TrustFire Mini X3 EDC Multi Function Flashlight 

Jaysus the postman must be pissed off delivering to your Gaf

Wait till you see the Wuben X3 !!

Wurkoss (with one or two s?) has a similar one. they're realy good, too.

A fortnight later Wooly walks past the convent. Mother Bernadette is tormenting s RUC unit From the window. PS post s LINK

Stihl frosty

We quietly approach W himself from both sides and sit him down. Mother Bernadette Sisters of perpetual motion and psychiatric nurse shakes her head. The poor lad triggered a seizure with that thing and is Deeper than a Flann O’Brian novel. What to do? Mother starts an IV connected to a keg of Guinness. Now, let us pray for him. But Mother, all respect, but I’m C of I? Close enough son. Chris K