Tuesdays With Stories w/ Mark Normand & Joe List -  

We need that fight story tho. Then I'll send money on patreon

I just found a cat at a park and I took him home and idk what to do:( he's malnourished but cuddly and sweet and currently hiding in my garage. He sat on my lap almost 2 hours other than the occasional wander around the back seat. He kept meowing but as long as I meowed back, he was fine. Idk what to do here

It's happening just as I said it would...the healing phase of being "scared to death" is pneumonia, aka "flu". So as people are released from the solitary confinement of their homes (because of media and government lies based on the fraudulent Germ Theory), and people begin to get happy and feel less stressed, the result will be the healing phase....of pneumonia, flu, colds, general sickness. You can also see the light sensitivity, appendicitis in some, numerous tooth problems and gum swelling, laryngitis, etc. The fear campaign has caused ALL the illnesses, not a Boogey Virus. Every disease is based on the Germ Theory, which was the theory of ONE man over 100 years ago. It was never proven to be 100% valid, and has not even been QUESTIONED again. Why? In order for a theory to be valid, it must be reproduceable in each and every person 100% of the time. Every single person exposed to a "virus" MUST get sick from it 100% of the time, over and over again. It's how you PROVE a theory is valid. This was never done. Scientists used to think witches and witchcraft were valid!! Educated people?? hahaha!! If you cannot "catch" cancer, arthritis or diabetes from another person, then you cannot "catch" a cold or flu. There is no such thing that only SOME diseases are communicable, but not all. It's either all or none of them...they are all based on the same Germ Theory. If you can't “catch" someone's lung cancer, you can't "catch" their colds or flu. Upsetting and distressing events in a person's life is what causes ALL cancer and cancer-equivalent disease, cold, flu, pneumonia, bronchitis, etc. A massive fear campaign will CAUSE people to be "worried sick", but sickness doesn't happen until people resolve their fears. Why do you think kids get sick in October? Because their fear of going back to school and being upset about it finally dissolves, and they get back into their routines. What the media and government is doing to people is criminal. So of course, when everyone is allowed to escape the hostage situation the governments have put their people into, and they start relaxing about the "scary virus" that's not in any way transmissible, they will begin their healing phase (get sick), and the corrupt governments will call it a different “scary” word, a different Boogey Man coming to get you.....repeat the same mistakes that never worked from the beginning, re-institute the same restrictions that only made people more traumatized, and more panic will ensue as well as martial law, a removal of all your rights, and you let it happen. The longer people allow this government to hold them hostage in their homes, the more severe the "sickness" will be. Western Medicine is pure fraud, and people's lives are destroyed because of it. Welcome to the United States of China.

@@zaclikescauliflower2877 any skin infections or fleas? I had a cat just wander in I think it got lost and wouldn't leave the house, or would scratch the door if I shut it after like 10-15 mins (doing her biz). Super malnourished I had to take it to the vet since she kept throwing up, got flea treatment and pills for her not working-well kidney (bout $350 total), then liquid food>jelly food>solid food. Her hair came back nicely but yeah fleas, had to spray the whole house. she was happy after that, more outgoing not scratching all the time, seemed very happy (I think). After all this for 5 months a guy knocks on my door asking if it was my cat, I said no but she won't leave, he said it's his and just took her, I asked for proof but he said I stole her and would come back and beat me up etc. Clawing and scratching at the doors, I felt real bad, also dunno what to do

@@fisty539 I have a couple bites today but I don't think I've seen many on her. And that's crazy, it sounds like that dude isn't someone you need in your life, sucks for the poor kitty though

@@zaclikescauliflower2877 Couple bites in bed or just on sofa, might need to get that under control but it depends. For sure though, never met him before, but yeah it wasn't pleasant. Saw the same cat later on and she ran over wouldn't leave, again accused of stealing. Offered the meds and frontline stuff I got but yeah, sucks for the cat

I turned gay when he said that

@@thedonofthsht76-58 🤣🤣🤣

I spilled my coffee when I heard this one 🤣🤣

That wasn’t funny. What a sick world. Killing a newborn? Wtf

@@colleenann772 what do you think about the October 7th attacks on Israelis launched from Gaza and the Israeli response?

You spooked it!

Yeah! I saw 2 episodes with Louie! Do you remember if there's any more?

Raanan has the objectively worst movie opinions of anyone who discusses film publicly

It's happening just as I said it would...the healing phase of being "scared to death" is pneumonia, aka "flu". So as people are released from the solitary confinement of their homes (because of media and government lies based on the fraudulent Germ Theory), and people begin to get happy and feel less stressed, the result will be the healing phase....of pneumonia, flu, colds, general sickness. You can also see the light sensitivity, appendicitis in some, numerous tooth problems and gum swelling, laryngitis, etc. The fear campaign has caused ALL the illnesses, not a Boogey Virus. Every disease is based on the Germ Theory, which was the theory of ONE man over 100 years ago. It was never proven to be 100% valid, and has not even been QUESTIONED again. Why? In order for a theory to be valid, it must be reproduceable in each and every person 100% of the time. Every single person exposed to a "virus" MUST get sick from it 100% of the time, over and over again. It's how you PROVE a theory is valid. This was never done. Scientists used to think witches and witchcraft were valid!! Educated people?? hahaha!! If you cannot "catch" cancer, arthritis or diabetes from another person, then you cannot "catch" a cold or flu. There is no such thing that only SOME diseases are communicable, but not all. It's either all or none of them...they are all based on the same Germ Theory. If you can't “catch" someone's lung cancer, you can't "catch" their colds or flu. Upsetting and distressing events in a person's life is what causes ALL cancer and cancer-equivalent disease, cold, flu, pneumonia, bronchitis, etc. A massive fear campaign will CAUSE people to be "worried sick", but sickness doesn't happen until people resolve their fears. Why do you think kids get sick in October? Because their fear of going back to school and being upset about it finally dissolves, and they get back into their routines. What the media and government is doing to people is criminal. So of course, when everyone is allowed to escape the hostage situation the governments have put their people into, and they start relaxing about the "scary virus" that's not in any way transmissible, they will begin their healing phase (get sick), and the corrupt governments will call it a different “scary” word, a different Boogey Man coming to get you.....repeat the same mistakes that never worked from the beginning, re-institute the same restrictions that only made people more traumatized, and more panic will ensue as well as martial law, a removal of all your rights, and you let it happen. The longer people allow this government to hold them hostage in their homes, the more severe the "sickness" will be. Western Medicine is pure fraud, and people's lives are destroyed because of it. Welcome to the United States of China.

@@AgendaInMind not reading that

@@Amir.Hendrix agree

It's funny how self conscious Joe is. I've watched his specials 10 times over..... I listened to this podcast 3 times today. And then came home just to see Greg on the vid!

@@Amir.Hendrix I did and got AIDS

nice! ..just had an acid flashback

Dicks out special ep

My B-Day

Praise Allah and kiss me on the lips!

if thatz not gay, i dunno what iz.

I love a big fat fluffy cat. Especially one who can detect a cat hater a mile away. 😂🐱

His brain?? That's literally a tired, hacky boomer joke, I guess you'd love my uncle's brain too

@@GorbyPyet here you are 40 minutes in still watching the podcast😂…your an idiot🤦🏻‍♂️

ohhhhh buddy, look out for greg he's wild! Official 3rd mic gay

Cute thumbnail, too! Mich

We should do bluechew together

Me too, absolutely hilarious to picture Joe in that situation

Can you tell the timestamp

Joe and Mark telling 2-4 stories vs Sam and Mark talking about 261 different topics Ngl I love both anyway

Unpopular opinion, Sam isn't that funny. I know I know, I hate being this guy but he never made me laugh

@@JoeSmoe215 Im with ya pal. COMEDY

@@JoeSmoe215 I disagree. His angles and jokes are solid as fuck. I think that being funny is his job and he wants to be more relaxed when he’s doing a podcast where you drink with a friend. Mark is hilarious, but I feel like he can’t let his mind wander too far or else he gets anxious which is why he never turns the comedy off.

@@Mmarquez911 I understand. I was going off his stand up as well. He just isn't my favorite.

Thank you

Patreon time travel

They're be boppin and scattin and I'll losing it!

Holy hell I spelled Tuesday wrong :(

@@satelliteanthem don'd be sad. u invented a word. iz good day.

I'm gay!

I think that's true, same with rodents (I had chinchillas/rats/hamsters as a kid) *although I think they use other feel senses as well, either way best to check with a vet don't just snip em lol

@Chip Chipperson i gotta story aboot trimmin' whiskerz...but y'all know it. gonna repeat it until yr ear-drumz...POP!!

I’m curious, what type of cookie is it? No Wegman’s near me.

Yes. Two diff kinds of funny, equally effective.