Two and a half Men - Best of SEASON 3 

Charlie: "You're gonna learn to dance Ballet." Jake: "Wanna bet?" Lol

"I don't think this conversation will make you any happier Dad" 😂😂😂

“Split the difference” “250” “Deal”😂😂😂😂

“I’ve sent billions of soldiers out there it’s time for one of them to finally take the hill” LMAOOOOOO

"You must be Jake." "And you must be Jake's grandma." 🤣🤣

"I don't wanna go on a play date with some stupid kid just so you can have sex with her." That was a knockout 😂😂😂

I MISS TWO AND A HALF MEN ! 😂… WITH CHARLIE SHEEN 🤣😂😅

Split the difference $250! 😂😂

A sad and lonely man. Then suddenly Charlie runs after the giggling girl past both of them.😂😂😂 The irony!😂😂😂

20:21 unhooked even without looking, some serious skill.

no other show made me laugh out loud like that one

Jon Cryer is such a great comedic actor.... the way he says ' Talk? and 'She's been a very bad girl' is so funny...

"I had an interesting talk with your ex-wife today." "Oh, can't we just have a nice dinner?" 😂😂😂

Alan: "We have a serious problem. Charlie: "We're out of pie?" 😂

I can see how Alan's jealousy and frustration turned him into Lex Luthor in the CW

"I assume it belongs to one of your broothers whoo-ers." Alan: "One of his what?" 🤣

Jake's acting is awesome 😂

"Wanna bet?" might be Jake's funniest line in the show. An absolutely perfect comeback.

One of the best sitcoms ever! I miss this!

The mechanic delivered his lines perfectly

Season 3 was so fire

Jake has got to be the worst answering machine lol

Two and a half men and Friends are the best comedies ever

12:12 that was the best advice that Charlie ever gave Alan

The best comedy ever

The funniest is when Rose plans a fake wedding to get Charlie jealous!

Always made me laugh!! Loved this show

Not only is Kandy damn fine, but she's hilarious too, I still remember the first time I saw those episodes 😁😁

They're like my second family. Best show ever! Greetings from Russia!

Best show in the last 50 years.

Earlier seasons of this show were really hilarious😂

16:45 - I'm getting a monkey! - that just slayed me

The battles between Evlin and Lydia were the stuff of legends lol 😆..great show

I love this show its hysterical

The best show ever until Charlie left it!👍😉

Jake's rendition of Bohemian Rhapsody was fire❤.

Angus Jones was absolutely such a treasure! So freakin' cute and funny!

April did a great job doing that part.

20:22 "Can you unhook me?" It look less than 2 seconds. No look too. Jesus.

And you must be Jake's grandma 🤣🤣😂🤣🤣 best line candy said

One of the biggest blunders in television history was taking this off of the air I don’t care what Charlie sheen did or said

I miss this duo...

Really love this show. I keep watching again most the episodes .

Gordon vs Charlie moment 🔥🤣🤣🤣

And people are telling me that Friends are better comedy show. This is a pure class comedy

Best show ever made

“Because it’s gay!” Should be brought back.

I really love this show shit I'm now 22 years old I remember when I was 7 in 2007 still watching this wit my grandpa n so on shit was too funny it's even more funnier now tbh lol 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Kandi and Mia were the two most beautiful women on this show. Mia's face is prettier but Kandi's body is hotter as in smoking.

Comedy gold 😂

Everybody knows its the writers,that made the show!

My favorite sitcom ever I still watch re runs with Charlie , best sitcom of all time besides All in the Family

Jake: I have a math test on Monday. Alan: Oh, so you’re praying for a good grade? Jake: No, that never works. I’m praying for the teacher to get sick. 😂😂😂

Sad And Lonely My A••. Two And A Half Men Was Perfect With Charlie Sheen.

20:19 When you're so good, you need only one hand and don't need to look

That auto mechanic should have his own show. They could call it, "Good For You." It would air right after Bobby the Waiter's show.

"With Alan it's like riding on the back of a car driven by a reeeeally smart kangaroo." - Kandy :D :D :D

Really love that Jake says its gay and sing a song sang by a gay person

'does the man know yet?' lol

Alan: “Split the difference” Jake: “250” Charlie: “Done” This always gets me!😂😂😂

"I don't wanna go on a play date with some stupid kid just so you can have sex with her."

alan really got some game with that father role playing

Candy was so friggin funny. Father Huggy Bear! 😂😂😂😂😂

Damn shame Charlie and Jake left

She's chasing a rabbit 😂😂😂

9:29 That's gotta be one of the funniest lines ever on this show lmaoo

BEST SHOW EVER.

charlie turned chuck lorre's tin cans into gold.

So Jake can't pass a math test but he knows what it means to split the difference?? 😂😂 The writers were hysterical!

The portrait of a 'sad lonely man' will forever be etched in our minds! 😂😂😂

favourite show of all time. HOW AND WHY DID NETFLIX REMOVE THIS DUDE?!

Anybody ever noticed Jake acted just like Charlie.

Best sitcom intro ever

Best show ever

2024 I'm still here 😂😂😂 best comedy

Ive sent billions of soldiers its time for one of them to take the hill. One of the funniest lines ive ever beared witness to 😂😂😂

We in the uk have ' only fools and horses ' and you in America have ' two and a half men ' ... Classics

Well Charlie makes jingles for a living so he for sure studied music theory, how to play the piano, basic grammar for the lyrics and a lot of life lessons for his humour

7:34 STALL 'EM, STALL 'EM, STALL 'EM!

I tried to talk her into a direct deposit , 😂😂😂

Frasier - Big Bang - Two and a Half Men The best sitcoms ever

I miss this show one of greatest 🔥🔥💯💯🔥💯

This show a classic

She's like half your age Yh I'm really proud of that😂

Man this show is one of the best made till now. Humor is good. Acting is Bang On. Maximum seasons. Dont know why no one talks about it. Its always office, friends or big bang theory

"She makes me call it out" 😂😂😂

The claim check for your manhood. Writers had a field day with this show.

When you've been starved in your marriage by these self entitled women and a nice sexy girl comes along ....why waste time talking . It is time to recover 😄😄

Kandi, Kandi, Kandi ❤❤❤

I love the face and laugh Alan did to charlie!🤣😂

".... Yes my child..." 😂😂😂😂

This show is my friend in hard times

Jake: * sneezes* Female: "Godbless you." Jake: "He better. I sent him 5 bucks."

22:09 "Jim never has two cups of coffee at home."

Best series ever

Love this show 😍

is it just me or does Kandi seem like a relative of Jillian from Family Guy

Up there with cheers as the best u.s comedy of all time😂

two scenes I cannot believe didn't make your 'director's cut'(of course season three has Plenty of 'simple' moments to choose from): 1. first time Kandi is at the house, the next morning with Berta is haha, 2 Kandi answering the door in her bikini for Judith *** 'You're right, he would look ridiculous in it' --- priceless --- season three is by far my fav plenty of eye Kandi :) and I really love the Mia arch... nice recap, thanks for creating it, I still really enjoy your 'funny, season moments' hey I just noticed/realized Sandy is in this, she is from s7 not s3, still one of my fav s7 moments, again thanks dude! EDIT** My bad, Sandy was episode 11 of S03 :)***

I'd not mind being "Uncle Charlie" sad