Tuesdays With Stories w/ Mark Normand & Joe List -  

LOL, that’s exactly what I thought they’d start doing when I saw the outfits they were wearing this week!

Is list tall?

@@Josepheus_Hallelujah 6' 3"

That queasy Queef be packin too. Sheesh

Shorty shorts arent helping

He’s smuggling Greg in there

@@Mrsmp2000 it's a smug fit

😂😂😂

I do it everyday, it's fine. Green Hulks are not benzos, their Vicodin (painkillers...) Dan is a dumbass

Yeah usually I don't listen to comment section knowledge but absolute fax, paramedic I knew told me that booze and benzos is a great way to accidentally wake up dead

@@matguerra333 haha mate I've done it many times too but every day? really not that fine bud 😂

@@matguerra333 ya but you will have to have dialysis when you are 40 cause your liver is funked up

@@sketcharmslong6289 if you don't wake up dead, you're waking up with a criminal record

Yeah like I was laughing but it's like jesus, dude. Don't die please.

Joe really yelled at him off camera, because he’s a good dude. The random pill game is beyond dumb, and this guy already drinks too much. Not good

@@j.b.7133 damn didnt kno u were there..

@@MaxBeamer correct

he was fishing for a bit imo

You gotta search “we might be drunk” because they finally have a handle and don’t both upload it anymore. It’s up! And as always, great.

Mark got a big ol Xanny bar.. those green ones are rare these days...

@@PearlDrumsHead no no that’s why fentanyl is so dangerous. It’s being snuck into everything on the black market. U think you’re taking a benzo or a low dose opiate, it’s laced w/ fentanyl, u go to sleep forever. Happens every day.

@@PearlDrumsHead my last comment bc you’re boring me- I never implied Mark took fentanyl. I said he’s lucky he’s alive bc it could’ve been. Take it away fatty!

he’s lucky to be alive in general. he probably did just take too much xanax, mixing benzos with booze is so damn dangerous and makes you blackout and you don’t remember a thing

He should be a crotch model

fuck yeah.

@Cody Heckert I should have said Reckless perhaps... So many stories where a lot of things could go wrong since the start and he still goes for it haha

While you're at it, quit eating random bung!! HA!! U queef!

Agreed. Joe feels the same way I bet

There's green ones, different mg

Incredible hulks, green 5mg bars

Any RX's that are white are normally generic, the green / yellow bars are name brand Xanax. For instance when Joe mentioned he did xanax all the time "back in the day" those were most likely the .25mg or .5mg's and generix it sounds like this dude hooked up Mark w real deal Bars which is WAY more MG's than what most "non-initiated" as I call them (aka non drug addicts) are used to seeing. But yes generic bars are normally white, and are easily divided into 3-4 doses.

@@SurrealiS yeah i mean a whole bar on top of booze is a recipe for disaster regardless. This queef better be careful, we cant lose him!

Yea I've had my run in with benzos few years ago. Lost some friends to it and from it. I hope he quits while he's ahead. He's already got the drinking habit. Hulk and school buses are usually laced af. Fucking Russian roulette.

thanks dad

Holy shit, I don't often make a face when I'm by myself listening to people who can't see me, but my face was contorting like a clown and agaping like a porn whore when I heard this story of a man who not only tells people where to go on vacation, but lived in a world of Bizarro Gerry where Berlin was somehow the mistake and FRANKFURT was the place to be. Glad Joe didn't List-en. Berlin is one of the best towns in Europe and Frankfurt isn't even on the List, Joe.

Lmfao

Yeah he totally took 3-4 Bars like they were blue footballs and turned into a zombie. I think he either was really stupid with his dosing and took em while he was wasted or they guy hooking him up didn't properly explain how powerful those things are

Also that dude who was with him the whole time and hooked him up, the ex-addict," is either the coolest guy on the planet and a lifesaver or totally drugged him to professionally"leap-frog." I.e-He used Mark's face to login to his phone and get a mainline to the manager, probably established a relationship for saving Mark's weekend, instantly has a wild story and "clout" within the Comedy community, etc. The list goes on but I just got a funny feeling about this one

@@jacobrouton7709 the ex addict was the host, the opener was getting him the help

Had to stare at Joe's package for an hour straight.

Same thing here man except I'm what the gays refer to as a "disgusting fat person." Not bragging 🥴

Hey took a few of them too

thank you! all these dumb comments are so annoying.. the green rectangular Xanax thats scored into 4 segments is the 2mg alprozolam mark is probably used to taking the .5 mg football shaped xanax pills.. if youre not used to it and take an entire “hulk” especially after drinking you can be out for 2 days.. sleepiness, memory loss and acting silly/ lowered inhibitions are the most common effects, not fentanyl (aside from the sleep), and fent wont last that long, PLUS! they dont normaly counterfeit the hulks or the blue xanax bars(yet) for a few reasons that i wont get into, the white and yellow are the most counterfeited xanax. not to mention texas generally is known as the regions supplier of authentic pills sourced from the thousands of crooked docs, pill mills, and pharmaceutical storage facilities where millions of pills seem to vanish from every year..

Glad I found some normal people here! Jesus Christ, considering this is a nsfw comedy podcast you’d think some folks would have some experience with recreational drug use. Haha.

@@3sheekfpv976 Not sure where you are but here in canada the green hulks and yellow buses are very popular to be pressed/counterfeited, usually it is flualp instead of alprazolam, or some other analogue. Actually almost all xanax available from the black market here is pressed and is rarely just alprazolam.

@@3sheekfpv976 why wouldn't they counterfeit the blue or green? Curious.

You are easily impressed huh.

Thank you

the green hulks off the street have always made me puke and black out so I see where mark is coming from, if he had a schoolbus(yellow 2mg) he might not have had such a great tale!

Those bitches were pressed. They didn't come from a pharmacy.

The white ones are the lowest .25

That's why I started perusing the comments.

He took more than one bar lol

He died from a green hulk overdose