Trump's Lawyers Accuse Stormy Daniels of Making Her Testimony Up

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Seth addresses Trump continuing to fall asleep during his hush money trial, Biden sitting down for his first one-on-one interview of the campaign season and more in his monologue for Thursday, May 9.
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@WesWells6 12 дней назад

I love how Seth's Biden impression sounds like Jennifer Coolidge doing a Biden impression lol

@amelias.2509 12 дней назад

Hahaha. You right!

@LaineyTsang 12 дней назад

😂😂😂

@mistimills7318 12 дней назад

Thank you. 😂😂😂

@johnenriquez6757 12 дней назад

catch you at corrections lol

@kensvideos1 12 дней назад

I don't know who that is... liked.

@ray.shoesmith 12 дней назад

If Trump says he's never eaten a brain worm, he's definitely eaten a brain worm

@y_fam_goeglyd 12 дней назад

If he accuses someone of eating a brain worm, he's _definitely_ eaten a brain worm!

@wyskass861 12 дней назад

I'm surprised he's not lie bragging that he has the bigger better brain worm and had to longer than anyone in his huge a brain

@cybercop0083 12 дней назад

The worst part is him being aware of actually eating a brain worm.

@plaidpanda 12 дней назад

@@cybercop0083The worst part is that poor worm will starve.

@davidchalk8883 12 дней назад

If Trump ate a brain worm it would starve to death.

@tomholroyd7519 12 дней назад

Stormy weather, it's a shitstorm

@DKing627 12 дней назад

Hot Ones should host the presidential debate.

@Kitty8791 12 дней назад

Only if Dr. Arroyo is on-hand to keep the candidates safe. They wouldn't want to be liable for any reactions they might have to the sauces. Fortunately, he's affordable so taxpayers won't mind.

@ashleyeberle7581 12 дней назад

Honestly, the way the world has been lately, I would NOT be surprised if this actually happened.

@saltydog7038 12 дней назад

Sean actually does his research and asks good questions I would really like to see him interview both candidates LOL

@NWPaul72 11 дней назад

Few current political figures are up to Sean's interview questions, much less while under Da Bomb duress 😅

@annestewart5741 9 дней назад

😂🔥🥵😱🤣

@mattanderson9029 12 дней назад

Just cats..... 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂

@AtariEric 12 дней назад

NAILED IT

@bsqwahlE 11 дней назад

Same!!! 😂😂😂

@granitegrizz 12 дней назад

2 am, time for the news

@PatandDoopypoopy 12 дней назад

💯

@encarnacionvillazana3270 12 дней назад

4 over here 👍👍

@mariyamwaniki 12 дней назад

5am in New England

@MichelleIbarraMHAEdD 12 дней назад

You, too? 😂

@ray.shoesmith 12 дней назад

7pm Australia 😂

@kinsmed 12 дней назад

I'm having fun when Seth is having fun.

@sherinameless1618 12 дней назад

"They sit at the bar and put bread in my jar, and say 'Man, what are you doing here, it's your birthday, dude!'"

@RobertWierenga-vb4ez 11 дней назад

Piano man really? Try revolution in your mind the children start to march

@mn0g0nm 12 дней назад

I truly cannot wait to hear who's taking the blame for that Billy Joel joke lololol

@DawnstealerGaming 12 дней назад

Although if that brainworm WAS that big, it sure would explain a lot

@beeonthyme5760 12 дней назад

It's 4am here. Thanks for the news

@johnwest7993 12 дней назад

I do think Stormy did exaggerate a bit. I doubt if trump lasted as long as Stormy said.

@jennymunday7913 12 дней назад

It probably felt like forever cause ew.

@michaelbayer5094 11 дней назад

It's like when you're drowning. It's so traumatic that it feels like almost 2 minutes, but it really is only a few seconds.

@jasondavis9490 11 дней назад

How long did she say he lasted?

@johnwest7993 11 дней назад

@@jasondavis9490, I heard 2 minutes.

@michaelbayer5094 11 дней назад

@@jasondavis9490 1 minute 30 seconds

@Missunderstood103 12 дней назад

You had me at brain worm.

@BreezeDorling 12 дней назад

You don’t eat the brain worm the brain worm eat you

@Missunderstood103 12 дней назад

@@BreezeDorling 🏃‍♀️🏃🏽‍♂️💨🐛🐛🐛🐛🐛

@WindFireAllThatKindOfThing 12 дней назад

"Taking the Brain Worm Tik Tok challenge is the only way to reach the kids ears." - High Lord Overworm

@leannevandekew1996 12 дней назад

John Barron, John Miller and David Dennison have no comment.

@caronstout354 12 дней назад

J. Barron, J. Miller and D. Dennison is X45's next legal team...

@markmac2206 12 дней назад

What about Spanky Von Shitzenpantz?

@CyberController- 12 дней назад

"Objection, your honour, the witness is a fibber"

@JLee-rt6ve 12 дней назад

Trump, that business "genius", decided to shell out $130,000 to suppress a fib? (He's really had to scrape the bottom of the lawyer barrel.)

@Ffinity 12 дней назад

"...and a swallower!"

@paulgibbon5991 12 дней назад

Also, she may or may not be a big mean poopy head.

@j3i2i2yl7 12 дней назад

Trump keeps demanding that his lawyers act more like Matlock.

@Ffinity 12 дней назад

"She fibs like no other woman, my wife can't fib like her, sadly, she had tears running down her face last time she tried to fib like a pornstar, she told me she wanted to fib but she just couldn't do it. True story!"

@leannevandekew1996 12 дней назад

Imagine a fake billionaire, so cheap that he pretends to be his own publicist, named John Barron, that calls local NYC radio talk shows. You can hear John Baron here on YT; it's obviously Trump.

@Ffinity 12 дней назад

Pretending to be his own publicist was never about cost, it was entirely about selling lies.

@fimbulsummer 12 дней назад

Is this for real?

@tiki_trash 12 дней назад

@@fimbulsummer yes

@Ffinity 12 дней назад

@@fimbulsummer Oh yes!

@sallyfoxboro1902 12 дней назад

Then named his own son ... Barron.

@edkrzywdzinski9121 12 дней назад

I may not have been to many concerts in my younger days, but I'm glad I got to see Billy Joel in concert that one time. ☺️

@sherinameless1618 12 дней назад

I saw him that time too! It was a great concert!

@edkrzywdzinski9121 11 дней назад

@@sherinameless1618 It was in 92, so when he was still in the mainstream and recording.

@cieje 12 дней назад

Kristi Noem blamed the cancellations on weather in SD; she's in Manhattan.

@johnnyfreedom3437 12 дней назад

I can always count on Seth to perk my day up!

@sherinameless1618 12 дней назад

RFK jr./Polio 2024: "I will Eat 5 More Brain Worms, So You Don't Have To."

@raghailligh1080 12 дней назад

Who would've ever thought 'polio' would be a punchline 70 years after a vaccine was introduced?

@thatfatman6978 12 дней назад

"Robert, how did you manage to, against all odds, win the 2024 presidential race?" "I ate more brain worms than both the other candidates combined." "....."

@TheresaMcCanna-ql6fg 12 дней назад

Lovvvvve you Seth! Your quips are awesome and make me laugh and grin every time!

@ronnyshama 12 дней назад

3:13 i would've had the joke. It was billy Joel's birthday & when he asked who lit the candles on his cake the people at his party responded with "🎵We didn't start the fire🎶"

@fmtaylor92 12 дней назад

I like that his writers wanted him to do a Billy Joel impression, which he's never done before, but he tried really hard to sound like Billy Joel, even though it could have been better

@marvinmartin4692 12 дней назад

NewYork should throw a parade for Stormy! trumpy would totally loose it!

@erinhilliard9347 12 дней назад

For those of you who are complaining about this coming out at 2 or 4am, be patient- gold like this takes time! I watch it while eating breakfast. Some of the news they are reporting on doesn’t even come out until late in the evening.

@sherinameless1618 12 дней назад

But they film it in the afternoon, so they could post it at 9:00 pm EDT, like they do on Tuesdays. But they want to show it on broadcast TV first so they can get paid and feed their families. The nerve!

@DrakiniteOfficial 12 дней назад

1:02 Just call it Twitter, man

@YellowBrickFloyd 12 дней назад

They need to have a lineup from the waist down and ask Stormy to ID Trrump's tallywacker. Or a sketch artist rendering and compare.

@erukaseven 12 дней назад

Never once have you been running at the end of these.

@sherinameless1618 12 дней назад

But they are frequently off.

@erukaseven 12 дней назад

@@sherinameless1618 A kindred jackal I see.

@sherinameless1618 12 дней назад

@@erukaseven Yes! I like the way you think, and am happy to meet a fellow member of the Jackal Forces. We are taking over!

@erukaseven 11 дней назад

@@sherinameless1618 Our forces were at the show with Andy Samburg, which was perfectly unhinged. That man knows where Seth's funny buttons are.

@sherinameless1618 11 дней назад

@@erukaseven That was a great interview! Andy and Seth are so good together; not only can they crack each other up, but you can also tell that they really like each other. It was so cool that the audience was 33% jackals (just a guess).

@johnnyrasputin4819 12 дней назад

I want at least one of the presidential debates to be on "Hot Ones"!

@ricardopereira8355 12 дней назад

I mean, if they doubt her testimony, just have her describe the "Trumpenis" and have one of his lawyers check it to make sure, im sure theyd looooooooove that.

@Ffinity 12 дней назад

"No she didn't, we had sex" is exactly what Drumpf would yell at his own prosecution!

@lynnstlaurent6789 11 дней назад

He just wrote it down on the activity pad given to him by his lawyers.

@user-uz8sn1qv8y 12 дней назад

$#it storm!! raining cats/dogs!! your writers deserve a raise!!

@old_grey_cat 12 дней назад

A reply for the algorithm, you are spot-on!

@topdeckortutor 12 дней назад

some of your impressions are so good.

@kro1146 12 дней назад

"some" 😂

@dancepiglover 12 дней назад

He might need a refresher course at impressions camp.

@barthollevoet4018 11 дней назад

That is a really nice way of saying how awful this one was.

@bpones 11 дней назад

Correction, the worm shown was a segmented earthworm in the phylum annelida while what should have been shown was a tapeworm, phylum platyhelminthes.

@andrewhaag2422 12 дней назад

VOTE BLUE 💙 Up and Down the Ballot in November for the Greater Good of the Country and the WORLD 🔥🔥💙🇱🇷💙🇱🇷💙🇱🇷💙🇱🇷💙

@KathySmith-qs7mj 12 дней назад

I really enjoy your shoe Seth!!! 👍👍👍👍 Keep up the good work!!!❤

@olorin4317 12 дней назад

He said five More brain worms… I’m no scholar of the English language , but doesn’t the ‘more’ imply that he’s already eaten some brain worms?

@SimonBuchanNz 12 дней назад

I'm no doctor, but I don't think brain worms go in through the ear, to the immeasurable disappointment of tacky sci-fi writers everywhere.

@sherinameless1618 12 дней назад

As we learned from Futurama, they enter when you eat truck stop vending machine sandwiches. And they make you better, in that you can play the Holophone after. But you still will only get 2% of the vote

@traviswilliams3034 12 дней назад

You must have missed the news a few days ago. He in fact had a brain worm surgically removed. Allegedly it came from eating undercooked pork.

@bartektrame8801 12 дней назад

we're gonna hear about this last monologue joke in corrections

@mikes2082 12 дней назад

Daniel's response... if I was going to make up a story, it'd turn out a whole lot different.

@SLYdevil 12 дней назад

Good morning, my Seth. You are looking very 'Taking the cat to the dog park' energy. I miss you when you remind me that podcasts exist.

@zeroreyortsed3624 12 дней назад

Imagine if Biden actually did go on hot ones, and ended up killing it 😂. Or not 😂. Either way that would be better for his campaign than debating Trump. 😂

@mimiboucher1182 11 дней назад

He is the best at impressions .that camp really paid off ..his Lorne Michaels is so funny

@HellInternAKACandyMD 8 дней назад

"I'm no brain worm Doctor, I just don't think they're that big." 😆

@NightwingSkywalker 12 дней назад

"My Uncle Teddy has been viewed as the biggest embarrassment of this family for far too long." -RFK Jr., probably

@quecee 12 дней назад

That TV looks like the old CRT type. You can't even buy those anymore.

@ucantSQ 12 дней назад

But you can still find them for free along any roadside or back alley.

@louiebee6745 12 дней назад

Or in your local pawn shop.📺

@cautiouslyhopeful 12 дней назад

How did that billy joel joke not get flagged for inspection?

@chadjones1266 12 дней назад

Thanks again

@michaelparks7177 12 дней назад

Billy Joel ref, right? Nice one!

@stevebeltis7001 12 дней назад

For favorite Kennedy family sayings, you forgot Ted Kennedy's "What bridge?" #RememberChapaquitic

@little-wytch 11 дней назад

now you just need some advil for a bottle of blue 😛

@beecnul8r 12 дней назад

Jr. Is not a serious candidate for even being a dog catcher in Podunk, Il.

@ucantSQ 12 дней назад

He's better qualified than Kristi Noem

@fred_fred_fred 12 дней назад

So good.

@bubblesezblonde 12 дней назад

thanks

@thexalon 12 дней назад

Correction: Biden's first interviews with a mainstream legacy media outlet involved an awkward visit to an ice cream parlor. YOU WERE THERE, SETH!

@KeithKickflipmanualBennett 12 дней назад

I can already predict there will be a whole episode of corrections about the way Seth said mocha

@melanielankin1738 11 дней назад

My favourite Seth imitation WAS Tucker Carlson but it is now Biden. 😂

@sherinameless1618 11 дней назад

I agree that his Biden is now excellent, but my fav is still Tucker, with Lindsey as a close second.

@sherinameless1618 12 дней назад

You need to, um, correct Graphics for using an earth worm instead of a pork tapeworm in that image. Correct them sternly!

@erikg8526 12 дней назад

Yeah yeah yeah and like, tell them they should be ashamed of themselves......

@ilikeporn75 12 дней назад

it's hard to think Kennedy is the best of them

@Kitty8791 12 дней назад

Per the NYT, they decided what they saw on his scans [small dark spot] was a cyst (i.e. larval form of a pork tapeworm), which causes neurocysticercosis. Not the actual adult tapeworm (Taenia solium). This differs from trichinosis, which is caused by Trichinella spiralis & not mentioned in the article. And "brain-worm Dr." Seth is correct, "I don't think they're that big!" Even the NYT article states they are no more than 1/3 of an inch.

@Kitty8791 12 дней назад

My original comment didn't post so I'll try a modified version. His brain scan showed a dark spot, which was a cyst. Thus, he had neurocysticercosis, which is caused by a tapeworm larva (Taenia solium), not a full-fledged worm. There was no mention of trichinosis, which is caused by Trichinella spiralis. I suggest reading the article before commenting.

@kro1146 12 дней назад

@@Kitty8791going to be really fun watching my try to pronounce all those 🤣

@yolibart 12 дней назад

Seth Seth Seth. I’m no jackal, but it’s IN-cle-ment weather, not in-CLE-ment.

@madeleineprice9645 11 дней назад

@yolubart - No, the stress is on the ‘clem’!!!

@sherinameless1618 11 дней назад

Sorry, but now you are a Jackal. Welcome to the pack. It's a challenging life, correcting Seth and his writers, but the fate of the world depends on it.

@yolibart 11 дней назад

@@madeleineprice9645 generally the stress is only on the second syllable in British English. It’s on the first syllable in American English. Seth speaks American English. ;)

@yolibart 11 дней назад

@@sherinameless1618 good God. What have I done! 😂

@smallcutepuppy 10 дней назад

I think that Billy Joel had a drink based on whatever kind of mood he was in that night.

@joseffort7749 10 дней назад

I hope that several years in the future i will still be hearing daily kristi noem jokes

@th3dudeabides1 12 дней назад

Accused away, BUT then why did you PAY her aholes

@namedjasonc 12 дней назад

Joe Biden on Hot Ones would be peak entertainment.

@bcb7443 10 дней назад

R.I.P. Cricket 🐾

@mc.9- 11 дней назад

To understand Seth's humor, it helps to know ANY Billy Joel songs

@sherinameless1618 11 дней назад

Seth and Billy worked in the factories in Allentown together, which is where the bond started. The friendship became strained after Seth had to be a bigshot. And Billy just couldn't handle pressure. Billy called Seth an angry young man. But eventually they decided these were the times to remember, and were friends again. Don't ask me why.

@georgecrenshaw6309 9 дней назад

You know, you may be right, but you're only human.

@sherinameless1618 9 дней назад

@@georgecrenshaw6309 Yes, I am only a woman to me.

@John_Demarco 12 дней назад

The lawyer was so used to dealing with Trump that he assumed everybody else just lies and makes things up too.

@elysecatmull3404 12 дней назад

What the h*ll is a brain worm?! 😂😂

@rachelstanger6079 12 дней назад

CORRECTION: Disney+, Hulu, and Max are already TV. TV is not determined by the medium, but by how it is distributed. Network TV such as yours is distributed over wavelengths and streaming services are delivered over the internet, but both are TV. Also, so ironic that I'm saying this on RU-vid - this is literally the definition of internet-distributed television. Sincerely, an overworked media studies student and first time jackal!

@christyrodrigue6628 12 дней назад

I really want to see this correction Friday. 😁💚

@S.K.Smith-Green 12 дней назад

Joke flew right over your head. You’re studying too much lol

@markmac2206 12 дней назад

The apps are preloaded on the tvs. Very nice work for a virgin jackal.

@rachelstanger6079 11 дней назад

@@S.K.Smith-Green I was watching this whilst procrastinating from studying . . . the guilt weighed heavily on me, and the mere mention of the word TV put me into study mode.

@HappyLife693 12 дней назад

"It all depends upon your appetite," I guess the audience members weren't Billy Joel fans.

@alicewood1665 12 дней назад

He had is eyes closed remembering the good old days 😄

@BrendanBurkartSF 12 дней назад

I would love to watch Sean interview Biden over Hot Ones. That would be the apex of the internet.

@cbpd89 12 дней назад

Wait, five MORE brain worms? How many has he already consumed??

@Amy-kr4tc 8 дней назад

Don’t fire ur writers… the lines about Billy Joel simply didn’t get the love it deserved 😂

@sspiby 12 дней назад

Trump is comical

@wc2126 12 дней назад

Yes, he had many comical adventures! His rendition of green acres is hilarious. His role as a maintenance man making fun of his hair and decor is priceless. The line about the hair looking like a dead squirrel on top of the head 😂

@danismithmn 10 дней назад

No dogs. Awwww.

@litwin707 12 дней назад

Stephanie Clifford is her name Please, use it. It is important

@bwenluck9812 11 дней назад

Why is it important? I understand she asked to be addressed as Stormy Daniels.

@namedjasonc 12 дней назад

You know that the opener and the closer need to be strong, so you suggested that Though Shall Not Kill should go there. Why on earth did you close with that Bill Joel impression!?

@sherinameless1618 12 дней назад

It was a "Thou shalt not covet" joke for sure.

@michaellindner9256 12 дней назад

What ???? No.

@Hellwyck 12 дней назад

"I don't think they're that big, guys" ... that's what she said!

@encarnacionvillazana3270 12 дней назад

Nor can you mute the talking until the action starts like in those "art" movies. 😉😉

@flackstar007 12 дней назад

When the Billy Joel fallout ignites, at least we the audience can say "Seth did not start the fire". After all it's the work of his writers looking to see how far they can push the Seth, either that or Mac Tonight is now officially a member of the writer team (as a means of appeasing the all powerful demigod of commercialism gone wrong!)

@sherinameless1618 12 дней назад

Like Billy sang, "He never gives up, and he never gives in, he just changes his mind." From "He's always Mac Tonight to me."

@PurplePotash 12 дней назад

Seems rude to bring up the hot sauce challenge and not address how it sent Conan O'Brien to the hospital. He's a late night legend. WTF gives?

@johnedward8352 9 дней назад

Is that perjury?

@kittys.2870 12 дней назад

Frumpy out of the goodness of his heart just gave her $130.000.00 for something she made up?

@Terastas 11 дней назад

2:02: Oh, please. He'd probably respond by saying that everyone says he's the best at eating brain worms.

@signorpippistrello 12 дней назад

No bottle of Rosé instead??? Lazy.

@daintycaked 12 дней назад

brain worms would go through the nose. You wouldn't eat them.

@freya8133 12 дней назад

You people are making me sick 🤮

@TheOldDragoon 12 дней назад

Hey, my wife really likes Panda Express...

@PriestessAusetRaAmen 12 дней назад

Late Night with Seth, is like Buddhism comedy, watching the endless f*ckery on planet earth.

@lashendawest7509 12 дней назад

Good morning seth meyers fans

@essiebessie661 12 дней назад

Ahh…graphics department screwed up the worm thing.

@user-pn7rv5me2z 12 дней назад

What happened during their spring break.... No jokes to speak of

@NewMessage 12 дней назад

Donnie doesn't have a brain worm because it is already in the pupal stage on the top of his head. See the intricate cocoon?

@kcpearson334 11 дней назад

they are bigger!

@mtb095 12 дней назад

It’s always projection with them e

@queencampbell768 12 дней назад

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@ItsMeRobynMarie 12 дней назад

I left immediately to go see Joe Biden on hot ones. I was so excited, that should definitely be a thing

@lmkuepker 9 дней назад

When is Cicada Cicada coming back?

@michaelmeandros551 12 дней назад

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@ucantSQ 12 дней назад

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