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Trump Gets Ready For Day One-ish 

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Pity our poor PEOTUS, he thinks Presidents get weekends off.
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Комментарии : 2,9 тыс.   
@camih1715
@camih1715 7 лет назад
Oh my God, Trump's inability to come to grasps with reality is gonna be an endless source of entertainment for the rest of the world and an endless source of suffering and devastation for us.
@treborrrrr
@treborrrrr 7 лет назад
Oh I'm not worried, I'm sure those of us not in the US will feel the suffering as well once he starts a war or two.
@pizdamatii5001
@pizdamatii5001 7 лет назад
many trump supporters were afraid that hillary would start a war with russia; wouldn't it be ironic if trump started a war with china instead?
@tilaNmanx
@tilaNmanx 7 лет назад
I'd be laughing about it if I didn't have to worry his shenanigans to cost me my country and freedom... Living next door to Russia without USA going "Hey back off from the borders mkay Putin?" will be so much fun, I imagine.
@mihugong3153
@mihugong3153 7 лет назад
Don't worry Cami, it may turn out to be an endless source of suffering and devastation for the whole world.
@bearheart2009
@bearheart2009 7 лет назад
Its pretty worrying for a lot of countries, particularly the US's allies.
@UdyKumra
@UdyKumra 7 лет назад
Hey what if it rains on inauguration day and Trump's speech is hours long and he and Mike Pence both get pneumonia and die like William Henry Harrison?
@TheSippy333
@TheSippy333 7 лет назад
It's a great fantasy. I like it.
@artsy_artist1323
@artsy_artist1323 7 лет назад
andrew miller The one thing that will get me to believe
@Sofus.
@Sofus. 7 лет назад
Trump's speech is hours long Naa it's Trump we're talking about.
@cosmonaut379
@cosmonaut379 7 лет назад
udyvlogs don't cheat the hangman
@bushidotestu1997
@bushidotestu1997 7 лет назад
If that happens I'd classify it a miracle if not I guess we just have to wait a few weeks before he causes a national incident(s)
@Akbar9khan
@Akbar9khan 7 лет назад
He’s name is on the buildings, but OBAMA’S name is in every heart.
@robgreenawayy
@robgreenawayy 7 лет назад
lol
@banegotham1757
@banegotham1757 7 лет назад
Not mine shit he's in my bills heart raised taxes on me
@JVarley9001
@JVarley9001 7 лет назад
"I'd feel more comfortable if you just put that thing away." Funny, most of the people backstage at Miss America pageants tell Trump the same thing.
@socrappyicoulddie
@socrappyicoulddie 7 лет назад
I legit thought that Putin voiceover was someone at the Late Show making a mockery until I Googled it.... Jesus Christ we are living in an episode of Parks and Recreation
@pelvis_assley
@pelvis_assley 7 лет назад
lol putin would never discuss such bullshit, it was question by life news reporter which is yellow press like buzzfeed and putin even mocked them before giving answer.
@musiclinkscanadainc
@musiclinkscanadainc 7 лет назад
I did the same thing
@TheSpiritOfTheTimes
@TheSpiritOfTheTimes 7 лет назад
It actually is a poor translation.
@QueenBee-gx4rp
@QueenBee-gx4rp 7 лет назад
socrappyicoulddie --You can't make this stuff up!!! 🙈
@loosingmymemory7
@loosingmymemory7 7 лет назад
If we are living in Parks and Recreation, can you tell Tammy to mix me up something?
@IliyaMoroumetz
@IliyaMoroumetz 7 лет назад
*Laughs at the funny jokes because they're funny, then proceeds to cry because we are so fucked.*
@IliyaMoroumetz
@IliyaMoroumetz 7 лет назад
Uh huh. Being run by a cheeto who's gone bankrupt more times than you've had sex, filling positions comprised of sociopaths who want to game the system to line their pockets with even more money they don't need at the peoples' expense, and said cheeto has a skin so thin that a snicker in his general direction makes him throw a fit. The economy is going to take a nosedive, doofus. It's happened almost every time we've had a republican controlled house. And even better, you know the last time they had all three branches? We went into something called the Great Depression, maybe you heard about it, because of all the massive deregulation that didn't do jack squat for the working people. Trump voters and supporters, one and all, deserve a stamp on their foreheads, in bright, red ink and large letters that says, "SUCKER!" because that's what they are. This video perfectly illustrates that.
@marialuna-wo4wp
@marialuna-wo4wp 7 лет назад
Vagrant Vagabond the philippine vice president couldnt go to the philippines when a typhoon hit her province because her u.s. vacation was planned over a year ago and she couldnt get hold of return tickets at such short notice...all despite of the fact that the typhoon was forecast to hit philippine islands before she (vice president of the philippines)left for the u.s. vacation planned a year ago...#wefeelyou
@IliyaMoroumetz
@IliyaMoroumetz 7 лет назад
Hillary is irrelevant. The topic is the Dump and how fucked America is with someone completely unqualified, so, unless you can prove or try to convince me that this overgrown toddler will do more than laugh all the way to the bank, we have nothing to discuss.
@JesusPulledMeThrough
@JesusPulledMeThrough 7 лет назад
+Vagrant Vagabond Holy Crap! I... I love you?
@IliyaMoroumetz
@IliyaMoroumetz 7 лет назад
I... oh goodness... well... I mean... at least ask me out first!! Golly! :O
@citronm1405
@citronm1405 7 лет назад
I, like the the majority of thumb voters, love Stephen's monologue! Colbert's attitude will be sorely needed for the next 4 years!
@ShiroKage009
@ShiroKage009 7 лет назад
"Or maybe he's going to be great, I don't know." You know he isn't.
@saucechef5188
@saucechef5188 7 лет назад
ShiroiKage009 how do you know that? Everyone though Obama was going to do good, but he turned out to be a complete fucking pussy. Let's just wait and see.
@ShiroKage009
@ShiroKage009 7 лет назад
I've seen the cabinet picks and his promises for policy. He's going to be shit.
@ProfessorSyndicateFranklai
@ProfessorSyndicateFranklai 7 лет назад
*drumpfsterfire
@allenfogarty2384
@allenfogarty2384 7 лет назад
I just checked DC weather reports. It is predicted to rain on trumps inauguration!!! YEA
@TheSippy333
@TheSippy333 7 лет назад
Tee hee! Love it!
@TheOneWhoMightBe
@TheOneWhoMightBe 7 лет назад
So it might piss down? Trump'll probably like that.
@natemartin9593
@natemartin9593 7 лет назад
Believe me. I'll be protesting because I want to. No pay necessary. Trump deserves to be treated with the same amount of disrespect Obama received every single day, if not more.
@anniesue4456
@anniesue4456 7 лет назад
Allen Fogarty wee from what I hear it will be short and sweet anyway
@azul8811
@azul8811 7 лет назад
Right. He should get cancer because he's happy that it's gonna rain. Jason Cooke,Triggered!
@shahidabegum4195
@shahidabegum4195 7 лет назад
I wish a story would come out stating, "Scientists caught trying to rig weather to make it rain on Inauguration Day." That'd be great.
@naftulzvi3353
@naftulzvi3353 7 лет назад
Maybe if CNN posted it Trump would undeclare them a fake news source.
@alexandernicholasdecarlo440
@alexandernicholasdecarlo440 7 лет назад
shahida begum You have to watch Info wars to get that information.
@raywei8472
@raywei8472 7 лет назад
you actually can control weather, works sometimes. like when China forced the clouds to rain a day before the 2008 Olympics opening ceremony, so the sky would be sunny and not clouded.
@jflanagan9696
@jflanagan9696 7 лет назад
markatl84 Read up on HAARP, this shit already exists.
@anniesue4456
@anniesue4456 7 лет назад
shahida begum some crazy millionaire preacher will tell his sheep that to scare the shit out of them
@honestdude
@honestdude 7 лет назад
I swear this guy Seth Meyers, John Oliver, and Samantha Bee all have a huge crush on Trump with how often they talk about him. It's like they depend on him.
@jph4889
@jph4889 7 лет назад
You're kidding, right? An amoral, idiot man-child with narcissistic personality disorder is about to take over the country. How could you not talk about that?
@abcdefghijklmno7384
@abcdefghijklmno7384 7 лет назад
honestdude Trump is the gift that keeps giving us the great jokes. ...weekends off...wow!
@JackDearnley
@JackDearnley 7 лет назад
Ah yes, of course! Why else would the hosts of comedy news shows be talking about the President of their own country
@sugarwater7463
@sugarwater7463 7 лет назад
Yes, they do. The whole country actually is depending on him. He's the president. Can't believe you dumbasses decided the fate of US.
@rathhen8384
@rathhen8384 7 лет назад
well he's going to be the fucken president. Everyone should talk about him so we can be aware
@ITIonoxide
@ITIonoxide 7 лет назад
Sore losers in the comments.. Give your new president a fair chance. His business empire didn't drop out of the sky.
@casm080
@casm080 7 лет назад
It didn't, it came out of his father's testament.
@darknation6174
@darknation6174 7 лет назад
Ketan yes his father abd grandmother build the empire. But he fucks up again and again and again.
@MsGrapeNehi
@MsGrapeNehi 7 лет назад
You mean like Republicans gave Obama a chance? As I recall, they bitched and moaned about him for eight years.
@etiennec9650
@etiennec9650 7 лет назад
lolnope. He's gonna be a lazy, know-nothing shit-tier president for the four months he's in office before his myriad of conflicts of interests result in an impeachment. Then we're stuck with Cotton Hill for three plus years. Maybe I'll give him a chance.
@dglesterhardunkichud5178
@dglesterhardunkichud5178 7 лет назад
Ketan nope, it rose from the ashes of hell
@aeliabriyain946
@aeliabriyain946 7 лет назад
Last time I was this early, America still had hope
@ramram4754
@ramram4754 7 лет назад
1491
@thomasmaples4087
@thomasmaples4087 7 лет назад
Aelia Briyain lols
@rodneywarren1905
@rodneywarren1905 7 лет назад
+Aelia Briyain Reading your comment made me miss Hillary Clinton all over again.
@rodneywarren1905
@rodneywarren1905 7 лет назад
+G Washington Two possibilities exist. 1) You have the most ironic name for a Russian misinformation disseminator ever. 2) You are just grossly misinformed. Either way spreading misinformation was inexcusable before the election and now it is borderline criminal. Please stop.
@lookupdonaldmarshall8331
@lookupdonaldmarshall8331 7 лет назад
+Rodney Warren Hillary Clinton is a piece of shit. She's a disgusting human being.I hope this comment made liberals cry.
@wulfsaga2
@wulfsaga2 7 лет назад
DAY ONE VACATION??? LOW ENERGY!! SAD!!
@andrewjackson9948
@andrewjackson9948 7 лет назад
Nostophod does that make it ok?
@lemeres2478
@lemeres2478 7 лет назад
I LIKE PRESIDENTS THAT DON'T TAKE WEEKENDS. WEAK, AND LIVING OFF A GOVERNMENT PAYCHECK. SAD!!
@aano1370
@aano1370 7 лет назад
INNER CITIES ARE BURNING, WHERE WAS OBAMA?? PATHETIC!
@StevenTorrey
@StevenTorrey 7 лет назад
I'm not with a prostitute, I'm with a woman engaging in liberal social responsibilities, Your Honor.
@StevenTorrey
@StevenTorrey 7 лет назад
Hope that works next time I meet a woman on the corner of 9th and 10th engaging in liberal social responsibilities.
@s.bakyhnh1756
@s.bakyhnh1756 7 лет назад
It's funny because it did rain on Turd's inauguration. Very subtle, God.
@krombopulos_michael
@krombopulos_michael 7 лет назад
All this time, we've been thinking that when Trump says something is "rigged", he means its rigged. We should have realised that that's just his way of saying that it's bad for him him, because that's literally the only way he uses it and he pretty much calls everything that says something bad for him "rigged". When he goes to the doctor and the doctor tells him he has diabetes, it's rigged. When his car gets towed because he parked in the wrong place, it's rigged. When someone brings him a coffee and it's cold, it's rigged. That just what "rigged" means now.
@TheSippy333
@TheSippy333 7 лет назад
Let's not forget "FAKE NEWS" and "WRONG!"
@KiraRagged
@KiraRagged 7 лет назад
You keep saying that word... I do not think it means what you think it means.
@carloflores8896
@carloflores8896 7 лет назад
Krombopulos Michael WRONG! Can't believe people believe that rigged has different meanings! Sad! Rigged!
@kristalchapman9114
@kristalchapman9114 7 лет назад
Krombopulos Michael i feel bad for you if you just figured that out. why do you think people are going crazy? It's not for fun.
@seanp1315
@seanp1315 7 лет назад
Krombopulos Michael Here I go rigging again
@amyi9846
@amyi9846 7 лет назад
I was at this taping yesterday and it was such an amazing experience. Stephen shook my hand and everything.
@GalvatronVGC
@GalvatronVGC 7 лет назад
Stephen Colbert reporting on Trump as always. Gotta make that cash because his career is dying. 😂
@iinmediasres4938
@iinmediasres4938 7 лет назад
It's not dying, because people like you come to his channel to troll. Thanks for the page views!
@gravityking
@gravityking 7 лет назад
As far as Presidents go Orange is the New Black.
@billy413
@billy413 7 лет назад
gravityking Great observation there lad, gave me quite a chuckle
@ragnarokncc3137
@ragnarokncc3137 7 лет назад
This monologue was FEARLESS. The "hey kids!" joke got super real. Good work guys, keep it up!!
@GoldenGreene
@GoldenGreene 7 лет назад
G Washington nope, because this situation is absolutely insane to a lot of people in this country!
@jomiga1999
@jomiga1999 7 лет назад
I love that the President (?) of Moldova was right next to Putin when he said Russian hookers are the best. And Vlad didn't give a fuck.
@hustler3of4culture3
@hustler3of4culture3 7 лет назад
JMG_99 that is Fing funny
@indiciaobscure
@indiciaobscure 7 лет назад
Yeah that was brutal. Moldovans really pride themselves on their #1 hooker rating.
@seanp1315
@seanp1315 7 лет назад
Savage bro you know he's going to catch hell from all the hooker back home for not defending them
@abbayaran3800
@abbayaran3800 7 лет назад
Mocking GOD!!! That part was very uncomfortable and wrong!
@mortified0
@mortified0 7 лет назад
Delicious sacrilege!
@chrismccue9421
@chrismccue9421 7 лет назад
I think God's OK with people making jokes. If a human got angry and messed with you every time you made a joke about his politics, would you want to worship that human? (Or have him as president?) Jesus would be OK with people making jokes because he'd be secure
@zmeon9441
@zmeon9441 7 лет назад
Meet him everyday. I call him Daddy.
@cjs1916
@cjs1916 7 лет назад
Uquion Burke God is not real
@dademurphy1023
@dademurphy1023 7 лет назад
Jesus is cumming
@MassEffectFan113
@MassEffectFan113 7 лет назад
Come on Stephen... how many vacations did Obama take?
@bridget-ci5bt
@bridget-ci5bt 7 лет назад
WRBookoo Seller18 you can make your point without insulting Michelle Obama to such a degree. You are allowed to have opinions, but not when they cross the line of calling a beautiful woman a man based solely on her appearance and race. Absolutely shameful.
@VLGCombat
@VLGCombat 7 лет назад
MassEffectFan113 Fewer than Bush junior
@gracezb1
@gracezb1 7 лет назад
WRBookoo Seller18 source
@Thisshitcrazybruh
@Thisshitcrazybruh 7 лет назад
the legend 27 BEAUTIFUL???? I've seen hogs sexier than Michael.
@marcussavina2726
@marcussavina2726 7 лет назад
lmao, Bush took the most.
@achokingvitcim
@achokingvitcim 7 лет назад
I was apprehensive of Colbert when he first took over the late show but damn my man has been fucking killin it. So glad they put parts in RU-vid for free, how all media should be
@grantdeltz4788
@grantdeltz4788 7 лет назад
You know Stephen wants Trump to Tweet @ him so badly... that'd be a great show
@cynthiahillman2670
@cynthiahillman2670 7 лет назад
TRUMP! whoop whoop! so excited by the upcoming Inauguration! Over 62 million Americans have your back. Peace be with you!
@vbs4257
@vbs4257 3 года назад
It DID rain and the next day he lied and said the sun came out as he began his speech.
@user-fk6cb9en8v
@user-fk6cb9en8v 7 лет назад
Sometimes I seriously consider if I haven't woken up on November 9th, and if I'm still dreaming. Someone pinch me... Is this real life!?!?
@TheSippy333
@TheSippy333 7 лет назад
You have just stepped into ... The Twilight Zone.
@antonio4114
@antonio4114 7 лет назад
kapp yes it is! and in 2 days your unconstitutional executive orders, race baiting tactics, and fake progress will all be gone! 😂
@770megaman
@770megaman 7 лет назад
Antonio C Russian bot detected
@antonio4114
@antonio4114 7 лет назад
770megaman paid Hillary shill alert. She lost by the way. You can stop
@peaceandllov
@peaceandllov 7 лет назад
Yes, our new president has been peed on by Russian prostitutes.
@miloblackmetalhate
@miloblackmetalhate 7 лет назад
So, God is a Republican. Explains a lot.
@stormwatcher59
@stormwatcher59 7 лет назад
But Jesus is a Democrat...
@AnEvolvingApe
@AnEvolvingApe 7 лет назад
That's why I tell people that there is no benevolent god. Cthulhu on the other hand...
@cloudsin8748
@cloudsin8748 7 лет назад
The Flying Sphagetti Monster is still the best.
@ms.rstake_1211
@ms.rstake_1211 7 лет назад
Milind Tripathi 😱😅
@conancat
@conancat 7 лет назад
"If you say so, snowflake." -- God
@robinvaldez
@robinvaldez 7 лет назад
I have never gasped so loudly and authentically in my life until I heard what Putin said!!!
@moniquemxrie
@moniquemxrie 7 лет назад
His impression is on point 😂😂
@fadyfarouk8635
@fadyfarouk8635 7 лет назад
I don't have to watch any more comedic movies to laugh, now I watch trump instead.
@ani625
@ani625 7 лет назад
Trump's cabinet picks getting worse and worse each day. He's conducting a business.
@dylanlambert5850
@dylanlambert5850 7 лет назад
Is trump this guys only talking point?
@jph4889
@jph4889 7 лет назад
There is nothing funnier than Trump. There's also nothing more terrifying. Funny how that works.
@scribs7728
@scribs7728 7 лет назад
snowsandrivers blackfyrestorm but don't you think it just get's repetitive? I mean if I were to listen to my favorite song over and over again, I'd probably start to hate it.
@gracezb1
@gracezb1 7 лет назад
Dylan Lambert at this point you don't even need to write jokes about trump he makes fun of himself enough by just talking
@jph4889
@jph4889 7 лет назад
>but don't you think it just get's repetitive? I mean if I were to listen to my favorite song over and over again, I'd probably start to hate it. No. It doesn't. He never stops saying and doing different ridiculous shit. Every day. Every SINGLE day he does something that's totally ridiculous for like 8 different reasons. I don't even think they're keeping up with him.
@Thisshitcrazybruh
@Thisshitcrazybruh 7 лет назад
Dylan Lambert Well, He has nothing worth talking about, so why not bitch about America's only hope.
@theoriginalkdog
@theoriginalkdog 7 лет назад
2:25 lord why is this man soooo damn funny 👌😂😂😂😂😂👌
@devangpatel2564
@devangpatel2564 7 лет назад
Pray hello to my little friend 😂😂😂
@ScientistDog
@ScientistDog 7 лет назад
So... Russia is going to invade on a weekend (?)
@ScientistDog
@ScientistDog 7 лет назад
Minister of Defense: Mr. President, aren't you going to retaliate? Trump: What? No, it's already Friday night, we can wait until Monday.
@bellesogne
@bellesogne 7 лет назад
WOLVERINES!!!!!!!!
@TheYasmineFlower
@TheYasmineFlower 7 лет назад
Why would they invade now that they put a walking nuke into the oval office?
@waynedavis936
@waynedavis936 7 лет назад
Trump has put in more hours since the election than Obama by far. The poll Colbert is talking about is at odds with two other polls that matched at 51%, not the 37% or 40% of the Washington Post. The WP poll had 33% Dem, 24% Rep, and 43% Ind., this is from memory, but I believe accurate.
@Sun-Tzu-
@Sun-Tzu- 7 лет назад
Set the Doomsday Clock for T-minus 30 hours!...ish
@RadarKat73080
@RadarKat73080 7 лет назад
Me too. Bunker stocked for four years. Gas mask, iodine tabs, ammo.
@downiedrubber8994
@downiedrubber8994 7 лет назад
bro thats dumm as I hate troll's like this
@indiciaobscure
@indiciaobscure 7 лет назад
Don't forget medical supplies! I actually kind of believe in just dying if it comes to that, but I'm obsessed with prepper stuff and read books about it.
@ResidentTarantino
@ResidentTarantino 7 лет назад
"Hah hah, definitely in the 'hood." ( ͡º ͜ʖ ͡º) -Jean Batiste
@seoul2k11
@seoul2k11 7 лет назад
Holy Shit, he predicted the weather thing. He actually DID DENY that it rained on his ingauguration day. How crazy is that!?
@olivershubb
@olivershubb 7 лет назад
Secretary of Education...she needs to be educated on what the heck the position might ask of her. Totally unqualified
@Enfiare
@Enfiare 7 лет назад
We should've, and could've, had Bernie. We do need him and his ideas, and we will have him, and his leadership. Where is Hillary on any issues? Nowhere.
@krombopulos_michael
@krombopulos_michael 7 лет назад
Austin Zappas what are you talking about? She was the same as Bernie on 95% of the issues. The media just didn't cover it, all anyone wanted to talk about was emails.
@icclouds2393
@icclouds2393 7 лет назад
Krombopulos Michael but given her records I really fucking doubt she would have gone thru with any of her promises not to mention after her cabinet picks where leaked all those promises of hers would have been proven false is she was the president just like trump she had CEOs millionaires and business partners in her choices although it's not as the steaming pile of shot trumps cabinet is but that's not saying much
@hotdog12345654
@hotdog12345654 7 лет назад
So for the first three days, the USA is going to be like a headless chicken with out a leader and then for the next four years, it's going to be like a headless chicken with a leader. Nice.
@randomperson45414
@randomperson45414 7 лет назад
3:05 This is eerily accurate. Trump did indeed claim it was sunny during his speech, when it wasn't. And just today, he actually said that all negative polls are fake. I have only one thing to say: Sad!
@MisterItchy
@MisterItchy 7 лет назад
I love Stephen Colbert's impersonation of Alec Baldwin doing an impersonation of Trump!
@aungyethu6560
@aungyethu6560 7 лет назад
Did Putin actually bragged that Russia have the best prostitute? Da Fuck?
@davidreyes1882
@davidreyes1882 7 лет назад
*I bet Trumpanzee is attacking someone on Twitter as we watch this video.*
@metalnbonez4539
@metalnbonez4539 7 лет назад
Hahahaha I love the sweeeeeet salt overflowing from Colbert
@godonlyknows13
@godonlyknows13 6 лет назад
Stephen: Thank you Canada for Loverboy Me: We got you, boo ;)
@jennuaryaquarius8272
@jennuaryaquarius8272 7 лет назад
"...women who are very liberal of social responsibility."
@bananatube6004
@bananatube6004 7 лет назад
Keep speaking truth to power Stephen
@cytherians
@cytherians 7 лет назад
I thought it couldn't get any worse. Trump is so thin skinned and such a BLATANT LIAR... he is going to herald the most embarrassing presidential term in modern history. #ImpeachTrump
@JOSHSTER
@JOSHSTER 7 лет назад
Obama went golfing 330 times, but let's not talk about that...
@mikejarrett3297
@mikejarrett3297 7 лет назад
Oh look a rare tonight video on donald trump.
@mikejarrett3297
@mikejarrett3297 7 лет назад
Those thousands of more jobs secured yesterday and a promise of a million jobs, no, nothing, i suppose you would have to show him some credit there.
@MartinPoulter
@MartinPoulter 7 лет назад
When politicians promise stuff, you have to give them credit? I suppose if you believe everything they say, then you would.
@peaceandllov
@peaceandllov 7 лет назад
Mike Jarrett Donald Trump being peed on.
@mikejarrett3297
@mikejarrett3297 7 лет назад
Martin Poulter On that particular thing i meant yes.
@mikejarrett3297
@mikejarrett3297 7 лет назад
peaceandllov I peed on myself once, didn't like it, tracksuit bottoms took ages to clean!
@shannonconnor3697
@shannonconnor3697 7 лет назад
My catholic grandparents would definitely not agree with this shows depictions of God, but I think they're hilarious. "Whatever you say, snowflake." Lolol
@TheSippy333
@TheSippy333 7 лет назад
God must have a sense of humor ... he created Trump.
@ricardovonkrypton8908
@ricardovonkrypton8908 7 лет назад
TheSippy333 I think Trump's pretty good evidence that there is no god.
@ChaozAgent
@ChaozAgent 7 лет назад
TheSippy333 Nope that was Satan's doing
@AspenEmrys
@AspenEmrys 7 лет назад
I scrolled down so I could chuckle at idiots. I was not disappointed.
@RamiroLeiva
@RamiroLeiva 7 лет назад
Today I woke up, had breakfast, I'm TRIGGERED!!!!!
@TheRealIronMan
@TheRealIronMan 7 лет назад
20 dollars? Awww looks like somebody who has never encountered an escort in real life~
@iniudan
@iniudan 7 лет назад
Well in Russia, you could probably find some for that price, at least as long as you don't speak without a perfect Russian accent, because price will multiply quickly the second they notice you are foreign.
@captainramsey6121
@captainramsey6121 7 лет назад
+ Guardiansaiyan yes you've called?
@NovaWarrior77
@NovaWarrior77 7 лет назад
it DID rain on his inauguration!
@caroldecaire3202
@caroldecaire3202 7 лет назад
40%! That'll be a stormy Friday, but Monday Donald, just the same.
@meerkatmobster
@meerkatmobster 7 лет назад
I will never tire listening to Stephen's impression of Trump 😂 It's spot on!
@Cunncuts
@Cunncuts 7 лет назад
You guys may enjoy my Donald Trump Song
@connormiller5828
@connormiller5828 7 лет назад
yes
@xxPawz
@xxPawz 7 лет назад
ok
@TheSippy333
@TheSippy333 7 лет назад
What is it? "I'm Your Puppet?"
@dhillmjex1
@dhillmjex1 7 лет назад
Cunncuts sympathy for the devil.
@Cunncuts
@Cunncuts 7 лет назад
how
@snakey973
@snakey973 7 лет назад
Tomorrow starts day one of the biggest fking dumpster fire in American history
@hughmonbean2451
@hughmonbean2451 7 лет назад
Stephen called it on the inauguration weather - lol.
@PriscillaAlbrecht
@PriscillaAlbrecht 7 лет назад
He basically said he exactly what Stephen predicted when it rained on his inauguration lol
@kennethnash598
@kennethnash598 7 лет назад
Impeach Trump day one. Emoluments clause
@kennethnash598
@kennethnash598 7 лет назад
Another wonderful Trump supporter who eloquently defends his position and has such a solid command of language. I guess that makes everything I said wrong? Have you had your golden shower yet?
@hasankataya1459
@hasankataya1459 7 лет назад
man this guy did not stop talking about trump since his win!!
@TheSippy333
@TheSippy333 7 лет назад
Thank God. It helps us normal people cope with this nightmare.
@audax956
@audax956 7 лет назад
Colbert was spot on with the clouds joke, I guess time travelers are real.
@Stone815
@Stone815 7 лет назад
Can't complain when the business man you elect for president only works in business hours.
@zr8393
@zr8393 7 лет назад
Making fun of god ain't going to take you anywhere.
@JJoy-bk8yr
@JJoy-bk8yr 7 лет назад
Zainab Rizvi Yeah, that worries me too. Steve needs to back off that routine.
@ricardovonkrypton8908
@ricardovonkrypton8908 7 лет назад
Zainab Rizvi Yeah, but it doesn't hurt anyone either. Like making jokes about dragons.
@josuecito8018
@josuecito8018 7 лет назад
Why don't you go to Canada with the rest of celebrities? 🙋
@downiedrubber8994
@downiedrubber8994 7 лет назад
bro thats dumm as Dumbbutt uses rough bots
@noahkoenig4447
@noahkoenig4447 7 лет назад
Josu 9720 why don't they go to Mexico if they say it's not so bad?
@TheRoshan89
@TheRoshan89 7 лет назад
Alrighty, I'll add hardees to the list of places I won't support anymore! 1 good thing about trump being president is I'm saving a ton of money by boycotting companies that support him :D
@Nexturz
@Nexturz 7 лет назад
"The weather on Inauguration Day was just horrible! Crooked weather! Sad!"
@OpalShade
@OpalShade 7 лет назад
Can somebody confirm that's exactly what Putin said? Oo
@TheSippy333
@TheSippy333 7 лет назад
All you have to do is google it. Confirmed.
@Conspiracymom
@Conspiracymom 7 лет назад
The left is getting DESPERATE folks , Rosie calling for martial law !?!??!?!?!??! hahaha give the guy a chance to get in office first , before we all judge .....
@Conspiracymom
@Conspiracymom 7 лет назад
***** clearly its sad really ........
@indiciaobscure
@indiciaobscure 7 лет назад
We can't be SURE these malign cancer cells will grow. Let's just give them a chance to get settled in. There are only a few cockroaches, and maybe we'll get along with them. Let's let them figure out the place, and then maybe we'll do something about it. Sure, my new boyfriend has several restraining orders, but he's pretty charming and I'm sure he'll be nice to me!
@effyzay1088
@effyzay1088 7 лет назад
He is taking the weekend off from being President.
@acefulbright4620
@acefulbright4620 7 лет назад
3:40 i died when he said "they went from hail to ah-ah"
@Silmerano
@Silmerano 7 лет назад
I mean to be fair if the media was so far off on election polls. What exactly gives their approval polls more validity? I'm legit asking.
@marclonoff6685
@marclonoff6685 7 лет назад
Wade Wilson in fact, election polls were NOT far off. Showed Hillary winning by about two per cent. Which she did. Trump won a few states in Midwest by tiny margins that swung the electoral college. After Comey comments Hillary lead collapsed in polls.
@Silmerano
@Silmerano 7 лет назад
Marc Lonoff Exit polls and many others showed Hillary at 90+%
@VaasMontenegro12
@VaasMontenegro12 7 лет назад
those were not polls those were predictions by some idiots nobody actually did a scientific or even an unscientific poll and they got numbers like 90% it was just some idiots writing articles predicting there is a 90% CHANCE hillary will win not that she will get 90% of the vote and again those were not polls the real polls were wrong by 3% which is EXACTLY on the edge of the margin of error
@Silmerano
@Silmerano 7 лет назад
Vaas Montengro Exit POLLS
@Silmerano
@Silmerano 7 лет назад
Frawtarius It doesn't matter what the poll is about. If they can't accurately sample the population. Don't be dense it's entirely possible that they are only sampling a isolated group that exists within a social bubble.
@WF4L
@WF4L 7 лет назад
I'm out
@flagal519
@flagal519 7 лет назад
OMG I loved the God part! A riot.
@steverx4460
@steverx4460 7 лет назад
In Australia, Valiant Pacer was only available in 4-door sedan form. Apart from vivid paint colours, optional bonnet blackouts and striping, the new Pacer featured a higher performance version of the 265ci slant 6 engine, with 218 bhp (163 kW) at 4,800 rpm and 273 lbf·ft (370 N·m) at 3,000 rpm. The Pacer could run the quarter-mile in 15.9 seconds, get to 100 km/h in 7.6 seconds and reach a top speed of 185 km/h.
@Diojenes.
@Diojenes. 7 лет назад
always surprised people don't get super offend in the comments with the god bit
@anniesue4456
@anniesue4456 7 лет назад
Tory Berry please gods people have offended and killed their share over the last 2000 years
@Teabone3
@Teabone3 7 лет назад
Really.... are we to expect 4 years of Trump jokes? Its going to get boring.
@grassyclimer6853
@grassyclimer6853 7 лет назад
everybodys working for the weekend... oh god the vice city flashbacks are happening again
@chatanaya1
@chatanaya1 7 лет назад
RIP B BUSH. Every time I eat oats, I will think of you.
@itshusein
@itshusein 7 лет назад
why are you guys crying if he takes 2 days of in a week that means 52 multiple 4 yrs 208 days less for him too fuck up
@Yaboiwild
@Yaboiwild 7 лет назад
who's trump?
@Entity-of-Justice
@Entity-of-Justice 7 лет назад
I can't believe Stephen Colbert predicted that it would rain on Tr*mp's election day. Maybe he should do weather reports alongside hosting this show.
@Bete_Noir
@Bete_Noir 7 лет назад
Tomorrow the Orange Churl gets to place his stubby finger on the button. The angels weep.
@teamvlcn6820
@teamvlcn6820 7 лет назад
You predicted the future, Stephen. It actually rained on Election Day. Drumpf just said it flat out DIDN'T.
@martycombs5
@martycombs5 7 лет назад
This election has RUINED Colbert. He used to be funny, but now he's just a bitter whiner. I'm not stoked about Trump either, but seriously, move on Mr. Colbert. There's no shortage of bitterness, negativity, and whining in the world. I don't need to be bombarded with it on Late-Night TV too. The occasional Trump joke is fine, especially because jokes about him practically write themselves, but they get old fast.
@christianschoff2490
@christianschoff2490 7 лет назад
No, they don't because the idiot does something crazy every freaking day. Colbert is also reporting news to us.
@uncletibs
@uncletibs 7 лет назад
Virgin Snow ! God bless you Mr. Colbert
@BladeWinters
@BladeWinters 7 лет назад
Well, I'm prepared to inaugurate president discount Lex Luthor.
@jph4889
@jph4889 7 лет назад
HAHAHAHA. Nice. He really is Gene Hackman Luthor isn't he?
@BladeWinters
@BladeWinters 7 лет назад
Can't tell if he is more destroy 'hope of America' Superman or sink islands into ocean
@whatisthishandlegarbage
@whatisthishandlegarbage 7 лет назад
ugh. unfunny liberal comedy.
@nancypeterson4339
@nancypeterson4339 7 лет назад
bro thats dumm as You're a stupidface , stop using bots you straight fatty
@xYouthAttackx
@xYouthAttackx 7 лет назад
triggered much bruh?
@briancain7544
@briancain7544 7 лет назад
Yes compared to Trump comedy you alt-right are far better, I say you elected the best comedian! "Mexico will pay!", "Drain the swamp!", "Lock her up!", CLASSIC PRANKS BY DONALD!!!
@fancorzzz
@fancorzzz 7 лет назад
Why are you here then? Fuck off
@xYouthAttackx
@xYouthAttackx 7 лет назад
Brian Cain he does come up with the best catch phrases. his best one "make america great again" is so good, he didn't even come up with it! it was ronald reagan's campaign slogan from the 80's!
@willpoweramv
@willpoweramv 7 лет назад
Colbert is such a political hack now. Trump jokes aren't funny anymore. Do something else.
@kikiwest2001
@kikiwest2001 7 лет назад
what's funny is that it did rain, as soon as his speech started lmao!
@sylliboiswag5349
@sylliboiswag5349 7 лет назад
"Pray hello to my little friend"....lmao
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