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two and a half men season 4 episode 7 

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@ZombieN8YT
@ZombieN8YT 8 месяцев назад
1:18 “When the bar is only open 9 months a decade, you drink till you puke! And then you keep drinking!” 😂😂😂 👏👏👏👏
@Manilicious24
@Manilicious24 7 лет назад
"when the bar is open 9 months a decade, you drink till you puke then you keep drinking" omg that's the best thing I've heard all week
@SovereignStatesman
@SovereignStatesman 4 года назад
That's all women after marriage, except the bar is always closed.
@ilahmaecunanan2629
@ilahmaecunanan2629 4 года назад
"And then you keep drinking."
@iraqikurd93
@iraqikurd93 3 года назад
@@SovereignStatesman marry a Virgin, it will be the complete opposite. Enjoy!!
@EuroNiceguy
@EuroNiceguy 3 года назад
That is is one of the best lines i have heard, ever LMAO
@jasoncross1474
@jasoncross1474 Год назад
@@SovereignStatesman facts
@jaysonmnguni5718
@jaysonmnguni5718 5 лет назад
I still don’t get why Allen always had to answer to Judith for anything he did in his private life
@Tantalus010
@Tantalus010 5 лет назад
Because he had no spine, and Judith is a bully.
@JuancoPRoFlow
@JuancoPRoFlow 5 лет назад
Cuz he's a simp
@artistjoh
@artistjoh 4 года назад
Jay Mnguni Some men have target written all over them, Alan is one of them, and some women like to dominate men aka be a bully, but excuse it as “being assertive”, Judith is one of those. Herb is just a repeat of Alan because Judith only wants the type she can despise and control.
@WildlifeObsessed
@WildlifeObsessed 4 года назад
You’re obviously single and a bachelor, Lucky Git.
@michaelnaisbitt1639
@michaelnaisbitt1639 4 года назад
Because he is and always was a woman,s doormat. He is always seeking a woman’s approval rather than grow some balls. Oh sorry Judith still has them
@mcaskey358
@mcaskey358 4 года назад
Ya'll are divorced. You have no right to dictate who he rubs oil or why. You MAY ask him not to do it in front of your shared child. But beyond that, Judith, needs to shove it.
@ilahmaecunanan2629
@ilahmaecunanan2629 4 года назад
"When the bar is only open nine months a decade, you drink till you puke, and then you keep drinking." "Ha-ha. That's funny." 😂😂😂😂😂😂
@gurubhaktmohit
@gurubhaktmohit 2 года назад
heyyyyyy buddy :D
@Vishwesh-S680
@Vishwesh-S680 Год назад
🤣
@williamkanejr3233
@williamkanejr3233 3 года назад
“When the bar’s only open nine months a decade ya drink till ya puke! And then ya keep drinking!” 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@RhyperiorRanger
@RhyperiorRanger 2 года назад
“When the bar is only open 9 months a decade you drink til you puke. And then you keep drinking!” Definitely one of Alan’s BEST lines in the whole series. That’s comedy gold.
@bitwawesome1
@bitwawesome1 Год назад
Romance girl
@AnCapone1899
@AnCapone1899 2 года назад
-Your father is rubbing oil on a woman in front of you? -"Nah i can't watch it's too creepy" 😂😂😂
@bitwawesome1
@bitwawesome1 Год назад
Romance girl
@alfredenisz4775
@alfredenisz4775 4 года назад
Alan drools, and drools, and drools.
@LuisAlvarez-mr5wm
@LuisAlvarez-mr5wm 4 года назад
1:17 when the bar is only open 9 months a decade you drink 'til you puke! And then you keep drinking!
@ilahmaecunanan2629
@ilahmaecunanan2629 3 года назад
That's funny
@dukiBlues
@dukiBlues 12 лет назад
hey budy ... your turning in to litle ninja arent you! HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!
@dasbinich2887
@dasbinich2887 4 года назад
Dusan Miloradovic , I did not get it. What does it mean?
@dukiBlues
@dukiBlues 4 года назад
Dude this was 7 years ago. I dont remeber what i wanted to say
@ivanmaras6566
@ivanmaras6566 3 года назад
@@dasbinich2887 That he always sneaks up when something important is discussed
@IGamingStation
@IGamingStation 3 года назад
@@dasbinich2887 It means Jake is good at sneaking up on people. How could you not get the joke?
@peytonmarceaux8788
@peytonmarceaux8788 3 года назад
@@dasbinich2887 Curzon
@bencekovacs8052
@bencekovacs8052 4 года назад
"If he has sex with a pregnant woman won't she have twins?" xddd
@bitwawesome1
@bitwawesome1 Год назад
Romance girl
@MyPancholon
@MyPancholon 5 лет назад
Alan with Stephanie Barnett from the Big Bang theory
@4734679
@4734679 3 года назад
She looks so different.
@shinigamichopper
@shinigamichopper 3 года назад
Oh damn you're right!! But didn't she have brown hair in BBT?
@NiVi192
@NiVi192 3 года назад
"You knooow!" 🤣
@winzeo7
@winzeo7 5 лет назад
Judith mind your own business
@SovereignStatesman
@SovereignStatesman 4 года назад
Let's remember that Angus T Jones actually did run off to a Jesus cult because of everything that went on a fictional series. So Judith did have some justification for being concerned with Jake's well-being under the influence of Uncle Charlie LOL
@TheHManShow
@TheHManShow 2 года назад
Does Judith get some sick pleasure out of making Alan’s life a living hell
@TacticalHatchet
@TacticalHatchet 2 года назад
Yeah, that's the joke that's actually not really a joke and just Chuck Lorre projecting his views on ex-wives as a whole.
@brucegilbert7243
@brucegilbert7243 Год назад
That's what Judith lives for.
@bitwawesome1
@bitwawesome1 Год назад
Romance girl
@bitwawesome1
@bitwawesome1 Год назад
romance girl
@bitwawesome1
@bitwawesome1 Год назад
romance girl
@tankdogization
@tankdogization 5 лет назад
Judith, mind your own business. Alan is a professional.
@nonmagicmike723
@nonmagicmike723 5 лет назад
Some say he's an actual doctor.
@alexreilly6121
@alexreilly6121 4 года назад
@@nonmagicmike723 All we know is, he's called The Stig.
@Muck-qy2oo
@Muck-qy2oo 3 года назад
Jake's learned a lot! School is now Kindergarden!
@keenanbob9254
@keenanbob9254 4 года назад
Yes Jake is right that was creepy.
@brierichardson8462
@brierichardson8462 3 года назад
Especially since it involves Alan's secret fetish
@joelmccall6328
@joelmccall6328 4 года назад
Alan is a freak
@kursk_kuku141
@kursk_kuku141 3 года назад
I think we just discovered Alan’s fetish...
@eerics122
@eerics122 6 лет назад
Judith is a slot
@ApartmentKing66
@ApartmentKing66 4 года назад
You mean Judith is a slut...with a slot.
@thomashartman1998
@thomashartman1998 4 года назад
Maris hinkle is a gorgeous actress.
@knotallthere66
@knotallthere66 3 года назад
Jake the little ninja
@jamesroyal1739
@jamesroyal1739 4 года назад
He doesn't have to ,kinda ,she is his first wife ,with a bond that wont let him ever be free from her , try it ,I dare you
@jamesroyal1739
@jamesroyal1739 5 лет назад
Alen you done a perfect job of this act ,as you did in all of them , so glad to know you are straight, man I never seen any actor be able to pull off what you did with out effects of fake improvised film , your the best,even when you scuffled with Charlie, it was real
@bitwawesome1
@bitwawesome1 Год назад
Romance girl
@jackgibsxxx0750
@jackgibsxxx0750 4 года назад
Haaayyy buddie.
@manewest2132
@manewest2132 4 года назад
I want berta
@capdink
@capdink 3 года назад
I think they made Judith this way to show the ladies how bad they look.
@williamkanejr3233
@williamkanejr3233 3 года назад
Judith was a BITCH!
@bitwawesome1
@bitwawesome1 Год назад
Romance girl
@troybar4130
@troybar4130 3 года назад
I wonder why Judith keeps bringing Jake to the beach even though she thinks Charlie and Alan are bad role models and a bad influence for Jake
@brierichardson8462
@brierichardson8462 3 года назад
Becuz her son annoys her and she likes to take breaks from him
@sol___invictus
@sol___invictus 3 года назад
The custody agreement
@kenroycherrington148
@kenroycherrington148 3 года назад
@@brierichardson8462 True!
@kenroycherrington148
@kenroycherrington148 3 года назад
@@sol___invictus That as well!
@brucegilbert7243
@brucegilbert7243 Год назад
Alan: If you think Charlie and I are a bad influence, you keep him for the weekend." Judith: "Nice try, Alan."
@bmmmm27
@bmmmm27 Год назад
jake is the greatest
@musicfromheart
@musicfromheart 3 года назад
Man, those are creepy people!
@gravity7208
@gravity7208 3 года назад
That was a nice quote
@instructoryazo6724
@instructoryazo6724 3 года назад
How can Judith be "the boss" still?
@williamkanejr3233
@williamkanejr3233 3 года назад
She wasn’t she was just a complete bitch!
@bitwawesome1
@bitwawesome1 Год назад
Romance girl ❤
@brianellinger6622
@brianellinger6622 4 года назад
Maybe trash was a harsh word dear
@michaelhuynh4953
@michaelhuynh4953 4 года назад
Man, Alan needs to get a hold of himself before he splooges his vitamin oil all over Sara Rue!
@bitwawesome1
@bitwawesome1 Год назад
Romance girl
@brianellinger6622
@brianellinger6622 4 года назад
I would totally let you administer my alcoholic medicine. . Unless I need a break with my raccoons. .
@brucegilbert7243
@brucegilbert7243 Год назад
Jake is stupid because Alan was poking him in the head when Judith was pregnant with the exterminators child.
@Duramaxcho
@Duramaxcho 4 года назад
LOL!
@MAte925
@MAte925 Год назад
Heard a lot of blokes think the same!
@abbhiis
@abbhiis 5 лет назад
Alan's the new charlie
@chrisb9960
@chrisb9960 3 года назад
What is Ducky doing?
@ryana1140
@ryana1140 3 года назад
This is why I don't wanna get married because i like to have a 24 hr open bar lol
@MAte925
@MAte925 Год назад
Butt out judith!
@nissansentraglx
@nissansentraglx 4 месяца назад
alan was such a pushover!! anti alpha male
@ianbrewer4843
@ianbrewer4843 2 года назад
Too funny
@robertbluntfalsearrest7127
@robertbluntfalsearrest7127 4 года назад
It's a very stupid show but it is very funny
@ApartmentKing66
@ApartmentKing66 4 года назад
Which, I believe, is the point.
@lucifersdevilishdetails.
@lucifersdevilishdetails. 5 лет назад
But be aware you can get a prennent woman pregnant. I rare but possible
@ApartmentKing66
@ApartmentKing66 4 года назад
Like you can get a woman prego while on her period.
@nuke_6296
@nuke_6296 5 лет назад
Yesssss
@samanthacheetah3558
@samanthacheetah3558 3 года назад
P
@ninoinquieto182
@ninoinquieto182 13 лет назад
You know!!!!!!
@Lu199019
@Lu199019 12 лет назад
Hey~doctor Stephney
@no-oneman.4140
@no-oneman.4140 5 лет назад
Hey Dr House ...
@josephchavez9067
@josephchavez9067 5 лет назад
Jake would have got beat with a belt.
@kyreeseclarke805
@kyreeseclarke805 5 лет назад
Why
@attackhelicopter5154
@attackhelicopter5154 4 года назад
Why
@Purnendu1984
@Purnendu1984 5 лет назад
Hahaha
@srees9874
@srees9874 5 лет назад
I can't help but think that Judith is probably much better person than what she gets credit for ! I guess she is better than Charlie and Alan
@exodustimes4266
@exodustimes4266 5 лет назад
Sree S That is the dumbest thing I have ever read
@orumaito7136
@orumaito7136 5 лет назад
@@exodustimes4266 rt
@fisherking7798
@fisherking7798 5 лет назад
Only a woman could write that
@fatestaytilted8849
@fatestaytilted8849 5 лет назад
@@murderouskitten2577 the thing is allan probably makes a decent amount of money himself, but pretty much everything goes to paying for judith.
@murderouskitten2577
@murderouskitten2577 5 лет назад
@@fatestaytilted8849 true ! and ppeople wonder why you should never get maried :D
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