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Trump Did NOTHING WRONG, Florida’s War on Dictionaries, Goodbye Belichick & Jimmy Guesses Who’s High 

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The Escambia County Public School District in Florida is now considering a ban of the dictionary, Ron DeSantis and Nikki Haley squared off in a battle to see which one of them won’t be President of the United States, Trump scheduled a Town Hall where he weighed in on Chris Christie dropping out of the race, he spent the day in a Manhattan courtroom for another episode of “Law and Personality Disorder,” the New England Patriots are in the market for a new coach after splitting with Bill Belichick, and we head out onto Hollywood Blvd for a new round of “Who’s High?”
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@ChrisM-zm4li
@ChrisM-zm4li 5 месяцев назад
It's shocking that Trump is so immature and petty, and far more shocking that 70 million adults in America think he's any sort of leader.
@annavizard970
@annavizard970 5 месяцев назад
Florida has lost its mind and its soul.
@carolw8579
@carolw8579 5 месяцев назад
Never had one.🙄
@nathenjacobmorales1888
@nathenjacobmorales1888 5 месяцев назад
I disagree
@haymaker710
@haymaker710 5 месяцев назад
Florida even banned Bill O'Reilly's books too.
@ninajager.-.-
@ninajager.-.- 5 месяцев назад
🤔 that is awkward…..Florida is one of the States with the highest population (person on squarefeet) in the US . I always thought that the sun has a good influence on the human body and soul…..but perhaps some people get too much of it….it depends it seems 🤷🏻‍♀️.
@morgantylerv9406
@morgantylerv9406 4 месяца назад
I'll NEVER step one foot in Florida. What other governor does things like DeSantis??NONE. Telling corporations what they can & cannot do & taking black history out of books. He should relocate to Russia or North Korea. There's no dictators in the United States.
@Monika-mh2je
@Monika-mh2je 5 месяцев назад
" law and personality disorder " perfectly describes the cult leader.😂😂😂
@wwjj64
@wwjj64 5 месяцев назад
It’s not just Florida. It’s a GOP thing.
@CoreyAWalton
@CoreyAWalton 5 месяцев назад
Vote for Biden America! Pweeeze😢💙
@101shadeira
@101shadeira 5 месяцев назад
Even if he old as hell 😂 we need younger people
@ChazinFl1
@ChazinFl1 5 месяцев назад
🤣
@Arronic
@Arronic 5 месяцев назад
No thx I vote for neither Both are wrong
@kenyonprunty
@kenyonprunty 5 месяцев назад
He’s still on vacation 😂
@Random-sk6hm
@Random-sk6hm 2 месяца назад
Please vote Biden
@kimclarke5018
@kimclarke5018 5 месяцев назад
They really are crazy in Florida
@lauraturner7048
@lauraturner7048 5 месяцев назад
I’m from Orlando,Fl. I can confirm.
@user-bx7zp9sj9y
@user-bx7zp9sj9y 2 месяца назад
Zero Desire to Visit Florida. Between Trump's and DeSantis they have ruined the State. Pathetic
@jamesbaker4569
@jamesbaker4569 23 дня назад
Yes we are stay away
@chenzen1578
@chenzen1578 5 месяцев назад
"Where books are burned, people are also burned in the end. " - Heinrich Heine in his tragedy "Almansor", published in 1823
@PytorAlexievich
@PytorAlexievich 5 месяцев назад
He didn’t “fight for the kids” he fought for a world of continued ignorance.
@steelcom5976
@steelcom5976 4 месяца назад
Precise and Concise
@DennisWhiteroad
@DennisWhiteroad Месяц назад
Andre rieu
@bert1913
@bert1913 5 месяцев назад
Democrats speak intelligently, Republicans speak so that their supporters can understand them 😳😳😳😳
@sandraandrews9907
@sandraandrews9907 5 месяцев назад
❤ that!!
@kennyroman9589
@kennyroman9589 5 месяцев назад
"OH GOD?" There goes the neighborhood!! MTG to take over speaker Johnsons position? This woman who needs psychotropic medications, at the Helm? The United States will really be in big trouble! Hello?
@Lp78Ch
@Lp78Ch 5 месяцев назад
That's because most Republicans are well educated and hold advanced degrees.
@doug3066
@doug3066 5 месяцев назад
Have you heard Biden trying to read a teleprompter.
@lenawagenfuehr53
@lenawagenfuehr53 5 месяцев назад
​@@Lp78ChI was waiting for someone to point out DeSantis (whom I hate BTW) has degrees from Harvard and Yale...
@mcm3a812
@mcm3a812 5 месяцев назад
When anyone talks about Florida I always have to question “ what happened to America”?
@pro-choicemom
@pro-choicemom 5 месяцев назад
Religion & idiocy.
@pemdechen6300
@pemdechen6300 5 месяцев назад
Florida - It's where people go to die
@PurpleSheRa
@PurpleSheRa 5 месяцев назад
Ikr, I live n Fl. Trumpitis, Magamites & DeShartist is running a muck 🤦‍♀️
@larryc1616
@larryc1616 5 месяцев назад
It gives us national headlines "A Florida man...."
@redpillaware5101
@redpillaware5101 5 месяцев назад
ByeDone happened.
@sandrab2884
@sandrab2884 5 месяцев назад
I freaking LOVE Jimmy Kimmel's mind! 🥰😂💚 I wish more people in the US valued logical, critical thinking skills.
@grumpycouch6403
@grumpycouch6403 5 месяцев назад
There's a version of the Diary of Anne Frank that is edited for younger audiences. We had it in our library in elementary school. There's really no sense in banning it at all.
@RGNSS-hn8ew
@RGNSS-hn8ew 5 месяцев назад
Trump for Penitentiary 2024!! ⛓️😫⛓️
@sandraandrews9907
@sandraandrews9907 5 месяцев назад
❤❤ that!!
@justinhuston6855
@justinhuston6855 5 месяцев назад
He's got my vote
@i216i
@i216i 5 месяцев назад
Maybe he can share a cell with Hunter?
@a.larson2777
@a.larson2777 5 месяцев назад
​​@@i216iWhy, red hat? Because Fox Entertainment told you so.
@carolw8579
@carolw8579 5 месяцев назад
Straight to the CLINK with the 🤡 of the century.
@Joey-ct8bm
@Joey-ct8bm 5 месяцев назад
I live in the Netherlands. If Trump would visit he would be the fattest person around.
@lenawagenfuehr53
@lenawagenfuehr53 5 месяцев назад
Puh lease, have you looked at your royal family?
@pynn1000
@pynn1000 5 месяцев назад
@@lenawagenfuehr53 Netherlands Royal Family family obese like Trump? Where did you get that information?
@thomasw.5344
@thomasw.5344 5 месяцев назад
There's so much wrong with him, nobody has to resort to fatshaming or America bashing
@Jack-ms3so
@Jack-ms3so 4 месяца назад
I’ve been to the northlands, not true.
@charlenescott9768
@charlenescott9768 Месяц назад
potat met pinda sauce (spelling)!
@terryt.1643
@terryt.1643 5 месяцев назад
Nurse Janie was a crack up! Thank you for your service and laughter! 😂
@williamcalvert4106
@williamcalvert4106 5 месяцев назад
I thought late night television was over when David Letterman stepped down. I was a huge fan just as Jimmy Kimmel was. Jimmy Kimmel has definitely carried on the tradition with great comedy entertainment and will become a legacy just as Letterman is. Brilliant!!
@colmastro4373
@colmastro4373 5 месяцев назад
"Australia is very tough on drugs". While I'm smoking away on my front deck, watching this video here in hillside, Melbourne 😂😂
@robertcarrasco2504
@robertcarrasco2504 5 месяцев назад
45 has no business talking about weight Donald Von shizenpants making speechless rants
@ernestcruz6316
@ernestcruz6316 5 месяцев назад
Do you mean Haystacks Buffoon?
@Mozart1220
@Mozart1220 5 месяцев назад
But...he only weighs 215 lbs!!! LOL
@ricardosanchez4112
@ricardosanchez4112 5 месяцев назад
You mean the Lard Father. 🤔🍊🥭🤡
@maggielarocque4369
@maggielarocque4369 5 месяцев назад
NO ONE has any business talking about weight.
@justhearmeout3959
@justhearmeout3959 5 месяцев назад
I read this in Eminem
@RoeRoe123
@RoeRoe123 5 месяцев назад
Banning a dictionary? 😮 Do they not have internet, cable tv or cell phones?? If yes then they're idiots.
@TheAluxx
@TheAluxx 5 месяцев назад
...watching from Germany on daily basis. This show just never fails...
@mb7503
@mb7503 5 месяцев назад
Stop sending federal money to Florida.
@rollinreaper
@rollinreaper 5 месяцев назад
Biden is sending it all to Ukraine to keep his special interests flowing between him, Hunter, and Zelensky and nobody on our side or theirs can account for the billions that were funneled to Ukraine. Biden is and has been a lost cause so whether you hate Trump or not, what actually has Biden done for this country besides allowing millions of undocumented illegal aliens in, destroying the economy, and blaming every single failure of his on Trump? Biden administration has poisoned this country and there's more division between people on different ends of the political spectrum then ever. He is the most divisive "president" this country has ever had in a very long time. Wake up and lay off the Kool-Aid.
@OskarasNauseda
@OskarasNauseda 5 месяцев назад
like they would need it just ask nasa to pay
@margiedavis1685
@margiedavis1685 5 месяцев назад
Stop sending federal money to the illegal immigrants bringing in drugs & making the cartels rich. Human traffickers get $2000 per person and a phone.
@Iluthra
@Iluthra 5 месяцев назад
Pity Disney can't just pack up and leave FL.
@redpillaware5101
@redpillaware5101 5 месяцев назад
They could go to the lsIand.
@clairepeters6189
@clairepeters6189 5 месяцев назад
Protecting kids from education 😂
@mmedefarge
@mmedefarge 5 месяцев назад
"Law and personality disorder", how true, how true.
@RabbitsInBlack
@RabbitsInBlack 5 месяцев назад
Did Florida also ban the bible because that book is just violent.
@markelliott8231
@markelliott8231 5 месяцев назад
Not yet…it was Utah 🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️
@hemlockVape
@hemlockVape 5 месяцев назад
...and contains sexual and violent references
@intomnia3313
@intomnia3313 5 месяцев назад
@@hemlockVapeyeah but the “right kind”.
@or2ak
@or2ak 5 месяцев назад
💯
@hemlockVape
@hemlockVape 5 месяцев назад
@@intomnia3313 🤣💯
@Thehardtruth69
@Thehardtruth69 5 месяцев назад
Ok but what happened to the guy driving away from the cows???
@dat1573
@dat1573 5 месяцев назад
He's still driving backwards 😂
@DashingPartyCrasher
@DashingPartyCrasher 5 месяцев назад
He's now in the next state over...
@ge2623
@ge2623 5 месяцев назад
Must have been tough for Florida to share the one dictionary in the state.
@wendyarnold6921
@wendyarnold6921 5 месяцев назад
Next Florida will ban the internet.
@MotoMotoMwah
@MotoMotoMwah 5 месяцев назад
I'm a public school teacher in New Mexico....a lot of transfer students come through my school (large military population). Students came from all over with varying degrees of education. Some were above grade level, some were below grade level, some spot on. As a whole, ANY student that came from Florida consistently arrived at a minimum one or two years below grade level.
@Booyaahh5050
@Booyaahh5050 5 месяцев назад
This from a guy who craps his pants all day long and has a thing for his own daughter.
@mungodegrijalva822
@mungodegrijalva822 5 месяцев назад
Can a candidate still serve if they have a diaper full of crap?
@Booyaahh5050
@Booyaahh5050 5 месяцев назад
@@mungodegrijalva822 who has a thing for his own daughter and young girls too? That's epsteins boy
@nathenjacobmorales1888
@nathenjacobmorales1888 5 месяцев назад
Yeah Bidens not right in the head
@caronstout354
@caronstout354 5 месяцев назад
Don't forget that he publically ogled a 10 year-old girl and boasted that he would dating her in 10 years...
@ln8116
@ln8116 5 месяцев назад
She loves it!!!
@CaptainCologne
@CaptainCologne 5 месяцев назад
Remember when being an adult meant taking responsibility?
@JoeNarbaiz
@JoeNarbaiz 5 месяцев назад
Pepperidge Farms remembers. 😮
@iansampson2477
@iansampson2477 5 месяцев назад
Still does.
@chenzen1578
@chenzen1578 5 месяцев назад
Some folks replaced that with "fake it until you make it"
@alexacarrillo4339
@alexacarrillo4339 5 месяцев назад
I only have experience with boomers as the people older than me and therefore the adults all my life and don’t remember any of them ever taking responsibility for anything. I am not saying all boomers or doing that generation bashing but I do wonder if the being an adult meant taking responsibility was a myth older generations pushed on younger ones.
@iansampson2477
@iansampson2477 5 месяцев назад
@@alexacarrillo4339 Short answer no.
@JRoChi
@JRoChi 5 месяцев назад
I don’t know why DeSaster keeps saying he won against Disney. He didn’t. The oversight board he appointed was just disbanded
@ronkirk5099
@ronkirk5099 5 месяцев назад
I only spend 3 months a year in FL and I'm embarrassed by even that little bit of contact with this dystopian koo koo land.
@oliviajones1407
@oliviajones1407 5 месяцев назад
All this book banning is ludicrous! Is this the people we want to lead OUR AMERICA????
@headishome8452
@headishome8452 5 месяцев назад
GOP wants this Country to be ignorant, pregnant, dropout students.
@peterschancel7223
@peterschancel7223 5 месяцев назад
Lead people into The Handmaids Tale
@KodakYarr
@KodakYarr 5 месяцев назад
I believe you meant to say Ludacris
@patricklawrence9784
@patricklawrence9784 5 месяцев назад
@@KodakYarrWhat? 😂😅😂
@xRadicalLeftx
@xRadicalLeftx 5 месяцев назад
@@KodakYarrpretty sure they are not talking about the rapper
@ag4allgood
@ag4allgood 5 месяцев назад
Ban the dictionary ? Only in Florida where Desantis fights Mickey Mouse !
@roxana.e2627
@roxana.e2627 5 месяцев назад
🤣🤣🤣🤣
@ginajones2328
@ginajones2328 5 месяцев назад
😅😅😅😅
@AwesomeFish12
@AwesomeFish12 5 месяцев назад
Gotta stop Mickey from transing the kids.
@DustyJones1997BGCL
@DustyJones1997BGCL 5 месяцев назад
​@@AwesomeFish12In Florida there are 545,000 LGBTQ+ kids living in that state and the amount of treatment they get down there is absolutely disgusting. They deserve better. It sucks that parents who live in Florida can't help their children Because moving is expensive and it's hard. The only way for Florida to get better is they have to have a Democratic governor.
@ag4allgood
@ag4allgood 5 месяцев назад
@@DustyJones1997BGCL Or a Govenor who treats everyone with respect - as we ourselves would want to be treated !
@AlanOtis-er7vt
@AlanOtis-er7vt 5 месяцев назад
When I was a kid my parents had a library full of encyclopedias ,since we always lived rurally that was my only form of escape .
@daniellewarren3534
@daniellewarren3534 5 месяцев назад
Throwback to when I was allowed to pick my own spelling words out of the dictionary at age 7. I picked bowels because I thought it sounded cool without really understanding what it meant (the definition used more medical terms than my second grade brain could handle) and nobody batted an eye. Thanks dictionary!
@redpillaware5101
@redpillaware5101 5 месяцев назад
Age 7 is right up jimmy's isle, huh?
@janineclarkson3991
@janineclarkson3991 5 месяцев назад
@@redpillaware5101 reality does not match your assessment he has 4 kids Katherine, Kevin, from previous marriage Jane and William from current marriage this is just from Wikipedia hardly deep diving research aye? Your thoughts on the solar terrestrial relations observatory would be more interesting.
@tylerphilco
@tylerphilco 5 месяцев назад
I moved away from escambia Florida 7 years ago. Looks like I saved my kids.
@LollieVox
@LollieVox 5 месяцев назад
“Law & Personality Disorder” bahahahahahahaha 😅
@ivo4357
@ivo4357 5 месяцев назад
"oh what a feeling, when you're transing on a ceiling" 😂😂 Shame this line was buried under applause.
@dianebunce6600
@dianebunce6600 5 месяцев назад
I cannot believe that any American would want Trump as a President. Just watching him, I get embarrassed.
@davewitter6565
@davewitter6565 5 месяцев назад
The judge should have said under one condition. DJT sits on the water dunk tank and if he goes off topic is gets dunked.
@slowlyrusting4044
@slowlyrusting4044 5 месяцев назад
Maybe have him sit *underwater* for the duration of the trial.
@Hbirdo
@Hbirdo 5 месяцев назад
Monty Python witch vs duck test
@LethalSaliva
@LethalSaliva 5 месяцев назад
His diaper's gonna absorb all the water😆
@michellewalters4484
@michellewalters4484 5 месяцев назад
They can't be serious. Parents??? Where are the parents???
@tryingmybest9819
@tryingmybest9819 5 месяцев назад
He already lost the case in September. This case is just to decide his punishment
@denisemadigan1038
@denisemadigan1038 5 месяцев назад
The dictionary was the number one dirty book grade school kids could readily read! What fun is being a child if you can not look up bad words?😂❤
@MrEdwar084
@MrEdwar084 5 месяцев назад
I mean the woke can't really brag about being against canceling stuff when you wanna cancel some comedians whose jokes you felt upset about.
@653j521
@653j521 5 месяцев назад
@@MrEdwar084 Word salad. Let's cancel those.
@Eileen.Nunya.Bizz1
@Eileen.Nunya.Bizz1 5 месяцев назад
Let’s also cancel people who have absolutely no idea what the word woke means or where the term stay woke comes from. Here’s a hint to Ed, research the Scarborough Boys.
@MrEdwar084
@MrEdwar084 5 месяцев назад
@@Eileen.Nunya.Bizz1 well, whatever woke means, one thing is for sure, nobody wants to be called woke anymore, it's like mexicans and latinx, they're like no, don't call us that please.
@thomasw.5344
@thomasw.5344 5 месяцев назад
@@MrEdwar084 Why shouldn't Mexicans want to be called Mexicans?
@gijgij4541
@gijgij4541 5 месяцев назад
As a kid the first thing you do with a new dictionary is look to see which "naughty" words are in it, it is one of the joys of young life... You already know the words, you just want to see how they are defined and whether that gives any further room for amusement.
@maggielarocque4369
@maggielarocque4369 5 месяцев назад
Never did that in my 70 years on earth.
@friendofdorothy9376
@friendofdorothy9376 5 месяцев назад
I did in junior high...and I’m 60. I looked up “fart” and it said “a small explosion between the legs”. Peals of laughter from that one.
@gijgij4541
@gijgij4541 5 месяцев назад
So did I here in the UK (now 62), but then I looked at the definition of explosion to find it was 'a sudden eruption of fire': it was a good few years later, after I had discovered very hot curries, before that became an actuality.@@friendofdorothy9376
@redpillaware5101
@redpillaware5101 5 месяцев назад
Naughty and kids are two of jimmys favorite words.
@dennisnickoloff1723
@dennisnickoloff1723 5 месяцев назад
​@@friendofdorothy9376I remember seeing that definition. It was hysterical then and it still is 😂😂😂
@Tadicuslegion78
@Tadicuslegion78 5 месяцев назад
How that Judge didn't finally just snap and tell Trump 30 days in Rikers until he can act like an adult in a courtroom again, I'll never understand
@markwhisler3501
@markwhisler3501 5 месяцев назад
Engoron is trying to eliminate a basis for appeal.
@michaelhernandez3041
@michaelhernandez3041 5 месяцев назад
...oder in the court...oder in the court.
@DonLoco3
@DonLoco3 5 месяцев назад
Spanky has loads of money, that always makes a difference. They love to tell us that it's not a two tiered system yet all you have to do is look at how he's been treated. Anyone with less money would have been in jail fast.
@kayleighgroenendal8473
@kayleighgroenendal8473 5 месяцев назад
We're all thinking the same thing! Every time he does something "How TF is he being this unamerican?!"
@tiamattbuckallew9633
@tiamattbuckallew9633 5 месяцев назад
We wish, and I hope the same gaurds that Gaurded Epstien during his stay in jail. Peace from MT and Tami
@moonstar68jr
@moonstar68jr 5 месяцев назад
I don't think doctors, parents or DISNEY are teaching kids to change their bodies. I'm pretty sure it's the kids crying out because they don't feel like their insides match their outsides!
@donnarobinson205
@donnarobinson205 5 месяцев назад
Desantis is terrifying please do not give him power to achieve his ridiculous agenda….
@mrjozo-pr6ih
@mrjozo-pr6ih 5 месяцев назад
Fascists all over the world are on the field manual of prolly Bannons writing with the help of russian bots
@TheTruthAbout-kw8vq
@TheTruthAbout-kw8vq 5 месяцев назад
Trump for Prison 2024 and MORE
@101shadeira
@101shadeira 5 месяцев назад
I don’t get how he gets to run for president with all that’s happening with him. 🤦🏾‍♀️🤬
@i216i
@i216i 5 месяцев назад
Maybe he can room with Hunter?
@DickNonya
@DickNonya 5 месяцев назад
​@@i216i Well republicans missed their chance to ask hunter any questions when he showed up to congress hehe seems they didn't actually have anything to say even though they were throwing a fit over him refusing a closed door meeting
@randy7003
@randy7003 5 месяцев назад
Gallows !
@i216i
@i216i 5 месяцев назад
@@DickNonya - I'm not sure what rock you live under, but it's pretty illegal to refuse to respond to a Federal subpoena and then just walk out of a Federal inquiry.
@jenny-pm8tl
@jenny-pm8tl 5 месяцев назад
Damn, Florida is hard at work dumbing down every kid, that’s going to be super helpful in the future. And, DeSantis has not even come close to taking out Disney, they are going all in on on his a$$.
@carolw8579
@carolw8579 5 месяцев назад
Yep, pretty much.😮
@DustyJones1997BGCL
@DustyJones1997BGCL 5 месяцев назад
The next governor election in Florida is in 2026 I encourage Floridian to vote for Democratic governor because honestly if you want your state to get get smarter and better vote for a Democratic governor simple 💙💙💙💙💙💙
@a7734999
@a7734999 5 месяцев назад
Disney should just pack up the whole theme park and move it to a different state. Not shut it down, just literally take their ball and go find a new home.
@TheresaLyonhart
@TheresaLyonhart 5 месяцев назад
@@a7734999New York would welcome it!
@flyrobin5255
@flyrobin5255 5 месяцев назад
@@a7734999 They own too much land, it would be better for them to get a good candidate and run against DeSantis. Mickey Mouse would be prefect!
@edvh88
@edvh88 5 месяцев назад
I know the ball gag on trump was just photoshopped but it made me unreasonably happy 😅
@lyd9177
@lyd9177 5 месяцев назад
Thought the green m & m’s shoes issue was hysterical,this book banning is right up there.Why don’t you just put the kids in sweat shops again,because they are going to be illiterate
@carolyntalbot947
@carolyntalbot947 5 месяцев назад
I loved the stoned, traveling retiree! Live your life, sis!
@redpillaware5101
@redpillaware5101 5 месяцев назад
Like travelling to the lsIand?
@moonlightpixie9976
@moonlightpixie9976 5 месяцев назад
OK if the book banners are going to ban the dictionary then they need to just ban learning to read and be done with it 🤦‍♀️
@lhoward9593
@lhoward9593 5 месяцев назад
Finally, a solution! 😂
@debrarekart4778
@debrarekart4778 5 месяцев назад
So 1984.
@mattw7949
@mattw7949 5 месяцев назад
They read Handmaid's Tale as a How-To story.
@michelled8408
@michelled8408 5 месяцев назад
Schools have basically stopped teaching children anything especially in my state Nevada.
@spades1288
@spades1288 5 месяцев назад
That's exactly what they want to do. They want to dismantle public education.
@thaisstone5192
@thaisstone5192 5 месяцев назад
REALLY enjoyed Mr. Kimmel; several times I laughed out loud and nearly choked on my tea!!!
@redpillaware5101
@redpillaware5101 5 месяцев назад
I wonder how many Jimmy made choke.
@thomasbabcock5174
@thomasbabcock5174 5 месяцев назад
If anyone can get someone to smile...its definitely Guillermo.😊❤
@redpillaware5101
@redpillaware5101 5 месяцев назад
Kids make jimmy smile.
@rosenbaum75
@rosenbaum75 5 месяцев назад
We can't assume the justice system will ever hold Trump accountable. We HAVE to vote in November to ensure this unhinged sociopath never steps foot in the White House again.
@Planters-ju5mo
@Planters-ju5mo 5 месяцев назад
Since it holds no other politician accountable I don’t imagine it will hold him accountable as well. But he’s got my vote since barely anything has stuck in the lawsuits against him! I loved my cheap groceries, gas, and housing.
@carolw8579
@carolw8579 5 месяцев назад
EVER, EVER, AGAIN!
@andrewball1898
@andrewball1898 5 месяцев назад
Freedom isn't for free. I'll take The American Constitution over personal comfort anyway. Tr
@4yerears
@4yerears 5 месяцев назад
​@@Planters-ju5mo"Barely anything has stuck"??Only one of his cases has been completed!!, and that was the sexual abuse case where a jury of 6men, 3 women found him liable. Youl could work for Fox
@TheRealRoronoaZoro
@TheRealRoronoaZoro 5 месяцев назад
@@Planters-ju5mo the wheels of justice can sometimes move slowly, but there is progress inching closer to trial in the DC case. His immunity appeal case has ZERO chance. He’s about to lose $370 million and his ability to deal in real estate in NY for being a fraudster loser. His eJean Carroll defamation trial is starting next week. 😂. Stinky Diaper Don is about to 💩 himself.
@steelcom5976
@steelcom5976 5 месяцев назад
At the same time that dictionaries are toxic in Florida, European children learn 2 or 3 languages by the time they're 10.
@8ofwands300
@8ofwands300 5 месяцев назад
Well if Rhode Island spoke a different language than Connecticut, we'd likely be multi- lingual too. 😉😉
@einienj3281
@einienj3281 5 месяцев назад
Very true. I'm trying to learn my fourth. Learning languages as a kid was way easier, now, not so much. English is my 3rd.
@lenawagenfuehr53
@lenawagenfuehr53 5 месяцев назад
​@@8ofwands300no, that would require the USA to take an interest in anyone other than itself 🙄
@8ofwands300
@8ofwands300 5 месяцев назад
@@lenawagenfuehr53 Huh? My point is that Europe is geographically smaller than the continental USA. Countries the size of some of our states that speak different languages are adjacent to each other. Therefore, there is more opportunity, incentive and practicality in learning multiple languages. 😐😐.
@steelcom5976
@steelcom5976 5 месяцев назад
@@8ofwands300 How would you explain England's lack of interest in other languages?
@chris4973
@chris4973 5 месяцев назад
There is no swifter route to the corruption of thought than through the corruption of language George Orwell
@NewMessage
@NewMessage 5 месяцев назад
Can't have a populace that is educated enough to see what you're up to. They might not vote against their own interests!
@slowlyrusting4044
@slowlyrusting4044 5 месяцев назад
Yup. In order to train a dog you need to know more than the dog.
@HygienistDentist
@HygienistDentist 5 месяцев назад
Guillermo brings a smile to everyone
@JohnDoe-vy5hh
@JohnDoe-vy5hh 5 месяцев назад
Super sweet guy. And funny!
@MadDragon75
@MadDragon75 5 месяцев назад
Guillermo is a gem.
@carolw8579
@carolw8579 5 месяцев назад
Yes!😊
@Lp78Ch
@Lp78Ch 5 месяцев назад
Not really. He appeals to the lowest common denominator.
@tlnu1225
@tlnu1225 5 месяцев назад
Forget Jimmy, I love Guillermo! ❤
@Betavey
@Betavey 5 месяцев назад
That nurse that tells high people “ya you’re probably gonna die” oh good. Had me reeling
@Vohlfied
@Vohlfied 5 месяцев назад
"That the thing, everyone thinks they're gonna die but no one ever does."
@dennisg4666
@dennisg4666 5 месяцев назад
The moms for liberty, which should be named moms for criminality are hard at work in FL.
@jakebe4915
@jakebe4915 5 месяцев назад
DeSatan said, "Disney is transing our kids." So he banned more books. WTF
@perber123
@perber123 5 месяцев назад
"Law and Personality Disorder!"🤣🤣🤣
@JP-pp2tn
@JP-pp2tn 5 месяцев назад
those two republicans only attacked each other, didn't discuss what they were going to do for the country
@garse70
@garse70 5 месяцев назад
None of the GOP talk about policy. They don’t have a plan. They are too busy trying to take rights away from the Americans.
@kellytrimble7019
@kellytrimble7019 5 месяцев назад
They don’t have any plans for governing! They DONT CARE ABOUT US!!!
@guerreroseventyfour1819
@guerreroseventyfour1819 5 месяцев назад
Meanwhile the audience just clapped and cheered (probably, I don’t know, I didn’t watch the debate)
@MajICReiki
@MajICReiki 5 месяцев назад
There was Zero debating there was no debating at the RNC debate.
@TreasureDeal
@TreasureDeal 5 месяцев назад
They have absolutely nothing to offer the people.
@cherylannebarillartist7453
@cherylannebarillartist7453 5 месяцев назад
I LOVE Janie! Her personality is delightful, she could easily be a guest on the show!!! ❤
@JustMeeee369
@JustMeeee369 5 месяцев назад
@ 3:46 - "He was master-debating." 🤣
@rikkiechambers4959
@rikkiechambers4959 5 месяцев назад
Great contestants for who’s high tonight ! 😂
@littlejaye1
@littlejaye1 5 месяцев назад
I was just thinking who Desantis looks like? You all remember the guy on mad magazines. That’s who Desantis looks like.
@ucheogwude2516
@ucheogwude2516 5 месяцев назад
Lol. Like a glum Alfred E. Neuman.
@ln8116
@ln8116 5 месяцев назад
🤣🤣🤣
@bethlewis582
@bethlewis582 5 месяцев назад
Spot on!
@Rugelacharugula
@Rugelacharugula 5 месяцев назад
Bt dubs. That cow clip at the beginning is now the motto of the modern day Republican Party.
@Vulcanerd
@Vulcanerd 5 месяцев назад
Ron De Santis wants to tell kids they are not who they are. The model of courage... Any Republican presidential candidate who isn't a clown or a criminal? Any Republican politicians at all?
@carolynturk-hu7je
@carolynturk-hu7je 5 месяцев назад
Now DeSantis has said more than a mouthful, enough for Disney to file a defamation lawsuit against him!
@RippieFarmer
@RippieFarmer 5 месяцев назад
Was coming here to say basically the same thing. Disney is not done fighting DeSantis, and that debate adds more fuel to their fire.
@mollydtt
@mollydtt 5 месяцев назад
Disney has the best lawyers, and brains. DeSantis has no idea.
@dkomino1
@dkomino1 5 месяцев назад
Disney is trash and has been trash since the pandemic. As a dem here who in their right mind thinks Disney is helping this society progress when half the people can’t agree on what a woman is? And the people who want Biden in office are you ok in the head? Did u not witness this last horrific term we’ve had? Government doesn’t care about ur wellbeing. People need to wake up and I don’t mean “woke”
@steelchil
@steelchil 5 месяцев назад
Don'tVotefortheJoke 🤡;(Biden)😂
@RippieFarmer
@RippieFarmer 5 месяцев назад
@steelchil bot for the self proclaimed dictator instead 🤡
@colmastro4373
@colmastro4373 5 месяцев назад
Ahh yes, the party of "family values" and jeebus 😂
@JZsBFF
@JZsBFF 5 месяцев назад
What the evangelicals say and what they do, rarely in sync.
@kasperchristensen8416
@kasperchristensen8416 5 месяцев назад
Love you, Jimmy! Cheers from Denmark 🍻😊
@brandyseverin4077
@brandyseverin4077 5 месяцев назад
Narcissistic, power hungry wackos are like, never at fault for their actions 🙄 /sarcasm
@Expired.Lettuce
@Expired.Lettuce 5 месяцев назад
That's the billionaire elite attitude
@headishome8452
@headishome8452 5 месяцев назад
That's the GOP way!!
@kennyroman9589
@kennyroman9589 5 месяцев назад
"OH GOD?" There goes the neighborhood!! MTG to take over speaker Johnsons position? This woman who needs psychotropic medications, at the Helm? The United States will really be in big trouble! Hello?
@redpillaware5101
@redpillaware5101 5 месяцев назад
Lots of wackos on that lsIand, huh?
@DedlyKys
@DedlyKys 5 месяцев назад
Who's High is such a fun game!!! I want more!
@redpillaware5101
@redpillaware5101 5 месяцев назад
What kind of games did Jimmy play on the lsIand?
@Sweettooth25
@Sweettooth25 5 месяцев назад
Yes its hilarious 😂 😂. More please!
@redpillaware5101
@redpillaware5101 5 месяцев назад
@@Sweettooth25 That's what Jimmy said.
@Sweettooth25
@Sweettooth25 5 месяцев назад
@@redpillaware5101love Jimmy’s show!
@redpillaware5101
@redpillaware5101 5 месяцев назад
@@Sweettooth25 Not as much as he likes kids.
@cherylmcnutt9905
@cherylmcnutt9905 5 месяцев назад
Saw video of Trump in court in Manhattan today. The man’s eyes are swollen and red. He looks like he’s been crying. I’d feel more empathy for him had he not cost over one million Americans their lives.
@dancingnature
@dancingnature 5 месяцев назад
I have zero sympathy for Dolt45. Too many people have been harmed by his lies, his con games , and his cheating! In fact it was at zero when he cheated on his first wife now it’s at absolute zero 0K!
@ookpic933
@ookpic933 5 месяцев назад
It's scarier than that. They banned 1600 books, including biographies on Thurgood Marshall, the first Black supreme court justice, and Anne Frank’s Diary of a Young Girl. This sounds horribly familiar.
@Boogeyman1435
@Boogeyman1435 5 месяцев назад
omg...did the 'Blacks for trump' guy meet some horrible demise? I don't see him in the background in the rally clips
@sophierobinson2738
@sophierobinson2738 5 месяцев назад
Trump couldn’t afford to pay his expenses anymore.
@lhoward9593
@lhoward9593 5 месяцев назад
I saw a "Blacks for Trump" sign at a recent rally. Not sure it's the same guy, though. Maybe they forgot to pay him! 😂
@Boogeyman1435
@Boogeyman1435 5 месяцев назад
They must have not paid him. That's got to be it. He's been at every rally since time began @@lhoward9593
@mariaholmdahl9949
@mariaholmdahl9949 5 месяцев назад
In 1999, my high school (in Georgia) removed all dictionaries because they had swear words in them. It's in a very small town, unofficially run by the churches.
@CatherineSTodd
@CatherineSTodd 5 месяцев назад
Kathy is hilarious! This was a great little segment and so funny. LOL!
@voteblue8681
@voteblue8681 5 месяцев назад
She was obviously high
@adb888
@adb888 5 месяцев назад
I suspected Kathy right from the get-go, but found it funny that there was a cop there in the background at the end.
@Tessmage_Tessera
@Tessmage_Tessera 5 месяцев назад
Not a problem. Weed is legal in California.
@maggielarocque4369
@maggielarocque4369 5 месяцев назад
You do know it is legal in California to smoke pot, right?
@jamesbyrne2767
@jamesbyrne2767 5 месяцев назад
I have gone to my local bookstore and bought three titles from the banned book list. There are many more, so you can go pick your own favorite titles from DeSantis' list.
@NaT-wl8ru
@NaT-wl8ru 5 месяцев назад
“Law and personality disorder” got me roffle mayo.
@MariaBareiss
@MariaBareiss 5 месяцев назад
I knew who was high before they even started talking! They had that far-away gaze that I also get! 😂
@bassandbeer
@bassandbeer 5 месяцев назад
Finally Guillermo emulated Joe Swanson in making Belichick SMILE.
@lynnh775
@lynnh775 5 месяцев назад
When Jimmy said Guillermo was the only one to make Belichick smile, I thought, "Then you've never watched Family Guy." lol
@millroyboy07
@millroyboy07 5 месяцев назад
Desantis solving problems that never existed.
@TheGraphicTech
@TheGraphicTech 5 месяцев назад
So funny! Thx Jimmy 😊
@loriallenbaugh35
@loriallenbaugh35 5 месяцев назад
I had to cry laughing at opening video. I moved to a small rural town in Colorado 40 years ago and faced the same problem with “sheep jams” on the local roads and highways. It took a while before I learned how to wade through them. (Never tried the “reverse mode”) It’s more of an automatic car buffing thing. To this day I’d rather spend two hours in a sheep jam than 30 minutes in car traffic.
@kanditraxel
@kanditraxel 5 месяцев назад
When I was in my 20s, I had a little bitty car and one night after leaving work, I came around a corner and had to hit the brakes HARD to keep from hitting several cows in the road. All I could think was, "How embarrassing to die hitting a COW!" 😅 I tend to make jokes when under stress, and that was literally the first thing to hit my brain. That video was triggering! 😂
@virginiabalch6274
@virginiabalch6274 5 месяцев назад
This actually happened near where I live in Wisconsin. Then was a Doordash driver. I have had it happen to me twice in rural areas and I gave everyone a good laugh when I had to get out of my car trying to get them off the road.
@maggielarocque4369
@maggielarocque4369 5 месяцев назад
I was strolling down a lane in rural Mexico and found myself in a sheep jam. They were all around me. I pulled out my camera and my battery died. I got it changed in time to get a shot of the back end of some sheep.
@redpillaware5101
@redpillaware5101 5 месяцев назад
I wonder how many kids Jimmy made cry.
@lina9535
@lina9535 5 месяцев назад
Is it strange that I have a sheep/cow/duck block on my bucket list?
@josiahwins
@josiahwins 5 месяцев назад
If we do not have this comedy nightly the state of most Americans will go to bed with dread. However we do have comedy in which we understand the state of the nation. Vote Blue & thanks Jimmy.
@Paz.o.plomo.4024
@Paz.o.plomo.4024 5 месяцев назад
Red, or else we won’t have a nation.
@Brandon-bc5um
@Brandon-bc5um 5 месяцев назад
this isnt comedy
@Just-Codes
@Just-Codes 5 месяцев назад
Nobody watches this garbage on TV bro, y'all must be on cable from 1997
@nathenjacobmorales1888
@nathenjacobmorales1888 5 месяцев назад
Poor thing 😂
@alicewood1665
@alicewood1665 5 месяцев назад
These Karen's have nothing better to do than ban books. He is going to ban fish next because some of them change from male to female and then back again. 😆
@kkpeter784
@kkpeter784 5 месяцев назад
After a few questions testing memory, I settled for Kathy being high. First, she is retired. Second she is on vacation, so nothing is stopping her to have fun anytime of the day. Third, she could not remember the last movie she recently watched in the theatre (her short term memory was having issues). Finally, the way she mentioned the Cocaine Bear movie was suspicious.
@sophierobinson2738
@sophierobinson2738 5 месяцев назад
Ah, cows. I was a sad case, lived in the country, no one to play with. I’d chase the yearling cows across the field, stop, they’d turn around , I ‘d turn around and run the other way, with them in hot pursuit, over and over until we were worn out. Cows will follow almost anything.
@kathycowan3556
@kathycowan3556 5 месяцев назад
The who's high segment is fantastic 😂
@rock-n-rollfoodie
@rock-n-rollfoodie 5 месяцев назад
Mas-ter-debating! Effing great play on words writers! These GOP’s idiots are just unbelievable. VOTE BLUE FOR YOUR LIFE PEOPLE 💙
@CubicIronPyrite
@CubicIronPyrite 5 месяцев назад
I could watch the ball-gag video of Trump on loop for hours.
@kelseysheumaker6433
@kelseysheumaker6433 5 месяцев назад
Wait, is it real????
@CubicIronPyrite
@CubicIronPyrite 5 месяцев назад
@@kelseysheumaker6433 Unfortunately no.
@kelseysheumaker6433
@kelseysheumaker6433 5 месяцев назад
Ah, damn. I'm impressed with how real it looked.
@CubicIronPyrite
@CubicIronPyrite 5 месяцев назад
@@kelseysheumaker6433 One can only dream.
@winstonsmith6607
@winstonsmith6607 5 месяцев назад
Trump should sue Jimmy for slander
@seanfox4174
@seanfox4174 5 месяцев назад
Janie crushed it, she was the best part of the show.
@darrylbrown8253
@darrylbrown8253 5 месяцев назад
i honestly thought she was the high one.
@tiffanyshanley1419
@tiffanyshanley1419 5 месяцев назад
I want her to be a regular on the show she's hilarious
@crIms0ngen
@crIms0ngen 5 месяцев назад
@@darrylbrown8253 Taj Felt too obvious, Janie felt like she was playing a role but I knew as a Nurse in hospitals that she really can't, and I was betting on the old lady from the get go, esp since she was retired. Nothing to lose there. Janie's behaviour really had me worried but it was nice to know that she was really playing it up just to play us, in the end.
@poindexterjones206
@poindexterjones206 5 месяцев назад
I love that she took her grandsons to see the movie "Thanksgiving". I'm a big horror nerd. :)
@darrylbrown8253
@darrylbrown8253 5 месяцев назад
@@crIms0ngen Not really because he answered Jimmy's questions clearly and coherently.
@billybudd5854
@billybudd5854 5 месяцев назад
The next step for MAGA in Florida is obvious: ban women from reading anything at all.
@Lohengrin88
@Lohengrin88 5 месяцев назад
Ban the dictionary because it has the word sex? what the hell America.
@dat1573
@dat1573 5 месяцев назад
It's despicable 😂
@redpillaware5101
@redpillaware5101 5 месяцев назад
Jimmy knows all about that, on the lsIand.
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