uamee - SLAVHAMMER 40K (Squat for the Emperor) 

BLINS FOR THE BLIN GOD SQUATS FOR THE SQUAT THRONE

"warhammer is for everyone unless you are poor" xD, wise words have never been so true than these ones

Riding to battle with a Lada instead of an Imperial Knight. Bolters up, gopnik brothers

Guardsman: Is that a Bane Blade? Squatmarine: No, it's a Bane Blyat

SQUAT ON DEM HERETICS

"Vadim ! Drives us closer ! I want to hit them with my beer bottle !" Komissar Gopnik.

*makes song about Warhammer and has some questionable borderline heresy in the lyrics* *too afraid to look into comments* anyone else ever feel this? :D

This chapter is one of the most unique you can find. Known as the “Eastern Ghosts”,they were first mentioned in Imperial Records around M35 and specialize in many fields. In one campaign, they are Elite Sharpshooters and guerrilla fighters, able to wear down their enemy with ease. In another, they conduct mass infantry formations, along with Armored and Artillery Units, overwhelming their opponents. They are also known for intelligence gathering, reconnaissance, and psychological warfare. Even though their homeworld of “Vitor” is a forgeworld and have close ties with the Mechanicus, they still use and maintain centuries old wargear. Their origins are unknown, but many say they are of Space Wolves genestock and are known to give away alcohol or “vodka” as they call it, to any Guardsmen regiment they are assigned with. Others say they are of Traitor stock, specifically Iron Warrior genestock due to the fact that they are able to maintain near full Chapter strength with their world being mostly frigid and filled with densely forested areas, teeming with wildlife. But none of these rumors bored any fruition. Another interesting note is they squat while in prayer and call their neophytes “gopniks.” The battle-brothers are known apply three whites stripes on their helms to signify they’ve been baptized in fire. Their Chapter Master has a crude sense of humor that permeated through out the entire Chapter and carries an Artificer grade sword known as the “Blyat Blade” Edit 1: “Asgard” has been changed to “Vitor.” Relations- The Eastern Ghost have fought alongside some of the Imperium’s finest heroes, but that does not mean they are friendly with all. Especially giving the cold shoulder towards their Astartes brethren. One example of their callousness, when on a campaign with the Ultramarines and Salamanders in a nearby sector, fighting Chaos Cultists and a small band of Heretic Astartes. On the final assault, without warning, the Eastern Ghosts charged towards the enemy with full force. While incurring heavy casualties, they broke though and scattered the enemy. However this exposed their allies flanks, allowing the fragmented enemy to fire upon them. Many were severely wounded and afterword, the Ultramarines and Salamanders confronted the future Chapter Master then Captain Ivor the Brute, he remarked that “It is our duty to see it through the end, no matter the cost.” There relations with Imperial Guard are much better, having gone out of their way to assist them on more then one occasion. They allied themselves with the Cadian Shock Troopers in taking down a rebellious Planetary Governor and helped the Mordian Iron Guard resisting an Ork Waaagh. They worst relationship is with the Inquisition, particularly the Ordo Xenos. The Inquisition were planning to arrest a Planetary Governor suspected of consorting with Dark Eldar. On the eve of the arrest, the Eastern Ghosts, who were previously investigating the Planetary Governor themselves. Attacked his residence and killed him in the process, this angered the Head Inquisitor. However the Watch Commander, who was an Eastern Ghost himself, pleaded with the Inquisitor on behalf of his Chapter. Notable Characters: The Eastern Ghosts in its long tenure of service have produced some of the most capable Space Marines that have ever lived. To start off, we have the Chapter Master, Ivor the Brute. Born and rasied upon Vitor, Ivor was destined to journey across the stars for glory. He gained the moniker of "the Brute" from his supernatural strength, even before becoming an Astartes, he was a menace to anyone that crossed him. He completed his neophyte training and officially joined the Chapter on M40:857. Ivor rosed through the ranks, gaining the rank of First Captain in 9 decades. He came aross his signature weapon, the "Blyat Blade," on a Space Hulk, during his short career with the Deathwatch. (Ivor was returned to the Eastern Ghosts due to behavioral issues and his constant binge drinking with the Space Wolves.) He came back with honor and elevated to the rank of Chapter Master, shortly after his predecessor was killed in action fighting Orks. Now on to Ivor's closest friend, High Chaplain Nikola. The two have been friends since their neophyte days and have always looked out for eachother since. Nikola didn't seemed to fit in with the rest of his battle-brothers or the Chapter itself. He did not drink and always taughted temperance, a stark contrast. His philosophy came to a head when Ivor took over and his crude humor spread throughout the Chapter. Many of the newer marines started to pick up on Ivor's humor, much to the dismay of Nikola. There is also Cheif Apothecary Borya who is credited in saying "patrolling the Ultima segmentum, almost makes you wish for an Exterminatus." The Cheif Apothecary has had a rivalry with the Ultramarines for some and was not a result of the Chapter Master's actions during his time as 1st Captain. Notable Campaigns- The Eastern Ghost have served the Imperium for millennia, acting as the bulwark against the ever encroaching hoards of enemies. The Chapter have fought in many theaters of war such as the Badab War, War for Armageddon, and the defense of Cadia are but some their exploits. One of their greatest campaigns was during a conquering of a Feral World, the Eastern Ghosts had a two-thirds of the planet in their domain, when a Kabal of Dark Eldar attacked them. They were equipped to fight insurgents, but not xenos. However their doctrine emphasizes mobility and adapting to any situation, allowing them to quickly develop a strategy against them. The xenos were routed and accomplished securing the planet. Current setting- With the return of Roboute Guilliman, the commencement of the Indomitus Crusade, and the arrival of the Primaris Marines. The Chapter has had more involvement in any other millennium before hand. Especially with the fall of Cadia and the Imperium being separated in two, allowing Chaos to run rampant. The Chapter shall move forward with honor and veracity like it has for centuries.

In light of TTS ending, the opening "It's time to say good buy to your friends and family. And hello to the Horus Heresy!" And the outro "Warhammer is for everyone, unless you are poor" have never been so applicable.

Apothecary: "Brother, what are you doing?" Astartes: "I am squatting for the emperor." Apothecary: "Stop it. You are doing it so wrong." *Apothecary injects some holy squat genes*

BROTHERS RETRIBUTION IS AT HAND IT IS OUR STRENGTH LET FURY GUIDE YOUR WEAPONS LET VENGEANCE BE OUR SONG WE ARE THE ANGELS OF DEATH AND OUR ENEMIES SHALL FALL

THE CROSSOVER YES this needs to be slipped into an Alfabuse Video

Someone call Stringstorm. There's a collab waiting to happen here.

I feel like Omnissiah has to bless a Vostroyan Bandblade after this.

Eldar: We have Howling Banshees! Chaos: We have Noise Marines! Imperium: *AND WE HAVE HARDBASS!* *Approved by a humble servant of the Emperor, Inquisitor Babushka*

This isn't the Codex: Squats I was hoping for, but I'll take it.

I played this for some slaneeshi noisemarines now they are loyal once more.

"STC vodka blueprints" the the mechanicum are REALLY gonna party with this discovery!

Heels on ground for the hardbass emperor! *Approved by Professional Gopnik*

With old lore we should be piling thousands of little men with beards at our Emperor's throne.

Ever since the Vostroyan Protivogaz video I have waited xD

WH Fans: Are you loyalist or traitor? uamee: Да

*Theory:* The Emperor is Papa Hardbassov with armor

"Patrolling the Ultima Segmentum almost makes you wish for an Exterminatus" _OMFG FALLOUT NEW VEGAS FOLLOWS ME_ *EVERYWHERE*

Last time i was this early the Human Federation was still a thing.

Great track mate, Love the Artwork as well.

He protecc, he attact But most importantly He made us squat

first off, this explains the 40k universe better than many MANY people who have tried to explain it to me secondly, good job, this is a banger

That guy in background is a mixture of uamee and a warhammer space marine

"The less we talk, the more we shoot. The more we shoot, the less we need to talk. And i hate talking to you"

Glory to the Imperium of Slav.

"Warhammer is for everyone unless you are poor" Accurate, incredibly so. Plastic Crack is so thronedamned expensive

*SEMKI IS MY ARMOUR* *HARDBASS IS MY SWORD*

"throne room smells like nurgle" ....YES INQUISITOR THAT MAN OVER THERE!!

The mask makes more sense now. He was a beakie the whole time. That said, this should be the anthem of my custom Balkan Guard Regiment...

Spupify for the emperor? b..baka open.spotify.com/track/4YOjkMpQpvIRdYycwySrFY?si=3zX1cC7HSWO_EUkFGiYqQw

It's its its 😭 PERFECT

This song got me into Warhammer 40k and it's one of my favorite Hardbass songs

The 40k fandom never disappoints 💜❤️💜

"and this is how we cheeki-breeki for the emperor glory"

Вот так и знал, что после востроянцев вы запилите трек по вахе! И молодцы, что так сделали, получилось годно!

Even in the grim darkness of the distant future, slavs are still squating

*Sees Corvus Armor* I see you are a man of culture as well Uamee, nice

I've listened to this song over 345,990 times, and I like it

We at the TTS crew love you.

Jeez, Warhammer is going through the roof in terms of popularity

How are you ever supposed to not imagine Night Lords with triple stripe adidas lightning markings after this. Amazing.

Chapter name: Gopnik marines Primarch: Unknown Specialization: use of Hardbass and Vodka-Powered Tanks

I would gladly join the Slavmarines

Playing this while playing WH40K Space Marines. Next level experience

Я, как стопроцентный славянин заявляю, ЧТО ТРЕК ОХУЕННО КАЧАЕТ. СПАСИБО.

Hardbass mixed with warhammer 40K? You are the Emperor's champion uamee!

The smell of the throne room is the least of the emperor’s problems

When your Astartes Chapter recruits from Vostroya

damn... i have been looking for some good music to hear while painting warhammer. This is it i have found it. Thanks for the amazing music:)

The Most Holy and Divine God Emperor of Mankind has blessed me with Hardbass of the highest quality.

When you get a taste of uamee before uamee releases BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD

Imagine the Slavstartes bumping around in Land Speeders as fast as the White Scars and as rowdily as Space Wolves.

GLORY TO THE EMPEROR

The vostaryan firstborn and Valhalla ice warriors be digging this beat

FOR THE EMPEROR!

I want uamee to be in an episode of Emperor TTS.

UAMEE IS THE HARDBASS EMPEROR!!

The Emperor protects!

"COME, SHOW ME WHAT PASSES FOR FURY AMONGST YOUR MISBEGOTTEN KIND!"

Holy crap, this is good all around. Love the beat, epic warhammer related lyrics while adding gopnik humor? You’ve made a winner, man. Keep up the good work.

Uamee: ...Can't decide my farourite weapon... Me: That is rough!

Kitten partying with God-Emperor be like:

Battle-march of the Loyalist Noise Marine Regiment: the Cheeki Breekis

I just found this on Spotify and I can't stop imagining Dr Livesy in Ultramarine armor durring the laughing bits

We need a imperial guard song!!! p.d: I honestly never thought of a song like this set in warhammer you did a great job

Didnt think I could love Uamee anymore. I have been proven wrong

AND THE LORD EMPEROR LOOKED UPON HIS WORKS AND DEEMED THEM ACCEPTABLE

The Inquisition approves this message, the Emperor protects!

When you realize corona virus is a thing: "Vadim blyat!!!"

Thank the emperor we didn't lose hardbass to the dark age of technology

Yes this was on my birthday everything about my birthday has been bad, can't go many places and can't invite many people, even the small things like ghost of tsushima being postponed but man uamee releases a new hardbass you made my day

"Warhammer is for everyone unless you are poor" that hit home

Don’t mind me, i’m just waiting for TTS to have an episode with vostroyans using this song

Blyat, i was painting Dark elves from fantasy, now they Chaos Slavmarines.

Ah yes, my favorite Astartes Chapter, Tri Poloski.

A Gopnik Beakie? GIVE THIS MAN A CHAPTER!

That's a lot of dwarfs for the Emperor

Just played some Darktide today… immediately thought of this song while in the game. Dunno why but it’s just such a bop, and it fits with the chaotic gameplay pretty well.

it's starting, lads

I discovered the deranged universe of Warhammer 40K because of a random comment going about "Praising for the Omnissiah". Now I'm proud to know enough about it to appreciate this masterpiece, both in the context of the lore and because it fucking slaps. Also, the thought of an Ultramarine going "XAXAXAXAXAAAAAYBLYAT" cracks me up

Glory to the emperor

The Thousand Squats Legion is my favorite Space Marine Legion

Today I was sad, but now I am happy, for I am SQUATING FOR TERRA!!!!!!!!

I love how popular warhammer is becoming. Glory to the holy emprah of mankind!

That corvus helmet from warmammer is way too fitting for uamee

Doc: you have 2mins and 22secs to live me: vibes to this song

me: *thinking it will be about "normal" things, like a few other ones, or about the army* uamee: EMPEROR

Hey Uamee I know you probably won’t see this but you are the one who got me addicted to hard bass so *FOR THE EMPEROR WE SQUAT BROTHER!*

"xaxaxa Warhammer is for everyone, Unless you are poor" I'm dying.

Squats are not extinct. They're just given to the Emperor. ALL of them.

I'd unironically watch painting streams with hardbass in the background, please make it happen.

*Long have I waited for this day! IMPERIUM AETERNA, BLYAT!*

Лол, это все равно должно было когда то случится)

This is how my boyfriend got me into 40k. It started with an innocent "awesome hardbass track to train to", and now I'm binging TTS and looking into citadel tutorials.