Two Asian Businessmen Clash in $1 MILLION DOLLAR pot (Real Money) [Funny] 

This man literally counted 6, 7, 8, 9, 10 before shoving all in and gets called. Legend

When do we get to the level in life to play a 1M$ pot and eat noodles confidently

There is definitely some cocaine in those ramen noodles

He acted so confident and counted as if he had a straight, it just seemed like a bluff. But no, this guy is just crazy

For people who don't speak cantonese, they were discussing how much to invest in an "insurance" pool, where the dude with the set of 10s was offering 3-1 odds to the guy with the straight to "insure" against a bad beat on the river. They eventually settled with Lo(guy with the straight)paying 200k to insure against a board pairing on the river(if that happens, he will get 600k back from the insurer, which is the guy with the set). That is why they opt to run it once again.

this dude goes all in and there is a million dollars on the line and he just care about eating

This literally looks like a game from a high school lunch break.

Lmao Lo is something straight out of a Stephen Chow movie

1:55 my man Lo literally counted from 6 to 10 and said "straight" like bro that was too much 😂😂😂

Husband : Hey honey I just Lost 1m$ in a poker game. Wife : Ah ok honey, Just be home before 7.

i wanna eat a 50C bowl of ramen, while playing for 100k

so casual, these guys are on another level

funny, this is how poker should be, not the fuckin robots with sunglasses these days

I love how these guys always look like they just got out of the office after a hard day's work.

We need to see more of these two players, they are hilarious together!

Funniest players I've ever seen in poker. Had to re-watch it a few times

This would be epic if Phil Hellmuth had the set.

If you ever play with Lo, every time he goes all excited and comical, you know HE HAS THE NUTS!!!

At 3:30 noodle guy actually said "200k? It doesn't matter, we're good friends after all" the million is barely chum change for these guys

Those reactions of the poker players made me laugh. He legit told his hand and thought was lying 😂

After the all-in and call they were discussing insurance in Cantonese. They agreed to insure Lo for $600K meaning that Lo will pay Phua $200K, and if he loses Phua will pay him $600K. So Lo won $991K minus $200K for the insurance. If Phua had sucked out on the river Lo would still receive $600K.

Even though I couldn't understand them I still really enjoyed their banter.

That was fucking epic. Just look how much fun they're having, poker needs more guys like these two, this is what poker should be not a table full of mute 20 year old math geniuses with no personality that suck the fun out of the game.

2:32 Phua: "call" **lo jumps as he's eating** LOL

Everything you do at the table conveys information. You can't be like all loosey goosey, eating noodles, being on the phone. Woohoo! Baby! I love it!

..winning more than 500k in one hand, eating noodles and thinking about new pocket money earned..

The guy eating noodles is my spirit animal 😂😂😂 ...taking care of business & eating 😂😂

such a graceful loser. I can never be like that guy, props to him.

Lol, they need to make a movie about the noodle guy (Lo)

Doesn't that Asian know that everything he does at the table conveys information. Eating that bowl of noodles all loosey goosey

that movement just after 2:06 loooooooooll I could not stop laughing hahaahahah loool seriously

i lose 100$ on poker night and was like omg what do i eat tomorrow and that guy losing 1 milion can still smile😂 yup world is unfair lol

gotta try that cocaine flavoured noodles tho

Lo looks like he had a jolly good time going skiing with the powder. Twitching and making all sorts of movements with his mouth 😂

Haha this is great. Lo’s expressions are hilarious 😂 It’s almost like it’s play money to these guys

Lo is my new favorite player. He's the Asian Charlie Manson of poker with those moves and faces!

6,7,8,9,10 straight stweight,,,oh in! these guys are hilarious ^^

Crazy how these guys are big time Chinese gangsters lmaoo

"you can't be all loosey goosey and eating noodles"

I can watch this many times and not get bored of it LOL

True asians being themselves. I love it.

just a drop in ocean for these blokes

6 7 8 9 10, ok all in. at that point it might cross my mind to consider folding

this is now one of my top favorite RU-vid videos. Now I'm off to go find more of this

I Watch This Once A Week, Never Gets Old

the dude who won - it's like he's straight out of an anime. this was awesome

Perfect time to launder money to each other.

this is the funniest poker video I've seen so far.

I like how the guy just casually raises 5 times the pot size like thats a normal bet size.

Lo even announce the count to have a straight when he said all in 🤪

Forget about Arab money, It's all about chinese money these days. lol

LOL that was awesome. None of the teeny boppers overreaction and crying.

The fact that Doug Polk and Ivey are there is awesome lol

I like how the guy counted from 6 to 10 and both players said “straight”, right before putting half a mil each into the pot.

Lol gotta love Lo's reaction to everything, very Hong Kong Comedy and Ng Man Tat like.

That Lo guy is so Leslie-Chơed, the asian one from Hangover

3:32 "haha.. shhhhh!" Savage noodle eater! Lol I love this guy

If you understand Cantonese it's even more entertaining when phua said seven head 😂

Dont feel bad for the man who lost, he is worth 10 billion dollars.

Eating comfortably while in a hand is a sign of huge strength.

Loved Lo's reaction when the other dude called!

I have a confession. I keep coming back to see this hand because of that funny guy Lu lol

Juanda had trips. Really.

This is baller game, one of my favourite

This is really hilarious. The way Lo simply reacted at 1:26 should be telling Phua to get tf out of the hand! But instead Lo just tells him, that he could have 678910 and then Phua just called! It all just seems ridiculous to me.

this is awesome. it reminds me of gaming with friends relaxing on few beers. wish all poker game was this funny and friendly.

haha i like to watch asians playing.. theyre so funny.. and look at that white man beside him... he had no idea what they were talking about 😂

laughing while losing over 400 thousand chips, interesting..

That ramen guy is real life Mr. Chow

From their Cantonese conversation, they said they were very close friend. What a friendship LOL

i am East European and in my country people act almost the same when they play card games or chess. i laughed so much during the entire video 😁😁😁😁

1:04 dat mouth

No matter how many times I watch it. I will still laugh when Lo call it All In

Lo had me when he was eating the noodles with the chopsticks.......LOL...😅😅😅

just for those interested: they were discussing insurance and 600K of the pot were insured against 200K... maybe gentlemen’s agreement beforehand as they didn’t bother figuring the actual equity %. Surely the money means little to these rich men, but maybe they didn’t have additional “spare change” at the table.

"I all in you fold!" LOLOL

To those who are saying how could Lo announce his hands and how could Phua called his all in need to see the whole episode, Lo was playing almost every hand and he was playing loose all session he was calling and raising with hands deemed very weak everyone thought he was a "fish" and throwing his money away. this is the only hand that LO completed a strong hand and got lucky that phua hit a top set, this is why Phua couldn't even imagine Lo having the straight even though Lo pronounce it he thought he was showing extra strength for his hand so Phua would fold. If you played on that table believe me you might even be tempted to call him with top pair his raises and calls were crazy, i can't be 100% sure but i remember Lo calling or raising someone with air and he showed his card to lose the pot . Also if i recall phua going all in on multiple occasions with his big stack into a small pot it's only this time someone called him because they hit a top set.

Lo's body language was so nutted 🤣

Without the commentary and numbers, it just looks like two guys enjoying a Friday after a long ass week.

Didnt expect this to be such funny, completely lost it when the guy casually started to count the straight out

2:19 Is so hilarious. You can tell a producer or someone was motioning about the food.

you can’t be all loosely goosey eating a bowl of noodles

I lost it when he broke out the chopsticks! 😂

Even after all these years, no poker game play has matched the fun that this one with these 2 geniuses did.

Lo reminds me of Jerry Lewis in his comedy bits. I had to laugh.

I love Cantonese ppl they Crack me up hahaha omg they're the best.

I laughed out loud repeatedly at this clip - hilarious.

2:32 the reaction you have when you cannot possibly believe that someone will call your absurd over shove with anything less than QdJd. You try and get a friend to fold lol and they pretty much put you on a pair gutter draw and call with top set 😂 😂😂

Ive seen this video a dozen times and it always amazes me...🤣🤣

Most calming announcers ever. For such an intense moment. Great voices

I would 100% wanna play poker & do Business with Lo

He has the most hilarious mannerisms.

They were discussing in Cantonese buying insurance in case Phua hit a full house on the river. Lo ended up buying 60k worth from Phua so Phua got a 60k insurance premium to reduce his loss

They look like they are so confident and having fun in the game because this is money they can afford to lose, these guys are BIG money, and gambling on another level out of sheer sport.

I told me brother the same thing, "I all in, you fold"! I got the nuts!!!

Knowing cantonese and understanding them is hilarious 😂😂

2:19 what did he see :-O

These guys are hilarious

You know he has money if he is shipping it with a smile.

Gives the chips straight back to him on loan to try take them again, these guys are awesome