Trump's Weird Obsession with Kamala Harris and McDonald's Escalates 

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@@TaborraSeamster-mq7lh I guess some institutions have standards.

Plus I don't want orange cheeto dust on my big mac

not qualified for McDonalds but can still be President. Make that make sense

He also can't own a gun or enter many countries, just let that sink in!

He can’t wrap his head around the idea that someone who could have hypothetically served him food could beat him and become President. We know he’s racist, but he’s also classist. He understands it hasn’t been politically successful to focus on her race; he considers this his next best option.

Every time DJT sees a McDonalds burger it talks to him in Kamala's voice.

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@@Scuuurbs Which is not a great idea, because his base is largely working class.

In what shithole country do you have to register to vote?

Yes! Register to vote and show up to vote in November! Please vote blue in November because the United States doesn’t need Trump anywhere near the white house!

You gotta make it rhyme. Don't be complacent, get your vote cast and sent! I don't know, i just woke up

@@jkap34 you just said you had to make it rhyme bad boy

and check that you are still registered, even if you think you are! certain states have been purging people from the voting rolls, totally not a voter suppression scheme...

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Let's see if we can get a reply to this that has actual letters

@@user-ft7fq4ou4v 🤣😂🙃😁😆🤣

Agree

The explanation WAS the joke.

Robert Fecal Kennedy is a Moron!

Hilarious?? IDK. Funny, sure, but hilarious? 😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆

Not all of us have brain worms bro.

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he cant this time lol felons cant vote

Lifetime absentee voter!🤓💙💙💙💙💙

Drumph always has to work both angles.

Oregon has had mail in ballots since I’ve been voting 🗳️ pretty sure it’s the only way we do it.

PRTECT WOMENS RIGHTS ! VOTE !!!

A further 5 minutes later : world laughs its ass off and breaks into spontaneous celebration. Also, requests pics.

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Is Trump angrier that Kamala dared broach on MacDonalds, which he claimed as his own, via branding?

I thought it was the best joke 🤷‍♀️

True, I didn’t recognise him !

The audience knows rfk is the creme of the crop candidate they can't even report any real news just smearing of the goat

I'm not sure thr animals in animal flubs will want to have anything to do with him.

It'll need a snappy theme song...

Actually, I think "resentment flubs" is what corrections has morphed into. It's a delicate resentment dance between Seth and the jackals. 🤣🤣

@@midlifeinprogress The real question is who's leading the dance? For that matter, what kind of dance is it? Waltz, cha-cha, tango, salsa, mambo, slow dance, line dance, breakdance, ballet, swing, flamenco, belly dance, contra...?

@@MariaBareiss Here is a suggestion: 🎶 Resentment flubs, Resentment flubs Mistakes Seth makes because he hates someone. Like when Trump says mail-in voting is dumb, But votes that way himself 'cause he won't get off his bum. This makes Seth angry, and the words won't come. That's how we get Resentment Flubs.🎶

You think this is over after election day? You sweet summer child.

Early votin started a week ago 😂😂😂

@@DrBoofMar not everywhere Lucky 3 states 😂😂😂

Actually the Republicans are comedy gold especially at the top. The problem is if they actually win then the laughter stops.

@@dilsadmeraler bro just gotta be patient 😂😂

He's easily manipulated with flattery. You know, like a strong man 😅

The dictators know how to manipulate him. They flatter him, he feels like they “get along”, and then they get on with their bad selves

yay, much better to live in communist society. smh

Projection. He would lie in that situation, so she must be doing it too in his opinion.

@@j.munday7913 Good call.

Well he can't get out of bed before 11, at least a lie in was what he called Executive Time when he was President 🙄

Can you imagine??? 😳 He’d stand back from the vat from it sort of poking at it a little like it’s a deceased animal, then he’d sleaze onto some 14yr old girl & crawl his eyes all over her 🤢

You forgot the final sign. *Person is named Donald J Trump.

That's Trump!!!!

"I'm not a sociopath. Never a sociopath, nobody has said that I'm a sociopath. But if I was a sociopath, I'd be the best sociopath, the smartest and best. People have said I'd be the best sociopath."

He also almost never that I've seen genuinely laugh publicly, which I find totally creepy... ✌️☮️❤️🇦🇺🍻

i’m nancyr and i love Vindiesel and i really enjoyed reading what you wrote about sociopaths, my last roommate was one

Saw whatcha did there, 😂 Gaetz's recent facework is a good lunchlady disguise

Kristy Gnome with a shotgun in the lunch line. "You're gonna eat an apple, or you're gonna end up like Cricket!"

So, if 'Much like his sexual partners, Gaetz jokes never get old', how do they pass away then? Suicide? Hit job? And how do you know they all die young?

Only when he isn't ordering KFC!😂

"JD, saying 'I don't not think that childless cat ladies should be forced to babysit for real Americans' is NOT a good answer to the childcare question."

Says he doesn’t know him…..

Why is he so silent about clayton bigsby?

why are you so silent on Kamala and the nothing she has done.................

@@bobicusshe does more in one day than pathetic trump did in his whole life

​@bobicus why are you so uninformed on the accomplishments she has done & what she has passed? Or do you not actually care to know because she's not a republican?

But What about Tiffany?

High tariffs also were a key contributing factor of the Great Depression. Look up the Hawley-Smoot Tariff Act of 1930 and the devastating effect it had on the global economy. The fact that the media is allowing him to push this policy as if it's a legitimate economic vision is beyond belief.

We know. Children are taught this. Trump is the only person who doesn’t know this, and I guess his devoted cult members are the people too dumb to pay attention in class as an 8 year old and most classes after that which are even remotely related to politics or finance or history.

Send the economy into chaos so that the people fight it out. The rich win and the working class loose. Same as it ever was.

@@alphabrainwaveit’s frustrating that many Americans don’t understand it

Seth 's jokes are funny because he find them funny!💙💙💙

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It’s a mutual loathing

He hates everyone but Ivanka and himself.

I can’t believe they didn’t pick up on that in the segment!

@@AndrewBehm it's not the first time I've seen late night guys bury the lead. A few weeks ago Jimmy Kimmel had a clip where Don Jr. said that he initially didn't believe the 2020 election was stolen, but "like all conspiracy theories, it turned out to be true." Jimmy just mocked Junior's extreme lisp.

​@@user-ft7fq4ou4vI remember that. Jimmy definitely missed the mark there. Also, only a complete lunatic would ever suggest that _all_ conspiracy theories turn out to be true, which definitely scans coming from DJTJ.

And he thinks her mother is E Jean Carroll.

​@@CanItAlready & that his current wife is named Melanie. 😉🙃

I thought he thinks Tiffany’s name is “not Ivanka” 🤔

I'm just waiting for Laura Loomer to crawl out....

@@h.l.aristosolies5292 🤣🤣

Madam vs Mad Man, I hope that catches on 😄

@@thefunkyJ 💙💙💙💙 Madam President for sure 💙♥️💙♥️💙♥️💙

Agreed, it’s over for Trump. The media will have us believe it’s a close race right up to Nov 5th ‘cause there’s just too much money to be made by having the population (and world) believe this could go either way. But it’s over and come the 6th, Donny is gonna get crushed (comparatively, he’ll still get a disturbing amount of votes). And the orange mess is gonna be in an orange jumpsuit eating turkey from a penitentiary canteen on Dec 25th after they throw the book at him for the 34 felonies. This is the proverbial “watching a car crash in slow motion” made manifest. Imagine his pathetic, immature ego dealing with the fact that he was on the presidential ticket again, nearly had it won until Joe stepped aside, survived 2 assassination attempts, but lost it all to a woman who beat him in an undisputed landslide and now he’s in jail for Christmas?!?! My schadenfreude is going to go into overdrive.

I think it's cringy AF when men start comparing themselves to lions TBH. Or jungle cats. Or sharks. Or wolves. Damn, there's a lot of ways to embarrass yourself whilst trying to talk tough.

@@RD-zx6py 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 no truer words from a mouse 👏

You are a mature adult; Trump will always be a spoilt toddler .

One of my best friends was a coworker I didn’t get along with at first but instead of relying on snap judgments we took the time to get to know each other and realize how much we actually had in common and built a bridge based on that instead of just trying to tear each other down over and over

CREEPY

Seriously? What a creep.

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I've seen this before...keep safe.

Yuck.🤮 Glad you're safe! 😊

Lol 😂

Squirrels have to get places too.

I haven’t heard that story, care to elaborate? 👀

​@@aerotheepic...the family hated on his brother for becoming "just" an airline pilot. It's f'd

@@travisboyle285 Yes, and at a time when being an airline pilot was genuinely like being a rock star. But honestly it was Fred Trump, the dad, who wrecked Donnie's brother. Donnie just took advantage of the situation.

It wondered as it wandered the school.

But he's a "star" so he can grab the US by the genitals. It's been that way for a million years fortunately or unfortunately

Agreed, definitely another illustration of his crap character

Brain Worm

It isn’t going to change. Not even after the election. Not even him dying will end it. It will be decades before the obsession with him is over.

I suggest you don't watch any news or you tube for 24 hours. I'm sure it will help with your dread and anxiety. It helped for me. Best wishes and don't forget to breathe deeply - that also helps

Take a break from the news. I do that sometimes. Do some nature or pet therapy. Stay strong, stay healthy. Big hugs from 🇨🇦✌️💙💙💙

Hey man. I understand your anxiety but really you should probably step away. Health >>> politics. Just remember to come out to vote, the rest isn’t worth losing sleep over. ✌️

I agree with the other replies, a little break might be of help. Go vote in November, it's all any of us can do to help the world come out of the nightmare.

Ms Lindsay Graham didn't wear his dresses 👗 too short to impress the whining orange Rump.

But first, he needs to do more work on his concept of a plan 😅

LEAVE EM ALONE!

"Make America again"? Make America what again? I think you might have forgotten a word here.

Let he who isn’t running for political office throw all the stones in the glass house

@@8__vv__8 do you not remember seth being SUPER awkward in the ice cream shop? lol #proudjackal

@@jdspencer60 I remember seeing Seth watch his ice cream melt while the President earnestly answered an ice cream inappropriate question about the Middle East. I don’t remember Seth running for VP of the United States and then ordering his ice cream by mumbling “some vanilla, some chocolate, just give me whatever makes sense” after trying to force excruciating small talk on the ice cream shop employees to try to feign a normal human interaction in front of the cameras

I so wish I could vote in this election. UK politics is dreary!

#Corrections 🐾

There is limited amount of topics you could say about someone like Biden - he's old and he has few quirks (like ice cream and shades)... and that's it. Any other joke would require huge amount of context. Which is sign of seasoned politician - he lets stick only things he couldn't hide - like his age (or don't matter - like shades and icecream).

@@Fionor01 Watching Seth's mock 'debate' with Harris + Trump drives the same point home. The Trump jokes were 'edgier', because the way he talks is so much easier to cut into goofy sounding bites.

@@Fionor01 Sorry, no excuse. These Late Night hosts are award winning comedians on national television, they earn like a million per show, and yet we had to listen to the same "because he is so old, haha!" punchline for four years. Even if we overlook the casual ageism, that's just lame.

The bear was lucky to escape 😅

He's there because his mom got taken by the lunch lady😢

Trump didn't call Seth out because he's scared of him.

The absurd irony of this persons statement reflects the scary degree and seemingly absent cognitive function of introspection that Trump always attracts…like this person is literally rationalizing that a late night talk show hosts monologue about Trump is a result of the Seth being “mad” and “resentful” for not being singled “out for abuse” 😂 Let the profound stupidity of that logic resonate for a couple seconds. Question: if “psychologists” (😂 hell why not we include “zookeepers” because logic no longer is of substance here) think Seth ‘resents’ and is ‘mad’ at Trump for ‘not being singled out’ …what do these “psychologists” say about Trump saying he thinks he has a “personality defect” because he “hates” people who don’t like him?!?! Could you imagine being a 78 year old man and going to social media to post in all caps “I HATE TAYLOR SWIFT!” 😂 Please enlighten us, what do the “psychologists” say about that? 😂😂😂 Let me guess…research shows that a mark of leadership in national leaders such as Trump typically display intense emotional sensitivity to people that “don’t like him” whether that be a dictator of a nation, talk show host, or country singer? 😂 😂 The fragility of Trumps ego (and his supporters like yourself) is equivalent to one of the tween girls in the comedy Mean Girls…and it’s absurdly hilarious to the point it’s hard to discern whether you’re comment is actually serious or you’re being sarcastic with the intent of making a joke 😂

Sounds like you shouldn't be watching anything that triggers your issues.

On a scale of 1-100 MLKs where do you rank yourself good buddy?

@@RD-zx6py One does not simply rate oneself!

@@RD-zx6pycan you convert MLKs into Mandelas or Malalas for those of us who prefer metric?

@@8__vv__8 I always get confused doing that. How many Gandhis to a Mandela again?

Just like Obama

Yeah but I remember my grandma’s shoes squeaking a lot due to the way she was walking when she got older. Plus rubber soled shoes are the worst on any hardwood surfaces (especially waxed ones) when wet!