Unplanned Parenthood | House M.D. 

This man bout to never get laid again.

She wanted to end his LIFE 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Career? No no no no no, his entire LIFE.

Lol what happened afterwards???

@@carolinagoldgirl8706 Cuddy yelled at House, they broke up. House returned her hairbrush.

It can happen in a lot less that 2 minutes.

@@sphinxrising1129 30 seconds or less

I remember the first lesson I learned babysitting. Never trust silence 😂😂😂

But...but...the house is burned down, the car has exploded, the neighbours dog is dead over the tree and the adjacent building has crumbled, how is that possible ???

And yet...I still think those two are better parents than Cuddy!

I somehow don't like this comment.

Everyone is scared of their boss

habtu robin she isn’t just their boss

@@habturobin8332 They're not afraid of their boss. They're afraid of a mother finding out that they may or may not have allowed her child to eat metal AND THEN not told her because they were afraid of getting caught. Now they are ALSO afraid that the mother finds out that they may have allowed her child to eat metal and didn't tell her BECAUSE they were MORE AFRAID of her finding out than of anything else. Also, one of them is sleeping with the mother of the child who may have eaten metal and never told the person (who ALLOWS one of them to enter her body on a regular basis) even though it's been 24 hours. Also, because she saw them many times today because they work together, they had plenty of chances but never said anything which is probably a betrayal. And that explains why they kept looking in the diapers which was really odd, but THEY LIED to explain why, and women will never, ever let that go if they find that out. AND, she's their boss, so now the nurses will know too, so nowhere will be safe and they may have to change their names or bribe their way into WITSEC.

@@darkwater72 The way your comment ended made my day.

right on.

Yes

Sherlock Holmes and John Watson

@@HybridSpektar omg I think so too

@@zapzoop3375 the show is based on the Sherlock Holmes stories 😊

oh wow...

I would like your comment but it's on 666 likes

a man? some woman have loose brain parts too!

Haizel Dawn why did you reply to me?

Heyc260 😂🤣

She actually covered for him when she passed a pre-school entrance exam with flying colors. House helped her to cheat by giving her a dry run before the test. The teachers suspected it but she kept quiet.

@@michaelschaefer1904 she truly is his child 🤣

House doesn’t really ever walk all over him.

Taylor T then you haven’t seen the whole show and just clips bc he most certainly does🤣

@@mahoganyhurt6050 That's YOU who haven't seen the whole show as Wilson can actually stand up to House and even beat him in his own game sometimes.

@@Backup_Plan No, Wilson is capable of standing up to him and he does it every now and then.

Aracane They ARE equals though. Wilson is the only one who doesn't completely yield to House, who can give him advice, whose opinion House appreciates, and who can outwit him every now and then

I lost my sides with that scene.

🎉 this is one of the funniest scenes ever...hes scared of cuddie .. .. u left a teo yr old...for two min... 30 seconds all it takes..😂😂

Which, the more I think about it, wouldn't Cuddy have seen Wilson's car outside?

@@tjjordan4207 They probably moved it.

Because its the best series ever made❤

@@JohnnyS1cK Can't Agree With You More #House Forever

Because home is where the House is

Michael Jackson has ended, and his fanbase is absolutely huge.

It ended?!

Hmm

Most actors are older than their characters. xx

My brother is 2 but he is so big he wheres the same sizes as 4 yr old

i have a 2 year old baby brother (he turns 3 in october) and he's the same size as the kid in this

My two year old niece is this big

definitely

Then Wilsons repeated panicked shushing afterwards

3:19

I stayed, but he didn't💔😢 just joking😂 but seriously he really didn't stayed😂

Swallowing coins is why House had to make "change" with the diaper so often.

That little girl loved house so much... Thats why she was up, to hang with house, and house lives her so much... But house runs away from love so thats why he wanted to ditch the babysitting

Crystal Morgan Couldn't help loving the episode where he did surgery on his leg and Cuddy had to get him in the middle of the night. He was in a lot of pain and he was still joking around with Rachel.

@JustinBieber lol what???

Serious thing. I was dying😂😂

Awfully specific.

That's a trope actually, at least it was

It is that

Because Cuddy actress did not want to do last season >.

@@Ruukas9 Honestly, they should have killed Cuddy off, and have House and Wilson adopt Rachel.

@@robobrain10000 they are not gay xD

@@Ruukas9 I meant like as a parental figure. They were room mates right. Wilson could be like her uncle.

@@robobrain10000 That wouldn't work for the last season any way, as Wilson was dying and House faked his death.

Sh shh SHHH SHHHH SHHHHH!

Lol 😂

It's called an award, medals are for actual HEROES and veterans.

No more sex from Cuddy.

At that moment, House new that he had fucked up

😂😂😂epic

Lmao 🤣 what happens afterwards????!

She finished him off 🤣🤦‍♀️

More accurate statement (and it rhymes), "Snitches get no Twix."

@@arnoldrivas4590 ... Rhymes in what accent?

Hahaha

@@bojohannesen4352 Clearly......

@@bojohannesen4352 or for some of us this is the only way we can watch the show as not everyone can access this

Ok boomer

🎉 this is one of the funniest scenes ever...hes scared of cuddie .. .. u left a teo yr old...for two min... 30 seconds all it takes..😂😂

that would be funny

Or "Three Men with a Baby"

Ikr! It would have been amazing like a storyline before Wilson's death, him wanting to be a father and later House taking care of the kid.

No I don’t think I did at all! Besides, that’s what the comment section is for is to share what we like about the video! Have a great day :)

Seems like you like to bully people in the comment section. I’ll pray for you!

LOL 😂 No it not weird at all ‼️ Having a penlights looking at girls 💩 poops changing diapers ! LOL 😂😂 And not wearing a gas mask 😷 .

It's fine im a doctor this is what we do

WITH CHOPSTICKS THOUGH

It kinda put House in a situation in which he was happier, and had to deal with things he is not really good at, ae parenting and being in a relationship that actually works

Until they changed their minds and broke them up 💀 I was a huge fan of this couple. If they had planned to have them end the way they did, they should have just kept them as friends imo because the breakup and the car crash storyline sucked 😔

They’re my second favourite ship and my favourite of House’s canon relationships

Yeah. We know. We saw the same video

“Shh! Shh! Shh! Shh! Shh! .......Tell her!”

3:18 House's fear is so apparent in the high-pitched "window" lol

SHH SHSHSH SHHHH SHHH

Yeah they didn't do a very good job of hiding it here though. The bag looks too 'thick' to be paper, which sort of gives away the illusion. I'm guessing that's actually what spurred you to bring it up in the first place. I was actually about to comment it until I scrolled down as saw you had already mentioned it.

Ikr she looks 4/5

@@Backup_Plan Lol, no of course)

They went on a road trip together when Wilson had cancer.

😂😂😂 You wanted to swallow another coin? I guess kids are all weird.

I was stupider. I had a magnet and some pennies. Kept putting them in and out of my mouth because I liked the taste. (Dont judge I was a weird kid). So I was savouring the taste of the pennies when I coughed and the penny made it's way down my throat. Started to panic but didn't want nanny to find out so I tried to pust it back up by pushing my neck. Mom soon found out and we went to get an X ray and saw it was still in my stomach. Doctor wanted to perform surgery but mom said no and 3 days later I pooped it out. My penny was also rainbow and to this day it is still in a little baggy as a "souvenir" as my doctor had phrased it. Our family doctor was wierd

@@shanayazaveri2620 Okay, so this response is super late because I just now saw your comment... But I am a 37 year old adult and I *still* get the occasional urge to swallow a penny so it'll come out rainbow...

Seriously nifty hahhahahahah

Did you keep the rainbow penny though?

Umm. What? Edit: oh now I get it. Thought you were referring to the Wilson and House convo.

DunnoDontCare lol

Panicatthesociety 2-2-2020

No it’s 😳😳😳 for the last one

im here 4-2-20

House: I'm in danger.

So you cackled at the moment the whole clip had been leading up to? You are a legend.

"Me: cackles" youtube comments is such a strange place

Doctors not medics big difference

It is hilarious how they are the best in their field and are struggling here. This is why there are specializations.

well it would have been easier with the scope but she was only 2 years old

adults: no you can't eat coins! kiddo: shiny flat thing delicious.

True but this is a more private life case. It isn’t a mom coming in with a child who definitely ate something to an appointment. It’s him trying to not let his gf find out that he put her child in danger.

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Vote for IKE

@@bojohannesen4352 You do realize that uh. This was two years ago-

Knock knock

@@warpatato Imma sacrifice myself Who's there?

coz people call men pedos if you call a child cute.

@@SD-ko3nn It's obvious that he thinks the child is adorable! It's as simple as that!

Because that is the quickest way to meet Chris Hanson.

House is a terrible dad. The first thing he tried to do was dump the responsibility on Wilson so he could go party, and his game of chicken is why Rachel was unsupervised to begin with.

@@michaelccozens clearly you didnt see the episode when he played games with her to get her into a good preschool

Wouse

Lmao

Not for "some reason" but because it is FUNNY to thousands people, not just you.

Kids....)))))

They look tasty, duh.

People pay ridiculous amounts to eat dishes with tasteless, unchewable gold foil. At least Rachel has the excuse of not knowing better.

Exactly. Those Olds shows are goated compared to d new ones

Add madmen to that list, and sopranos And a show you probably haven’t seen but was awesome, Banshee

@@Meowface. and Burn Notice is another one I forgot to add!

they have the gay for eachother

Khorps Lol

I ship them so much 🤣

That's tea

Hilson < Huddy

Pumosia🦄💕 Nah Cuddy and House were never meant for each other

@@jordiko120 I know but it's sad true ☹️

Who's the girl in the pic?

I laughed way too hard at this. Seeing what other people did as kids makes me realize how unusually well behaved I was

@@hayleymarse2853 Your parents were very lucky. I wasn't an angel, but I behaved alright for the most part. I just used to put everything in my mouth. Now, my mom is a pre-school teacher, and she comes home with some pretty crazy stories. Some of those kids make eating a penny sound cute, if you can believe it.

Ronin Elenion That’s pretty funny. I definitely had my moments but I’ve always been a people pleaser. I have a job teaching dance and gymnastics classes for preschool kids and they are pretty crazy and super cute so I can totally imagine making eating a penny cute. It’s so interesting seeing the different maturity levels of kids because there are some three year olds who you can hold a serious conversation with and some who just want to get into trouble. They are mostly pretty sweet though

@@hayleymarse2853 That's true. You have to take the good with the bad.

I ate a nickel when I was little and the doctor didn't care

HAHAHAHAHA, thanks for telling is that you also think the funniest part is funny!!!!1 HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAAAAA

6:59

She really did! Sassy😅

anumanth m get out

Yeah we know your brain pan funny man

All your brain pans