Two Asexuals Play Smash or Pass 3 | DUAL DESTINIES EDITION 

To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Clay Terran. The humour is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of theoretical physics most of the jokes will go over a typical viewer's head. There's also Clay's nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation- his personal philosophy draws heavily from Narodnaya Volya literature, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these jokes, to realise that they're not just funny- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike Clay Terran truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the humour in Clay's existential catchphrase "Wubba Lubba Dub Dub," which itself is a cryptic reference to Turgenev's Russian epic Fathers and Sons. I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Capcom's genius wit unfolds itself on their television screens. What fools.. how I pity them. 😂 And yes, by the way, i DO have a Clay Terran tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It's for the ladies' eyes only- and even then they have to demonstrate that they're within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand. Nothin personnel kid 😎

"sweet person who wears black and is intimidating and a person who wears white but is terrible" you're gonna have a field day with Simon and Nahyuta in SoJ

2:29 "they introduced shiny new attorney who i love to pieces and then they reintroduced tofu" is my new favorite way to describe dual destinies, thank you so much

I believe that the Clay Terran fanbase exists solely because he's barely got anything other than some art and the knowledge that he's Apollo's friend. Capcom essentially gave people a "write your own character arc" card. Also it might be because the protagonist in Great Ace Attorney Chronicles looks kinda like Clay.

These two are the only people I will trust with Ace attorney info, if they say something I assume it is true

When the hidden Ace Attorney fan in me needed them the most, the asexuals return with more content. Thank you both very kindly.

You have no idea how happy I was to hear that Clay rant, especially the part about FranMaya only serving as a double date to Wrightworth when they can very much be their own standalone thing. Really solid rant with a lot of great points that I never thought of before/never could put into words before.

OH MY GOD YES. I really like Blackquill as a character and he has cool BGM and sprites, but he's by far the toughest, worst and most infuriating prosecutor to go against. I had a whole love-hate-love arc with him.

As someone who loves(no past tense. Canon isn't real if I don't believe in it) Bobby as well - and who ships Blackbright too - I could relate to your "the reveal" pain. I was super dead after it.

I now demand a scene of phoenix and damian talking about their babies

Me, coming to help the ss. Blackbright: “help is on The Way dear! help is on the way!”

legitimately my only reasoning for why Clay is so popular, is just, it's the absolutely the most obvious thing to fix with an AU or fix-it fic? he's a literal blank state for fanfic writers because Capcom gave him nothing but a cardboard standee corpse. i do fully think the female ships deserve a lot more fanfiction though.

simon blackquill my beloved omg i adore this man 🫠🖤

Aura Blackquill my beloved crime lesbian Also I cant think about Bobby Fulbright without remembering a chat fic I read where he wore a fur suit lmao

8:50 my favorite ace attorney character that doesn't fit the art style is van zieks, the dude is straight up a castlevania character.

Don't let the fact that Aura is hot distract you from the fact that Aura kidnapped Trucy.

OMG like a week ago I watched your other vids. I can't wait to hear y'all drool over Blackquill. I've decided out of all of them, he's a PILF. Prosecutor and you know the rest haha.

the athena love is so real, the mood matrix was definitely my favorite little mini game type thing

When the world needed them most, they returned... Athena is possibly my favorite character in the whole series, I'm so glad you liked her! The entire Cykes-Blackquill family is great, really. The emotional core of their story is strong enough for me to rate this game extremely highly despite its many evident flaws. Also the whole rant about Clay Terran and the lack of WLW ace attorney fic is SO TRUUUUUUUUUUUE. Aura is literally the closest the franchise has ever come to actual canon queer rep, it's a crime she's not appreciated more. That's one thing I'll never understand about fandom culture, really: why, if given the choice, would anyone would choose to NOT write about lesbians??? Hopefully the remasters coming next year will bring more appreciation to the 3DS games in general.

i will NOT be taking this apollo slander i understand your perspective but at the same time you failed to realize a crucial fact HES SO COOL!!!

I will tell my grandkids this video is Ace Attorney 7

My friend sent this video to me, excellent takes, however I do want to apologize for the image shown at 12:34. I made it and posted it on Pinterest, I'm so so glad I could torture others by having the meme spread around

Your opinions on Apollo/Clay and the treatment of women, especially WLW, in fandom are based

"this is the Joker but for gay people" like the Joker isn't already for gay people 🙄

i can’t believe norma was so popular and honestly ?? i get it she’s in my top 3

Aw yeah the Ace Attorney's are back it again to show us the way when it comes to good taste in these digital hunks of meat.

THE BEST SERIES EVER HAS RETURNED

They did Apollo so dirty in this game and the next. My poor herr forehead :(

I wich we got more detail about Clay and Apollo's relashionship cause tbh i can see it romantic or not doesn't matter to me. Like at least meeting Clay in like the third case would had been anoth for me. Seeing him with Apollo interact from Athena's perspective and maybe even Clay, if Apollo was gone for like 5 Minutes or so having a heart to heart with Phoenix and Athena, like forshadowing a little, giving information about Apollo we never could get other then from Apollo himself and since Apollo isn't that much of a sharing person, it would be nice for them to learn. Like there is a lot of potential, it just... didn't got used and that makes me sad... Short i love them both, they didn't got the Justice they deserve

OMG THANK YOU! I've never understood the love for Clay Terran, like i don't hate him, but his only purpose is to just die so that that Apollo has some character development. Let's be honest right now if Clay wasn't attractive the fanfiction would be reduced by a large quantity 😂

Bobby and Simon are doomed Yaoi

I liked L'Belle so much in The Monstrous Turnabout but I can understand not liking him.

And when the world needed them most, they returned

Finally a part 3

The other day I was at a comic con panel where people were ranking attractiveness of 80s cartoon characters because I thought it would be funny, and while there I realized it's not as fun when allos do it, so I was thinking partway through "I should go rewatch those ace aa smash or pass videos". Which I then forgot to do, but I got this in my recommendations, so it all worked out Anyways yes stan Aura, I love her so much

WOOO welcome back, missed you guys. Hope you guys have fun with college and all that!

Welcome back to court!

Hell YES ive been waiting fir this one

Heyyy, nice, I'm glad this got a continuation! I really enjoyed the other ones, so I'm happy to see more! :D

no apollo is trans because i said so

Yo, I just rewatched the others one, so perfect timing

Robin in particular is a character with a lot of controversy given how she appears trans coded and the motive of pretebding to be male doesn't make a ton of sense. I like interpreting Robin as a trans woman. I know they canonically say she was born a girl but she could just be saying that because why not? If she knew she felt like a girl as long as she could remember it could work there's also no reason she needs to out herself as trans. Makes a lot more sense than her parents saying only males can be successful lawyers given we've had several successful female lawyers in AA. And its way better than the alternative of trans masc Robin because yikes. Having her parents pressure her to present as her gaab just makes sense to me idk that's just how I choose to interpret it 🤷‍♂️

This was worth the wait.

I'm glad I'm not the only asexual who plays smash or pass

Spirits of justice/Investigations/Great Chronicles HUWHENNNN

I was waiting

16:33 so, the Joker?

Everyone knows junipers real mom is Elle woods, who definitely exists in ace attorney.

YAS Finally lol

Bobby haters rise

7:27 So ... VonKarma would be a homophones bisexual???

Were the playthroughs uploaded or just off the record?