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Unintentional ASMR 💎 VERY Soft Spoken Gemstone Therapy Session Is Amazing For Sleep & Anxiety 

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In this video Isabella speaks with her very soft spoken voice performing a super soothing gemstone therapy session with a relaxing ticking clock in the background. The video has been edited to remove some loud noises so hope you find this ASMR video as sleep inducing and relaxing as I did editing it.
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@PureUnintentionalASMR
@PureUnintentionalASMR 4 года назад
Huge thanks to the lovely Isabelle at the Gemstone Therapy Institute's channel: bit.ly/GemstoneTherapy Also if you like more energy healing ASMR videos like this then check out our new channel: bit.ly/21stThinking NEW videos coming this week! AS always hope you like this video. If you do please consider liking the video and commenting below. It really helps out!
@caramac300
@caramac300 4 года назад
I've watched a few of her vids over and over for a while now. Her colour ray spray vids are fabulous. Whacky but great
@geraldleonard4412
@geraldleonard4412 3 года назад
She is good! When I was a kid we had a ouija board. Scared the crap out of us! I think it would be a different experience if she somehow added a ouija board with more players. It may enhance the patient's experience. Just a thought! She is great just like this!
@91chilipeppersfan
@91chilipeppersfan 3 года назад
9999
@cobraneo
@cobraneo 3 года назад
Really great asmr 👍
@dicw98439
@dicw98439 3 года назад
Two words... Absolute Quackery!
@MySnakeisSolidus
@MySnakeisSolidus 4 года назад
The crazier the therapy is, the better asmr gets
@RodrigoSantiago1
@RodrigoSantiago1 Год назад
Boom
@vintagearisen
@vintagearisen 6 месяцев назад
I love when they "heal" you by waggling their fingers at you
@akk709
@akk709 3 года назад
So glad they have “certified” gem stone therapists and not the wacky, fake, rip off gem stone therapists
@BWater-yq3jx
@BWater-yq3jx 3 года назад
certifiable.
@Markybug-Keira-Cody
@Markybug-Keira-Cody 3 года назад
I KNOW !
@anotherunboxingchannelasmr7920
@anotherunboxingchannelasmr7920 3 года назад
Are you sure it’s not “certified-gem stone”
@isabelmarguerite5560
@isabelmarguerite5560 3 года назад
I THINK/GUESS this woman genuinly wants to help her clients, believes this and not faking her motives. But it's wasted money.
@Nemisis2290
@Nemisis2290 3 года назад
@@isabelmarguerite5560 Wasted money for some, it tends to be more placebo treatment than anything, and placebos haven't been disproved and in fact have been proven to improve overall health.
@aSmashingTime
@aSmashingTime 2 года назад
The most relaxing mugging I've ever seen
@TheRealNazeem
@TheRealNazeem Год назад
Bet she took that poor woman’s watch and necklace with some garbage excuse like “the constant ticking is pulling bad energy towards you” 🤣🤣
@8dazeAweek2
@8dazeAweek2 Год назад
This is the first time a comment on an ASMR video has made me laugh out loud 😂😂
@dovesandcoldplay
@dovesandcoldplay 9 месяцев назад
😂
@Modioman69
@Modioman69 9 месяцев назад
Lmfao! Your comment got me good.
@Basicdowntowngirl
@Basicdowntowngirl 26 дней назад
@@TheRealNazeemLMAOOOO
@isabelmarguerite5560
@isabelmarguerite5560 10 месяцев назад
<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="1519">25:19</a> "I'm not just randomly spraying" But jokes aside, this ASMR is a gem
@scott-o3345
@scott-o3345 3 года назад
Today, in our hidden camera interview, we've replaced Isabelle's regular gemstones with some of our Folgers coffee crystals. Let's see what happens.
@edwardjamesjr1
@edwardjamesjr1 3 года назад
This is the best comment! So many allusions to cultural memes!
@CasperLCat
@CasperLCat 3 года назад
What happens ? Exactly the same as with the gemstones !
@TonyGonzales
@TonyGonzales 2 года назад
These flavor crystals are really increasing my energy flow!
@joemendoza2292
@joemendoza2292 2 года назад
Wow. Old school right there.
@keepitkawaii4467
@keepitkawaii4467 2 года назад
🤣😂😹
@melissacummings5578
@melissacummings5578 3 года назад
I hear hotels near the Connecticut airport are some of the most mystical places in the world.
@pharmshot
@pharmshot 3 года назад
melissa cummings this comment should have so many more likes 😂😂😂
@MrYuck-xt8dw
@MrYuck-xt8dw 3 года назад
Due to CONVID, I'm sure all Conutticunt hotels are derelict shitholes right about now.
@ApothecaryDasago
@ApothecaryDasago 3 года назад
As a resident of Connecticut I can confirm the mystic energy
@erikj.2066
@erikj.2066 3 года назад
Absolutely, in fact I hear all the essential gem ladened waters for the various magical pump sprayers is found right on tap in the ladies bathroom sink there, even the 7 color diamond spray.
@dazzhazz1
@dazzhazz1 3 года назад
LMAO!!!!!
@torvaldask7193
@torvaldask7193 4 года назад
Such nice, soothing and relaxing horse shit
@TheMuddyMilesTrain
@TheMuddyMilesTrain 3 года назад
that cracked me up, couldn't agree more.
@rebeccajames7487
@rebeccajames7487 3 года назад
Same! Brilliant 🤣
@blammela
@blammela 3 года назад
She is the worlds most ASMR kook... seriously recommend her channel. Such a quack. So ASMR.
@Jujudeze22
@Jujudeze22 3 года назад
Ok, l laughed.
@silverathlon
@silverathlon 3 года назад
Lol
@slipnotovk
@slipnotovk 10 месяцев назад
"Cleansing area". Also know as a few sheets of paper towels. This is amazing
@FrenkTheJoy
@FrenkTheJoy 3 года назад
I don't believe gem stones balance anything, but I don't see anything wrong with wanting to pay some money to lay down somewhere you know you won't be disturbed to have some in-person ASMR. Seems super relaxing. And man, if people want to pay a ton of money to have rocks balance their humors, that's their business.
@FrenkTheJoy
@FrenkTheJoy 3 года назад
I mean it seems like if you want the relaxation of a massage but don't want people to touch you very much, this is a good solution.
@bryanfinkell5184
@bryanfinkell5184 Год назад
I couldn't more !
@squizzyicetea
@squizzyicetea Год назад
That's how I feel. As long as you're not telling some kid who's bleeding out that all they need is to smell some lavender oil, I think it's fine. People can buy and believe whatever they want.
@Weirdeiolu
@Weirdeiolu Год назад
I considered a session in a place like this but saw that the woman who ran the centre talked on facebook about crystals “curing” disabled children and the like and forgot about it. Without the woo it’d definitely be very relaxing.
@titiorangetree
@titiorangetree Год назад
@@Weirdeioluthat’s actually so sad! i respect people’s beliefs as long as they’re not hurting anyone, like you can have your rocks healing your organs or whatever without being an ableist or bigoted POS. that being said i’d also love to go to a session like this, id go into a coma in that position
@Broknchainz
@Broknchainz 4 года назад
The less sense these “professionals” make, the better the ASMR. I would love to have her swing stones and spray water all around me. Yay!
@dandunning7731
@dandunning7731 3 года назад
I feel the exact same thing, the less sense they make and the more strongly they believe what they are saying, the more tingles I get lol! I wonder why… 🤔
@jdaydubbfrm19th96
@jdaydubbfrm19th96 3 года назад
"Yay" wtf 😭
@UmatsuObossa
@UmatsuObossa 3 года назад
@@dandunning7731 So I'm not the only one who enjoys hearing others make up nonsense? I had a nephew that would tell me about dreams he supposedly had or things he supposedly did, and he was. OBVIOUSLY making it up in the moment and it was always such bullshit...but i never called him out on it because i just liked listening to him do it.
@bugi9309
@bugi9309 3 года назад
It’s all in the mind
@69SalterStreet
@69SalterStreet 2 года назад
@@dandunning7731 I think its because an aspect of personal attention is sincerity. Asmr peeps tend to have incredibly emotional intelligence so authenticity is important
@hollio6562
@hollio6562 3 года назад
The lady on the table is like, "this is the last time I answer a Craigslist ad for a job."
@TechMan042
@TechMan042 2 года назад
I would hope it was a full time gig
@alexanderscott2456
@alexanderscott2456 10 дней назад
I'm pretty sure all of the people she uses for demos know her personally. She's probably a small time cult leader.
@SteamingBurito
@SteamingBurito 3 года назад
I watch this to relax. So I would probably do this to relax. The placebo effect is weird and powerful. It doesn't ways require belief to work. It one session cost me 100 bucks but it relaxed 1000 worth of stress away, I'd go home happy.
@rachelearles8768
@rachelearles8768 3 года назад
I feel the same way! I can use all the help I can get losing stress.. People are too judgemental. Some people spend 100 on drinking on the weekend to blow of steam, some people spend it on massages or Reiki sessions or something like this video, it's all the same as long as no ones getting hurt and doesn't spend outside their means financially or it becomes an obsession or addiction. Also some people shop etc. Ton of examples
@jv-ep2tc
@jv-ep2tc 3 года назад
there is no such thing as placebo effect as in "believe it and it will happen" healing. if there was, USA would not have the highest prescription rate in the world.
@xoluciaxo_3721
@xoluciaxo_3721 3 года назад
I remember going for treatment for extreme fatigue due to cancer treatments to this chinese medicine type doctor and just laying there while doing the most bullshit things thinking.. this probably aint doing shit lmao. but looking back at it now it was really relaxing and kinda ‘fun’ bc it felt like a real life asmr experience😂 Still not really worth the money though because it really didnt do shit in the end oop, rather would have just taken a nap at home
@Lange0716
@Lange0716 3 года назад
I actually e-mailed her gemstone therapy center to inquire about a session and it's actually $300 for an hour session and you usually end up getting another practitioner working on you. That's a little steep for me for some basic relaxation
@Nasmr1
@Nasmr1 3 года назад
@@Lange0716 300 an hour?! That’s 1800 for 6 hours work. Or over 400 grand a year.
@brianfettner3153
@brianfettner3153 3 года назад
Did this seminar come with a free continental breakfast? Nothing relaxes me more than eating a two day old danish while watching the neighborhood cat lady wave a crystal wand.
@thomasskeffington4539
@thomasskeffington4539 2 года назад
More relaxing than watching ASMRsenal.
@keepitkawaii4467
@keepitkawaii4467 2 года назад
Oh be quiet. She's making bank and you're on RU-vid whining
@JoaoSilva-on4od
@JoaoSilva-on4od 2 года назад
That comment relaxed me. I may need a customized mandala.
@tirididjdjwieidiw1138
@tirididjdjwieidiw1138 10 месяцев назад
@@keepitkawaii4467real shit tho
@neuroasmr7861
@neuroasmr7861 4 года назад
There really is nothing in the world like unintentional asmr
@1BadSavage
@1BadSavage 2 года назад
Sure there is... Intentional asmr
@markhughes8314
@markhughes8314 4 года назад
Its good to know that she is not just spraying that stuff randomly around willy nilly.
@MVPUnlucky
@MVPUnlucky 3 года назад
Wouldn’t want the “intelligence centers” to get TOO activated now would we?
@nctsoftware5272
@nctsoftware5272 3 года назад
I'm going to guess you can buy a bunch of this crap on her website for a stupid amount of money.
@jacqueknight5000
@jacqueknight5000 3 года назад
I literally chuckled when I read your comment. Thanks dude!
@w.hayesconner1317
@w.hayesconner1317 11 месяцев назад
I like how she emphasizes “diamond!” in a confidential, mutedly excited way when bringing up the possibility that the universal humours might allow her to spray them on the client, as though something slightly luxurious and exclusive is going to happen.
@michaelgreen9237
@michaelgreen9237 6 месяцев назад
She doesn't even use real diamonds. In her Gem show haul videos she shows how she uses Herkimer diamond to infuse her sprays. Herkimer diamonds are just double-terminated quartz crystals.
@jv-ep2tc
@jv-ep2tc 6 месяцев назад
You’ve just described the very essence of advertising.
@CasperLCat
@CasperLCat 2 года назад
“I’m doing this just because that’s what feels right.” - gemstone healer. Yeah, that pretty much sums up the whole scientific method right there.
@reborndrakken
@reborndrakken 2 года назад
You missed the most important part... the healers internal monologue. " I'm doing this just because that's what I feel is needed to convince you to give me your credit card details"
@cjdfv
@cjdfv 4 года назад
I forgot Connecticut even existed until now. Thanks!
@MrYuck-xt8dw
@MrYuck-xt8dw 3 года назад
Don't worry, once COVID goes away. So will Connuticunt
@bugi9309
@bugi9309 3 года назад
What’s a conneticont again
@Loungesugar
@Loungesugar 2 года назад
In Connecticut I hear they have trees and buildings, but that could be just a rumor
@miketilton6393
@miketilton6393 2 года назад
I had to Google it and I'll be damned, there is
@dragontamer6922
@dragontamer6922 2 месяца назад
Same, I even live here, but I have to I remember I exist sometimes
@Twogunsay10
@Twogunsay10 4 года назад
i want some of that diamond spray cause my aura be banging
@EightTicks8
@EightTicks8 4 года назад
@<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="1520">25:20</a> ..."so I'm not just randomly spraying." Lol.
@klnamab4872
@klnamab4872 4 года назад
And @1:06:34 lol!!!
@EightTicks8
@EightTicks8 4 года назад
@@klnamab4872 nice catch! I didn't notice that one. I was probably asleep by that time.
@nctsoftware5272
@nctsoftware5272 3 года назад
She said the quiet part outloud.
@whatsuncledandoing
@whatsuncledandoing 2 года назад
My favorite part is when she says radiation can get trapped in the body. Because that's precisely how radiation works. I also like that somehow rocks correspond vaguely to wood and to fire, and also that diamonds come in spray form.
@kaylaa5699
@kaylaa5699 Год назад
Also, you kind of need the electrical energy that's in your body, it's what makes your heart beat. If this stuff actually worked, that part would have killed the patient lol.
@whatsuncledandoing
@whatsuncledandoing Год назад
Srsly tho. Diamonds aren't water soluble.
@iliahi2054
@iliahi2054 9 месяцев назад
Look up Dr. Emoto's work...the energy changes the water.
@alexanderscott2456
@alexanderscott2456 2 месяца назад
And the sprays are available for the low, low price of $46 on her store. That's a few hours wages for some tap water that presumably had a gem sitting it in as if it works like vanilla extract.
@kgodmode177
@kgodmode177 3 года назад
Geology - study of rocks Gemstone Therapy - smoking of rocks
@mikvance
@mikvance 4 года назад
Literally every single one of her videos are ASMR gold!
@comfortablynumb6294
@comfortablynumb6294 4 года назад
Yes they are! Been watching her for years now!!
@Ari-jm6xx
@Ari-jm6xx 3 года назад
Yeah, I used to gorge on her videos years ago.
@gracie1312
@gracie1312 3 года назад
More like asmr tanzenite
@tylertyler82
@tylertyler82 9 месяцев назад
@@gracie1312* panzotopanzanite
@oirandochu
@oirandochu 4 года назад
What could actually help people feel better after such „treatment“ is that they may well relax under guidance of a person who spends time with them which is a way of appreciation. That‘s what shamans have been doing throughout the history of human make-believes. It‘s just guided relaxation that costs a ton of money. Fair enough.
@empressoflonelinessnightwa936
@empressoflonelinessnightwa936 3 года назад
Very well said. Expensive relaxation. With rocks and spray oil and a wacky leftover hippie.
@Alien_nation
@Alien_nation 4 года назад
I’m certain there is no need to clear the intelligence chakras
@TaterChip91
@TaterChip91 4 года назад
I see what you're doing there 🤣
@FingerBreakerWu
@FingerBreakerWu 3 года назад
Can’t fix stupid.
@zacharyelliott3152
@zacharyelliott3152 3 года назад
Haaaaahaaaaaaa hahahahahahH
@sandwich-breath
@sandwich-breath 3 года назад
Hahahaha
@Loungesugar
@Loungesugar 2 года назад
Perpetually blocked chakra
@vcamv2354
@vcamv2354 2 года назад
Definetly the longest seasoning of a meal I've ever seen a cannibal do
@saintlarfleeze3551
@saintlarfleeze3551 3 года назад
It pains me that people believe in this stuff but damn this is relaxing
@steviegbcool
@steviegbcool 2 года назад
i cant relax its so stupid it irritates me lol
@AlexBur1
@AlexBur1 4 года назад
This all seems like an elaborate way of Febreezing the hotel room. Still, cracking voice
@ndrewallmark9076
@ndrewallmark9076 4 года назад
Haha
@zacharyelliott3152
@zacharyelliott3152 3 года назад
😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@MrYuck-xt8dw
@MrYuck-xt8dw 3 года назад
Duhhhh! it's hand sanitizer! Have you been hiding in a cave?!
@NightyKnight789
@NightyKnight789 4 года назад
Who do you think fails the gemstone therapy certification exam?
@arb8991
@arb8991 3 года назад
Ur mom did, she was so busy with me she missed her exam
@cman4dayz328
@cman4dayz328 3 года назад
"Miners" *rimslap*
@ArtGirl82
@ArtGirl82 3 года назад
The same people who flunked out of the Hollywood Upstairs Medical College
@bearkinsbear8409
@bearkinsbear8409 3 года назад
Maybe people who have fallen facedown on the life path🤔
@erikj.2066
@erikj.2066 3 года назад
The ones that aren’t convincing enough.
@johndarcangelo6893
@johndarcangelo6893 2 года назад
Trying to fall asleep but I keep bursting out laughing
@xstarsystemsx
@xstarsystemsx 4 года назад
I've been subscribed to her channel for a long time just for the asmr and I usually really dislike this type of nonsense. Her voice is just too nice and she always sounds so positive and happy.
@Mark-pp7jy
@Mark-pp7jy 3 года назад
"I'm getting that it will be a spray clearing". "Fortunately, I have 20 bottles of filtered water from the Ganges River that I purchased through Amazon".
@TdotTbot
@TdotTbot 4 года назад
“I have my feet planted on the earth, so I can shine my light” stares into the camera for 2 minutes in silence, “now I’m going to do a shot of vodka , just to bring balance to my life” 😆😂
@mistyrain2532
@mistyrain2532 4 года назад
Lol!!!
@darkkyosukecrono
@darkkyosukecrono 3 года назад
Lmao
@pisquenta
@pisquenta 3 года назад
That sounds good to me
@CaptainPrice360
@CaptainPrice360 4 года назад
She's got a lot of balls bringing up the electromagnetic spectrum here XD
@jroc2201
@jroc2201 3 года назад
Haha!!, that's funny
@theheretic3764
@theheretic3764 3 года назад
🤣🤣🤣
@missOhdrey
@missOhdrey 4 года назад
I dont understand how the « patient » isn’t soaking wet by the end with the amount of sprays she’s getting lol Edit: for my own enjoyment, timestamps of all the spray segment: <a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="380">6:20</a> / <a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="860">14:20</a> / <a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="1415">23:35</a> / <a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="2035">33:55</a> / <a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="2944">49:04</a> / <a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="3270">54:30</a> / <a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="3485">58:05</a> / <a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="65">1:05</a>:48
@lylavati
@lylavati 3 года назад
It is a waxy blanket. It will all rinse down to the floor. But I asked myself the same question.
@bluepandaman
@bluepandaman 3 года назад
She’s wet, but not from the spraying.
@uberbabe585
@uberbabe585 2 года назад
Bottles are empty 😂😂😂
@Addy0302
@Addy0302 4 года назад
The lady on the table looks like she's trying not to laugh
@noahrush7185
@noahrush7185 3 года назад
She knows it's utter BS and is just in it for the money.
@inovatas
@inovatas 3 года назад
A good mold treatment as well
@MrYuck-xt8dw
@MrYuck-xt8dw 3 года назад
150,000 views. No, she's laughing her ass off. Now we know how sleezy joe got elected
@zacharycarrier2890
@zacharycarrier2890 3 года назад
@@MrYuck-xt8dw that's random lol
@WhoopityDoo
@WhoopityDoo 3 года назад
@@zacharycarrier2890 Trump supporters have Biden in their heads 24/7.
@calebhobbs6760
@calebhobbs6760 4 года назад
"Let me spray this snake oil everywhere."
@Wormhole798
@Wormhole798 3 года назад
🤣😂👍
@JTD472
@JTD472 3 года назад
It goes DOWN in the motels near the airport. Always has, always will
@msmonkey70
@msmonkey70 3 года назад
I've watched this particular channel for years just for the ASMR. She's very relaxing.
@Citracalbana
@Citracalbana 8 месяцев назад
What’s the channel called
@lsw3364
@lsw3364 Год назад
I'm quickly coming to realise that one of my strongest asmr triggers is bullshit
@Willowtree82
@Willowtree82 Год назад
It's a sales pitch. That's kind of what this is which is great for asmr. This may not do anything but just being there would be so relaxing that it would work. Another asmr I recommend is the channel find calm and find the videos of the blonde girl from the catholic QVC selling stuff, pure sleep
@B81Mack
@B81Mack 2 года назад
I have a cat that randomly sprays its aura into the atmosphere.
@redrabbit5534
@redrabbit5534 10 месяцев назад
Lmaooo😂
@elizabethh1720
@elizabethh1720 4 года назад
I'm going to blame my jiggling on my energy field and not the cheeseburgers I love to eat.
@crowmedicine3890
@crowmedicine3890 3 года назад
Hahahaha! I'm here for the comments!
@Jayfive276
@Jayfive276 4 года назад
I believe this lady and Lynn McGonagill are competing in a closely-fought match for the title of RU-vid’s Greatest ASMR-Friendly Twaddle-Peddler. The winner will also go forward to the All-Star game against the winner of the Unintentional ASMR [Sane Division] Championship which this year is between veteran and current reigning Champion Diane the Alexander Technique Lady Vs the newcomer and surprise package the Eastern European Baccarat Dealer.
@Jayfive276
@Jayfive276 4 года назад
J Q clearly not letting the neck be free...
@Jayfive276
@Jayfive276 4 года назад
4 Katrine she’s the Nick Fury of the UASMRCU.
@ashlouw5350
@ashlouw5350 4 года назад
At first I thought it was Lynn and was waiting for the 'That's true' line
@tpbarbie
@tpbarbie 4 года назад
Ahhh, but you've never seen Barbara from Michigan State and Rick! #thebestever
@zieg0r
@zieg0r 3 года назад
Established 👌🏽
@dogmaticchains6564
@dogmaticchains6564 4 года назад
It’s not just for cats. Bad chakra! spray, spray
@sharkysasmr6325
@sharkysasmr6325 3 года назад
I cracked up at your fricken comment this is great
@dedethomas9568
@dedethomas9568 3 года назад
Lmao
@LúciaKitten
@LúciaKitten 7 месяцев назад
Hahaha
@yungyork5425
@yungyork5425 Год назад
Spoiler alert: at the end, the lady just floats off the bed and leaves through the ceiling. Leaving behind only her necklace and watch 👀
@ohemptysad
@ohemptysad Год назад
😁
@kristinefrew3069
@kristinefrew3069 2 года назад
She has the most relaxing voice, I feel instantly relaxed just listening 🥰
@pungiaan8885
@pungiaan8885 5 месяцев назад
I‘m so happy that the clients body „asked“ for a spray clearing! That part is so tingly, not just the sounds but also her repetitive hand movements while spraying 😍
@lindsayreid5685
@lindsayreid5685 3 года назад
Imagine, you get the sheet on, all the gems in place, all comfortable & your chakras aligned. When suddenly, you need a poo.
@Bladesmobile
@Bladesmobile 3 года назад
A poo is definitely guaranteed when there’s a Ruby and an onyx in play
@Loungesugar
@Loungesugar 3 года назад
“Please don’t use the Ruby.... it’ll make me sh*t” 😭
@daphne4983
@daphne4983 2 года назад
I need to poop, I don't need a poo
@keepitkawaii4467
@keepitkawaii4467 2 года назад
It happens alot in this line of work. What you can't see is the drop down flap under her butt area. She can open the flap for her client at any time.
@abigaildotson8504
@abigaildotson8504 2 года назад
That's a whole different type of alignment 😬
@DeuceSF
@DeuceSF Год назад
I'm glad this is a job, just in case I ever find myself in hard times...
@Willowtree82
@Willowtree82 Год назад
You could always sell etsy spells. 😅
@csmat4740
@csmat4740 3 года назад
She looks like the type of person who'd become a teacher then the next year become a yoga expert.
@jq747
@jq747 3 года назад
"My feet are plugged into the Earth".. dear, you're on like the 8th floor of a Sofitel
@MAHOSHTRAHOSH
@MAHOSHTRAHOSH 3 года назад
Hampton Inn Business Center #2
@SkipisDripped
@SkipisDripped 4 года назад
<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="62">1:02</a>:10 the forbidden cookie
@ruthcruz1
@ruthcruz1 3 года назад
This is my favorite video on her channel, I always fall asleep listening to this. I just wish she made more of these videos. The only recent ones are her showing off the gemstones or talking about what they do for your health
@LucySoo1
@LucySoo1 2 года назад
Maybe Covid restrictions?
@tylertyler82
@tylertyler82 3 года назад
The judgment that I have for this video is defeating any relaxation
@RealTuckered
@RealTuckered 3 года назад
I’ll bet the gemstone therapy retreat is off the hook!
@corvaec.kalvidae8822
@corvaec.kalvidae8822 Год назад
I dont know anything about chakras or gemstones but this is damn relaxing. Like, personal attention asmr is a thing, and she fell asleep. She knows what shes here for. Rock lady seems to believe in rocks, and i guess im just glad she's using her rock powers for good... tho tbh id be down to let rock lady try to ruin my life by waving shiny rocks over my head. That sounds equally chill.
@nathanrichards5565
@nathanrichards5565 4 года назад
Welcome to Gemfest at the Super8 Motel off the 405 next to the Sonic and Dollar General
@toneranger
@toneranger 3 года назад
Ahahahaha 😂😂😂😂 We must be at one with the bullshit provided the price is right
@micmac99
@micmac99 3 года назад
Across from the Chevron where the Greyhound buses stop
@enmunate
@enmunate 3 года назад
You can take the 405 to the 10, take the off ramp onto Santa Monica blvd, and you will,be right there.
@MrYuck-xt8dw
@MrYuck-xt8dw 3 года назад
150,000 views... Now I know how sleezy joe got erected
@MAHOSHTRAHOSH
@MAHOSHTRAHOSH 3 года назад
@@enmunate "And go allll the way down." #Californians
@BoardgameLiker
@BoardgameLiker 3 года назад
When the extent of your medical studies starts and ends with you pretending to be a doctor at 4 yrs old with random rocks and sprays bottles.
@vxrdrummer
@vxrdrummer 9 месяцев назад
I had a girlfriend who was very much into all of this stuff and other methods of alternative 'healing'. Life with her was very difficult at times because these sorts of beliefs were just so intrusive into everything we did, and more to the point, everything I did. It wasn't pleasant to live around this stuff. I was studying physics at the time so it was even harder for me to stick with it all, and with her.
@mattmoves5920
@mattmoves5920 9 месяцев назад
I had a ex like that too. Best. Sex. Ever. The holistic madness surely added spice to our intimate moments. 😄
@deathcamp1
@deathcamp1 4 года назад
Pure insanity but great asmr
@just4youtube245
@just4youtube245 4 года назад
I thought she can't be that crazy, people have used gem stones and crystal healing for long time, I was intrigued... But yeah, she bat shit crazy 😆
@stevedelazzari1797
@stevedelazzari1797 3 года назад
Imagine how strong that spray finger must be doing that spraying motion all day lol
@Lemonz1989
@Lemonz1989 3 года назад
I miss the days when I thought adults were sane, all-knowing and had their shit together. Then I became an adult myself and have never stopped being disappointed in people since. This shit is relaxing to watch, though.
@strangebrew1231
@strangebrew1231 3 года назад
The internet made all this nonsense more popular. It existed before but it was very niche
@LuckyDrD
@LuckyDrD 3 года назад
It helps sleep because it’s mind-numbing nonsense.
@CasperLCat
@CasperLCat 2 года назад
I thought that as a child also. Then I eventually had multiple friends and housemates in medical school. All of whose SAT scores were lower than mine. Changed my view of doctors forever. Still, anyone with an MD is light-years ahead of this nice lady with her pretty stones and feelings. Hey, what do you call the guy who graduated last in his Med School class ? DOCTOR.
@keepitkawaii4467
@keepitkawaii4467 2 года назад
Too true
@waldytosantana3840
@waldytosantana3840 2 года назад
This typa stuff is also a placebo effect minefield. If it works, it works. It's really relaxing to watch and have preformed on u too
@princesslisamarie7860
@princesslisamarie7860 3 года назад
<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="65">1:05</a>:19 “I am so stealing this! Is she looking?” 😂
@saffron1996
@saffron1996 2 года назад
💀💀😂🤣
@w.hayesconner1317
@w.hayesconner1317 2 года назад
“The first step in becoming a gem stone therapy practitioner is to hold your hands in this vaguely divine manner, giving your “patient” the sense that you might possess religious authority…”
@bethann80
@bethann80 Год назад
My body is telling me to ignore the vectors and just take the fantastic relaxation. It’s amazing how convinced she is that rocks are talking to her. I think there’s a special place for people who hear voices and then casually answer them. She should drop the gem act and stick with ASMR, she’s a natural!
@eversonjr.234
@eversonjr.234 3 года назад
I love how this is so good for ASMR. And if someone pays for this, to get relaxed and they do, that's their money to spend. ♡ amazing video. (Sometimes is funny tho)
@inmytravels
@inmytravels 4 года назад
Isabella Morton... always enjoyed her videos; I appreciate her earnestness in sharing her approach to finding peace. Not my style, but hey... works for her
@Prizm44
@Prizm44 3 года назад
<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="1466">24:26</a> "Check for target areas..." Keeps coming back and spraying between her legs 😆
@Jamie_Pritchard
@Jamie_Pritchard 2 года назад
That'll be the Vagi-fresh spray I guess 😏
@sortbum
@sortbum Год назад
“And you’re also welcome to join us on our annual gemstone therapy retreat.” When you buy a ticket for the seat, you pay for the whole seat BUT YOU ON LY NEED THE EDGE!
@matthewhawkins5042
@matthewhawkins5042 4 года назад
This woman is completely nuts, but it’s still one hell of an ASMR video!
@choiyeonjun8071
@choiyeonjun8071 8 месяцев назад
Ur rude
@user-kp5un3fy6e
@user-kp5un3fy6e 6 месяцев назад
@@choiyeonjun8071truth can hurt 😂
@corneliusblasterbox
@corneliusblasterbox Год назад
it was the person slamming the microwave shut in the background that really got me tingling
@bosskillayt2201
@bosskillayt2201 3 года назад
tbh i wanna try this, just because it seems relaxing lmao
@fulminarre
@fulminarre 3 года назад
room bouta be flammable af when she’s finished spraying that shit all over the place how is the client not choking 💀
@septillion2501
@septillion2501 2 года назад
My feet just got unplugged from the Earth! Help guys, I'm floating into space! 😂
@teganwillow466
@teganwillow466 Год назад
Omg I just read this and spat out my coffee
@leoshane9118
@leoshane9118 4 года назад
Chakra is great but remember to vaccine your children
@oddcabbage
@oddcabbage 4 года назад
At least chakra won't turn them into retards
@Selinaru
@Selinaru 4 года назад
@@oddcabbage neither vaccines
@hoogachoga
@hoogachoga 4 года назад
Clogged Nostrils Says the guy with clogged nostrils.
@MVPUnlucky
@MVPUnlucky 3 года назад
oddcabbage 78 I mean if people started talking about Chakras as a replacement for modern medicine and vaccines I’d call them a retard so I mean not exactly.
@londonsnook9448
@londonsnook9448 3 года назад
Jody Jackson but you don’t love them enough to ensure their survival?
@BlazingGex
@BlazingGex 3 года назад
She reminds me of the mother from The Lost Boys
@spletest8977
@spletest8977 3 года назад
The left side of her aura is getting one helluva cleaning.
@philconnors1417
@philconnors1417 Год назад
This is exactly how she used to play doctor when she was a kid, but now she gets paid for this. Crazy.
@kohinarec6580
@kohinarec6580 Год назад
This looks like some eerie funeral ritual.
@guccideltaco
@guccideltaco 3 года назад
Ahh Isabelle Morton has finally made it onto the big time ASMR scene.
@anthonybalista7421
@anthonybalista7421 2 года назад
As someone else mentioned, it seems like the more ridiculous the concept and more the person really believes in what they’re selling the more relaxing it ends up being.
@steviegbcool
@steviegbcool 2 года назад
i think the source of asmr is watching someone putting effort into something that you wouldnt
@lordsomber
@lordsomber 3 года назад
I like how the "mandala" looks like something from my 5th grade arts & crafts class. Next up: Macaroni Art!
@RedLP5000S
@RedLP5000S 4 года назад
I find any form of personal attention therapy very relaxing. The fact that this lady is in tune with the Shakra makes it that much more spiritual. I wish that I had that oneness with the earth, but I have lost my sense of pure self awareness and emotion. Plus I'm currently out of my meds....
@anthonybalista7421
@anthonybalista7421 2 года назад
You good homie?
@ginoferrarese9440
@ginoferrarese9440 3 года назад
"i put coal, a fire stone, and pink quartz for meat.. now you have open you BBQ chakra
@cmcgloughlin
@cmcgloughlin 2 года назад
<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="105">1:45</a> the gems are so powerful she teleported
@samanthadrennan
@samanthadrennan 3 года назад
The comments here are gold!
@stormyli
@stormyli 3 года назад
The clock ticking is nice.
@alliatomica
@alliatomica 3 года назад
I love Isabelle! She brings me great joy. I don’t buy her stuff but she sure does help me relax
@ProfessorASMR
@ProfessorASMR 4 года назад
This is quite relaxing! Thank you for the tingles, friend!
@stephenking3356
@stephenking3356 4 года назад
Clutching the spray bottle ...."excuse me while I address that screeching kid disturbing our energy flow !"
@LúciaKitten
@LúciaKitten 7 месяцев назад
Lmao
@ji-look6142
@ji-look6142 2 года назад
I was super relaxed but that “custom mandala” made me laugh out loud omfg 🔵 🔴 🔴 🔵
@SGRmoss
@SGRmoss 2 месяца назад
It's so funny and low key hypocritical that people are hating on this practitioner, yet are continuing to watch to induce calm and relaxation. 🙃🤭 Sheesh! Y'all DO need to relax 😌
@leejarabek5510
@leejarabek5510 3 года назад
Now that’s some relaxing hocus pocus!
@ryan1989
@ryan1989 4 года назад
I'm glad to see the Gemstone Therapy Institute's COVID vaccine is performing well in its Phase 2 trials.
@0kieD0kiee
@0kieD0kiee 3 месяца назад
I know all of this is hocus pocus but I gotta admit there would be something so very nice about being attentively cared for slowly and meticulously by someone with such an apparent desire to help. The “healer” in this video seems to genuinely care about her client and want to help them, and regardless of the fact that the methods she’s using are based in nonsense, the intention and care with which she’s doing this would be very relaxing, and relaxation can be so healing.
@bohemia9956
@bohemia9956 2 года назад
I looove it. Watched it 3 days in a row. Unfortunately i guess the sprays blocked the micro as the sound got only better in the ladt 3 minutes when they were all moved away. i would love to have a session with her❤
@Jenny-we5th
@Jenny-we5th 2 года назад
This would have been a great plot line in an episode of Schitts Creek. Motel rentals for pseudoscience.
@oliviajamieson9375
@oliviajamieson9375 Год назад
Some how these weird pseudo-science "therapy" sessions make for the perfect unintentional ASMR. Would love to see more content like this!
@1232emmy
@1232emmy 5 месяцев назад
Some of these comments don't pass the vibe check. Let people heal however they believe fits. The power of the mind is amazing.we are energetic beings.
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