TRY NOT TO SAY HOL' UP 74 

"Long time". Time is relative to your experience. 5 seconds of kissing feels like less than a heartbeat. 5 seconds with your hand on a red hot stove feels like an eternity. A year doesn't seem very long until you're locked up for one.

I pressed this by accident now im going to watch it

8:05:- to give context to the head line, the couple went on the Jeremy Kyle show to have a sibling test. Unlike paternity tests, which test's for who the dad is, this test's whether two people are siblings or half siblings. The head line pretty much tells you what happened. All I'm guessing that there was a lot of awkward questions at the next family gathering.

"Whenever you feel useless, remember that grey carpets like me exists" -Carpet

2:25 they didn't think to pull the handle UP rather than push it down

6:07 Maybe now he'll learn not to rob people's houses. 😂

16:10 low insulin is an indicator of undiagnosed diabetes. I don't think there is a condition that would give you an insulin overdose.

Longtime love? She’s 23, hopefully that longtime was less than 5 years cause that’s illegal

What differdnce does it make that Dane Cooks girlfriend is 23? Is she an adult? Yes . Is it consentual, I'm assuming it is. Then mind ya business

13:08 Clocky meet my Glocky.

1:12 CHAD 💯

0:00 Obi-Wan Kenobi : *[ VISIBLE CONFUSION ]*

0:15 srsly what is dude´s name? Johio?

2:50 I wanna do this so bad

21:16 please explain why this one is wrong?? Am I missing something?

0:12 Me : You leave my boy Jew Mexico alone... he didn't hurt anyone.

9:41 “Shut up Meg”

Technically, chivalry was a set of rules for how knights should behave so it didn't apply to commoners. It was established by the Catholic Church to counter an endemic of violence. As such, the rules for how they treat women/ladies was to keep them from being violent. So... "Don't be rude to another man's wife or daughter and you won't have to worry about a fight." Just saying, it *really* doesn't apply to "strong independent women". Edit: just for clarification, it wasn't that they were necessarily worried about how they knights treated women. It was so other knights wouldn't get violent when annoyed at how their sister, mother, wife or other woman they cared about was treated. So, again, it *really* doesn't apply to "strong independent women who don't need no man" as they don't have a man who would be offended and violent on their behalf.

Hol'up wait a minute something aint right

10:00 I was expecting reply to involve girl's dad, but alas it was about a lollipop.

12:41 I was not expecting the end

9:29 Behold the ultimate lifeform!

Oh. Don't mind me, I am trying to figure out what's wrong with the Hurricane Tip.

If it weren't for the whole long time love thing, I'd give him a pass. I dated a guy 27 years older than me when I was 22 but I'd only known him for 2 years. Not a whole lot of wiggle room at 23. 🤣🤣

As an MBTI nerd (INTJ btw), I was very surprised about that 12:03 manage to get here. If you don't know what MBTI types are, just write me a comment and I will explain it to you.

10 years is my max adult dateing age range adult dateing starting at 20. Ie if 30 dateing a 20year olds ok not ideal but ok But past 10 years and nothats just wrong.

Inironicly interesting!

HOL’ UP.

20:25 "Hurricane tip: ..." Why do I see bloody fingers?

4:43 Sad part is, im pretty sure she looks like that because of a condition where your legs stay skinny but the rest builds up fat easily. Saw it irl once with someone.

What if I said “HOLD UP” instead of “HOL’ UP” 😂😏

At least my girl isn't built like Carl, from Aqua Teen Hunger Force!

9:06 I- damn

Did Dane Cook raise her? Is that what "long time love" means in this scenario? 😂😟🤢

2:31 why is lgbtq semi blurred out?

Jalaska

9:50 Bro... How ?

Sponges are Asexual, which puts SpongeBob as part of the LGBTQ+

I'm going out on limb, here, but who names his son Juerto Rico, and how does he get game with a name like that?

Good doggies

0.00 so ? it doesn't matter how old the man/woman is as long as the other partner is above the age of consent.

Hi my name is gay I mean jay

13:38 Capybara

6:02 i am from australia and cant confirm about that but cu*t is very used

If by long time they mean 5 years or less than sure

0:01 What's the problem? Age gap?

Why does shoplifter have to be censored bro who gonna get offended 😭😭😭

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sapnu puas. Rotate your phone.

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10:52 when women say that all men are after is sex. me: whose fault do you think it damn is y'all decided to eat an apple from a damn snake

First time I got here early

damn

Why’d you black out “lgbtq” are you homophobic or something?

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