Comey Takes the Stand (But Leaves the Juicy Details Behind): The Daily Show 

If only he'd realized that before he let Trump into the White House.

Annie parker Comey is my Homey

Annie parker of course Hun! he works with liers , sociopath etc etc .his whole life . too hard to do not believe him.

brainflash1 One of the things he stated absolutely was that there was definite voter hacking by Russia. Now it has to be linked to the Trump campaign and Trump himself. Probably what the closed testimony was for.

Annie parker Yes, I watched his testimony, as well. Comey really was innocent and telling the truth, his demeanor and his willingness to share information, even hoping there were actually tapes, so that Trump's own stupid ass could be convicted by his own words and Comey could be proven right. I believe he was truthful and I think he withheld information to not further fan the flames of political strife and focus on justice being served correctly, with fair and factual deliberation and due process.

I just got it now, even though I watched the movie 3 times, most recent one being 3 days ago. This guy is so funny. He will go so far in this industry. I hope he wins an Emmy!

Lol but what if he's done that with prior consent of the owners.

Lia M.M. I knew that's what he was referring to I saw that movie twice😀

I'm still suffering PTSD just from watching that movie... any references to it makes me afraid all over again... I thought the Exorcist was a comedy... Get Out was some scary $h!+...

Can someone give me context? I've never heard of this movie, except for a facebook post with a similar joke. The poster only told me there was a "spoiler" involved, so he didn't elaborate further.

barbas5588 .me too. unfortunately.

C'mon, it's just 9.99

Alpha Scorpii Or someone saying "i hope you don't jump out the airplane without a parachute"

If I say "I hope you go F*** Yourself" to someone, then I'm not insulting him, I am simply hoping for it... Lol that guy was using the same technique that lawyers use to to cheat the law in order to get criminals out of jail.. Who is he trying to fool?!

Yeah, it's like when your dad "asks" you to take out the trash.

No prosecutor will bring charges against Trump. But if an impeachment occurs, then the allegation that the president has committed a crime lends gravity to the proceedings, and fulfills the constitutional command that the impeachment be based on “high crimes or misdemeanors.” That’s why it matters whether Trump committed a crime or not.

+Dale Gribble everything is legal for president. It is legal for him to spell our nuclear lauch codes in twitter for example. Stopping investigation of your own campaugn is a clear conflict of interests, and yiu should be immediately impeached for that. At least in normal country.

1partofme you mean encourage group think and blatant manipulation? If you want to be a slave, pretend. Be a human being and use the gifts bestowed to them by freeing your mind of the programming.

+The Hare "use the gifts bestowed to them" it sounds like you are religious if that is the case you are living a life of programming. "freeing your mind of the programming" I lived under the conservative programming for most of my life, thank goodness I realized the hypocrisy they offer. EVERYONE has an agenda, not just the left. Though honestly, I'm beginning to think the right has NO scruples, while the left at least has some. Look at the law our Republicans put in place revoking FCC privacy protections so that now ISP's can collect all your data and sell it to third parties without your consent. ~95% of Americans are APPOSED to this law, but ISP's donated 1.7 mil to Republicans in the house's campaigns(as well as quite a bit to the Senate though I do not have an exact figure) so it became law. Guess who didn't vote for the bill even though they were paid off? every democrat. Let's look at trumpcare, it's very similar to obomacare except it kicks off a bunch of people and allows states to not offer things religious nuts find offensive(even though not everybody is religious, and it's THEIR religion, yet they want others to follow THEIR religion's rules), some would argue this means it costs less and we are in a deficit, but they didn't use the "saved money" to go after the deficit, they cut taxes for the same economic class they are in. Or how about everything Obama was accused of doing that was so horrible? --went golfing on tax dollars too much ----Trump spent in one month what Obama spent on average in a year --Obama signed too many executive orders ----Trump is signing far more etc. but do the people who were literally yelling about Obama(I was still a conservative for most of Obama's presidency and listened to talk radio) even take a minute to mention Trump doing worse? Hell no, Trump can do no wrong! and the media are horribly biased for playing Trump's own words!(the horror) Or how about the biggest(imo) bold faced lie of the right. The unemployment figure. According to the right 90 million Americans are unemployed(Trump claimed 94 million), do you know how this figure is calculated? it takes everybody over 16, and subtracts the workforce from this. So anyone who is disabled, retired, etc. is counted. people over 100 fucking years old are counted in that figure. Even if you prefer the old way of calculating unemployment, and even if we fudge the numbers a little, it is nowhere near the stupidity of this figure.

The Hare, you should take your own advice and free your mind of the programming by your Fuhrer.

Jacob R Sorry Jacob, but you're still brainwashed as fuck if you actually believe in "conservatives" & "liberals" and think with an "us versus them" mentality. Anyone who believes in the political spectrum and doesn't realize you don't have to adhere to the left, right, or even middle will never be free. You're not free: you chose one side out of two because they told you to and your mind is incapable of grasping that there's more to it than 2 "sides".

Why? He's a comedian. He isn't a real news journalist. Just like Jon Stewart. At least Jon admitted multiple times he was only a comedian and nothing more.

crazyim5 and here I was under the impression they write all this themselves.

I know right. Genius writing. His delivery is genius too. The same script can be read by another comedian and it wouldn't be the same.

crazyim5 He himself is super funny too, look up his stand up comedy stuff. Fuckin great shit right there. x)

Doesn't even come close to Jon

Trevor wrote for Jon, so it makes sense that he'd be just as funny or funnier.

Es Zee yeah he's the best really

Es Zee that shit was so fucken funny 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Anyone else really hoping for the "closed session" of Trevor's rap to surface the Behind-the-Scenes vids?

Carlos Blank , yeah that was hilarious!

I know we should be discussing the seriousness of the issue at hand, but damn he is adorable!

bensharkey s

He's the man

Just say you have a crush, pussy

craig matthews Just watch his "drunken Mandela" stand up routine.

craig matthews TRUTH

i would say he dropped the bar a bit... the the level trevor goes in SA is crazy man.. but i think he conformed his style of delievery for the american pubilic so that

i'm still hating bitch

How do you know these are the same people? LOL Also, it seems to me Trevor is simply learning, he's gotten better.

ruirodtube XD

ruirodtube Liar* in chief

i hope you can come to dinner with us. - young couple Other couple shows up for dinner, "WTF are you doing here?!" - young couple

ruirodtube damn that was deliciously savage💯💯💯🌡😻🤣🤣🤣

Nice soul you've got there....be a shame if something happened to it. - Yahweh

Constance Steelin I know right! I'm like Trev got bars!

I know I love him lmao. He's the funniest comedian I've seen in a while

I was dying laughing

Nick Pigott Stop😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Nick Pigott I've been dying of laughter for 10 solid minutes 😂😂

LOl, I actually repeated it twice already !!!! Trevor is too good

gunmeet grewal this is the 6th time i am watching😂😂

yeah he really grew into his role. Is on a winning streak now!

For sure! I love Trevor!

In the first 20 seconds he said nothing but false statements. People need to watch things for themselves instead of taking some retards twist as news and fact. He is a natural at lies and playing to your needs, "Trump Bad".

Tony Marsh, like Anderson Cooper once said, "if he took a dump on his desk you would defend him".

Unfortunately, for the Daily Show host to go on a winning streak it seems the American public has to go on a losing streak.

If you get a chance to read his book (Born a Crime, highly recommend), he explains he needed to fake accents as a kid to fit in.

S. Bakyhnh 😂😂😂

S. Bakyhnh YES

BRILLIANT!!!😄

That would be amazing. XD

I want the Disney version.

Biggy Bwana can't stop replaying it . Funny as hell

weirdly his voice is cute 😂

🎼.. the truth.... and the man said..🎵. -____- that face kill me

The rapping at the end was one of the funniest things I've seen Trevor do - hilarious!

Biggy Bwana haha, me too

Something I find amusing is that the claimed vindication is actually an admission of incompetence and Trump doesn't even realize it. He tried to apply pressure in ways that would have worked if he was in a stronger position, but failed. His vindication argument can be boiled down to 'look how badly I failed, you can't take my threat seriously'.

He will not pay for this. White boys don't pay for shit, ask my native American brothers.

Dale Gribble blah blah blaaah blah blah blahaahahhh blah blah blah

cytherians #MAGA HE DID NOTHING WRONG

cytherians I hope you're right. I'm not convinced anything will happen to him. You still need Republicans to act and they're going to do anything they can not to.

MissingLStudios =weed

MissingLStudios Freaking brilliant! 😂😂😂

MissingLStudios lmao

MissingLStudios That was great. I could totally envision him saying it just like that. Keep up the writing and thanks for sharing.

MissingLStudios That's how you dodge a math question

Splash Attack no you wouldn't it would cost too much because of republican healthcare

+Joans van der Schaaf Good point.... alright, pull the plug guys! It's ok, where I'm going, I will ask trump's papa if he regrets not pulling out.

Especially the keys part!

Tacet the Terror Corporate Synergy.

That was part of the movie? Shit! I haven't seen it yet!

Mark-Angelo Famularcano WHY?

LoL, Ivanka was the lure

I am saving this segment just for this piece. :)

Looking for the real song. What's it called

he's an actual african. talent is a given

Eish bra, how I wish there really was one.

thoses were some dope rythmes indeed

stiimuli Yes, I agree. His "hoping" was definitely a suggestion.

I agree that the meeting is fishy. But the other 8 Meetings were not about Flynn and not all about the Russia Investigation. Trump did not bring up Flynn again after that one meeting. Still, the private Meeting were he "hoped" he would let Flynn go, and the private Dinner with asking for loyalty. And asking Comey to publicly say that he is not personally under investigation. Lots of weird stuff. He definitely didn't mean hope in that conversation, but I guess he really does not see the problem with that personally.

Look, if Hilliary or Obama, or Bill have done the same thing they would have been impeached by the Republicans already.

Jarnauga He does see a problem with that personally, otherwise he wouldn't have insisted that the three other men in the room leave. He knew what he was about to do was wrong, and didn't want witnesses around to hear. Ignorance is no excuse in this situation.

There is no way he wasn't trying to persuade Comey. In the context of his Russian Collusion investigation & the fact that Trump asked on Numerous occasions if he himself was apart of it. All the signs of fear & guilt are present. Not to mention the fact of how he treats Russia & his reaction to the First Hearing was to get a Lawyer all the signs of guilt and admittance to wrong is there any other way to read this...No!

truimagz theyre not gonna do that lmao its been a year and jack shit happened about that

who senile law professor even considers that?

If Hillary broke the law, then Pence also broke it, because he did the exact same fucking thing as Governor.

catcherbloc1 How long is he going to be "new to this"?

Your guess is as good as mines. lol

4yrs

The Republicans have wanted an "outsider" to head the party for years. Trump isn't what they stands for: he's what they worship, bow down to, and in the words of Samantha Bee, "Bend over for." They won't relinquish their sock puppet just yet.

That's the kind of excuse you give about a 2 yr old in potty training who just crapped his pants not someone who has been planning to become President since June of 2015 or earlier. If he was too fucking lazy to at least learn about the job he could have gotten some real experienced advisors besides his sons Uday and Kusay, kookie Kelly, Breitbart Bob, and "Bobblehead Pence whose only function is to stand behind Trump at his Executive Order signing cermonies and keep nodding his head like he' waking up from a crack binge.

Exactly! wtf? what kind of message is this? aren't republicans religious? Its so transparent how full of shit and hypocrysy they are. Republicans use religion as a tool, but they don't care about anyone or anything, gangsters of the worse kind.

Pexport llc it's like saying "I don't have to kill you" and then the person kills the other guy and says "oh I said I hoped I didn't want to kill him so I'm innocent"

"Had it been assize time, I would have murdered you." Google that phrase and have a look at the relevant case law to gain a better understanding of the significance of one's words when he/she makes a threat against another individual. It's one of the first things I learnt in Law School. I'm not defending Trump, but they will subject the word "hope" to a great deal of scrutiny before arriving at a conclusion.

You are correct, it is legal to ask for an investigation to be stopped, it is however, extremely irregular for a President to ask for an investigation that involves him or the people around him to be stopped. Hence the accusation of collusion of justice. Furthermore, It is extremely irregular that the President would ask the Vice President and others to leave a room to be one on one with the Director of the FBI and then to claim, "I Hope, the investigation is stopped." Why would this need to be said in private if it isn't an illegal threat? Why endure so many private meetings with the Director of the FBI, who is investigating cases against you and your administration, if what they are doing is not illegal. Or rather, I'll say this to you to make a point, "There's a high probability that you sir are an asshole, I hope that that is not the case, and I hope that you stop telling people, what could be an extremely dangerous mind set on the American People. You could become the biggest, and I mean a HUGE threat to people when you disclose information without context. Over 60% of Americans take information presented to them in the first 14 seconds of a conversation and use it to help understand the logic between two individuals." In my example, I'm not saying you are an asshole, I'm not directing you to stop spreading your opinion, I'm not saying that you have a dangerous mentality that could lead to misinterpretation of information; because of the effects it can have on people when things are taken out of context. You see it's a little more complex than that. If you shoot someone in the face is it illegal? Yes and no, Depends, Where they on your property? In what state? In Texas a robber can warn you 48 hours in advance and if he is successful it is a legal robbery. If he shoots you while he was robbing you, he did it legally. Did the person shooting the man in the face attempt to defend himself prior to shooting? What where the context of the situation? You see, once again, The law needs context to be taken into consideration. I don't call my self a liberal and I don't call myself a republican or right wing. I call myself an American, and I will not defend a person, or a group of people who take advantage of laws and context to avoid prosecution. I'd like to take this moment and also respond to your statement, "..before you guys go act like retards in real life and get laughed at.." Do you make it a habit to laugh at the mentally challenged? or am I taking this out of context? In the words of a Republican, "It seems to me, you hold a double standard somewhere."

frank javier fk trump,it would have been better if they elected you as president because of what you just said it makes you appear as a patriot a person that actually understands the law and many other things

Zi Zi Searles good writers too

mobster to law enforcement officer on his payroll: "I hope you can let my guy go. He's a good guy. Capisce?"

Sandro Frias weed

pravin kr I thought so too, very well-done

why this stupid ass trevor always showing Fake news channel CNN clips

Tuba_G weed

diet tee nEgga o shiEt Fair enough. 😂

Tuba_G because the gop loves having control of all the branches

Greedy Old People. Or rather, the GOP.

... Money makes the world go round, sadly.

Qwerty Lover I think it's so great that you're 12 and paying attention to this madness. You're a good kid.

Gautam Menon tube life bruh

IKR...FIRE FIRE FLAMES

Jaya K 😉

It was too good :)

orange nigga got roasted by the po po

God Likes Porn with Ben the Demon Why are you always top comment? Lol

God Likes Porn with Ben the Demon dude you're literally in every video I watch

YOU ARE EVERYWHERE WTF

Lol i decided to sub... Since i see you everywhere anyways 😝

More like house of tards.

Boam Boam no way, a hitler reference. Did you use your entire brain to conjure that up? Your collective stupidity is overwhelming.

Boam Boam yes...Cathy Griffin mocked beheading him and shes still alive and free. The mainstream media is allowed to disrespect him daily with no repercussions....Trump is a total dictator. Thats why all these people are so free to endlessly diss and even threaten him. Hes a totalitarian Hitler. lol. you people are such damn drama queens.

I believe Trump's behavior is more closely related to Mussolini than Hitler

linkone11 I hope that he'll be treated like Mussolini

The Hare looks like somebody can't handle the truth