5:52 the main dude who said he would never disrespect his girl violently shoved his girlfriend away, lied about playing for a college football team, and turns out he was dating an underaged girl.
Came to say the same thing that dude is one of the most insecure lames in the history of lames. he then goes on live to try to say that it all started because of a racial slur that never happened. His last ditch effort to save some kind of face.
The authority level just kept decreasing. I kinda wish he kept going. “…..or my uncle. Or my older brother. Or my therapist. Or the stern, but fair cashier at my favorite donut shop. Or…..”
That group of teenagers at Epcot… especially the main guy bragging about being a football player… never have I seen such losers who are so convinced they’re the shit, it’s actually so painful. And the way he shoved his gf back and told her to stfu, he definitely hits her
"I don't talk to females." That isn't just a red flag, it's a frickin' red banner strung across the street. Misogynists love using 'female' as a dehumanizing term.
As a non-american I find it AMAZING how some people will hit, bite and absolutely assault the police and get a slip on the wrist while others can not even reach for their ID without being percieved as "threatening"
"I don't disrespect females, I ain't gonna talk to her, I'll talk to you, but not a female!" - calls women "females" - refuses to talk to them - shoves the girl he's with and tells her to shut the f up But I mean, hey, thanks for your honesty my guy lol. We love it when y'all tell on yourselves.
@@patrikgajcevic8123 it’s weird when you use it in casual conversation and especially when you only call women females. just like he said "men and females" - that’s weird. they do that on purpose, to dehumanize women.
The best part of the "football player" is not only was he never on the team but he wasn't even a student. The entire football team clowned on him after that footage was released
@@harmonyquinn2557 yeah, I actually feel bad for her, she's a 16-year-old who's clearly being manipulated. It doesn't excuse her actions, but it does explain them. I hope she gets out of the relationship because he didn't hesitate to shove her out of the way and yell at her in public, so who knows what he does to her in private.
Think the language barrier was working against him a little too. Probably intended to say "feeling self conscious" or something along those lines rather than actually having anxiety the condition. Still not entirely the best advice or approach tho
@@holly9757 pretty sure he was going for a message of ' people don't think about you near as much as your anxiety says they do ' which is a thought i have used to quell anxiety in the past.
@holly9757 this is my city and we are fully bilingual with French and English also he's right nobody bats an eye about what he's doing really, we got crazier people around than just someone spreading awkward joy 😅
@@kevinkevinholti think it was revealed he doesn’t play football for them and possibly doesn’t go there but I don’t fully remember I just know he doesn’t actually play football there 😂😂😂
@@squishgod9094 @twoghostsluvr that's fuckin hilarious 😂 he was talking shit about getting paid NIL money and couldn't even pick a bigger team to pretend to play for? No offense intended to UCF, I guess they were in Orlando so that's probably why
The video about anxiety actually works for me.. He is cringey but the message is- good. For people suffering with anxiety i think the most helpful thing is just keeping in that.. no one worth impressing is judging strangers off how they walk or speak or even look. Only time people will be judging you, is if youre the menace. If youre just an awkward person, its wholesome and we ♡ yoouuu.
I was expecting a full squad of disney security dressed in mickey mouse costumes to repel from the ceiling and start wailing on them with batons before dragging them out.
I've beat the shit out of kids like the fake football player and I'm half their size. The magic of learning martial arts at a young age, who knew lol. It really sucks that I'm about the same age as those fart smellas because people like that misrepresent my age group big time... Mfs like them have me thinking "man young adults these days are so entitled", as I'm literally a young adult 😂 I know they're not the majority, but holy shit they do make fools of us.
Righht ? And the way he’s trying to assert dominance to not only the family but also his friends. He’s the one interacting the most and proceeds to call out his friends bc “interacting gives them the attention they crave” just to seem like the smart and grounded friend of the group
I apologize in advance for piggy backing off your comment but this is driving me crazy - in the first video, the black car is absolutely not trying to compete with the silver car for the parking spot, the silver car was in front and completely cut off the black one by turning left in front of it so the black car had to swerve out of the way to avoid slamming into the side/back of the dude in the silver car. Ok sorry rant done 🚗🚙
@@beckybodaschweri9215 Some people care way too much about parking. Now he's gonna have hundreds if not thousands of dollars worth of repairs across the multiple cars he damaged
@@beckybodaschweri9215 Is this bait? Being ahead the silver car had every right to pull out. The black car was way too far back to have any claim to that spot. Furthermore when the silver car did pull out the black car still had enough time and space to avoid the accident, but instead chose to plow forward and hit not just the silver car but a parked car as well. The fault for this incident lies squarely on the shoulders of the person driving the black car.
Context for anyone wondering, the drunk lady had it out for that one cop bc he was the one who attempted to pull her over, then when she didn't pull over, he followed her home because he believed she was driving under the influence. She then refused to get out of her car bc she was in her garage and had to be pulled out of the car w her 2 kids in the backseat. So she was drunk driving w her kids in the car.
That's so disgusting. To put your children at risk, like that. It's awful to drink and drive in general, because you put everyone in your area in danger but to knowingly put your own children at risk, is so beyond disgusting.
@@raicrush Trying to run over her ex-husband it was the arrest in the video was for. She was placed on probation and violated the terms twice- once for tampering with her alcohol monitor by dunking it in a pool and also breaking the latch. The second was the monitor detected alcohol use. I wonder how many cops they sent to check on those incidents.
This bits at 10:30 and 14:45, I like to imagine Cody just sits in this room for hours playing characters like this for a single bit and then cuts it down to the funniest 60 seconds lol
9:35 it’s so crazy how he says where he goes to school and what team his plays for as if that scholarship isn’t was got him into college. Cause he’ll get kicked quick.
I have learned from personal experience (an ex) if they are constantly bragging about how much money they have or "have more money than you" chances are their actually broke. And the way he pushed the girl and bossed his friends around just makes me think he's a total narcissist who needed to be the loudest.
Coming from money, anyone bragging like that is clearly not used to wealth. It’s like showing off you have Running water. it’s like “what’s the big deal?” But in a third world country, it can be a real status symbol. It takes someone who doesn’t have it as good to realize what we ‘be been taking for granted. It’s so ironic Braggers don’t realize how self defeating they are. And , rich or poor, anyone who acts like Those line- cutters is Trash.
The funniest part about the Disney video is that I’m from Orlando and I PROMISE you nobody that waits in line at Disney for SOARIN is going to see a UCF game!!! They’re only in town for DISNEY LOLOLOL
11:32 Guaranteed the only clout this guy has is like 5 fake friends who tell him "keep grinding brotha 🙏🙏" whenever he posts pictures of himself flashing the single $ 100 bill he got as allowance from his mom in front of his dad's car
the worst part of the “purge siren” video is that the siren she’s playing is also the siren for national emergency. who knows the amount of distress she caused that neighbourhood
What pisses me off SO MUCH is that it's clearly nighttime and there could be families with kids in the area. I would rage if idiotic teens woke my kids up like that
Real talk, I got over my social anxiety (actually diagnosed btw) when I fully realized that nobody gives a shit about you or what you do. Realizing something is a lot different from knowing or believing though, its a lot of hard work to truly realize something and I couldnt have done it without some people that actually DO care.
@@notamberpI think he means a lot of women tend to have a thing for dads/dad coded guys. Not all of us obviously, but there’s definitely some kind of trend for it. Me personally, I get it, but it’s not all women that like it 😂
As a UCF student, I've never seen him play a game here, so when he said that, I was like, wait, what? We are so close by to the parks that people love to name-drop the school lol
Best part about the football player dude is UCF literally made a post after this clarifying that they had no clue who he was and he definitely wasn’t on the football team. 🤣🤣🤣
Cody’s whole bit abt the 20 year old who cut the line in front of the family when he was like “i’m not gonna talk to you because i don’t talk to people like you because i’ve got a BIG GAME on saturday and…” that seemed never-ending was the most perfectly comedic performance ever ;)
anyone else get the vibe that the line cutting 20y olds are gonna get in a fatal drunken driving incident or is it just me. they just have that energy about them
THIS is very interesting. Thanks for sharing your journey through whatever existential challenge you were facing about what the world is coming to...and really fast!! I'm having these challenges every time I go to the mall.
The meme is two guys pointing at their friend lying on the floor with the caption “so I told Dean to lay down on the floor… he actually did it the absolute madman”
right! that dude was unnecessarily misogynistic too. being way too aggressive with his lady friends and that whole “i only talk to *men* i don’t talk to *females* ”
I've been homeless. There are SO many people who try to use you as a way to make themselves feel good, pretending they want to make you feel good, then look disappointed when you don't thank them enough lol We're not like little machines you put in a dollar in that gives you gratitude and warmth in return. We're people who are capable of having bad days even if you try to make better. In fact, most days are bad days lol A dollar is not gonna change the fact I'm sleeping under a bridge. I'm just glad the phone cameras were shitty when I was homeless so I didn't have to deal with people filming me for clout. The only people who filmed were photographers who wanted to make artsy poverty porn
Cody have you ever considered stand up comedy? Your comedic tangents are honestly a chefs kiss. So funny without taking it too far. I know this sort of banter is different from joke writing but damn man you are talented!
The random moments of politeness between insults, like when someone said there are children present and they say sorry, or when the dad says "I'm old, idk what that means" and the guy explains, it just makes it infinitely funnier
5:37 this type of thing actually happened to me. A group of teenagers cut in front of my bf and I in a super long line we had already been in for like 20 mins for a ride, and I called them out and told them to leave and they just started going off on me. Glad this dad was chill and confident. My bf and I just had to leave and forget the ride because we got so stressed out. I cried a bit because it was just so much out of nowhere. Anyways I hate teens
Idk what goes on with other peoples heads around that age, but a while ago I was just having lunch outside with my friends at an outdoor shopping in broad center in broad daylight & a group of teens randomly start jumping us for no reason?! They obviously got arrested and charged with assault.
Yeah, it's a shame because if you do something about it or fight back then you are also in the wrong but also, they just go unchecked and continue this behavior. Something that has brought me peace though is knowing that all shit in life catches up and they will get what they deserve eventually.
2:58 bro was acting on his insecurity, not truly trying to conquer it. That’s the problem that so many men have, and they almost always turn it violent because that’s the most prominent emotion they’re encouraged to have by a patriarchal system 👍🏼
No feeling lost on the short dude. And props to the other guy. This type of public freak out would NOT happen if more people had "find out" portion delivered to them. They do it cuz they think they can run their mouth with no consequences. If people got stuck in the jaw more for running their mouth to strangers. This wouldnt happen.
And now that the video has become popular guess what? people are making fun of his height which is irrelevant. that guy is a jerk but he has gotten a lot of bullying for it, it's easy to judge but I bet you wouldn't like experiencing life as a very short man
@@SamWillBenchYa it's alright man, we know short men are oppressed here in the cody ko army. if you ever need me to get something off the top shelf I will use my privilege with alacrity because I am a meninist who understands the plight of smaller men.
man these videos never fail at making me feel so much better about how I act in public. I may be a little awkward and tell the subway worker “you too” when they tell me “have a nice meal” but atleast I’ll never be like this
14:19 that’s actually a legitimate intervention for social anxiety called shame busting. Not sure I love the idea, but some therapists actually use that.
the meme cody couldn't remember was "dean the absolute madman" where the lads dared Dean to lay on the floor, and he actually did it the absolute madman
I was going to watch this while working out but was midway through a pushup when you showed the very first clip and immediately collapsed onto the floor laughing...guess I will have to wait for another time x)
@14:10 aw man, that homeless guy looked like he was genuinely excited that someone was going to eat lunch with him, only for the dude to immediately leave after giving him the food. That sucks. I imagine being homeless can get really lonely, given that a lot of people won't even make eye contact with you :/
every time im at work, at home eating, or just relaxing and looking to see if hes posted a video, he never disappoints. i love him so much, makes me laugh out loud every video
