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@willhull1735
@willhull1735 4 года назад
Charlie's face when Alan pulls out his own hair it's one of the funniest scenes ever 😂😂
@vladc.a.7589
@vladc.a.7589 3 года назад
🤣
@alanbrookes6637
@alanbrookes6637 3 года назад
@@vladc.a.7589 , one of the funniest episodes....ever!
@SKATEGRAFFDANK
@SKATEGRAFFDANK Год назад
😂😆
@mcsquilliams7044
@mcsquilliams7044 Год назад
Top 5 Alan harper moment!
@jackhorton9615
@jackhorton9615 3 месяца назад
Ironic that Jon Cryer is now bald 😂😂😂
@possumwilliams2940
@possumwilliams2940 2 года назад
Jon Cryer was hilarious...he , Charlie and Berta were the perfect combination... great job on the casting 👏👏👍😂
@Sara.Rose.
@Sara.Rose. Год назад
& Jake
@ja586
@ja586 3 года назад
That "30% more balls" line is just pure GOLD.
@dr.j.bettis--md9697
@dr.j.bettis--md9697 3 года назад
He may of had 30% more balls but he was still a Byatch... Alan really became unbearable when Charlie left the show. Couldn't stand him at all. ..he was a bigger piece of Shhh than the people he b itched and moaned about
@jw9565
@jw9565 2 года назад
And mathematicaly inaccurate. He would actually have 50% more balls.
@starcrafter13terran
@starcrafter13terran 4 года назад
The best punchline for this would be, he finds out that he's in the control group and it's all anxiety.
@davidhenderson3400
@davidhenderson3400 4 года назад
That was what I was going to post. That he was in fact in the control group.
@kidamaroo
@kidamaroo 3 года назад
OK _that_ would have been hysterical
@pflaffik
@pflaffik 3 года назад
Thats just too unrealistic. All recent research show that stress and anxiety are not the causes of anything, like ulcers or hairloss, but rather stress and anxiety are symptoms of underlying diseases that are hard to diagnose. Recently ulcers are proved to be caused by inflammation and not at all stress related, and anxiety is always a symptom of disease - not the cause.
@wayanlantela8175
@wayanlantela8175 2 года назад
Whats the purpose of the control group:
@TheBrhughes
@TheBrhughes Год назад
Alan fainting after Charlie says “more importantly they (kids) love me” get me every time😂😂😂
@pflaffik
@pflaffik 3 года назад
This is the true essence of Alan, no matter how miserable his life gets we still laugh at him and never feel sorry for him.
@BeautifulSpirit-kf5ld
@BeautifulSpirit-kf5ld 2 года назад
Wrong. i feel for him very much . Alan's mother, dominant brother, and vicious ex, all affect his self esteem .
@a4.5.k
@a4.5.k 2 года назад
dababy suge tnit
@user-qw8zd8ut2z
@user-qw8zd8ut2z 2 года назад
Because it's a sitcom, not a realistic social drama. It's supposed to bring you laughs, not tears
@kenadams9725
@kenadams9725 2 года назад
That's the brilliance of this show 😂
@krrangarajan5391
@krrangarajan5391 2 года назад
@@BeautifulSpirit-kf5ld His brother is Dominant becoz its his territory, He smooches of everything from Charlie.
@jelenav9191
@jelenav9191 8 лет назад
"How about that something turned up" .
@alexanderpytko5394
@alexanderpytko5394 7 лет назад
Yeah, Alan can't believe that Charlie was right all along about something turning up. He can't believe he just gave himself these health problems for no reason.
@yattaguru
@yattaguru 5 лет назад
*Faints*
@evanstewart2534
@evanstewart2534 5 лет назад
As Berta said earlier, “God takes care of drunks and fools. And Charlie Harper is both.”
@vedatkula5780
@vedatkula5780 2 года назад
The unjust way of life is so hilariously and brilliantly shown in this scene... It's actually quite sad, still I can't help, but laugh my ass off😂
@mauriceph6592
@mauriceph6592 5 лет назад
I watched this again and I couldn't stop laughing. They were so awesome together.
@kitty-vk8ic
@kitty-vk8ic 3 года назад
🤣🤣🤣 me to
@scottsfreeny5825
@scottsfreeny5825 4 года назад
"A cured patient is a lost customer" Doctor
@davidcase8635
@davidcase8635 4 года назад
So true! Ask John Q!
@97ameen
@97ameen 4 года назад
Tell that to a patient coming to ER with angina , MI or stroke .
@mopar_dude9227
@mopar_dude9227 3 года назад
Scotts Freeny believe me, there are no shortage of “customers”.
@imzjustplayin
@imzjustplayin 3 года назад
Maybe but if the doctor can cure the incurable, then they would just get more referrals.
@RKBock
@RKBock 3 года назад
1) there are enough people that this edgy quote is just plain wrong. the amount of potential customers is practically infinite. the moment you cure someone, someone else gets sick. this is especially true with the rising population numbers and life expectancy. 2) if you find a cure, you can patent it, giving you a monopoly for ~50 years or so. 50 years of monopoly with, let's say a cure for cancer, would probably make you the richest person/company in the world (as even people as rich as steve jobs died from cancer).
@juliebryne2903
@juliebryne2903 2 года назад
Heart palpitations liver damage BOILS lmao! His voice when he says that!😂🤣
@jelenav9191
@jelenav9191 7 лет назад
"Good Lord how much do you people pay to do that" A $1000 dollers a week I am in!
@jpalpharo4304
@jpalpharo4304 6 лет назад
Jelena V not worth it
@mikepeterson764
@mikepeterson764 6 лет назад
I'd let people stab me with a rusty fishing knife for 1000 dollars a week.
@juliansummers5983
@juliansummers5983 6 лет назад
Even they pay me a $10000 it's sill not worth it
@yattaguru
@yattaguru 6 лет назад
Mike Peterson I'm willing to take you up on that 😏
@thefanwithoutaface8105
@thefanwithoutaface8105 6 лет назад
And what if you get the sugar pills. They'd essentially be paying you $1000 a week to down candy.
@ricstormwolf
@ricstormwolf 3 года назад
Love the way he said "boils." 😂😂
@juliebryne2903
@juliebryne2903 2 года назад
Me too and in his best morticians voice!😂🤣
@curticcarmichael3580
@curticcarmichael3580 5 лет назад
Poor Alan, he works so hard living in the real world.
@sanzianagoglinache8696
@sanzianagoglinache8696 3 года назад
Yes it a shame
@Xela99122
@Xela99122 Год назад
Yeah, but he’s weak and gives into temptation very easily
@sanzianagoglinache8696
@sanzianagoglinache8696 10 месяцев назад
That is sad
@sanzianagoglinache8696
@sanzianagoglinache8696 5 месяцев назад
Yep😂
@evanstewart2534
@evanstewart2534 3 года назад
I guess Berta was right: God takes care of drunks and fools, and Charlie Harper is both!
@Kenni269
@Kenni269 7 месяцев назад
Charlie Rosco Harper*
@sanzianagoglinache8696
@sanzianagoglinache8696 4 месяца назад
Berta is always right .
@TheDreamlover11
@TheDreamlover11 7 лет назад
that Dr. looks high 😂😂😂
@kitty-vk8ic
@kitty-vk8ic 3 года назад
Not to mention he’s funny as hell🤣🤣
@neilgerace355
@neilgerace355 3 года назад
I think he's been a test subject himself, a number of times.
@alexanderpytko5394
@alexanderpytko5394 7 лет назад
Gee, so this medication can give you tons of health problems but the important thing is your anxiety will be gone, right?
@yattaguru
@yattaguru 5 лет назад
@@movsestimiryan3854 is my anxiety going to be gone for 1000$ a week? 😏
@CTajuara
@CTajuara 5 лет назад
Yes, your anxiety will be gone because you will die
@Robard65
@Robard65 4 года назад
Of course. You’ll have to many new anxieties to worry about the one you had in the first place.
@jeremycasper6672
@jeremycasper6672 3 года назад
my question is how would they know you aren't taking the pills? just take one then flush the rest.
@pflaffik
@pflaffik 3 года назад
@@movsestimiryan3854 Exactly, anxiety is a symptom of underlying health issues. Remove the cause and anxiety will disappear completely.
@batow77
@batow77 13 лет назад
one of the best episodes of the show
@charlierobles316
@charlierobles316 4 года назад
Live your life carefree like Charlie Harper and things will always turn up
@johnmorris7960
@johnmorris7960 4 года назад
Yes, like drug addiction and AIDs.
@velvetsky5117
@velvetsky5117 4 года назад
This is one of the funniest and heartwarming episodes. Alan was willing to risk his own health to help his brother keep his house.
@rossmathias5675
@rossmathias5675 Год назад
So he could freeload off him for a couple of more years. 😒
@rudolfkjellen7163
@rudolfkjellen7163 6 лет назад
If Alan did in fact have 3 Testicles, he would have 50% more balls than Charlie, not 30%.
@joseph-1972
@joseph-1972 5 лет назад
Unless you consider Judith robbing him of all of his after the divorce, therefore making Charlie have 50% more than Allen.
@arcnova
@arcnova 5 лет назад
nope, if alan had zero, then got the 3rd bringing his total to 1, then charlie has 100% more balls
@ianmeadows3527
@ianmeadows3527 5 лет назад
@@joseph-1972 Judith was such a controlling bitch
@huzair96
@huzair96 5 лет назад
You must be fun at parties
@cm34kr5y6
@cm34kr5y6 5 лет назад
True that
@Donfrak
@Donfrak 11 лет назад
I don't think i am in the control group...
@vladc.a.7589
@vladc.a.7589 3 года назад
🤣
@totesme14
@totesme14 13 лет назад
"No, no, I love kids. And more important, they love me." *Alan faints* XD
@ja586
@ja586 3 года назад
The way he faints after Charlie says, "They love me" is the most hilarious thing I have ever seen.
@netowner666
@netowner666 14 лет назад
LOL the way the doctor says "and temporary darkening of the stool" always cracks me up
@AndreFontenot-cx5yw
@AndreFontenot-cx5yw 7 месяцев назад
3:08 I couldn't contain myself 😂😅😂😅
@onemanenclave
@onemanenclave 4 года назад
Maybe someday I'll binge the whole series in sequential order instead of just watching these YT clips heh.
@sonicboombeatbox5715
@sonicboombeatbox5715 2 года назад
Jon Cryer is an amazing guy!
@Daniel-nn8mr
@Daniel-nn8mr 2 года назад
How would you know?
@cosmokramer179
@cosmokramer179 5 лет назад
I like how shocked Alan looks when something good happens to Charlie
@Damian_702
@Damian_702 12 лет назад
Lol charlie just ignores alan fainting n twitching lmao
@ChaosBornX
@ChaosBornX 12 лет назад
1:10 charlie's face LOL!!!!! xD
@ryan4ever956
@ryan4ever956 5 лет назад
It's absolutely classic lol
@alialjabr7251
@alialjabr7251 5 лет назад
Berta wasn’t wrong when she said “ Boy you would do anything to kick in rent”.
@AlokSingh-nf7yx
@AlokSingh-nf7yx 6 лет назад
01:11 Charlie..😂😂😂
@dougstyles5091
@dougstyles5091 5 лет назад
Saw this one again today. Great episode.👍👍👍
@SwatGuard
@SwatGuard 2 года назад
Why don't they make series like this anymore ? I watched the series at least five times and I still find it funny. I also watch newer comedy series but they don't come close to this.
@xaviorffviii
@xaviorffviii 16 дней назад
It's a damn shame, I could come up with a few reasons, but I don't want to get flamed
@ChristinaCerutti
@ChristinaCerutti 14 лет назад
makes me laugh EVERY TIME
@tomascostanzo3673
@tomascostanzo3673 8 месяцев назад
One of the funniest endings in the show
@jessecoldsmith710
@jessecoldsmith710 2 года назад
Charlie Harper is like what the f*** losing hair
@axiomist1076
@axiomist1076 3 года назад
I bet Allan is taking sugar pills, but the Dr. psyched him out by describing the side effects, so he's manifesting them ! =)
@joseyeastwood
@joseyeastwood 4 года назад
Yo the look on Charlie's face when allan,s hair fell out hilarious.
@JensHove
@JensHove 6 лет назад
That's 50% more balls.
@buck8266
@buck8266 4 года назад
Nope, it's 33.33 percent more balls
@12kewl1
@12kewl1 4 года назад
@@buck8266 charlie has 2 balls I suppose 33% =0.66 So alan has 2.66 balls ?
@adriannelibra
@adriannelibra 15 лет назад
It's so freaking hilarious!
@alexanderpytko5394
@alexanderpytko5394 6 лет назад
The way the doctor is talking to Alan, I think the doctor should've been played by Ben Stein.
@ReisSns
@ReisSns 2 года назад
The doctor guy sounds stoned as heck
@eligebrown8998
@eligebrown8998 5 лет назад
Never thought id ever see a time Charlee Harper didnt have anything to say.
@DinkyMax
@DinkyMax 14 лет назад
Hhahahah thanks a lot for this, it was hilarious
@psychokitty93
@psychokitty93 16 лет назад
"My poop looks like charcoal..." LOL!! XD
@alexanderpytko5394
@alexanderpytko5394 7 лет назад
Charlie hasn't been having any income coming because he hasn't been writing any jingles. Charlie told Alan that the jingle business is dead. Advertisers are using old rock songs now in their commercials, they don't hire jingle writers anymore. A lot of people think that's actually a BAD way to advertise and I agree. When you use a rock song in a commercial, you're actually advertising the song not the product. I don't know if advertisers think it's cheaper to use a rock song than pay a jingle writer and give them royalties because advertisers do have to pay for the rights to the song and rights to a song can be very expensive even for a commercial.
@julianjanetzk8912
@julianjanetzk8912 5 лет назад
Wow, you really evaluated this, didn't you.
@tengkualiff
@tengkualiff 5 лет назад
Perhaps its the association of the song n product makes it stick in the heads of people better.
@julianjanetzk8912
@julianjanetzk8912 5 лет назад
@@tengkualiff He is actually right. The song is a huge reason commercials get stuck in our heads. Then in turn we end up buying that particular product, mostly because of our subconscious. Jingle writers make great (catchy) jingles that makes advertising stick out and thus has better production levels simply because of the song lol
@Doctor_Odin
@Doctor_Odin 5 лет назад
@@julianjanetzk8912 yeah using rock songs cheapens the song cuz they were meant to make you remember a specific moment not an item. While the Jingles only a man to remind you of the item either way it has to do with manipulation of one of the most strongest memories of the human body has which is the auditory. In the end it has to do with ad agencies being connected to different Studios that have ties the music industry
@starcrafter13terran
@starcrafter13terran 4 года назад
Born to be wild during a big wheel commercial? that's just wrong.
@SKATEGRAFFDANK
@SKATEGRAFFDANK Год назад
1:01 😂
@armymen12002003
@armymen12002003 14 лет назад
alan always gets the worst end of it
@juliequimik
@juliequimik 13 лет назад
How much? I'M IN! How about that? Something turned up! LOL.
@courageandpeace1944
@courageandpeace1944 5 лет назад
30 percent more balls The math is wrong It is 50 percent more But a good laughable bit
@jasond8477
@jasond8477 5 лет назад
Someone already said that a year ago lol
@Nost2682
@Nost2682 4 года назад
no, the 30% are correct, you are wrong. the starting point is based on Alan's 3 balls
@NoNeNooB10
@NoNeNooB10 3 года назад
Its actualy 33% per ball, to reach 100% of 3 balls xD
@tikay777
@tikay777 3 года назад
@@NoNeNooB10 Here is the thing. Charlie has 2 balls, and Alan has 3. Therefore Alan has 1 extra ball, and 1 , numerically, is half of the 2 balls Charlie has. Therefore, he has 50% percent more balls because 50% is usually what we use to state half of something..
@NoNeNooB10
@NoNeNooB10 3 года назад
@@tikay777 Nevermind, rip logics 😂
@birdofshade
@birdofshade 16 лет назад
when you can see your heart beating through your shirt its time to stop taking the medication.
@realistic.optimist
@realistic.optimist 3 года назад
Alan is proof nice guys finish last and just because you do not eat the lion does not mean he will not eat you.
@mrchatterjee_
@mrchatterjee_ 5 лет назад
"Boils!" ahh kills me everytime!
@kitty-vk8ic
@kitty-vk8ic 3 года назад
🤣🤣🤣 I know
@cityhawk
@cityhawk 5 лет назад
No amount of money in the world would ever make me do a study like this. Never.
@anushakambampati936
@anushakambampati936 3 года назад
I love Charlie's optimism
@CoDeMaSter08
@CoDeMaSter08 16 лет назад
the best comedy show !
@renaissance18
@renaissance18 2 года назад
alan leg twitching at 3:21 lol
@abdulrockman3992
@abdulrockman3992 3 года назад
The actor playing Alan is bald in real life, he just wear those type of wigs or fake hair that can be sprayed into his scalp, thus the scene where he pulled his hair off showing part of his scalp
@syedtamjid3665
@syedtamjid3665 2 года назад
He was not bald at the time of filming this Xd
@juliebryne2903
@juliebryne2903 2 года назад
Check out the episode about alans spray on hair!😂
@bwalsh08
@bwalsh08 16 лет назад
lmao great show !!!!!!
@alfredenisz4775
@alfredenisz4775 4 года назад
Alan was already losing his hair in real life. .
@classictimer4052
@classictimer4052 3 года назад
That means Alan had 86,66% as much balls as Charlie before the drop of the third one. The more you know...
@satanictonafun9973
@satanictonafun9973 3 года назад
How'd u work out that math I'm interested
@classictimer4052
@classictimer4052 3 года назад
@@satanictonafun9973 Charlie: 2 balls=100% Alan: 3 balls=130% 130%÷3=43,33% for one of Alans Balls 2×43,33%=86,66% So, there you have it.👍
@DreaMeRHoLic
@DreaMeRHoLic 15 лет назад
50% more is right. but charli got bigggggeeerrrr balls so its 30%
@giantrobby5050
@giantrobby5050 4 года назад
What the episode should’ve ended on was Alan finding out he got the placebo
@Nana-hy6zt
@Nana-hy6zt 5 лет назад
People actually do this in real life
@tankdogization
@tankdogization 5 лет назад
Someone has to do it.
@cl759
@cl759 5 лет назад
No they don't, please go back to the kitchen
@superstarreviews9937
@superstarreviews9937 5 лет назад
There's a clinical group in my area that does it..but you dont make 1000 dollars a week! You get I believe 200 dollars at the end of the study, which could be weeks or even months,and you might get gas money but that's it.
@MadKidsAndFox
@MadKidsAndFox 5 лет назад
Tic Tack lol then they’re ripping those people off! Around my way, they get paid around 200-500 dollars a day,
@jearauz
@jearauz 4 года назад
Director Robert Rodriguez used to do it when he was college. It was the way he financed his movies.
@alfredenisz4775
@alfredenisz4775 4 года назад
Alan was already going bald. That is hair that was pasted to his head.
@yalc-04
@yalc-04 3 года назад
This Alan had the right amount of cheapness it just becomes cliche and overused in the later seasons not saying it wasn't funny because it was but I definitely like this Alan a lot more
@giodude92
@giodude92 15 лет назад
Lmao "my poop looks like charcoal briquettes".
@Rafael26926
@Rafael26926 2 года назад
And thats how alan becomes lex luthor
@entertainmentsaga3749
@entertainmentsaga3749 2 года назад
Charlie must be good at math
@gian2g
@gian2g 15 лет назад
Charlie's face at 1:11 lol!
@dreamweaver1954
@dreamweaver1954 16 лет назад
Hilarious!!!!!!!!!!! Thanx.
@bigd2911
@bigd2911 4 года назад
A thousand dollars a week I’m in😂😂😂
@subzerovice
@subzerovice 13 лет назад
3:12 LMAO!
@Ivy-girl
@Ivy-girl 6 лет назад
This is my favorite episode!
@AlyM37
@AlyM37 13 лет назад
LOL, i love when he said boils XD
@kennybegeske8824
@kennybegeske8824 2 года назад
The Harper Brothers need Money 💰🤑
@rockzhang
@rockzhang 16 лет назад
alan: I don't think I am in the control group. hair loss..
@renaissance18
@renaissance18 2 года назад
alan fainting spell at 3:13 lol
@Vesbax
@Vesbax 15 лет назад
Alan: I'm pretty sure I dropped a third testicle ... Charlie: Oh c'mon, you got 30% more balls then I do! Hilarious xD
@TTech360
@TTech360 15 дней назад
It's the faint and twitch for me 😂😂😂
@BeckettSong
@BeckettSong 4 года назад
That was LMAO funny!
@PaTudie
@PaTudie 16 лет назад
wonderful episode
@shinigamichopper
@shinigamichopper 5 лет назад
I agree
@FantometteBR
@FantometteBR 5 дней назад
amazing
@Moonlight0810
@Moonlight0810 4 года назад
Well Alan is the best actor in the show
@rauljavierservinvalle572
@rauljavierservinvalle572 2 года назад
Thats why in Malcolm in the middle Malcolm said this experiements where for Prisioners with a death sentence
@tannerprice5151
@tannerprice5151 2 года назад
Are you on any other medication? Reese: Of course not. (Grabs the pills) (Does it multiple times with other medication)
@RenatoApazaMeza
@RenatoApazaMeza 15 лет назад
jajajajaajaja reallyyyy funny ^^ jajajajajajaja i love this serie ^^
@udbhasmitra6776
@udbhasmitra6776 4 года назад
It's actually 50% more balls.
@drincogni
@drincogni 5 лет назад
Truth be told 1000$ a week is much too little. 1000$ per 48 hrs maybe.
@mightyactionx9391
@mightyactionx9391 5 лет назад
That's for a full time.
@FlippyEveryDay
@FlippyEveryDay 5 лет назад
"BOILS" 😂
@ryan4ever956
@ryan4ever956 5 лет назад
Lmao
@carlosgonsalezjr5627
@carlosgonsalezjr5627 2 года назад
3:14 first seeing this episode I thought Alan died
@cowpoke02
@cowpoke02 9 лет назад
what happens to you when mental health commits you . lol. his drugs where safer .. lol.
@yashua2211
@yashua2211 5 лет назад
Isnt the doc the one who was in friends season 9 episode with the memorial service..he came as visitor to memorial service
@drewt6145
@drewt6145 3 года назад
He does seem less anxious... 😂
@sanju61822
@sanju61822 12 лет назад
This has to be the best THM moment ever :p
@rockzhang
@rockzhang 16 лет назад
the same feeling here.poor Alan, who is a decent person leading a bad life...
@zalem95
@zalem95 14 лет назад
hahahahahaha LMAO xD poor alan omg his hair xD
@duequesne
@duequesne 14 лет назад
@OOOOGAH that was very funny! LOL!
@ImMagnetz
@ImMagnetz 4 года назад
Couldn't Alan not take the medication and then say he must have been part of the control group?
@rafaelhakimian6873
@rafaelhakimian6873 2 года назад
I recognize the doctor who informs Alan of the pills as Mr. Forgess, the junior high teacher from the Suite Life of Zack & Cody
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