Unlocking EVERY Weapon in Splatoon 3 

Have been calling the Bamboozler the "Bamboobler" for years thanks to this dude lmao, glad he's still in these splatoon streets!

It’s always surprising seeing how differently people play the game. At the start of this video, Jay and I are the same level, but I’m only at A+, while Jay is at S+6. However, I have every weapon and an extra 36 Sheldon licenses (I have every weapon at 1 star). Edit: additionally, Bamboozler was the worst to get to 1 star for me.

A quick tip for anyone needing to farm like JayMoji Splatoon 3 S+: Grind out one star freshness on weapons in addition to leveling up. You probably have a few lying around with like 5000 points that you can get to 1 Star in like 3 games. Choose a level up drink ticket, and play weapons to get their freshness up. I’ve been doing this for a week, and I’ve earned 14 licenses

This seems to be actually a common mistake, even i did at the beginning. Freshness (as in stars) are very misleading for weapons! They calculate total experience gained with a weapon, you can see for yourself by the last digit of the xp bar being 0 or 5 (5 being due to ranked giving you 5 points per 1 point off of remaining) Meaning that to get freshness 1* you need to get 10k experience with each weapon, not turf. It also means you need to get like a million xp with the weapon if you want to get the 5* badge!

Is anyone else doing random things while they’re watching this and Jay goes “hold on HOLD ON HOLD ON “! I stopped dead in my tracks and go “OK. DAMN!”

Gonna be honest as a bloblobber main the best ranked mode for that weapon is splat zones Everything in its kit is pretty good for painting

Jay : *MISSILES* Falls off the map as he does the missiles 😂😂

Getting licenses will be hard if you just are using the same weapons all the time. But, if you use the new weapon you just bought and use it for a few games, you’ll have another license in no time. Rinse and repeat

I want to bless y’all with this knowledge. Weapon freshness is not based on turf points, contrary to popular belief. It is just based on you playing the game, and you get more points for winning. That’s the simple answer. So in reality, you can progress your various weapons’ freshness at the same speed since it isn’t based on turf points.

11:05 I’m Jay Emoji

Gotta love Jay Emoji

I barely even have any weapons I should really farm more liscenses

"Some of you may not believe this, I don't play Splatoon a lot". *stupidly drops missiles in water* Yeah, I totally believe it. You can't fool a believer like me, JayMoji Splatoon 3 S+ Nautilus Main!

I'm a bamboo main and I have to say you did a small disgrace today. It's the only charger where you almost never want a partial charge. But also thanks for playing my favorite weapon.

I am from the future, and big swig roller is very underrated. It’s great at walling out opponents and clogging choke points. Also a very supportive weapon being able to farm vac to help pushes and save teammates from sticky situations. You are welcome

hi jay!!! i play bloblobber and something i highly recommend for gear is ink saver!! its a life saver when youre covering turf, and i have it as main on all my gear! youre actually super slick with bloblobber too!! i play on clam blitz with it and although i dont do rank often im not in the negatives and im at c+! i get on average 25 kills in a ranked match, and around 10 or 9 with lots of turf coverage. Keep practicing!!

I finished buying all weapons yesterday, hope I can get enough for next ones

i met an imposter jaymoji before named jay moai with your splashtag, badges, and gear

“500 thousand subscribers. do i need to spell it out for you?” *proceeds to spell out 5,000*

"WHAT IS WITH THIS CREATURE?" I asked the same thing and got nothing from it but questions

not my splashtag being "self-identified celebrity" LMAO

4:54 No no, you’ve got a point there

I have 20 weapons at 3 stars, cause i really wanted to decorate the front of my locker with holo stickers

6:51 that was dope ur awesome

14:54 I had a Tim Allen 'aeuhhh?' moment when I noticed that the roller crosshairs were also for fine vertical aim and that it determines the damage. It took me 3 years of playing Splat 2 and playing the deserted island splatfest to see it

We'll never reach greatness like Jay emoji

J A Y E M O J I

4:44 well it's from the 90s "so bad it's good" movie called "hackers", noodle (animator guy) did a good vid on it

that reef lux shot was kinda cool

i was dressed as u in a turf war and someone else was too. i was so happy to see that

*MISSILES!*

That reef-lux snipe was insane! Good job Jay! (this is a cry for help)

As a blobber main, its a killing machine

i was literally so bored looking for something to watch then you posted this is so perfect

I was in a lobby by myself for 600 SECONDS ,10 MINUTES BEAT THAT

I saw a fake version of you during an anarchy battle once, wonder what that imposter's reaction is that the real you joined a turf war

Lazer left out a really good clip of Jay dying of laughter. Tell me, where are my chocolate tinys that I need to give to Jay and Lazer Edit: you’ll understand if you watched the stream where we were talking about giving brownies a different name

A smile goes on my face when I see utoxic smh on screan

Me as a blobber main watching jays trash gameplay while using the weapon: 😭🐺👹👺💩😾👿💀

There is a new season and new clothes,new weapons there so sick mate

not only do i have every weapon and have had every weapon since middle of october, i recently got every single sheldon ticket possible from the weapons in current patch. terrifying amount of no lifing from me

I wonder what Jay Emoji was thinking when he saw you.

Bro the reflux parts doe lol

10:47 Hey, that's me! (Bottom of Pink team)

4:34 I was in a lobby with utoxic smh once. He was using n zap. He dominated us. He was good. Like REALLY good

As a .52 gal main (Because I cosplay as Aloha from the manga) I'd say it covers decently and carries because it splats in 2 shots

The fabled Jay Emoji was never seen again

i think i ran into utoxic once. pretty cool

Your videos make me very happy. I can't play splatoon most of the time cuz my dorm's wifi doesn't support nintendo products. But, I am able to live through you and your videos. Thanks for being super cool :)

I used to be a bloblober sweat in ranked….I never knew the sins I committed.

yeah that was pretty dope

That was a cool reef lux splat

Seeing jay use bloblobber made me cry

As a splatana stamper main, I am very pleased with the splatana propaganda this video.

I am a bloblober main, and I am not ashamed! 😄🥰 Also speaking of imposters (I'm on the wrong channel for this maybe) during the water/fire/grass splatfest I saw an imposter failboat, with the name fail.

1:23 blob = insta splat zones win, + the blob is a good weapon

You inspired me to unlock all the weapons too lol, I had 15 to go when I started 💀

"a nice toenail of ink." Why

I beat you to this videos goal already.

"Everyone seems to have all the weapons in Splatoon 3" I only have 4 weapons ;-; and I did not start. Honestly I think I might need to spend my tickets

once I've played along Gay Moji, they were dressed the same, but they were octos:/

we got communication errors at the same time

I'm in a Jaymoji intro? I've peaked 😎. Jokes aside, very good video! I really enjoy this channel for the nice calm chat session vibe. I feel bad for not making it to more streams.

Can't wait for the I hate series to come back!! 😋

1:23 me, who got to A-rank playing only blobblober: :(

Do some private battles with viewers

Just before new weapons launched

Jay+reeflux=broken

that was dope

meanwhile the new update: im gonna end this mans whole carrier

Same my friend same and still don't have all of them.

for missile time u just have to be a bad person and jump to spawn before using them. and then u can run back in and do it again.

I cue'd for 700 seconds once

Does he not know that freshness is effected by catalog points lmao

In exactly 1 day, 3 mid tier weapons will be released, along with the first kits of the game. And none of those kits involve the Nautilus or Reef-Lux. How fascinating!

You and me both jay i dont know why except for me my adhd self cant find any motivation to try them all only the ones that my mind wants to hyperfixate on

Had a panic attack because my splashtag title used to be Lethal Blade of Grass

Sorry, Jay. Looks like you gotta do this for who KNOWS how many more weapons until the final major Spoon 3 update releases. Have fun suffering. >:)

Imagine if reflux had reefslider…

I thought it was everytime your freshness went up on any weapon?

jay you posted this at literally the worst time new weapons are coming out later today

So this is why the I hate series hasn't returned yet

Commenting on how dope it was

*laughs in having 16 Sheldon licenses on top of having all the weapons*

All weapons and 20 extra licenses left

Now I know you’re name in the game

Oh so THATS what reflux players are doing when they're throwing curling bombs randomly, they're just trying to turf to grind their sheldon licenses! Seriously though reflux players dont know how to use curling bombs.

Jaymoji deluxe is pretty under promoted tbh

I think I played with you yesterday jaymoji. Was that the real you who got 32 kills? You probably don't remember me but I was Snom350

Very funn. Y

Dope shot 😂

jay is so foine yall

Not for long Jay, just 3 hours and 26 minutes left then ur nowhere near XD

Bro I have goten in a game with a guy called Jay mojy

toenail of ink

i ran into a wannabe jaymoji a few weeks ago their only fault is they were useing bamboozler

7:10 hi chat

Sheeesh

How dare you not have Tetras Jay >:c

i still need to unlock 30 weapons