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Trump STILL Mad About Oscars Joke & Thinks Jimmy Kimmel is Al Pacino in New Unhinged Post 

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Jimmy woke up to Donald Trump’s 165 venomous words on Truth Social about him hosting the Oscars and Donny is so confused he thinks that Jimmy is Al Pacino, our outdoor stage is making its triumphant return after four years, and Chris Stapleton sings a song we wrote that he has never seen before in “Wing It and Sing It!” with a surprise visit from our pal John Stamos.
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Комментарии : 7 тыс.   
@evanwest4751
@evanwest4751 14 дней назад
The fact that this guy was our president will forever be embarrassing
@bigcity2085
@bigcity2085 14 дней назад
The fact trump doesn't know who or what he is even talking about is also embarrassing. But it's nothing new.
@theresamariegoesplaces9688
@theresamariegoesplaces9688 14 дней назад
A skid mark on America's shorts, for sure
@user-up6mn8cp8u
@user-up6mn8cp8u 14 дней назад
I think you must be talking about Biden, no? Seems he beat Trump to it
@erikg8526
@erikg8526 14 дней назад
​@@user-up6mn8cp8u do... do you not know how time works? even if you were right (which is an obscene stretch), trump was president first...
@racheltaylor185
@racheltaylor185 14 дней назад
FOREVER!!!
@hallowen
@hallowen 14 дней назад
Ever notice that with Trump, everything is either the "best ever" og the "worst ever"? He's a 77 year old man who still thinks like a goddamn 8 year old 😑
14 дней назад
He can't come up w another name besides *Crooked* for HRC, OBAMNA, and now President Biden. donnie is not very clever or intelligent. Perhaps Kellyanne could come up w a nursery rhythm.
@traviswilliams3034
@traviswilliams3034 14 дней назад
Hey, my niece is two and she understands the concept of good-better-best. Dont go insulting 8 year olds like that.
@robertbryant4485
@robertbryant4485 14 дней назад
sometimes he thinks... but mainly about himself
@candicedelancey3246
@candicedelancey3246 14 дней назад
And "like no one has ever seen before"
@flyrobin2544
@flyrobin2544 14 дней назад
His posts sound like a bedtime story you read to children...I guess that's his base.
@Alan-NoCo
@Alan-NoCo 13 дней назад
"Isn't it past your jail time?" will go down in history, as one of the greatest comedy lines ever. 🤣🤪😂
@robfer5370
@robfer5370 13 дней назад
100% and you just know Trump hates that. Which makes it even better!!
@kanutethegreat2908
@kanutethegreat2908 13 дней назад
💀
@gailjoshua1477
@gailjoshua1477 13 дней назад
"Say hello to my little friend" - close runner up (LOL).
@dh5380
@dh5380 12 дней назад
Only the weak minded fall for Trump’s lies
@saltfarmer4008
@saltfarmer4008 12 дней назад
8 years and drumpfler still isn't behind bars. Some slow walls......
@DavidhenshawSZU
@DavidhenshawSZU 13 дней назад
"in his stories, everyone's always begging", that is a true sign of narcissism 🤦🏻‍♂️🤦🏻‍♂️🤦🏻‍♂️
@TC-fx5zu
@TC-fx5zu 13 дней назад
Begging, praising or crying 😂 Don the Con is so full of it
@lucianahurduc9383
@lucianahurduc9383 12 дней назад
🎯👌
@lucianahurduc9383
@lucianahurduc9383 12 дней назад
Yup...among other hundreds of screaming signs 🙈....why daddy never loved him is not the world or US fault and should be delt with in Therapy!
@CharlieS-yt3gt
@CharlieS-yt3gt 11 дней назад
So you hate. Big deal. Who really won now that you live day to day with so much hatred. This is it? This is the best you? Sleep well..
@CharlieS-yt3gt
@CharlieS-yt3gt 11 дней назад
​@@lucianahurduc9383you speak from experience? So much hate? Looks like your all real winners doesn't it? Who really won, now that you hate so much... Look at what you are becoming or maybe have become. He owns your thoughts and emotions. Who won? What's the electoral college vote? What is the definition of Dense?
@spacelemur7955
@spacelemur7955 14 дней назад
Only a complete narcissist would pick a fight with a proffesional TV comedian and his staff of proffesional comedians and think he can outwit them. 🤦
@Who_amI57
@Who_amI57 14 дней назад
Ain't it great 😂😂😂 comedy gold! Can't wait for him to be watching from JAIL 🎉
@keithgriffiths9864
@keithgriffiths9864 14 дней назад
I hope when he's in jail, Jimmy gives him a shout out every night.
@spacelemur7955
@spacelemur7955 14 дней назад
@@keithgriffiths9864 Jail? Make him live in the claw machine Mr. Pillow sat in.
@steverogers2603
@steverogers2603 14 дней назад
Or a child
@marcosefling3847
@marcosefling3847 14 дней назад
Facts
@janelacher9234
@janelacher9234 14 дней назад
“Past your jail time” will remain as one of the classic lines. Thanks Jimmy!
@DennyDupuis
@DennyDupuis 14 дней назад
You can get the TShirt now…:)
@lindarobinson2104
@lindarobinson2104 14 дней назад
CLASSIC!!
@cherylclifton1198
@cherylclifton1198 14 дней назад
👏👏👏👏
@divadee9579
@divadee9579 14 дней назад
CLASSIC!!
@punnymoney3692
@punnymoney3692 13 дней назад
@@divadee9579 Trump has my vote! Me and many other black people are walking away from the Democrat party! Biden and soft on crime policies SUCK!!
@thebigz3909
@thebigz3909 13 дней назад
"Isn't it past your jail time?" has to be one of the best lines ever uttered, not just by Jimmy but by literally ANYone, ever.
@alwaysgr8fl
@alwaysgr8fl 12 дней назад
Good God Do you even know how to 🧮 or📃 or ✒️
@Sindollx666x
@Sindollx666x 9 дней назад
​@@alwaysgr8fl I don't understand what you're trying to do here, & why.
@buddhacat422
@buddhacat422 13 дней назад
Jimmy, you make the psychological horror that is Diaper Don and his Magats just a little more bearable with each monologue. And the fact that you get under his orange peel with such ease and precision is just another reason you are King of Late Night. Keep up the good work!
@lariosi
@lariosi 13 дней назад
His orange peel 🤭🤣🤣🤣🤣💀💀💀💀😂😂😂😂🤣😂😅😅😂🤣
@saltfarmer4008
@saltfarmer4008 12 дней назад
Meanwhile, illegal immigrants threatening everyone's life when they leave the studio 😂😂😂😂 BuT dRuMpFlEr.......
@roelanddirker7620
@roelanddirker7620 11 дней назад
Actually, from an outside (of your madhouse-nation) view, democratic america appears a BIT more rational. But not a lot more than a bit. Isn't the (looonngg and I-ish) reaction quite similar?
@Sindollx666x
@Sindollx666x 9 дней назад
Well said @buddahcat422 !! 🤟♥️👏👏👏
@jasonmullins7115
@jasonmullins7115 14 дней назад
Hey, Jimmy! I come to you, sir, with tears in my eyes -- That was one of the most brilliant takedowns of Trump that I've seen in ages. My compliments to you and your writers. Keep giving him hell, sir!
@ravenwolf7128
@ravenwolf7128 14 дней назад
LOL!
@user-ih1ux1vc9v
@user-ih1ux1vc9v 14 дней назад
Everyday I'm praying to wake up to the headline. " Trump is dead."
@mariagoode5903
@mariagoode5903 14 дней назад
😂😂😂❤
@sharon4951
@sharon4951 14 дней назад
Spoken like a former Sailor of the Harry S. Truman! Lol GO NAVY!
@cynimonry5919
@cynimonry5919 14 дней назад
👍👍👍👍
@KPVFarmer
@KPVFarmer 14 дней назад
Jimmy is living rent free in Trump’s head!!! 😂
@jaygray7102
@jaygray7102 14 дней назад
and making a fortune in the process....you'd think trump would shut up about him, all he does is give Jimmy fodder
@shanedaley6236
@shanedaley6236 14 дней назад
It's the other way around trump knew that posting that would set Kimmel off yet again being pissed off he's no longer funny
@deviouskris3012
@deviouskris3012 14 дней назад
@@shanedaley6236set him off? It gave him great material and showed that trump doesn’t know what a host does and that he is still butt hurt that Al Pacino roasted him.
@shanedaley6236
@shanedaley6236 14 дней назад
@@deviouskris3012 yes Kimmel keeps giving trump things to make fun of him about this most recent post was him again knowing exactly how to set off Kimmels TDS and make him cry probably in the fetal position Kimmel should really retire
@Jan-se1nd
@Jan-se1nd 14 дней назад
Spacious accommodations.
@aviatrix1947.8
@aviatrix1947.8 13 дней назад
Ok. You got me on "maybe he can watch me on the TV in the rec room at Rikers." LOVE it!!!
@roelanddirker7620
@roelanddirker7620 11 дней назад
Seems like all americans are thinking from an I-ish perspective. You got ME me me me at that mo- mo- moment.
@jeyruff429
@jeyruff429 9 дней назад
@roelanddirker7620 (🚥Stop, Drop, Roll, & Dirk 😁) I don't understand your post. Are you suggesting self-centeredness? And are you really blanketing that on ALL U.S. Americans?! --J
@lbednaz
@lbednaz 13 дней назад
Best line ever...."He has a full diaper strapped around his little mushroom garden"!
@roelanddirker7620
@roelanddirker7620 11 дней назад
Shows that democratic america has no creativity as well.
@marymcsweeny8488
@marymcsweeny8488 14 дней назад
You really got under Trump's skin with that fantastic line at the Oscar's. Everyone is talking about it.
@intelligencia-co2fu
@intelligencia-co2fu 14 дней назад
Indeed, even outside the US.
@KramerMC5
@KramerMC5 14 дней назад
Al Pacino, is up there with Robert DeNiro. The Godfather, Dog Day Afternoon, Scarface...there are so many.
@bbigrocker1
@bbigrocker1 14 дней назад
I got the Tee Shirt to prove it
@itspersonal3351
@itspersonal3351 14 дней назад
One of the greatest live slap backs in comedic history
@marknewman8368
@marknewman8368 14 дней назад
DID YOU SEE THE RATINGS OF THE OSCARS? THAT WAS THE BIGGEST JOKE OF ALL
@thefeldgeister2961
@thefeldgeister2961 14 дней назад
Trying to ridicule Jimmy Kimmel should come with its own Miranda warning. Anything you say CAN and WILL be used against you.
@yourconnection9303
@yourconnection9303 13 дней назад
👍
@503leafy
@503leafy 13 дней назад
If you really think about it. Trump was just insulting Al Pacino not Kimmel this whole time.
@yourconnection9303
@yourconnection9303 13 дней назад
@@503leafy Exactly. But it's a Donald Trump thing - he rambles on hoping people will be stupid enough to take his word for whatever he says.
@jim6025
@jim6025 13 дней назад
Trump mixed up Obama and Biden now Jimmi and Al Pacino
@melvinjamerson1920
@melvinjamerson1920 13 дней назад
😂😂😂💙👍
@whocares5114
@whocares5114 14 дней назад
This was just savage 😂 Trump probably had 100 aneurysms when he saw this 😂
@android12921
@android12921 12 дней назад
anuseurysms.😂
@persiablu
@persiablu 13 дней назад
That John Stamos song was so good! Damn, Chris Stapleton is AMAZING!!! 🤩
@Anonymouse85
@Anonymouse85 14 дней назад
Your one liner Isnt it past your jailtime? is already iconic and will be remembered for decades to come. And you know it was good because he's still seething over it lmao
@patriciamurfitt4590
@patriciamurfitt4590 14 дней назад
A million of us are using that line 😅
@lisajean228
@lisajean228 14 дней назад
Hope he simmers over that brilliant line for a while longer, it’s iconic for sure
@Ludivine664
@Ludivine664 14 дней назад
@markmac2206
@markmac2206 14 дней назад
5 weeks and he's still bright orange mad.
@4deleDaz33m
@4deleDaz33m 14 дней назад
You know Kimmel does something right when Trump is somehow still mad at him weeks after the Oscars ended 😂😂
@truebluedigit6570
@truebluedigit6570 14 дней назад
This is the only comment? It's a good one, but it says there's supposed to be more.
@medde655
@medde655 14 дней назад
😂😂😂 ditto
@1584283
@1584283 14 дней назад
You mean mister thin skin is offeneded?! Ohhhh noooooo
@garmar704
@garmar704 14 дней назад
google/youtube throttling anti-trump comments
@dyent
@dyent 14 дней назад
It's not that Jimmy did it, it's that the entire crowd laughed. Though, I'm surprised Trump understands that they were laughing at him.
@michaelj3385
@michaelj3385 13 дней назад
Jimmy lives in Trump's head rent free.
@dianeshover1465
@dianeshover1465 13 дней назад
With Jimmy’s PRICELESS monologues I MIGHT just survive 2024👏👏👏🤣😂😆🤣😂
@jhwygirl
@jhwygirl 13 дней назад
This one was a gem.
@laskey2175
@laskey2175 14 дней назад
Trump, the only President to refuse to hand over power and attack America.
@thegoatudontknow
@thegoatudontknow 14 дней назад
when did that happen
@somkit9102
@somkit9102 14 дней назад
Trump is the worst president in U.S. history.
@jessemacias2
@jessemacias2 14 дней назад
January 6th
@danielgloverpiano7693
@danielgloverpiano7693 14 дней назад
@@thegoatudontknow It was Donny Trump on January 6, 2021, one of the darkest days in American history. Google it.
@tonib.3016
@tonib.3016 14 дней назад
​@@thegoatudontknowJan 6th. Born yesterday you were apparently.
@eminence_front6043
@eminence_front6043 14 дней назад
The ketchup is definitely hitting the walls tonight...
@caronstout354
@caronstout354 14 дней назад
Heinz ketchup stock just jumped 5 points!
@TheGreenDragon419.9
@TheGreenDragon419.9 14 дней назад
Nuggets and ketchup mmmhmmmm.
@phripp2868
@phripp2868 14 дней назад
😂😂
@monsterpig3270
@monsterpig3270 13 дней назад
And Big Macs.
@theorenhobart
@theorenhobart 13 дней назад
scared ketchup hahaha
@petercranitch9302
@petercranitch9302 13 дней назад
Absolutely brilliant..everyone in Australia is pissing themselves laughing
@leemccauley3317
@leemccauley3317 13 дней назад
Jimmy and his writers outdid themselves. That Trump photo montage showing why he "allegedly" wears diapers had me in stitches. Haven't laughed that much in a long time...😂😂😂
@user-kl6ef1tn5g
@user-kl6ef1tn5g 14 дней назад
Pretty much the whole room was laughing AT trump… just like the UN. 😂😂😂😂😂😂
@lenawagenfuehr53
@lenawagenfuehr53 14 дней назад
But there are so many others to laugh at in the UN...
@tyronevaldez-kruger5313
@tyronevaldez-kruger5313 14 дней назад
​@@lenawagenfuehr53 yes but none of them is as ignorant and that's why even they had to laugh about the nonsense Donnie showed. Bad people in politics is one thing morons another thing. Although, Donnie is on either side
@DebbieOnTheSpot
@DebbieOnTheSpot 14 дней назад
TDS Find the cure
@MrDLW2010
@MrDLW2010 14 дней назад
This should be shown to Trump voters, THIS is what the world thinks of him, don't do it to yourself!
@pdoylemi
@pdoylemi 14 дней назад
@@DebbieOnTheSpot We've been trying, but so far nothing seems to stop deranged people from supporting Trump.
@divadee9579
@divadee9579 14 дней назад
Thank god for the comedians. They seem to be the only celebs to 'stand up' and speak to expose Trump's insanity. Well done, Jimmy. Keep on pushing against this nutcase!!
@kcjd8659
@kcjd8659 14 дней назад
Others do too but mostly while guests on the Graham Norton show.
@jerseyjoyride1316
@jerseyjoyride1316 14 дней назад
Sometimes I think making jokes about something as horrible as this, is making it seen less dangerous than it really is. I mean we already have enough people normalizing the stupid things he says and making excuses for it on the unintelligent side.
@mitrasookram851
@mitrasookram851 14 дней назад
So true! Oh God you are so correct!
@stregalilith
@stregalilith 14 дней назад
Fascists and authoritarians target comedians and their writers because of their power to move large groups of people. Next are the teachers and the other creative people because they touch people’s hearts and minds.
@christianhoffman7407
@christianhoffman7407 14 дней назад
@@jerseyjoyride1316 That is a good point. In actuality the is nothing funny about what is going on, nothing funny whatsoever.
@barbaragalliera9846
@barbaragalliera9846 13 дней назад
Mushroom garden….. priceless. God bless your Jimmy Kimmel.
@Adogslife54
@Adogslife54 13 дней назад
Go get ‘em, Jimmy! You and Lincoln Project really help get me through these nonsensical days!
@KnockOut242
@KnockOut242 12 дней назад
Same here! Oh, and Stephen Colbert, Seth Meyers, Jordan Klepper, and one of my favorites, Jon Stewart ❤
@kathybyerly7904
@kathybyerly7904 10 дней назад
AMEN TO THAT!!!
@Denuine
@Denuine 8 дней назад
The Lincoln Project is a disgrace to Abraham Lincoln.
@SeonghwaffleJem
@SeonghwaffleJem 14 дней назад
“Strapped around his little mushroom garden.” 🍄 😂😂😂
@JC-tp5lz
@JC-tp5lz 14 дней назад
Oh, and now I'll never be able to get that image out of my head! 😱🤣🤣
@anitabasharira9645
@anitabasharira9645 14 дней назад
😂
@theoriginalCoCoSmith
@theoriginalCoCoSmith 14 дней назад
😂😂😂😂😂
@theoriginalCoCoSmith
@theoriginalCoCoSmith 14 дней назад
Lol
@darcos7535
@darcos7535 14 дней назад
Yes, the best joke of many good ones in this segment
@juliaellis2046
@juliaellis2046 14 дней назад
Trump is still mad about an article from 1987 that mentioned his small hands.
@MariaMartinez-researcher
@MariaMartinez-researcher 14 дней назад
There is a documentary about Trump, an early one, from the times of his first campaign. They say Trump decided to run for office after the White House correspondents dinner, when Obama and the comedians roasted him for his birther conspiracy theories. Trump was present at that dinner. His face was... you know. The documentary had Omarosa saying that Trump's whole goal was to make everybody who laughed at him to pay for it. It appears he still is at it.
@Sweettooth25
@Sweettooth25 14 дней назад
Omg they noticed it back then too 😂😂
@CelesteKnowles
@CelesteKnowles 13 дней назад
Jimmy, I love how you get under the diseased skin of the orange traitor!! Keep up the great work!!
@daniellind1165
@daniellind1165 13 дней назад
This was the best thing I've seen all week! Jimmy is killing it. And Chris with John was just what I needed, times are tough...
@Eyeball_Heroin
@Eyeball_Heroin 14 дней назад
It’s so ridiculously past Trump’s jail time.
@lenawagenfuehr53
@lenawagenfuehr53 14 дней назад
Less talk, more action
@reverendkafka4178
@reverendkafka4178 14 дней назад
And past your drinking age
@lowrider96
@lowrider96 14 дней назад
​@@reverendkafka4178good one 🙄
@anniemain7670
@anniemain7670 14 дней назад
Bit trumpy ummmm?​@@reverendkafka4178
@Erin.56
@Erin.56 14 дней назад
Have no fear. Donnie’s jailtime is coming very soon…..
@luishumbertovega3900
@luishumbertovega3900 14 дней назад
"And, by the way, keep my wife's name out..." 😂😂😂😂
@AZtea4UnME
@AZtea4UnME 14 дней назад
And you know he meant it
@Erin.56
@Erin.56 14 дней назад
No he said it even better. He said “keep my wife’s name out of your efffing mouth”
@gloriaf6971
@gloriaf6971 14 дней назад
That was so good. I died laughing. 😂😂 I love Jimmy. He is the best!
@AZtea4UnME
@AZtea4UnME 14 дней назад
@@Erin.56 how did I miss that! Ty for pointing it out. Isn't it amazing how 1 word (added/deleted) & it's meaning can add such depth/weight to the statement. Best if Trump never, ever utters J.K. wife's name again 😉
@lolilollolilol7773
@lolilollolilol7773 10 дней назад
Jimmy isn't a coward like Cancun "Ted" Cruz.
@B1ibrab3aUty
@B1ibrab3aUty 13 дней назад
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 I can't stop laughing and screaming. Jimmy I can't stand you for making me laugh this hard, and now I have a headache. Thanks 😏
@juanita_rocksteady2761
@juanita_rocksteady2761 13 дней назад
Yes, but it's good pain.🤣
@yourconnection9303
@yourconnection9303 13 дней назад
Can't wait to you're back hosting the Oscars again Jimmy!!! You're a superb, outstanding host!!!👏👏👏👏👏👏
@knoxjr4977
@knoxjr4977 14 дней назад
I'm still in awe about him being the President of the United States. How did this happen? Wow! Such an embarrassment to the USA!
@ElroyMcDuff
@ElroyMcDuff 13 дней назад
BIGLY
@JW30000
@JW30000 13 дней назад
Jimmy Kimmel is out here looking like a victim for over 9 minutes straight embarrassing the country.
@YesItsReallyKeith
@YesItsReallyKeith 13 дней назад
watch The Good Liars interviewing supports of the orange geeZus and you will start get a clear picture and understand the why !!
@CelesteKnowles
@CelesteKnowles 13 дней назад
Just let's not let it happen again!
@andrewdowdall2690
@andrewdowdall2690 13 дней назад
It's like we're living in the upside down. But get ready... because I think there's a good chance he wins again. Yikes!! Whether he wins or not though, get ready for some crazy times ahead.
@kelleydavis100
@kelleydavis100 14 дней назад
“Isn’t it past your jail time”….F’ing *BRILLIANT*!!!!!!
@spiderfan2385
@spiderfan2385 14 дней назад
That "joke" was about on par with George kastanza's "jerk store" joke.
@jennifermonkhouse4950
@jennifermonkhouse4950 14 дней назад
😂🤪😆🤣
@thomasw.5344
@thomasw.5344 14 дней назад
Most underrated comment
@Marmanandfriends
@Marmanandfriends 14 дней назад
Simple yet effective
@terrancekayton007
@terrancekayton007 13 дней назад
This was probably the best monologue of all time. Start to finish freaking hilarious!
@scottfitzpatrick1939
@scottfitzpatrick1939 13 дней назад
Isn't it past your jail time. I think that line is going to age like a fine wine 😂
@pjimmbojimmbo1990
@pjimmbojimmbo1990 14 дней назад
I suspect Trump's Head is Imploding at this very minute...
@A.Briggs628
@A.Briggs628 14 дней назад
…Like the world has never seen before!
@AspenTruth
@AspenTruth 14 дней назад
One would suspect so.
@blindkimberly1360
@blindkimberly1360 14 дней назад
We can only hope!
@brianross7454
@brianross7454 14 дней назад
Bigly imploded...
@SYLRMHA
@SYLRMHA 14 дней назад
One can only dream
@allenjalaligmail
@allenjalaligmail 14 дней назад
🤣🤣🤣 This was hilarious. 10 straight minutes Roasting the Hell out of Trump. 😂😂
@radagastbrown9001
@radagastbrown9001 14 дней назад
It's why I come here 😂
@Erin.56
@Erin.56 14 дней назад
I love it! It’s why I watch his monologue every night. It’s why I stay up to 11:30pm eastern time. If I miss it it’s why I watch it first thing on RU-vid the next morning. In 2016 Bill Maher saved me from the insanity of trump. In 2024 it’s Jimmy who is saving me
@elliechristie2498
@elliechristie2498 13 дней назад
“Say hello to my little friend??!! Hilarious!! Love the mushroom garden quip too……❤️
@LeeJillian
@LeeJillian 13 дней назад
😂 OMG! That was BRUTAL!😂😂 LOVED every single second!
@godisgood5118
@godisgood5118 14 дней назад
“Say hello to my little friend” Jimmy is something else. The Orange guy never learns his lesson. Bro, Jimmy gets paid to roast people. Don’t you get it? 😂😂😂
@iamfreebgm8856
@iamfreebgm8856 14 дней назад
Well as we have seen time and again, the orange person never gets it. its said many times to count he can dish it, but not take it when its reversed n aimed at him. he is such a fragile bad business man And when he still is boiling with rage over the Oscars, it shows that the experts on brains are correct.
@clothilde1623
@clothilde1623 13 дней назад
Trump doesn’t get it, but Einstein sure did - “Insanity is doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results”. Way to go Donnie! 😂
@MrStaybrown
@MrStaybrown 14 дней назад
Never ever go head to head with a comedian. You will look like a fool, no matter how much you disagree with the comedy he/she puts on. 🤣🤣🤣🤣 unless you want to be laughed at by everyone. This is gold ! I'm going to be laughing all day !
@keithgriffiths9864
@keithgriffiths9864 14 дней назад
I saw a guy once pick an argument with a ventriloquist dummy. The dummy was the one guy I'd ever seen him not be able to intimidate. It was hilarious.
@markclipsham9199
@markclipsham9199 14 дней назад
Or a savvy, intelligent, super star with integrity.
@illmakeufamous6776
@illmakeufamous6776 14 дней назад
Who's the comedian? 😁
@lizardog
@lizardog 14 дней назад
@@illmakeufamous6776 Go home. You're drunk.
@illmakeufamous6776
@illmakeufamous6776 14 дней назад
@@lizardog And you're mad. Good 😆
@dianecraighead428
@dianecraighead428 13 дней назад
I never get enough of listening to you rip Trump to shreds. I just love it.
@kathleen0303
@kathleen0303 7 дней назад
You will be singing another tune if Washington interferes with his attempt to save America.
@russellnelson9400
@russellnelson9400 13 дней назад
Don’t stop Jimmy! ❤
@gnrdontcry
@gnrdontcry 14 дней назад
"Say hello to my little friend" is what he said to Stormy Daniels🤣😂🤣 (imagine him imitating Al Pacino ) 🤣🤣🤣
@tracywilliamson7729
@tracywilliamson7729 14 дней назад
😂😂😂😂 that's too funny
@davidmckendry7684
@davidmckendry7684 14 дней назад
Best retort ever😂😂😂😂😂😂
@elchappy2809
@elchappy2809 14 дней назад
Had axserious laugh with thus one!!! 😂😂😂 Love ya Jimmy!!!😂😂😂
@Collageartist69
@Collageartist69 14 дней назад
Priceless!
@sabbadabba
@sabbadabba 14 дней назад
"Isn't it past your jail time?" = Best line EVER!!
@el7jake
@el7jake 12 дней назад
Trump clearly did not watch the 96th Oscars nor has he watched any of the Oscars for decades, as "And the winner is..." was replaced by "And the Oscar goes to..." at the 61st Oscar broadcast in 1989. Did Trump get anything right in his "truth"?
@patriciatinkey2677
@patriciatinkey2677 12 дней назад
😊😊😊
@lkendrix7782
@lkendrix7782 12 дней назад
That line, “Isn’t it past your jail time?” will go down in history!
@angelad3347
@angelad3347 14 дней назад
Damn! No wonder Trump hates him! His quick wit and spot on sarcasm is always sharpley accurate!
@F8Tributo
@F8Tributo 14 дней назад
1:47 I can't believe what a thin skin he has, and how much he obsesses over being ridiculed. It must have really tore him up inside for him to write that childish rant. No wonder he falls asleep in court, stays awake at night with his head full of Jimmy Kimmel's taunts. Has Kimmel Derangement Syndrome.
@pjimmbojimmbo1990
@pjimmbojimmbo1990 14 дней назад
Thin Skin, but a very Thick Skull
@BrayOfTheDonkey
@BrayOfTheDonkey 14 дней назад
It's been mentioned that Don has an aide who goes through social media posts that praise him and she shows them to him. Talk about narcissistic self esteem issues hey!
@outerrealm
@outerrealm 14 дней назад
Mission accomplished!
@tonycotto7106
@tonycotto7106 14 дней назад
Someone said that it must have eaten him up more than other jokes because it was specifically delivered to and laughed at by the Hollywood crowd... trump still sees himself as a celebrity, so being ridiculed by those people is probably more personal to him.
@HelynnHeels
@HelynnHeels 14 дней назад
@@BrayOfTheDonkey It was known that, when he was in the WH, he had aides bring him all those "positive" articles and pictures that made him look strong. He's been doing that for a good while now.
@jeannecrowley8383
@jeannecrowley8383 13 дней назад
"Isn't it past your jail time?" will go down the best line of the 2024 Oscars.
@dorothymasombwe4788
@dorothymasombwe4788 14 дней назад
This monologue was one of Jimmy's best🎉
@w.rowechmura8414
@w.rowechmura8414 14 дней назад
7:42 there is no one creepier than Stephen “Nosferatu” Miller.
@qredqs
@qredqs 14 дней назад
😂😂😂😂😂
@jefolson6989
@jefolson6989 14 дней назад
Didn't think it possible, but Stephen Miller has gotten EVEN WIERDER! Next stop : a facility for the criminally insane.
@lynelizabeth-kl9dp
@lynelizabeth-kl9dp 14 дней назад
Talking about DT's style??? His suits look like they've been badly tailored from second hand parachutes. Where does he find them?
@retriever19golden55
@retriever19golden55 14 дней назад
Jared gives him a run for the title, he's just younger.
@raenoway
@raenoway 14 дней назад
Miller looks like the kind of monster them Winchester boys would be after (Supernatural reference).
@robinelizabeth386
@robinelizabeth386 14 дней назад
So I bought the shirt! "Isn't it past your jail time ?" Best line ever❣️ I LOVE IT!!!
@user-wb6xs6jv9l
@user-wb6xs6jv9l 13 дней назад
Where can I get it 😂
@homesweetcasita1032
@homesweetcasita1032 13 дней назад
God bless you always Jimmy 🙏🏻 💛 thank you for standing up for us we the people! 💪🏻
@charlieevergreen3514
@charlieevergreen3514 13 дней назад
Trump can’t distinguish between Pelosi and Haley, Jeb and W, and doesn’t recall that we already won WWII... How could we expect him to identify Kimmel vs Pacino?!
@JeffreyGillespie
@JeffreyGillespie 14 дней назад
The level of burn in this monologue is unprecedented in television history 😂😂😂😂
@mastabla3ta684
@mastabla3ta684 13 дней назад
Why is everything unheard of you Americans???? I think you atleast under 25
@JeffreyGillespie
@JeffreyGillespie 13 дней назад
@@mastabla3ta684 where do you live?
@JW30000
@JW30000 13 дней назад
Jimmy Kimmel is out here looking like a victim for over 9 minutes straight. What an embarrassment to the country. Do better.
@monsterpig3270
@monsterpig3270 13 дней назад
@@JW30000 Ok QClown.
@catpaladin1
@catpaladin1 13 дней назад
@@JW30000this is what a victim looks like ? Try again 😂
@Yairsvida
@Yairsvida 14 дней назад
The performance of Chris Stapleton was amazing!
@DylanHartwick32
@DylanHartwick32 14 дней назад
Ngl but I honestly didn't know who he was but he is very talented. Singing about John Stamos lmao 😂
@beenaplumber8379
@beenaplumber8379 14 дней назад
I'm too old to be familiar with new music, but now I've seen him on a couple of shows, and I'm impressed. I'm a difficult fan - I love southern rock but seriously dislike country. Yeah. Chris Stapleton certainly has my attention. He just seems authentic, and I think young people today appreciate authenticity in artists. You can't ad-lib like that by faking an inherent musical talent. He's the real deal, and he's got a good sense of humor. 🙂 I'm easily old enough to be his dad, and I'd be a proud papa if I were.
@carlohenley4044
@carlohenley4044 14 дней назад
More people should be talking about that than Trumplethinskin!
@apollocontestants7384
@apollocontestants7384 14 дней назад
Agreed. I never heard him before. Now I’m a fan. Great voice
@syndillucian
@syndillucian 14 дней назад
It takes mad skill to do something like that, my hat is off to the gentleman for sure.
@critterscv6870
@critterscv6870 13 дней назад
Jimmy we all love you here in Canada, keep up your awesome shows, we look forward to your shows❤❤❤❤❤❤
@stargirlzx
@stargirlzx 13 дней назад
I can hear all the inmates at rikers singing... HERE COME OL FLAT TOP HE COME GROOVIN UP SLOWLY ...
@SchoolforHackers
@SchoolforHackers 13 дней назад
He got toe jam footballs…
@plan4life1
@plan4life1 14 дней назад
throughout trumps presidency full of stress and chaos, I. found myself starting every day watching Jimmys monologue to relieve the stress of trump and laugh. It became my morning ritual and I am always so bummed when he takes days off because there is no better way to start my day then to watch Jimmy skewer trump. Thank you Jimmy Kimmel!
@Birdyblue12
@Birdyblue12 14 дней назад
If you’re into it, Randy rainbow is funny
@joeyxc4
@joeyxc4 14 дней назад
Me 2
@steverogers2603
@steverogers2603 14 дней назад
Every day for over 8 years now dump gives any reasonable mind all the reason they need to never even consider voting for him yet they persist. This country is a scary place to live for intelligent people.
@nipponsuxs
@nipponsuxs 14 дней назад
Ive always said, America is a land of many very smart people, but its has an equal share of people that are DAF
@KarlaKloppstock
@KarlaKloppstock 14 дней назад
Tbf, this is true for any country in the world.
@aubrey1633
@aubrey1633 14 дней назад
Yes it's terrifying. Even if he loses, we still might leave. If it's close, we don't feel comfortable living here.
@kmi187
@kmi187 14 дней назад
Not for intelligent people, for people with big ego's, those are the ones that are probably scared.
@JC-tp5lz
@JC-tp5lz 14 дней назад
@@kmi187 No, wrong. "Big egos" isn't what makes people afraid to live in America! It's the fear of all the damage Trump will CONTINUE to do to this country that makes us scared! It should make YOU scared too.! He's threatening to turn our democracy into a tyrannical ruthless dictatorship and he will stop at nothing to make that happen!
@vickie2263
@vickie2263 13 дней назад
Oh, Trump is DEFINITELY angry about Gettysburg !!! That was GOLD!!!!! 😆😆😆 I pray Trump doesn't win in November because I'd be so worried about Jimmy.
@philipmanser5791
@philipmanser5791 13 дней назад
“Ranta Claus” 😂 Please tell me someone at the show is keeping track of all the Trump nicknames. I would love to watch a super cut of these one day.
@RobertEskuri
@RobertEskuri 14 дней назад
I think he's angry about Jimmy bringing out the chalkboard with his Gettysburg Address written word for word showing us what the MAGAs think is normal.🤔
@Neti.j
@Neti.j 14 дней назад
That’s right!!! Totally forgot about that!! Too funny!!
@careymathews5981
@careymathews5981 14 дней назад
That was hilarious 😂
@stevewise1656
@stevewise1656 14 дней назад
Absolutely! That's what got em!
@jonjensen2524
@jonjensen2524 14 дней назад
Clearly Trump knew nothing about how the battle at Gettysburg fits into the whole Civil War, and was just rambling. Jimmy nailed it when he said Trump was rambling just like a child who forgot he had an oral report due today at school on the battle of Gettysburg.
@deveey
@deveey 14 дней назад
Biden 2024😂😂
@kirbysnortfarts9819
@kirbysnortfarts9819 14 дней назад
"He has a full diaper strapped around his little mushroom garden." Yep, that's the line where I lost it!!
@rozelynjenkins1811
@rozelynjenkins1811 14 дней назад
Same😂😂😂😂
@gussiehenderson4835
@gussiehenderson4835 14 дней назад
😂 never mess with a comedian
@catrobinson5764
@catrobinson5764 13 дней назад
So did I.
@OttoBoy
@OttoBoy 13 дней назад
This line ruined mushrooms for me… 🤢🤣
@renewenn463
@renewenn463 13 дней назад
Best line ever !!!!!!!!😂😂😂😂😂
@LolaLaRue-sq6jm
@LolaLaRue-sq6jm 13 дней назад
One of the greatest moments in TV history.
@debbiepeebler1221
@debbiepeebler1221 13 дней назад
ISN’T IS PAST YOUR JAIL TIME! Best line ever!
@WaterlooExpat
@WaterlooExpat 14 дней назад
5:27 That line by Kimmel deserved a standing ovation from the entire studio audience, not just a few.
@DGNYY27
@DGNYY27 14 дней назад
I felt that way about the Ivanka joke
@superdog412
@superdog412 14 дней назад
Jimmy Kimmel is living rent-free in Trumps head 😂😂
@Maya_Pinion
@Maya_Pinion 14 дней назад
Weren't you K farmer at one time? 😮✌️
@jorgegustavoortiz7717
@jorgegustavoortiz7717 13 дней назад
LMAO... It sounds like he's watching the video over and over again...LOL
@TommyMacLuckie
@TommyMacLuckie 13 дней назад
Holy crap - GENIUS! The song about John Stamos! That is BRILLIANT!!!
@massey4business
@massey4business 14 дней назад
Gotta be so cool being Jimmy Kimmel when reading his monologue about tRump, reaching millions and millions of people. Giving them a great laugh. 😂
@MarcKloos
@MarcKloos 14 дней назад
19.5 million to be exact 😁
@MyboogerwontSurrender
@MyboogerwontSurrender 14 дней назад
You are correct! 😊
@dappppppppt
@dappppppppt 14 дней назад
International great laugh 😂 this has been hilarious
@Wayne10219
@Wayne10219 14 дней назад
Doesn’t appear to be reading, great presentation… extremely enjoyable!
@handmadehearts
@handmadehearts 14 дней назад
*Hair Furor* seethes, daily, watching Jimmy. His TS account has 7 million subscribers and here Jimmy has nearly 20 million. Jimmy has reach. Jimmy has clout. Jimmy reaches Sleepy Donnie daily and clouts him. 🍿
@tamravarda4161
@tamravarda4161 14 дней назад
Honestly, I am not sure how to handle the political news these days without you Jimmy. I am sincerely grateful for your humor and your unique way of putting the former T-ranical President and his followers in their place. Please, please don’t retire until we don’t have to deal with him without you. Thank you, your audience ❤
@bjs20
@bjs20 14 дней назад
Jimmy is the antidote for Trump’s venom.
@JW30000
@JW30000 14 дней назад
It’s a late night show that he turned into a paid political sponsorship riding the trump viewer train with low effort. Can’t think of any previous hosts that he was better than. Also Biden has no real chance at winning the election this year, he couldn’t even train a dog. Rfk 2024
@Lesterluwu
@Lesterluwu 13 дней назад
CONGRATULATIONS JIMMY, you're now a top-5 hero in my book for pissing-off Fuhrer Trump; so much so that he's still seething about your "perfect" Oscar take-down. And man, you have killed it with your monologue tonight. Chris Stapleton so terrific!!!! Thank you, thank you, thank you. xoxo
@onlyname
@onlyname 13 дней назад
So much joy from this
@juanita_rocksteady2761
@juanita_rocksteady2761 14 дней назад
He's yelling about election interference but spends his day out of court tweeting about something that happened A MONTH AGO.😂😂😂 Jimmy burned his azz again tonight in epic fashion!
@Joytous
@Joytous 14 дней назад
I'm feeling so sad and depressed then I saw this. I'm still crying but relieved there's Jimmy Kimmels in this world.
@alanai1981
@alanai1981 14 дней назад
I HOPE YOU FEEL BETTER SOON. YOU WONT ALWAYS FEEL THIS WAY. ❤❤❤😢
@wnight55
@wnight55 13 дней назад
I could'nt possibly read all this interesting stuff. Do whats right, All of you wonderful people
@evitamaja0318
@evitamaja0318 13 дней назад
This is pure gold. 👏👏👏
@AtoBoldonNBC
@AtoBoldonNBC 14 дней назад
This is the kind of monologue that wins Emmys. 😂
@oztez9222
@oztez9222 14 дней назад
Took Trump 3 hours to write that
@annieclaire2348
@annieclaire2348 14 дней назад
At least! 🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂
@wildouter
@wildouter 14 дней назад
biden cant even read lmao he cant even walk off stage correct
@AncientActivist
@AncientActivist 14 дней назад
Trump had trouble with the word "truth"
@bookgirlny8511
@bookgirlny8511 14 дней назад
That’s actually funny 👍
@laura749
@laura749 14 дней назад
So that means some more courtroom nap time 😴😴
@gloriamaharaj4789
@gloriamaharaj4789 13 дней назад
This is the best night time show along with Stephen Colbert. These two guys are unbelievable. I never miss a show and the world can see why Trump is so intimidated and press and run in fear and shits on his self when it comes to these two young man and having John Come on it’s surprise that man that have such a beautiful voice and you make it a difference in this world. Thank you.
@wendymcclelland7943
@wendymcclelland7943 12 дней назад
Thank you Jimmy! Keep us laughing through some unprecedented times.
@teresaquist8820
@teresaquist8820 14 дней назад
Oh Jimmy you are just too mean to Trump…please don’t stop, it makes me laugh way too much.💙
@JC-tp5lz
@JC-tp5lz 14 дней назад
I know! I laugh so hard my tummy hurts! 🤣
@xy6845
@xy6845 14 дней назад
I say he's not mean enough lol.
@ll7868
@ll7868 14 дней назад
Steven Miller reminds me of Nosferatu.
@user-yo3vt7ft1p
@user-yo3vt7ft1p 14 дней назад
Right on! Good cultural reference.
@wintertrooper7918
@wintertrooper7918 14 дней назад
Wanna see something funny? Go look at vampire the masquerade nosferatu clan and then look up a picture of Rudy Guiliani
@edinburghredneck
@edinburghredneck 14 дней назад
That’s an insult to Nosferatu…and all the creatures of the night!
@elisaa9981
@elisaa9981 14 дней назад
Spot on!
@kittehgo
@kittehgo 14 дней назад
That is just an insult to vampires everywhere
@AdrianMunch
@AdrianMunch 13 дней назад
That melody is in my head now. I’ll be singling that melody forever.
@peterfrankhansen1128
@peterfrankhansen1128 14 дней назад
I love the open war between Jimmy Kimmel and Donald Trump!😂😂😂 And Jimmy loves it to!!!😅😅😅😅😅😊
@kiki19822
@kiki19822 14 дней назад
In a battle of wits, it's brave of trump to fight unarmed.😂😂😂
@rickobrien4025
@rickobrien4025 14 дней назад
Jimmy knocked it outta the park today/tonight ! AND...it was all 100% TRUE !
@Markus-London
@Markus-London 13 дней назад
I love you Jimmy, you hit the spots other people can't reach 😂😂😂😂😂🍻😎👍
@captainjefferies9047
@captainjefferies9047 13 дней назад
Don't feel bad Jimmy. You were legendary in "...And Justice for All."
@nancyallen-green8519
@nancyallen-green8519 14 дней назад
Jimmy you are the best You took that to a whole other level Trump is crying right now and not from laughter like me 🤣🤣🤣
@chaiwallah69
@chaiwallah69 14 дней назад
Steven Miller looks like Lex Luthor but with a 25 IQ
@sherryelle225
@sherryelle225 14 дней назад
I love ur comment. It’s so accurate.
@jochem1986
@jochem1986 14 дней назад
He looks like a screaming match stick
@sanjivat
@sanjivat 14 дней назад
Josef Goebbel
@BGM16
@BGM16 14 дней назад
Miller is repulsive to the max. 😖
@HowardDaniels-uw8tj
@HowardDaniels-uw8tj 14 дней назад
He's a freak of nature
@hackjobgarage9289
@hackjobgarage9289 13 дней назад
Thank you Jimmy! Trump is in fact a joke and I have not laughed this hard in a very, very, VERY long time!!!! Sir, again I thank and applaud you!
@Markus-London
@Markus-London 13 дней назад
tds HAHAHAHA, when will trump realise HE is the only person suffering from that fake diagnosis 😂😂😂😂
@FrankMuchnok
@FrankMuchnok 14 дней назад
Chris Stapleton sang that song like it was one of his long-time fan favorites. Great job !
@xanderprangler8621
@xanderprangler8621 14 дней назад
Yeaaaah dude that was amazingly funny 😂
@kitcobain444
@kitcobain444 14 дней назад
😂He was a great sport to sing those lines!😂
@peggywoods4327
@peggywoods4327 14 дней назад
*THAT* was nothing short of EPIC!!!!!
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