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CLIP from Episode 740 - Crank About Creeping feat. Ben Terris (6/12/23)
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@nicolev2028
@nicolev2028 Год назад
The boxes are like cats they just follow you to the bathroom because they miss you and need to protect you
@timweinmann
@timweinmann Год назад
I'm sorry I ate the plums That you left in the boxes Strewn about the garage That is left open Much of the time.
@henrybemis9956
@henrybemis9956 Год назад
Underrated Brautigan.
@iv2sab512
@iv2sab512 Год назад
I was probably saving them for breakfast.
@bagbroch9339
@bagbroch9339 Год назад
God he’s so fucking funny! Can’t we have a universe where he’s just funny??
@parkerhuff9995
@parkerhuff9995 Год назад
What’s in the fucking box, mr president.
@zainmudassir2964
@zainmudassir2964 Год назад
His porno pics
@alexpkeaton4471
@alexpkeaton4471 Год назад
Robot Chicken Se7en/Jokey Smurf parody voiced by Trump.
@glenjo0
@glenjo0 Год назад
Personally, being able to wipe my a$$ with TOP SECRET has some appeal, but I'm sure if I did what he did, I'd be in the slammer for life.
@aboubacaramine8689
@aboubacaramine8689 Год назад
Very visual I love it
@pierregibson6699
@pierregibson6699 Год назад
YOU would be getting water 🚿 boarded at a black site in Jordan like 99.9% of us
@ChannelMath
@ChannelMath Год назад
"He's been indicted twice, 200% more than any other President" -- I guess the previous record was 2/3 of an indictment
@itsAmeOFP
@itsAmeOFP Год назад
I 100% see Brandon pardoning trump in the name of unity
@89ji76
@89ji76 Год назад
"Look forward, not backward." -Joe Biden's token black friend
@darkforest4891
@darkforest4891 Год назад
The wine moms would storm the White House. Even sleepy Joe can see that.
@CNYKnifeNut
@CNYKnifeNut Год назад
Of all the terrible aspects of the Democratic party, that whole thing unity is easily the worst.
@Shiftarus
@Shiftarus Год назад
Yea actually that sounds very possible
@andrewvance4037
@andrewvance4037 Год назад
only if he makes trump beg on tv for it on his knees.
@Operation_Lukey
@Operation_Lukey Год назад
I really hope the arrangement of him to the Florida court house, we see another mini Jan 6th where a bunch of hogs trample each other
@michaelreich9714
@michaelreich9714 Год назад
A transcontinental flight sitting next to DeSantis? No-Brainer. Whip out the laptop and peruse "A Pictorial History of Drag".
@HarryS77
@HarryS77 Год назад
Remember when covid almost killed Trump? God damn that was funny. And ultimately disappointing. Just like this will be if he doesn't get some time.
@paulseaver8149
@paulseaver8149 Год назад
He didn’t get that sick from Covid in the first place
@freakyzed8467
@freakyzed8467 Год назад
​@@paulseaver8149yeah he did. Even his own people said he was pretty wrecked.
@tite93
@tite93 Год назад
Can't imagine them giving him anything else except time for any of these charges. None of them can be reduced to a fine, all of them are supported by evidence that "yeah, he did those things, here's a pic/audio of him doing them". He'll need an *amazing* lawyer to get out of this one
@HarryS77
@HarryS77 Год назад
@@tite93 Don't stoke my hopes.
@bunyipz2040
@bunyipz2040 Год назад
I just walk up and grab em by the box
@HarryS77
@HarryS77 Год назад
Don't even ask. If you're president they just let you do it.
@Grace-tg4oy
@Grace-tg4oy Год назад
I'm not saying this won't happen, but the argument that Trump won't be punished falls flat for me. I can't imagine what the legal defense would be besides "Trump is literally the god emperor." If the government was just going to let this slide, I feel like they wouldn't indicte him, let alone *twice.* Let alone telling the press that he had the most confidential documents known to man by his potty.
@ozymandias___868
@ozymandias___868 Год назад
Folks this indictment its very NASTY ! Many are saying this
@joshuamarx8209
@joshuamarx8209 Год назад
Federal charges: bigly indictment.
@itsallfunandgames723
@itsallfunandgames723 Год назад
Getting these guys to actually believe the walls are closing in again, the energy in their voices, the joy in their laughs, it's like somehow reconvincing your children Santa Clause is real.
@HarryS77
@HarryS77 Год назад
How long before Trump gets Epsteined is the real question.
@GaigeGrosskreutzGunClub
@GaigeGrosskreutzGunClub Год назад
@@HarryS77 you mean has a heart attack from being 80, having dementia, addicted to adderall, fast food and being an insomniac? even if it's a state-sanctioned assassination, it's definitely a mercy killing
@terrycrichton
@terrycrichton Год назад
That description of DeSantis on the plane sounds exactly like Dennis in Always Sunny.
@FirstnameLastname-kn5sw
@FirstnameLastname-kn5sw Год назад
RIP Maureen Ponderosa
@52flyingbicycles
@52flyingbicycles Год назад
The DOJ offering to drop the charges in exchange for him not running for president would be like putting a giant banner on the building that says “we did all of this just because we hate Trump and want to ruin his presidential aspirations, btw all the doors are unlocked”
@benjaminm.-s.2862
@benjaminm.-s.2862 Год назад
Do you have any more imaginated scenarios to get mad at
@joshuamarx8209
@joshuamarx8209 Год назад
Yeah that's not gonna happen pal...
@generaljellyroll8737
@generaljellyroll8737 Год назад
You get no rush from showing declassified documents. You need those pure uncut classified ones to show your gold buddies or what’s the point? “Here is some publicly available information”
@BoneMachine1443
@BoneMachine1443 Год назад
forget it jack, it's the chinatown boxes!
@doctorbarber1
@doctorbarber1 Год назад
4:28 I forgot how good Matt's Alex Jones impression is
@buckocrooks
@buckocrooks Год назад
I'm gay.
@Tychoxi
@Tychoxi Год назад
but do you do crimes?
@joshuamarx8209
@joshuamarx8209 Год назад
...and do you also do windows?
@GaigeGrosskreutzGunClub
@GaigeGrosskreutzGunClub Год назад
hell yeah, dude
@whyisgooglemakingmedothis603
: I don't know why these guys keep calling Nauta his lawyer, he's his VALET, which is even funnier when you consider the fact he gets paid to dress Trump every day.
@stefanoalves8862
@stefanoalves8862 Год назад
14:08 DeSanctimonious not beating the Terminator Ron allegations.
@maniak1768
@maniak1768 Год назад
Fun fact: Ron DeSantis' sweat is actually Mr. Shadow from 'The Fifth Element'.
@raven_g6667
@raven_g6667 Год назад
I don't see why you wouldn't put your classified material next to the liquor cabinet. That's just bein efficient.
@servomoore
@servomoore Год назад
Sure but Trump’s a teetotaler.
@NickWolfOakland
@NickWolfOakland Год назад
Nah, he’s an addict of a European brand of decongestant that has ephedrine as its primary ingredient. You can tell when he’s taking it, he gets a little frisky, and you have hear the mics pick up the whistling of his decongested sinuses.
@jaydinledford6990
@jaydinledford6990 Год назад
Chinatown boxes? Fuck
@Mr1930s
@Mr1930s Год назад
Forget it Don, it's Chinatown
@maxvanleeuwen1273
@maxvanleeuwen1273 Год назад
Cant be a coincidence that will repeats the word boxes over and over and a minute later matt says ticky tacky 😊
@ChannelMath
@ChannelMath Год назад
weeds?
@maxvanleeuwen1273
@maxvanleeuwen1273 Год назад
@@ChannelMath yeah exactly, the little boxes song
@AwesometownUSA
@AwesometownUSA Год назад
long before it got played on shitty tv show Weeds, “little boxes” was a well-known, bitingly-satirical folk song made famous by Pete Seeger in the 60s… at the 10:05 mark of this clip, they specifically reference the song by name, so it was definitely on their minds haha
@maxvanleeuwen1273
@maxvanleeuwen1273 Год назад
@@AwesometownUSA yeah i love singing that song when im cycling through the burbs. Makes the monotony slightly more bearable
@skis_injeans
@skis_injeans Год назад
He's just a Roddy Ricch fan... What of it?
@JeevesAnthrozaurUS
@JeevesAnthrozaurUS Год назад
Here's my Classified Documents Mansion, the Mansion I own specifically to store classified documents to show off to all my friends
@UntoTheBreach24
@UntoTheBreach24 Год назад
At first I was skeptical but of course a judge that you appointed can give you a fair trial; I'm sure Trump picked them in the first place _because_ of their reputation for fairness.
@darkforest4891
@darkforest4891 Год назад
Cannons just gonna toss the evidence against him. Now, if Trump can just resist the temptation to give her one of his perfect phone calls, he's home free.
@darthlegit
@darthlegit Год назад
how do we get a clip from this episode posted to youtube before the actual ep is on soundcloud
@Yousadclownofaman
@Yousadclownofaman Год назад
Call’s coming from inside the house
@ChannelMath
@ChannelMath Год назад
sounds go in, clips come out. You can't explain that
@jamesrekula1841
@jamesrekula1841 Год назад
oh snap those chapo boys at it again
@doomsdayprofit5779
@doomsdayprofit5779 Год назад
DeeeeSantis needs it cold for the shadow monster possessing him, duh
@mavoron
@mavoron Год назад
where's the full ep chris?
@bagbroch9339
@bagbroch9339 Год назад
full eps are stored in ben shapiros balls, access to which you can gain with certain special knowledge...
@52flyingbicycles
@52flyingbicycles Год назад
@@bagbroch9339 you can access them if you can make Ben’s wife orgasm
@theoriginalcheebamech
@theoriginalcheebamech Год назад
after that guy got off the shitter and left the bathroom, the boxes got up and locked the door behind him
@Mark-jr6ld
@Mark-jr6ld Год назад
Everyone is doing the Turdbox challenge, thanks Netflix!
@davidblank420
@davidblank420 Год назад
Trump Indictment 2: Electric Boogaloo.
@conor2439
@conor2439 Год назад
So Louise Mensch was right about everything?!?
@abc-rf8gi
@abc-rf8gi Год назад
I actually respect how unfunny Felix can be, he reminds me of myself
@8eight104
@8eight104 Год назад
is it bad that I actually find him hysterical?
@samgomez2064
@samgomez2064 Год назад
@@8eight104 he is being a hater Felix is funny af
@GaigeGrosskreutzGunClub
@GaigeGrosskreutzGunClub Год назад
felix isn't ha ha funny
@zainmudassir2964
@zainmudassir2964 Год назад
Electric boogaloo?
@itsAmeOFP
@itsAmeOFP Год назад
I’ll take one indictment please. You know what, I’ve been a good boy, make it two
@Gum_Cuzzler
@Gum_Cuzzler Год назад
@@itsAmeOFP Uhhh yeah can I have two indictments with regular fries, one with a large strawberry milkshake and the second with a diet coke?
@AloisWeimar
@AloisWeimar Год назад
“Ain’t nothing gonna happen!” SNL Sketch
@mattalgrand
@mattalgrand Год назад
It’ll be fun to watch him get convicted. Otherwise, I’m sure he’ll be treated like a king in either a federal penitentiary or perhaps some kind of beefed up house arrest.
@HarryS77
@HarryS77 Год назад
To think he'll have something in common with Debs.
@Gum_Cuzzler
@Gum_Cuzzler Год назад
The AB would love and protect Trump
@BM-wh5qk
@BM-wh5qk Год назад
Yeah they love fans of Israel....
@gbru
@gbru Год назад
You all missed the biggest bathroom issue: Was there a toilet paper roll attached to the sink counter & if yes, was it placed to come out inside counter clockwise or outside clockwise? Finally, can you imagine how warm the seat will be after a tRump dump?
@HarryS77
@HarryS77 Год назад
Wtf is outside clockwise?
@510SPINESPLITTA
@510SPINESPLITTA 3 месяца назад
I am the 666th like
@alanfulcher460
@alanfulcher460 8 месяцев назад
Well it’s several months later and nobody remembers this. The beat goes on!
@mc5967
@mc5967 7 месяцев назад
It's still going on
@laughingoctopus6550
@laughingoctopus6550 4 месяца назад
Lol he just got convicted
@xxcoopcoopxx
@xxcoopcoopxx 2 месяца назад
Rookies.
@berdyderg900
@berdyderg900 23 дня назад
​@@laughingoctopus6550keep holding your breath, the sentencing has now been delayed until after the election lol. Electoralism and this government will never save you, they want you to die in a ditch bro.
@Orange_Jumpsuit
@Orange_Jumpsuit Год назад
Before Trump takes a shower in prison he needs wrestling lessons from Dennis Hastert & Gym Jordan.
@missyrotchford2888
@missyrotchford2888 Год назад
1st and yes
@berdyderg900
@berdyderg900 7 месяцев назад
Oh wow, he didn't go to moon prison for this. Cray-zee
@JustAManFromThePast
@JustAManFromThePast Год назад
Unfortunately more Chapo optimism that will prove to be totally unfounded.
@footballpharaoh5469
@footballpharaoh5469 Год назад
I'll admit to being selfish here - I hope he avoids jail time, because if he doesn't, right right wing backlash and energy means we're guaranteed President DeSantis.
@tomifadiran5644
@tomifadiran5644 Год назад
If trump goes to jail whoever wins the Republican nomination is getting destroyed lol
@Badtown1988
@Badtown1988 Год назад
I don’t know. While it’s hard to remember given their volume and pervasive stench, there are only so many hogs. They maxed out in 2020 and still lost.
@jj947
@jj947 Год назад
I’ve never understand this reasoning. Right wingers are already pissed off, it’s the main thing they do. They’re already a minority, and them being angrier doesn’t make their votes count more.
@obsidiancrow450
@obsidiancrow450 Год назад
@@tomifadiran5644 yeah fr. its already set in stone. People forget that hillary was like the worst fucking candidate possible and trump only narrowly won that election. Also the midterms are showing that the republican party is essentially in shambles on the national level. DeSantis has even worse odds than trump winning a national election but idk anything can happen i guess.
@52flyingbicycles
@52flyingbicycles Год назад
If Trump doesn’t win the primary he’s somewhat likely to run third party, and either way his supporters will blame the victor for Trump’s loss
@Louie_The_Dago
@Louie_The_Dago Год назад
God, Felix is so unfunny
@crustpunkjesuschrist
@crustpunkjesuschrist Год назад
Gotta disagree, the Iraqi Dinar skit from a few years back is some of the funniest shit I’ve ever heard
@Louie_The_Dago
@Louie_The_Dago Год назад
@@crustpunkjesuschrist "I like comedians who tell one funny joke every 27 years. Cicadians.
@trapadvisor
@trapadvisor Год назад
Bro people who don’t think he’s going to jail have no clue how severe these charges are.
@bagbroch9339
@bagbroch9339 Год назад
Nah. Not happening. There’s always a way out for these lunatics in charge of us.
@GaigeGrosskreutzGunClub
@GaigeGrosskreutzGunClub Год назад
"I'd like to see Trump wriggle his way out of this one!" -Trump easily wriggles out of the situation "Ah. Well, nonetheless!"
@freakyzed8467
@freakyzed8467 Год назад
​@@GaigeGrosskreutzGunCluband yet he is going to trial.
@GaigeGrosskreutzGunClub
@GaigeGrosskreutzGunClub Год назад
@@freakyzed8467 presided by a judge he appointed
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