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@frasergilliat154 8 лет назад

I'm on a Mock the Week binge

@ProphecyPhrase 5 лет назад

@I am Greg Same but 2 months later.

@fayehorsleyy 5 лет назад

Matthew Breach same but i’ve been binging for 3 years

@Ripstikerpro 4 года назад

I'm trapped here binging mock the week as well

@cormactallan9588 4 года назад

Can never just watch one

@em_si 3 года назад

Me in 2021!

@sarahalice7034 8 лет назад

I loved Milton's joke about periscope, made me laugh so hard 😂😂😂

@swtrains1499 5 лет назад

TheBlade 97 brilliant 😂😂

@NobleKorhedron 7 месяцев назад

There's an Indian descended chap called Narendra Sethia who'd probably hate that one... For the full story of his relatively short Royal Navy career, read "Secrets of the Conqueror" by Stuart Prebble

@rhysodunloe2463 6 лет назад

Congratulations to our co-worker Susan, who just got her first child. Now clean up on aisle 6.

@shayelea 5 лет назад

Instead of “Sexist Airways” I heard “Sexy Stairways” and was VERY confused for a second.

@sanatandas6951 3 года назад

ssd

@robhulluk 3 года назад

For some reason I connected "Airways" with a radio station so was also confused for a second.

@kinsmed 3 года назад

The captioning is as well.

@Bart-tk9um 3 года назад

i heard “sexy stairways” imagine how confused i was

@geoffroi-le-Hook 3 года назад

the automatic captions had Sexy Stairways as well

@ghazi2392 9 лет назад

Just come here for Hugh Dennis

@alikazerani 9 лет назад

***** In my view, Andy's quite good and Frankie's departure made Andy more visible. Russell was annoying as all hell. Who's Marc?

@romainsavioz5466 9 лет назад

***** no not everyone one it's you personal opinion

@olie0561 8 лет назад

+Pacific-Chaps: NFENTHEKID and so this guy here

@soeffingwhat 8 лет назад

+Pacific-Chaps: NFENTHEKID I disagree, I didn't like Boyle, too crude, though he had some good moments.... Parsons is hilarious and Milton Jones is brilliant

@romanxxxxyoutube 5 лет назад

Same

@darthlazurus4382 6 лет назад

"Customer announcement. The store will be closing in five minutes. All customers who have no vacated in five minutes will never leave".

@dlucey123 8 лет назад

Usually jokes are just exaggerated or twisted versions of reality deliberately sounding ridiculous but I liked Andy's joke about Megabus because it's so true, they're dirt cheap but are usually late and in my experience sometimes annoyingly placed stops. One in Coventry where I study is over an hour by foot from city centre whereas national express coaches go more frequently and from city centre, basically same for train station.

@keirrobinson4156 5 лет назад

The replacement bus joke was even better

@Lord_Skeptic 5 лет назад

Passengers travelling to hogwarts please be aware that the train has been diverted to platform 6 2/3

@SOSOwner 4 года назад

And it arrived on Platform 0.

@Lord_Skeptic 4 года назад

London kings cross does have a platform 0

@brandongill2577 2 года назад

number of the beast.

@Lord_Skeptic 2 года назад

666

@brandongill2577 2 года назад

@@Lord_Skeptic only the 6 goes on

@A_T- 8 лет назад

"You smug, rich pricks" 😂

@JaneDoe-ci3gj 6 лет назад

The Easyjet joke 😂😂😂

@Lord_Skeptic 5 лет назад

The train has been cancelled. This is due to someone hijacking it so they can push their delorean up to 88 MPH.

@j0njn 5 лет назад

Got to love that the joke about assisted suicide was greeted with more indignation than the joke about child murder XD

@DrZaius3141 5 лет назад

That's because one alluded to something actually happening, whereas the other was just over the top nonsense.

@locutus155 6 лет назад

My entry: This is the 14.35 service from London Paddington to Bristol Temple Meads. This service with be calling at Slough, Reading, Didcot Parkway, Chippenham, Bath Spa and Bristol Temple Meads. Please note this service will not call at Swindon as it is a complete shithole.

@gadfageyar 7 лет назад

"Rupert Grint, please report to the customer service desk, please? Customer waiting!

@CricketEngland 3 года назад

“This is southern railways and we would like to apologise for the correct arrival time of the train into platform 18, and we hope this to never happen again”

@Liquid278 3 года назад

2:37 this shit got me off guard man, Rob has no chill sometimes 🤣

@chrisgarton4225 4 года назад

Red Alert! Red Alert! We’re out of red paint!

@bencaligaripitdrummer 7 лет назад

Hugh Dennis is a legend

@Agnethatheredhairkid 9 лет назад

Rob Beckett was actually funny this time, especially his Switzerland joke.

@3trewpeaceday 8 лет назад

I didn't get it, can you explain?

@Agnethatheredhairkid 8 лет назад

Euthanasia is legal in Switzerland and many terminally ill folk from countries where it is illegal go there to be legally killed in a clinic there. They naturally don't come back alive hence the term 'one way'.

@julesmather2621 6 лет назад

redhairkid Thank you 👍🏼👍🏼

@blackoutninja 2 года назад

Your explanation has disappeared, can you repost it? I didn't get the joke either

@Agnethatheredhairkid 2 года назад

@@blackoutninja What it is, Jimmy, is that with euthanasia being illegal in most countries, the terminally ill go there to die with dignity. Naturally, they don't return alive hence the 'one way' reference'.

@Lord_Skeptic 7 лет назад

the wheels on the bus go round and round round and round round and round the wheels on the bus go round and round all day long. the brakes are fucked.

@352eden 6 лет назад

"Yeah, so, I was talking to the boss earlier, god he's a prick isn't he... Oh shit, I'm leaning on the button aren't I?"

@flyawaytodie 2 года назад

"Peri-Periscope" is one of the best puns!

@elinjones5696 5 лет назад

peri periscope and i lost it lmaoo

@frikkiejacobs8858 3 года назад

"Only work here for the crumpet"

@MrDOCTORDERPY 9 лет назад

My entry: this building will self destruct in 5....4....3....2....1 fooled you

@TheRacerboy97 5 лет назад

MrDOCTORDERPY So unfunny I almost cried.

@finlayandrew4711 3 года назад

Milton is elite

@charleschuckfinley3304 7 лет назад

❤Ellie Taylor xx

@georgeh5075 5 лет назад

*Bing bong* you can all hear me perfectly

@Lord_Skeptic 7 лет назад

the fire alarm has bust. awoga awoga. red dwarf reference.

@georgecampbellvideos3517 5 лет назад

Abandon shop abandon shop. This is not a daffodil this is not a daffodil

@rustkarl 5 лет назад

Rude alert! Rude alert! An electrical fire has knocked out my voice recognition unicycle. Abandon shop!

@Lord_Skeptic 4 года назад

Well thankfully Holly's unaffected

@1yoan3 6 лет назад

The woman is so super gorgeous.

@jedmaegraith8542 4 года назад

Anthony J. ellie taylor for your information

@zbr76 4 года назад

Ellie Taylor's definitely pretty, no question - she was a model before she got into comedy. She's SUPER hilarious as well!

@samanthahardy9903 3 года назад

"We would like to remind customers having sex in the frozen section that this store will not be held responsible for frozen assets"

@meriam832 7 лет назад

This is a customer announcement, this store will be closing in 5 minutes. Get out.

@jacob_filmmaker 5 лет назад

2:10 This Is The Best One 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

@yoyogalla 9 лет назад

Flipping love it :)

@MayorofDipshittery-lq7if 3 года назад

Milton 😂😂😂👍

@Pining_for_the_fjords 7 лет назад

"The white zone is for loading and unloading only. There is no stopping in the red zone."

@musefan12345 4 года назад

Oh really, Vernon, why pretend, we both know perfectly well what it is you're talking about. You want me to have an abortion.

@Shrekfromthehitmovieshrek 4 года назад

Musefan wHat

@musefan12345 4 года назад

Uranus Inbanana you need to watch Airplane.

@kylestubbs8867 3 года назад

“Don’t get started with that ‘red zone, white zone’ shit with me.”

@bluebear1985 2 года назад

Don't tell me which zone is for stopping and which zone is for loading.

@jackywackydoodah2821 Год назад

1:11

@benjaminhaslam3152 2 года назад

Opinion: Rob Beckett knocked it out of the park with the first one

@mrnonsense1031 9 лет назад

my entries: "Attention customers, the end of the world is nigh, and there's a sale in aisle 12." "Would Hugh Jass and Mike Hunt come to the front desk please."

@I_am_always_correct 5 лет назад

I came here to figure out what a tannoy is

@edwardkinsey5680 6 лет назад

Welcome customers to BHS. Hang on.... Where is everyone. The staff and customers.

@Lazbotable 6 лет назад

What was the first one?

@MrPacrak 7 лет назад

Can someone please explain milton's joke about the post office?

@architectofechoes4 6 лет назад

A play on words, he's pretending to be an old man who only works in the post office because he's interested in the crumpet (the old ladies) so he announces widow No.3 instead of window No.3

@MrPeach18 5 лет назад

thicktwat

@rustkarl 6 лет назад

Hugh, Andy and Milton. The only ones keeping the show alive. Until Andy and Milton left now Hugh has to shoulder the whole show... with Dara

@simpleminded1uk 4 года назад

Other public address systems are available.

@MarsJenkar 2 года назад

But in Britain, Tannoy seems to be the generic term.

@Nulono 4 года назад

Could someone explain the crumpet joke?

@loganmclarry 6 лет назад

Can anyone explain the over 30 joke?

@loganmclarry 6 лет назад

0:40

@gwishart 4 года назад

Top Shop is a clothing retailer, the implication is that their clothes are too fashionable for old people.

@loganmclarry 4 года назад

@@gwishart Thanks!

@cmuhley 9 лет назад

what did milton say about widows?

@sarahalice7034 8 лет назад

I think it's meant to be "window", cause post office, but I'm not too sure myself.

@jaggass 8 лет назад

''The parents of a toddler that responds to the name James left with two young boys 5 mins ago''

@stoprainingonme 8 лет назад

Pretty brutal. Not exactly topical, but funny.

@jaggass 8 лет назад

Oliver Horner Frankie Boyle style jokes.

@MikeyJMJ 6 лет назад

Not even Frankie Boyle would have the balls to say this one. Would go down like an anchor in the crowd as well, I find it funny though.

@Amadeus-ms9lt 7 лет назад

omg around 2:08 Ellie finally makes a funny joke

@Lord_Skeptic 5 лет назад

It is at 1:57

@raz3488 7 лет назад

had to google what i tannoy was :(

@tomodonnell878 7 лет назад

R JP seriously though?

@almostfm 7 лет назад

If you live in the US, it's commonly called a "P.A" (for "Public Address"). "Tannoy" is a brand name that's commonly used in Britain, to the point that it's practically a generic term now. If you haven't spent a lot of time in the UK, you probably wouldn't know that.

@atlanta9286 5 лет назад

@@almostfm I'm British and I didn't know that. I thought it was something to do with tanning 😂😂😂

@kiarona. 4 года назад

@@tomodonnell878 I did too - in Australia we call it a PA system or loudspeaker

@billythepigeon7345 3 года назад

Like how people call hot tubs "jacuzzis", self gripping pliers "mole grips" and hex wrenches "Allen wrenches", it's a brand name that's become synonymous with the thing they make.

@matthewdavidcole 7 лет назад

Good evening ladies and gentlemen. Tonight's performance of Chitty Chitty bang bang, the child catcher will be played by Jimmy saville

@silvasilvasilva 3 года назад

Yes, that was the implication.

@liambevan1365 9 лет назад

I want to get 0:55, but I just don't get the punchline.

@LokkerG 9 лет назад

Liam Bevan In case you were sincere: Some places have special code phrase for certain emergencies that they announce over a tannoy to avoid people panicking or reacting in any form. Widdicombe's joke was that it wasn't discreet and he was "asking" for a clean up as someone took a dump in the pool.

@liambevan1365 9 лет назад

Ah i see what you mean. like a Duress code but less hostile? :D

@thequackzi 8 лет назад

They would usually say something like "Could Dr Brown report to reception"

@lxndrlbr 3 года назад

Thanks to your explanation, I eventually understood what he said at 0:55 "this is an announcement for the front desk of the swimming baths, could Dr. Someone-has-done-a-shit-in-the-pool please come to reception" (sorry, foreigner)

@ellicooper2323 4 года назад

What’s a tannoy?

@billythepigeon7345 3 года назад

A public adress system, Tannoy is the main brand, at least in the UK in the early days, so the name Tannoy became synonymous with a PA system. Like people calling hot tubs "jacuzzis"

@MarsJenkar 2 года назад

@@billythepigeon7345 Or people calling vacuum flasks Thermoses, or calling facial tissue Kleenex, or personal bandages Band-Aids. Or any one of many possible examples, some of which have outlived their brand name or company--did you know that "Refrigerator" was once a product name, rather than a generic term?

@billythepigeon7345 2 года назад

@@MarsJenkar wow! Really? I never knew that,.

@chrisgarton4225 5 лет назад

And patriots fans please welcome back at just fifty years old, tom brady.

@foxdie94 9 лет назад

2:36 sorry, I'm a bit thick, could someone explain? please and thank you.

@Ajescent 9 лет назад

Robert Middleton Switzerland is in favour of euthanasia, Saga Holidays are holidays catered to old people. This trip is one way...

@LokkerG 9 лет назад

***** My favorite part is the grenade-type delay in response to the joke.

@olie0561 8 лет назад

say please and thank u I repeat please and thank u 100 year time please and thank u

@execution8018 7 лет назад

We will deffinately survive bieber is on the train today YAY...... (Kill me)

@geoffroi-le-Hook 3 года назад

Sexy Stairways ?

@wollabille 4 года назад

Who is she,the brunette.. Asking for a friend..

@annataylor5233 4 года назад

Ellie Taylor :)

@Greyraes 8 лет назад

what in the world is a Tannoy.

@Mjprowland 8 лет назад

PA system

@vectoredthrust5214 7 лет назад

Skyliinez92 Eeyup. It's because the leading brand of PA systems for decades was a company called Tannoy. Vacuums in the uk are known as Hoovers for the same reason

@Lord_Skeptic 5 лет назад

Same as why system bricks are known as lego

@ericb9426 3 года назад

I love how the Brits use a brand name to mean a public address system.

@flygonfiasco9751 3 года назад

I think all cultures do stuff like that. Dumpster is a brand. Kleenex is a brand. ChapStick is a brand too

@cirrustate8674 3 года назад

@@flygonfiasco9751 Velcro is a brand. Band-aid is a brand.

@eclectica1 Год назад

I bet they do it in your country too.

@ericb9426 Год назад

@@eclectica1 We do not. They are call PA systems, short for public address. We do call all facial tissues Kleenex which is a brand thing like Tannoy.

@deeya 5 лет назад

People complain about recycled jokes, when the issue is recycled topics. This has got to be the nth Unlikely Things to Hear Over a Tannoy. They should really open it up more, like Whose Line. And with a seasoned veteran like Hugh, can you fault him for repeating himself?

@chrisgarton4225 5 лет назад

Attention all oldest sons, I’m sorry but your first born sisters are the favorite.