UBER JOKES | Azeem Banatwalla Stand-Up Comedy | 2021 

always has been ☠️

With more hair on his hed.

sunder pichai have now converted into a standup comedian

He is an overachiever lmao

Seriously 😂😂😂 modi cinematic universe 😂

True

Yeah it’s like I’ve to watch twice .... once for the stand up and once for the subtitles:))) Azeem comedy sale ek ke saath ek free 😂😂😂😂

I sometimes address it in the show but nobody apart from you has ever got it 😂

Azeem Nolanwalla 😂❤️

😂yeah..4 months thing😂

I did catch that but being lazy, didn’t want to do a math calculation while 🤣

I didn't get it, could you explain

"Proma"n daw

@@parthade6251 lol😂😂😂

Yes....he missed the chronology of it! 😆😂

@@rkahale or maybe he did it intentionally... He went backward throughout so I think it was in the script... One step ahead of us Azeem always is... 🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂

@@PromaB18 True that. One joke does have many levels... totally Sci-Fi

I asked my Muslim friend why iss he a muslim type person he said bcos he is a muslim🐈👽

Lucky you 🤣🤣🤣

😂😂

Azeem should add this in subtitles 😂😂😂😂

🤣🤣🤣🤣damn

Charles the French fan?

meanwhile rss comic con tagline :P

😂😂

Bade Tezz ho rahe ho😂 Jokes mein logic dhoondh rahe ho 😁

Exactly... should have paid more attention to the script..apart from that I liked the content

Chronology thoda galat ho gaya bro =D

Great observation

Thats the joke bro.. very few (including you) got it.. read Azeen's reply to an earlier comment .

What's timeline flip bro ..i didn't understand

Not really people can get offended on anything

Do you want them to be?

Half of the time people are offended because of people like you lol

Well, nice observation!!!

It was a cryptic joke about the Quran being written/ read from right to left...🙂

@@ignorasmusI hope u didn't typed it with wrong intentions but u disturbed the brotherhood a bit, let's not make jokes on another religion it's not about freedom but it's being about secured. There are some stupid people who are just sitting free to create rivalry who will start threating u for this..

@@anantdixit8627 well, that took a weird turn

@@anantdixit8627 i hope you're being sarcastic 😂

Hehe.. Nice but koi fayada ni wo log apna mann bana chuke h ki unhe kya sunna/samajhna h aur kya nhi.. 😅

But why to send.. I didn't find any particularly Muslim jokes on Mohammed or Allah else he would be beheaded instead of just going to jail. So no new video will come sadly. Why not live peacefully instead of calling names to others while deep inside knowing the truth about different religions and how peaceful each religion is by reading terrorists attack list in the history of humanity.

@@youarecorrectiamwrongbecau1338 just replace the word allah with our bhagwan u will know ur answer

This will be shown in RSS Comic Con don't worry ! I will be organizing you are welcome as WC

The one who are watching it.. don't care if it's a muslim joke or a Hindu joke.. a joke is a joke for Christ's sake 🙏 ( Included all of us )

Correction: Muslim GOD*

@@piyushkawade6940 Gods?😂 We only have Allah my friend

@@altamishchowdhury727 God*

@@piyushkawade6940 edit karle meri jaan reply krke kyu sahi kar rha hai😅

@@altamishchowdhury727 👍

A guy asked a girl in a library: Do you mind if I sit beside you? The girl replied with a loud voice: I DON'T WANT TO SPEND THE NIGHT WITH YOU! All the students in the library started staring at the guy, he was embarrassed. After a couple of minutes, the girl walked quietly to the guy's table and said: I study psychology and I know what a man is thinking, I guess you felt embarrassed right? The guy responded with a loud voice: $500 FOR ONE NIGHT? THAT'S TOO MUCH! All the people in the library looked at the girl in shock. The guy whispered in her ears: I study Law and I know how to make someone feel guilty. Please check out my youtube channel ru-vid.com/show-UCGE-Pf2RsNUgpRjDzODsIpA

Where exactly was the JOKE ON A!!AH or PR0PH€T?? 😂😂 Once he mentioned A!!ah that to indirectly praising him meaning that A!!AH se kuch nai chupa sakte and you guys call it a joke?🤣

@piyush, ha yeh same Ganesh pe hota, tabh bohot sahi joke lgta na🌚🌚🌚

@@dikshabagade5542 ?

@@piyushkawade6940 I don't expect u to have the wit to understand sarcasm, so ok. It's fine

@@dikshabagade5542 Aree Didi 😂😂😂 usne comment Kiya ki agar joke Hindu gods pe hote, to uske saath kuch na kuch ho jata Mene reply kiya ki jaise iske dost Hindu gods pe joke krte hai vaise jokes na kiye hai aur na he himmat hai inme vaise jokes Karne ki (A!!ah, proph€t par)... And then😂😂😂 Aap ka comment Aya, which was apparently SARCASTIC according to you... "Ye joke Ganesha pe hota to accha lagta"😐😑 Kya samandh????😂😂😂😂 Sarcastically dekhe🤔🧐.... Fir bhi Kya samandh???😂🤣 Aur bole mujhe sarcasm samajh nai aayega, kisiko bhi nai samajh ayega yaar😂😂

The first of its kind. Let's see how it pans out.

Yaar bhakt waalo ko yeh tenet wala timeline thori na samajh mein ayega 😂

@@kapil4641 Have you even watched vir das. he is like the pioneer

@@kapil4641 definitely not first, you have many things to explore my friend

@@kapil4641 First ?? Watch Vir das ten on ten, on youtube only..

Pliss take care deer. Be vigilant of infidels.

Dude chill. Is ur faith so weak that it cant even take a joke?

@@abdussk.5715 R/whoosh

😂😂😂😂.

Sarcasm level 🔥😂

Azeem Nolanwala

He was here in kolkata, unfortunately audience turnout was really disappointing🥺

@@imrosedarakhshan7519 oh I missed it then..