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Twenty-one proto-tanks or tank concepts that never made it to battle. Nice models, but some silly designs.
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Комментарии : 5 тыс.   
@kamekase85
@kamekase85 4 года назад
In defence of DaVinci, he usually drew all his schematics with inherent flaws if they should be stolen, he also wrote all note using mirror so that the text was inverted.
@peterknutsen3070
@peterknutsen3070 4 года назад
In defence of Leonardo. His last name isn’t da Vinci. He didn’t have a last name.
@warc8us
@warc8us 4 года назад
He knew how gears worked. I think he just had a sense of humor about it. I think your idea is correct, that it was intentionally wrong so that if someone stole the drawings and tried to build it, they'd end up with an embarrassing mistake.
@davideb.4290
@davideb.4290 4 года назад
@@peterknutsen3070 da Vinci was used as last name. Many people in Italy had their place of birth as last name
@grayscribe1342
@grayscribe1342 4 года назад
Talhoffer also had some designs that were very difficult to figure out even by modern scholars. It is thought that he used the strange angles and construction mistakes were on purpose. Anyone interested in his designs would still have to pay him for building them. I think the 'tank design' that is pushed by horses was by him and I would be careful to disregard the design. I don't think anyone would wish to challenge the front gun and the side guns (especially if you use small shot) will ensure the enemy will keep his distance. Sure, the horses are vulnerable, but you could use it to force a hole into the enemy formation and if you have it follow up with troops they could provide defense for the horses. He also had a design for a functional diving suit. It is thought that the plan was to get a spy or saboteur through a moat or cross a river among other possible uses.
@dereenaldoambun9158
@dereenaldoambun9158 4 года назад
That's actually pretty clever. Ancient time password.
@petersmythe6462
@petersmythe6462 4 года назад
"The hull and turret could be separated for air transport." The turret looks like it could BE an air transport...
@GrimFaceHunter
@GrimFaceHunter 4 года назад
It looks like those aerodynamic over the roof car storage's.
@Nerobyrne
@Nerobyrne 4 года назад
reminds me of the galaxy-class battle cruisers from Star Trek ^^
@emptank
@emptank 4 года назад
This clearly was meant to fight alongside the flying saucers the army was also researching at the time. The tank would drive up to the battlefield on its economic regular tank engine before the saucer section would lift off and fly into battle returning to hunker down in case nukes started flying or to refule.
@dereenaldoambun9158
@dereenaldoambun9158 4 года назад
That idea is something like an inspiration for the HT-01B Magella Attack tank in MS Gundam 1979.
@AreGeeBee
@AreGeeBee 4 года назад
@@dereenaldoambun9158 A man of culture, I see
@Orious_Jekx
@Orious_Jekx 2 года назад
17:25 * slaps wings on a tank * Russian engineers: Yeah, that seems about right
@Yutyrannid8705
@Yutyrannid8705 2 года назад
That is a good idea though
@bullfrogboss8008
@bullfrogboss8008 2 года назад
Am I the only one who read it with Russian accent?
@bewaffneterfrosch176
@bewaffneterfrosch176 2 года назад
What about battleship with wings or aircraft carrier with wings? Pretty cool. Like mobile airport
@maxvyros432
@maxvyros432 2 года назад
@@bewaffneterfrosch176 how about a carrier for aircraft carriers, things could have been massive
@bewaffneterfrosch176
@bewaffneterfrosch176 2 года назад
@@maxvyros432 And on those carriers there will be planes :D
@MazNator
@MazNator 2 года назад
tzar tank might not've been great, but imagine being in the trenches. You look out and see a line of those thirty-foot-tall monstrosities rolling towards you. Jesus that would be terrifying.
@glitterboy2098
@glitterboy2098 2 года назад
i'm surprised they didn't try putting another set of the big wheels on the back. which seems like it would have resolved the mobility issue. still would have been a terrible tank though.
@The_whales
@The_whales Год назад
Imagine seeing it in battlefield one, even tho it wasn’t in any offensives it would be cool (also for those wondering why I’m completely fine with this, it’s cause if the char c2)
@joeypaulzine3769
@joeypaulzine3769 Год назад
that’s not scary that’s just confusing and kinda goofy
@Hanz13171
@Hanz13171 9 месяцев назад
​@@joeypaulzine3769yea but it would of definitely been a morale breaker
@evernewb2073
@evernewb2073 3 года назад
funny thing about davinci's designs: he intentionally put critical flaws into nearly all of his sketches/renditions/etc because people were *CONSTANTLY* stealing his shit and quite frankly a lot of the stuff he came up with was stuff he never wanted to have actually built. the sucess rates of his actual prototypes and even a lot of the details in his artwork heavily support the idea that the majority of these critical issues were intentional. Tesla was pretty similar come to think of it, for exactly the same damned reason, eddison was quite literally the father of industrialized patent theft to the point where he managed to crowd out and outright kill off most of the thousands of other assholes hounding the area to steal anything trying to make it's way through the patent offices.
@jimodonnelly7762
@jimodonnelly7762 3 года назад
Edison's on record for having more US patents than anyone else, but that's because he'd patent - under his name - anything invented by any of his employees, even if the idea was totally impractical, just in case somebody figured a way to use it. He still gets credit for things he didn't invent.
@evernewb2073
@evernewb2073 3 года назад
@@jimodonnelly7762 and what most of his employees were doing was figuring out ways to make working prototypes of things that other people had tried to patent, or straight up hanging out at the patent office...though I'd imagine most of the literal mobsters working for him weren't on official payroll he also owned most of the newspapers in town and put them to good use.
@BierBart12
@BierBart12 3 года назад
And now, 500 years later, people are finally smart enough to just be mildly annoyed by his intentional design flaws and fix them
@daleunsaque
@daleunsaque 3 года назад
Then Otacon was right when designing REX with a "character flaw"...
@halotrixzdj
@halotrixzdj 3 года назад
I came to say the same about Leo.
@NOVAFrederick
@NOVAFrederick 4 года назад
The Ratte's size is stupid we know.... But c'mon,,, it looks badass. Who wouldn't want to blast a castle to smithereens with that.
@comrade-princesscelestia4907
@comrade-princesscelestia4907 4 года назад
If I ever become a Billionaire, Imma make all the batshit crazy German Wunderwaffen from ww2
@sturmtruppen2353
@sturmtruppen2353 4 года назад
Doctor Doom I don’t think a billion is gonna cut it
@fredygump5578
@fredygump5578 4 года назад
You can test drive it in War Thunder. I've seen a video of it being "tested"....
@LS-sp5hr
@LS-sp5hr 4 года назад
And 14 inch armor? Crew would be pretty safe
@ServantofBaal
@ServantofBaal 4 года назад
It would be sitting at the bottom of a crater before getting in range, unfortunately. Artillery and bombers would have a field day with these
@RebornV3
@RebornV3 3 года назад
at 14:04 "so how large do you want the front wheels to be" "Yes"
@IsseiRaine
@IsseiRaine 2 года назад
"Yes"
@muhammadazim3374
@muhammadazim3374 2 года назад
Tsar : Can i play with that model ?
@stephenbesley3177
@stephenbesley3177 Год назад
Probably the nearest anyone came to armoured warfare in the pre industrial age may have been the Hussites with their protected wagons and horses that converted into mobile forts
@dirpyturtle69
@dirpyturtle69 Год назад
They were definitely not the only ones to do that. War wagons pop up across multiple different civilizations throughout time
@TheNumberOfTheSix
@TheNumberOfTheSix 4 года назад
The idea of battle droids with a british accent is hilarious and I'll never forgive George Lucas for passing up on a wonderful opportunity
@davidwilson6577
@davidwilson6577 4 года назад
This comment made me think of Robot Wars, then I got sad.
@envynemo4170
@envynemo4170 4 года назад
What battletech??
@jimtaylor294
@jimtaylor294 4 года назад
Bah. We Brit's are actually quite proud of our position of cinematic emminence in the portrayal of villainy. Usually the only other demographics for villains is Russian, German, or if desperate Texan or French.
@pwprochazka
@pwprochazka 4 года назад
@@jimtaylor294 The British, German and Russian villains always drive a G-Wagon. Texan bad guy is in a Suburban and the French villains just wander around looking for a ride from someone.
@mrlucky5025
@mrlucky5025 4 года назад
@@pwprochazka lmao Vastly under-rated comment.
@killdeer
@killdeer 3 года назад
Little Wars is so wholesome. The idea that he invented this game to play with his kids and loved it so much they just kept expanding it and adding ideas. In parts he talks about how he needed more terrain so they acquired some handy pieces of lumber. Its really amazing for anyone who is a fan of war gaming.
@Anon26535
@Anon26535 3 года назад
The question is, did Wells ever stat out the Tripods for it?
@bigballzmcdrawz2921
@bigballzmcdrawz2921 2 года назад
The Rattle looks like something straight out of Warhammer 40k.
@vojtechhoracek7704
@vojtechhoracek7704 2 года назад
Let's squeeze no. 22 in there: 1420 and the Hussite war wagons. Technically a proto-APC really, but when equipped with a bunch of handheld guns or howitzers, they could also act as tanks in a defensive role.
@slydiogenes8796
@slydiogenes8796 2 года назад
Except this video is about tanks that never made it to battle.
@retrowave69
@retrowave69 2 года назад
but... they were actually used in battle. And effectively!
@SusCalvin
@SusCalvin 9 месяцев назад
Warhammer Fantasy Battles took those things but GW decided they wanted them mobile. A WFB war wagon is a chariot, armoured horses pull the thing around and it smacks into people. The wagon is a higher platform where a motley crew with pistols, flails and spears can stab down on people. Being 80's Warhammer it is of course brightly coloured with lots of standards and insigna painted on.
@ImLaminarBro
@ImLaminarBro 4 года назад
"I'll be honest, that was a little bit weird"
@JTA1961
@JTA1961 4 года назад
Tanks for sharing 📉😎📈
@drgud3900
@drgud3900 4 года назад
TANKS
@lindybeige
@lindybeige 4 года назад
I had never done one before, and can report that those who came to see me were all very pleasant and seemed to have a much better grasp of how to manage things than I did. No one outstayed his welcome, and it took me about an hour and a half to get through the queue. I now also have a nice lathe-turned wooden pull for my bathroom light-switch.
@andregon4366
@andregon4366 4 года назад
@@JTA1961 I hate you.
@therealcarlxii
@therealcarlxii 4 года назад
The Ratte would fit perfectly into the Warhammer 40k setting.
@InquisitorBoomBoom
@InquisitorBoomBoom 4 года назад
Ratte already have Brethren in Imperium of Mankind.
@ethanblevins1116
@ethanblevins1116 3 года назад
BANEBLAAAAADE!!!
@damienblock6998
@damienblock6998 3 года назад
@@ethanblevins1116 I sense heresy!
@damienblock6998
@damienblock6998 3 года назад
Warhammer 40k would have been perfect for the Ratte.
@HitandRyan
@HitandRyan 3 года назад
Ready to unleash eleven barrels of hell!
@Yetipfote
@Yetipfote 2 года назад
1:31 I like that they used the form of a aries as a ram because they watched nature and saw that aries always ram into stuff effectively. It is cute!
@glassramen
@glassramen 2 года назад
@ 5:02 I would definitely interpret that as an indication that the cannon was able to swivel simply because it isn't drawn or colored like the rest of it. Besides, that'd be much more effective for such a design. I'd also like to make note of how similar it is to antiarmor guns from the past century. Maybe that's where they got the idea from, or it's just such a simple design that makes sense that it was only natural it'd reappear.
@stefanaguinaldosoerensen2355
@stefanaguinaldosoerensen2355 3 года назад
18:39 Imperial Guard engineers furiously taking notes
@TheHiyy
@TheHiyy 3 года назад
(He's talking about the Baneblade)
@lastmanstanding5423
@lastmanstanding5423 3 года назад
Praise To Omnissiah!
@MollymaukT
@MollymaukT 2 года назад
To give you an idea how excessive the Ratte was, it was designed to be 35 m (115 ft) long while the Baneblade is "only" 13.5m (44ft) long
@HORRIOR1
@HORRIOR1 2 года назад
@@MollymaukT Yeah but to be fair, there are tanks larger than Ratte in Imperium's army.
@almachizit3207
@almachizit3207 2 года назад
@@HORRIOR1 not really, unless you're considering titans to be tanks. Imperial tanks only get slightly larger than the Baneblade.
@paulrdgers3914
@paulrdgers3914 4 года назад
18:36 "Apocalypse Tank reporting for duty." "I am the apocalypse." ah red alert, the good ol' days.
@animarthur5297
@animarthur5297 3 года назад
Laughs in Kirov
@bashitizingsmashmaster1155
@bashitizingsmashmaster1155 3 года назад
I didn't have a girlfriend when I was a kid I had *COMMAND & CONQUER*
@Nantosuelta
@Nantosuelta 2 года назад
This is probably one of the Lindybeige videos I've watched the most. There's just something about Lloyd critiquing ridiculous tank designs that never ceases to amuse me
@kalo_vera
@kalo_vera 2 года назад
It's a shame the Ratte was so impractical It looks so cool 😔
@jackCollin403
@jackCollin403 9 месяцев назад
Imagine if they somehow made it effective and usable.
@pizzaismine7307
@pizzaismine7307 7 месяцев назад
Looks like a baneblade, I wonder where he got its inspiration from. Hmmmm
@esasuonborai2593
@esasuonborai2593 3 месяца назад
If it was finished the germans would lose the war faster..
@dappertabby5126
@dappertabby5126 3 года назад
I lost it as soon as he said “11 inch naval guns” while talking about a tank
@sabotabby3372
@sabotabby3372 3 года назад
A tank was hit by a 14 inch AP round in the Korean War iirc
@kazivance3803
@kazivance3803 3 года назад
@@sabotabby3372 source?
@lyndon4610
@lyndon4610 3 года назад
less than a foot long guns in a 50 foot long giant german ratte
@andrewstrongman305
@andrewstrongman305 3 года назад
@@lyndon4610 Seriously? 11 inches is the diameter of the bore. The guns themselves were 51 ft in length. The Ratte would have been 115 ft long. Perhaps Google stuff before you say something stupid?
@lyndon4610
@lyndon4610 3 года назад
@@andrewstrongman305 I know, I was mocking it, WOOOOSH
@door-to-doorhentaisalesman2978
@door-to-doorhentaisalesman2978 4 года назад
"8 demi gods can't move Da Vinci's tank.." Ezio: Hold my wine.
@king.kthebest6158
@king.kthebest6158 4 года назад
Maui: Hold my staff
@joaquinwithers722
@joaquinwithers722 4 года назад
Nice name, I'll take your entire stock
@iarchive.9219
@iarchive.9219 4 года назад
treeleaf_375 nah m8 i already bought em all.
@DraconianGhost
@DraconianGhost 4 года назад
I see you everywhere... WHERE IS MY MERCHANDISE
@northernnugget
@northernnugget 4 года назад
..is this an assassins creed reference? cant tell lmao
@somebod8703
@somebod8703 2 года назад
6:25 This tank design lacks a plank for throwing spies into a sarlacc pit.
@Anthropomorph
@Anthropomorph 2 года назад
16:18 As a child I designed my own tank and it looked VERY similar to this, I feel really good about myself. Hahaha! Now I love your video buuuut on this particular tank? Unless those slits over the guns were added by the person who made the model, and the picture with the plans are made by someone other than the designer, It was designed to where you could see out of it. The tiny vertical slits above all of the cannons and guns were more than enough for someone to be able to see from especially considering the thing is basically two giant wheels. If a forward gunner needed to see something it would be nothing to stop and pivot left and right to pan the area, if the guns could not swing on their own, which honestly it does look like they could. Or even better serpentine until you sight something to shoot. Anything bigger than a slit on a tank is 5 alarm stupid when you actually have to have a person looking out of the literal HOLE in the tank... The only thing that would have honestly have been iffy, was the fact that it was gas tight..... Back then? Gas tight might have translated into AIR-TIGHT... and THAT might be a problem. Especially since I am willing to bet the engine heat alone might have made it unbearable.... Not to mention poor ventilation in the event of exhaust leaks. But who knows? Perhaps they would have worked all of that out? I wanna build one now.
@dcmurphy5157
@dcmurphy5157 4 года назад
4:10 this was intentional so nobody could just steal his design and sell it.
@zoolkhan
@zoolkhan 3 года назад
same for the ratte - it was intentionally designed so large and heavy, no one would have been able to steal it
@merlinwimmer846
@merlinwimmer846 3 года назад
@@zoolkhan it would have required a huge amount of resources, so no one would have been able to steel it
@johnjones5601
@johnjones5601 3 года назад
I too came to clear da Vinci’s name, besides purposefully sabotaging his designs, he also learned to write upside down and backwards to keep his inventions safe
@MazaAzi
@MazaAzi 3 года назад
in a world without patents, they made the thief suffer.
@fulalbatross
@fulalbatross 3 года назад
@Ass Muncher We know he knew how gears work. We know he knew how to translate a design onto paper. We also know it was common practice at the time for any inventor to alter their schematics to trip up thieves and spies. To pretend we can't know anything true in this particular instance is, at best, pure denial.
@T.V_boi
@T.V_boi 3 года назад
"We just built the design for a tank with naval guns, 2 Maus cannons, and anti aircraft guns! Not to mention it has 14 inch armor!" "But does it work?" "What?"
@insomniacbritgaming1632
@insomniacbritgaming1632 2 года назад
I think the Ratte was meant to use several engines... designed for battleships aa
@storeboughtpelmen3789
@storeboughtpelmen3789 2 года назад
@@insomniacbritgaming1632 submarines if I recall correctly
@v_Shami
@v_Shami 2 года назад
like a child's design of a tank
@patrickkeller2193
@patrickkeller2193 2 года назад
It was a design meant to impress the man, which it did, but there were people smart enough to cancel his orders to actually build the thing.
@greatpower6063
@greatpower6063 2 года назад
Hey guys! I drew this, isn't it cool?- some guy in medieval europe.
@littlegrabbiZZ9PZA
@littlegrabbiZZ9PZA Год назад
That "nuke-proof" concept reminds me of the turret of the more modern Merkava variants. Sloped armor gonna slope, I guess.
@DTSephiroth
@DTSephiroth 2 года назад
ngl, when I heard that B-1 near the end say "we are a bit rubbish", I felt that.
@The_Arctic_Kiwi
@The_Arctic_Kiwi 3 года назад
Twenty-One Proto-Tanks is my favourite band.
@acomou3562
@acomou3562 3 года назад
You would
@trapqueenaustin
@trapqueenaustin 3 года назад
Mine two
@dangrf8216
@dangrf8216 2 года назад
The title looks like a goreliaz cover
@shiaburex4697
@shiaburex4697 2 года назад
Favorite*
@dangrf8216
@dangrf8216 2 года назад
@@shiaburex4697 RU-vid comment section *
@dannydont8942
@dannydont8942 4 года назад
Could it be that HG Wells' design had such a tall roof so if any smoke was trapped inside it would rise?
@bartenz4307
@bartenz4307 4 года назад
And being steam powered there would be a lot of heat to disapate.
@princecharon
@princecharon 4 года назад
Maybe the roof was where the boiler or the main water-reservoir went, since it was steam-powered? Of course, I wouldn't want that over *my* head, but you've got to put it somewhere. Perhaps the steam engine was simply intended to be tall, and that required a tall roof.
@erikjarandson5458
@erikjarandson5458 4 года назад
You may be right. Apparently, H. G. Wells was an avid cigar smoker... ;-)
@logicallion2196
@logicallion2196 4 года назад
DAMNIT! I JUST COMMENTED THAT.... then saw this...
@comrade-princesscelestia4907
@comrade-princesscelestia4907 4 года назад
@Joe Average What if its cold
@jarniwoop
@jarniwoop Год назад
#4 'I do like a tank with dormer windows. We don't see that enough.' I agree.
@alphatonic1481
@alphatonic1481 2 года назад
@14:25: That Tsar Tank looks like the inspiration for the IG-227 Hailfire-class droid tank from Star Wars.
@jamesdai9418
@jamesdai9418 4 года назад
Leanardo's tank design included the flaw with the gears as a type of security against people copying his design, similar to how cartographers put roads that don't exist onto parts of their map so they can tell if someone copies their work
@sbybby
@sbybby 4 года назад
@Garviel Loken You seriously under estimate the genius of the man. He did it to make it less likely that lesser minds would be able to take credit for his work, not to make it impossible to copy. It was like the OP said, cartographers would often place roads to nowhere to know if someone had just hardcopied their work. For the purpose of keeping secrets, he had brilliant ways of concealing his truly secret work (that which would have had him executed for being a heretic). His IQ was estimated to be approx 220, which is up there. He didn't make simple mechanical mistakes concerning the direction of gears.
@jeffhousen8968
@jeffhousen8968 4 года назад
would any of his designs work without modifications?
@jamesdai9418
@jamesdai9418 4 года назад
@@jeffhousen8968 I don't know all of his designs but at a quick glance, I would say likely not but I don't think he's famous in terms of engineering for practical designs, but just more for his vision. The concepts in his designs were things we couldn't realize with technology until the mid 20th century such as helicopters.
@jamesdai9418
@jamesdai9418 4 года назад
@Garviel Loken I think that's fair, but I also don't think its something he would "accidentally" leave in his design like Lindy suggests. I think it does serve a purpose, maybe as a minor deterrent to your average Joe like Sebastian mentioned. This is highly theoretical but if he was smart enough, he could possibly have safeties against copyright that aren't obvious in the drawing, such as maybe he made the dimensions 2 times in all scales to make it too heavy to move or something, but my main point was just to say that I think Lindy gave him way too little credit.
@KevlarrTheBarbarian
@KevlarrTheBarbarian 4 года назад
Maybe it was just a quick sketch as a concept he didn't fully think through.
@erickjericho6460
@erickjericho6460 3 года назад
Honestly those tanks are useful "if" aircraft weren't invented
@mohamedyassinesedki1651
@mohamedyassinesedki1651 3 года назад
Yep
@ER-bc6fs
@ER-bc6fs 3 года назад
wasn’t*
@venteach.6289
@venteach.6289 3 года назад
Weren’t*
@bernardi5919
@bernardi5919 3 года назад
Would the AN-40 have been useful if aircraft weren't invented?
@mobydickies8135
@mobydickies8135 3 года назад
The ratte would have been built
@chrisdooley6468
@chrisdooley6468 2 года назад
A Lindybeige meet and greet is definitely on my bucket list lol. Informative video as always Lindy
@Loup-mx7yt
@Loup-mx7yt 4 года назад
Mom help me, there is a weird British man in the house and he is talking to me about tanks and wants me to subscribe to the great courses plus!
@cubking0
@cubking0 4 года назад
TANKS!!!
@Real_Zero_
@Real_Zero_ 4 года назад
and TANKS!!!
@JesusFriedChrist
@JesusFriedChrist 4 года назад
Yes but is a tank with a Bren superior to a tank with a Spandau?
@loafofbakedbread
@loafofbakedbread 4 года назад
And also TANKS
@T0mmy7777
@T0mmy7777 4 года назад
Dont forgot the TANKs
@joshuasanchez2070
@joshuasanchez2070 4 года назад
Engineers: so how big do you want your tank to be? Germans: Yes!
@CraftsmanShengCanweget10KSubs
@CraftsmanShengCanweget10KSubs 4 года назад
they are actually would make it, at least one, that P1000 Landkreuzer is nothing to them, look at the ginormous ship they build , compare with the p1000 , the p1000 is a piece of cake , fortunately and unfortunately Albert Speer stopped them.
@HentiVentai
@HentiVentai 4 года назад
Just imagine what kind of stuff will be built if the war lasted longer
@bluepro9846
@bluepro9846 4 года назад
Ja! *laughts in german*
@aspopulvera9130
@aspopulvera9130 4 года назад
I never get this joke still
@jimthesoundman8641
@jimthesoundman8641 3 года назад
@@aspopulvera9130 I think the joke is, that the engineers would suggest a figure for how big the tank would be... 500 tons? 1000 tons? 2000 tons? and no matter what they asked, the germans would say YES! as there was no figure which was beyond them.
@Nooziterp1
@Nooziterp1 2 года назад
I love his sense of humour. It makes his videos informative and entertaining. Like that teacher at school who always put a little humour into his or her lessons that made them all the more interesting.
@Copenhageninterpretation
@Copenhageninterpretation 2 года назад
I feel like having a lot of cannons regardless if all were operational or possible to fire was more of a deterrent. Probably was purposely made to make enemies fear it.
@patrikcath1025
@patrikcath1025 4 года назад
"It has a turret with guns, so it was definitely a tank" **angry tank destroyer noises**
@mattjones2303
@mattjones2303 3 года назад
Arguably though, tank destroyers aren't "tanks", they are better described as self propelled guns, such as mobile artillery are.
@vanukas8783
@vanukas8783 3 года назад
@@mattjones2303 yeah no one cares
@agp11001
@agp11001 3 года назад
@@vanukas8783 Well, everybody seriously interested in tanks does.
@vanukas8783
@vanukas8783 3 года назад
@@agp11001 I dont. I assumed nobody cares because its basically just a cheaper alternative to tank. Unless its german.
@agp11001
@agp11001 3 года назад
​@@vanukas8783 Yeah. that's basically like calling a bulldozer a tank because both have tracks. In other words: misleading and uninformed.
@saintjohn6295
@saintjohn6295 4 года назад
If you screw up your eyes, and squint... That Assyrian Siege Tower could very well pass for a certain Trojan Horse? Especially if you're writing about The 'Siege' of Troy, several hundred years after the fact. We all know how these authors love to embellish their tall tales?
@Hugh.Manatee
@Hugh.Manatee 4 года назад
I really though it looked more like a wooden rabbit... Now where is my cowtapult?
@therandomham1403
@therandomham1403 4 года назад
@Thelondonbadger Where the hell did you get semites from? They literally just talked about the Assyrians and the Greeks...
@juanmonsalvo95
@juanmonsalvo95 4 года назад
@Thelondonbadger I didn`t know racists were blaming even the fall of troy on the jews, the joke tells itself
@Whalebarf
@Whalebarf 4 года назад
​@Caleb OKAY He is being ironic...
@bo_392
@bo_392 4 года назад
@Ryan Yarnevich choose a better avatar if you're going to troll cause you suck at it
@starzkream
@starzkream Год назад
I absolutely LOVED this video. Thank you so much for making it!
@KingofGeo
@KingofGeo 2 года назад
Tank you for posting these!
@ronanbarkus7801
@ronanbarkus7801 4 года назад
I love how some British armor designs looks like they got ideas from kitchen wear
@kibukun
@kibukun 4 года назад
Can't blame them. That's the closest they can have to a weapon let alone a knife.
@ribbitgoesthedoglastnamehe4681
@ribbitgoesthedoglastnamehe4681 4 года назад
Well, if you imagine some british nobles sitting in dinner table, discussing about better ways to fight a war, maybe the chief innovator being overly excited Graham Chapman, using soup bowls for helmets, with sauce dripping from his hair, and sending them away to designers to make weapons, you are probably ending with a historical document instead of comedy.
@mrmegahousefly
@mrmegahousefly 4 года назад
Kenwood mixers were made by a man who was in a British armoured division.
@MrYfrank14
@MrYfrank14 4 года назад
@@kibukun - they are allowed to defend themselves wth narwhal tusks, for now.
@Nox_Desiree
@Nox_Desiree 3 года назад
Of course, when you need to hold a tea party on the go on the western front or the deserts pf north Africa why not have your equipment be glorified kitchenware. Efficient and fool proof if i say so myself.
@scouttroopermerc1506
@scouttroopermerc1506 4 года назад
Ratte. Everyone: that's way to heavy. Me: what would the Imperium of Mankind think?
@jasoethesentienteyeshapedg4847
@jasoethesentienteyeshapedg4847 4 года назад
BOLO MK.33: "Hey there, little brother."
@urbypilot2136
@urbypilot2136 4 года назад
I was counting the barrels on the Ratte. I think it put the Baneblade to shame.
@bitterleafcastle1552
@bitterleafcastle1552 4 года назад
@@urbypilot2136 Yeah, the Baneblade would literally be smaller than this thing, it's bloody hilarious
@steeljawX
@steeljawX 4 года назад
And to think there's rumors/plans? bits a that have survived suggesting an even bigger armored SPG. The Landkreuzer P.1500 Monster. Basically a Railroad cannon on tracks. The 1500 is supposed to be it's tonnage as well I don't know where Germany was thinking they'd get anywhere near 800 tons of steel let alone 1200 tons (estimated that some 20 or so % of the total weight goes to the engine and components) to play around with.
@Zaprozhan
@Zaprozhan 4 года назад
BANEBLADE!
@genghiskhan7041
@genghiskhan7041 Месяц назад
Some really interesting concepts amongst those designs. I enjoyed this video, thanks!
@cheeseballs3107
@cheeseballs3107 2 года назад
10:05 that lil addition was adorable i love it
@NorthEevee
@NorthEevee 4 года назад
Everyone: TONK Me seeing Dutch writing throughout the exhibition: _Wilhelmus intensifies_
@brushstroke2720
@brushstroke2720 4 года назад
gekoloniseerd
@marcosnijder
@marcosnijder 4 года назад
This exhibition was previously in Soesterberg, the Dutch National militairy museum had this on display.
@marcuszc3172
@marcuszc3172 4 года назад
Heb ik dit gemist ? :-(
@steyn1775
@steyn1775 4 года назад
*G E K O L O N I S E E R D!*
@artifex2.080
@artifex2.080 4 года назад
*V E R W I J D E R K O K O S N O O T*
@drakeconsumerofsoulsandche4303
@drakeconsumerofsoulsandche4303 4 года назад
World of tanks: *now this looks like a job for me*
@ArcticArmy
@ArcticArmy 4 года назад
Yet none of these tanks have even remotely mentioned being added. Like 50% of the "tanks" here are pre-tank (What I mean by that is they were made before 1916, when the first tank was invented.) and the others are ridiculous. The only one that might even have a slight 000000.1% chance is the nuclear tank thingy. Its from the appropriate time and not a giant like the Ratte.
@geoffreyM2TW
@geoffreyM2TW 4 года назад
I bet the German one with the ship cannons would become a very popular choice. On the other hand, Lindybeige forgot to mention the O-I, O-Ni, O-Ho, Type 4 and Type 5.
@MrPobanz
@MrPobanz 4 года назад
@@geoffreyM2TW "Oho, was für ein toller Panzer das ist!" said the german engineer when taking a glance at some japanese heavy tank designs.
@derbe8647
@derbe8647 4 года назад
@@MrPobanz Heureka! Welch ein Prachtexemplar von Panzerkraftwagen.
@manictiger
@manictiger 4 года назад
Going into battle with a wooden tank would be awesome! (I'd survive as long as I usually do.)
@ricardomedeiros2505
@ricardomedeiros2505 2 года назад
First video I saw from you , and the TANKS part at the beginning was enough for me to subscribe 😂👍
@joecat916
@joecat916 2 года назад
Da Vinche was quite intelligent. While giving a few pointers to inevitability, he also seems to project a humorous disdain for war. I 👾
@Jagonath
@Jagonath 4 года назад
Lindybeige: This tank weighs over a thousand tonnes. It's not exactly stealthy. The enemy will just drop bombs on it. Baneblade crew: HEEEREEETIC!!
@rommdan2716
@rommdan2716 4 года назад
Warhammer 40k have NOT realistic combat, otherwise all the armies would be using self-replicating drones with Animal AI
@FFKonoko
@FFKonoko 4 года назад
@@rommdan2716 but Abominable Intelligence is heresy, they had a terminator situation in the past, so don't allow it. And most of their tech is lost. But hey, the tau use drones and such.
@kshatriya1414
@kshatriya1414 4 года назад
Rommel Daniel Vidal Sotto Why use drones when you have humans from Hive worlds?
@stevenrith2386
@stevenrith2386 4 года назад
@@kshatriya1414 but they still use ww1 tank designs in 41st millennium. what a joke ?
@rommdan2716
@rommdan2716 4 года назад
@@FFKonoko Whit Animal AI you can have Trillions of Trillons of trillons more armies than with just fleshy humans
@therakshasan8547
@therakshasan8547 3 года назад
De Vinci would deliberately design failure in his drawing because sometimes the Sponsor would just steal the design and not pay him.
@Damian-cilr2
@Damian-cilr2 3 года назад
true dat
@friedlyddw
@friedlyddw 3 года назад
Good idea, il tell my math teacher i do that too to avoid people copying answers from me.
@AgentOrangeeeee
@AgentOrangeeeee 3 года назад
@@friedlyddw Nerd
@friedlyddw
@friedlyddw 3 года назад
It's a joke:
@friedlyddw
@friedlyddw 3 года назад
I dont intentionally fail maths
@joshshields5921
@joshshields5921 2 года назад
I'd love to get copies of the models. Whoever built them took a lot of time to get the details.
@sorgan7136
@sorgan7136 2 года назад
15:59 its basically samus irl
@luispt77
@luispt77 4 года назад
Just imagine beeing in the Ratte's loo and the whole thing fires the navel guns. What a mess...
@Pablo-xy3lo
@Pablo-xy3lo 4 года назад
Splash splash
@noahross6563
@noahross6563 4 года назад
Spoken splash now I'm taking a bath.
@vipertwenty249
@vipertwenty249 4 года назад
Never keep guns in your navel - if one goes off you won't be needing any sex change operation, it definitely would be a mess and it really isn't fun. Naval guns, on the other hand, are a whole different thing. Spelling is important sometimes.
@adamheywood113
@adamheywood113 4 года назад
"Wheel move good" --"But what if wheel but men inside? Not be killed?" "Yes, better" --"But what if men but with weapons?" And thus, the *T A N K K*
@catarmour375
@catarmour375 4 года назад
-“And what if give it wings, like bird?” “Better then.”
@michaelbuckers
@michaelbuckers 4 года назад
T A N C C
@alexeysaranchev6118
@alexeysaranchev6118 4 года назад
TONK
@sergioguerra7551
@sergioguerra7551 4 года назад
Germans in 1916 chilling, when they hear a weird tractor noice coming from the British trench lines German: guess i’ll die
@jeffreycarman2185
@jeffreycarman2185 2 года назад
I thought that that orb-shaped tanks would be my favorite, but your saved the best for last. That DARPA tank is on point.
@readmore8302
@readmore8302 2 года назад
Now I know where all those Numidians were getting their designs from. Very crafty George!
@fitzroys5255
@fitzroys5255 4 года назад
Lads, I think we are all dead and are in heaven
@danielsebestyen7955
@danielsebestyen7955 4 года назад
Yeah two videos in two days. This is quite unusual.
@dermotrooney9584
@dermotrooney9584 4 года назад
Yarp
@gonk9315
@gonk9315 4 года назад
5:44 *rips line of coke* "LETS PUT A FIRST RATE ON THE LAND" "wha-" "GIVE IT S P I K E S" "i don-" "ITS CREWED BY HORSES" "ludwig sto-" "IT NEEDS W I N D O W S" "its open topp-" "S P I K E S"
@joshuahmitchell873
@joshuahmitchell873 4 года назад
Y E A H
@neitherman9997
@neitherman9997 4 года назад
"AND GIVE IT EVEN MORE CANNON ! MORE CANNON EVERYWHERE"
@liamsteinhardt8634
@liamsteinhardt8634 4 года назад
I like how two words of your name is german, but the word german isn't in german lol
@gonk9315
@gonk9315 4 года назад
@@liamsteinhardt8634 close enuff xd
@gouverneur2001
@gouverneur2001 4 года назад
@@gonk9315 It should also be Der Soldat considering it's a male noun.
@danneeddi1995
@danneeddi1995 2 года назад
6:55 I think this tanks purpose is not a mobile tank to be used during an assault, i think this is a mobile fortress. The spears could be removed when moving it to keep of the branches, and you could deploy it anywhere you like (well not in rought terrain) and then be used to keep of attackers or lessen numbers before they reach their real target.
@jassom1270
@jassom1270 2 года назад
With the DaVinci tank. It’s not that the design was necessarily flawed, rather DaVinci is known for purposely putting “traps” in his blue prints. That way if his blue prints were ever stolen they couldn’t be used without the proper corrections being made.
@fernandosalvador369
@fernandosalvador369 4 года назад
5:15 Ah! Yes, the horse-traumatizer 500.
@gododoof
@gododoof 4 года назад
DARPA Ground-X looks like a vehicle the Combine would drive.
@mr.ooptoot4674
@mr.ooptoot4674 4 года назад
True
@LordMekanicus
@LordMekanicus 4 года назад
The suspension and driveline also looks similar to Halo's Warthog.
@hueyiroquois3839
@hueyiroquois3839 2 года назад
Tanks for another high quality video.
@ronmailloux8655
@ronmailloux8655 2 года назад
the always amusing and often informative LindyBeige
@the_once-and-future_king.
@the_once-and-future_king. 3 года назад
Everyone else: tries to make a viable war machine. America: Makes a tricycle, a hamster wheel and a ball. Yee-haw indeed.
@Attaxalotl
@Attaxalotl 3 года назад
*_'Murica_*
@73_65
@73_65 3 года назад
America then: Weird shit America now: Weird shit that (mostly)works
@thecolinman3448
@thecolinman3448 2 года назад
yee haw indeed
@m4sherman926
@m4sherman926 2 года назад
@@73_65 if it works it works
@Xick
@Xick 2 года назад
To be fair, that one where they put a boat on top of a tractor looks like it could've been put together by four men in an afternoon for $1000, which is essentially the tank philosophy that won WW2.
@tuppybrill4915
@tuppybrill4915 4 года назад
3:30 “Open 2 3, Out 2 3, Bang 2 3, Bang 2 3, In 2 3, Shut Which quote turns up later in the video - sorry Lindy😔
@alfnoakes392
@alfnoakes392 3 года назад
From Dads Army I believe, the squad 'firing' their guns through little ports in the side of Jones butchers lorry.
@DeDerpyDerp_
@DeDerpyDerp_ 3 года назад
I think you ment 10:00 m8
@Brown-streak_studios
@Brown-streak_studios 3 года назад
Lol dad’s army
@tattoo78ish
@tattoo78ish 3 года назад
That will be from Dad's Army. At 10:04.
@jonathanbaincosmologyvideo3868
I recall from the days of books and libraries that Leonardo's design had its flaw deliberate to prevent people from easily copying it.
@andrewshanks7053
@andrewshanks7053 2 года назад
I am improbably charmed by the crash-test-dummy markings on the horses.
@ggilft4073
@ggilft4073 4 года назад
Coming to World of Tanks in patch 2.0 along with wheeled artillery.
@sturmtruppen2353
@sturmtruppen2353 4 года назад
In a game with no planes i think the ratte would fair well
@taloob493
@taloob493 4 года назад
@@sturmtruppen2353 and also where tanks are dropped straight into battle with no consideration for logistics. Maybe this is what the Germans were planning for all along...
@jonathanhinchliffe672
@jonathanhinchliffe672 4 года назад
@@taloob493 then again the nazi economy wasnt fairing well by the end so they wouldnt be able to spam gold ammo
@Justanotherconsumer
@Justanotherconsumer 4 года назад
War Thunder now introduces negative battle rank?
@commode7x
@commode7x 4 года назад
I want to ride into the battlefield against a ratte with an armada of horse-drawn ballistas
@zedmercury2605
@zedmercury2605 4 года назад
14:06 The two giant wheels of the tsar tank oddly reminds me of that hail fire tank from the star wars prequels, Wonder if they took inspiration
@suclox12yearsago56
@suclox12yearsago56 4 года назад
Yeah they did
@The_HangManofMidan
@The_HangManofMidan 4 года назад
also the tumble weed tank reminds me of the one in BattleShip 2012
@daenor7807
@daenor7807 4 года назад
This I agree with
@TarotVylan
@TarotVylan 2 года назад
TANKS for making this video
@heatrayzvideo3007
@heatrayzvideo3007 Год назад
Tanks for doing this
@sumvs5992
@sumvs5992 4 года назад
Now I want to see an alt history movie about 17th century kingdoms fighting each other using horse drawn armoured personnel carriers, and dropping musket wielding soldiers into battle like modern war films.
@combobulous7044
@combobulous7044 4 года назад
with Leonardo Da Vinci glider dive bombers and helicopters
@bugfighter5949
@bugfighter5949 4 года назад
MY MANS, HAVE YOU HEARD OF THE HUSSITE WARS ?
@benjaminpont220
@benjaminpont220 4 года назад
I 100% wanna see this, that’d be amazing
@elgostine
@elgostine 4 года назад
also armed with revolving pistols and rifles which we did have (look up revolving flintlock and youll find originals from 1600)
@JaysCoolThings
@JaysCoolThings 4 года назад
22:00 looks like something the Combine would build
@armintor2826
@armintor2826 3 года назад
Wow, it actualy really does
@christiancinnabars1402
@christiancinnabars1402 3 года назад
It looks like a Combine APC that is missing its lower armor and missile launchers. The machine gun turret is even on the roof of the vehicle; albeit much further back.
@Reansensei111
@Reansensei111 3 года назад
pick up that can!
@JTA1961
@JTA1961 2 года назад
Tanks for sharing... the ONLY & I say ONLY Channel I'll not fast-forward the commercial.
@bubblezovlove7213
@bubblezovlove7213 2 года назад
I really like your content Lindybiege. It's always so interesting....
@LaneLibra
@LaneLibra 4 года назад
Whaaaaat? Another Lindy vid this soon!? What have we done to be so blessed!?
@REX-gq6ur
@REX-gq6ur 4 года назад
I mean he's on par with womble but dang this is great.
@REX-gq6ur
@REX-gq6ur 4 года назад
I mean he's on par with womble but dang this is great.
@jimbob4240
@jimbob4240 4 года назад
Lindy be like: yeah can I get a side of tanks with my tank make it extra armoured
@jeremyfeldmann7969
@jeremyfeldmann7969 4 года назад
If i buy one can i get 2nd one half off
@apexinstinct
@apexinstinct 4 года назад
@@jeremyfeldmann7969 Now your thinking like a true Soviet tank officer!
@greengreen3213
@greengreen3213 2 года назад
17:35 opressor mk3
@AverageAlien
@AverageAlien 2 года назад
everytime I see this video pop up in my recommended, I can't help myself, I have to rewatch it every single time
@orev5035
@orev5035 3 года назад
We're living in the unfortunate timeline wherein Ludwig's castle-tank idea never took off.
@paulgibert6390
@paulgibert6390 2 года назад
Mortal engine is merely a documentary in that universe
@northseaempireenjoyer6388
@northseaempireenjoyer6388 Год назад
I prefer his Armoured Personnel Carrrier design more imo
@Ypog_UA
@Ypog_UA 4 года назад
"You wouldn't want to be next to a petrol tank with explosives flying around..." *britishgrenadiers.mp3*
@tacosloth613
@tacosloth613 4 года назад
lol
@alfredomalich
@alfredomalich 4 года назад
"You wouldn't want to be next to a petrol tank with explosives flying around..." agreed, but a steam engine is not really better when hit by explosives or even shrapnell of size. overheatet steam in a smal compartment is nasty stuff.
@kapjoteh
@kapjoteh 4 года назад
alfredomalich congrats you have detected sarcasm
@ahsanshadman1413
@ahsanshadman1413 2 года назад
Awesome ! Presenting serious information in such a funny way
@RichterBelmont2235
@RichterBelmont2235 2 года назад
16:19 Now I know where the Slug Ball from Metal Slug Attack got the idea from.
@SuperExodian
@SuperExodian 4 года назад
lol, the electric wheel reminds me of a warhammer skaven Doomwheel, which in the total war warhammer game basically functions like a cavalry/artilery piece
@weldonwin
@weldonwin 4 года назад
Yes-Yes, is best Tank-Tank, Good-Kill Man-Things Yes-Yes!
@Balsiefen
@Balsiefen 4 года назад
Honestly all of these would be excellent additions to Warhammer.
@weldonwin
@weldonwin 4 года назад
@@Balsiefen Well, there are more than a few things in Warhammer and 40K that are inspired by these
@masterhand9305
@masterhand9305 4 года назад
Ludwig's castle tank looks straight out of the Empire.
@dereenaldoambun9158
@dereenaldoambun9158 4 года назад
And all of those wacky tanks are something that will be built by Ork in WH40K.
@auber4773
@auber4773 4 года назад
0:14 for a second i thought he was going to say "World War 3 Tanks" and was scared the British were planning something.
@OldNew45
@OldNew45 2 года назад
He just said "festooned in cannons". How does one not come to love Mr. Lindybeige?
@barrybend7189
@barrybend7189 2 года назад
4:31 that was actually a bit of sabotage in case Davinci had the plans stolen. Its done so noone could use it if built.
@zephyrus339
@zephyrus339 4 года назад
5:28 What if the Orks and Empire of Warhammer were actually friends and after a drunken night decided to celebrate it by making a war machine together.
@somnius2519
@somnius2519 3 года назад
Fungus beer does strange things to a mind.
@ostlandr
@ostlandr 3 года назад
LOL I remember years ago I was playing WWII miniatures with my buddies. One of the vehicles on the filed was a Sturmhaubitze - StuG III with the 105. All of a sudden one guy starts laughing. "I just thought 'Sturmhobbits' and thought of hobbits in Fritz helmets carrying MP40s piling out of the back of a Hanomag!" Well, the game came to a halt as we all came up with an elaborate scenario where Sauron won the War of the Ring, and eventually developed portals to allow his forces to conquer other worlds. We had Sturmhobbits, Dwarven tanks, Uruk-Hai Sturmtruppen, etc. What a great time.
@brotherkhrayn3525
@brotherkhrayn3525 3 года назад
15:31 I legit thought that was just an electric fan for a second....
@elcatrinc1996
@elcatrinc1996 2 года назад
The editing of this video is amazing
@moldiworp9143
@moldiworp9143 2 года назад
This has been in my recommended for a year. Glad i clicked.
@witchfordjoshburns
@witchfordjoshburns 4 года назад
slightly less catchy than 21 pilots, i can see why they changed it
@deeznutz5825
@deeznutz5825 4 года назад
I feel like the second design of ludwig"s with all the spikes was meant to get into the middle of an enemy formation then fire all the guns.
@jonas_cool05
@jonas_cool05 4 года назад
crowd control /s
@thehoodedteddy1335
@thehoodedteddy1335 2 года назад
8:24 that made me laugh a lot, well done
@darkideas2088
@darkideas2088 2 года назад
Tanks a lot for firing off an exquisite show of armymen and how they kept their long barrels cover by heavy armor for protection from bad effluents.
@incubus_the_man
@incubus_the_man 3 года назад
I think the Ratte was meant to be used as mobile artillery and not as a traditional tank. Using it that way would be more practical. I don't think that rail mounted guns were as large as the guns on the Ratte and since the Ratte was tracked, it didn't' depend on rails. Even with that said, logistics still would have been a major issue. Bombers would have been far more efficient than this type of artillery.
@swyntopia
@swyntopia 2 года назад
There where leftover guns from planned battle ships ! ( Or replace guns for sunk battle ship. ) So "Ratte" was "recycling" !
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