ULTIMATE School Slander 

Tbh that music was banger

My mood can go from happy to fully depressed by just being reminded of school

“7:99 am” killed me 😂💀

As a university student that had to sit through all of this: 100% true and relatable

My school for the most part only has fire alarms in the hallway so half of the time the teachers don’t even realize they are going off

The only Binge-worthy content

As a teacher, I can confirm this is true ( This happens all time ).

2:39 that syncs well with the song

2:22 teachers always have the audacity to punish for not doing the homework when they cant do their own work

ah yes,the kid next door to school is so powerful he breaks time itself and is present at 7:99am

What’s your favourite time of day? Me: 7:99 am

Average art teacher is insanely accurate

5:48 have never related more in my life

My school's bathroom stalls don't have locks, the roof in the gym is collapsing, the football field hasn't been mowed in 4 years, an the safety shower in the science lab has and electrical box right next to it.

5:02 as a fourth grader,i can confirm that this is very true for every kid in fourth grade(including myself)

I did not know that there is 100 minutes in a hour That one kid who lives next to school at 7:99AM

0:28 relateble 🗿

That insane dodgeball play was me in seventh grade. In that moment, I felt high and mighty, but I didn't let the ego get to my head.

As someone in school in year 9, near the end of school for summer. I absolutely love these vids

Thank you I needed this

My holiday mood can go HAPPY to sad just being reminded of school

another banger from the one and only svel

These are relatable AND hilarious. The Mr. Bean one 🤣👏

List of crap that happened at my school this year! -gym teacher threatened to sue us when someone threw a rock at her -gym teacher told a kid he doesn't have a mom -guy pissed himself in history -5 fire incidents in the first 4 months of 2024 -lockdown because someone was armed outside the school -students almost arrested bc they made bomb threats -someone started crying because he lost a game of PE basketball -pick me girl fell down the stairs -Police dogs had to sniff the classrooms because of a cosmic brownie -Girl got expelled for getting freaky in the school bathroom -Lunch schedules were changed because of fighting -Someone got pants'd going up the stairs

0:55 nah bro these teachers be doin anything just to present a lesson 💀💀

based content (i watch these while i have a english assingment due)

Ngl the soundtracks that you used in this this video were so good

0:13 ah yes. 7 hours and 99 minutes. How normal.

The teacher talking to my parents is the most realistic

You know who is the strongest being? The fusion of the smart kid and quiet kid. That's me.

Band kids at my school have to preform “that” song…we all probably know

As an old 6th grader. I usually never made fun of anyone. Everyone deserves a compliment

Truly a masterpiece depicting the average school day. (plus fire music)

This esculated very quickly.

teachers explaining for the billionth time why your behavior wont fly next year

the nostalgic banger with the memes is just so-✨✨

the music brought me back to before school

This earned my sub cuz i realized that i had seen one of the videos here

5:13 by far the most goated game in every grade since

As a girl If the bug is alive: Evacuate to another country If the bug is dead: nom

7:48 i actually like it when there is a second page because it gives me chance to get more points in an exam that i am already bad at.

0:57 fr but another scenario, my city got a warning that a ww2 BOMB was detected there and we needed to get away, the Police would come to clear up the bomb so i could not explode, our teacher was like: No we have to end the Math Class, then you can get out, at least the last lesson of the day.

Watching this during winter break

as someone who just finished grade 10 i can confirm this is all true

7:24 I’m proud to say this was me more than once in my life.

It's monday: 🌚 But the Christmas party happened last friday: 🌝

1:15 I get nervous everytime they do that, like I did something wrong.

1:43 I hear an unnecessary amount of screams in a cafeteria room one time. There was blood curdling screams coming from a lunch table before because of a single cockroach when I was in middle school.

Lmfao anotha one That Bgm 😂🔥

bro the first one is so true because on friday my teacher in the middle of reading jekyll and hyde he just started talking about football and about some year 7 kid

Who is here on monday?

This summers gonna be great

the bug thing is the opposite in my school and the amount of times the guys in my class have gone from annoying to being too stunned about a bug to speak

Just from the first one i know this guy is 100% accurate

0:13 Hold on!!! Whybis 7:99 AM?

My junior year English teacher went on the most semi-controlled mini-rants within 7 months than I've ever seen with all of my other teachers, from Kindergarten through 12th grade, combined. It was fun when class discussions went on so many tangents that the discussion went from being about curricula such as figurative language to being about some of the most existential crisis-inducing questions to ever exist. In all fairness, a concerning number of my past teachers have misspelled my name. Usually, it was "Issac" or "Isacc." As for why, it's beyond me.

0:48 "when there is only one month of vacation left" Me with only one and a half months of total vacation days:😅

3:00 was the moment when the PE teacher gave out the awards of the soccer or football tournament- golden ball, glove and boot (Player of the tournament, best goalkeeper and the top scorer)

Me watching these as a grown ass adult, I surely don’t miss those days of school. I’m now a trucker and I feel more alive than I was in school. It gets better after school. It may be the opposite but it’ll be okay y’all. You got this. Stay in school and you’ll do good out there.

The most relatable one: That one homework related to essays where you have to write 500+ words about something and it's due in 30 minutes since you procrastinated

Never knew I needed loonboon orchestral remix

1:34 bro do you have cameras on me or something

I was quite lucky ive barely ever had any horrible teachers the worst i had was an english teacher who like when they talked about the thing i undertood it but like 5 minutes after class all the knowledge just vanished

7:48 nahhhh this awakened my bad memories oh gosh.

0:33 he not a criminal he just breaking bad fans

The music from bad piggies absolutely paired well

4:36 as someone who just came back from vacation (not summer vacation, I was in Puerto Rico) I know the pain

I just moved, and this district is so far behind im learning stuff that i did LAST YEAR, so i have A's in every class, but i do get summer vacation in like a month and a half, AND its FOUR months long.

i have 2 days left till winter break cant wait

0:59 YES!!!😂😂

The groupchat and dodgeball ones both have happened to me (In sixth grade i ran to kick a ball during dodgeball for some reason, someone threw a ball at me and the ball i kicked flew up and deflected i)

0:53 Math Teacher: I already had a talk with the meteor about this....

The Boys when a bug in class terrified the sh!t out of me.

0:55 my English teacher did this when there was a wild fire near the class and we were the only classroom that didn’t get to go outside 😂

good video in all but THE MUSIC 🔥🚨🔥

*Seeing this specific thumbnail at this specific time is pretty ironic because it's a Monday for me but I don't have school because it's mid-winter recess.*

Man, Everyone in every single year of middle school AND high school stacks markers. Also, all of those could not be more true.

7:47 "So, how was the exam? What did you think about it?" "As always, it was difficult, especially the questions on the back." "Wait, THE EXAM HAD-" _Dies from anxiety, he'd rather not live anymore than getting hit by the slippers_

5:20 bro this is so accurate 💀

0:41 dude im 1 day away 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

6:23 is relatable bc im a freshman with at least one junior in all of my classes this semester

Music brings back memories

As someone who got the video from 5.2k to 5.3k I am feeling immeasurably powerful

5:40 realist thing Ive heard today

We got no school Monday 🎉🎉🎉

1:56 their like"Yay,food"

“My teachers after finding this video” THAT GOT ME LAUGHING XD

POV: A phone ring in ur class and ur called down to the guidence office..

watching this at 7:43AM on a monday morning about to go to school 😢

3:44 so true, one time my english teacher said i was wrong when i was right on a easy a** test

This turned from a meme into a whole ass story

never knew that there were 100 minutes in an hour

Second meme is literally me, I live right across the street and half the time im late

mr bean doing the middle finger was wild;-;

Pro tip, if you are bored in school, take your scissors and a pen sharpener. Then, open your scissors and use it as a screwdriver for the screw mounting the blade to the sharpener. Take of the blade and tadaa you have made a shiv

Ima be honest I actually I enjoy my school, mainly cuz I love my awesome teachers and I don’t mind the work I get, AP European history and AP government were super fun classes and I was always excited to learn, I’m gonna miss this school year

That kid that doesn't want to go to school, I confirm that 7:99AM exist

during my parent teacher conference week, I was so scared for my life I was like"oh God, my mom's gonna kill me when she hears my grade. I bet I did so bad!"but my grade wasn't so bad, and I stopped being scared for my life

makes sense about literature teachers at 0:08 because in the meme it says "talks about literally nothing" they have literal in their name, so that kinda fits it [dont call me a nerd in replies please]

2:24 this is my English teacher bruh. He keeps saying he will give our tests back but it’s been 3 weeks 💀