick it up 😂😂😂 Hypocrisy is their only actual skill.
@fionamackie3357
@fionamackie3357 4 месяца назад
@@stephenbingham5935 that may be, but I was talking about Rambo which is a fictional character, in the context of idolatry.
@jeanbeans7926
@jeanbeans7926 4 месяца назад
My thought exactly.
@longforgotten4823
@longforgotten4823 4 месяца назад
My representative from Minnesota, who is part of the sedition caucus of the house, got elected while walking around the county, praising Trump and carrying a cardboard cut out of the dude.
@tvil8
@tvil8 4 месяца назад
They are so scared of taylor😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 and her fans are not just 11 year olds. She has an army of suburban housewives, myself included.
@starsabove8059
@starsabove8059 4 месяца назад
👍
@lilyjiri
@lilyjiri 4 месяца назад
Same here!
@TrumpGoByeBye
@TrumpGoByeBye 4 месяца назад
Senior grammas love her too 😊😊
@yara5502
@yara5502 4 месяца назад
Exactly!! And seniors too When will misogynistic men stop this narrative that her fans are young girls.
@3X73RM
@3X73RM 4 месяца назад
Wait, tickets for the Super Bowl is 12 THOUSAND dollars!? I thought he was gonna say $1200 and I would still have spit out my water, but twelve grand? 😂😂
@theresehopkins1581
@theresehopkins1581 4 месяца назад
The lady enjoying the snow with her dog was priceless!!!❤😂🎉 ❄ ❤😅🎉 ❄❤😊🎉 ❄
@thomaspatricio
@thomaspatricio 4 месяца назад
Are we at a point where calling someone a conservative or a Republican is the same as calling them insane? I think we are...
@williamkern500
@williamkern500 4 месяца назад
No,it proves they are traitors though!
@ggall001
@ggall001 4 месяца назад
It use to be just the crazy MAGA's but now it's the whole party it seems.😂
@gingernightmare9152
@gingernightmare9152 4 месяца назад
Conservatism = Authoritarianism, always has in every cuntry. 😁
@jeffmisch1485
@jeffmisch1485 4 месяца назад
Gives a new reason not to use the R word. Republican
@ronaldbarker5407
@ronaldbarker5407 4 месяца назад
Agree Trump made America worse
@johnm950
@johnm950 4 месяца назад
Don’t worry Trumpers, you’ve got Scott Baio, Kid Rock, and Ted Nugent. You’re doing just fine.
@aggressiveattitudeera887
@aggressiveattitudeera887 4 месяца назад
Don't forget Vanilla Ice!
@Bargoth60
@Bargoth60 4 месяца назад
Not Scott Baio!!!!
@thaliahall4599
@thaliahall4599 4 месяца назад
Oh yes, all Has Been now obnoxious aging Trumpeteers!😂
@veronicamitchell7423
@veronicamitchell7423 4 месяца назад
Ow Wee...
@MK-lh3xd
@MK-lh3xd 4 месяца назад
Kanye too
@robbinriley6259
@robbinriley6259 4 месяца назад
I cannot believe that such a pricing structure exists It is pure greed
@Alejandro8Mario
@Alejandro8Mario 4 месяца назад
Please, trump originally thought WW3 was wonder woman 3 🤷🏾‍♂️🤦🏾‍♂️🤣🤣
@xy6845
@xy6845 4 месяца назад
It's the latest version of the internet. Don't laugh, soon Musk might come around tryna change its name 😂
@btrous1
@btrous1 4 месяца назад
Perfect!
@tedtratt9553
@tedtratt9553 4 месяца назад
Isn't worshipping Trump, Idolatry? Hypocrisy gone mad.
@DissectGibberish
@DissectGibberish 4 месяца назад
Exactly! And the Trump Cult doesn't see that they are idolaters.
@sendittobrandon2012
@sendittobrandon2012 4 месяца назад
Thats cults for ya
@erincaitlin1655
@erincaitlin1655 4 месяца назад
It's called mass psychosis ...
@alphanerd7221
@alphanerd7221 4 месяца назад
No. Idolatry is the worship of idols, not people.
@e0n555
@e0n555 4 месяца назад
@@alphanerd7221 NO, idolatry is the worship of someTHING or someONE other than God.
@mikeoxbig7931
@mikeoxbig7931 4 месяца назад
Alina Habba: “I don’t know how to try this case, your honor.” I didn’t know Trump “University” had a law school. Explains a lot.
@population-_-420
@population-_-420 4 месяца назад
Taylor swift gonna beat the niners 💯
@Steven-lk2ub
@Steven-lk2ub 4 месяца назад
Thanks for your comment .😊
@Fatdog-Dakind
@Fatdog-Dakind 4 месяца назад
They should ask the, "Old Orange Witche's Bottom,'' how he got eVangelicow's to call him the, "CHOSEN-MAGA-ONE?"
@philipb2134
@philipb2134 4 месяца назад
​@@population-_-420yeah.... but had you seen the daughter, Clementine?
@DCell1961
@DCell1961 4 месяца назад
They weren't there to try the case. It had already been tried and Trump found guilty. She was there to try to lessen the damages. We now know how awfully ill prepared she was and what a terrible lawyer she is.
@Feverything2030
@Feverything2030 4 месяца назад
🤣🤣🤣Magic Hate Ball🤣🤣🤣
@user-dd6zq6xb2q
@user-dd6zq6xb2q 4 месяца назад
"We should run spell check..." hahahaha Great!
@Sli8ht
@Sli8ht 4 месяца назад
Throughout the KC Chiefs’ season people were saying Taylor was a jinx, now it’s rigged in their favor because of her🙄😂
@masonh9200
@masonh9200 4 месяца назад
They were hoping for a jinx. The truth is I’m waiting with bated breath who Taylor Swift endorses because that’s how I base my decision. Could you imagine voting on values and policy? That would be insane.
@wuxin5847
@wuxin5847 4 месяца назад
lol - no matter what they will blame taylor swift lol
@sonyaking8049
@sonyaking8049 4 месяца назад
'Demented' Biden is a genius for coming up with this plan.
@kingayy9267
@kingayy9267 4 месяца назад
@sonyaking8049 Pretty sure the answer is yes but, in this wild day, you understand why I feel it necessary to ask: you're being sarcastic, right? Demonstrating the hypocrisy of republican "thought?"
@Slo-ryde
@Slo-ryde 4 месяца назад
MAGATS say the superbowl is rigged… but they believe wrestling is real 😅….. beautiful!!!!
@laurirohr5364
@laurirohr5364 4 месяца назад
Who are these People!?! Seriously, these are some screwed up folk.
@user-qf7ud5de9h
@user-qf7ud5de9h 4 месяца назад
Screwy from st Louis as bugs would say😂🎉
@masonh9200
@masonh9200 4 месяца назад
I agree, Jimmy is super screwed up.
@Acts-xu7th
@Acts-xu7th 4 месяца назад
My Girlfriend is a Swifty voting Straight Blue ticket in November She never liked politics until now 😮🇺🇸
@doclewis8927
@doclewis8927 4 месяца назад
This is all over 28 seconds of her being on the screen! 28 SECONDS TOTAL. She's living in your brains rent free over 28 seconds! Wow.
@CJ-uo5cl
@CJ-uo5cl 4 месяца назад
I hope Taylor actually goes up on the jumbotron with a Biden T-shirt 😂
@user-os1kc8hf8r
@user-os1kc8hf8r 4 месяца назад
Ikr, MAGA'ts will be furious!! 😂
@cmgweb6951
@cmgweb6951 4 месяца назад
@@user-os1kc8hf8r That would be funny. Might be a brawl on national tv.
@cece5088
@cece5088 4 месяца назад
Conservatives come for strong, smart women like Taylor because they're legitimately terrified of them!!
@aggressiveattitudeera887
@aggressiveattitudeera887 4 месяца назад
"Conservatives come for strong, smart women..." *Pause.*
@population-_-420
@population-_-420 4 месяца назад
Tbh they need to just shake it off shake it off 😅
@robbiegailh.2076
@robbiegailh.2076 4 месяца назад
@@aggressiveattitudeera887 Yeah, like, "Conservatives curdle and cower for strong, smart women."
@Thanos1908
@Thanos1908 4 месяца назад
@@robbiegailh.2076 if jokes were bullets...you'd be safer than the pope whilst inside the popemobile.
@Al-oe8ib
@Al-oe8ib 4 месяца назад
She could stump up a lot more cash than the bankrupt syph
@sub-zero710
@sub-zero710 4 месяца назад
OMFG.... I died when that lady accused Taylor Swift of witchcraft! 🤣
@barbrybacki
@barbrybacki 4 месяца назад
Church lady: Could it be a spell?? Jimmy K: Better get Spell check! 😂
@joinoelle2073
@joinoelle2073 4 месяца назад
Taylor Swift is an American citizen and is entitled to vote and encourage civic engagement. Jeez, it's like they don't have any policies or ideas for a better future to promote. The fact that this network is piling on an American citizen is appalling. They prove everyday that this network is only in place to divide and poison the discourse.💙🇺🇲💙
@ricksimon9867
@ricksimon9867 4 месяца назад
Americans don't like it when citizens talk about politics, let alone superstars. It is a rotten society.
@tanja0411
@tanja0411 4 месяца назад
I wish the Dems would call Trump and his suck-up trolls and followers “non-American.” Because in America we’re okay with a former president (and president at the time) targeting and threatening ordinary American citizens. Those are American values? I don’t get why Dems can’t speak simply and call out their lack of patriotism and Americanism. It’s horrifying when you think about it. Can you imagine if Obama had done that? It’s all so crazy
@conundrum60690
@conundrum60690 4 месяца назад
Apparently 780 million wasn’t enough. We need to change laws. “People are saying” doesn’t change the fact that YOU are saying it.
@user-qf7ud5de9h
@user-qf7ud5de9h 4 месяца назад
Don't worry about jackals
@user-qf7ud5de9h
@user-qf7ud5de9h 4 месяца назад
She is too smart to get involved😅
@geekdiggy
@geekdiggy 4 месяца назад
i can't help but suspect the people getting mad at taylor swift being at football games are the same people who said they'd boycott the nfl over colin kaepernick. why are they still watching?
@wuxin5847
@wuxin5847 4 месяца назад
lol yes - they are all full of it - the irony is they do not have any problems with all the other celebrities at football games - if you watch the games you see that taylor swift is only shown a few times - meanwhile they show pans of fans yelling and screaming - how come that does no bother these smooth brains - and football has the most down time between plays then any other sport -
@richardlincourt2519
@richardlincourt2519 4 месяца назад
It’s easier to fool people than it is to convince them they’ve been fooled.-Mark Twain
@smasher1234
@smasher1234 4 месяца назад
Biden should run that commercial
@terryreynolds200
@terryreynolds200 4 месяца назад
Joe Biden should start wearing a t-shirt that says "I just want to find 11,780 votes, which is one more than we have."
@smasher1234
@smasher1234 4 месяца назад
@@terryreynolds200 no the shirt he should really wear is FTTP lol. First T is for Trump lol
@denisemadigan1038
@denisemadigan1038 4 месяца назад
He is a magic hate ball! 😂😂😂❤
@ashleytaveras9035
@ashleytaveras9035 4 месяца назад
Guillermo. Hope you had a wonderful birthday. Thank you for being part of the family. We love you! 🎉☺️
@population-_-420
@population-_-420 4 месяца назад
Im voting for blue this November 5 🌊 & u should too
@rickywahoo
@rickywahoo 4 месяца назад
Jimmy, it's not the Manchurian Candidate; it's the Kremlin Candidate
@florete2310
@florete2310 4 месяца назад
Happy Birthday, dude🥳
@sideshowbob
@sideshowbob 4 месяца назад
Those Rumba's in Puerto Rico are always Off the Hook!!!!
@Soohook
@Soohook 4 месяца назад
🎉Happy Birthday 🎂!!!
@Leon-gq7zs
@Leon-gq7zs 4 месяца назад
That restaurant is like ADT😂
@neuvocastezero1838
@neuvocastezero1838 4 месяца назад
If someone declares that "There is a 100% of an attack..." then it is very likely that they had something to do with it if one does occur.
@cheshirecat6518
@cheshirecat6518 4 месяца назад
It must suck to go through life thinking everything that you don't like or understand is a conspiracy against you.🤦‍♀️
@starsabove8059
@starsabove8059 4 месяца назад
👍
@michaelgillespie1206
@michaelgillespie1206 4 месяца назад
Sounds like my grandma, if something happens to me, it's God's wrath, let the same thing happen to her, and it's, "somebody did that on purpose because I'm a good Christian."
@williamgiven7892
@williamgiven7892 4 месяца назад
They tell their children from the minute they are born that they are victims. It's a self-fulfilling prophecy.
@caronstout354
@caronstout354 4 месяца назад
It's easier, for them, than actually trying to accept the world as it is...
@todd3205
@todd3205 4 месяца назад
We are old geezers with little knowledge of Taylor's music, but are swifties for life.
@jeanbeans7926
@jeanbeans7926 4 месяца назад
Same here. If she can bring the attention of young folks to the crises at hand, it's all the better.
@angelacorey5699
@angelacorey5699 4 месяца назад
Ditto!!!
@Jan-zv7ze
@Jan-zv7ze 4 месяца назад
Get into her music! No kidding. Taylor is the REAL thing..so talented, and, a great guitar player too!
@susanm7354
@susanm7354 4 месяца назад
I’m 69 and a new swiftie! Taylor’s music, videos and tours are awesome! Go Taylor!
@alphanerd7221
@alphanerd7221 4 месяца назад
@@Jan-zv7ze She's not particularly talented and she's not good at the guitar.
@judd442009
@judd442009 4 месяца назад
Just wait--next thing we know Marjorie Taylor Green will be showing shirtless Joe Biden pictures in Congress next.
@damienpol5215
@damienpol5215 4 месяца назад
Jake Tapper's wife said her favorite "family" restaurant is Comet Ping-Pong. Interesting.
@thomasdavis8861
@thomasdavis8861 4 месяца назад
If taylor swift goes at trump it's game over for trump
@robbiegailh.2076
@robbiegailh.2076 4 месяца назад
If only!
@thomasdavis8861
@thomasdavis8861 4 месяца назад
@robbiegailh.2076 taylor swift fans will come out in millions
@Freetospeak911
@Freetospeak911 4 месяца назад
​@@thomasdavis8861I'm counting on Taylor Swift and her Army of swifties to turn this election into a victory in 2024... 💙💙 Biden 2024 💙💙
@MHBCtube
@MHBCtube 4 месяца назад
Nah. If she endorses a Republican or a Democrat, the portion of her fans that belongs to the opposing party will drop off. Politics runs deep in people’s veins
@michaelgillespie1206
@michaelgillespie1206 4 месяца назад
It was already game over.
@izi5150
@izi5150 4 месяца назад
So Idolatry is a sin…? LIKE HAVING EXTREME ADMIRATION AND LOVE FOR AN EX PRESIDENT THAT IS SUPPOSEDLY THE ONLY PERSON THAT IS CAPABLE OF SAVING THE COUNTRY AND THE WORLD? But surely that isn’t idolatry?
@sonyaking8049
@sonyaking8049 4 месяца назад
Don't forget the gold statue.
@only1muppet
@only1muppet 4 месяца назад
But he was sent by God 😂
@brianclark9110
@brianclark9110 4 месяца назад
not idolatry...smart voting through experience
@eileenfidler6430
@eileenfidler6430 4 месяца назад
I thought they were claiming trump was the second coming of Jesus.
@johnygood5833
@johnygood5833 4 месяца назад
Read Matthew 7:21
@carewdjc
@carewdjc 4 месяца назад
"These people think that the NFL is fake and wrestling is real." 😄😆😅🤣
@AlexanderRubio36
@AlexanderRubio36 4 месяца назад
The bit on dynamic pricing is awesomely funny, thanks Yimmy.
@indigowolf556
@indigowolf556 4 месяца назад
This country is going crazy. Glad we have Jummy, Seth and Stephen! And... Guillermo ❤
@jenniferward2012
@jenniferward2012 4 месяца назад
LOVE THEM ALL 😂😂😂😂❤❤❤❤
@gilmoremccoy6930
@gilmoremccoy6930 4 месяца назад
AMEN!!! 🙏🏽
@peterpiper7441
@peterpiper7441 4 месяца назад
Stephen Colbert is not very funny though.
@minutelizard3576
@minutelizard3576 4 месяца назад
I wish they would be unscripted and not forced by network executives, but that’s not the media today. The left sucks and the right sucks and their mouth pieces are trash as well
@jamesrobbins8938
@jamesrobbins8938 4 месяца назад
What to tell you what to think 😂🤣😂
@AwesomeFish12
@AwesomeFish12 4 месяца назад
That dog scene at the start was so relatable to anyone who has a dog.
@jubileepup6877
@jubileepup6877 4 месяца назад
A big dog
@Ceerads
@Ceerads 4 месяца назад
Or a cat.
@feelnrite
@feelnrite 4 месяца назад
@@jubileepup6877 A big woman.
@scottcoon232
@scottcoon232 4 месяца назад
“dynamic pricing” = "let's never go there again"
@jeremyliland2450
@jeremyliland2450 4 месяца назад
“Run spell-check…” Such a brilliant line
@funkymonk984
@funkymonk984 4 месяца назад
"These people think football is fake and wrestling is real". Great quote.
@xy6845
@xy6845 4 месяца назад
And it's true.
@jaxjax3842
@jaxjax3842 4 месяца назад
😂
@bcatblues725
@bcatblues725 4 месяца назад
😂😂😂 right?
@heathernks8
@heathernks8 4 месяца назад
Actual football fans know both is rigged. I say that as a Chiefs and Taylor fan.
@funkymonk984
@funkymonk984 4 месяца назад
​@@heathernks8 . Hello. I am not a football fan, so you would know better than I. For the sake of having an interesting conversation here in the RU-vid comments section... how does the rigging in NFL football compare to professional wrestling? How would the concept of false equivalency apply? What I mean is, Pro Wrestling is theater, though of course to be a top pro wrestler you have to have athleticism and yes they do get hurt. Are Football games the same in your estimation?
@russellhammond371
@russellhammond371 4 месяца назад
That lady saying "witchcraft" hahahaha I just can't.
@DeadInside-ew8qb
@DeadInside-ew8qb 4 месяца назад
A spell? 😂😂😂
@whatabouttheearth
@whatabouttheearth 4 месяца назад
They're just mad that they aren't smart enough to spell.
@kwhp1507
@kwhp1507 4 месяца назад
Spell check, best dad joke ever!
@jonathonriddle9922
@jonathonriddle9922 4 месяца назад
5:34 - Pro-MAGA media has NO right to claim "idolatry" after displaying a golden statue of their orange savior at CPAC.
@DissectGibberish
@DissectGibberish 4 месяца назад
They will do it regardless, unless people keep calling them out on their hypocrisy.
@ChuckWortman
@ChuckWortman 4 месяца назад
​@DissectGibberish even if they do call them out and will not stop them from being hypocrites
@mrcoyleteach
@mrcoyleteach 4 месяца назад
Beat me to the obvious hypocrisy...
@cmw12
@cmw12 4 месяца назад
Had that exact thought. Their lack of self-awareness is truly shocking.
@katinacarson-hunwi7297
@katinacarson-hunwi7297 4 месяца назад
I agree. But that’s okay for republicans to idolize an immoral person but yet Taylor can’t vote for who she wants to. The Republican Party is all crazy.
@Dan-ud8hz
@Dan-ud8hz 4 месяца назад
If restaurants want to charge "dynamic prices" at peak hours, then the kitchen staff and wait staff should have their wages raised dynamically to match.
@lyndaweister9984
@lyndaweister9984 4 месяца назад
@Dan-ud8hz~EXACTLY 🎯
@nonya.bizness
@nonya.bizness 4 месяца назад
raising the price of food in response to people being hungrier. not a good look.
@xcwarrior
@xcwarrior 4 месяца назад
Yeah, for today at least, that was scariest part of this monologue. "Dynamic pricing" sounds like a fancy phrase for, "Going out of business." If you see a restaurant do this crap, do not patronize them.
@cathyspiller7154
@cathyspiller7154 4 месяца назад
Need the footage on the "Golden Trump" statue. Where did that thing finally end up?
@dianealarcon8304
@dianealarcon8304 2 месяца назад
One day it will be at the entrance of the Trump Library at the Mar Lardo theme park.
@Power_to_the_people567
@Power_to_the_people567 4 месяца назад
The sad part is that the deal Trump cooked made the whole situation in Gaza more volatile. He literally unilaterally decided Jerusalem belonged to Israel and moved the US embassy even though that was a big contention between the Palestinian people and Israel. Trump simply added fuel to a fire that had been burning for decades. For him to claim that he made the world safer is just not a historical fact at all😂
@allisonjames2923
@allisonjames2923 4 месяца назад
Dump has always dealt in spin, never fact
@michaelgillespie1206
@michaelgillespie1206 4 месяца назад
Anyplace Trump is at, is not safer.
@DissectGibberish
@DissectGibberish 4 месяца назад
Trump lies about everything. The fact that he helped fan the flames in Israel is no surprise whatsoever. Let other people know.
@miller7522
@miller7522 4 месяца назад
And what did the Venezuelan oil sanctions do to the immigration numbers?
@donnadayle3762
@donnadayle3762 4 месяца назад
you are exactly right. if that didn't make trump a war monger...nothing will. that really upset me especially when jared was in on it!!
@wudzen
@wudzen 4 месяца назад
Haaa, thanks for your service Jimmy☮💌
@derekkoch9734
@derekkoch9734 4 месяца назад
Jimmy knocks another one out of the park. ❤
@Abkrum
@Abkrum 4 месяца назад
Happy birthday Guillermo! ❤🎉😘
@niacal4nia
@niacal4nia 4 месяца назад
Ramaswamy reminds me of the poop emoji 💩😂
@Mr3121996
@Mr3121996 4 месяца назад
thats hilarious, I literally lol'd
@kallen868
@kallen868 4 месяца назад
🤣
@randy7003
@randy7003 4 месяца назад
I can see the resemblance! 😂😂😂! 👍
@iamjackscompletelackofsurp9606
@iamjackscompletelackofsurp9606 4 месяца назад
Ramaswampy
@deusexmachina9217
@deusexmachina9217 4 месяца назад
Lol, but I get reminded of a poop emoji 💩 when looking at you from an intellectual pov.
@mechanix1228
@mechanix1228 4 месяца назад
Swift has barely said a word and the right is giving her all this publicity. The best part is its FREE.
@jamesdelb6885
@jamesdelb6885 4 месяца назад
I love that commercial. I want one of those mugs now.
@johnmills186
@johnmills186 4 месяца назад
LOL If you had Ted Nutgent as a spokesman and your competitor got Taylor Swift wouldn't you panic. MAGA Gullibility borders on insanity.
@thaliahall4599
@thaliahall4599 4 месяца назад
Exactly!😂
@Nerd3Ddotcom
@Nerd3Ddotcom 4 месяца назад
Maga may border insanity. But it's inside the border.
@annestewart5741
@annestewart5741 4 месяца назад
Fear & loathing... Gotta have something "trumped up" to keep the fear mongering machine churning out b.s. & going strong! Continuously! 🤦‍♀️🙄 Ridiculous, huh?
@tanja0411
@tanja0411 4 месяца назад
Borders? I wish! It’s so sad that they’ve completely flown past insanity plus hypocrisy plus toxicity. Like they were fine with Kid Rock stumping for and Kanye meeting Trump. Weird how it’s always only a conspiracy when non-MAGA people are successful.
@newname9064
@newname9064 4 месяца назад
Speaking of borders, how is Biden handling the Mexico border situation?
@user-jn5ux1ct4r
@user-jn5ux1ct4r 4 месяца назад
“Magic Hate Ball” dropped me 😂😂😂😂
@thaisstone5192
@thaisstone5192 4 месяца назад
Yeah, that was dead bloody clever!!!
@suongphan5373
@suongphan5373 4 месяца назад
Thank you so much
@Jan-iq5sm
@Jan-iq5sm 4 месяца назад
Thank the stars for this show . Keeps me sane .
@sethabel4315
@sethabel4315 4 месяца назад
Oh, wow. Taylor can literally sue these people.
@leysin456
@leysin456 4 месяца назад
He's like a magic hate ball. Gold.
@jeanbeans7926
@jeanbeans7926 4 месяца назад
yup!
@jecsquish
@jecsquish 4 месяца назад
lol, finally a president with a kung fu grip... and no mind of his own. That's one of the most apt observations of all time.
@luisreyes1963
@luisreyes1963 4 месяца назад
You know society's gone to Hell when restaurants start adding fees & charges like airlines do. 😩
@rudeinterplanetjanet
@rudeinterplanetjanet 4 месяца назад
You know they are scared when they claim Taylor is a witch and Satan possesses her soul! Lol! It's too funny how frightened they are of Taylor and her man Kelce.
@user-qf7ud5de9h
@user-qf7ud5de9h 4 месяца назад
Paul consulted the witch of endor so I think that lady (Saul)must be the synagogue of satan (satyr) since corvus is a murderer
@user-qf7ud5de9h
@user-qf7ud5de9h 4 месяца назад
The necromancers cannibals and zombies should be worried
@user-qf7ud5de9h
@user-qf7ud5de9h 4 месяца назад
Revelations 22:15-19 Satan should have spared Jobs life but he murdered Job instead.. Jesus told satan that he could do anything except take Jobs life. So Satyr murdered himself.
@Spiritof_76
@Spiritof_76 4 месяца назад
@@user-qf7ud5de9h That's what it said in the book of fiction, huh? Also, no S in Revelation.
@wuxin5847
@wuxin5847 4 месяца назад
@@Spiritof_76 and in the job book of fiction there is no jesus - fictional jesus is only in the nt lol
@jaytalbot1146
@jaytalbot1146 4 месяца назад
How does Trump "know" there "is a 100% chance of a terrorist attack"? Is he organizing one? "Be there it will be wild!"
@user-qf7ud5de9h
@user-qf7ud5de9h 4 месяца назад
More of a circumcised circus😂🎉
@SayAhh
@SayAhh 4 месяца назад
Trump also said that a middle class taxcut is coming in 2 weeks and that he had an Obamacare replacement plan that's so good you wouldn't believe.
@mrdenson3101
@mrdenson3101 4 месяца назад
He reads intelligence briefings which all former presidents are allowed to. From there he sees the assessment of professionals and then talks about it in his deranged speeches, so that if it happens ( which he hopes ) he can then tell his supporters that he predicted it
@AG-cw9sq
@AG-cw9sq 4 месяца назад
Or maybe he knows exactly to which terrorist group he sold the stolen classified documents, anyways it is worrisome.
@sheilaboston7051
@sheilaboston7051 4 месяца назад
@@mrdenson3101 No, he doesn't. I believe he's the only president who lost that honour. President Biden refused to let him have access, and do you blame him!?
@tabeathahall8246
@tabeathahall8246 4 месяца назад
Where do these polls get their numbers? I've voted in every election since I turned 18. I vote every 2 years and in the primaries. I'm now 50 and I have never been asked who I plan on voting for.
@heathernks8
@heathernks8 4 месяца назад
Same
@philobrien8920
@philobrien8920 4 месяца назад
Omg that first clip! Pro tip- never get a dog, the same size as you.
@sandytrunks
@sandytrunks 4 месяца назад
@2:42 "The average price for tickets [to the Super Bowl] is a little over 12 thousand dollars." That is INSANE!!
@wuxin5847
@wuxin5847 4 месяца назад
so do not go - i never go to any games - i watch it on tv in my nice warm comfortable home -
@JusticeAlways
@JusticeAlways 4 месяца назад
I quit football cold turkey. Waste of my time actually...😊
@RobertaNicholson1374
@RobertaNicholson1374 4 месяца назад
@@wuxin5847they didn’t say they wanted to go lol I think it’s insane. I don’t want to go or watch it on tv and I never have lol no connection to thinking 12k for a ticket is crazy.
@gwendolynbrown1111
@gwendolynbrown1111 4 месяца назад
​@JusticeAlway Yes . Definitely something better to do.
@hellshade2
@hellshade2 4 месяца назад
"the not too swiftees" LOL, good one Jimmy!
@Rugelacharugula
@Rugelacharugula 4 месяца назад
If I were Tay Tay, I’d just periodically throw absolutely random crap out on social media, until the incel community just completely melted down.
@LollieVox
@LollieVox 4 месяца назад
Omg that intro!!😂
@MiBzAn
@MiBzAn 4 месяца назад
Ticket prices for everything are ridiculous. Only the wealthy seem to be able to eat well, have a doctor, a house and be entertained anymore. Thank goodness us poor folk still have Jimmy's monologues to look forward to on RU-vid ❤ 🎉 Thanks Jimmy!!! ❤
@2727rogers
@2727rogers 4 месяца назад
Kind of reminds me of that line Let Them Eat Cake. The difference is in France the person who said that lost their head but in the USA they would be elected to Congress.
@mypillowguy445
@mypillowguy445 4 месяца назад
Jack Smith nominated Trump for The No Bail Prize.
@lyndaweister9984
@lyndaweister9984 4 месяца назад
@mypillowguy445~🤣🤣
@wuxin5847
@wuxin5847 4 месяца назад
i do not trust jack smith - what is he waiting for to put trump in jail - is hr going to wait till it is too late and then say oh well i tried
@bukketkid2567
@bukketkid2567 4 месяца назад
Ok, thats a hilarious mug and i want one 😂
@prisonersforprofit
@prisonersforprofit 4 месяца назад
lol, "points straight to my trowser wowser."
@marlenemounce2918
@marlenemounce2918 4 месяца назад
Just bought a dark Brandon cup 😂
@CJ-uo5cl
@CJ-uo5cl 4 месяца назад
We already HAD a major "tourist" attack.
@wharris123184
@wharris123184 4 месяца назад
5:11 Put the wine bottle down. Good lord… 😂😂😂
@spleck615
@spleck615 4 месяца назад
Dynamic rate pricing? That’s unheard of. You mean they might charge me less if I’m willing to eat before 5:30? What a novel concept! 😅
@TheOfficialTarynTots
@TheOfficialTarynTots 4 месяца назад
I admit I watched Kristen Hagen chase her dog a couple of times. 😂😂
@user-qf7ud5de9h
@user-qf7ud5de9h 4 месяца назад
Jackal
@Spiritof_76
@Spiritof_76 4 месяца назад
@@user-qf7ud5de9h WTF is that supposed to mean?
@lynnadames9526
@lynnadames9526 4 месяца назад
I laughed out loud at the Salmon Ella at the dinner skit!!! 😅😅😅😅😅 That was HILARIOUS!
@SanityTV_Last_Sane_Man_Alive
@SanityTV_Last_Sane_Man_Alive 4 месяца назад
"Idolatry is a sin" says the people who had a golden idol of trump at CPAC...😂😂😂
@D.D.1963
@D.D.1963 4 месяца назад
✨I put a spell on you ✨Now your mine✨ 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@denisemadigan1038
@denisemadigan1038 4 месяца назад
Thank you Jimmy! Stay reasonable! 😊❤ Oh, and I loved the last show with Guillermos Birthday ride! 😂😂 I Love Your Show!
@nancyscogin7549
@nancyscogin7549 4 месяца назад
I can barely breathe laughing at the woman and dog in the opening clip!!
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