TWITCH CHAT CONFESSES THEIR SINS TO ME 

better you than me

Almost 500k people know of my crimes. I'm so sorry Mystery Shitter. I will turn those lights back on someday.

The guy confessing to “gumping it” is a natural born entertainer. He was hysterical

9:40 “what do you mean by use them?” “Umm… just- father Wubby please-“ The desperation in her voice when she didn’t want to elaborate any further what that meant absolutely killed me

The pain in the first caller's voice when he said "I didnt go back for him" is oscar worthy

gumping legit made me tear up, praise be father wubby.

For the “gumping” guy. For those of you that don’t know, that guy has a hell of a Nee York Irish Catholic accent and whether it’s real or not it makes that confession 1000x better.

when the conditioner bottle guy straight up paused after wubby suggested what could have been done with that bottle *tells* you that the story is true

When the hotdog girl said she didn’t have anywhere to throw them out... I legit thought she was about to say she put them back in the fridge

Do not make this the last confession. The World Is ripe with sin Father Wubby.

Only 4 confessions in and we’re already at a 50% revenge ejaculation rate

I list out which of the Seven Deadly Sins they committed. 1:27 "Didn't go back", Sloth 2:16 Conditioner ejaculator, Wrath with a bit of Lust 4:06 Gumper Fucker, Lust 4:49 Soft Revenge, Wrath with a bit of Lust 6:11 Hiding Downer's Thief, Greed 7:06 Wiping The Browner With Fellow Man's Wiper, Wrath 9:13 The Hotdogger, Lust 10:54 Fushigi Lover, 25 percent Lust (Or maybe a 1+(-1) Lust since he played with the Fushigi more than the head) 14:06 Jacket Pisser, (Suggested by Majima-san: Pride) I don't know probably Sloth is the closest since they we're pissing instead of practicing.

"Are you familiar with the term Gumping It" oh god

The girls: “this is very embarrassing to talk about” The guys: “I came in my brothers pillow and wiped my shit on one of his towels

I'll occasionally rewatch this video, and every time that last fucking story eviscerates me. The way he says "Father Wubby, the smell" is burned into my mind

0:00 Intro 1:26 Confession One 2:10 Confession Two 4:02 Confession Three 4:49 Confession Four 5:44 Group Prayer 6:07 Confession Five 6:51 Confession Six 9:09 Confession Seven 10:56 Confession Eight 14:05 Confession Nine

This was one of the best ideas for a stream ive watched in a hot minute

"Im a furry so its okay..." *immediately ends call*

Please, please do this again. Make it a series. It's worth the watch.

to be fair that hotdog story could have taken a worse turn like "i put em back in the fridge and the family ate them"

I love that "gumping it" is now an article on Urban Dictionary with the caller guys story.

"Father wubby, forgive me for I have sinned" Pope wubby: what chu do?

This has became one of my comfort videos that I know I can go back and laugh anytime. Thanks Wubby for this blessed content, amen

I didn't know what to expect, but these confessions surely weren't it. it got a noise complaint from my neighbor because I was laughing so loudly and hard from this.

The craziest part to me is that these deplorable people are teachers, parents, it technicians, high functioning members of society

"So you only stopped this a couple years ago?" "A couple months ago XD" I fuckin lost it

11:00 that shirt is a sin in itself

2 minutes into the stream and I'm already dying "I didn't go back for him"

The guys pissing on the coat was one of the most junior high stories I’ve ever heard. I haven’t had a laugh like that in years cause I can totally believe that two junior high kids just decided to start pissing on a missing coat. My god what an incredible idea for a stream.

Whenever you think Wubby is nuts, you hear from his fanbase and your conception of reality is adjusted. Interesting that you crazies are productive members of society and I'm not.

As a Catholic I kind of want to be offended, but he nailed it so well that I can’t.

Please do this again. The jacket pisser story brings me to tears every time

The broken way piss coat guy said “father wubby” had me pissing myself

The grocery store man should be a comic incredible timing.

Guy 2: Came into a conditioner Guy 4: Came into a pillow case Guy 3: Came into a borderline tard

i can watch this video over and over and still cry from laughing every single time

"I didn't go back for him" Lmao. Please do more

This is the most deplorable thing I've ever seen. Please Pope Wubby, give us more!

The hotdog girl shall forever go down as the Glizzy Queen

to this day "yes yes my son, holy fuckin shit" is the single most funny thing to end a joke I have ever heard in my life

“Not gonna lie this idea kinda sucks on paper” (becomes his most viewed video on his second channel)

"I didnt go back for him father"

“Now presenting, Pope Wubby.” He enters in a Bishop’s robe, and refers to himself as Father. 😂

its tradition to come back to this once in a while.

dude you need to do a part 2 i haven’t laughed this hard in literally years i’m not shitting you

Whenever I feel sad I listen to Hot Dog Girl's confession and forget how to breathe

1:43 the worst sin you can commit

We need another one of these.

Who would have thought that the ultimate degenerate’s fanbase was full of.... degenerates? Lmao

Everyone who calls in, looks exactly how i expect them to look.

This was probably one of the funniest/best Wubby streams ever and i am proud to have been there live to witness it.

THIS is the funniest video I have seen to this day, I cannot explain it but seeing Wubby slowly realize how much he fucked up is the best

_"Bless me father for I have sinned"_ *_"Whadiyahdo?"_*

These are some of the most bizarre stories I’ve ever heard. You legitimately would never hear these stories anywhere else

The fushigi guy had my tears rolling down. That was legitimately the funniest shit I've heard since 15 years.

As a Christian, its always good to see the internet have an outlet for confession

I like how they’re laughing like they’re friends togheter in a party telling embarrasing stories.

I’ve absolutely considered becoming a priest, but oh dear God I don’t know how I could deal with this every Saturday

Man's bro broke his controller so he wiped his ass on his towel for 5 years. Bro doesn't let go of a grudge 😂

Laughed my ass off at work and was asked "Why are you so happy?" and I went "oh, nothing... just bored" (with a huge ass grin on my face lol

I swear I thought the hotdogs were going back in the package, window-to-street missile was easily better

I genuinely believe the jacket story was the funniest story I have ever heard in my entire life, no exaggeration

i got fired from my job like an hour ago which means i cant move into the place i was supposed to and my christmas is basically ruined so ive been pretty depressed but im watching this while i eat dinner and laughing so thanks for the smiles wubby, your content is hilarious

"Im a furry so it's okay" 8:47

I wasn't expecting "Hello Daddy" and I inhaled a full mouthful of water. I'm in immense pain yet still laughing and gumping it.

I love the voice change of those confessing, as they approach the punchline 😂

This is the greatest comedic stream idea ever birthed. I can't wait for the sequel.

this is my favourite comfort content. i rewatch this like 2-3 times a year.

this was legit the funniest shit ive seen in awhile. You need to do this more often.

For the conditioner guy no way the sperm survives, the membranes would be broken down by detergents in the conditioner

This is how I discovered Wubby. Never looked back since.

Returning to this classic because of the pee coat cosplay

jesus christ this is horribly amazing wubby I hate you

The only reason this worked is because of the absolute degeneracy of his fanbase, and boy did it work

This is how I discovered wubby and 9 months later I come back to watch it again

Everyone wants a second confessions stream, but we all know that isn’t happening. He’d simply get too many views and ad revenue! And if Wubby hates three things it’s views, money, and quality original content. What a humble guy!

This might be Wubby's best content to date. Holy shit.

1:28 TGI Friday's 2:09 Angry conditioner wank 4:07 Gumping it 4:49 Cum pillow 6:06 Money thief 6:48 5 year shit wiper 9:09 Hotdog 10:54 Fushigi distraction 14:04 Rank jacket

The improvised our fathers in chat was the best thing I have seen in a while.

This doesn't fail to make me laugh every time I watch it.

Every single one of those callers looked exactly like how I pictured Wubby's fans.

10:55 he had sinned just by wearing that shirt

This is the hardest Ive laughed in years bro. Thank you wubby.

"So you only stop a couple years ago?" "A couple months ago." "WHAAAAAT?" That actually broke me.

“why don’t we urinate on it” best story ever

“Can you twerk in that?” *Arby’s ad*

this may be the funniest youtube video I've seen in a long time

I have seen this video like 5 times now and the piss coat story still brings me to tears every time

This was honestly the funniest stream I've seen.

I'm kinda surprised that this isn't a series. I'd like to see more tbh. Funniest shit I've seen in a while.

Ive re-watched this more times than i could count and shared it to all my friends and family because this is hands down one of the most hilarious videos on RU-vid XD

This is one of the greatest videos ever on RU-vid.

That guy with his whole chest showing his face admitted he came in his parents conditioner... Jesus

The hotdog girl had me laughing so hard I could not breathe

14:03 my man out here looking like a ck2 character

The fact these people willing video chat for some of these is insane.

The man is still in the bathroom finding the lights

I'm mostly impressed by the one who held in that ripper until he got his call

Please do more of these. This is the best!!

This is some of the best content I've seen on twitch in many years! This is gold!