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Stephen Colbert addresses the issue on everyone's mind (that photo of Chris Evans' penis) before turning to the day's other pressing stories including the California wildfires and new revelations from Bob Woodward about President Trump's handling of the pandemic. #Colbert #Election2020 #Monologue
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Комментарии : 5 тыс.   
@tfox285
@tfox285 4 года назад
I can’t wait until you interview Chris Evans next.
@itwasagoodideaatthetime7980
I don't think Stephen has ever interviewed Chris Evans.
@spacemanspiff2137
@spacemanspiff2137 4 года назад
This next hurricane season is just a result of ocean mismanagement
@lilsammich8252
@lilsammich8252 4 года назад
If we just vacuumed the ocean we wouldnt even have hurricanes.
@annamara5252
@annamara5252 4 года назад
@@lilsammich8252vacuum the sand you say? man I just can't anymore 😪 😕 😩,
@aeolussvichi7680
@aeolussvichi7680 4 года назад
Yea, Poseidon is really slacking on his duties. But trump better be careful, next time he goes on his yacht Poseidon might send him his very own little Odyssey like he did back in the day with the last guy who disrespected him lol.
@marcorubio4628
@marcorubio4628 4 года назад
Why can’t I decipher funny and serious dogma anymore no 🧢
@joeowle9494
@joeowle9494 4 года назад
Spaceman Spiff It’s Obama‘s fault.
@justinlibby-perry1601
@justinlibby-perry1601 4 года назад
"We now know the president lied..." Shut. The. Front. Door. 😱
@alexv3357
@alexv3357 4 года назад
Stephen's wife laughing in the background of the show is one of the best parts of the COVID era
@bicanoo_magic3452
@bicanoo_magic3452 4 года назад
The southern hemisphere has just hit spring. COVID was already dead during winter. We are almost totally opened up and you won't find a mask that much anymore. Sweden didn't even do a lock down and they have exactly the same stats per head of population as the rest of the world. Yet their economy hasn't suffered one iota. Explain that away with your paranoia. And before you start quoting stupid places like the CDC and the WHO. CDC is owned by Gates and Fauci. WHO is owned by the CCP.
@alexv3357
@alexv3357 4 года назад
@@bicanoo_magic3452 Please take your bullshit propaganda elsewhere. Europe and the southern hemisphere are doing well because they had effective nation-wide outbreak responses, whereas the US's plan to combat COVID is still "let the states deal with it." Trump and his cronies have been preventing the CDC's professionals from actually tackling the problem, thus making the pandemic worse than it should have been for everyone. Hell even _China_ managed this disease better than we have, and they managed it abysmally, especially early on, and it is entirely Trump's fault that over 200,000 people have died as a result. The CDC in the span of one disaster has gone from the world's most respected medical institution to a muzzled irrelevancy for no good reason. Trump has squandered all of its 74 years of good work for nothing.
@annwilliams6438
@annwilliams6438 4 года назад
bicanoo_magic Yup, because your country just didn’t give your pensioners CoVid treatment, just let them die and then didn’t report them as CoVid statistics!
@bicanoo_magic3452
@bicanoo_magic3452 4 года назад
@@annwilliams6438 Our country was JUST as guilty as the rest.The CDC revised their figures downwards again today. Lieing sneaky bastards. No media announcement or apology, just a quite post on Fauci and Bill's website. These people should be hung for crimes against humanity.Bill will for sure. Fauci patented COVID-19 before the outbreak. How can you patent something that is apparently naturally occurring? You can't patent nature. You can ONLY patent man made 'inventions".
@abrianaholliday5042
@abrianaholliday5042 4 года назад
yes omg it really brings me joy. and Stephen seems like such an amazing and heartwarming presence in her life. i love that he makes her laugh
@zesty9815
@zesty9815 4 года назад
Coronavirus? ♦ “It'll get warmer” Forest fires? ♦ “It'll get cooler”
@ampleoloruntogbe1434
@ampleoloruntogbe1434 4 года назад
Shhh! Trump is allergic to logic and common sense
@henrytai6227
@henrytai6227 4 года назад
Yeah, like make up your mind, man🤷‍♂️
@Arltratlo
@Arltratlo 4 года назад
@@ampleoloruntogbe1434 you mean his voters...!
@gggnumber1
@gggnumber1 4 года назад
Zesty- No problem. It'll do both at the same time.
@lorilazise1521
@lorilazise1521 4 года назад
Zesty lol
@maximilianb7722
@maximilianb7722 4 года назад
"I don't think science knows" Honestly I'm just at a loss of words at this point.
@telectronix1368
@telectronix1368 4 года назад
I mean he probably doesn't think this. Because he doesn't understand what science is.
@CloudsGirl7
@CloudsGirl7 4 года назад
The buffoon doesn't understand the difference between seasons and climate, just like how he doesn't understand the difference between science and religion. I mean, he could have stopped at "think", and for once he would have told the truth.
@PeopleHealthTru
@PeopleHealthTru 4 года назад
@@telectronix1368 The only way to stop the forest and building fires is to send all Demonrats antifa and lawyers to the FEMA concentration camps until the arsons stop occurring.
@telectronix1368
@telectronix1368 4 года назад
@@PeopleHealthTru Proving that the 'magafan' stereotype is indeed based in truth. Good job! 👍🏼
@lisajenkins4416
@lisajenkins4416 4 года назад
I don't think, science knows
@NorthMountainFairy
@NorthMountainFairy 4 года назад
I’ve been hiking the woods for years and exploding trees have always been a bigger threat than bear encounters. That’s why I tell everyone anytime they brave the woods for a hike or for a little camping, you MUST always wear a head to toe flameproof suit the entire time you’re in the ancient explosive landscape of the forest. The more you know 🌈⭐️
@telectronix1368
@telectronix1368 4 года назад
You mean you didn't learn the forest lore that to get away from a bear you just run uphill, kicking a dry tree downwards behind you? How do folk survive today without knowing basics of exploding tree usage?
@ixchelssong
@ixchelssong 4 года назад
I used to work for the Forest Service. And now I know we have to expand the definition of "widow maker."
@VP_A-Team
@VP_A-Team 4 года назад
@@ixchelssong I used to work for he forest service as well. We learned early that you don't always look up for widow makers. The ones on the ground are the sneaky ones. That's why I always wore the full bomb disposal gear in the bush. It made work a lot harder and slower (and it was f$%^& hot!!!) but better safe than sorry. I lost two of my technicians once when they thought I was joking and they left their gear in the truck. It was a difficult day explaining their deaths to their families...
@yoyobrando9243
@yoyobrando9243 4 года назад
I also have been hiking the woods for years, and I agree with your assessment. But I would also add a bit of knowledge that a ranger taught me. Contrary to popular practice you should always keep your food in your tent. That way when a tree explodes in the night you can smear the inside tent fabric with mayonnaise, or some other non-combustable food stuff to keep yourself safe from burning up. Like you said, the more you know.
@terryfuldsgaming7995
@terryfuldsgaming7995 4 года назад
I bet you didnt know that bear mace is actually just a small fire extinguisher for exploding trees. they just dont tell you that because they want to downplay the danger. Dont want to start a panic you know?
@Seantendo
@Seantendo 4 года назад
Stephen missed an obvious Smash Mouth reference: "My world's on fire, how 'bout yours?"
@nurlindafsihotang49
@nurlindafsihotang49 4 года назад
Ah! I tought i was the only one!😂😂
@sapphireriddles6692
@sapphireriddles6692 4 года назад
That's cause the next line is "that's the way i like it"
@nnooooooooooooo
@nnooooooooooooo 3 года назад
@@sapphireriddles6692 Can't really say we're getting bored, though.
@MsAuntie-Hero
@MsAuntie-Hero 4 года назад
As a Latino in Nevada I can honestly say: trump 2020 for prison!
@rudyjimenez1689
@rudyjimenez1689 4 года назад
As another Nevaden Latino you are full of CaCa.
@misskitty6586
@misskitty6586 4 года назад
Trump doesn't care about you. You'll realize that eventually.
@groot-yq7yq
@groot-yq7yq 4 года назад
Just because you've been in prison, doesn't mean anything
@19lhernandez
@19lhernandez 4 года назад
M A As a Latina from Texas, I say the same thing!!! Can’t wait to see them dragging that orange buffoon trump from the White House!!
@dryaplesbrokentelevision656
@dryaplesbrokentelevision656 4 года назад
Hey, remember when Trump supporters said: "Nobody knew the pandemic was more serious than the flu?" TRUMP KNEW Y'all need a new excuse
@batintheattic7293
@batintheattic7293 4 года назад
Ah - it was mere hours ago when a Trumpy told me Covid19 was a hoax. So - even after he's been on tape saying it's real and it's bad - they're still insisting it's not. It's not a headless chicken situation. It's a mutant miracle chicken with transverse placement of head and arse, both of which have been cut off, and it's still running around.
@parnelpospahala7920
@parnelpospahala7920 4 года назад
His base, too.
@Crippycooke
@Crippycooke 4 года назад
They're already saying "he didn't lie" because the truth doesn't matter to them.
@ParadoxChiaki
@ParadoxChiaki 4 года назад
@Brick Schitthouse 40% of carriers are asymptomatic, at a loose estimate with information available publicly. Given the virulence of the strain, this means the apparently-unaffected population becomes a vector for more rapid and difficult-to-control spread. The fact that symptoms fail to manifest in some carriers actually serves to make the virus more deadly, since it exponentially increases the total number of infected people. Hope this information helps you! ^_^
@rrrjjj5572
@rrrjjj5572 4 года назад
I live in the forest in Washington. Trees, after 18 months are not "dry as matchsticks." And they do not explode. Ever. What a nutjob.
@lilaclizard4504
@lilaclizard4504 4 года назад
You're lucky! Try living in Australia where they literally do! Eucalyptus oil vapour is highly flamable & the trees like fires & so deliberately try to create & intensify them by waiting until the weather reaches peak dryness, then dropping literally half their leaves & large numbers of branches over a period of just 1-2 weeks, leaving the ground 2 foot deep in fresh leaf litter, even if it was completely clear before, all in an attempt to give the fire more fuel. They also half shed their bark & leave it hanging off the trunk so as to act like tinder & grab any ground fire & raise it into those flamable leaves & then the bark flies off & starts dozens of new fires 20kms away & repeats & once the fire is going, then trees literally explode/shatter & send burning wood in all directions as the fire approaches
@zacklance7798
@zacklance7798 4 года назад
Some kinds of aspens found across the US can do the same thing and reignite behind fire lines trapping crews and equipment
@ecchidragon8038
@ecchidragon8038 4 года назад
@@lilaclizard4504 So even your _trees_ try to kill you? It's official - Australia is a Death World.
@lilaclizard4504
@lilaclizard4504 4 года назад
@@zacklance7798 Yup. Pine trees too. Imported Eucalyptus trees in Cali in addition to that too. Any trees with volatile oils in their leaves/needles are a problem
@lilaclizard4504
@lilaclizard4504 4 года назад
​@@ecchidragon8038 lol :) Well they're not really trying to kill us though, it's just their way of making babies :) They send out billions of seeds on the wind, in protected coatings that only break with temperatures over about 1000 degrees, so then they need to get the fire that hot, & then to their babies to help them germinate :) Those super hot fires also clear out everything else, so that their babies get full sunlight & no competition (except that lots of species do the same thing lol, a few months after fires here the bush is teaming with life!)
@incognitro7634
@incognitro7634 4 года назад
Donald Trump - "I didn't want people to panic"......and that's why I'm using Panic as my electoral platform.
@ellynmacgregor8210
@ellynmacgregor8210 4 года назад
He didn't want to use up all of his panic points at once!
@sq1734
@sq1734 4 года назад
PANIC is an acronym
@rgwak
@rgwak 4 года назад
t'rump on wildfires: "We need to rake the floors." t'rump on hurricanes: "We need to nuke the storms." t'rump on the corona: "We need to inject bleach into our lungs." 🤔😅😂🤣
@wayneurquhart1967
@wayneurquhart1967 4 года назад
I like how you laughed at your own jokes.
@xYouthAttackx
@xYouthAttackx 4 года назад
@@wayneurquhart1967 actually a few people agreed with him.
@wayneurquhart1967
@wayneurquhart1967 4 года назад
@@xYouthAttackx You mean to say Trump really said those things? I thought Ro G was joking.
@aking3624
@aking3624 4 года назад
If only his supporters listened...
@joshualagrimas9555
@joshualagrimas9555 4 года назад
@@wayneurquhart1967 he did. as well as nuking the hurricanes. Look it up.
@Dean0017
@Dean0017 4 года назад
Bill Murray quote. "It’s hard to win an argument with a smart person, but it’s damn near impossible to win an argument with a stupid person."
@parsnipmcgee329
@parsnipmcgee329 4 года назад
I just googled that quote because I'd have bet my shoes that it was from Mark Twain. Bill Murray.
@calpurniabruchi5742
@calpurniabruchi5742 4 года назад
@@parsnipmcgee329 no Mark Twain did NOT say this, do some more googling.
@parsnipmcgee329
@parsnipmcgee329 4 года назад
@@calpurniabruchi5742 Uncle! I googled and learned. Yeesh. Give a girl a break.
@NBGTFO
@NBGTFO 4 года назад
And the idiots like to get their news from stupid, washed-up, lying comedians rather than actual news sources... although most of those aren't much better.
@Dean0017
@Dean0017 4 года назад
@@NBGTFO News? No man... I'm just another Canadian that likes to laugh at the Trumptards of America... Why are you watching this video?
@nyamaruruduke4752
@nyamaruruduke4752 4 года назад
I don't think science knows actually..... Ladies and gentlemen. The president of the United States of America
@emerje0
@emerje0 4 года назад
Trump thinks "science" is people in lab coats thinking hard about stuff and nobody thinks harder than he does. Science also doesn't know about exploding trees and that COVID-19 will just go away.
@NeoMorphUK
@NeoMorphUK 4 года назад
This from the President of “Lets get people to sweep up the leaves” and “It’ll get cooler” like “one day it will just go away” in reference to the Coronavirus. President Dumber Trump.
@aweescotsdog8358
@aweescotsdog8358 4 года назад
Good point. Reminds me of the time when Sarah Huckabee Sander’s claimed that a climate change report by multiple government agencies was “not based on facts or data”. A Climate of Denial (aka Donald Trump's Gas Tricks) Don Trump trusts his gut more than his brain For it covers, by far, more terrain With a massive expanse Even bigger than France It requires gastric bands to restrain And though his choice might seem quite quaint His gut is one thing his brain ain't It is always quite full As a general rule Though what's in it is not for the faint The inner workings of Donald Trump His intestinal greenhouse gas pump That in just a short while Can produce quite a pile Sarah Huckabee's huge data dump! And now that she has what she needs To fertilise all of her seeds Of doubt that she sows The debt that she owes Is to Trump for his excessive greed Yet if only they thought with their heads Things might be a bit better it's said But that might not be true There is shlt in there too All over, and it's evenly spread
@nyamaruruduke4752
@nyamaruruduke4752 4 года назад
@Kent Horvath this is an irresponsible comment.
@nyamaruruduke4752
@nyamaruruduke4752 4 года назад
@Kent Horvath That's why people do research. To find solutions to all these problems. In terms of forest fires. We do actually know what causes them and how they can be prevented. It's just that this administration is too dumb to act on it. They'd rather stick their heads in the sand and ignore scientific advice. And before you say that its the work of the states. Be reminded that majority of forest land is owned by the federal government
@jacquelinefaye9669
@jacquelinefaye9669 4 года назад
My beautiful Husband died in May. This is the first time I’ve belly laughed since then. Thank you, Steven. ❤️
@CapricornGirl9
@CapricornGirl9 4 года назад
I’m sorry for your loss.
@jacquelinefaye9669
@jacquelinefaye9669 4 года назад
Margie Mackrell Thank you. ❤️
@suwahwaitieh-kabehl2396
@suwahwaitieh-kabehl2396 4 года назад
So sorry for your loss.
@jacquelinefaye9669
@jacquelinefaye9669 4 года назад
Suwah Waitieh-Kabehl Thank you. X
@deprofundis3293
@deprofundis3293 4 года назад
My condolences... 😢
@Squishylemoncat
@Squishylemoncat 4 года назад
I can't tell you how many times an exploding tree has really messed up my day.
@terrierqueen4091
@terrierqueen4091 4 года назад
If we were in a Monty Python skit...
@rhetoricalquestion6009
@rhetoricalquestion6009 4 года назад
Coronavirus? ♦ “It'll get warmer” Forest fires? ♦ “It'll get cooler”
@ellenedekantella1822
@ellenedekantella1822 4 года назад
😂😂😂😂😂
@tomvana4270
@tomvana4270 4 года назад
Liberal= it'll get dumber.
@D.E.X
@D.E.X 4 года назад
You ARE very clever. :-) Sorry I cannot "like" it more than once.
@anemicsilence
@anemicsilence 4 года назад
😆👍
@WakeUpAmerican000s
@WakeUpAmerican000s 4 года назад
@@tomvana4270 - republican't party puke = already as dumb as it can be
@jjjjjjjjjjjjjjjj178
@jjjjjjjjjjjjjjjj178 4 года назад
"I don't think science knows, actually.." -The president of the United States
@bumgarner4987
@bumgarner4987 4 года назад
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!! Why is our leader so dumb ?!!! Ugh 🤦🏼‍♀️
@PeopleHealthTru
@PeopleHealthTru 4 года назад
@Andrew Taylor Truth is that CO2 is the lowest in thousands of years of history, the earth is greening more than drying, and the sun affects climate a thousand times more than humans.
@PeopleHealthTru
@PeopleHealthTru 4 года назад
@Andrew Taylor History guarantees that a cooling age will follow a warming age, until God burns up the Demonrats and the earth.
@Silvervein55
@Silvervein55 4 года назад
@@PeopleHealthTru Truth is, you are a troll. Science knows, friend.
@LDiamondz
@LDiamondz 4 года назад
@@PeopleHealthTru you are an idiot, we all know, friend.
@illseed7
@illseed7 4 года назад
I swear Stephen’s sense of humor warms my heart and brightens my day.
@Godric_71
@Godric_71 4 года назад
Stephen: I got really good at not doing my job. Me: you could get a job in the White House.
@hudson5610
@hudson5610 4 года назад
I was confused with this - was he talking about himself or another Trump tweet
@Permaclok
@Permaclok 4 года назад
@@hudson5610 he says he got good at being off work after 2 weeks, drawing parallel to the commander in chief doing sweet F.A.
@kskess
@kskess 4 года назад
I wish!
@icetrae8417
@icetrae8417 4 года назад
I love the person in the background trying to supress their laughter. And you could see Colbert trying too. It's the funniest thing and we need funny right now.
@stevenclevenger9032
@stevenclevenger9032 4 года назад
I believe it's his wife
@ekdaufin1485
@ekdaufin1485 4 года назад
That’s his wife Evie!
@TheClairemyst
@TheClairemyst 4 года назад
I will miss her when he goes back. They r cute together
@alainarchambault2331
@alainarchambault2331 4 года назад
50% of forest land is federal. Perhaps he should take his own advice and help out.
@Petalumination
@Petalumination 4 года назад
Don’t go muddying the water with facts. Trump will call you boring and rapidly fading.
@kevingconroy1443
@kevingconroy1443 4 года назад
Science doesn’t know oh ffs someone shut him up.
@JellyFinch
@JellyFinch 4 года назад
Science certainly knew enough to give him that microphone, his cars' GPS nav, his plane, his food, his shitty tan, and that pocket sized super computer he word-vomits from 24/7, but hey, I'm sure a reality TV star can take the scientific community to school on climate.
@ellynmacgregor8210
@ellynmacgregor8210 4 года назад
@An Deo "Fix Mother Nature is easy"? Then you agree with tRump, for example, that the best way to "fix" a hurricane is to hit it with a nuclear device?
@aponiaa
@aponiaa 3 года назад
a Trump supporter: tHaT's NoT wHaT hE sAiD
@BrianHolmes
@BrianHolmes 4 года назад
Stephen, I hope to see you retire Trump's voice from your catalog this year, would like to never hear his voice again. Glad to see you back.
@everwhat013
@everwhat013 4 года назад
same. sometimes lately, i don't even watch because i know it's trump jokes and i just don't find him [trump] funny anymore.
@BubblewrapHighway
@BubblewrapHighway 4 года назад
@@everwhat013 I find trump offensive to my intelligence.
@mainheim2061
@mainheim2061 4 года назад
When most of the media only roasts trump it shows they have a bias and an agenda so why should I trust anything they say, the news should be neutral and just present information and let you decide what to believe. when they spin everything, bring experts that bash trump and show clips out of context to make him look bad. When I research many of the things that they say he said they are out of context or he didn't even say them at all so I can't trust the msm wben they lie as they have an obvious political agenda
@michellefu4002
@michellefu4002 4 года назад
And after two weeks off, Stephen's T-dump voice is a little rusty.
@WakeUpAmerican000s
@WakeUpAmerican000s 4 года назад
@@mainheim2061 - the media (except the alt-right propaganda networks) mostly just play clips of the impeached president saying something incredibly stupid, or lying about something, or calling somebody names. Colbert does the satire, along with other late night hosts. We have a turd in the White House punch bowl who has committed treason, has been stealing from taxpayers to line his own pockets, has abdicated his oath of office, and is only skilled at running organizations into bankruptcy. He is propped up by the right-wing-nuts because he still has one remaining asset: he's easily manipulated by more powerful men who make up the donor class that funds the corrupt republican party.
@cloud__99
@cloud__99 4 года назад
Stephen is getting SO good at these no audience shows
@DOLfirst
@DOLfirst 4 года назад
I prefer these
@sq1734
@sq1734 4 года назад
lol
@stelladonaconfredobutler9459
@stelladonaconfredobutler9459 4 года назад
i think he sucks at no audience
@romuuuamir8746
@romuuuamir8746 4 года назад
Hvbv. Kbbhfzggv
@dvvinever
@dvvinever 4 года назад
"You know in April when the weather gets warmer it'll just go away" "You know in December when the weather gets cooler it'll just go away" You know in November when the people wise up you will just be going away.
@batintheattic7293
@batintheattic7293 4 года назад
Tee hee! But, seriously, what Trump is talking about there is a perpetual cycle of fire and virus and he has pictured himself idiotically skipping along in front of it. Perhaps he's merrily calling out stock market tips to his cronies. "Buy Hydroxy now!" ... "Buy fireproofing now!" I want him to fumble a skip and for it to catch up with him. All four seasons, burning while drowning in sputum. I'd like to see that.
@hummelchen6773
@hummelchen6773 4 года назад
You know on November 3rd whether it's warmer or cooler the Orange Being will just go away.
@19lhernandez
@19lhernandez 4 года назад
D WINEVER I am praying for that Everyday!!!
@charlesroberts3650
@charlesroberts3650 4 года назад
That's it, I loathe trump 110%- he MISPRONOUNCED Oregon, (Oregan) he's OVER THE TOP.
@i2pjd6hRw5P
@i2pjd6hRw5P 4 года назад
@Erik R nah, we don't like Biden either. We just realize that he's far better than drumpf
@empressvintage7760
@empressvintage7760 4 года назад
Of course he did. Thighland and Yo-semite were just the tip of the iceberg.
@ellinmara5997
@ellinmara5997 4 года назад
@Erik R because disliking one person automatically makes you like the other one? If that were true, Hillary would be president now...
@cyny6305
@cyny6305 4 года назад
@@empressvintage7760 I had not heard the "Thighland" one. Just watched it on youtube. Trump is an absolute Bewb. If I ever travel I will say I'm Canadian.
@thenecrophymm6591
@thenecrophymm6591 4 года назад
"It'll get cooler" is, perhaps, the dumbest thing he has ever said, but, I mean, come on, there are so many. Yes, yes, it still gets cold in winter. Actually, i forgot about the exploding tree part...never mind.
@theodoreroberts3407
@theodoreroberts3407 4 года назад
Trump is brilliant! It gets cold in winter. Who knew! That explains snow! Wow, super moron.
@warrendourond7236
@warrendourond7236 4 года назад
No, the dumbest thing is when he told us he would have run into a school shooting and stopped the gun man, even if he himself couldn’t access a weapon. Accusing a security guard of being a coward because he wouldn’t take on a guy in a vest holding an AR15, while the guard had a revolver.
@kingjim713
@kingjim713 4 года назад
I would have to say the dumbest things he's ever said was when he questioned scientists about looking into "injecting disinfectant into the human body to fight coronavirus". I mean honestly we can do this ALL day.🤙
@trippykidblaze
@trippykidblaze 4 года назад
I would have to say my favorite dumb moment of Trump is on the axions interview and he said “it is what it is” to over 180,000+ ppl who have lost their lives to the virus. Next person keep it going
@kenbrown2808
@kenbrown2808 4 года назад
@@warrendourond7236 like anybody believes tRump would run anywhere.
@marthabixler1606
@marthabixler1606 4 года назад
Trumps knowledge of absolutely anything wouldn't even fill a thimble.
@megabyte01
@megabyte01 4 года назад
No, I suspect the problem is worse than arrogance. I know people like Trump. When you get into a conversation like that with them, they are playing word games with you. When Trump says it's going to get colder, he means that it's going to be winter soon. Yes, I agree that it's the opposite of cleverness to be deliberately vague and then insult when you're misunderstood
@AverageEldritchEntity
@AverageEldritchEntity 4 года назад
You could fit his capacity for empathy into a matchbox without removing the matches.
@trnharris
@trnharris 4 года назад
It wouldn't fill the tip of a match.
@trnharris
@trnharris 4 года назад
@@megabyte01 I'm really glad I don't personally know people like Trump. It's enough having to deal with just the likes of him.
@davidmayo3185
@davidmayo3185 4 года назад
he is smarter than you , he is president!
@NovemberThreeThree
@NovemberThreeThree 4 года назад
I swear by the time we got to "chris evans sack" i couldnt breathe i was laughing so hard!
@lorenrenee1
@lorenrenee1 4 года назад
Oh and Trump cut the forestry service funding when he first took control.
@JamesUmbrello
@JamesUmbrello 4 года назад
That’s not good but t he y were not using the money properly so it’s not a big loss.
@mori1bund
@mori1bund 4 года назад
@@JamesUmbrello that's a lie and you know that, troll!
@Shin_Lona
@Shin_Lona 4 года назад
@@mori1bund What about the state budgets? They are the ones making cuts.
@mori1bund
@mori1bund 4 года назад
@@Shin_Lona 1.) "what about..." -> yeah, that's why this kind of deflection is called a "Whataboutism" 🙄🙄😏 2.) Have you even watched the clip? Obviously not! 😏😏🙄
@DaveCM
@DaveCM 4 года назад
@@Shin_Lona The state doesn't maintain and regulate federal forests which have been the majority of what is burning.
@stonedhomer621
@stonedhomer621 4 года назад
This year because of all the forrest loss we should forgo cutting down trees for Christmas and instead plant them. #notawaronxmas
@spooks196
@spooks196 4 года назад
@Gunsandrosalina Padtwo yeah it’s pretty dumb
@QueekHeadtaker
@QueekHeadtaker 4 года назад
@Gunsandrosalina Padtwo that will kill Santa Claus, and he is more important than Jesus to this society, #SaveSantaClaus
@firefly620
@firefly620 4 года назад
Noo you can't plant new trees! What if they fall down and explode?!
@spooks196
@spooks196 4 года назад
@@firefly620 oh yes I forgot, the commander in queef said so.
@BartvG88
@BartvG88 4 года назад
Actually if you cut down trees, you make more room to plant trees!
@Leprechaunproduction
@Leprechaunproduction 4 года назад
I wondered why the air in California seemed hazier today, and then remembered that Trump was in the state giving speeches.
@DSentomXHunta
@DSentomXHunta 4 года назад
"For some reason Trump and evil people just click" LOL
@negascoot23
@negascoot23 4 года назад
_I was meeting with Emperor Palpatine last night...I like him. I think he really wants to do good for the Galaxy. People tell him me not to like him I say "why shouldn't I like him?" So he's destroyed some planets. Lots of people destroy planets, you think the Republic was so innocent?"_
@DSentomXHunta
@DSentomXHunta 4 года назад
@@negascoot23 Lol haha "I mean look at Frieza, destroyed a couple of planets, but has a great sense of humour, great guy"
@negascoot23
@negascoot23 4 года назад
And don't forget the time he was invited to a state dinner in Latveria by Victor Von Doom--I hear they still exchange letters. While he publicly condemns HYDRA and supports SHIELD, he's stated on multiple occasions that there are good people on *both* sides of that conflict. But not every villain has turned Donald's head: He's been known to call Erik Lenscherr and the Brotherhood "freaks" and "weirdos"--he's even been seen on camera physically mocking them... ...but then, he says exactly the same thing about Charles Xavier and his X-Men.
@lillywho
@lillywho 4 года назад
Actually, the _river of blood_ is more metaphorical, as in all the people who died of COVID Edit: Conclusion: We're on the Highway To Hell, which isn't as metal as one would have hoped. Next Rider is probably right around the corner, already having gotten a number.
@pauloandrade925
@pauloandrade925 4 года назад
OH SHIT UR RIGHT!!!
@ampleoloruntogbe1434
@ampleoloruntogbe1434 4 года назад
Also the protests which he could have calmed down but instead instigated more violence and people have been killed in the process
@jonathanwetherell3609
@jonathanwetherell3609 4 года назад
And are still dying.
@Akathuty
@Akathuty 4 года назад
😂 Tree explode! Then why spend so much on military budgets, just spend money on wood cutters and salvage the trees and throw it on the enemy.
@emerje0
@emerje0 4 года назад
He probably thinks that's what IEDs are. "They bury logs under the road and wait for them to explode when American trucks drive over them."
@kravlonarussia990
@kravlonarussia990 4 года назад
🤣🤣🤣🤣😋🤣🤣🤣
@Peter-dy3tf
@Peter-dy3tf 4 года назад
Bark go boom boom!
@Larka661
@Larka661 4 года назад
True, if trees explode why cant we just use Trees as bombs?🤣
@DJ118USMC
@DJ118USMC 4 года назад
Cause we obviously can not contain the inevitable flames all those "Exploding trees" will create. :P
@KesselRunner606
@KesselRunner606 4 года назад
"I don't think the science knows, actually." Let me guess. You know more about the climate than anyone.
@travissiegwart8276
@travissiegwart8276 4 года назад
More than anyone, believe me. I have, the doctors say that I have a great brain. A beautiful brain. They look at the pictures of my brain and say "isn't that something, this is a perfect beautiful brain". Do you believe that? I get told all the time. I was talking to this big strong man. Big tough guy. He said "you are so smart, truly the smartest" and he was said it too. Tough guy, crying and saying "I don't even understand how you can be this smart" and he didn't even cry when he was a baby. Believe me. He told me. Anyways, many people are saying I'm the smartest person to ever live. I don't know about that but they are saying it. Just listen.
@parslowpongbert1566
@parslowpongbert1566 4 года назад
He does because scientists only go by evidence and reality whereas trump goes by what Putin and McConnell tell him will best destroy America.
@zesty9815
@zesty9815 4 года назад
But of course! His uncle was a professor at MIT, you see. So he has a "natural ability".
@CloudsGirl7
@CloudsGirl7 4 года назад
Spoiler: He doesn't. ...Guess it's not a spoiler, though, if it's common knowledge, huh?
@miskatonicalumni5612
@miskatonicalumni5612 4 года назад
First they came for the Immigrants- I did not speak out because I was not a Immigrant. Then they came for the BLM- I did not speak out because I was not a BLM. Then they came for the Democrats- and I did not speak out because I was not a Democrat. Then they came for me- and there was no one left to speak for me.... VOTE! Because your life may depend on it.
@elttygomez3980
@elttygomez3980 4 года назад
Oh I will vote this time around -Biden/ Harris-
@thorman1742
@thorman1742 4 года назад
The democrats told me about "light at the end of the tunnel" all my life. You will never reach the light and always stay in the tunnel with them. Glad I left them. They chased me away with their unfounded anti-hydroxychloroquine hysteria, after trump mentioned it. He gives helpful information, and they don't even want to listen...
@Herschel1738
@Herschel1738 4 года назад
@@thorman1742 So, have you taken his helpful advice to drink bleach , yet? In actual tests on real patients, hydroxychloroquine not only DIDN'T work, it had serious side effects. But, hey, if you like Trump shining a flashlight in your face and telling you that your are at the end of the tunnel, delude yourself. It's literally your funeral.
@thorman1742
@thorman1742 4 года назад
@@Herschel1738 You only need 3 or so pills to get better, one each day, ask your doctor. At those "actual tests" they apparently gave them 10 pills first day, then 4 pills each day after. In excess of guidelines, max. 2/day. They stopped after excess death occurred - so, rather a simple matter of overdose. I'm not even suspecting malicious intent, those researchers had the best intentions, unfortunately these are scientists, professors and the like, they shouldn't do a doctor's job. They may have taken the wrong studies to determine their "actual test" dosage. My 2 cents. PS Instead of hydroxychloroquine, I'd rather go natural and keep up the quercetin intake.
@thorman1742
@thorman1742 4 года назад
@@Herschel1738 And if you can spare a couple minutes, you can look it all up yourself, for instance look for recommended dosage, toxic dosage and lethal dosage; and "actual test" dosage. Those actual tests were conducted at Oxford University and are called Oxford RECOVERY tests; and at the WHO.
@ChandlerSomborac
@ChandlerSomborac 4 года назад
"I don't think science knows" coming from this supposed "president" whose lack of knowledge could fill a warehouse.
@cathieludemann5879
@cathieludemann5879 4 года назад
I hope his grandkids don't ask gramps for help with their homework!
@thebarbers2273
@thebarbers2273 4 года назад
@@cathieludemann5879 6x6 = give your lunch money to someone else to do your homework.....lol
@tomgraves6463
@tomgraves6463 4 года назад
*SCIOLIST* sci·o·list /ˈsīələst/ noun ARCHAIC *a person who pretends to be knowledgeable and well informed.*
@thebarbers2273
@thebarbers2273 4 года назад
@@cathieludemann5879 growing Down a trump
@dntodo6749
@dntodo6749 4 года назад
He relies a lot on interstellar impulses sending genius inspiration. Of course, it's a level beyond physical science. duh.
@SUPERAFRASIABI89
@SUPERAFRASIABI89 4 года назад
“I don’t think science knows” -person who claimed there were airports in 1776
@amyreynolds3619
@amyreynolds3619 4 года назад
You win the best comment of the day award.
@sophierobinson2738
@sophierobinson2738 4 года назад
He said airports because he couldn't recognize the word he saw on the teleprompter and just used the first word the popped into his head.
@agf1700
@agf1700 4 года назад
And who also thought the Spanish Flu contributed to the ending of WWII!
@terryfuldsgaming7995
@terryfuldsgaming7995 4 года назад
Dont forget he said that to scientists...
@oldineamiller9007
@oldineamiller9007 4 года назад
He didn't say that. Watch the video again and listen carefully.
@leannhocuspocus4810
@leannhocuspocus4810 4 года назад
Stephen Colbert please, please do a section called, "Meanwhile in other countries" so we can see what is going on in other countries while we are dealing with the pandemic here...
@batintheattic7293
@batintheattic7293 4 года назад
We're not good in the UK. Schools have gone back, after the summer holidays, and now our Covid cases are rising dramatically. Some towns are going into strict lockdown, again.
@Textile_Courtesan
@Textile_Courtesan 4 года назад
@@batintheattic7293 I'm so sorry to hear that. I wish we had your numbers here, it's been rough because I know people who won't wear masks and buy into the idea it's a hoax.
@JMBBrasil
@JMBBrasil 4 года назад
That’s the best idea!! I wish you all knew about what’s been going on in Brasil for example. We are the at the verge of dictatorship...another one. Probably financed by the USA, again.
@deetw6470
@deetw6470 4 года назад
Meanwhile in New Zealand the closest thing to Trump is a thing called Brian Tamaki.....self proclaimed "bishop" & cult leader of Destiny's Church, he's also a staunch believer in the idea that the gays cause earthquakes 🤦‍♀️. This year his wife is trying her hand at politics, but with Aunty Jacinda & Crusher Collins leading the 2 major parties here she doesn't stand a chance thank goodness
@Fritzolennon
@Fritzolennon 4 года назад
@@deetw6470 Wow. Sorry for your loss
@superfuzz81
@superfuzz81 4 года назад
I moved from Germany to the USA as a young adult in 2004 and I still remember the first two culture shocks I experienced. First one was when a store clerk at the local shopping mall greeted me with "How are you doing?". The second one was when I learned that in the USA the existence of climate change was the subject of political debate.
@eseguerito2629
@eseguerito2629 4 года назад
EVERY disaster movie ever: • Scientist makes a warning that sounds alarmist and sensationalist. • Governent ignores it. • EVERYONE ON SCREEN DIES
@bboorideau5253
@bboorideau5253 4 года назад
Missed you,welcome back!
@johnscott9979
@johnscott9979 4 года назад
Trump is like "The Manchurian Candidate" played by Mr. Magoo...
@dianemoonstone4715
@dianemoonstone4715 4 года назад
Oh, good one!
@larajones1424
@larajones1424 4 года назад
Perfect description.
@mariposa9506
@mariposa9506 4 года назад
You made me cough-laugh!
@pitsmcgoo
@pitsmcgoo 4 года назад
I beg your pardon.
@ernestpaul2484
@ernestpaul2484 4 года назад
I have read and heard many descriptions and characterizations of Trump as he has fumbled his way thru the last 4 years. None are as on the money, spot on, hit the mark, noted, called it as it is, etc etc etc as this one is. This is the MOST ACCURATE description of Trump in attempting to play his role of president. You sir deserve an award of the highest magnitude. I am sorry that as I clicked the thumbs up it rose to 45. Which many do not know, is the new "mark of the beast" in presidential terms.
@bosvigos9165
@bosvigos9165 4 года назад
So happy you are back! Oh, I have missed you. Your glorious sense humour in such dreadful times is much appreciated. 💚 from Ireland 🍀☔️🥃
@donaldb1
@donaldb1 4 года назад
Jean-Luc Gothard! Okay, that's a classy joke.
@223Drone
@223Drone 4 года назад
You can't be taken out of context when you're openly denying science.
@blue-pb7mn
@blue-pb7mn 4 года назад
His base; HE DIDN'T SAY THAT!!! HE MEANT......!!! 😭😵😖😠😡
@fredrick443
@fredrick443 4 года назад
Read a lot of climate science research papers, have you?
@223Drone
@223Drone 4 года назад
@@fredrick443 I'm pretty sure you haven't.
@fredrick443
@fredrick443 4 года назад
@@223Drone Haha. So, no then.
@223Drone
@223Drone 4 года назад
@@fredrick443 I'm not the one who refuses to listen to scientific sources.
@dolphinsleap
@dolphinsleap 4 года назад
I swear, the more intelligent that Trump tries to sound, the dumber he actually sounds.
@eddievector3603
@eddievector3603 4 года назад
If you're actually intelligent, you don't proclaim it everytime you open your mouth, you let your actions speak for themselves. Exactly why Drumpf is a monumental idiot
@fernandoghelfi9817
@fernandoghelfi9817 4 года назад
Thank God your back Stephen. Covid life was too boring without your jokes!
@abelis644
@abelis644 4 года назад
"you're" Please be smarter than a trumpturd!!!
@emerje0
@emerje0 4 года назад
@Bella Marie He announced he was taking the time off after the week of live RNC coverage. Basically this was the payoff for getting his staff to work late night for a week.
@fazergazer
@fazergazer 4 года назад
Yer not your
@Pincer88
@Pincer88 4 года назад
Trump: "It will be getting cooler." Mother Nature: "Sure, the moment you grow a brain."
@devy1534
@devy1534 4 года назад
And calling the pandemic a democrat hoax was to avoid a panic of course.
@BigMikeMcBastard
@BigMikeMcBastard 4 года назад
Also the non-stop fearmongering about immigrants and leftists/anti-fascists, "rigged elections" you need to commit a felony by voting twice to counteract, centrist milquetoast loser Biden wanting to "destroy the suburbs", the infamous "caravan" poised to invade America that magically stopped existing after the midterms, etc etc etc.. Whoops, I guess what Trump meant to say was that he only wants to incite panic in ways that push his agenda.
@ampleoloruntogbe1434
@ampleoloruntogbe1434 4 года назад
Just like the imaginary caravans that never made it
@nora22000
@nora22000 4 года назад
Yves Delage He was preventing Wall Street panic, more fraud and corruption.
@johnlennon1970
@johnlennon1970 4 года назад
Why are Democrat cities all ON FIRE? JUST SAYING!
@lilylily9012
@lilylily9012 4 года назад
Yet there are people who accept his "didn't want to cause panic"
@tucci007da
@tucci007da 4 года назад
Man, that was a LOT of Chris Evans jokes. You really went for the low-hanging fruit on that mail sack gag. Mail sack gag.
@charliem7314
@charliem7314 4 года назад
A lot of people would like to Gag on that mail sack
@StephanieSmith-gf4vp
@StephanieSmith-gf4vp 4 года назад
I have to ask, Who is Chris Evans???
@darthknightwingphoenix2081
@darthknightwingphoenix2081 4 года назад
@@StephanieSmith-gf4vp the actor who played Captain America in the MCU. Real 10/10, GORGEOUS hunk of man-meat and with a winning personality to boot, and to top it all off HE'S CURRENTLY SINGLE.
@jessicamompoint1849
@jessicamompoint1849 4 года назад
@@darthknightwingphoenix2081 That penis pic was for some lucky lady. So I wish her the best.
@theinvisibleswordsman1196
@theinvisibleswordsman1196 4 года назад
We're just so desperate for some fun silly news rather than all death 20/20.
@LuciaLight100
@LuciaLight100 4 года назад
One thing I do appreciate about Chump is that I can wake up every morning with my head held up high and knowing for a fact that I am smarter than the President of the United States. If that is not an ego booster than I don’t know what is......actually it’s kind of scary cause I count with my fingers....😨
@Khronogi
@Khronogi 4 года назад
Every /fucking/ day I wake, read what he's done, and facepalm. I could easily run the country better than that guy. For claiming to be a 'marketing genius', the guy is an absolute marketing failure. Dude couldn't lead the lid off a pickle jar.
@EugeneAxe
@EugeneAxe 4 года назад
Trump loves the poorly educated for a reason. They can relate to his idiocy.
@LuciaLight100
@LuciaLight100 4 года назад
Khronogi Seriously! My Dad yesterday who is republican and a Trump supporter, admitted that everyday there is something new with Trump. Some scandal and it’s exhausting lol.
@lucylouwho2876
@lucylouwho2876 4 года назад
@@EugeneAxe And they are easy to manipulate
@lucylouwho2876
@lucylouwho2876 4 года назад
@@LuciaLight100 Why the hell does he still support him. He is voting against his own interests.
@lazyperfectionist1
@lazyperfectionist1 4 года назад
"If you go to _your_ polling place, I _promise_ you, we will go to _his."_ 😆🤣 The puns! Oh, god! The puns! 🤣
@heavenearth282
@heavenearth282 4 года назад
A great chant would be “I LIED PEOPLE DIED” say that Trump
@mvvpro8688
@mvvpro8688 4 года назад
Trump: "Someone forgot to rake the forest floor again."
@oakhauser
@oakhauser 4 года назад
'Democrats are to blame ! they prevented the distribution of rakes ! Believe me' ^^
@LadyEmism
@LadyEmism 4 года назад
Idiot!....ugh.
@sharontaylor4148
@sharontaylor4148 4 года назад
I see an uptick on the new jobs market. This will take care of the unemployment numbers.
@nicholasl7836
@nicholasl7836 4 года назад
Anyone who doesn't pledge absolute allegiance to President Trump should not be considered truly patriotic. President Trump for Nobel Peace Prize 2021
@Jegarsahaduta
@Jegarsahaduta 4 года назад
@@oakhauser Ohh, nooo, it is because people don't understand how they manage forests in Finland. That is the true key. Even if we didn't know what the hell Trump was talking about.
@enricoferri4916
@enricoferri4916 4 года назад
I hope we never have any of those exploding logs here in Australia.
@spencerphilippinedream3706
@spencerphilippinedream3706 4 года назад
he said exploding tree. an exploding log is WAY different.
@vadimuzdensky2384
@vadimuzdensky2384 4 года назад
I believe you had exploding bushes, if I remember correctly.
@spencerphilippinedream3706
@spencerphilippinedream3706 4 года назад
@@vadimuzdensky2384 again, totally different. actually, that one will leave you burnin for a while.
@TheJeweledBird
@TheJeweledBird 4 года назад
Australia has those pesky drop bears though.
@enricoferri4916
@enricoferri4916 4 года назад
@@spencerphilippinedream3706 Ah, that makes sense then!!
@lisafuller624
@lisafuller624 4 года назад
Okay, so the whole Chris Evans set made me giggle more than I have in a LONG time. Thank you!!
@mclovin9578
@mclovin9578 4 года назад
He “thinks” he gets along with these dictators but in reality they’re playing him like the fool he is. 🙄
@sunshine3914
@sunshine3914 4 года назад
He’s actually scared shitless of them. Can’t really blame the coward.
@CloudsGirl7
@CloudsGirl7 4 года назад
Like a big, dumb cello.
@darthknightwingphoenix2081
@darthknightwingphoenix2081 4 года назад
@@CloudsGirl7 no, no, cellos are FAR classier than he is. He's getting played like a cheap kazoo.
@mclovin9578
@mclovin9578 4 года назад
Now that I think about it...maybe he's too stupid to be scared? Because those are some scary dudes..
@johnbritt7111
@johnbritt7111 4 года назад
As someone who wants to be a scientist, will admit science doesn't know everything, but climate change is not one of those things. We have know about climate change for decades and while many presidents have not put enough importance on climate change, Trump is the first just to strait up deny it
@davidcanard9699
@davidcanard9699 4 года назад
Love it when you wife giggles at your jokes!
@kaymarpee
@kaymarpee 4 года назад
"It'll get cooler" "It'll go away with the warm weather"
@Ximisimi
@Ximisimi 4 года назад
“Ignoring my problems until it goes away” mentality 😤
@sq1734
@sq1734 4 года назад
Because change is coming. Watch this space. Come Nov 5th Covid will be old news too
@michaelm2804
@michaelm2804 4 года назад
Trump has no education. He doesn’t understand that the Earth is warming. His entire knowledge could be written on a postage stamp.
@JamesUmbrello
@JamesUmbrello 4 года назад
You don’t seem to have an education either, It is Not Global Warming. It is climate change... SMH
@l.a.8309
@l.a.8309 4 года назад
@@JamesUmbrello He didn't actually say that.. SMH and either way, your point is just semantics. Two words describing the same event.
@FriedrichHerschel
@FriedrichHerschel 4 года назад
@@JamesUmbrello Well, the thing is: climate change is caused by a rise in the mean global temperature.
@davidmayo3185
@davidmayo3185 4 года назад
God said the seasons will never change, you are on the wrong side poor blind people!
@sandylukemarsden7160
@sandylukemarsden7160 4 года назад
You over estimate buddy!
@franciet99
@franciet99 4 года назад
He has NEVER, NEVER been in a forest.
@nadt5547
@nadt5547 4 года назад
Let's be honest. The only reason donnie went to California was so he could charge the taxpayers for his flight later to the rally.
@nadt5547
@nadt5547 4 года назад
@midniteryder I imagine he's taking the bulk of it.
@FairuzaMNasir
@FairuzaMNasir 4 года назад
20 years ago, I was hopeful of what Internet could bring to the general public. Finally everybody can get access to variety of encyclopedias and we can all be smarter and more knowledgeable together... I was a fool. I was a daym fool. How did we become more dumb? 🤦‍♂️
@OhNoNotFrank
@OhNoNotFrank 4 года назад
Sorry, my bad! I forgot to send California more rakes.
@jeanetteandersson7152
@jeanetteandersson7152 4 года назад
Forget the rakes, send a vacuum, 🤪🤪👍👍
@chri2453
@chri2453 4 года назад
Steve, please do not leave us alone again, we need you!
@whocares2087.1
@whocares2087.1 4 года назад
Colbert is back, the World is bearable again!
@K-Raoh
@K-Raoh 4 года назад
Trump wants forest management, but the forest would get fired regardless.
@nomvuladlamini4618
@nomvuladlamini4618 4 года назад
Welcome back SC, I missed your wife giggling in the wings ... she immediately brings a smile to my face 🌻
@TheClaudz23
@TheClaudz23 4 года назад
Thank F$&@ you’re back! Please never leave us again. It’s been rough and omg we need you! You deserve a break, but man please don’t leave again anytime soon. You keep my slightly sane and I look forward to jumping into the sack again one day.
@chezmoi42
@chezmoi42 4 года назад
Not _that_ sack...?
@aijiang
@aijiang 4 года назад
Of course, of course Trump doesn’t know how to pronounce “Oregon”.
@Appleboy78165
@Appleboy78165 4 года назад
AJB Yeah. That's just a given
@kenbrown2808
@kenbrown2808 4 года назад
it has three syllables.
@zesty9815
@zesty9815 4 года назад
Minneapolis has five syllables, so of course Trump habitually adds a sixth ("Minnie-anapolis"). I'm sure the people of "Nambia" understand.
@BinxyBrown
@BinxyBrown 4 года назад
I live in Oregon, we actually do pronounce it or-gun
@kenbrown2808
@kenbrown2808 4 года назад
@@BinxyBrown you got a mouse in your pocket?
@amandachallis5649
@amandachallis5649 4 года назад
“I don’t think science knows.” 🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️
@jdax21
@jdax21 4 года назад
In all seriousness: Chris Evans, we love you. Nothing has changed. You're amazing, we respect you and you will always be our hero.
@JackSparrow-gn9be
@JackSparrow-gn9be 4 года назад
I love the laughter of Stephen's wife Evelyn at his jokes. She should be Stephen's sidekick at the show. She's awesome
@Mevenda1
@Mevenda1 4 года назад
She’s so proud of him and I love it. Adorable. 🥰
@joannbowden6220
@joannbowden6220 4 года назад
Absolutely agree! She's adorable!
@JaydonvanGent
@JaydonvanGent 4 года назад
I think he should just keep working from home after the lockdown is over - the giggles coming in from the side are gold.
@jermainekngdom3154
@jermainekngdom3154 4 года назад
She is a writer. She is there all the time.
@earlofsmeg
@earlofsmeg 4 года назад
Old chants? Lock her up? Well, they are not the smartest of God's creatures.
@itwasagoodideaatthetime7980
@itwasagoodideaatthetime7980 4 года назад
Well they support Trump so its not really a big surprise.
@lillywho
@lillywho 4 года назад
These are no creatures of God /s Explains everything. 😝
@theweedman1978
@theweedman1978 4 года назад
If he wanted hrc in prison, he should of hired her into his administration
@earlofsmeg
@earlofsmeg 4 года назад
@@theweedman1978 😂😂
@abelis644
@abelis644 4 года назад
@@theweedman1978 😁😂😂😂👏👏👏👍
@vilstef6988
@vilstef6988 4 года назад
Isaac Asimov: . . . "Your ignorance is not as good as my knowledge."
@laurenhague4439
@laurenhague4439 4 года назад
Bless California’s secretary of natural resource’s heart, he thought being rational with tr*mp would get him somewhere. Also, I really think we need to start being more specific than just saying “it’s science.” It can be dismissed too easily, just like we saw tr*mp do right there. Explain how climate change contributes to these fires in detail and tr*mp and republicans will have a harder time discrediting it. They’ll still try but it’ll be a lot harder to dispute it.
@pakpala1
@pakpala1 4 года назад
Rational arguments don't work when talking to irrational greedy humans...
@douglaslowe5
@douglaslowe5 4 года назад
Trying to reason with someone like Dolt 45 is impossible. Akin to playing chess with a Rabid opossum.
@sunnypuri4933
@sunnypuri4933 4 года назад
Or we can vote this jacka$$ out and blacklist his bootlickers.
@CB-zt6qs
@CB-zt6qs 4 года назад
How to be more specific? The entire west coast is burning and the ashes are landing in Canada. If you want a sample of the ash, I'll go wipe some off a car and send it to you. You folks down there need to vote this guy out. Listen to him chuckle when someone says "... worst record in history..." he actually looks away like it's a proud moment. Completely F'd.
@OziJo1
@OziJo1 4 года назад
Sadly, many people tune out after a couple of sentences on the same topic. That’s why Trump is so effective. His language is simplistic and he moves from one rambling idea to another. There’s method in his madness...
@joetaylor8602
@joetaylor8602 4 года назад
I’m sorry but “it’ll just start getting colder trust me” is one of the most ignorant things he’s said.
@beafreeall7953
@beafreeall7953 4 года назад
oh , I don't know...I think it is a flat out tie with thousands of other stupid things he says...:)
@SavvyToli
@SavvyToli 4 года назад
He might be hinting on the incoming Ice Age :p.
@Arltratlo
@Arltratlo 4 года назад
so, a fire stops burning at 85F... or 76F... please tell me why? here we had wild fires at 15°C... is it diffrent in the US, are the trees know when to burn and when not?
@theodoreroberts3407
@theodoreroberts3407 4 года назад
Didn't he get an award for stupid comments? He didn't!? He has the most.
@sunshine3914
@sunshine3914 4 года назад
He’s stupid ignorant, but not as stupid ignorant as his base who he’s playing to.
@faithobilo8839
@faithobilo8839 4 года назад
As much as I love Colbert and his writing staff and the importance humor during these dark times, I wish you decided against the Chris Evans' jokes. He probably feels so bad about it and has anxiety. The media focusing so much attention on it isn't really helping him.
@y2kblackout
@y2kblackout 4 года назад
He'll get through it.
@Tustin2121
@Tustin2121 4 года назад
Yes, this, very much this. Not to even mention that if it was a woman’s nudes that had leaked, they wouldn’t have made 20 jokes about it.
@JuICyBLiinGeR
@JuICyBLiinGeR 4 года назад
The biggest point of it is.. no one really cares. There’s too much anxiety from Covid, the idiots spreading it.. the fires rage and those millions who lost their jobs and places they rent are still screwed.. like random humans penis is gonna create a distraction.
@telectronix1368
@telectronix1368 4 года назад
Well he's already used the situation to get more people out to vote, plus laughing at the accidental reveal itself. He will manage to get through this.
@faithobilo8839
@faithobilo8839 4 года назад
@@telectronix1368 Yeah I saw his twitter post. I'm glad he's turning it into something meaningful and positive
@bigchunk1
@bigchunk1 4 года назад
"If you go to your polling place, we will go to his." I lost it.
@VoiceOfIrrationality
@VoiceOfIrrationality 4 года назад
"I infected a crowd in Reno just to watch them die. When I think of what I've done, no one is better than I."
@elizabethwhite1068
@elizabethwhite1068 4 года назад
Lol. And my beautiful Reno told him to fck off. But it would be sacrilege to change the lyric to Minden.
@perceivingacting
@perceivingacting 4 года назад
U R ALL VILE
@VoiceOfIrrationality
@VoiceOfIrrationality 4 года назад
@johnny walker Pumpkin Gash, Johnny Cash even if it's Covid rash it's still rock and roll to me.
@BASEBALLHISTOR
@BASEBALLHISTOR 4 года назад
Biden voter
@stacywarren4739
@stacywarren4739 4 года назад
When I hear that whistle blowing I hang my head and cry
@AnnieRMcEwen
@AnnieRMcEwen 4 года назад
Love hearing Stephen's wife wheezing with laughter offstage. These Late Shows have kept my sanity intact for months - thank you!
@gregsmith7809
@gregsmith7809 4 года назад
How easily amused
@wltuck2456
@wltuck2456 2 года назад
trump knows nothing nothing but he does know the con man the crook they call it.
@psibug565
@psibug565 4 года назад
I was walking through woodland the other day past Trees that had fallen down in a storm over a decade ago. Should I be worried about them exploding? They were damp with fungi growing on them and didn’t look that explosive but they have been there a while. Maybe I have to wait another couple of decades and then they will “suddenly” explode? This is up there with the man that said there were too many trees in a forest as a reason for the fires.
@RayWint-od9uj
@RayWint-od9uj 4 года назад
There is another idiot running Brazil. The news in England last night showed the rainforest burning, the Brazilian president who also said there is no covid said there are no fires.....there is an area the size of Scotland on fire with 5 firemen trying quite unsuccessfully to control it. Idiots running countries seems to be in fashion at the moment.
@CaptainFSU
@CaptainFSU 4 года назад
To be safe you should report them to the local bomb squad, can't be too careful!
@RayWint-od9uj
@RayWint-od9uj 4 года назад
@@CaptainFSU Don't report them to any government agency it will have been corrupted by the orangeheaded big mac muncher.
@19lhernandez
@19lhernandez 4 года назад
Psibug Thank you for the laugh, I needed it!!😂
@19lhernandez
@19lhernandez 4 года назад
Ray Wint Yes, Bolsonaro and trump should be best friends!!! Talk about MORONS!!
@rainbd4569
@rainbd4569 4 года назад
The ignorance of Trump.....still stunning after all these years.
@lunafringe10
@lunafringe10 4 года назад
Trump 2020
@Khronogi
@Khronogi 4 года назад
@@lunafringe10 biden 2020
@misslanapaulford
@misslanapaulford 4 года назад
@@Khronogi Ohhhhh yes..
@ellynmacgregor8210
@ellynmacgregor8210 4 года назад
@@lunafringe10 I agree! 20 years for treason; 20 years for criminal negligence (leading to mass murder)
@randomplus2428
@randomplus2428 4 года назад
Imagine seeing and hearing Trump say science is wrong....when that is in FACT the opposite and still voting for him lmfao
@224catlinc
@224catlinc 4 года назад
I am really laughing out loud at the Chris Evans jokes! Thank you!
@IMSiegfried
@IMSiegfried 4 года назад
Trumps leadership plan: With regards to the pandemic, "They say it goes away in the heat." With regards to wildfires and climate change. It's going to get cooler."
@philipclayberg4928
@philipclayberg4928 4 года назад
Trump: "If you ignore it, the virus will go away." America: "We've been trying to, but you're still here."
@davew5758
@davew5758 4 года назад
Angela Siegfried ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-Yu9IdxshAkc.html
@americangirlafricanworld3506
@americangirlafricanworld3506 4 года назад
His wife be tripping off of him you can hear her in the back laughing her ass off 💛🧡💛🧡!!! I bet he’s a funny romantic husband
@agsweet708
@agsweet708 4 года назад
She is cracking up. She is making me laugh
@ryanwilson5936
@ryanwilson5936 4 года назад
Seems like Californians will be singing “Oh, Tannen-bombs” this Christmas season...
@ofiver
@ofiver 4 года назад
Ryan Wilson the fires are nothing new. Have em every year. You can count on em. Just a distraction.
@Pincer88
@Pincer88 4 года назад
Brilliant!
@TheColombianSpartan
@TheColombianSpartan 4 года назад
I can hear the cameram wheezing during the Cris Evans part and its hilarious
@JacquelinElizabethWrites
@JacquelinElizabethWrites 4 года назад
Thats his wife evie its really cute.
@mmb628jr2
@mmb628jr2 4 года назад
Not gonna lie... his wife laugh is contagious as hell😅😂😂.. she had us cracking up... oh yeaaa you too Stephen lol
@thomaspalazzolo5902
@thomaspalazzolo5902 4 года назад
"Massive succeess!" While standing in a mountain of corpses. "It'll start getting cooler!" Massive flaming tornado whirls behind him. "I think people are just exaggerating!" As a horde of zombies pulls him into the earth.
@lilaclizard4504
@lilaclizard4504 4 года назад
not a "mountain" of corpses, a wall of them. He's building his promised wall, just not quite what most were wanting
@nunya___
@nunya___ 4 года назад
*wife quietly giggles in the background* Sack jokes hard at work tonight. 🙄
@yurielcundangan9090
@yurielcundangan9090 4 года назад
Colbert: 2 weeks break Everyone: nooooooooooooo
@simby787
@simby787 4 года назад
ive forgoten how unfunny he is
@yurielcundangan9090
@yurielcundangan9090 4 года назад
@@simby787 who says he's funny he is just fierce which is very needed this days of a Cringe World
@erictaylor5462
@erictaylor5462 4 года назад
"It will get cooler." He also said Covid-19 will go away in April.
@XenoLife
@XenoLife 4 года назад
A new low is reached every day with Trump
@bronztrooper9440
@bronztrooper9440 4 года назад
@@XenoLife I'd say that he digs himself deeper into his hole with every word, but he'd just claim to have hand-spurs and make someone else do the digging for him
@ixchelssong
@ixchelssong 4 года назад
Yes. But the difference is... it really does get cooler in the fall and winter! 😅
@erictaylor5462
@erictaylor5462 4 года назад
@@ixchelssong He was referring to climate change.
@lilaclizard4504
@lilaclizard4504 4 года назад
Go away in April when it gets cooler right?
@MichaelGaryScott90
@MichaelGaryScott90 4 года назад
9:04 - He *hangs out* with *Jeffrey Epstein...* That was subtle, cold, and hilarious Stephen. You can't pull a fast one over on me, I see what you did there!
@mainheim2061
@mainheim2061 4 года назад
Colbert is on the flight log
@perceivingacting
@perceivingacting 4 года назад
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA YOU ARE LAME.
@vrus91
@vrus91 4 года назад
@@perceivingacting there are photos decades apart. What do I care if an ignorant buttsneeze thinks I'm lame? Trump has known Epstein for decades!
@Khronogi
@Khronogi 4 года назад
@@mainheim2061 show us
@ellynmacgregor8210
@ellynmacgregor8210 4 года назад
@@perceivingacting as lame as spending all that time copying and pasting "HAHAHA" ad nauseam?
@sp4cek1ng6
@sp4cek1ng6 4 года назад
exploding trees.. ok. is his dementia so bad that he thinks hes living in a videogame?
@davidlundquist1979
@davidlundquist1979 4 года назад
Honestly, not many video games feature exploding trees. Mega Man X4 is the only one I can think of off the top of my head.
@maryanneslater9675
@maryanneslater9675 4 года назад
Well, we know for sure that he's never tried to light a campfire or fireplace in real life.
@MrJonsonville5
@MrJonsonville5 4 года назад
Yes, California is on fire because of all the exploding trees.
@terryfuldsgaming7995
@terryfuldsgaming7995 4 года назад
now thats just science.
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