Ultrakill enemies sociability rating Husks: Filth: wouldn’t acknowledge your existence Stray: wouldn’t acknowledge your existence Schism: Can’t acknowledge your existence Soldier: wouldn’t acknowledge your existence by choice Sisyphean Insurrectionist: wouldn’t acknowledge your existence Ferryman: normal human being 👍 Stalker: would cover you in sand Corpse of King Minos: would kill you unintentionally Machines: Swordsmachine: would kill you Drone: would kill you Streetcleaner: would kill you Mindflayer: would kill you Gutterman: would put you in the coffin Guttertank: would kill you if you don’t already die from the mines V1: would offer you spare change (and nuke you with it) V2: would kill you Sentry: would kill you from a distance Earthmover: would kill you unintentionally and kill you intentionally Demons: Mauricious face: would kill you Cerberus: wouldn’t acknowledge your existence or would kill you Hideous mass: would kill you Leviathan: would kill you Mannequin: would make you one of them Minotaur: RUN Angels: Virtue: would smite you at the smallest inconvenience Gabriel: genuine down to earth guy who probably is the most sociable person in this entire game 👍 Other: Cancerous rodent: would kill you horrifically Very Cancerous rodent: would kill you Mysterious druid knight & owl: very funny fella 👍 Big Johninator: would nuke you Minos Prime: very sociable person 👍 Sisyphus Prime: would make you part of his army to storm heaven and destroy it all 👍 Kitr: 🐱 Florp: down to earth friendly little guy 👍 Jakito: would kill you and everything else in this universe
Why would I need to spend time with a significant other when I can spend that time playing more ultrakill haha *i've never felt more alone in my entire life.*