Trump Indictment Cold Open - SNL 

Everything except his head and everything on it is dead on. Not a single part of this was funny, tragically

He is very good.We loved Baldwin, but he deserves to remembered for more than his Trump bit.

He's way too skinny to be Trump, though.

​@@Mike-hn4uu are you kidding? It was hilarious. What Trumpanzees have no sense of humor? Who is the snowflake now?

@@Mike-hn4uu😭😭😭😭 more princess

I was listening to this in the kitchen (couldn’t see the tv) and thought it was him. I had to walk in there because I was like “NO WAY!” Lol.

Yeah Ice Spice Grrrr🤣🤣🤣

If you think this is good, search for Jamie Foxx's impression. It's indistinguishable from the real thing.

99.9% accurate

FR

That's not JAJ . . . however . . .

I have this on my playlist.. I just pull it up for joy

@@generaltso6914 It is.

@@ilikenachosify I do too. I wish he had a fan club. He is amazing!

I swear most of these most liked comments are bots. These comments are so unhuman like response and ai like

Yup😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Just before he says that line Don Jr’s snorts. Trump is referring to Don Jr’s well known cocaine habit.

"She don't lie, she don't lie, Cocaine"

... and at 5:55, little Don Jr looks so butthurt. 🤣

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Some poor writer had to listen to all trumps speeches.

Is it really him? I thought it was AI generated and lypsynched dang

Nope, look up Shawn Farash. He's waaayyy better.

we can never let flumpy anywhere near the WH again. Nor can we ever have another GOP president.

@@TheKyleMcVay yeah it's his voice. snl would be on for 40+ year if they didn't find talented impressionists. Personally I don't think he the best Trump impressionist, I was a big fan of Alec Baldwin , but we know what happened to him.

I think that's Johnson's writing. He has a video out there that he did just before joining SNL where he's just walking down a street as Trump and it is the funniest impression ever: ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-Vk-ZBYyjsko.htmlsi=AuS40qCN8i8NiwWX

"We liberals dont have videos on Kamala Harris. I dont know what you are talking about..."

Did you say word salad??? You mean what Kamala Harris and Karine Jean-Pierre produce on a daily basis but snl would never even think of touching bc they’re unable to poke fun at the worst White House administration of all time. They literally give so much to make fun of consistently and they won’t do it however trump hasn’t been in office for three years and y’all still obsess over him every minute of every day like the psychopaths you are. How’s it going to feel when yet another witch hunt completely fails and backfires in your faces…. AGAIN for the hundredth time?! For 7 years y’all have sworn he was “going down” and it’s not happened. Won’t happen this time either. Instead you’ve made him a martyr and made everyone who was center or on the fence go completely toward the right and you’re going to get him re-elected. Watch how “super Covid” just so happens to come out in 2024 so we have to quarantine and do mail in ballots again. That’s the only way they’d be able to keep him out.

@@thenightporter I think that was the 'Scooby Don' one?! 😂 *_We call him Scooby but he doesn't 'do'_*

@@221b-Maker-Street that is the one! I swear, that is one of the funniest impressions ever. His starting a sentence, his mind wandering off and then not finishing the thought is so accurate. And the way he rolls the Rs like he is eating gravel is dead-on Trump. 😆 Here it is again; ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-Vk-ZBYyjsko.htmlsi=AuS40qCN8i8NiwWX

Eh, filled a lot of space with old lyrics, but for SNL it was funny.

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🙂🤣🤣 u thinking this pathetic attempt for comedy is funny..noww that is Funny!!!

Lmao oook lame

Cue cards

An emmy for a cold open.. My god can you imagine. They would get bragging rights forever.

Flawless from start to finish 👏🏼

Personally to me. It looked like his going to need oxygen back stage. Honestly that was painful to watch.

Dispite all his ongoing issues. I think alex Baldwin still made the best trump

I think the material was good and it was well performed. But casting wise thats not the whole battle . It kills him to the Trump voice he doesn't look like trump. The casting decision should not be solely about the read is what I am saying.

the voice is absolutely perfect

Just needs to add the weight

@@scruffydelilah1186 and more orange. 😆

And a fake nose that isn't crooked.

​@Edgar Hurtado I think it needs More Cowbell. 😐😑😐... 🤣😂

The voice😱same

🎵islands in the stream🎵

He shot a man in the back in '54 and stomped an employee to death in '67, says Wikipedia. Jesus Christ.

Lol yes

I noticed that to and was in tears.😂😄😃😆😂👍🏽

I laugh at that too! 😅😂😅😂

Hahaha hahaha so hilarious!!! I'm so glad the lamest Trump joke still makes you laugh almost eight years later.

I thought his hands looked smaller but couldn't figure out how they did it. LOL! 😃

It was good but still I felt like I imagined it would be even better-sometimes you imagine something so long nothing in reality could ever be so good. However I was surprised in a good way by Fallon’s “I’m So Indicted” clip. Wasn’t expecting such greatness.

He’s not sweaty enough but otherwise always stellar

Indication!😂😂😂

Lmao!

Republicans rioted on January 6th, 2021 which violated the sanctity of my nation's capital. Democrats rioted for an ENTIRE ELECTION YEAR in over 140 INNOCENT AMERICAN CITIES to terrorize and intimidate 110 MILLION INNOCENT AMERICANS who are not REGISTERED DEMOCRAT OR REPUBLICAN DOMESTIC TERRORISTS AND SYMPATHIZERS that caused over 2 BILLION DOLLARS IN DAMAGES that destroyed countless innocent American lives, families and business. Democrats and Republicans are political domestic terrorists and sympathizers. They commit and support acts of; rioting, mass shootings and bombings to intimidate the 110 MILLION INNOCENT AMERICANS who are not REGISTERED in their domestic terrorist organizations. As an INNOCENT AMERICAN, I refuse to listen or negotiate with these domestic terrorists, I won't let them neuter me so they can make me a victim of their domestic political terrorist war. ●ter·ror·ism● - the unlawful use of violence and intimidation, especially against civilians, in the pursuit of political aims.

I'm completely blind. Had I not known ahead of time that it's an actor, I'd have thought it was the real deal!

I could not listen enough. Hands down Trump voice😂😂😂😂😂

@south korea monster Just keep running that mouth. It's pretty popular with the leftie loons to be Keyboard Cowboys!! Bunch of pussies!

more amazing considering that this season SNL works without writers apparently...

So much more important than just looking like the person.

cannot handle the sigma?

Feel sorry for him thinking how much T***p footage he had to watch in study 😵

Hello Elizabeth, how are you doing?

@@JimmyHilton-it8er why don’t you ever ask me how I am doing, Jimmy. Where is my child support?

Nope, look up Shawn Farash. He's waaayyy better.

But, the monologue sucks.

@@jag92949 Sure Jan.

Nope, look up Shawn Farash. He's waaayyy better.

Too bad that the only difference between Trump and Baldwin is that Baldwin has killed more people than Trump.

Same here!

Alec’s was just annoying tbh, it was how a twelve year old would interpret Trump. This impersonation is so wildly spot-on that it reveals the truth- the most funny version of Trump is also the most accurate one with his wild train of thought and raspy offensive takes. “Anyway your train exploded and your animals are dead” last week was one of the funniest Trump lines I’ve ever heard

Alec’s was more satire, and it gave us the humor we needed getting through the Trump years. This impression is so accurate that it took me a couple years before I could watch without cringing! 😂

Indeed, his hands are too big though.

Billy West did an amazing Johnny Carson on Howard Stern

So far he’s made over $700K off of her. Nice ROI 😂

The classic Trump 'tell', in many ways I did, or I'm allowed to, or there's nothing wrong if I did. Trump admits to everything if you listen to him. Also "I'm not saying it but people are saying it" as he is saying it, is pretty classic too. Such a dopey fragile man.

@@MyVisualRomance Buckle up MAGA Georgia is about to indict Trump and Carol Jean is going to get millions from the sexual assault lawsuit.

Who care who he fuks. None of my business

how do you know

​@@darryls2141 It's his job

​@darryls2141 Your mom told me.

@@thomasblasingame8463 what are you, 3 years old- way too many trolls around

😂

He is too thin to be Trump

It's good but I miss the other guys.

Until Don King showed up, I though this was real.

@Starr Davis brilliant .. the bumbled lyrics in hard to handle

Same horrible SNL

@@davidgarrard2491 there was absolutely nothing horrible about SNL cold open sketch act. You must be a Trump supporter if you don't like ths

​@@davidgarrard2491 Poor little davey, making fun of your orange messiah.

​@@davidgarrard2491 you upset babes?

Watch the president show from comedy central

Matt Friend?

It's the most accurate as for looks and sound, but I think that Jimmy Fallon is funnier with his impression or just has better writers for his stuff. Maybe both.

@@SuperHyphyOne Fallon does have a funny Trump impression!

Jamie Foxx is comparative

Good catch!!

Yeah, it's obviously difficult to balance, because SNL never, wait NEVER, makes fun of Biden. Why is that?

Alec Baldwin killed it, too. What happened to him?

​@@shlepmessing8703 haha yup literally killed it alright.

@@XZOL445 Don't watch SNL, rarely watch RU-vid SNL. But I *have* seen them ridicule Biden on the Weekend Update segment.

Oh yes he did😂😂

I am sure Melania is on pins and needles worrying about losing her sugar Daddy.

...or America.

*Melanie

Speaking of Saturday Night Live, yesterday I saw a photoshopped pic of her holding hands with Pete Davidson. Best use of photoshop in a long time.

“She’s second only to….much younger hotter women.” 😂

Completing a sentence is amazing isn't it!

@@scout805 whoa! What an original insult towards Biden! Did you come up with that by yourself?

@@salem8908 That wasn't an insult, that was an observation from the ENTIRE world and myself. Here's what an insult sounds like. Quote "You ain't Black" joe biden

@@scout805yeah too bad it only takes trump about five minutes to end one sentence 😂

@@allysonbeaulieu7351 Us Trump voters don't give a damn about how stupid or not he speaks. We care about more money in our pockets, affordable groceries, gas, rent, energy, automobiles, etc A secure border that doesn't support human trafficking, cartel gang members, lethal drugs to pour in the country. We want less crime and carjacking, shoplifters, etc etc. Am i getting thru to you at all? If biden was doing ANY of these things we'd overlook his stumbling antics. But America is the worst it's been in modern history. These aren't political blah blah. This is really happening. Please tell me your not just blind to it all.

Perhaps it's the REAL Trump 😐

Not really. It’s probably cause this is boring and not funny

That’s just means he has more funnier shit that he cannot say on tv

@@jonathandeltoro7768 Maybe if you're a humorless magat...

Because what Alec says is not funny. Even he doesn’t think it’s funny. He sucks!

and afroman, both were amazing 💀😭😭

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Trump bopz

I had this exact same thought! Honestly it was scary how accurate it was.

lol I just want to second this comment.

If you close your eyes and listen to this you will most likely have night mares, just saying.

He's usually even better than he was here

Closing your eyes while Trump is talking is how you keep your face from melting like in Raiders Of The Lost Ark.

When I first heard him a long time ago, my mom was watching him doing his Trump from another room so I didn't see, so I asked 'ugh what did the orange say this time' she had to explain to me it wasn't actually Trump that's how accurate his voice is.

And he just keeps improving too. I wasn't sold on it at the beginning but if you compare now and his first time on SNL as Trump, there's such a huge improvement.

Look up anthony atamanuik top level also

Impression?

Check out Matt Friend's take on him, he does a slew of other as well

Baldwin is the funniest

​@@JV-bw3jn Matt is great. His Jeff Goldblum impression is superb.

All shade to Alec.

Alec's is about as good as any late night host, this guy is next level. If I just heard audio I'd think it was really trump

Alec has the look, and James has the voice.

​@@mindyschocolate FACTS

Sadly, he falls way short.

He actually murdered 2 men that’s actual public, who knows how many he killed privately 😂

I damn near died watching this segment!!🫵🏽😂

Everyone is going to have a field day with the mug shot.

“Every Christian school will have it in their dorm rooms”! Yep! For target practice on their dart board!

Indictment != Arrest

They do not have to release mug shot. but it could possibly be leaked.

​@@pamabbey3057 he WANTS it released, so he can sell it on t shirts. He has already announced this...

@John Griffith Hear Hear. The Sketch is Hilarious 🤣🤣🤣🤣

👍🏼 x 1,000! I used that very same verbiage when talking abt that clown with my cousin. He chuckled and repeated it. Wish you could hear my cousin say “patently ridiculous”. He pronounces his L’s like Tom Brokaw and Steven King and sounds like both of them put together lol. ✌🏼

@@peaceloveharmony7213 I can hear it! 🤣

*patently ridiculoud* 😅😂

I still cannot get.over telling his staffers to have the metal detectors removed at the Capitol b.c. the insurrectionists were not there to hurt HIM. #DISMuhfukkaRighCHERE

Damn you’re blind lmao

Trump was inspired by the president of the Phillipines and actually does want to execute people over drugs....

Very trumpian segue, or as they say, it's funny because it's true.

He did say that.

And Afromans reaction 😂

​@@Franklin-fb9xp and then Don J was like "quick! Flush everything" 😂

they missed the opportunity to do it before Cecily String left. She was an excellent Kimberly Guillfoy.

@@michaeladkins6 Yes, and have her dance with her boy toy Don Jr.

There already was a show like that on Comedy Central, right after the a-hole took office. It was called The President's Show. It was hilarious. It got cancelled waaaay too soon. I think there are clips from it here on YT.

Yes!! On repeat 😅😅😅😅😅😂

His entire presidency was a 'variety show'.

The only thing they need is a fat suit and we'd never know.

I noticed that.😂

Lol

They did. I also got a laugh out of how far down they put the part in his hair for the combover.

That really got me

How enchanting.

I had to screen shot that one! 😂👏👏

@@hijodelaisla275 Too visceral, sweetie? 🤔

@@clothilde1623 Just visceral enough, darling.

😂😂😂

I almost died @ he say I'm good enough, grabbin' my drrrr 🤣🤣🤣 I was freaking rolling

Now vote for him do you can off in peace. Best thing you’ll do in your life. The alternative? The imbecile that is turning your country and your children into a big drag queen country. Your choice.

Have you seen Biden lately...he is senile and clueless, as well as presenting a weak stance to our enemies worldwide....

Tronald Dump omg Stealing this thanks 👏👏

😂😂😂 !!! Agreed !!!

You think your anxious now, just wait until we put him back in OFFICE !! TRUMP 2024 for the win BABY !!

👏🏿😂

At the end🤣😂🤣😂

😅😅😅

I noticed that too

Why post this here?

@@aaronjohnson8490 Because the skit referenced it

That's really funny. So incongruous.

Isn’t that a Dave Chapelle line😂

Are you sure you weren't influenced just a little bit by the subject of the skit? Come on. Admit it. You were, weren't you? I know I was.

I know a couple that beat it. Some of the debate coverages were amazing, and I love the one of Trump in the Oval Office (calling the world leaders) and if I remember correctly, Ronald Reagan, Mastermind was a cold open, right?

One that comes to mind is the Kavanaugh sketch with Matt Damon, that one's hard to beat

@@seabisquick5014 That is the one the came to mind for me. So much talent and so many little jokes thrown in. Plus it was not for off what actually happened.

Steve Martins opening musical number not gonna phone it in tonight from like 91