WORST Christmas Movies on Tubi 

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The fact that not one but TWO of the movies had cancelling a life subscription is INSANE

21:18 "I'm the Abominable Snowman Keeper, and _heeee_ was the only family _I'veeverknoooownnnnnnn!"_ _"YOU_ now know the pain ofwhatit feels like to have yo' insides _rrrrrrripped ouuuuttt!"_ An icon. A legend. Best actor ever. Celebrities can shove aside, Abominable Snowman Keeper is the next top star.

The budget for Christmas with Cookie was $1,000. And according to IMDB, most of that went into Cookie’s makeup

I gotta say, the filmmakers on Christmas with Cookie really have potential. That forced perspective on the first abominable snowman scene? Basically perfect.

As an aspiring filmmaker, I can only dream of making a movie as amazing as Christmas with Cookie

Child: Mommy, why aren't there any presents this year? Mom: Because Santa played a drinking game with terrible Christmas movies and died of alcohol poisoning.

I fucking love movies like Christmas with Cookie where you can tell the people involved only had $10 and a vision. It’s unironically such a pure form of creativity.

“I’m haunted by my own inadequacies” is how I’m starting every conversation from this point forward lmao

Watching a curly haired non binary santa getting wasted watching christmas movies is a new sentance that will never be used again

"I am haunted by my own inadequacies." is a banger of an opening line.

There's no way the actors in Christmas with Cookie weren't laughing with every scene. I refuse to believe they made that movie with the intention of it being as good as possible

Their commitment to wear the beard the whole time is so impressive

i can’t believe funkyfrogbait is santa. this is unbelievable

ok but... santa being sucked by a vortex in the sky while giving presents is such a good idea for a absurdist weird fun movie

Honestly. 'Rest of the world dies, and Mr. And Mrs. Claus survive and wander the earth alone' is absolutely metal.

I keep laughing at the step dad's reaction to finding Noah under his car and Trey finding Sophia about to delete herself.

The Santa costume is hilariously a polar opposite of their personality I love it

Tubi’s movies have the general vibe of finding out the Mona Lisa was shredded to paper mache a child’s piñata

i thought the censored thing at 7:20 was a viibrator and my hopes were crushed

the difference between their total chill sober narration and absolutely pissed live reactions is sending me lol

I know exactly what Trey was rolling up but I think it’s 1000x funnier to believe he’s rolling weed in green construction paper-

I'm 100% certain Christmas with Cookie is the said fever dream Sophia's Dad had while having that conversation with the Zombie Racoon.

16:52 No but, why did the kid get arrested?! You're telling me he got arrested for running??

15:34 that cut from him screaming had me struggling 😂

It’s the most wonderful time of the year: when my favorite commentary RU-vidrs talk about terrible Christmas movies

Watching them wear a Santa costume while making fun of bad Christmas movies is pure gold Edit: people just accept that their pronouns are they/ them and move on please 😭

The fact that there are so many movies with tons of money and no ideas, then there's Christmas with Cookie, which is tons of ideas and no money, gives me life. More of that please.

Christmas with Cookie was wild. Why was santa wearing a mask? Aside from the fact its probably a handful of people being different characters with masks to cover that up given the budget of course.

There are two types of Christmas movies: "Christmas is about family and love and not all about the gifts" "Wacky illegal shenanigans that cause several deaths and thousands of dollars in damage (Christmas DLC)"

Watching FunkyFrogBait slowly get more wasted while reacting to the movies was funny as hell to me Edit: didnt expect this comment to blow up but i'm glad it did

18:51 Mf what cooking channel did we stumble upon

Watching them get progressively more plastered throughout the video is hilarious 😭😭

I can't tell if Christmas with Cookie is more or less coherent with the holiday spirit influence. What a masterpiece

Watching funky slowly intoxicate themselves and get more and more wild with every scene is the most hilarious thing I’ve seen all day ☠️☠️

Christmas With Cookie is a true masterpiece. The filming, the editing, the production and locations combined are just truly inspiring and emotional. I was very moved by the plot, and shed a few tears. It deserves an Oscar for its great performance.

nothing like watching funky get progessivally more drunk while watching bad Christmas movies while they're dressed as santa clause

I think I speak for everyone when I say we NEED a movie review series where you watch bad budget films while, uh, "full of Christmas spirit". I haven't been feeling too festive and omfg this made my entire day

tubi honestly has some cult classics, undiscovered gems, and ABSOLUTE HEINOUS CRIMES AGAINST HUMANITY in their movie library, let me tell ya lol.

I didn't know I needed a Funky drunk Santa in my life, but now I can't imagine a Christmas without a Funky drunk Santa

Funkyfrogbait just losing their mind while the most horrid Christmas movie plays is the best thing I think I’ve ever seen.

Funky in a Santa costume is the only good surprise.

Watching very bad Christmas movies on Tubi in a Santa costume while insanely drunk is such a vibe

9:15 (timestamp) As someone who used to work at a spirit Halloween, I can 100% confirm we had coin scarves EXACTLY like that in our store.

I have met one person named Rock. I swear to God I am not lying when I tell you they named his twin brother Roland and called him Roll for short. Rock 'n Roll.

Honestly, the guy almost error 404'ing his life in the first movie made it 100x better. After coming back the last movie was hilarious and i need to watch it myself.

Ah, yes. What's a good Christmas movie without suicide?

20:21 pretty much explains the entire plot of Supernatural

No but seriously I am unironically IN LOVE with the Abominable Snow Keeper's performance, genuinely the greatest thing I have ever seen, I aspire to act like that in future productions with all my heart

i cant get over 15:40 just. the cut off scream

I DID NOT expect them to wear the suit the whole time that’s some dedication 😭

19:43 colleen hoover would like this movie

16:08 “woahhhh damnnnnnn” I am dying

I’ve always been on the naughty list. Wait.. what do you mean my parents just never bothered to buy me presents because they don’t love me?!

Fun fact: both the north and south poles are already a desert. They're called polar deserts. However, having hot, arid deserts around the poles on Earth is essentially impossible through normal means, global warming wouldn't be able to do that.

14:53 not the grandpa wearing overalls w no shirt underneath 😂

Merry Christmas!! Thanks for always making my day with your amazing videos 😊❤

if someone doesn't barge in and yell "oh daaaaaaaamn" while i'm d*ing like the second movie's self ouchie wowie scene i'm coming back to life and doing it again

I’ve been completely obsessed with their content this month and I feel like the delight of seeing them in a Santa costume is my Christmas present from them

13:22 Trey is actually a common nickname for the third of a name. Trey is derived from Tres which is Latin for three and started in Europe centuries ago.

Idk if this makes sense but the abominable snowman keeper is delivering his lines like an auctioneer.

I honestly started laughing uncontrollably when you did. WHO IS THIS DIRTY MAN?!

You know it’s a good day when funky frog posts ❤

Please give this man some Chapstick 14:05 😭

22:05 he went into the mouth like Mario going down the pipes 😂😂

"Ooh Those elves did a good job." Had me rolling! keep up the good work!

I love when they dress up for the themes of their videos, it’s always so funny and adds a lot to the video (at least in my eyes)

After watching this, I immediately had to go watch Christmas with Cookie. That was 1000% worth watching! I love the rap Cookie does too. There’s also the other movies “Christmas with Cookie: Locked Away” and “Christmas with Cookie: The Watching”. The abominable snowman keeper is played by Evan T. Mack if anyone was wondering.. 🎄🎅☃️

Nothing could have prepared me for Christmas with Cookie...thank you for making my day a little better!

Christmas is that time of the year where commentary youtubers all make a video about the worst christmas movies they could find, and i fucking love it

8:05 my exact reaction to all these films.

11:30 “MIAAA SOPHIAAAAAAA YOU STOLE MY HEARTT~ AND THEN I SHARRRR - TAHEDD~ soFIAA-“ “oh mY GOd” all and all great video like always cally! I am a little late but you can feel that Christmas spirit any time of the year!

12:07 holy shit i thought that was Snerixx for a second 😢😢

7:31 ngl i thought it was smth else that was long and had to be censored-

I can't believe they did a collab with santa himself for this vid, how jolly

I saw one on tubi that was a cartoon, and it was santa and 2 reindeer awfully rendered. They would sing songs and dance and at times it looked like their limbs were being twisted off amd contorted. Genuinely terrifying. Definitely low budget and the audio was insane

imagine considering ending your subscription of existence and someone spots you, and their only reason is “OOOOH DAYYYMMN…”

Man, Funky’s laugh is so contagious. I could barely make it through the video without a good old chuckle

I honestly think you should make more low budget bad movie reviews, they’re really enjoyable. Love your content!

The way Cali laughs reminds me of Dolly Parton. Just, it’s such a pure laugh, it makes me smile:)

“This is a very localized snowstorm” HAD ME FUCKING ROLLING

Merry Christmas Funky, we appreciate the time and effort you put into your videos. When I see you post, it makes my entire day better.

your videos make my day even when my judgmental family talks crap about everyone during the holidays

christmas with cookie has the same vibe as velocipastor which is the single greatest movie ever made i love it with all my soul

the way funky starts screaming at 7:24 is the best thing ever

Funky Claus is so funky fresh that I suddenly started ascending and my dads baldness was suddenly cured

"Please, please, this is a business dinner. Don't call me the space cowboy or the gangster of love. Please...call me Maurice."

Funky becoming unhinged as the video goes on as a nonbinary, alcoholic Santa Claus is pure entertainment.😂

i like how you got too drunk to even continue the drinking game, you looked so zoned out 🤣

Thank gods. Something to watch while I work this dead as fuck shift at a sandwich shop.

their reactions absolutely choke me i love this channel so much

4:30 While I doubt this is why they did it, *technically* it is possible for a black mother to make a completely white looking baby. I’ve seen examples of it before, as long as the genes are in there it’s possible-even throwback genes can resurface sometimes. I have an aunt who’s basically white with a typical black nose-and she’s freckled all over. When she goes blonde or brunette you wouldn’t know what she was immediately tbh. Also her parents are both dark skinned, but apparently she got her genes from like her great grandmother who was light. Humans are weird🤷🏾

“Takes his ‘Rooty McShooty’, to Cancel his Life Subscription!” THAT CRACKED ME UP in ALL THE WEIRD WAYS!

Thank you for doing what you do. I've been super depressed, found your channel recently, and it's felt great going through all your content and laughing.

I adore Tubi. It's the bargain bin of streaming services. I sift through it, looking for gems. Black Christmas 1974 is there :)

" it was at this moment when i just started to get bored-" *ad* That is annoyingly perfect timing☝

24:00 I always get sad when I hear the end credits song, but I will remember this for future viewings 😭

This has made me realise that I need to do a shoddy Tubi movie marathon tonight. Happy Holidays Funky 🐸🐸

Holy shit this drinking game is deadly. I'm glad you were taking sips and not shots.

I'm not gonna lie, the delivery of that "Ohhhh daaaaamn" at 15:56 had me nearly dying