Rapid Fire Jokes You'll Never See Coming. Bobby Tessel - Full Special

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Bobby Tessel has tons of rapid fire jokes you'll never see coming. In his first ever Dry Bar Comedy special Bobby Tessel puts on a show of one liner, fast fire comedy that is sure to have any fan of comedy laughing from start to. finish.
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@rickyspanish492 4 месяца назад

My favorite kind of style and he does it so well! Just dry puns, one liners, sarcasm, sneaker punchlines, etc. with exceptional timing and delivery! Thanks Dry Bar and Bobby Tessel for the laughs!

@terrificbabe60 Месяц назад

U described it perfectly!

@seanwilliams7489 Месяц назад

Great. Wonderful delivery. Loving it, right now

@evelynmcelroy1224 Месяц назад

³²23rd@@seanwilliams7489

@davidmorford2845 4 месяца назад

"Not right now". I usually get tired of one-liners but I kept catching myself looking forward to the next one. Very funny guy.

@rebeccav9969 2 дня назад

I would have yelled it out after the 2nd or 3rd time. Don't know why the audience took so long.

@Venhili 4 месяца назад

Dry bar, bring this guy back more often! Absolutely had me rolling

@nicholasgeorge4156 Месяц назад

This reminds me of Steven wright who also is barely in anything. Steven did write a book and released it fairly recently and I read it. The only book I read ever since I graduated 7 years ago.

@JesusIsKing301 Месяц назад

@@nicholasgeorge4156that’s cool, just found the comic myself. You should read the Bible though brother. Jesus is going to return.

@nicholasgeorge4156 Месяц назад

@@JesusIsKing301 I found Steven wright on a comparison video of him and Mitch hedberg is also similar but not deadpan. Think of Steven but on hardcore drugs.

@Buzzb8 3 месяца назад

I grew up with Bobby and have not seen him in years. This was like spending time with an old friend and totally hilarious. I cant wait for more.

@tristintadlock8947 2 месяца назад

What was he like when you knew him? Seems like an honest guy and good friend

@Buzzb8 2 месяца назад

He was a truly kind and charismatic person. He was also an impressive athlete.. @@tristintadlock8947

@WorthyMissJ 4 месяца назад

"I gotta get home. My kid's tied to a chair" 😂😂😂😂

@richardcalisi9188 3 месяца назад

I was dieing

@kingrobert1st 3 месяца назад

Happened to me once.

@22sojourner 2 месяца назад

@@kingrobert1st Lol ... perfect. Me too ... !!!

@shimsladey3227 Месяц назад

Was funny as was the whole show but an Aussie comedian I saw a few years ago had a similar joke about a women trying to get ahead in line of hi because she had a baby and he replied he can't cause his kid was still in the car and he couldn't remember if he'd left a window down.

@judylloyd7901 Месяц назад

@@richardcalisi9188 ...dying*...😊😊

@universallaw8850 4 месяца назад

Now this comedian knows how to write clever clean jokes and still be funny..kudos to him.

@rob41137 Месяц назад

12:12 He really is in line at a coffee place, because he didn’t say “not right now.”

@GrumpyForester 4 месяца назад

I don't normally like the 'one-liner' type of comedians, but he was an absolute HOOT!! Great Start to 2024 with Bobby Tessel...

@russelljackman1413 4 месяца назад

Bobby Tessel is GREAT!!! Thanks, Dry Bar Comedy!

@magnetsoldiercephas331 4 месяца назад

He is spot on with his delivery for his style and his jokes are sarcastically fantastic. Love it

@chrissmurray255 4 месяца назад

Hilarious! He's a _little bit_ like Steven Wright, and he's got the quality of material to carry it off. This is definitely my favourite type of comedian, and I'll keep an eye out for this guy.

@mylovesongs2429 3 месяца назад

Check out Stewart Francis. Also, check out Gary Delaney. Both are like Steven Wright. So hilarious.

@TheRealHucasys 3 месяца назад

Mitch Hedberg too .

@chrissmurray255 3 месяца назад

Couldn't agree more about Delaney. He's got the speed _and_ the quality.@@mylovesongs2429

@chrissmurray255 3 месяца назад

More like Wright than Hedberg I reckon, because Mitch's delivery is utterly unique - especially his inflection. But I get your point, and the fact that we're talking about Tessel in the same sentence as Mitch Hedberg is quite a compliment. Hedberg's bit about 'Not blocking a fire exit' is one of the funniest things I've ever heard.@@TheRealHucasys

@3DCGdesign 3 месяца назад

I love one liner comedians thank you for introducing us to Bobby Tessel - I think it’s a true art form.

@_Lazare 2 месяца назад

Same

@joesausville3951 3 месяца назад

I do not always find stand up comedians funny. This guy had me laughing so hard that I was in tears.

@gaetanomontante5161 4 месяца назад

Clean, cool, calm and collected. I love this guy and his comedy. Way to go Bobby. Thank you for the good times... about 25 minutes of them. lol

@SteveDave29 3 месяца назад

There's a sprinkle of Steven Wright and a dash of Mitch Hedberg in his act. Pure Gold

@evelmoose 2 месяца назад

took the words right out of my mind 😃

@NoxiousRob 2 месяца назад

My thoughts as well. I've never seen this guy before, but after his first few jokes I was hooked.

@mikenielsen7008 2 месяца назад

I see Steven Wright in him for sure.

@loreauvillephil 2 месяца назад

Almost commented the same thing.

@carolspickler163 2 месяца назад

Whatta find!

@whitneyhowlandspropcomedy6924 4 месяца назад

I love this guy! Thanks, Dry Bar for posting the full special!

@alexc5810 4 месяца назад

One of the best ones I've seen from Dry Bar in a while. Dude was a savage with these jokes!

@tommypain 4 месяца назад

If I was there in the audience, after the microphone throwing joke, I would’ve yelled, “you won’t get fooled again!”

@cturn9494 Месяц назад

and he would have said “who are you?”

@tommypain Месяц назад

@@cturn9494 Awesome!! 🤣

@WildPrimitiveSkills 4 месяца назад

That dude is hilarious😂 He needs to be famous

@onlyinacj1 4 месяца назад

He’s funny..but let’s not over exaggerate .. I’m sure these kill at the local open mic “Broke my ankle playing basketball… It was an arcade game”.. “I was catching fish left and right, people at the aquarium were pissed”.. “Ever seen ugly people drive really fast… Where can they possibly be going?”

@TheAgiovannym 4 месяца назад

It’s up to the people and i agree

@JMRsDesk 4 месяца назад

You have a knack for understatement (exaggerate) and overstatement (kill) at the same time. I think the commenter is 12 and drunk sooo.... now you get the hilarious and famous. And of course you clearly stopped somewhere around the 5 minute mark as I did because you realized it just wasn't gonna get any better and was actually getting worse. Maybe they have special ed night at Dry Bar. I am good with wholesome entertainment but this needs to be done in nursing homes. Funny enough but nobody is going to stroke out from laughing too hard there hopefully.@@onlyinacj1

@crct2004 4 месяца назад

Never wish fame on anyone. Yes, he is that good but have you heard of a happy ending yet with fame?

@Seetiyan 4 месяца назад

@@crct2004 Seems to be working well for Leonardo DiCaprio! 😆

@arasb3258 Месяц назад

A natural comedian. A gem, one in a billion.

@tkarlmann 4 месяца назад

Bobby Tessel is _VERY_ Good! "My mom's not that great at Frisbee" LOLOL

@walterfristoe4643 3 месяца назад

I also wrote a book last week! It's pretty short, it goes: "Once upon a time, they all lived happily ever after." 🤣

@BlackieNuff 2 месяца назад

"Not right now" LOL, nothing like finally getting that Pavlovian response, but then finding there's no way to turn it off.

@buzzard777 4 месяца назад

Haven't had such a good laugh in a while, this guy is hilarious!

@lencranston8183 2 месяца назад

My first time seeing Bobby...hopefully not the last !! Finally a true comedian, and the clean humor was refreshing as well. Thank you !!

@karinbarger9192 3 месяца назад

Laughing feels so wonderful! Thank you❣️I needed that more than you could know.

@csrboltfan2643 4 месяца назад

Top notch comedy !! Very funny. And proof you DON'T need profanity to have people roaring with laughter. THANK YOU, DryBar for providing this kind of platform. Have seen MANY, MANY hilarious routines on your stage.

@shanenoey6401 3 месяца назад

3, there have been 3.

@csrboltfan2643 3 месяца назад

@@shanenoey6401 Then you haven't watched enough. A LOT more than three.

@benveach9689 Месяц назад

Vulgarity is not funny and it’s only for the simple~

@judylloyd7901 Месяц назад

@@benveach9689 Yeah, that's why Drybar comedy doesn't have crass jokes 😊

@DCSprink 3 месяца назад

Thank you Dry Bar for good clean comedy!

@accentedreality 4 месяца назад

Best comedian I've seen in months!

@sweettaterpie7009 3 месяца назад

Agreed!

@shanenoey6401 3 месяца назад

You really need to look up more comedians.

@TheOldHippiebilly 4 месяца назад

I like the way this guy thinks. Great set! ❤😂❤😂❤😂

@pi-sx3mb 4 месяца назад

Love this set! Some good old-fashioned silliness! 😂

@cynthiablaskis1686 4 месяца назад

One of the best comedians i have heard in some time!!

@shanenoey6401 3 месяца назад

Get out more. Bill Burr, Tom Segura, Kyle Kinane, Mitch Hedberg, Sam Morril, Mark Normand, Shane Gillis the guy selling hotdogs on the street corner... anything..

@daisymoses6812 4 месяца назад

Two things i liked a lot about this comic: 1. Relaxed Delivery (almost Laconic) 2. many of these set-ups really felt like regular situations of his life that he developed into material afterwards, for example a casual comeback with an arresting police officer and so forth...

@TYRONE_SHOELACES 4 месяца назад

If I was there that night...I would be able to say I got my money's worth out of the evening. Nice clean jokes that you can tell around the water cooler on Monday ... but nobody EVER gets them right.

@shanenoey6401 3 месяца назад

Including the comedian, because they're not good jokes.

@agnesstokes1078 4 месяца назад

I liked his dry humor, needs his own show😂😂😂😂😂

@ccappa2001 4 месяца назад

Bobby Tessel is SO funny! First time seeing him... will be looking for more. Great timing, and so clever! :D

@brianbrewer2909 4 месяца назад

"All men are liars" "I've never seen a more beautiful woman ever" 😂👍

@ArmyScoutMom 4 месяца назад

Very funny dude! Had me laughing the whole set 😂

@shanenoey6401 3 месяца назад

I can't wait for the day that you find real comedy!

@lindseyhussey6450 4 месяца назад

That last joke has me in tears 😂😂😂

@Shadow-uv4ex 4 месяца назад

10/10, would laugh again

@shadowofneo 4 месяца назад

the popcorn tongue finger thing is unusually relatable

@shanenoey6401 3 месяца назад

That's because it's observational comedy regarding something that happens to all of us. This is not revolutionary.

@shadowofneo 2 месяца назад

@@shanenoey6401 hence "unusually" meaning more so than it ought to be under the observed circumstance, assuming I don't understand that says more about you than i

@multivariateperspective5137 4 месяца назад

The “I buried mom and dad like you told me, but the dog keeps digging them up” has me laughing so hard it hurts

@damo9413 4 месяца назад

I'm crying at work on nightshift....... there are 8 people in the room wondering what's wrong with me and there are zero ways to explain.

@galakorolyk1079 3 месяца назад

I laughed so hard about burying mom and dad I had bubbles coming out of my nose

@DarkHoliday11 3 месяца назад

Yeah, that joke is so old it can vote now.

@bobbyadkins6983 3 месяца назад

That and, My butt is soft.

@kriskross22 3 месяца назад

I saw this comment before watching and I still wasn’t ready for it! Almost had hot coffee coming out my nose 😂

@josephrios8530 Месяц назад

This guy is awesome! Thank you for the laughs!

@marytataryn5144 4 месяца назад

"we have no finger-to-tongue perception"

@davidgodwin8734 Месяц назад

Bobby Tessel is awesomely funny.

@drd1924 2 месяца назад

Bring MORE!, This man was great, smooth, remembered all his jokes without a hitch, very funny guy

@johnhart125 Месяц назад

This was worth watching! My belly hurts!

@terrell9702 3 месяца назад

Steven Wright would be proud.

@curtisreynolds7375 Месяц назад

This was an excellent show.

@maryannmay1875 4 месяца назад

So refreshing to see a comic not using the “f” word. Even my young grandkids could watch him. He is outstanding ❣️

@stirfrybry1 3 месяца назад

Pendulum: May it swing back

@valerieannshort7109 2 месяца назад

Yes, that’s why I love Dry Bar!

@gregorcollins 4 месяца назад

Always good to see Mitch Hedberg inspired comedians. Nice set!

@anydaynow 4 месяца назад

I was thinking more Stephen Wright.

@gregorcollins 4 месяца назад

fairly interchangeable@@anydaynow

@shriggs55 4 месяца назад

@@anydaynow Me too.

@paradoxikalparalysis 4 месяца назад

What a miserable comparison that is... 😅

@gregorcollins 4 месяца назад

depends what you mean by trombone@@paradoxikalparalysis

@larseriksson42 3 месяца назад

You had me at the first "not right now"!

@DA-yf5dn 2 месяца назад

I've just found a new favorite comedian. Good, clean humor, and genuinely funny. Thanks Bobby

@benveach9689 Месяц назад

He was faking it besides he’s a liar~

@judylloyd7901 Месяц назад

Drybar comedy is usually pretty good 👍 🤣

@floridapielady 4 месяца назад

Is it just me or does he look like he should be Sammy Hagar’s younger brother? 😂😂😂 It’s crazy! Loved it ❤

@VioletJoy 4 месяца назад

Oh my gosh! You're right!!

@beckykay9178 4 месяца назад

Yes, yes, 1000% yes! I couldn’t figure out what seemed so familiar about him, but you nailed it!

@jpdude7274 4 месяца назад

He’s the one who can drive 55

@floridapielady 4 месяца назад

@@jpdude7274 lmao!! Yeah cause Sammy sure as hell can’t! 😂🤣

@TracedaBassman 3 месяца назад

He’s good, and so understated. I’ll be looking for more from him.

@kennymik1509 4 месяца назад

My day has just been made!!! Thanks for sharing!!!

@pennyd3194 22 дня назад

Bobby Tessel is so funny. Thanks Dry Bar !

@wentworths 2 месяца назад

Thoroughly enjoyed this. Come back again Bobby!

@sukiwatson 4 месяца назад

Bobby is very funny. Hope to see more of him

@UBERBENZ Месяц назад

Loved this. Bring him back!

@SadelovesJesus 4 месяца назад

I got sad too, when he said last joke. 😂 this was way too short! Bring him back! Absolutely hilarious!

@johnhopkins849 4 месяца назад

The popcorn thing is so true!

@dielaughing73 8 дней назад

1000%

@sean_patriotamerica6611 2 месяца назад

Laughed almost all the way through. Love this guy

@chuchuchip Месяц назад

Best of RU-vid I've heard this year.

@pantsarmstrong7518 4 месяца назад

Great set. I'd like to see a lot more of this guy! Thanks for sharing.

@ladibug340 2 месяца назад

You really picked up my day! Thanks! You're great!

@cookingshenaniganswithfort1299 4 месяца назад

He's awesome! I loved it!😂😂 Thanks, Dry Bar!

@StressJudoCoaching 3 месяца назад

Signs for Les. That's a real niche market.

@christyassid8871 4 месяца назад

Great show! I hope to see this guy, again!

@otpyrcralphpierre1742 4 месяца назад

I'd like to see this guy perform. But, not right now....

@terrificbabe60 Месяц назад

Hahahahaha

@igorastral4816 Месяц назад

Аххахахаха 😂😂😂😂

@user-xx8ud2sr8i Месяц назад

Well, he just died so maybe you can do it in your next lifetime.

@awilliams5007 Месяц назад

@@user-xx8ud2sr8i es no true.

@user-pj1uy3zx7h 28 дней назад

😋

@Meskuzze420 4 месяца назад

Definitely gives me Steven Wright vibes and I'm all for it. Great job, can't wait to see more dude

@yisraels4555 4 месяца назад

He even talks like Steve Wright!

@nnamdiokeke1832 4 месяца назад

This guy is so so good. I kept taking it back so as not to miss a thing

@shawnbruce6934 3 месяца назад

This Guy is Really Funny. I Love it!

@jaenmartens5697 3 месяца назад

That fine fellow made my night😂

@TheAgiovannym 4 месяца назад

That’s a high bar to set for 2024😂 so good

@Profesah_411 Месяц назад

Well done. Very talented guy. I enjoyed it a lot.

@brethooyman5905 4 месяца назад

This is probably the funniest guy I've ever seen on DBC!

@becominghero9754 3 месяца назад

The tongue thing is the most true thing I've ever heard on this platform.

@tashburton989 4 месяца назад

One of my favourites for sure and I’ve watched a lot of comedians in my time..I’ve got a lot of time on my hands 😂😂

@waynemeredith7088 4 месяца назад

R1m the

@Kjellmclean 4 месяца назад

"Not right now!" ⌛🫣🔫 😜

@tashburton989 3 месяца назад

@@waynemeredith7088 what does that mean ?

@timbain5862 4 месяца назад

I really had a good laugh!!!! Thanks for that DRY BAR

@barbhoey 4 месяца назад

Hilarious...great timing!! 😂😂

@mammamia8616 4 месяца назад

Best comedian yet!!!

@gayleneelaban1161 4 месяца назад

This was hilarious! Very funny from beginning to end!

@pennyb2245 4 месяца назад

So brilliant! Fabulous show!

@em0_tion 4 месяца назад

Love your style, Bobby! 👏😂

@Sahtrump 4 месяца назад

This guy is brilliant.

@gypsyrain369 4 месяца назад

Thank You Bobby ! You're BRILLIANT ! i Needed to Laugh ❤

@jefhow22 Месяц назад

Thanks for showing...I enjoyed this guy.....

@joshlynkaufman8653 3 месяца назад

This guy did a great job!

@tiffanyvelky 3 месяца назад

very well done, got a bonus unintentional ab workout

@breal7277 4 месяца назад

Some of those jokes made me laugh 'til my belly hurt. 🤣

@sammcbride2464 4 месяца назад

I was once at a bowling ally and ordered a beer. They asked what size? I said, I will have a pint. They literally came back with we do not have that size. We only have 12oz and 16oz size beers.