Trump Touts More Phony Accomplishments: The Daily Show 

Black Omega X I had to scroll forever just to find someone quote this. thank you.

Black Omega X his writing team is fucking hilarious

I get it. It's like a Mexican because the walls do nothing to stop him from crossing into where he wants to go by flying over or going around them and serve only to distract from the real problems in their lives that have nothing to do with immigration.

I actually paused the video so I could do the maze myself because I'm that compulsive.

Can't believe we reached a point where buzz overused words became i'm dead or I died - but yes here we are.

Feroza Akther Nah, a joke would make me laugh.

Petja Ojanen a trumptard

Feroza Akther he was pretty funny on that wrestling show.

Feroza Akther You can't call that clown a joke .

Feroza Akther exactly

Danyal Mohammad Pretty sure he's been proven right on every tweet

2764 Is that sarcasm?

Danyal Mohammad are the white public apologists who defend anything he says

I'm surprised all is hair has not fallen out due to his lies, hypocrisy, immaturity, immorality, his constant stupidity.

This is the question should this be a President of the United States

Dave SOLEMI I'm from America and I'm even shocked how this guy was elected

America has too parties, and the democrats rigged their primaries so that someone corrupt and almost equally unlikable ran against him. Democracy fail

truest shit.

Dave SOLEMI It still surpises me too but I know one of the reasons is that many of us didn't bother to vote, thought there would be no way America was stupid enough to elect an idiot TV star...we were wrong:( many of us regret not voting.

Dave SOLEMI Russia voted this fool in !!

Noel Crenshaw wow, such a great view. Why isn't this on top?

Listen Chiko.. In America first you get the power... nough said! - R.I.P Mr. Tony Montana.

Noel Crenshaw oK

@Leslie Rodriguez he may not really be a racist, he could be using those ignorent and disgusting beings as his base by playing along, he is that kind of person

Black Omega X Honestly I'm not embarrassed at him, shocked maybe...

Black Omega X, it's reached the point that I dread checking the news each day to see what he's done that day.

Ikr

Black Omega X Same

Viktoria Magrey Oh geeze man you killed me my god!! XD XD

MovieBuffGinna No. You're too smart.

MovieBuffGinna I'm sorry that makes you too smart

You do better then the guy already doing it

Youre overly qualified ... Nextttttttttt 😝😂(traitor supports logic)

MovieBuffGinna yes

Adam Tritt but he's not this was just his memo to Congress. no plan outlined as all of trump plans, just show and empty promises

Adam Tritt Oh, now You are Way to 8ntelligent to be playing with the Don Drama Game. Will we EVER get ANY normal Ethical Reality from MS News Media and/or Congress - ever again?

Nope

Trump is like a used car salesman he's trying to sell the same old s**t that doesn't work

He won the presidency he’s more successful then you while you’re still bitter and angry that your queen killary lost and her black pet obummer lost haha

Kelvin Oliver Lol he's destroying his own supporters lives too😂

Kelvin Oliver it's because they don't play with shit.They flush it.

Kelvin Oliver he's polling at like 38% or something

They all caved to specific videos/channels and pat each other on the back there. Honestly it would be fine if there wasn't so many obvious lies and destruction that Trump did already. I mean he is literally recorded lying and also talking how to con people. He was always going for "feelings" even when he was running for president and likes to make things "stick".. Like Make America Great Again, the bellow average people like the sound of something like that and even defend him now when he brought USA to a new low. I don't remember USA this weak in the world ever, and I'm not speaking military.. military will always be strong. I'm speaking about everything else that has gone to shit since he became president. America is great and can issue sanctions and things like that ONLY BECAUSE IT HAS ALLIES in the world, doesn't he know how much USA sacrificed since WW2 to make america where it is now? As global leader! Politics is not just having an strong military and saying "WE ARE BEST AND GREAT"... if this continues other major nations will take parts of the "global cake" from USA. China and Russia especially

hello ! can you see me ?

I had to rewind a few seconds back, but I got it.

didn´t finish

I got it :)

Thortok2000 I solved it. I'm now qualified to be president.

Thortok2000 No and that's why I like forums like this. We are crazy!! I love it

Mask ,greatest thing ever ! I'm done with music , I got this !

8 years, actually. let's admit, some people are stupid enough to vote for him again. xD

TRUMPSTER NEEDS IT !!!

he will not last that long

Like a real freedom fighter, Trevor, Seth & Colbert holding it down..

I agree, but because it became such a big deal during the primaries, anything described as "tiny" just reminds me of "tiny hands" now

I saw a pic of hands next to Tyson's, and they didn't look small though?

But a big chair for his big ego.

Stephanie Aguilar where's President Hillary Clinton's desk 🐸🐸🐸🐸

Abraham Rivera Next to all Donald Trump promises. 🐓🐓🐓🐓

Peetar Ster or the road lanes in it

Peetar Ster Or Law enforcement

Peetar Ster Better dead than red

I like to follow traffic lights in GTA and try to drive like real life. It's harder than it seems lol

Yeah but boring lol. Bites being bounded by reality and society thus the breaking of the rules clearly makes it thrilling

Ashley this comments needs more likes

Lol not just coal, Clean Coal whatever that means!!! Lol

and when we run out of coal they'll be blaming the whole world for tricking and leading them into coal mining lmao

Francky48 - What it really means is that they wash the coal... in local streams and aquifers that people drink from. 😡

ikr that's what I was thinking lol

Jose Rivera lmao It's not long before Starbucks starts making it

VilifyExile PASTRESTRE

Vincent Rather omg

doesn't make sense because it's an actual word.

Lord Chanka what's the definition

Zainab M. Adam we all do #worldwar 😔

Zainab M. Adam trump bought the white house so its not our fault

Actually Africa is doomed with Boko Haram and other conflicts

Zainab M. Adam EXACTLY- Folks will be reactive not proactive!

But yall letting china take over n white people run yall. Yall not to better off

Roberto Coutinho he actually said that.

Yeah. What does it even mean?

Possibly that he's not the one leading the US... Just saying.

lol I think he meant the house leader, but it's still funny to think otherwise

I heard that too

Channel for Positivity l Understanding l Justice Your channel gave me brain aids.

Can you say it in a more unbiased manner?

How can actual facts be biased?

I can say it, we are stuck with a POTUS who has no idea how to be a President!

Warren Lauzon What facts ?

Hey somebody else noticed the pathetic moment!

he got his Presidential souvenir Pen handed to him. He's happy.

His "Trump voice" has certainly grown in strides the last few months

who else if doing STUPID things around the world that's in a powerful position, and that's American...hmmm theres only ONE " our dear leader Drumpf"

Josh Wilson not really he sucks. About as humorous as a 90 year old grandma

all this clown does is rip trump, every single god damn episode of his show

Josh Wilson you know Noah and Colbert have a team of writers behind them so they just read what those writers wrote.. you're being fooled and it's hilarious how naive liberals really are

Gaming With NewDawn fuck yeah

You're right on that. Let's just say I know a guy who knows a guy.

I was that kid and I am offended by your comparison.

I'm ashamed to admit that I used to be that person. Yeah, I was pretty childish back then. :/

In school, fitting into the social hierarchy is the central facet of most kids' lives. Making up stories to impress people is one tactic to enhance one's status. But fortunately we grow out of that as we mature. Right? RIGHT?!

(Me. 😁 )

DrakeMarvell I went back after I read your comment!

I completed the maze before it was taken off screen. Get good, newb.

DrakeMarvell hahaha

I just wanted confirmation I wasn't the only one. Thank you!

J.R Kidd underrated comment

Why do you have quotations around billionaire?

Alex Massie because we only have his word.

Alex Massie the dumpster is broke!! he lies about his worth and just about everything else!! he makes things out to be better than what they really are!! thats how he got away with bilking people out of their money and not paying people for the work they have done!! thats why american banks wont touch him!!and the fact that he claimed bankruptcy five times!! the dumpster is a attention seeking dickwad and needs to feel like hes doing something!! IMPEACH THAT BASTARD!!

Just ask Obama, he deported my brothers even though they were legal residents in this country 🙃

Yoga Pratamawadi Terrible #AmerianSpeaking

N-not now bro. Currently stocking up canned goods in my Trump-proof Shelter.

Yoga Pratamawadi Welp .... blacks still have it bad.....not as bad as Hispanics or middle westerners though . #blackmanspeaking

Darkwireman never knew such a thing like that exist in the first place. I wish you good luck bro

Anthony Stromer and asians

HighGeneral Blitz or fail 😂😝🍊

yup! The route is via the bottom-left. basically a |__

Erica Davis yep

Nah, I didn't even paused to solve it. :D

i was just about to ask the same thing

LOL I was about to ask

iDied? Is death a Apple only privilege now? Do i have to pay Apple 999$ to die?

welp, im gonna be immortal because i will never pay that

DrBraxy Gilkey .

with a crayon while sitting at the kiddie table and promptly turned and sucked Ted Cruz's tit....smh. What a toddler!

Well it's the president's job to sign an executive order and show the cameras. What else is he supposed to do? 😐

AnimeJT Shadow - I believe the word you are looking for is "WORSE". You should at least use proper spelling and grammar if you are calling someone out on the same.

Don't forget incompetent.

Jesse R lol

LimeGreenNewb He will Never make it to the end of his first term. Republicans are idiots for supporting him as their candidate, but they are smart enough to know when the house is on fire to run out and call for the water hoses.

Margo Romero you underestimate human stupidity and pride. theyb will never admit that they're doing mistake

If i had to bet, I would say the odds are he will not go 8 years....unless something changes dramatically. BUT, it is going to be very hard for the Republicans to loose control at the mid-terms when you consider who is at risk of even having a close race for their seat. Divisive politics leads to entrenched Houses.

Becky Mason You needed to stop the video? XD

Reydriel He'd fail at AGDQ easily.

Becky Mason I solved it. I'm now qualified to be president.

Shrek's Brotherhood, more qualified than the current president.

My pen climbed over the walls.

Bill English is not the bets PM but at least he's competent and doesn't throw tantrums on twitter.

LOL... New Zealand has very tight immigration laws, and has a natural wall... thousands of miles of oceans. I'd move there to get as far from the filth overflowing here, but I suspect New Zealand, like other prosperous countries is also on a suicide mission and is now favoring third worlders over Westerns

Exactly, it is like the tale of the Emperors Clothes, the whole world is watching and regardless of your political views, we all know that what is happening is not normal, yet there is nothing real being done to stop this.

orange ball of failure trump is like that kid from school that tells all these bullshit stories that never happened and nothing to back it up.

orange ball of failure Okay how about you? You're talking shit about us and you call a talk show a credible source and I've seen your previous comments on every Anti Trump video, which indicates that this is all you do! My my, you damn leftists are bloody funny hypocrites 😂😂😂

orange ball of failure just like all the libtards believed the BS that Obama shovelled out

orange ball of failure I remember you

Sérgio Dinis Lopes he really said that.

He's gotten used to the job, finding his sense of humor. I feel like he spent his early time figuring out how he'd replace stewart.

SoulSukkur agreed, while he's still not at Jon Stewart's level, but to be fair, nobody in the current late night biz is either.

I think Seth Meyers comes pretty close, he has a very personal style which I like. Also, he doesn't fall for the obvious jokes, like the covfefe one, but he is more serious about it, kind of a mix between Jon Stewart and John Oliver.

SoulSukkur - He had big shoes to fill. It is hard to follow a legend. At least he did it faster than the "new" potus trying to follow President Obama.

He hosts the show, but he doesn't always get to say what goes. His Between the Scenes stuff is where you get to see how good he actually is. Ironically, the Orange Fuhrer has been somewhat of a Godsend. He's been talking about his own buffoon of a President for years and some could say, it prepared him to lead us through this ridiculous period in American history. Bla bla bla, bla bla bla.

That's why his motto is called "America First" but you liberals are too butt hurt to care about America anyways

Trumps admin sent 200 million to flint

Teach The People actually Obama singed the bill and authorized the grant in Dec 2016

Teach The People NO HE DIDN'T ! Money went to Flint from PRESIDENT OBAMA'S grant in December. It took trump 6 months to get the money to them - he couldn't figure out how to get out of it.

I 100% agree with you.

Glad u like him. To each their own. I think he's not funny and not particularly witty either. Unlike John Steward, it doesn't seem that he is his own man, but instead following a scripted agenda. It's been pretty disappointing.

Well, watt do you expect from a new host? Every Comedian has their own way, Stewart was wild and on his own, Trevor is new to this and finds his own way. Since I don't live in the US and have never watched any Late Night Show regularly on TV, only clips, I must say that I like both of them, since I'm detached from the cult around Jon Stewart and feel like I can see them pretty objectively.

Wingthors8hammer Trevor does alot of intelligent jokes with good info jus pay better attention!

Wingthors8hammer Trevor has always delivered. He has been brilliant as a comic way before taking over this show. The first time I saw him do standup, I said to myself...he's going to go far in that industry. As for Colbert, I think he does alright for himself. I like Colbert and Kimmel. Fallon sucks! He's no comedian. He likes to stay in the Safe Zone. What a fraud.

Trumps a sick drama queen pig.

#AllLivesMatter

James Willhelm I SCREAMED lol

You referring to the 'Wilhelm scream'? If so, then bravo. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wilhelm_scream

I am black and I support that. show support to BLM if you believe so.

Jed Vassallo: That was a very cool connection you made there. I'd never heard of it. I love trivia like that.

me too, I repeated several times

Well when you do it atleast ten times every day you too would be good at it

he may like turkey bacon

Lena Rushing lol so when

I do too. There's a hint of Jerry Lewis in it.

Point Less it's called the tiny Mexican

Yet Ben Carson is black and said the Pyramids were built to store grain but still got a cabinet position. Race baiting argument rejected.

kenneyk24 stop it. Just stop it. Go home.

lying is a requirement for a position in the cabinet!

kenneyk24 That awkward moment when you realize Trump had a bigger crowd than Obama😐

He had the largest inauguration crowd ever... period!