Unhelpful doctor answers your questions for 43 straight minutes (100k sub Q&A) 

Timestamps for those of us rewatching (Spent way too much time on this... but hey it's video transcription practice!) 0:00 Intro about Q&A 0:34 Chow mein! 1:01 Am I going to die? 1:11 Are doctors scared of apples? 2:08 Have you ever clicked through a "one surprising trick" article? Ever had a patient recognize you from your channel? 2:46 *bleep bleep bleep * 2:56 I'M BACK - What animal/human hybrid do you dream of creating one day? 3:34 Most/least preferred way of death? 5:02 Can you say hi to Robert Gonsalez? What do you think of people who say "Thank God"? How does cat-dog poop? 6:43 How far could an pencil sharpener shave down a pinky finger? 7:03 *bleep bleep bleep * 7:10 Tea! also How much farting is too much farting? 7:39 What's the most odd condition a patient has come in with? 8:33 How many of subs came from Tom Scott? + Favorite channels 10:22 *Different Bleep* Fahrenheit superior to Celcius? 10:45 Any funny stories or Misconceptions? 11:22 Most obscure med treatment you've seen/used yourself? 12:25 Penis enlargment treatment? Am I adopted? Can I fake being a med practitioner? What do you think of cryogenics? Any pets? 13:26 Why left & right nuts not symmetric? 13:55 RU-vid as a hobby? 14:32 Can we increase life expectancy? 15:45 Take on Ayurvedic treatment/medicine? 16:29 How doc come up with congenital heart disease name? Also "genital"? 17:45 Is saving ppl not worth it? 17:57 * rapid fire* Cellphone cause cancer? Smart enough for med school? Why cardiology? 18:12 How cope? Opinion of channel's near failure? Pee stored in balls? Are you Indian? Why did my dad leave me? 18:51 Would you stop being a doctor if youtube channel took off? + importance of hobbies 19:32 Brexit on med? How many patients have you killed? Vid on meditation? 20:07 Opinion on NHS? Any big changes? 21:12 plan to take over the world. Also future book? 21:32 Funniest reason someone came to see you when nothing wrong? HIV +ing up 23:05 Why human spine so vulnerable? Human errors by Nathan Lents book recommendation. Type of alcohol for enemas? 24:00 How much of harmless substance to kill you/OD? 25:48 Is pharmacy a good career choice? 26:41 What are your origins? What's the powerhouse of the cell? Opinion of KFC? 27:16 Why drawn love heart so weird? 27:58 Advice for someone aspiring to be a doc? 28:17 Working out worth it if whipped cream? Can doc make doc? What to study? Am I salad? 28:58 What do you call a person who graduates bottom of the class in med school? 29:05 Why ashamed of saying they are a doc? Do I have white privilege? 30:04 Hospitals smell the same? "Dr." Mercola? Aliens souls trapped in bodies? Your age? 30:30 *why you all still here? * (IDK man, IDK) How much constant bleeding would be sustainable? 31:41 Why male/female discrpencey in testing/treatment? 32:21 Can we have your liver? Diff specialties with diff biases? 33:30 Doctor handwriting? - serious soapbox rant. 34:35 How deal with treating people with selfdestructive habits? 35:21 Asking questions. Why are there still monkeys if evolution? Sinus veosus why? How do you remember everything? 36:08 Have you seen patients die? What's your favorite Dr? 37:10 Why make vid when expance? Personality transfered to AI? 8 fingers = spiderman? 37:30 Latin name for Brazil nut? memory bank accessing & rambling of nuculeus 38:48 How semblance of normality? histology? swim in air? 39:10 Rather more med literacy in patients? Can plants have cancer? 40:00 Worst med treatment had to perform? Do you love me? Funniest misconception of doc? 41:35 Privitization of med? What does it mean for the future? 42:35 *Seriously, why are you still here???* (In the home stretch) Conclusion & Thanks

A sarcastic British doctor answered random questions for 43 minutes. This is what happened to his liver. (For real though, congrats on 100k!)

"Nothing initially looked that wrong (he was dead)" - British Doctor, 2019

‘Well I’m a cardiologist so thanking god and thanking me are basically the same thing’ Cracked up

Congrats on 100k Rohin! I remember when you tweeted out my laxative brownie video, I saw you had made an excellent video the month before on da Vinci and the heart. I had to put it in a playlist! Congrats again my friend

"Can plants have cancer?" Yes, they can. But since almost all plants have have dozens, hundreds, or thousands of copies of each "organ" (like leaves, roots, flowers, vessels for transporting water and nutrients) and because the cancer can't really spread through old wood, the cancer normally doesn't cause the plant much trouble. It can lead to ugly growths on the trunk or deformed branches, but the plant as a whole usually remains healthy with no threatening side effects. - Trained gardener and horticulture student

Your humour style is that of a person who read the "The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy" series too young and internalized it forever. I love it!

3:30 I would want to die in my sleep like my grandfather. But not screaming in terror like his passengers.

An apple a day keeps the doctor at bay An apple at night, become blind to their sight All apples all week, past cold hands I sneak A full apple tree, now doctors fear me

"Medicine, comedy and the relentless trolling of imperial unit users." Bra-vo!

It blows my mind how naturally funny you are! Quick wit

Normal people: How would a centaur wear pants? Doctors: How would you defibrillate a centaur?

Fun little joke... Fun little joke... "Scooped his eye out with a spoon"

Thanks for getting me past 100k subs people. Sincerely. I guarantee none of you will get a cold for the rest of the year. You will be blessed with superior endoplasmic reticula and only the finest killer T cells. Don't worry, back to normal vids after this.

43 minutes of medlife crisis to cure my midlife crisis, I'm excited!

Aww, you didn't answer my question. Though to be fair, I didn't ask one.

Ali: Can cell phones cause cancer? Medlife Crisis: yes.......if you smoke them. Me: *extinguish my cellphone as quickly as possible*

I feel bad I didn't answer so many questions that were posed so ask me again here and I'll do what I can.

Accidentally just watched a 43min q&a video. Didn't even notice

I think you'd have to use the defibrillator on the horse part, because a centaur would need a horse heart to pump all the blood around

"Am I going to die." The answer to that sadly, is no. You will unfortunately live forever and bare the fate of experiencing the infinity of time.

You know someone is of superior intellect when they quote Tim Minchin in passing.

I like how hes pretending to take a sip out of his camera lens

"thanking god or thanking me is basically the same" "it's an easy mistake to make... if you are an idiot" "Nothing initially looked that wrong , he was dead" "this is not my field, stop asking me about balls" I like your comedy. congratulation on the channel

"If you are still watching... I can't understand you. Get help! But thank you" - Well, you're welcome! I enjoyed this video quite a lot and I think you should do more of them. You are a very likable person!

My grandfather who used to be an EMT told me a similar thing (liquified body) from people who had been hit by a train... yea, good talk we had.

You always drop whatever you're doing to watch their videos? "Doctor, we're losing him!" "Hold on Tom Scott just uploaded a video about this neat place I didn't know about I have to watch it"

This is the only 40+ minute video I could watch without getting bored

Your CG hospital background is so realistic /jk

As a vet I am also intrigued as to how you would defibrillate a Centaur! Maybe a Centaur has two hearts and you would need to use two units in tandem? Domestic animals don't usually experience ventricular fibrillation or other shockable rhythms so maybe it is a trick question?

“If you’re still here for some insane reason” I just want someone to talk to me while I eat my salad

You are seriously funny. I learned a lot from this video, I'm taking it all at face value and I will be presenting everything you've said to my friends and loved ones as gospel.

your channel is the best thing that could have happened to my youtube subscrition feed in the 2018-2019

the story of the liquified body and the sadly weird person (eyeball and tongue) was tough. Such experiences would have a lasting impact on me, I guess.

We're going to need an example of said "beautiful" hand writing.

26:00 *pharmacy student is proud and happy we finally getting acknowledged*

"can cell phones cause cancer?" "yes.. if you smoked them" roast to the smokers right there

I clicked on this video without realising it was 40 minutes long and it was over before I knew it! You are genuinely very entertaining, interesting, and funny! Keep up the great work :)

"Our projected lifespan expectancy won't exceed 150 years." -Medlife Crisis

2:57 -- I half-expected, "I've got a long list Archie ... you're on it."

8:37 Well, for one thing, this subscriber came from that video he made for Tom Scott! And I'm so glad Tom gave him the opportunity, I really love this channel, and I never would have found it without that video.

Congrats on 100k!

Love your videos and dry humour. Congrats on the silver plaque

This is greatest channel ever, I'm binging on every single one of your videos.

Thank you for the time and effort you put into these videos. Even at 100k, you're still criminally underrated. I've enjoyed every video of yours that I've watched. Keep up the good work. :)

Thanks for the laughs! And for the one serious answer! Looking forward to your next videos!

You're a good man, Doc. Thank you for what you do, on- and off-line.

Did the gay lad happen to have an ironic immunity to HIV? Maybe you could extract the cure?

congrats on the 100,000 mark - you deserve every sub - and so much more. OMG I can't believe how talented you are - and how you find the time to do everything in your life - your professional life, challenging as it is - this amazing channel with awesome content - medically insightful & accurate (usually) ("please do not expect any useful information in this video") love the deadpan humour in all your content - *always* clever and funny - (and on top of that - having a personal life - being a dad) -

Delighted you have hit 100000, look forward to the million

I found your channel 2 days ago and I am absolutely loving it. The interruptions during recording add a definite charm and really immerse me into listning what you got to say - feels very real.

Congrats on the 100k. Found your channel yesterday and already watched every video you have. Love your humour and wit. You've inspired me to dig out my old human biology alevel textbook just to read through it and learn more in my spare time (if only I'd done that while in alevels 😂). Just wanted to say that you're a real life hero and I'm looking forward to the many more videos to come!

Great video, thoroughly enjoyed it. Have a great rest of your day, and I hope you regain your will to live soon.

You're an absolute madman! I love it.

I watched it from beginning to end, I swear! Your mix of sarcasm and deep toughts is really pleasant to follow.

Thank you so much for atleast remotely adressing my question lol, you seem like an amazing doctor and I was curious as to what medical challenges or perhaps moments that have left you stumped. Congrats on the 100k !!!!!!

Awesome video man. Very few content creators can make something this good.

Your videos are amazing. I love the sarcastic remarks you make with a straight face. My type of humor. Keep educating!

Clearly among the best videos I have ever seen; both vastly entertaining and informative.

This is perfection.

Rare genuinely interesting QnA. The first one I've actually fully watched. Good job!

I love your channel so much, its great that you do this in you're limited free time. That MDMA death comment cracked me up as well.

You deserve all of these subs, probably one of the funniest and best people talking about medicine on RU-vid.

Thank you for helping me believe in the goal of using medicine on RU-vid for the benefit of others. Your success is an inspiration!

I am amazed how you are about as good improvising as you are doing scripted videos. Great stuff.

You are fantastic and I appreciate your humor and opinions. I discovered you while recently rewatching an older LegalEagle video where you explained a joke and you did a fantastic job. I am an old man with a terminal illness and I greatly respect your vocation and even more when you can find that healthy humor imbedded therein. I have just recently discovered your content and I am looking forward to many hour of viewing. Thank you for this opportunity to view from your side of the medical world and I appreciate it greatly. I wish good health, happiness and all the best to you and yours!

This channel is pure gold

Thanks for the video. You asked why we would stick it out to the end? Humour, humility, knowledge, honesty, and no mistruths (humour excused). As with all your other vids. Please continue...

classic. ur a very smart fella, i like the way you integrate humor into your informative videos

Real engineering is how I discovered your channel, and I will be eternally grateful to him for that collaboration. I am now slowly but surely getting through all of your videos. Thank you so much for such excellent content.

Loved this video. Can’t wait for 300k!

With regard to your question in 42:41, other than laughing hysterically at your videos, I sometimes turn on your extra long videos (and your soothing voice) to drift off to sleep.

I love how this immediately goes off the rails.

Absolutely loved this!!

Congratulations! Thanks for sharing informative and engaging content!

Your channel is one of my all-time favorite. it has this amazing mix of entertainment and knowledge that can be applied in real-life situations. In short: "wishing you the best" is wishing ME the best! :-)

Oh my Doctor! Thank you so much for answering my questions! ☺️☺️☺️☺️ Didn't know I was worthy enough for your attention. You just made my Monday delightful. ☺️

You’re literally the funniest person on the Internet

I am still watching at the end because your voice is soothing and provides a good background of noise to the things I'm actually doing.

The scrubs references was so subtle and appreciated!

34:30 of course, a medical AI would have perfect "handwriting"

Gratz on 100k

I'm so glad to have found your channel. I love your accent. Keep up the great work!

man that HIV guy really takes the cake even considering the gauged eye with cut tung guy

You've passed a milestone... Did it hurt? Congratulations... very much like your content!

Thanks again Dr! Always a delight to watch you and feel smarter afterwards happy during.

Really enjoyed this video! To come up with such sharp and quality jokes, being probably as tired as he looked, is incredible!

Came here to just say congrats and keep up good work 😊

As usual, incredible stuff Rohin! And congrats on your 100K - you're now a celebrity.

Your vids are great! Awesome, really éducative and funny! Keep up your work! Cant wait for the next one!

There's a good chance that your channel will grow way way beyond your expectations. You're a natural.

"If you are still watching, get help" well I could but I'm going to watch the 200k subs one now. So maybe later? Really loved the video, by the way! For someone who has spent so much time at the hospital and will be attending med school, your channel is a treasure!

Chubbyemu - agreed. Also appreciate your channel. Always look forward to vids from you both.

solid work. great job on the milestone

Watched all on one breath - fun, fascinating and allowing to learn something new and interesting! Thanks!

Found your channel from the Tom Scott video you did! Absolutely brilliant content, mate, your comedy and easy way of explaining things has really picked me up when I've been in really rough periods in my life. Congrats on 100K!

Damn! This was the first time my comment was featured anywhere ever! Thanks!

This was fun :) I'm really enjoying your channel. I always learn something new along with a few laughs.

You have a very soothing voice, I’m still here because I fell asleep half way through!

You got me good with "Are we salad or are we dancers?". Thank you.