Trying to Play MAGIC Underwater - Ten Minute Power Hour 

I'd really expect a stalker to have gotten that pun faster. Do better or we'll have to revoke the restraining order.

_Holy _*_SHIT_* Nice pun. 👍

pupinia?

I thought it was bc they were in a pool...

@@acus9112 Sometimes a thing can mean two things.

Arin: I dunno I just guessed Narrator: he didn't

Eyahm HxH narrator: “Arin did not, in fact, guess”

How did he do it?

Rainman

@@spicyraideranimations I would guess he grouped the letters like magic=5, the=3, gather=6, ing=3 and added them as units... Or he's just way smarter than all of us which is probably it

That one girl just threateningly brandishing her cannon clearly in view.

this is like a yugioh shadow game why arent there more gimmicky card games

The council shall decide your fate

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I am so pleased ;_;

4:47 was my personal favorite moment of her. So cute.

1 thousandth like

Everyone wants to be Allie, myself included

O

Poor Dan...

aight well no one is allowed to like this comment anymore.... (420 likes)

@@danielkaniewski727 420 people didnt losten to you

D A N N Y, he cries almost all the time!

@@kingjulian.r5748 ;(

Zachary Alvarez ah I see what you did there 😉

Wholesome

Zachary Alvarez and might be gay

Yeah?

Zachary Alvarez I can hear this comment

“I don’t why I thought ducking into the water would protect me from the water”

*arises from king arthur’s grave mound* 1. sudden pressurised jet of water hitting you is less comfortable than a lower pressure slide into a large body of water 2. the jets are immediately neutralised by it

He used the water to destroy the water

5 feet apart cause they're *not gay*

@@RageTastesLovely Dan is half gay.

Diverse Zebra could you imagine if they were Gay..... could you imagine

alternate title: two moist bois in a pool doing moist things to eachother

@@diversezebra6754 wait really..?

At @6:36 you can feel the palpable displeasure of Danny. He almost looks like Squidward.

"Oh? You're approaching me?" "I can't cast Pack Mastiff without geting closer."

"Ho oh than come as close as you like"

Is that a JoJo reference?!?

“What other consequences would there be?”

Spicy Boi when

4:07

OMG UR RIGHT

You do know Dan hasn't been playing for 25 years right?

25 years and he taps with vigilance...hes big dumb

MTG has a small degree of skill and experience involved in actual play. Most of the skill and experience comes down to deck building, which also comes down to a combination of luck and money. Most of the game itself comes down to luck - who draws what.

​@@Nebafyer_DandD That's incredibly wrong. There is a luck aspect to it, but if you build a deck well and know how to use it, there is a lot of deep strategy about how to use your resources to the best of your ability and gain an advantage. Different stragegies exist, such as aggressive, low mana decks that revolve around overwhelming your opponant before they get a chance to get built up, or control, which wins through dragging out a game and generating "card advantage" until you can win with a threat that they can't easily respond to. As for deckbuilding, there is a cost factor in there, but at a friendly or local level, you can create a competitive standard legal deck for rather cheap. Even in the oldest formats, which include lots of rare and expensive cards, there exist 'budget friendly' decks, such as soul sisters, Red Deck Wins (essentially a better version of Arin's deck), Mono-Red Burn (not the same as RDW), and green stompy (basically what Dan was playing) Skill and experience are actually quite crucial to winning a game of magic. Yes, a better deck piloted by a worse player can win against a poor deck piloted by a good player, but if you had a beginner playing a $4k 4 color control deck against a master playing $100 burn, I'm putting all of my money on burn.

@@navypilot47 I said there was a skill aspect to the game, but also a luck one. The strongest strategies either rely fully on that luck, or mitigate as much of that luck put as possible, but even in a well made deck, there is a chance you get two mana in your hand, and the rest is ~ half down the deck. Not much skill involved in a win over that (why tournaments are often played best of multiple matches). As for deck building, the luck aspect is for sure down to what you get from packs, or finding that rare card for your deck. The rest is down to skill and cost. All the skill in the world isnt gonna beat a combination of skill and disposable income when it comes to MTG. Modern can help to mitigate that, but it is not perfect, especially as you get twards the end of a modern life cycle where you have the power creep coming in hard (why they entirely scrap modern every 5ish years).

Like he said, a lot of money!

Lmao I immediately went to tcgplayer to price it too. Max $0.42 depending on the edition 😂😂

"Dan's wet mammoth: $69" It's a quote so you know it's true

"Slightly Waterlogged"

*has the black lotus and it gets covered in water* Dan: i hate my life

And Dan's small "thank you".

Now if they have a beach episode and a hot springs episode, they officially become an anime.

The truest of animes always have a beach or pool episode

They should have known

Just makes them have to buy more/again, what's bad for their business about that? Plus, if other peopledo that, no doubt they'll also get backup cards or idk, protect them fully and maybe now pool/water magic the gathering is gonna become a thing? I suddenly want to idk why lol. But with less card burial. :( I don't even know shit about Magic but oof, my card loving soul hurt. I don't like destroying even the wraps of my Pokémon card packs lol

Sounds about right.

i was in pain watching this entire episode... those poor cards :(

wotc should just make plastic cards for pool magic

Pretty sure Arin died that turn and they flubbed it since Dan attacked with both and he didn't block

WATER DEATH SQUAD FIRE!

skip 8:48 that lady is angry

@@MrSatyaloka That's her aiming face. In the next shot she's smiling.

Spent the entire video watching Ali bob around like a 5 year old having the time of their life.

@@ringosis Prince Ali XD

I like how Aron is the only one who is actually trying to play the game.

I can never see this video as anything but that now. I thank you

now that I think about it it does lol

Don't worry, they got the decks from Coast and they were relatively recent cards lacking in the big value legacy cards command.

@@draexian530 Okay this makes me feel somewhat better

@@shade7014 even more than that, these are planeswalker decks, they literally gave these out for free. to anyone who asked.

But are they milk chocolate Miltons?

Andrew Pappas Yes, but do not eat them they are very poisonous. They are for decoration only.

Oh No I have already eaten the Chocolate Milton!

@@ryanstotsky1261 do not eat

They could afford a pool

It can't be a real 10mph then.

It's all because WotC is paying them to not eat the delicious cards. It's a conspiracy straight from MaRo!

He drank from the cup full of pool water, that counts in my book

Yes let’s chastise him for taking care of his immune system for once instead of putting the most likely germified cards in his mouth. You know, the ones he put his hands all over. But YAY he drank dirty pool water that means he’s a GOOD Boi

Bruh pool water kills bacteria. So anything on his hands would be dead. That's why you always feel so dry and bleh when you're dried off because the chlorine

Until you get to the last minute and a half of the video, in which case he is a very gorgeously sexy man with luxurious wet locks. I have no shame. He is a sight to behold.

@@ghoulisnotaghost7982 That he is!!!! 😍

@@vannahvengeance7903 I am glad that I'm not alone in my uncomfortably deep admiration for a man of considerable age. Edit: I'm specifying: uncomfortable for other people, not me. Again, no shame.

@Crotchwhistle Purple absolutely not. What 10 year olds do you know even say that? I'm just aware of the fact that he is a middle age man and regardless of the age I am (which is more than half his), it's inappropriate to partially crush on him. Especially since he has a lovely girlfriend.

I can totally see Arin crushing on Chandra, too.

@@LaceNWhisky Unfortunately, Chandra is into the "decidedly male"

Does anyone have any idea on how much that card was worth? I'm dying to know! 😂

Mallory Harack I wouldn’t pay more than 15 cents for it lol

@@malloryharack301 0.43$ ... 😂😂😂😂😂

Mallory Harack it was in the beginner sets so there's a bunch around

really? because I am crying.

Planeswalker decks dont count

They use cheap cardboard nowadays anyways so half the cards are bent and ruined before they even come out of the packs.

JackSpadesSenpai makes me upsetti that the cards act like spaghetti

@@deliciou5977 Only the foils usually come bent out of pack

Thats why you embroider them.

Even the tiny hat has a tiny hat that protects him from the acid rain!

​@@bovvsette7996"Pink!💦"

I think maybe they meant 3 blasts from the water cannons?

Or andres the water elemental

There already are people making custom mtg cards so it would be great to see someone make cards based off this episode

Grump card in the next un-set plz

Exactly what I was thinking

Also make the cards waterproof and add a new mecanic that has to do with water

I'm up for it

Feat. Matt Mercer

IT FEELS SO REAL

but for real Dragons in Places 2 w h e n

Creb volcano**

habit, i guess! i do the same shit when i'm not playing arena. i also forget to draw cards. i'm a hot mess and if my opponents weren't so nice to me to remind me of the things i should be doing (to my benefit) i would have Zero Cards and No Winning Energy

a true magic player

He didn't mean only 2 cannons fire, he meant all the cannons fire 2 times. Confused me too at first :p

That's how u know it's good content

The kfc one too

i didn’t realise this was sponsored until I came back to rewatch and realised

@@RU-vidPizzer Same, legit my 3rd or 4th time watching this and I had no fkn clue.

@@squallsrapture Its literally the first thing they say

Tell me about it: bro should have sacc'd to deal lethal to the troll

I was not prepared for how hot things would get when I first saw this video 😳

Same

When I saw the one floating I literally screamed

Corvus almost as bad as card games on motorcycles

morgan megurine Damn it you beat me to it😂

i was actually getting hurt as Dan tried to shield himself with the cards

MicManGuy Stanford prison experiment

MicManGuy not me, he was very annoying

3 year later but had a passing thought and had to share... What if show feet guy was deathly afraid of water.

Slapping stuff out of hands is like the funniest visual gag in history

*Danny immediately proceeds to tap creatures with Vigilance*

Oversimplified correction: "Be still me beating heart"

@@edgehead62888 WHICH DID NOT EXIST IN 1994. SO HIS STORY CHECKS OUT.

@@hedgededge1436 If he only played in 94 that would make sense, but he's played SINCE 94, so he should know. Besides, it was just me teasing him ;)

@@hedgededge1436 magic came out in 1993

Rival Minds I'm glad I wasn't the only one provoked by his hair lmao

Jess91296 the hair and shirt combo Is what got me

Especially now that he's legitimately obsessed with it

Literally a shonen protagonist

Omg same

when dan slapped the deck in the water at the start i legit panicked

waterLAWGED

If it makes you feel any better these are like the $12 planeswalker intro decks, not a lot of value was lost here.

@@navypilot47 I figured but I just imagined my deck being knocked In the water and about died.

Hard same.

Good news, they are intrinsically worthless!

Nah they are using basic ass decks. Pool decks, one could say.

The card in the thumbnail looked worse than the cards in the video

Hey man, at least they aren't playing with Mana crypts and mox diamonds over there.

The mana pool no longer technically exists

@@squidlump I don't know what you are talking about. The mana pool still exists, they just stopped adding "... to your mana pool" when you have an effect that adds mana to it. If it stopped existing then Omnath 1.0 and Kruphix wouldn't work anymore.

Thankfully they rectified that after the cut. xD

Also also Dan: "I attack with my two 2/2s!" Also also also Dan: "Yeah, you're taking two damage"

To be fair, I've been playing pretty consistently for a decade and I still make that mistake sometimes. It's just easy to get in the mind set of "This set of creatures is attacking, so I'm gonna turn them sideways to show that they're attacking."

My life died when that happenwd

i hope i wasn't the only one screaming at my tv and throwing things

Cherry Sexbang me too

SHE'S IN THE SHARK

I was thinking the same thing!

I KNOW I WAS WATCHING HER THE WHOLE TIME

She is so flippin cute.

it might be habit, since not every creature has vigilance and its easy to overlook. i forget to do the same stuff, and even my most experienced mtg friends will forget to factor in counters or activate abilities.

tbf, Vigilance wasn't a thing in 1994. Only Serra Angel had it, and that was a white card.

Uh yeah that was the ENTIRE point

No, Danny needs to unleash his character, Lord Danniquin Sexbang, King of Slamalot, wielder of Sexcalibur.

If Ross can do it, I'd love to see how devilish he can get

@@cameronaberner yes ross is the dungeon master

You know that Arin and some of the other grump crew already played DnD and put it up on youtube right?

Yeah, that was a great little series.

I like how your name has jojo and your profile pic is homestuck

Same xD

Right?

I very uncomfortably thought I turned gay for a second.😱🤢🤮

And it was so cute and chill too, I enjoyed it.

Dan not playing a Blue deck with it being his favorite color hurt, tbh. Couldve been the two Grump colors (or close to it).

Tcj333 isn’t blue a mill deck?

@@jacobgarvey11 Not necessarily. Each color has a set play style to it, and Blue is mostly about 'Control' or making sure that the flow of the game follows what you want. That's why Blue tends to have the most counter-spells and cards that bounce things back to your opponents hands. That's not to say you can't run a mono-Blue Aggro deck though, since there are always cards to make things work. One of the great things about Magic is that it's a super versatile and creative game in terms of deck building.

@@jakewilliger8071 he means the blue Planeswalker precon deck, like the decks they were playing.

Dan DID seem to indicate that green and blue is his favorite deck color combination in that one quote where he said he had some decks that would "make you cry."

At 8:40 Arin takes 2 damage and gets 7 water cannons tho

Well arin is their boss

If it makes you feel any better these are like the $12 planeswalker intro decks, not a lot of value was lost here.

Same, I understand that compared to a lot of others those decks aren't that special but It still made me a tad anxious

FlyingPeanutKnight right?

wait...you guys aren't paying to watch this video?........

@Mochi's Game Hut He clearly meant the more beautiful Andres

they said who he was in the video, but i can understand why you might be distracted-- that's Andres

You called?

I was thinking the same thing, like, I wish she was somehow more a focus in this video, cus goddamn lol

Oh hey nitro. Idk how but I come across you everywhere I go on the internet lol

Art in its purest form

That'd be dumb.

Just as bad

If you properly double sleeve, you could totally play in the pool, like, underwater. But that wouldn't be fun.

Also these were just cheap starter decks so its fine

Right? My favorite moment of the video.

Kit Sterling You obviously haven't seen the way I play.

@@etsanurmth3787 ...you tease.

I have..... Lesbian strip MTG! ;)

Clearly my friend you've never played Yugioh than

Nice

Odima16 I’m so glad you pointed this out, 10/10 wholesome 💖

Can't like, it's at 69. *Nice*

She slooooowly floated over and it was adorable

Pron hub intro starts playing

@Tree Sapp That's Leighton Gray. Don't be creepy, Tree.

Leighton lookin like a snack.

@@jolvergan7878 that's the better way to phrase it. She is a beautiful talented snack

Leighton has wonderful baps and even more wonderful artistic talent

@Tree Sapp Can women be white knights? Don't think so, bud.

@Crotchwhistle Purple 1, ten month old comment. 2, I'm sure they're quite aware, genius. No one needs to chill.