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Watch the BBC first on iPlayer 👉 bbc.in/iPlayer... Ed Byrne, Gary Delaney, Katherine Ryan and Josh Widdicombe suggest 'unlikely lines from a superhero movie'.
Dara O Briain and the team sit the week down and film themselves pouring an ice-cold bucket of satire over its shivering form with guests Ed Byrne, Gary Delaney, Katherine Ryan and Josh Widdicombe.
Mock the Week | Series 13 Episode 7 | BBC Two
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Комментарии : 150   
@XDlosDominicans
@XDlosDominicans 3 года назад
Ed's "We wait" and hero-stance was BRILLIANTLY executed!
@dazzaboy04
@dazzaboy04 7 лет назад
THEY'RE GETTING AWAY!!!! WHAT DO WE DO PATIENT MAN??? we wait.
@ploppyploppy
@ploppyploppy 6 лет назад
That's exactly what Ed Byrne said in this segment. Uncanny....
@DannyWonder
@DannyWonder 10 лет назад
Patient man is the best
@Nootathotep
@Nootathotep 9 лет назад
+Horus Camera Man is the best!
@FrancoisDressler
@FrancoisDressler 8 лет назад
+Ironed Sandwich But his weakness is Lens Cap man.
@evanschulz9704
@evanschulz9704 6 лет назад
i'm patient man and i'm here to say oh wait your on a call
@sugarnads
@sugarnads 4 года назад
😂😂😂👍😂😂😂
@MJAY-N7129
@MJAY-N7129 3 года назад
I adore him
@MarcoGerard99
@MarcoGerard99 9 лет назад
"No, you can't join our superhero team, you still have parents!"
@stenoch
@stenoch 5 лет назад
2:17 "We wait!" Your PatientMan made me weep like a little girl!
@Thegadgetman16
@Thegadgetman16 10 лет назад
"Lookout Patient Man! It's your worst enemies, Doctor and Builder!"
@uny4781
@uny4781 6 лет назад
"I am Patient-Man. I work out every day, eat a high-fibre diet, and simply outlive my enemies." *Heroic pose* "They're getting away! What do we do, Patient-Man?" "We wait." *Heroic pose* "Patient-Man! Quick, there's a robbery across the street!" "Hush. I'm waiting." *Heroic pose* "Thank goodness you're here, Patient-Man! My cat is stuck up a tree and won't come down!" "Not to worry, citizen. I'll simply wait until the tree decays." *Heroic pose*
@Paragon13
@Paragon13 4 года назад
Maybe Patient Man’s power is manipulating time to make objects move faster, while time relative to him slows down.
@stitches768
@stitches768 4 года назад
@@Paragon13 that actually sounds really cool
@teuntje2863
@teuntje2863 6 лет назад
Patient man is the hero we need!
@platinumpatience5307
@platinumpatience5307 4 года назад
I love Ed Byrne's superhero pose
@kevinklimo6493
@kevinklimo6493 3 года назад
Not that I didn't before, but much respect to Parsons for acknowledging the crew with the Camera Man bit
@jonnnnniej
@jonnnnniej 3 года назад
The Magneto bipolar joke is so underrated
@dehro
@dehro Год назад
no it isn't... yes it is.
@mistie710
@mistie710 4 года назад
Wonder Woman: What are you doing there, Patient Man? Patient Man: I'm waiting. Wonder Woman: I wonder why?
@MJAY-N7129
@MJAY-N7129 3 года назад
Hahaha 🤣🤣🤣
@TomWillHowell
@TomWillHowell 8 лет назад
"Don't make me angry, you won't like me when I'm angry." said Jeremy Clarkson
@chrisgarton4225
@chrisgarton4225 4 года назад
There are people waiting outside of a restaurant waiting to get home and their table isn’t cleared. This looks like a job for Bus Boy
@henrikhyrup3995
@henrikhyrup3995 5 лет назад
"Everyone is healthy, doctor, so our hospital is empty!" "Don't worry - I, Patient-Man, am here." *Heroic pose*
@coolperson962
@coolperson962 6 лет назад
'Ball Man from where ever did you get that mighty bruise? Oh, I've just been hit by my arch nemesis... Bat Man'
@miafine2584
@miafine2584 10 лет назад
Go Camera Man!
@jonnnnniej
@jonnnnniej 3 года назад
I just love how the audience start cheering!
@atomiccritter6492
@atomiccritter6492 3 года назад
I actually think the Lollipop Man joke is way underrated
@dariushcreates
@dariushcreates 5 лет назад
1:18 One of the funniest I've ever heard! 😂
@michaeljagger7673
@michaeljagger7673 9 лет назад
''You saved my life how i could i ever repay you? easy just monthly installments of £5,000 for the next 10 years''
@Lowdo1549
@Lowdo1549 4 года назад
The adventures of a super hero actor who plays a detective. This is the story of John Thor
@thestudentmagician7756
@thestudentmagician7756 7 лет назад
Is it a bird, is it a plane, whatever it is it's heading straight for the World Trade Center - best MTW Frankie Boyle joke
@darrenb9359
@darrenb9359 4 года назад
what's that joker? you'll be back? somehow I don't think you will be
@Algahiem
@Algahiem 8 лет назад
My entries: "Coming the big screen this summer...one man...a massive hammer! Villains beware the power of Timmy Mallet!" "Must take on an appearance the strike fear into me enemies. All I need is a turban, a false beard and a suicide vest." "I was exposed to high levels of radiation and now...I have cancer."
@emmafoster2438
@emmafoster2438 6 лет назад
I love the third one 😂😂
@The--Illusion
@The--Illusion 6 лет назад
That last one is the story of DeadPool...
@BestgirlJordanfish
@BestgirlJordanfish 5 лет назад
Holy shit the patient man bit was incredible.
@TheRealXboxNerd
@TheRealXboxNerd 9 лет назад
My entry: "It was Mr Fantastic's ability to stretch as far as he wanted - round corners, through windows and past doors - that brought him to the attention of Operation Yew Tree"
@cassidyho939
@cassidyho939 6 лет назад
What exactly is Operation Yew Tree?
@erstmal8047
@erstmal8047 6 лет назад
Cassandra H.S. en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Operation_Yewtree
@cassidyho939
@cassidyho939 6 лет назад
Thank you!
@glynrh8892
@glynrh8892 6 лет назад
Hugh does a damn good Adam West impression
@21anusha
@21anusha 4 года назад
'We wait!!' Lol lol
@leeolsson5271
@leeolsson5271 6 лет назад
Katherine!
@SuperDuperJamer
@SuperDuperJamer 10 лет назад
I was expecting a "I'm not Batman."
@godofcrap42
@godofcrap42 10 лет назад
Or better yet: "I am Batman" "No, I am Batman" "No, I am Batman" "No, I am Batman" etc.
@dk0bl1v10n
@dk0bl1v10n 10 лет назад
godofcrap42 thats not unexpected..it has been used in superhero movie.... example, the first zorro with antonio banderas and another than i cant remenber
@regraig6869
@regraig6869 10 лет назад
godofcrap42 I am Groot
@sugarnads
@sugarnads 4 года назад
PatientMan is awesome
@sarcasmo57
@sarcasmo57 3 года назад
When Eric eats a banana an amazing transformation occurs.
@Lord_Skeptic
@Lord_Skeptic 4 года назад
Prepare for the epic fight that will cost exactly half the budget of the entire film
@emtpmpknhed
@emtpmpknhed 10 лет назад
Don't be like me and watch this while eating a bowl of cereal... pretty sure I'll be blowing out Chex for the next few days...
@352eden
@352eden 6 лет назад
"Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No, it's Superman!" "That is a bird Grandad, have you been mixing your meds again?"
@uny4781
@uny4781 5 лет назад
Go on, defeat me - if you're powerful enough! Defeat Reverse-Psychology Man!
@aemelnick
@aemelnick Год назад
I'm still waiting for a Patient Man movie.
@murrayalexander4807
@murrayalexander4807 Год назад
You just need to be a little more patient - man!!!
@TomFynn
@TomFynn Год назад
His sidekick is "Idontgiveadamn Man".
@user-wq6hr9xi2n
@user-wq6hr9xi2n 7 лет назад
Help, I'm stuck in a bath!
@HarryNicNicholas
@HarryNicNicholas 3 года назад
there was an old lady woman. lol.
@dk0bl1v10n
@dk0bl1v10n 10 лет назад
superman: you would think that by now i would be wearing a suit to protect me from kriptonyte since everyone uses it against me
@alexlee4154
@alexlee4154 4 года назад
I think he does that in one of the cartoons but i think the suit gets trashed
@Oguzalp97
@Oguzalp97 10 лет назад
I'm not a bird . Not a plane . I'm a damn superhero
@jackbutler354
@jackbutler354 5 лет назад
Roses are red Violets are sick When I see Hugh Dennis I click
@nabeel8633
@nabeel8633 4 года назад
Excuse me, you think you’re Thor, I’m so thor I can barely thit down
@TheVirtuoso883
@TheVirtuoso883 3 года назад
Quick said batman we must travel fast, get in the reliant. Robin.
@Sameer-Mustafah-Raza1-2-1
@Sameer-Mustafah-Raza1-2-1 6 лет назад
Haha, hey Storm I got something that needs blowing! (lol) 😀
@dearberlin
@dearberlin 3 года назад
I didn't get that one.
@SuperMarioDWfan
@SuperMarioDWfan 10 лет назад
Good stuff!
@BrianThompson-dj2sq
@BrianThompson-dj2sq 4 года назад
Good stuff!
@BrianThompson-dj2sq
@BrianThompson-dj2sq 4 года назад
Good stuff!
@meatballguy1
@meatballguy1 10 лет назад
Quicksilver, watch out going down the stairs; someone's left a toy on them.
@allyaster98
@allyaster98 10 лет назад
Used to think Katherine Ryan was shit but now she's hilarious ahaha
@thehootsforce4201
@thehootsforce4201 4 года назад
Is it a bird is it a plane? If I can't work that out I should be in air traffic control.
@117MCHALO
@117MCHALO 9 лет назад
The magnito one was good
@gyped
@gyped 5 лет назад
Ed Byrne killed
@the180crew
@the180crew 7 лет назад
What's the name of the blonde girl?
@Doodle52
@Doodle52 7 лет назад
Katherine Ryan
@regraig6869
@regraig6869 10 лет назад
1:55
@akarim3787
@akarim3787 6 лет назад
He stopped us again damn you lollipop man man that is jokes
@Tom_The_Cat
@Tom_The_Cat Год назад
Thor!.... Hit them with your fuckin hammer
@Capillus
@Capillus 3 года назад
Thor's advice was very... thorough
@rosefragment9961
@rosefragment9961 6 лет назад
‘spiderman is dead’ oof
@BradLad56
@BradLad56 8 лет назад
"look it's a bird, it's a plane no it's Superman. Well at least it was Superman before he flew into the engine of the 5.30 to New York".
@zoppie
@zoppie 10 лет назад
Villain: "I have your girlfriend where you will never find her. You will follow my exact instructions to the letter, or she will suffer unspeakable agony!" Superhero (shrugging): "Actually, you're doing me a favor. I was planning on breaking up with the bitch, anyway."
@dazzaboy04
@dazzaboy04 7 лет назад
bravo!
@seanharmon713
@seanharmon713 Год назад
Don’t worry ma’am, I’ll get your kids! For I, am Corpse Retrieval Man!
@danpettitt2992
@danpettitt2992 10 лет назад
Can anyone explain Katherine Ryan's first joke about swallowing spiders?
@heckyeah4314
@heckyeah4314 10 лет назад
Spider cock.
@LokkerG
@LokkerG 10 лет назад
If Binning's explananation wasn't clear, enough: She blew Spiderman.
@JargonMadjin
@JargonMadjin 6 лет назад
Which is strange considering the fact that Spider-Man is technically radioactive
@Galvatron759
@Galvatron759 6 лет назад
Who would win in a fight? Patient Man or Procrastination Man?
@themostbritishpersonalive868
@themostbritishpersonalive868 5 лет назад
Procastinationman he'll procrastinate dying and become immortal
@atomiccritter6492
@atomiccritter6492 3 года назад
@@themostbritishpersonalive868 wait
@themostbritishpersonalive868
@themostbritishpersonalive868 3 года назад
@@atomiccritter6492 exactly
@teemusid
@teemusid 2 года назад
@@atomiccritter6492 I'm not going to wait today, but I definitely will wait tomorrow.
@martinwilliamrandall
@martinwilliamrandall 10 лет назад
Unlikely lines from Mock The Week! IT'S JUST AS FUNNY WITHOUT FRANKIE BOYLE! EVEN AFTER ALL THESE YEARS!
@nickthelick
@nickthelick 5 лет назад
Hugh Dennis is my favourite at this. On a different note, mmm, Kat Ryan's got great legs...!!! =o)
@pauldockree9915
@pauldockree9915 2 года назад
I am English Patient man and sorry Camera Woman for outing you. Lol
@stephenmurphy2212
@stephenmurphy2212 10 лет назад
My entry: BATMAN: I'm afraid Robin is dead.... Why did he have to hang himself?!
@BenVideos1000
@BenVideos1000 10 лет назад
?
@stephenmurphy2212
@stephenmurphy2212 10 лет назад
Robin Williams! LOL!
@BenVideos1000
@BenVideos1000 10 лет назад
Ohhhhhh.
@MurrayTheMac
@MurrayTheMac 10 лет назад
SP Murphy There was literally no universe in which that joke was funny. Impressive.
@vivienclogger
@vivienclogger 10 лет назад
Not missing Frankie Boyle so much... saw him live and he's a one trick pony... his only real joke is to slag off his fellow Scots... once he's done that for over an hour, the novelty (if ever there was one), has definitely worn off.
@catandfishfc
@catandfishfc 10 лет назад
Don't forget HIV jokes!
@wolf-bass
@wolf-bass 6 лет назад
I also hate the way he walks up to the mic while the comedian before him is still delivering his punchline…
@chrisgarton4225
@chrisgarton4225 Год назад
Nice I’m a superhero No Chris, the only way you’ll be a superhero is if you wear tom brady’s patriots uniform, use any song from hamilton as your theme song, and you become a democrat.
@chrisgarton4225
@chrisgarton4225 4 года назад
Oh so you think superhero movies are better than princess movies. We’ll see about that because I just called up Disney.
@alexandradelliou
@alexandradelliou 4 года назад
2020: 3557
@ameliepowney7501
@ameliepowney7501 7 лет назад
It's quite funny how none of the comments are funny at all
@MikeDingDong10
@MikeDingDong10 10 лет назад
Didn't they do this question in the Frankie Boyle years?
@aemelnick
@aemelnick Год назад
They did it a bunch of times.
@Matt9Xx
@Matt9Xx 10 лет назад
That girl inst funny, sorry.
@MattJames2211
@MattJames2211 10 лет назад
katherine ryan is awful...
@MurrayTheMac
@MurrayTheMac 10 лет назад
...ly good? I agree.
@MattJames2211
@MattJames2211 10 лет назад
NO.
@MattJames2211
@MattJames2211 10 лет назад
Just awful. Full stop. The end.
@MurrayTheMac
@MurrayTheMac 10 лет назад
Matt James ... doubt she's awesome? Yep, right again!
@MattJames2211
@MattJames2211 10 лет назад
sorry I didn't know I wasn't allowed to have an opinion -_-
@davidharrison9324
@davidharrison9324 3 года назад
really hate the old dudes who wont leave the mic until they get a laugh
@robinwood2621
@robinwood2621 2 года назад
How long do you stand there ?????
@davidharrison9324
@davidharrison9324 2 года назад
@@robinwood2621 u dont milk it until u r happy with the level of laughter IMHO
@just-tess
@just-tess 6 месяцев назад
that is, literally, what the buzzer is for... on your show you can buzz it whenever you want
@GroovingPict
@GroovingPict 4 года назад
Katherine is so damn fine, I just wish she was even remotely funny as well
@tielsonspotify
@tielsonspotify 6 лет назад
Katherine ryan is clapped
@brettgreene1476
@brettgreene1476 2 года назад
Andy Parsons is & was THE worst comedian to ever go on that show, his jokes were about as funny as, paint sliding down a wall....
@SuperMarioDWfan
@SuperMarioDWfan 10 лет назад
Good stuff!
@BrianThompson-dj2sq
@BrianThompson-dj2sq 4 года назад
Good stuff!
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