Unplanned - The Cinema Snob 

Abby: "They sued me because I spoke out for the unborn!" PP: "Actually you stole a xerox machine and many many laptops."

"Abortion is our fries and soda" -Cheryl (Unplanned 2019)

Most abortions are done before surgery is needed. This movie makes it seem like all abortions are off fully formed 8 month olds. It is insane how fully formed those fetuses were for people with almost no pregnancy bump.

Two years ago from eight years ago? "WHAT TIME IS IT?!" -- Linkara

I thought birth control and pelvic examinations would be Planned Parenthoods soda and fries, since they're less costly. But I guess promoting safe sex and birth control in a Christian film is even worse than abortion.

On the whole "filming the patients" thing, these people also put the footage up on sites like RU-vid to 'shame' people going into clinics. Sometimes women seeking abortions are pregnant by an abusive boyfriend or spouse, or have abusive parents who would disapprove, etc.. Putting footage of clinic patients online can literally put their lives in danger and has actually resulted in people being murdered. That's why volunteer escorts at clinics will do things like shield patients walking into the clinic with umbrellas, so that protesters can't see their faces or film them.

"I bet it's really gonna shock someone who's seen 4 ET pornos!" Weird flex but okay.

"Huh, a review of that one abortion movie that came out a while ago. Might as well watch it. What if they actually make compelling points through a good story that's mindful of all the nuances surrounding the reasons why people get these procedures?" *Sees the Pureflix logo* "Oh. This is going to hurt."

The actors were warned that doing this movie would ruin their career? I thought doing a pure flix movie was automatically was a career ender.

Pretty cool the movie did what season 7 of Buffy couldn’t do: get Robia LaMorte to reprise her role as The First Evil.

"Abortion is our fries and soda" I like to order those value abortions off the dollar menu.

One of the proudest, and most shameful, moments of my life: Coming home after an especially brutal 24 shift on an ambulance, I spotted these abortion protesters shouting and marching outside the local family planning clinic. I think the fatigue combined with being fed up with assholes made me punch the accelerator and drive through the flooded gutters, creating a pretty impressive wave that soaked the protesters, their signs, and all their propaganda. I felt a little bad later, but not that bad.

"Abortion is our Fries and Soda" That line was so stupid I laughed so loud, so glad I wasn't drinking it would have gone everywhere!

Planned Parenthood workers don’t just spawn out of nowhere, waiting to be changed. This story breaks down with the slightest amount of effort put into understanding.

This movie was being protested in my home town. The movie bombed... HARD... I told my friends the only way to watch this movie is through a Cinema Snob review... so thank you... thank you for this review

Wait, so Pure Flix has extended their persecution complex crusade to the MPAA as well? I figured those two out-of-touch groups would be the best of friends.

Fun fact, the woman lied. She never saw a thing. She was only a volunteer she didn't even have a medical license. Wow it's Gwenith Paltrow all over again. 🤦‍♀️

This movie needed Alec Baldwin from Glengarry Glen Ross to scream the clinic's business model of ABA: ALWAYS BE ABORTING!

I almost choked on my coffee at "good God-fearing lake" and the Snob just kept knocking them out of the park after that.

So Pureflix is claiming that they're being persecuted by the same organization with a reputation for giving LGBT movies NC-17 ratings? Yeah makes total sense.

"Plus you lose a discount" FFS who actually believes this is how it works?

My mom said the priest at my hometown Catholic church that I used to attend recommended this film, calling it "informative" and "enlightening". Never before have I been so scared for my mother's well-being.

The husband definitely has a secret burner phone with Grindr installed.

It is sad that "Abby" had to have two abortions, isn't it? If only she'd had access to birth control. Maybe if there was a clinic she could go to where they provide such services, including pap smears and STI screenings...If only such a place existed. (Also, if you don't want to work at Planned Parenthood, then just...don't work there. There. That was easy.)

Hurricane Harvey was 2017. Clearly, that was Hurricane Katrina being shown. This movie time-jumps more than "Blair Witch 2" that it's so damn confusing.

The actors were warned by their colleagues not to take part in the film, because it would damage their career. 😁

God, imagine if the person who'd convinced Abby to be pro-life was Jesse the would-be clinic-bomber from Voiceless. What a movie THAT would've been.

6:24 am i the only one who thought that guy in the pink shirt was Guy Fieri for a second?

This movie is a mix between a bully telling “their side of the story” to a teacher where they take out all the parts where they’ve been bad, and a man’s voice saying “See?! I told you so! I told you so!”.

The flowers on the Planned Parenthood fence is surprisingly strong imagery. Like if that's how some silently protest then that's actually quite thoughtful. Because it looks like a gesture of reaching out and caring. Instead of just you yelling at someone about your beliefs.

This movie should bookend with the town's HPV rates, before and after.

They should name that fetus in the ultrasound Wilhelm.

"How do you feel?" "Like I just got out of prison." So, you've never been to prison. OK. *Dead*

Oh hell yeah! Another Cinema Snob review of a Pureflix movie!

My sister's experience with Planned Parenthood: She waited in the ER of her local hospital for 4 hours before they saw her, and misdiagnosed her with sciatica. She goes to Planned Parenthood for an ultrasound to confirm, only, oops! Not sciatica. Just an easily treatable sac in her foot that only needed a pill. Remind me again who's depicted as the incompetent ones here?

Is there any gift greater than a baby for Christmas? A Nintendo Switch. Duh. Rarely cries and you can leave it in a corner for days.

Well this was an “unplanned” delight cinema snob.🤗

It's interesting that these people think what they're doing is so morally right, yet they resort to outright lying to advance their agenda.

I hate how “Mansplaining to Women about what to do with their own bodies” has become a sub genre.

Actually, looking at this again, it's clear to me that the ease of Abby's "redemption" proves that the filmmakers don't actually see abortion as the killing of a human being. In any other Pureflix film, would a character who'd killed two people end up with a happy family, friends, the respect of their community, and credit with destroying a great evil? No. No one would even raise the question of possibly redeeming that character. But, Abby is redeemed because she went from a "bad" woman who rejects reproduction and formation of nuclear family to a "good" family woman who promotes the nuclear family everywhere. The film claims its goal is to save human lives, but the actual arc of the story is completely disinterested in that. The true arc of the movie is how a woman learned to behave.

"Never trust a decision you don't want your Mom to know about." So I should stop going to therapy?

Getting Robia LaMorte to play a death clinic leader (I’m being facetious, just go with it) is as clever as casting Willem DaFoe to play the antagonist of a film.

"Based on a True Story" As in, someone thought about it once, so it's true.

honestly, i'm thankful every day that i had that abortion. i'm bipolar and i should 't have a kid or pass on my crazy ass genetics

Trying to ban Planned Parenthood over abortion is like trying to shut down a repair shop because they use an operating system you don't like.Or a whole restaurant because you hate lettuce.

It’s a good day when the snob reviews a religious propaganda film

Damn, you went for the jugular. Nice. It’s what this movie deserves.

Come people to the Church of the Snob where you can come as you and we don't decriminate against anyone

All the bright pink at the Planned Parenthood table! Even their clothes! Yes, because pink is the ONLY color that can ever be used by a women's organization.

At "rock a *bye baby* " I just started laughing. They might as well have used "I want my baby back baby back baby back riiiiibs" while they were all eating a dinner of fetusburgers.

Mike Lindell being a sad little man known only for a pillow is a phrase that’s more true now than it was when you reviewed this film.

What’s so weird about so many of these films is that they don’t even make their own side look good. It really says something about a lot of these people.

The filmmakers certainly knew that "Unplanned" would get an R rating, but they also knew that making a stink over the rating would cause enough controversy that people will want to see the movie, wondering what all of the fuss was about. It's kinda smart, actually.

The directors of this film should go through the same punishment that Snob suggested for the director of Voiceless.

Just wanted to say, I live in Indiana and I saw this movie on DVD at Walmart the other day: There were so many copies on the shelf that it looked like nobody had bought one yet.

Friendly reminder that the people who made this movie are completely fine with children being held indefinitely in cages at the border.

1:46 I listened to a podcast where the real Doug Johnson was interviewed, and he says that when the God's Not Dead writers came to their door asking if they could make the movie, he directly told them it had to be Rated R to be effective. THEY AGREED. So WOW.

The movie equivalent of yelling bomb in a airport.

I always cry after my daily 20 abortions, that's the most fun part of this job. Try if you don't believe me.

"I guess I hoped that Grace's birth meant the end of all this." Woman, you're her mother! A mother! That means you actually went through at least one entire pregnancy, which culminated in you giving birth by either squeezing another human through a tiny orifice OR being cut open and having a baby pulled out of your abdomen!! And yet, somehow you seem to think that pregnancy and birth are SO MUCH AWESOME that the experience automatically results in women wanting to force every other woman to go through it, regardless of how desperately those women might claim that they would rather die than go through pregnancy and birth. And if those women whine about other petty stuff, like how their existing children might starve if they're forced to endure another potentially lethal pregnancy and birth? Well, all they need is a financially stable, happily married woman (who had a worry-free pregnancy and effortless birth with no permanent bodily disfigurement or damage) to set them straight about the facts of life! And by "set them straight," this movie clearly means, "tell them they don't know what they're talking about, because silly women can't be trusted to make life-altering decisions based on personal experience."

We need to find a movie with so many evil characters doing evil things so that every other joke the snob does is his evil laugh because I just need to see how far he’s going to with it😂😂😂😂😂

I don't know what people have against this movie, it's a perfect addition to my "honey, let's explore other holes!" folder.

I laugh and chant along every time snob says “bros! Bros! Bros! Bros!”

This review might be the most therapeutic one yet. After seeing this movie, I was on the verge of taking one of those medical abortions pills myself and curling up on the shower floor. Thank you Brad for saving my life!

dude yelling "you should have kept your legs closed!" at 7:17, should be the spokesman and poster boy for Incels international.

Abortion is such a complicated topic, and the cartoonistic characters and lies in this movie aren't helping anyone. Abortion is not a billion dollar industry. Stop.

It truly blows my mind that there are people who believe this nonsense and take it as gospel. This movies message is such a straw man argument I saw it asking the Wizard of Oz for a brain!

'Then get a life and mind your own damn business.' Understatement of the PureFlix century.

I was very disappointed in this film. It is a religious movie with no basketball scene. Why couldn't they have Planned Parenthood employees throwing fetus through a basketball hoop.

when mean boss was giving the protagonist The Serious Talk(tm) in the hall there I was 75% expecting an aggressive makeout scene

The film the MPAA doesn't want you to see, according to Glen Beck & Sean Hannity.

In case you ever felt bad for Abby at any point. Just know that she uploaded a RU-vid video in support of police racially profiling Black People. And yes, that includes her own mixed race son.

I wonder how long this will stay up before the copyright strikes hit. Hopefully they won’t come.

David A.R. White is playing a Christian Mad Max?! Why aren't you reviewing those movies?!

Please do something with Hugo and Jake! It would be hilarious!

22:10. I actually yelled out, "ARE YOU SHITTING ME?!", when it was revealed there was 30 minutes of the movie left

It looks like an ultrasound version of the dancing baby screensaver from the late-90s.

My dad forced me to go to church two Sundays ago and the priest decided to advertise this movie during the goddamn Gospel. I was so pissed, I walked out as soon as the priest explained what the movie was about. This reminded me of one of the reasons why I stopped going to church in the first place.

"Is there any greater blessing than a new baby?" Literally anything else. A tea kettle. A hot topic gift card. A set of poker chips. A bathrobe so I can stop scaring the neighbors.

America would be light years ahead of where it is now if we had no evangelical conservatives, but it would be far less tragically hilarious.

Man that My Pillow Guy cameo aged poorly even for this movie.

I hold my hands over ever barrel I see now and say "hummus" 32 times.

My church made my family watch this film. My sister is 11 (she was 10 at the time). Do you think she wanted to see the blood scene? No, but the church cares more about spreading their agenda than the people at the church.

"we can't force them to do anything" right so instead shame these women for making their own choices ok

Funny thing: I wasn't *_planning_* to watch a video tonight. But then I saw a new Cinema Snob video was up.

The abortion scene that was supposed to be this huge emotional moment made me laugh - the ultrasound was so cartoonish

You know what I love about the fact that this has an R-rating? It means students at the ironically-named fundie school Liberty University aren't allowed to watch it.

"If anything, it will encourage them to abort."; "Abortions are our fries and soda." I'm dumbfounded. Someone should sue Pureflix, at this point. They've crossed the damn line, this doesn't come across as free speech any more.

I made the decision to get pregnant with my daughter before marriage, a decision my mother wouldn’t have approved of, but it’s one of the best choices I’ve ever made.

Boy, those Mike Lindell jokes aged well…

The poppaganda marries the mommaganda and they raise their little goslings.

*PureFlix is home for B-List, has-been actors to use whatever skills they have left and squeeze money out of it. If you ever wonder what happened to that actor you used to like in the 80s and 90s, chances are they're in a PureFlix movie. Funny thing about it is, IT WORKS. People are paying to see them and the company's raking in the dough.*

Damn it Snob, I'm not sure if that was the best use of the Wilhelm scream or not but did get me to laugh because it caught me so off guard.

Ok... i'm 10 minutes in... and i hope that the Snob is making this s**t up, you know as he does with the subtitle of some movies.... but i know that this is real....

Wow these people literally think anyone who is Pro Choice are Saturday Morning Cartoon villains.

Only 166k views? Criminal.

'THE MPAA'S PICKING ON ME! WHAA, HAAH, HAAH, HAAH, HAAAAAAH!'

Jesus, this movie has more flashbacks than LOST.

I nearly pissed myself at, "CGI 'Help meh Jesus!' fetus." 13:10

Despite having an R rating in America, it has a PG rating in British Columbia and Manitoba. I don't know if that's insane because I haven't seen the film, so I don't really know how graphic it is.